Looking for jammy plushie (Necro poision plush) Offering 2 rosevine plushies, ectoplasm mat, gargoyle mat, bunny plushie, and minty wiggler, cat plush Other offer Thermoise spec Ardor spec
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1. The lobbies are currently dead, and not only dead, but glitched. This is causing a lot of usual lobby issues (dodging, sniping, etc.) to become EXTREMELY prevalent and lobby BREAKING (lobbies randomly stop being filled after so many disconnects 1+). This alone will make me switch around from TCM just to wait a little to hope lobbies will get better.
2. the current perk meta, even though being addressed in the upcoming update, the fact that barely only 8 perks in the game are usable for family, any none of them instantly counter entire family member ( sissy, hitch, leatherface overhead; no poision, no trap, no sell) All perks that single handedly are fine, but the shared 12 (960% damage reduction) hits of no sell, shared 16 ( 3 x 4 + 4 you start with ) stamina bars of choose flight, the infinite use of bomb squad and anti-poision. This is not only to mention family meta, which consists of trying the hardest to min-max a max dmg build in order to have a chance at defeating a decent victim squad. This consists of big swings or SCOUT* (a QoL for some characters which are naturally slower than survivors, although broken on hitchhiker due to his ability to chase with another perk) + usually a endurance perk (unrelenting, fired up) and then serrated or a perk of choosing. Incredibly stale and incredibly needed (horrible perks otherwise) for both sides. While this will be changed in the upcoming updates, I think perks needs a new design philosophy on the survivors side, as most killer perks come with a trade off, if not entirely used for utility.
3. Grandpa is useless... unless... but then... unless. Grandpa has 2 good perks, and 300 blood to get there, or get lucky and have it be only 100 blood to get an overpowered perk active. He is otherwise useless and does not add any extreme pressure to the game once you are confident enough to know around where killers are. His level 5 ability is lack luster for the 1 to 2 perks plus a blood harvesting build youll need to do, basically sac'ing a killer to instead be grandpa. Without any good grandpa perks, grandpa basically becomes a power sink, requiring a lot of time and effort to get him to a place that allows you to see all survivors. Although, on the same token, get grandpa to level 5 before progress is made on any exits and suddenly you have a free win if no one is running agitator ( decreases grandpa's blood by 150, 200, 250 ) yet another perk that is over powered in any other scenario other than rushing level 5.
4. Attrition, and its failure to appear. Victims are constantly supposed to be bleeding out and suffering from basically organ failure. While this idea sometimes comes into play, or can catch up on you unexpectedly, I do think its rather lacking luster as well, not being aggressive enough to really worry about using a med pot to stop the bleeding, but this is also a hard place to balance. The biggest problem this brings up, is with looping in this game.
5. Looping, Vacuums and Immunity frames. While looping in this game feels fun, and some maps have some loops where it feels like cat and mouse, slowly catching up to survivors, it also has an utterly horrid bad side, of immunity frames. While becoming more lenient in recent patches, you also can now only get 1 hit no matter how soon you catch them in animation ( 2 - 3 hits is glitched, only 1 hit should be available before they become immune.) This makes looping unfun, and forces you to just leave if a survivor is in certain spots (these spots INCLUDE EXIT AREAS!) Along with immunity frames, SURVIVORS AND KILLERS alike can vacuum to interactions, allowing for insanely far away backstabs, to being able to unlock doors from cover with interaction pushing, to being able to phase through killers to instantly go back through a gap, invoking immunity frames. This creates an UNPLAYABLE high skill ceiling, as survivors will always be able to get to these spots and force a killer to camp them or to leave; which again, gives them access to exit areas.
6. Leatherface, the needed one, oh right and the balance around the original crew. Forcing the game to be able to be played without leatherface was in INCREDIBLE oversight. The recent changes to doors (barged doors cannot be interacted with) saved this problem slightly, but there are NUMEROUS spots where survivors are unable to be touched, especially with Johnny, cook, Nancy combos, there are actual god spots in multiple maps that leave you unable to attach survivors. But nothing compares to the striking balance that is around traps, locks, and tables. Nancy's traps are extremely over and underpowered at the same time, being unable to remove them without using your health is stupid, but they are pretty weak overall, unless of course a killer is right there but then what does it really matter. Sissy doesn't do enough damage to really be a good killer, especially with her slower speed. I can say with the right builds she is a tank that shoots rapid fire but otherwise is lacking any sort of real power.
7. Exits, and Map size. The addition of another exit (such as gas station, and family house), the spreading out of exits, overuse of hiding spots, and a silent exit, creates overwhelming focus on one side of the map, while making the other side completely uncoverable. While this isn't a problem for family house, since you are trapped inside a small easily survey able area, this becomes a problem for every other map, which has extremely open areas, and extreme coverage. This makes it pretty hard for the family to do anything except rotate the map in such a way that disallows people to get 1 bar done from a gate, door, etc and have their progress saved. In itself wouldn't be a problem if not for EVERYTHING ELSE that is also aiding surviviors in their ability to escape.
8. Map Design, and being able to loop hiding spots. While I love the idea of being able to hide and move from hiding spot to hiding spot, I do think that the overwhelming amount of places a survivor can hide is a little crazy. Like actually looking at every little grass place and the amount of size of each one paints a bigger picture. [Ex. If there was a perk that lit up to show you a survivor is in tall grass / bushes, and it had a max range of 36m, a survivor could easily evade you by connecting hides together, even if you searched and rotated each grass spot sporadically and throughouly ] Not only that, but problem 5 further makes this issue prevalent. Yes once close to a survivor, its easy to hear grass and see them moving it around, but thats only once you're close enough to see them in the first place, without needing to rummage. The issue still stands to survivors who are moving and staying still.
9. Meta Power roles, powerplays, powerhouses. Leatherface is supposed to be an extreme powerrole, without the ability to climb ladders, use crawl spaces, vault tables, or use gaps. In exchange bubba is allowed to destroy crawl spaces, and vaults. gaps still being untouchable and again, the problems they face in problem 5. Connie's power is supposed to have a debuff, which is easily negated and virtually unneeded for all 4 exits. [Ex. battery first, then being able to rush door and unlock it; generator, unlock doogate/front door to generator; unlock basement, rush fuse; unlock basement, rush window, etc. ] All instances where Connie's power should create a great problem for her to escpae if a killer were to be coming, I do think it ultimately, is never in play long enough or even soon enough to make her escape harder. Leland adds to everything by being able to stun killers... which actually doesnt really matter, his strength and toughness (literally) is what sells him more than his power, since anyone can stun any of the family. And Danny... Who works so well if all of these problems that allow him to do nothing in basement except collect intell, then rush to fuse and allow everyone to escape creates a true problem. Connie Leland and Danny create and unstoppable combo with correct plays on each map, allowing for a guaranteed escape (aka, 43 / 45 games with testing.)
10. Fuse, mind blowing. Fuse is extremely fast of an exit for being the survivors safest, and most universal way of escaping. Considering fuse is THE fastest exit in the game, without a nerf this exit alone WILL kill the game. Even add a mini-game, or make us spam E to open the exit gate SOMETHING!!! its insane that fuse is not a bigger talked about issue with problems 5,6, and 9. Fuse is just an instant open, instant out, no need to spec into anything to open it faster or do it faster besides learning basic math.
11. Wells... well It can't get worse. Wells are over placed and overly protective (not to mention stunt double but the perk itself I think is well balanced). they allow for any part of the map to be a safe spot, since they are placed into every part of the map. This plays into almost every problem in the game, and might as well be the stone pushing out all the problems. Wells are unbalanced in their current state, and even making a survivor go down would just be an oversight on how broken they are.
12. Boring Family builds. Survivor is being squeezed by the meta its created, basically relying on escaping as fast as possible to avoid one shot builds that most people (myself included) are putting on. Dying to 4 - 7 hits from most killers who can guarantee 2 hits in the open. if not an entire kill when in the open makes the need to use every busted strategy even worst. If every time you make a mistake you have to escape a family member, and the only real way to do that is to well, abuse loop spots, etc. While alone, being persued by a family member should ALWAYS results in a kill, I feel like being hit in this game really does do anything spectacular besides cancel animation and do damage. At least leatherface knocks survivors down, maybe the slicers give survivors a little speed boost, the clunkers do move damager the more in range they are, SOMETHING! to make it so you dont just have to rub up against survivors and start slapping them with your wet fish endurance build or your semi-truck savergy build, and allows for a more action worthy pursuit (of course if not for problem 2,5,7 and 8) if there were more dynamics with the whole interaction system.
13. The underuse of recovery, and its extreme 1 use policy, Heath pools and degeneration. [All suggestion] recovery should happen more often, survivors should be incentivized to heal, survivors should take more damage from things. Survivors should get up faster, get up with more hp, but they should bleed faster this time around, something to push survivors to keep moving, but also to not allow rushing without healing properly if you are being persued, or if you are avoiding the main path to be more sneaky. [ end ] Recovery is insanely overpowered, as once it procs, you can get up if you are well hidden or alone, leaving you at around 3 - 4 hits from death. Its so rare though, I never see it happen, unless killers are building into extra bleed or poison. It would be nice to see an overhaul of this system and the HP system. Degeneration takes around 5 minutes but it would be better to see constant high stress, dashing, etc, to affect this more, and actually have an affect. Such as slower movement, or increased time to use healing items.
14. Wave dashing, its a tech. Dashing needs to make it so stamina usage is increased. This should be around 70% of the stamina it uses now, but increase that usage for a couple moments after the dash as well; furthermore, all of this should stack, making it so wave dashing would be an extreme detriment to stamina, but would still allow you to get out of situations where its needed. (aka, two killers after you, getting cornered, dead ends, etc etc.)
15. Exploits and bugs, a common pest. While exploits are always plaguing games, TCM is no different although, of course, all exploits are victim sided, if not for 2 family ones I've found. The biggest two offenders (one of which may be patched as of 1/21) Is victims being able to vacuum back into gaps that killers are exiting and killers having no hit cooldown when near max endurance\* (is probably patched, both exploits are lacking a full explanation.) Bubbas chainsaw currently is bugged on certain skill trees, making it impossible to overhead then swing within a couple seconds, and will prevent the second hit from going through (usually caused by what would normally overheat an un-leveled chainsaw). Sissy's poison not working through gaps anymore (possibly not bug), swings making killers move slower, swings ontop of survivors not going through. Survivors always having priority for interactions ( at least in testing with aprox. 40 ms survivor vs 43 ms killer. ) ~Of course there are many ways to fix all of these and some I have listed, but I would rather bring to light the extreme issues that are plaguing the game, and allow for at least the thought to see the light before I make any change suggestions outside of what I already have, which is chopped together from about 200 hours of play, mostly family, but also coming from someone who has some QA experience and seen balance changes through a lot of games. Hopefully, the main Issues, which are sprinkled in, and this is in no order, can be addressed.
16. tl;dr, victim grrrrr, family wah wah wah, victim op, family op, thank you for reading.

Hello miming people!
I have a very calm and nonchalant male persian cat (6 years old), and nagulat po ako nung isang araw ay may nakaaway pala itong ibang pusa (pusang gala). Nung gabing noon ay hindi ko na siya nakita. Nagulat nalang ako ngayong umaga, nakita ko nalang siya sa isang sulok ng garden namin huhuhu 😔 Hindi na siya kumain kagabi at ngayong umaga.
Nung unang pagtawag ko ng name niya, di na lumalapit sa akin pero bakit parang lumaki yung mata niya(?) Parang yung mukha ng na-shock(?), tapos ay lumapit siya sa akin na yung katawan niya ay naka arch tapos yung ears niya parang naka eroplano. I gave him a few pets, tapos ayaw niyang magpahawak sa mouth area niya banda, nag flinch siya.
Tapos nung hiniga ko siya para tingnan yung under side niya, parang wala na siyang control sa legs niya. Alam niyo yung parang nag la-lag yung movements ng paa niya na parang na paralyze ganon, pero nakakalakad pa naman, mabagal nga lang.
Anong behavior po kaya ito? Or maybe na poision po ba ang aking miming? 😔 Or baka may sakit?
Thanks miming people! 🐱

I get amazed daily with these upcoming AI innovations.
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Came across this very interesting data/ AI poisioning tool called Nightshade. It exploits security vulnerability in generative AI models to protect the work of artists and manipulate these models into learning.
So for example: TV will be remote, Horse will be cat and so on.
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The same is very difficult to reverse as it takes companies to find and delete each corrupted sample.
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In my opinion, this is not just protecting, but fighting back. Humans getting back to AI and proving who is the creator. Seems like AI is not going to take all the jobs in the world. We still need humans, creativity and innovation.

Its Halloween afternoon and you are all together for a game of football. Some of you already have your costumes, others....not so much. Linus wont shut up about the Great Pumpkin and Luci is about at her patience end with it all. Schroeder is practicing a song for the school play. The only thing that adults say that the kids understand are numbers.
Linus tries to get people who havent picked a pumpkin to do so. Says that if they dont pay their respects and give offerings of candy then it will fly through the air and eat them. Charlie is invited to a party over at Snoopi's and wishes to show off the mods made to his plane. Linus also warns of needing a costume or else you'll be turned into a pumpiboo, a pumpkin child. Linus is secretly working for the Great Pumpkin.
While the kids are out getting their costumes, they see a kid dressed as a pumpkin offering them seeds. Underneath the pumpkin is a rubber evil pumpkin mask and they run off towards the local farm. Clemens Crops owned by Mr. Clay Clemens. Anyone who eats a seed is cursed. Anyone who holds it attracts omens. If no one accepts them the omens dont attack.
There is a group of pumpkin dressed kids selling various breads, cooking oils, and treats for cheap. Say its for church charity. Vineyard Church. Under the pumpkin heads are a 1/10 chance of being another rubber masked kid that runs off. The rest are normal boy scout looking kids. Same rules for the goods as the seeds.
Omens: 1) An uncarved pumpkin that becomes carved into an evil face within a blink, then back to uncarved. Its a pumpkin mimic thats acts normal if picked till carved upon. Seed holders will have this pumpkin always be 20' near them. 2) a murder of crows in the kids pathway. Crows are eating smashed pumpkins. Crows will attack seed holders and uncomfortably swarm around the nons. 3) A seed holder breaks a mirror when costume shopping. 4) A very large black dog is aggresive towards the kids, is on a chain. The chain is held in loose ground and will pull off if provoked further. Barks hella at seed holders. 5) A fairy ring appears in the park. Stepping in the center adds a mischief sprite to their inventory. If a seed holder then the sprite is friendly as long as they have seeds/goods to trade. If not, attacks. If not a seed holder then it will prank the holder until noticed then attacks. 6) Seed holder's candy bag has a hole in it. 7) Rubber pumpkin mask is for sale on clearance. Mask is cursed and cant be taken off. Mask slowly gets harder to breathe in. If not removed by sunfall then they become a sleeper cell for the Great Pumpkin. 8) a pack of rats come out of the storm drain and attack seed holders. Simply run past the nons. 9) When gathering candy, seed holders are bullied by highschoolers out of their candy. 10) Seed holders only get crappy candy. 11) There are 3 feral black cats in an open dumpster that attack seed holders. Agressive towards nons but dont attack unless provoked. 12) Seed holder steps in a pothole, 20% chance to twist their ankle. 13) Gang of biking highschoolers with baseball bats throw eggs at seed holders. Harrass' nons.
MONSTER STATS (pumpkiboos later) 1) Pumpkin mimic: 15hp, 15ft speed, 5ft reach. Bite 1d6. Vine whip 1d4 and chance of grapple, strength save=11. Ac=10. 2) Crows: five of them, 10hp, ac13, speed50 Ability= disengage= get out of reach for free once per every other round. Peck= 1d4. 3) Dog, hp50, ac10, 30ft speed. Bite= 1d8. 4) Mask= to get off requires oil sold at the pumpkin kids food stand. 5) Rats= six of them, 6hp, ac6, bite= 1d4+ poision build up 1/4. If poisioned then -2hp per 5mins till cured. Local dr sells cure for 10bucks. 6) Highschoolers= hp50, ac16. 30ft speed. Egg= inflicts 1/5 psychic. When full disadvantage to all till clean. Fist= 1d6. Baseball bat= 1d10. 7) Cats= hp15. Ac13, speed40. Claw= 1d4. Bite= 1d4 and 1/6 rabbies bar. There is no cure, slow death. 8) Sprite= ties the kids shoes, cuts holes in their candy bags, 8hp, ac15, scratch 1d2
At Snoopi's party, he is dressed as a pilot and shows off his plane. There is a pumpkin kid there but snoopi says its a friend of woodstock. Woodstock is also dressed as a pumpkin. To drink is apple cider, pumpkin bread, and carmel apples. Yes, that pumpkin bread. Party last till going out for candy.
Linus doesnt trick or treat and instead, goes to Clemens Crops to wait for the Great Pumpkin. Tries to convince others to come. Those who trick or treat, each house gives out a rock to whoever rolls the lowest. Seed holders who roll highest overide seed curse. One house is DECKED OUT in jack-o-lanterns in various faces. There is a pumpkin headed scarecrow that seems to always be looking at you. Hidden in the stuffing is a pumpiboo that throws gourds at the kids and steals their candy if provoked. The adult at the door is dressed the same as the scarecrow outside and gives the kids the pumpkin shaped candy corns in a plastic pumpkin baggie. Ask the kids if they are excited for the tonights grand event? When the harvest moon reaches the center of the sky and Great Pumpkin flies. Yall collect alot of candy to offer? Rules say I can only give 1 bag per kid or else.... The candy is laced. The kids continue to trick or treat until they decide to go check on Linus and whoever else went with.
The kids get to the patch about an hr before moon peak. Linus is holding a pumpkin in his blanket an humming almost trance like. Schroeder plays piano if went with and its an ominous tune. Others who came are concenerned unless seed holdeeater. If cursed, they begin to enter a trance line state and protects Linus. 3 pumkiboos come out of the patch, surround Linus, and start to dance while 1 plays a flute made of vine, another drums 2 large white pumpkins, and the third hums a tune. There is a 15' vine floor grapple aoe from each pumpkiboo due to their song. The Great Pumpkin then slowly raises from the patch with a scarecrow tangled within. It rips it out and brandishes a scythe. It can fly. First reaches out its hand for an offering to each kid. Offering must equal 10#s. If not enough the GP scowls and goes to the next kid. All kids who dont offer enough are attacked. Once defeated, drops hella candy, a rain of seeds, and the souls of past eat children are released. They later go home, eat candy, and enjoy Schroeder's music.
Pumpkiboo: hp15, ac13. While music plays 15' grapple aoe. Song= 13 will save or 1/3 sleep inficted. Vine whip 1d4. Seed shot 1d4 15' reach. Weak to fire
Great pumpkin: hp75. Ac13 15' flight height, while music plays hp +50 and attacks +1d4. If Schroeder plays music ac+2 Vine whip 1d6. Grapple 13str save. Scythe= 1d10. Gaze of the flame: 1/2 turn to pumpkin bar filled, 14 will save, only affects those not in costume. Weak to fire

Im 16 today. I always looked at this group at thought that i can't fall down enough to write this but im here. Today is my birth day and the worst day of my life yet... First thing i don't have any friends after i went to high school i lost them and haven't made any new ones. I wanted to change schools cus in a school that i always wanted to get in got a free space. I worked all summer for it... I had to do an easy test, write an essay about myself and have a psyhical test. The first 2 things were i easy and the last one too, but i broke my leg... They said that it won't heal for 2 months and 1 month recovery... I didn't got in the school. I had a cat named Napoleon he was 4 years old. I had a lot of memories with him. He died of poisioning a week ago. I wanted to have atleast a good birthday even though everything sucks. I invited my old classmates and the newones to my birthday party. Nobody wrote back, nobody came, they probaly didn't even cared. I walked down to the closest bench with one leg. And wrote this out of my mind i needed to or i whould have broke alredy. If you rad or read this i (don't know how to write it :)) thx pls don't make mistakes like me Im already planning my future so no worries about me Im gonna work at a convinience store and probaly dnd myself at 25😎

I've been losing my cats over the years, some used to go missing all of a sudden, and 2 were poisoned. My other neighbor told me that she saw the neighbour next door putting my cat in a box and sending them away, few years ago. After the poisioning event, we found rat poison on their stairs (outdoor), and when asked about it they claimed that it was for the rats, but also we found a tray of milk next to it. These people hate cats so much they chase it away with a stick, hearing them feeding the cats with milk is extremely sus. The cats used to be extremely healthy, one of which was a 5 month old kitten waiting to be neutered. Now my 2 year old ginger went missing since 10 days, and I really want to do something about my neighbors because I know they're the ones responsible for this because they always act sus after an event like this. How do I bring justice to my cats and sye my neighbors because I do not have a solid evidence.

We live in times where SEO is so good that virtually any topic can be "optimized" for any random search query. This( amongst others) made me leave Google long time ago but nowadays i see DDG being plagued with same disease.
It'll be only the example( as my main motivation for this post is Poland-specific and explanation would took too much talking ["niedziele handlowe"]:P) but suppose i am looking for Target stores. Good search results would include Target's homepage obviously as first result, then maybe some map with stores' locations, next i'd see opinions involving Target's offers and so on. What i actually see is SEO optimized poision bombarding me with random facts about Target, like "what is target brand? who made target? target's expansion over time" in first 3 results. Problem is starting to be really annoying when i search in my native language for something specific like "cat's food allergy". What i find topmost are machine-translated sites so poorly that only knowing english enables me to understand more or less site's content.
What i would actually like to do is to redflag/downvote such crappy result. Maybe even save locally preference "don't show me result from this domain". Surely i'd like to give precise feedack what and why was redflagged by me to be reviewed by moderators maybe.
I want to emphasize on fact that i am after releveance only, not "i don't like this result/ this result stands in opposition to my views". I would be perfectly happy even if my flagging wouldn't influence global search result but would be specific only for my browser (saved in preference cookie or something). I value my time very highly and digging trough, saying lightly, unrelevant results costs me too much time and frustration.

So i use this powder outside and try to keep it away from cats at all times. (Spray too) i heard pyrethrum is toxic to cats and dog tick liquid often poisions them but when i look at the sds for safers end all and powders they all dont mention anything about cats other than fish.
Is this cuz the dose is so low? 0.2% vs 44.4% on tick stuff for dogs..
I also noticed our vet used pyrethrum ear drops for mites that was about 0.28%.. and they never seemed to have any issues (i had no idea about that till i got in to plants and stuff..) (the ear drops was made for cats)
Anyone got any experience with this?

I decided to get into doodle World Pvp by building a hyper offensive team as hyper offensive is pretty easy to play.
Azelf
Djinneko @ Determination Jelly
Trait: Wish For Power
Equipment: Pale Sunbonnet / Sandstone Necklace / Amber Trapped Fly
Modifiers: +10% Speed / +10% Magical Attack
- Bee Summon
- Soulfire
- Disarm / Taser / Psycho Force
- Taunt
I started with lead Djnnecko as it has ability wish for power and a m atk boost you can apply offensive pressure immediately. The moves are bee summon for chip damage doodles as well breaking determination jellies. Soulfire so you don't get walled by a doodle have immunity to your move. Disarm for knock off items on doodles and taunt to shut down anything that uses setup moves or other leads. The other potential moves are PsychoForce for extra coverage, taser to slow down opponents.
Equipment is to make sure you out speed as much as you can and determination jelly for guaranteed bee summon and modifiers are self explanatory.
SD Ninja
Aluminja @ Cure Jelly or Dark Taffy
Trait: Sharp Reflexes
Equipment: Smoldering Hood / Ruby Pendant / White Chocolate ? Amber Trapped Fly
Modifiers: +10% Speed / +10% Attack
- Sharpen
- Daze
- FTL Assault / Iron Slash
- Dark Slash
Aluminja is my physical sweeper as it is really fast and strong in competitive . I use sharp reflexes as aluminja has bad bulk so it's. It is not going to live any fire type attack or any attack in general so might as well have a chance to dodge a move instead. Sharpen to boost attack. Dark slash for spirit types and ftl assault as priority is better than iron slash as it's terrible offensive type and fighting hits all the types of metal hits and a couple other types.
Items cure jelly to avoid status conditions like burn or paralysis or taffy for one of the moves to nuke something cause gems are broken. Atk and speed equipment.
The Lizard
Corolizard @ Empowered Ring
Trait: Corrosion
Equipment: Pale Bonnet / Sandstone Necklace / Amber Trapped Fly
Modifiers: +10% Speed / +10% Magical Attack
- Goo Blast
- Psychoforce
- Tainted Water
- Gem Blast
Next up is my special wall breaker as corolizard learns some excellent coverage options. Goo blast to hit shifting winds users, and wave shot. Psycoforce to hit those crystal types like malzuri. Tainted water for fire and ground types and finally gem blast to Spirit types as well getting a shot at a magical attack boost. The Trait is corrision as it gets rid any harzards that got onto field maybe you can get lingering poision or status like paralyis on djnnecko but corrision seems more consistent.
Item is an empowered ring as I didn't want to run lethal ornament an d constantly losing health so the ring was the best cause of its great coverage moves. I decided to run max speed as corolizard is pretty slow I don't know if there is better equipment but yeah.
Roadrunna
Roadterra @ Lethal Ornament
Trait: Confidence
Equipments: Smoldering Hood / Ruby Pendant / Amber Trapped Fly
Modifiers: +10% Speed / +10% Attack
- Shatter
- Heat Bash
- Jet Strike / Savage Blow
- Hit-n-Run
Roadterra is probably one of the best wall breakers in the game. I'm running a pretty standard set but it is really good. I decided to run movement as we lack screens support as no doodle learns as of right now. Lethal ornament to maximize damage output even without confidence boost.
Time to Shine
Lumiline @ JetPack or Reflective Prism
Trait: Nitelite or Reflective
Equipment: Marshmellow Fedora / Juniper Necklace / Amber Trapped Fly
Modifiers: +10% Speed / +10% Magical Attack
- Glow Up
- Aurora Flash
- Opal Pulse
- Earth Surge
Is my final sweeper lumiline as this cat gets access to two pretty great abilities. Nitelite gives you dark resistance while light type moves doing more damage with the move glow up allowing to boost it moderate average m attack stat. Reflective is also great a ability as prevents hazards or status moves like curse that would normally make you invalid for these rest of game. I'm kinda confused on which one to use so I need help.
I decided for item either jet pack or reflective prism. Prism with nitelite allows you to boost light moves by 40% . Whiile jetpack gives you an immunity to earth type moves.
Huminbird
Humbiscus @ Decorative Fan
Trait: Vitality
Equipments: Marshmellow Fedora / Helpful Lanturn / Stick
Modifiers: +10% Speed / +10% Magical Attack
- Plant Sap
- Wind Shear
- Calming Melody / Quick Strike
- Hit-n-Run
My final doodle is humbiscus with vitality trait in order to come into field and make sure to outspeed everything in the game. Decorative fan to boost the power of wind shear. Plant sap for a stab move while also giving it some recovery option to continue putting it in vitality range. The last moves I kinda just placed them their.
Like I said I never really played so kinda just slapped things together and see if it could work feedback is needed please.
Link to teamsheet

Life goes around in circles I've felt this through all the many hurdles The pain and suffering repeats Like a despicable friend it comes back and greets But it's fine to embrace them from time to time It'll make you somber and sublime Like the stoics of the West, They think getting used to pain is the best The life they live without sadness and fears Horrible to not even give dead friends your tears But it's fine if that is what they choose We learn from them by stepping into their shoes
The world is too large, it's astronomical The things i go through, compatitively feel comical But it still hurts like crazy All the memories i have of you feel hazy Should've known about this trap called love The poision i feel every then and now Is because of this mind game, I believe "feelings" was it's name Oh how nice it would be To throw these chemicals out of me But it's fine i guess To be a complete mess Because I'm learning from this The process of catching and letting go of bliss
Life teaches you a lot of stuff But for humans it's never enough We are hurt throughout our lives Willing to play with fire and dance on knives We feel so much but rarely we learn Unless we actually cut ourselves or burn There's no way things go into our head But all these efforts will only Leave you dead Is learning worth dying for? Leaving behind your lifelore For people to be hurt all the same, Some feelings nobody can tame
But we can't stop learning Just like how we can't stop breathing Once we stop breathing we stop living, Once we stop learning we stop existing But what are we breathing for if we ain't living? Your love is not what makes me feel like I'm living What if there is no god? Then this life is a one shot I wanna die feeling like I've lived through heaven Cause its not like our lives are numbered seven Like a pampered blessed cat It's too easy to live like that There's nothing you can learn From life where Passion does not burn
It's okay to take it easy if it gets hard Relax and walk through a peaceful boulevard Learning can get stressful and rough But it'll stay with you all your life as a handcuff Like shackles they pull you down on peaceful days Like an angel fallen out of grace It will deceive you with a gentle kiss No wonder they say ignorance is bliss

I decided to get into doodle World Pvp by building a hyper offensive team as hyper offensive is pretty easy to play.
Azelf
Djinneko @ Determination Jelly
Trait: Wish For Power
Equipment: Pale Sunbonnet / Sandstone Necklace / Amber Trapped Fly
Modifiers: +10% Speed / +10% Magical Attack
- Bee Summon
- Soulfire
- Disarm / Taser / Psycho Force
- Taunt
I started with lead Djnnecko as it has ability wish for power and a m atk boost you can apply offensive pressure immediately. The moves are bee summon for chip damage doodles as well breaking determination jellies. Soulfire so you don't get walled by a doodle have immunity to your move. Disarm for knock off items on doodles and taunt to shut down anything that uses setup moves or other leads. The other potential moves are PsychoForce for extra coverage, taser to slow down opponents.
Equipment is to make sure you out speed as much as you can and determination jelly for guaranteed bee summon and modifiers are self explanatory.
SD Ninja
Aluminja @ Cure Jelly or Dark Taffy
Trait: Sharp Reflexes
Equipment: Smoldering Hood / Ruby Pendant / White Chocolate ? Amber Trapped Fly
Modifiers: +10% Speed / +10% Attack
- Sharpen
- Daze
- FTL Assault / Iron Slash
- Dark Slash
Aluminja is my physical sweeper as it is really fast and strong in competitive . I use sharp reflexes as aluminja has bad bulk so it's. It is not going to live any fire type attack or any attack in general so might as well have a chance to dodge a move instead. Sharpen to boost attack. Dark slash for spirit types and ftl assault as priority is better than iron slash as it's terrible offensive type and fighting hits all the types of metal hits and a couple other types.
Items cure jelly to avoid status conditions like burn or paralysis or taffy for one of the moves to nuke something cause gems are broken. Atk and speed equipment.
The Lizard
Corolizard @ Empowered Ring
Trait: Corrosion
Equipment: Pale Bonnet / Sandstone Necklace / Amber Trapped Fly
Modifiers: +10% Speed / +10% Magical Attack
- Goo Blast
- Psychoforce
- Tainted Water
- Gem Blast
Next up is my special wall breaker as corolizard learns some excellent coverage options. Goo blast to hit shifting winds users, and wave shot. Psycoforce to hit those crystal types like malzuri. Tainted water for fire and ground types and finally gem blast to Spirit types as well getting a shot at a magical attack boost. The Trait is corrision as it gets rid any harzards that got onto field maybe you can get lingering poision or status like paralyis on djnnecko but corrision seems more consistent.
Item is an empowered ring as I didn't want to run lethal ornament an d constantly losing health so the ring was the best cause of its great coverage moves. I decided to run max speed as corolizard is pretty slow I don't know if there is better equipment but yeah.
Roadrunna
Roadterra @ Lethal Ornament
Trait: Confidence
Equipments: Smoldering Hood / Ruby Pendant / Amber Trapped Fly
Modifiers: +10% Speed / +10% Attack
- Shatter
- Heat Bash
- Jet Strike / Savage Blow
- Hit-n-Run
Roadterra is probably one of the best wall breakers in the game. I'm running a pretty standard set but it is really good. I decided to run movement as we lack screens support as no doodle learns as of right now. Lethal ornament to maximize damage output even without confidence boost.
Time to Shine
Lumiline @ JetPack or Reflective Prism
Trait: Nitelite or Reflective
Equipment: Marshmellow Fedora / Juniper Necklace / Amber Trapped Fly
Modifiers: +10% Speed / +10% Magical Attack
- Glow Up
- Aurora Flash
- Opal Pulse
- Earth Surge
Is my final sweeper lumiline as this cat gets access to two pretty great abilities. Nitelite gives you dark resistance while light type moves doing more damage with the move glow up allowing to boost it moderate average m attack stat. Reflective is also great a ability as prevents hazards or status moves like curse that would normally make you invalid for these rest of game. I'm kinda confused on which one to use so I need help.
I decided for item either jet pack or reflective prism. Prism with nitelite allows you to boost light moves by 40% . Whiile jetpack gives you an immunity to earth type moves.
Huminbird
Humbiscus @ Decorative Fan
Trait: Vitality
Equipments: Marshmellow Fedora / Helpful Lanturn / Stick
Modifiers: +10% Speed / +10% Magical Attack
- Plant Sap
- Wind Shear
- Calming Melody / Quick Strike
- Hit-n-Run
My final doodle is humbiscus with vitality trait in order to come into field and make sure to outspeed everything in the game. Decorative fan to boost the power of wind shear. Plant sap for a stab move while also giving it some recovery option to continue putting it in vitality range. The last moves I kinda just placed them their.
Like I said I never really played so kinda just slapped things together and see if it could work feedback is needed please.
Link to teamsheet
https://pokepast.es/c2e55ba61d96c19b

before you ask, she is in the vet rn, took her immedietly
has this happened to anyone before? im crying and typing so dont mind the typos
i usually take 15mgs, so i spilt pills in half. I guess one dropped on the floor or smt idk
we were playing and she started acting super weird, i immediately suspected she ate ritalin, googled the symptoms and it matched
i dont know how much she ate, or if she ate it at all, but im pretty sure she did
the problem is since my usual vet is far away, i took her to the closest one and i had never been there before
they said her heart rate was normal but they will.keep her in
they refused to explain what they will do, refused to explain what i should expect
just made me sign a fucking paper that said if she dies i can't sue them
i just wanna know what to expect, brutally honestly so i can prepare myself
has anyone ever experienced that?
update: in case anyone in the future experiences smt similar and comes here. my cat is fine thankfully, spend 12 hours in the emergency vet under close supervision. However apperently they dont see ritalin poisioning alot as I live far away from colleges and ritalin is under strict supervision for perscriptions. So they told me they would focus on getting her blood pressure down and getting the pills out of her system and continue the treatment as new symptoms emerge. me being me I called them ever hour for updates.
-first hour: they put her on iv to get her body dissolve the pills and take them out. she was very anxious and hyper. her blood pressure was high, so her heart rate started getting higher. They said they have her something for that but idk what it is. they were also waiting for her to puke but she did not.
-next few hours her heart rate startied going to normal, so did her breathing but she was still super anxious and jittery.
-around hour five her breathing started going weird again and they didnt know why, they kept giving her fluids and told me since she didnt puke at all it was possible she might still be digesting the pill and they might have to clean her stomach afterall.
-in the next hour her breathing normalized so they didnt clean her stomach. however she was still hyper with pupils dialated.
-in hour 7 they told me physically everything was now normal, and her blood pressure was going back to normal levels and she had started to calm down. they said the risk of seizure or shock was now very low and in a few hours I probably could pick her up
-in hour 9 they told me her blood pressure was changing again, it was probably due to the pills finally getting out but they wanted to be sure so they would keep her for a bit more
-in hour 12 they told me everything was stable now for 2 hours and i could pick her up but i should keep her under close watch and make her drinks lots of water.
she is now home, still a bit hyper and jittery, and she is more sensitive to light and sound then she normally is, but other than that she is fine. she drank tons of water and now playing with her toys.
this was deadass the scariest experience of my life, hope no one ever experiences this :c. I know I will be extra extra careful now with my pills.

i usually take one and a half pill, and i think one of the halfs fell to the floor or smt, even tho im super careful.
im not exactly sure if she ate ritalin, or how much she ate. she was sleeping with me, woke up we both went to the living room and i started playing with her and talking to my partner. she wandered around the room, came back to play. we first started playing around 9.25am, at 9.35 am she suddenly went insane. she was looking around manically, pupils dialated, kept doing a weird meow and would not let me pet her but also she demanded i kept playing with her. she was also breathing weird. not fast but as if she was sniffing something very hard. she would do this a few times, go back to normal, do it again.
me and my partner were like what is going on, then we realized she mighy have eaten some ritalin. i checked the meds, it doesnt seem like she went into the med box so I assume I dropped a half ritalin (5mg) instant release pill and she somwhow ate that.
we rushed to the vet thats 3mjns away from us, but we had never been there before. so i have 0 idea how good they are.
the vet said her heart rate was normal and her pupils were okay but she needed to keep her in till night, but the danger of initial system shock had passed atleast.
but i am so concerned, she refused to give me any information on what she was gonna do, refused to tell me what to expect. she just made me sign that stupid ass paper that said if she dies i cant sue them.
so now im crying and typinh here and i feel so bad and ugh-
what are the risks? will she be okay? what sre the chances that she wont survive?
she is a 9 month old common stray cat, female, neutered last month. healthy weight. Been with me since she was 2 months old cause her family rejected her. she was 200 grams when i got her! I tried so hard ro make her live I dont know what im gonna do if smt happens to her
she didnt puke or anything btw. please just be honest with me, I just wanna know what to expect so i can prepare myself.
update: in case anyone in the future experiences smt similar and comes here. my cat is fine thankfully, spend 12 hours in the emergency vet under close supervision. However apperently they dont see ritalin poisioning alot as I live far away from colleges and ritalin is under strict supervision for perscriptions. So they told me they would focus on getting her blood pressure down and getting the pills out of her system and continue the treatment as new symptoms emerge. me being me I called them ever hour for updates.
-first hour: they put her on iv to get her body dissolve the pills and take them out. she was very anxious and hyper. her blood pressure was high, so her heart rate started getting higher. They said they have her something for that but idk what it is. they were also waiting for her to puke but she did not.
-next few hours her heart rate startied going to normal, so did her breathing but she was still super anxious and jittery.
-around hour five her breathing started going weird again and they didnt know why, they kept giving her fluids and told me since she didnt puke at all it was possible she might still be digesting the pill and they might have to clean her stomach afterall.
-in the next hour her breathing normalized so they didnt clean her stomach. however she was still hyper with pupils dialated.
-in hour 7 they told me physically everything was now normal, and her blood pressure was going back to normal levels and she had started to calm down. they said the risk of seizure or shock was now very low and in a few hours I probably could pick her up
-in hour 9 they told me her blood pressure was changing again, it was probably due to the pills finally getting out but they wanted to be sure so they would keep her for a bit more
-in hour 12 they told me everything was stable now for 2 hours and i could pick her up but i should keep her under close watch and make her drinks lots of water.
she is now home, still a bit hyper and jittery, and she is more sensitive to light and sound then she normally is, but other than that she is fine. she drank tons of water and now playing with her toys.
this was deadass the scariest experience of my life, hope no one ever experiences this :c. I know I will be extra extra careful now with my pills.

fish out your eyes,
two large sundae bowls,
one for the stray cat,
one for time to hold.
for the world is not this,
nor a bell jar,
but boxes, all perfectly collapsed,
(don't worry)
won't fall on you, not a bad chandelier.
(unless the earth does gets food poisioning)
how is this world a square?
when there are forests, mountains, oceans to beware?
(well)
how a failed dream has its mourners,
all squares have their corners.
in this squared circle,
patched with blue and green,
the stitch work of grandma,
way, way past her teens.
all jack in the boxes,
you and i,
polished shoes and clown makeup,
yet some get asked for hookups.
(my name is not jack,
my music,
sheet of melancholy,
of self,
of others,
obtained, through my business - a success commercially)
time makes toys redundant,
all for making children happy, it's punishment.
and time pushes us in front of line,
a bad usher,
to get ripped off of our springs and coils,
by the child in the sky.
(folks, playtime is over)
LINKS 1. https://www.reddit.com/OCPoetry/comments/zx6o6s/how_i_wish_i_was_a_cat/j1z4yuc?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 2. https://www.reddit.com/OCPoetry/comments/zwuxlv/etré/j1z5rhv?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

Im a photographer, and i was looking for practical effects for a shot. Would it be safe to take apart a Black Cat Silver Fox bottle rocket? Im not sure what the payload is, but ive read that some chemicals are toxic to inhale and can be very poisionous.

Respect Roger the Alien

"You're really going to kill five people over twenty dollars?!"
"Are you really asking the guy who just last week killed six people over nineteen dollars?"

Bio
Hailing from an unknown planet, Roger is an alien that was banished to earth for cheating on the emperor with some human guy. Despite being "banished" Roger was under the belief up until very recently his purpose was to be the decider of humanity. His people told him that he was to test the morality of humanity and choose if earth should be destroyed or not. In reality Roger's people did not care about earth at all past abducting some people and recreating one of earth's food stands for their people to experience foreign planet's primitive culture. This wasn't the first time Roger had been to earth. In the 1800s his aunt crashed a spaceship at lightspeed stranding Roger on earth temporarly. During this time Roger discovered a fondness for the primitive spicies, bonding with a human family embarking on a wagon thoroughfare but being a primitive spicies, they all died of various desises. Roger is conflicted about humanity, one one hand he does seem to enjoy their culture and traditions but on the other hand he'd kill six people over 19$ and is pretty definitely a psychopath.
Roger apparently landed in roswell in the 1940s for his exile. He's got up to lots of hijinks from then to meeting the Smith family by using his alien disguising powers. He has created many personas to blend in and be in authoritibe positions. Roger favoured creating ecstasy and being a general deviant rather than being a force for good. He's also managed to be involved in historic event such as the Vietnam war. He was captured by the American goverment at some point fairly and was keep in area 51 by scientists where the presumably researched him. Although time-line wise, Roger wasn't held captive for very long since he was present in the smith house hold before Steve was born and had an active persona while snot's mom was pregnant.
In (probably) the early 2000s Stan Smith, a member of the C.I.A was in Area 51 when Roger breached containment. He decided to to help him escape and allow Roger to live with the Smith family, however this was to be a big secret. Roger likes this arrangement because he can be lazy and live in Stan's attic. Roger's anticts have gotten even more unhinged since joining the Smith household. He has lots of fake identities that seemingy live their own lives which roger can upkeep due to having space powers. Normally his psychtic traits mixed with his space powers gets him into some bazar hijinks. For example the time he took a crap after eating a burrito is the reason why world peace isn't a thing somehow.
 
 
 

Key

 

• Feats in Bold showcase high showings for a section
• [Antifeats] and [Limits] will be shown
• Hover over a feat to see what series it came from (using the Wiki's season guide)
• [Rogu] Feats labled Rogu are alien power or biological trates which Rogu has displayed

There is no canon TL;DR for this thread, Roger takes part in the majority of the Alt-timeline / non-canon / simulation episodes . Check the hub post for more info! For now check out this [canon prototype]
Additional notes
Roger is a weird charterer. He does a lot of weird, inexplicable stuff. A lot of the time some of this weird stuff isn't explicit in nature. Mostly these feats will go into his "Alien Powers" section, as Roger having "Alien powers" has been used a explanation for some of the weird things he can do. Sometimes they will go into the "Toon force" or "Biology" section if that seems more appropriate, check there before commenting that one of Roger's powers isn't on the list.
Also, I guess it's never really explicitly stated that Roger's Super Speed is how he goes about doing impractical chores such as the upkeep of his many personas in general and other miscellaneous things or like how he's able to be in position A and move to position B in a short amount of time. There is an argument for this to be "toon-force", but as there is an instance of Roger explicitly upkeeping two personas with super-speed at once because they have to be in the same room together(1,2,3) I've Decided that if it's feasible for some of Roger's unexplained shenanigans to be solved with super-speed, it will be ruled as super-speed and not toon-force
Also also, This will be expanded on in the piercing durability section, but Roger has serval incidences of faking persona injuries while being Ok himself. This leads to a problem with his inconsistence blood colour as there is an argument red blood injury's are all fake if you believe there is enough evidence for Roger's true blood to be blue/purple (or green if you are a fan of terrible evidence). The death faking isn't explicitly explained, there is one particular incidence which
 
 
 

Physiology/Biology

Physiology

• Being hung is a relaxing experience for him
• Has an extendable tounge
• Is 1600 years old
  • Book Is seen in a alt-futue^TV+AlienSim that takes place 1000 years after the linear canon of American Dad!^TV+AlienSim
• Eats a lot of sweets fast
• Sold his soul to the devil to play the guitar well
  • Sent a guy to hell after touching him after doing so
• Pheromones His "smell" (probably pheromones given the context of the conversation) attracts an alien who was driving her space ship past earth causing her to crash
• pulls his insides out, undoing that is apparently a two-man job
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisectied disguise in the intro
    • Opening is canon, and he sings it every day
• Internals look like this or like this
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisected disguise in the intro
    • Opening is canon, and he sings it every day
• Fits in a backpack
  • [NSFW] this is a better fitting in small spaces feat. I recommend you do not click this
• Malts out of his skin and uses it as a decoy
• Drinks a lot of saltwater but goes crazy , this is due to dehydration
  • Roger treats this like a drug high and tries it again
• His bone is hard and sharp enough to pierce another guy's leg fully and not break any further when snapped in half
• Roger is 60% electricity
• Made of "blood and flesh and alkaline and magnesium oxide"
• Spins his neck around lots of times
• Can breathe water
• Fits a grammar phone in his ass and pulls it out, implicitly does this with more junk aswell
• Somehow functionally works when Shattered into small pieces and re-assembled like a jigsaw missing one piece^TV+AlienSim
• Droops his neck a distance to get a bite of a hot dog, it doesn't reform instantly^TV+AlienSim
• Roger got stabbed one episode, while he visibily had an injury. He feels no pain and claims not to be affected^TV+AlienSim , the context being the only injury that threatens his biology is decapitation due to his regeneration^TV+AlienSim
• [Hunter] Was fat enough one time to tip an ambulance by falling inside of it

Reproduction

• During reproduction cycle produces delicious milk
  • produces more if he eats more
• Produces an egg during his reproduction cycle , the egg can be given to another host by mouth-to-mouth contact
  • Steve gets pregnant due to this
• Gives birth to a mini version of himself
• Is a "Birthing alien"
  • This means if he's on his heat cycle, he can Eat a brain to get a 10% chance to become pregnant where he births the original thing at their current age but in an extremely dehydrated and small form which can be brought to their normal self by adding lots of water
  • Has a heat cycle which is related to his birthing alien properties
  • Bleeds from the eyes when in labour
• Gets a large tumour, it eventually becomes too much for him and he faints. The tumour is removed and becomes Rogu, A little homounclus clone of Roger
  • Is weak after the surgery and needs a break
  • Tumour escapes jar while Roger is resting and becomes rogu and Later is revealed to be Rogu
  • Roger's body senced he was under stress with all the tasks he need to do and so produced a clone to help
• Is compatible to cross-breed with a blue bird
• Compatible with termites^TV+AlienSim

Organs

• Can store thing in is internals via his orifices
• Has his pancreas removed from his body and is fine
  • His pancreas is sentient and acts like a wild animal
• Can reattach his many of his organs if they get separated from him
  • Eye
  • Pancreas
  • Coughs up his lungs
• Does not die if his internal organs are in the wrong place in a vivisection
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisectied disguise in the intro
    • Opening is canon, and he sings it every day
• Spills Greek yogurts in his eye socket, doesn't bother him
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. This would invalidate this part of Roger's internals if true
• Drinks a lot of saltwater but goes crazy , this is due to dehydration
  • Roger treats this like a drug high and tries it again
• Survives at least most of the day without several of his organs
  • When he passes out, his organs enter the room singing and enter his ass reviving him
• Chugs a bucket of mayo and sweetcorn no problem^TV+AlienSim
  • Makes his liver big when he keeps doing it^TV+AlienSim
• His liver is poisonous enough that a small serving is fatal to a large man^TV+AlienSim
• [Hunter] Somehow a guy identifies Rogers organs as "Weird and scary" but still believes the persona

Poisions

• Does something awful to a baguette. Some birds eat some crumbs from it, and they die
• Needs to be bitchy or his bile will turn to poison
• Okra gives him bad gas. He fills the smith's house with "off the scales toxic" gas by farting during the night after eating okra for dinner
• His liver is poisonous enough that a small serving is fatal to a large man^TV+AlienSim

Electricity

• Roger is 60% electricity
• Kills a cockroach with a zap, then brings it back with another
• Kills Stan with an electric shock
  • Stan can no-sell the amount of electricity to K.O a child
    • Although he has struggled with tazers
  • Offscreen Brings Stan back to life via acting like a defibrillator, this doesn't happen on screen but it was the plan
• Charges a phone

Biological hammer space

• Has a cat pulled out of his ass
• Fits a grammar phone in his ass and pulls it out, implicitly does this with more junk aswell
• Regurgitates a basketball
• Regurgitates owl bones
• Regurgitates Rogu^TV

Weird properties

• Produces a burst of slime every 4 hours
  • Can produce slime on command
  • Slime is slippy
  • Slimes when finished watching a boring documentary and has to watch another
• Has a stress induced hibernation cycle where he goes into a coma for about half a day
• Immune to gravity when high on weed
• Can slow roast a chicken in his mouth
• True Blood colour is inconsistent , has been red and Purple
  • More on this on the durability section
• Is somehow still alive when decapitated due during attempts to put him back together from being vivisected
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisected disguise in the intro
    • Opening is canon, and he sings it every day
• Has spiders in his breasts
• Makes a piss rainbow with a gesture
• Drinks a lot of salt water quickly
• Very Juicy cheeks to rehydrate birthed ailens
• Has a heat cycle which is related to his birthing alien properties
• Gets a large tumour, it eventually becomes too much for him and he faints. The tumour is removed and becomes Rogu, A little homunculus clone of Roger
  • Is weak after the surgery and needs a break
  • Tumour escapes jar while Roger is resting and becomes rogu and Later is revealed to be Rogu
• Ass can be smelt all over a lake apparently
• Eats a gun, then has the gun push outwards against his skin from the inside so he can use it
• Operates fine without part of his brain
  • While having the top half of his brain cut off, freezes up when the his brain gets stabbed, but is fine when the object is removed
• Can breathe water
• He pees from a strange area sometimes
• Smells a pedo
• Stomach runs at 10 degrees fahrenheit, making it good to preserve things he's eaten^TV
• Drinks gasoline and pisses something that can be used as fuel again later^TV
• Has a thought bubble come out of his head which pushes Hayley away, it's pushed back into his head, he complains "it doesn't work that way" while his head expands. He releases a bunch of slime and is fine^TV
• Extends his jaw to pour a bunch of food in his mouth^TV
• Has a parasite which allows him to eat more food^TV
  • It's a very large parasite, but it does abandon him to have a career in modleing^TV
• Limit Seems K.Os himself and seems to get amnesia from inhaling a plastic bag^TV+AlienSim
• [200] Is the centre of the blast which creates the 200 (the 200 is a clone army of his persona's) and desolated society . This is caused by him farting while in an LHC. Apparently, bosons hitting him caused this reaction due to weird alien biology

 
 
 

Alien Powers

Rogu, Roger's literally asexually produced homunculus offspring that his body produced when it sensed he had too high a workload exists. He exhibits some powers Roger has not shown. These will be marked with Rogu.

Disguises

General properties

• Roger gives Stan an "Alien skin" suit and tells him it "hides who you really are" so he can play personas
  • It has a layer of red gel which isn't blood which is apparently responsible for the suit's "alien properties"
• Has one disguise which each member of the smith family can't see through
  • Can disguise as inanimate objects such as a safe and a toilet, these fool stan, so inanimate object disguises seem to be exempt from this rule
• Adding too many accessories to a persona results in the disguise turning into Raider Dave
  • Has half of his body one persona and the other half another to have a dramatic conversation. Raider dave temporarily takes over^TV+AlienSim
• Upkeeps many of his personas by having a dummy stand in for them when they are not active
  • Also upkeeps personas by having them move out of town so he doesn't have to use them
• A cat is his lowest maintenance persona while a murderous vanquilist dummy Is his highest maintenance role
  • Is Arnold Swartsnegger and Is W. Willard Wirtz for some real-world comparison stuff
• Roger was stranded in the middle of a ocean on a lifeboat and still manged to change persona by jumping in to the ocean. This could be a speed feat, this also could be done some other way so this feat is here aswell

Impersonations + Convincingness

• Roger can disguise himself as a human, the smith family can see through his disguises (with exception), but nobody else can
  • Roger had a famous persona that everyone saw as human
  • Other people see Roger as an actual human and not a alien playing dress up, just to be clear
    • Disguises as Francine, we see what other people viewing the disguise see as another example
  • Can impersonate existing people
    • Without the nose prostetic
  • Can disguise as personas that never existed
• Can also disguise as animals
  • Has a cat persona, this fool other people
    • Apparently his lowest maintenance role
    • Causes a woman who is allergic to cats to have a reaction
  • Disguises as a dog
    • This also fools people
  • Disguises as a snake, Seemingly a guy believes the desguise
  • Roger has also desguised as other animals but wan't witnessed by any non-family members.
    • These include ,a rooster , a Shark (Well it fools Steve when he panics and can only see the top of the desguise)^TV , a rabbit^TV+AlienSim , a termite^TV+AlienSim and a duck^TV+AlienSim
• A flower disguise fools bees^TV+AlienSim and people. However people have called him weird looking as a flower (1 , 2)^TV+AlienSim
• Can disguise as inanimate objects such as a safe and a toilet, these fool stan
• An X-ray is able to diagnose his problem with his bone, yet his identity as an alien is not discovered due to his desguise
• Seemingly rips his skin off, but it appears to just be a persona's clothes^TV+AlienSim
• Completely blends into a wall with body paint in the same pattern as the wall^TV+AlienSim
• [Rogu] Rogu, a little homunculus alien successfully disguised as a football player

Wierd properties

• A number of his disguises have "biological" connections to other people despite not actually being blood related, he mentions that he Brainwashed a guy into believing that Roger's persona is his mother
  • Claims one of his persona's has a family
  • Is the persona of Someone's Mother and Brother and the guy completely believes it
  • A persona has a wife and kids
  • Is the son and Husband of a woman (although they aren't played at the same time)
  • Disguises as a new-born baby
    • Despite his weight Stan also has to do this persona when Roger is sick using Roger's skin suit, and pulls it off
  • Is shown as the son of a mother who has lived with her his life as evidenced by the hight markers on the door frame going from 1 year to 9 years
• Acts as a persona if someone completely dresses him up as one of his persona against his will
  • This is likley an esscentricity of Roger rather than a side-effect of the power. He likes to get into charater.
• Gets Vivisected by a bounty hunter
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisectied disguise in also the intro
    • Opening is canon, and Stan sings it every day
• Fakes a death seemingly leaving the corpse of his persona in Dick's hands offscreen while he changes to another persona^TV+AlienSim
  • Roger has faked deaths before. In this instance while it doesn't happen onscreen, seemingly Dick is still holding the Body offscreen when roger is present as another persona. I guess the intended implication of Roger death faking is non-explicitly "He can regenerate" but here the body would have to be injured while roger's new persona is not. This weird interaction will be in a few sections because I can't pinpoint what kind of feat this actually is.
• Disguises as Steve
• Is Arnolad Swartsnegger

Misc.

• Has personas with authoritative power, and willing to use them for things like this
• Multiple of Roger's personas have their a "life-times worth of work" put in to them despite apparently not being maintained that much^TV+AlienSim
  • The persona in question spends 95% of their day cycling^TV+AlienSim
    • He actually is seen cycling^TV+AlienSim
• A rouge persona seemingly has a past where it was involved in multiple charities such as habitat for humanity
  • Somehow this persona was created very recently

Limits

• Limit Area 51 scientists who are familiar with roger can see through his desguises
• Limit Torshi sees through his disguise
• Limit When the C.I.A upped their alien hunting budget, Roger’s persona was rumbled. It’s unknown what specifically gave the game away and it may not even be "they saw through the desguise"
• Limit The Knights Turdlar, a organisation dedicated to destroying the Golden Turd produced by Roger are seemingly able to see through his disguise after seeing a picture of him^TV+AlienSim
  • The Turdlar Knights also seem to have some resistance to the Golden Turd^TV+AlienSim

Weight manipulation

While this isn't an explicit power, roger's weight has changed in different scenes of the show. Being light enough to float on water was a quirk of his biology which was pointed out in an earlier season, that has changed in serval episodes. Also he floats when high on weed becoming "immune to gravity" which is a fairly active use of this but could be considered biology and not a power. Since his low weight was explicitly pointed out in the show and had been manipulated since as well, this section now exists even if it's weird.

• Claims he's becoming "Immune to gravity" when high on weed due to weed, proceeds to float away
• Floats on water
  • However, not here
• Preforms a elbow drop on a guy's head and it explodes in a spectacular fasion
• Disguises as a new-born baby
  • Despite his weight Stan also has to do this persona when Roger is sick using Roger's skin suit, and pulls it off

Offensive powers

• is really really fast
• Has telekinesis, would have lifted a car to the opposite side of the grand canyon if it weren't for a mid-air collision
• Throws a car destroying hadouken
• Sold his soul to the devil to play the guitar well
  • Sent a guy to hell after touching him after doing so
  • This wasn't something Stan could do after selling his soul
• Crafts a sniper that can fell a tree with a bullet with some small sticks a small rock and bubble-gum
• Hypnotises Hayley with a pocket watch into believing that she's a six-year-old girl
• Hypnotises The jury of a court to find Jeff not guilty
• Produces text bubbles made out of flesh eating bacteria by texting, they strip Francine's finger in an instant when she touches them
• Seems to be able to breathe fire^TV+AlienSim
• [Rogu] Multiplies after eating candy, specifically he regurgitates some weird grey goo ball that grows into a clone^TV
  • [Rogu] Spits two clones at once after eating a handful of candy^TV
  • Looking at screens (computers , TV and the like) causes him to assimilate his clones and also grow^TV

Defencive powers

• Flame-proof. Combusts but is seemingly not affected by burning at all, explicitly
  • This power is referenced again^TV+AlienSim
    • This fire was hot enough to melt the tin man^TV+AlienSim
    • Context^TV+AlienSim
• Correctly senses a "Dark presence" which turns out to be a spirit
• Immune to mind wipe technology described as "Men in black technology", explicitly an alien power
• Scenes While blind, catches a baton swung at him
  • Although also in the same episode he fails to defend hisself with his senes
• Roger can regenerate. He says "It's usually pretty fast". There's an entire section in this thread about this^TV+AlienSim
• Fakes a death seemingly leaving the corpse of his persona in Dick's hands offscreen while he changes to another persona^TV+AlienSim
  • Roger has faked deaths before. In this instance while it doesn't happen onscreen, seemingly Dick is still holding the Body offscreen when roger is present as another persona. I guess the intended implication of Roger death faking is non-explicitly "He can regenerate" but here the body would have to be injured while roger's new persona is not. This weird interaction will be in a few sections because I can't pinpoint what kind of feat this actually is.

Respect Roger the alien

"You're really going to kill five people over twenty dollars?!"
"Are you really asking the guy who just last week killed six people over nineteen dollars?"

Bio
Hailing from an unknown planet, Roger is an alien that was banished to earth for cheating on the emperor with some human guy. Despite being "banished" Roger was under the belief up until very recently his purpose was to be the decider of humanity. His people told him that he was to test the morality of humanity and choose if earth should be destroyed or not. In reality Roger's people did not care about earth at all past abducting some people and recreating one of earth's food stands for their people to experience foreign planet's primitive culture. This wasn't the first time Roger had been to earth. In the 1800s his aunt crashed a spaceship at lightspeed stranding Roger on earth temporarly. During this time Roger discovered a fondness for the primitive spicies, bonding with a human family embarking on a wagon thoroughfare but being a primitive spicies, they all died of various desises. Roger is conflicted about humanity, one one hand he does seem to enjoy their culture and traditions but on the other hand he'd kill six people over 19$ and is pretty definitely a psychopath.
Roger apparently landed in roswell in the 1940s for his exile. He's got up to lots of hijinks from then to meeting the Smith family by using his alien disguising powers. He has created many personas to blend in and be in authoritibe positions. Roger favoured creating ecstasy and being a general deviant rather than being a force for good. He's also managed to be involved in historic event such as the Vietnam war. He was captured by the American goverment at some point fairly and was keep in area 51 by scientists where the presumably researched him. Although time-line wise, Roger wasn't held captive for very long since he was present in the smith house hold before Steve was born and had an active persona while snot's mom was pregnant.
In (probably) the early 2000s Stan Smith, a member of the C.I.A was in Area 51 when Roger breached containment. He decided to to help him escape and allow Roger to live with the Smith family, however this was to be a big secret. Roger likes this arrangement because he can be lazy and live in Stan's attic. Roger's anticts have gotten even more unhinged since joining the Smith household. He has lots of fake identities that seemingy live their own lives which roger can upkeep due to having space powers. Normally his psychtic traits mixed with his space powers gets him into some bazar hijinks. For example the time he took a crap after eating a burrito is the reason why world peace isn't a thing somehow.
 
 
 

Key

 

• Feats in Bold showcase high showings for a section
• [Antifeats] and [Limits] will be shown
• Hover over a feat to see what series it came from (using the Wiki's season guide)
• [Rogu] Feats labled Rogu are alien power or biological trates which Rogu has displayed

There is no canon TL;DR for this thread, Roger takes part in the majority of the Alt-timeline / non-canon / simulation episodes . Check the hub post for more info! For now check out this [canon prototype]
Additional notes
Roger is a weird charterer. He does a lot of weird, inexplicable stuff. A lot of the time some of this weird stuff isn't explicit in nature. Mostly these feats will go into his "Alien Powers" section, as Roger having "Alien powers" has been used a explanation for some of the weird things he can do. Sometimes they will go into the "Toon force" or "Biology" section if that seems more appropriate, check there before commenting that one of Roger's powers isn't on the list.
Also, I guess it's never really explicitly stated that Roger's Super Speed is how he goes about doing impractical chores such as the upkeep of his many personas in general and other miscellaneous things or like how he's able to be in position A and move to position B in a short amount of time. There is an argument for this to be "toon-force", but as there is an instance of Roger explicitly upkeeping two personas with super-speed at once because they have to be in the same room together(1,2,3) I've Decided that if it's feasible for some of Roger's unexplained shenanigans to be solved with super-speed, it will be ruled as super-speed and not toon-force
Also also, This will be expanded on in the piercing durability section, but Roger has serval incidences of faking persona injuries while being Ok himself. This leads to a problem with his inconsistence blood colour as there is an argument red blood injury's are all fake if you believe there is enough evidence for Roger's true blood to be blue/purple (or green if you are a fan of terrible evidence). The death faking isn't explicitly explained, there is one particular incidence which
 
 
 

Physiology/Biology

Physiology

• Being hung is a relaxing experience for him
• Has an extendable tounge
• Is 1600 years old
  • Book Is seen in a alt-futue^TV+AlienSim that takes place 1000 years after the linear canon of American Dad!^TV+AlienSim
• Eats a lot of sweets fast
• Sold his soul to the devil to play the guitar well
  • Sent a guy to hell after touching him after doing so
• Pheromones His "smell" (probably pheromones given the context of the conversation) attracts an alien who was driving her space ship past earth causing her to crash
• pulls his insides out, undoing that is apparently a two-man job
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisectied disguise in the intro
    • Opening is canon, and he sings it every day
• Internals look like this or like this
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisected disguise in the intro
    • Opening is canon, and he sings it every day
• Fits in a backpack
• Malts out of his skin and uses it as a decoy
• Drinks a lot of saltwater but goes crazy , this is due to dehydration
  • Roger treats this like a drug high and tries it again
• His bone is hard and sharp enough to pierce another guy's leg fully and not break any further when snapped in half
• Roger is 60% electricity
• Made of "blood and flesh and alkaline and magnesium oxide"
• Spins his neck around lots of times
• Can breathe water
• Fits a grammar phone in his ass and pulls it out, implicitly does this with more junk aswell
• Somehow functionally works when Shattered into small pieces and re-assembled like a jigsaw missing one piece^TV+AlienSim
• Droops his neck a distance to get a bite of a hot dog, it doesn't reform instantly^TV+AlienSim
• [Hunter] Was fat enough one time to tip an ambulance by falling inside of it

Reproduction

• During reproduction cycle produces delicious milk
  • produces more if he eats more
• Produces an egg during his reproduction cycle , the egg can be given to another host by mouth-to-mouth contact
  • Steve gets pregnant due to this
• Gives birth to a mini version of himself
• Is a "Birthing alien"
  • This means if he's on his heat cycle, he can Eat a brain to get a 10% chance to become pregnant where he births the original thing at their current age but in an extremely dehydrated and small form which can be brought to their normal self by adding lots of water
  • Has a heat cycle which is related to his birthing alien properties
  • Bleeds from the eyes when in labour
• Gets a large tumour, it eventually becomes too much for him and he faints. The tumour is removed and becomes Rogu, A little homounclus clone of Roger
  • Is weak after the surgery and needs a break
  • Tumour escapes jar while Roger is resting and becomes rogu and Later is revealed to be Rogu
  • Roger's body senced he was under stress with all the tasks he need to do and so produced a clone to help
• Is compatible to cross-breed with a blue bird
• Compatible with termites^TV+AlienSim

Organs

• Can store thing in is internals via his orifices
• Has his pancreas removed from his body and is fine
  • His pancreas is sentient and acts like a wild animal
• Can reattach his many of his organs if they get separated from him
  • Eye
  • Pancreas
  • Coughs up his lungs
• Does not die if his internal organs are in the wrong place in a vivisection
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisectied disguise in the intro
    • Opening is canon, and he sings it every day
• Spills Greek yogurts in his eye socket, doesn't bother him
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. This would invalidate this part of Roger's internals if true
• Drinks a lot of saltwater but goes crazy , this is due to dehydration
  • Roger treats this like a drug high and tries it again
• Survives at least most of the day without several of his organs
  • When he passes out, his organs enter the room singing and enter his ass reviving him
• Chugs a bucket of mayo and sweetcorn no problem^TV+AlienSim
  • Makes his liver big when he keeps doing it^TV+AlienSim
• His liver is poisonous enough that a small serving is fatal to a large man^TV+AlienSim
• [Hunter] Somehow a guy identifies Rogers organs as "Weird and scary" but still believes the persona

Poisions

• Does something awful to a baguette. Some birds eat some crumbs from it, and they die
• Needs to be bitchy or his bile will turn to poison
• Okra gives him bad gas. He fills the smith's house with "off the scales toxic" gas by farting during the night after eating okra for dinner
• His liver is poisonous enough that a small serving is fatal to a large man^TV+AlienSim

Electricity

• Roger is 60% electricity
• Kills a cockroach with a zap, then brings it back with another
• Kills Stan with an electric shock
  • Stan can no-sell the amount of electricity to K.O a child
    • Although he has struggled with tazers
  • Offscreen Brings Stan back to life via acting like a defibrillator, this doesn't happen on screen but it was the plan
• Charges a phone

Biological hammer space

• Has a cat pulled out of his ass
• Fits a grammar phone in his ass and pulls it out, implicitly does this with more junk aswell
• Regurgitates a basketball
• Regurgitates owl bones
• Regurgitates Rogu^TV

Weird properties

• Produces a burst of slime every 4 hours
  • Can produce slime on command
  • Slime is slippy
  • Slimes when finished watching a boring documentary and has to watch another
• Has a stress induced hibernation cycle where he goes into a coma for about half a day
• Immune to gravity when high on weed
• Can slow roast a chicken in his mouth
• True Blood colour is inconsistent , has been red and Purple
  • More on this on the durability section
• Is somehow still alive when decapitated due during attempts to put him back together from being vivisected
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisected disguise in the intro
    • Opening is canon, and he sings it every day
• Has spiders in his breasts
• Makes a piss rainbow with a gesture
• Drinks a lot of salt water quickly
• Very Juicy cheeks to rehydrate birthed ailens
• Has a heat cycle which is related to his birthing alien properties
• Gets a large tumour, it eventually becomes too much for him and he faints. The tumour is removed and becomes Rogu, A little homunculus clone of Roger
  • Is weak after the surgery and needs a break
  • Tumour escapes jar while Roger is resting and becomes rogu and Later is revealed to be Rogu
• Ass can be smelt all over a lake apparently
• Eats a gun, then has the gun push outwards against his skin from the inside so he can use it
• Operates fine without part of his brain
  • While having the top half of his brain cut off, freezes up when the his brain gets stabbed, but is fine when the object is removed
• Can breathe water
• He pees from a strange area sometimes
• Smells a pedo
• Stomach runs at 10 degrees fahrenheit, making it good to preserve things he's eaten^TV
• Drinks gasoline and pisses something that can be used as fuel again later^TV
• Has a thought bubble come out of his head which pushes Hayley away, it's pushed back into his head, he complains "it doesn't work that way" while his head expands. He releases a bunch of slime and is fine^TV
• Extends his jaw to pour a bunch of food in his mouth^TV
• Has a parasite which allows him to eat more food^TV
  • It's a very large parasite, but it does abandon him to have a career in modleing^TV
• Limit Seems K.Os himself and seems to get amnesia from inhaling a plastic bag^TV+AlienSim
• [200] Is the centre of the blast which creates the 200 (the 200 is a clone army of his persona's) and desolated society . This is caused by him farting while in an LHC. Apparently, bosons hitting him caused this reaction due to weird alien biology

 
 
 

Alien Powers

Rogu, Roger's literally asexually produced homunculus offspring that his body produced when it sensed he had too high a workload exists. He exhibits some powers Roger has not shown. These will be marked with Rogu.

Disguises

General properties

• Roger gives Stan an "Alien skin" suit and tells him it "hides who you really are" so he can play personas
  • It has a layer of red gel which isn't blood which is apparently responsible for the suit's "alien properties"
• Has one disguise which each member of the smith family can't see through
  • Can disguise as inanimate objects such as a safe and a toilet, these fool stan, so inanimate object disguises seem to be exempt from this rule
• Adding too many accessories to a persona results in the disguise turning into Raider Dave
  • Has half of his body one persona and the other half another to have a dramatic conversation. Raider dave temporarily takes over^TV+AlienSim
• Upkeeps many of his personas by having a dummy stand in for them when they are not active
  • Also upkeeps personas by having them move out of town so he doesn't have to use them
• A cat is his lowest maintenance persona while a murderous vanquilist dummy Is his highest maintenance role
  • Is Arnold Swartsnegger and Is W. Willard Wirtz for some real-world comparison stuff
• Roger was stranded in the middle of a ocean on a lifeboat and still manged to change persona by jumping in to the ocean. This could be a speed feat, this also could be done some other way so this feat is here aswell

Impersonations + Convincingness

• Roger can disguise himself as a human, the smith family can see through his disguises (with exception), but nobody else can
  • Roger had a famous persona that everyone saw as human
  • Other people see Roger as an actual human and not a alien playing dress up, just to be clear
    • Disguises as Francine, we see what other people viewing the disguise see as another example
  • Can impersonate existing people
    • Without the nose prostetic
  • Can disguise as personas that never existed
• Can also disguise as animals
  • Has a cat persona, this fool other people
    • Apparently his lowest maintenance role
    • Causes a woman who is allergic to cats to have a reaction
  • Disguises as a dog
    • This also fools people
  • Disguises as a snake, Seemingly a guy believes the desguise
  • Roger has also desguised as other animals but wan't witnessed by any non-family members.
    • These include ,a rooster , a Shark (Well it fools Steve when he panics and can only see the top of the desguise)^TV , a rabbit^TV+AlienSim , a termite^TV+AlienSim and a duck^TV+AlienSim
• A flower disguise fools bees^TV+AlienSim and people. However people have called him weird looking as a flower (1 , 2)^TV+AlienSim
• Can disguise as inanimate objects such as a safe and a toilet, these fool stan
• An X-ray is able to diagnose his problem with his bone, yet his identity as an alien is not discovered due to his desguise
• Seemingly rips his skin off, but it appears to just be a persona's clothes^TV+AlienSim
• Completely blends into a wall with body paint in the same pattern as the wall^TV+AlienSim
• [Rogu] Rogu, a little homunculus alien successfully disguised as a football player

Wierd properties

• A number of his disguises have "biological" connections to other people despite not actually being blood related, he mentions that he Brainwashed a guy into believing that Roger's persona is his mother
  • Claims one of his persona's has a family
  • Is the persona of Someone's Mother and Brother and the guy completely believes it
  • A persona has a wife and kids
  • Is the son and Husband of a woman (although they aren't played at the same time)
  • Disguises as a new-born baby
    • Despite his weight Stan also has to do this persona when Roger is sick using Roger's skin suit, and pulls it off
  • Is shown as the son of a mother who has lived with her his life as evidenced by the hight markers on the door frame going from 1 year to 9 years
• Acts as a persona if someone completely dresses him up as one of his persona against his will
  • This is likley an esscentricity of Roger rather than a side-effect of the power. He likes to get into charater.
• Gets Vivisected by a bounty hunter
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisectied disguise in also the intro
    • Opening is canon, and Stan sings it every day
• Fakes a death seemingly leaving the corpse of his persona in Dick's hands offscreen while he changes to another persona^TV+AlienSim
  • Roger has faked deaths before. In this instance while it doesn't happen onscreen, seemingly Dick is still holding the Body offscreen when roger is present as another persona. I guess the intended implication of Roger death faking is non-explicitly "He can regenerate" but here the body would have to be injured while roger's new persona is not. This weird interaction will be in a few sections because I can't pinpoint what kind of feat this actually is.
• Disguises as Steve
• Is Arnolad Swartsnegger

Misc.

• Has personas with authoritative power, and willing to use them for things like this
• Multiple of Roger's personas have their a "life-times worth of work" put in to them despite apparently not being maintained that much^TV+AlienSim
  • The persona in question spends 95% of their day cycling^TV+AlienSim
    • He actually is seen cycling^TV+AlienSim
• A rouge persona seemingly has a past where it was involved in multiple charities such as habitat for humanity
  • Somehow this persona was created very recently

Limits

• Limit Area 51 scientists who are familiar with roger can see through his desguises
• Limit Torshi sees through his disguise
• Limit When the C.I.A upped their alien hunting budget, Roger’s persona was rumbled. It’s unknown what specifically gave the game away and it may not even be "they saw through the desguise"
• Limit The Knights Turdlar, a organisation dedicated to destroying the Golden Turd produced by Roger are seemingly able to see through his disguise after seeing a picture of him^TV+AlienSim
  • The Turdlar Knights also seem to have some resistance to the Golden Turd^TV+AlienSim

Weight manipulation

While this isn't an explicit power, roger's weight has changed in different scenes of the show. Being light enough to float on water was a quirk of his biology which was pointed out in an earlier season, that has changed in serval episodes. Also he floats when high on weed becoming "immune to gravity" which is a fairly active use of this but could be considered biology and not a power. Since his low weight was explicitly pointed out in the show and had been manipulated since as well, this section now exists even if it's weird.

• Claims he's becoming "Immune to gravity" when high on weed due to weed, proceeds to float away
• Floats on water
  • However, not here
• Preforms a elbow drop on a guy's head and it explodes in a spectacular fasion
• Disguises as a new-born baby
  • Despite his weight Stan also has to do this persona when Roger is sick using Roger's skin suit, and pulls it off

Offensive powers

• is really really fast
• Has telekinesis, would have lifted a car to the opposite side of the grand canyon if it weren't for a mid-air collision
• Throws a car destroying hadouken
• Sold his soul to the devil to play the guitar well
  • Sent a guy to hell after touching him after doing so
  • This wasn't something Stan could do after selling his soul
• Crafts a sniper that can fell a tree with a bullet with some small sticks a small rock and bubble-gum
• Hypnotises Hayley with a pocket watch into believing that she's a six-year-old girl
• Hypnotises The jury of a court to find Jeff not guilty
• Produces text bubbles made out of flesh eating bacteria by texting, they strip Francine's finger in an instant when she touches them
• Seems to be able to breathe fire^TV+AlienSim
• [Rogu] Multiplies after eating candy, specifically he regurgitates some weird grey goo ball that grows into a clone^TV
  • [Rogu] Spits two clones at once after eating a handful of candy^TV
  • Looking at screens (computers , TV and the like) causes him to assimilate his clones and also grow^TV

Defencive powers

• Flame-proof. Combusts but is seemingly not affected by burning at all, explicitly
  • This power is referenced again^TV+AlienSim
    • This fire was hot enough to melt the tin man^TV+AlienSim
    • Context^TV+AlienSim
• Correctly senses a "Dark presence" which turns out to be a spirit
• Immune to mind wipe technology described as "Men in black technology", explicitly an alien power
• Roger can regenerate. He says "It's usually pretty fast". There's an entire section in this thread about this^TV+AlienSim
• Fakes a death seemingly leaving the corpse of his persona in Dick's hands offscreen while he changes to another persona^TV+AlienSim
  • Roger has faked deaths before. In this instance while it doesn't happen onscreen, seemingly Dick is still holding the Body offscreen when roger is present as another persona. I guess the intended implication of Roger death faking is non-explicitly "He can regenerate" but here the body would have to be injured while roger's new persona is not. This weird interaction will be in a few sections because I can't pinpoint what kind of feat this actually is.

[Respect Roger the alien]

[" "Pretty Sure I Asked for Pecan Sandies" "]
 
 
Hailing from an unknown planet, Roger is an alien that was banished to earth for cheating on the emperor with some human guy. Despite being "banished" Roger was under the belief up until very recently his purpose was to be the decider of humanity. His people told him that he was to test the morality of humanity and choose if earth should be destroyed or not. In reality Roger's people did not care about earth at all past abducting some people and recreating one of earth's food stands for their people to experience foreign planet's primitive culture. This wasn't the first time Roger had been to earth. In the 1800s his aunt crashed a spaceship at lightspeed stranding Roger on earth temporarly. During this time Roger discovered a fondness for the primitive spicies, bonding with a human family embarking on a wagon thoroughfare but being a primitive spicies, they all died of various desises. Roger is conflicted about humanity, one one hand he does seem to enjoy their culture and traditions but on the other hand he'd kill six people over 19$ and is pretty definitly a psychopath.
Roger apparently landed in roswell in the 1940s for his exile. He's got up to lots of hijinks from then to meeting the Smith family by using his alien disguising powers. He has created many personas to blend in and be in authoritibe positions. Roger favoured creating ecstasy and being a general deviant rather than being a force for good. He's also managed to be involved in historic event such as the Vietnam war. He was captured by the American goverment at some point fairly and was keep in area 51 by scientists where the presumably researched him (the most recent persona prior to meeting the Smith's was present when Snot's mum was pregnant, Steve was a young child when Roger was rescued).
In the early 2000s Stan Smith, a member of the C.I.A was in Area 51 when Roger breached containment. He decided to to help him escape and allow Roger to live with the Smith family, however this was to be a big secret. Roger likes this arrangement because he can be lazy and live in Stan's attic. Roger's anticts have gotten even more unhinged since joining the Smith household. He has lots of fake identities that seemingy live their own lifes and his hedonism causes a lot of problems to start off. This isn't even mentioning a crap he took after eating a burrito is the reason why world peace isn't a thing.
 
 
 

Key

 

• Feats in Bold showcase high showings for a section
• [Antifeats] and [Limits] will be shown
• Hover over a feat to see what series it came from (using the Wiki's season guide)

There is no canon TL;DR for this thread, Roger takes part in the majority of the Alt-timeline / non-canon / simulation episodes . Check the hub post for more info! For now check out this [canon prototype]
Additional notes
Roger is a wierd charatater. He does a lot of wierd, inexplicable stuff. Alot of the time some of this wierd stuff isn't explicit in nature. Mostly these feats will go into his ["Alien Powers"] section, as Roger having ["Alien powers" has been used a explination for some of the weird things he can do]. Sometimes they will go into the "Toonforce" or "Biology" section if that seems more appropiate, check there before commenting that one of Roger's powers isn't on the list.
Also, I guess it's never really explicitly stated that [Roger's Super Speed] is how he goes about doing impracticle chores such as the upkeep of his many personas in general and other miscelaneous things or like how he's able to be in [position A and move to position B in a short amount of time]. There is an arguement for this to be "toon-force", but as there is an instance of [Roger explicitily upkeeping two personas with super-speed at once because they have to be in the same room together] I've Decieded that if it's fesable for some of Roger's unexplained shenanigins to be solved with super-speed, it will be rulled as super-speed and not toon-force
Also also, This will be expanded on in the piercing duribility section, but Roger has sevral incidences of faking persona injuries while being Ok himself. This leads to a problem with his inconsistance blood colour as there is an arguement red blood injurys are all fake if you believe there is enough evidence for Roger's true blood to be blue/purple (or green if you are a fan of terrible evidence)
 
 
 

Combat

 
Fights

• VS Stan
• VS Drug dealers

Aim

• Shoots down a security camera with a hand gun on his third try
• Shoots a model plane from the air
• Shoots a picture of a pair of breasts into a target using the bullet holes to draw
• Slides Steve on the floor with a spin to hit a guy
• Draws a single drop of blood from Steve during knife throwing preformance^TV+AlienSim
  • At the start he says this is the mark of a true master^TV+AlienSim
• Throws multiple knives at Steve attached to a wheel , He is able to not hit him (the intended outcome to be clear)^TV+AlienSim
• Western Shoots 4 guys before they can react

Combat

• Roughhouses with Hayley
• Escapes being held at gunpoint by kicking lots of dirt into someone's eyes, then kicking them in the balls
  • Does this again
• Fences with Stan evenly
• Survives the bloody familyland war

Misc.

• Got out of a burning farmhouse filled with weed while tied up
• Offscreen Escapes from Bang Quang Maximum security prison. To escape he must have broken out of chains, broken out of some see-through container, killed a guy with a harpoon gun while underwater and murdered a number of guards and made a raft from their corpses
• Drops a barbell on a guys larynx to prevent him from singing in an upcoming competition

 
 
 

Physiology/Biology

Physiology

• Being hung is a relaxing experience for him
• Has an extendable tounge
• Is 1600 years old
  • Book Is seen in a alt-futue^TV+AlienSim that takes place 1000 years after the linear canon of American Dad!^TV+AlienSim
• Floats on water
• Eats a lot of sweets fast
• Sold his soul to the devil to play the guitar well
  • Sent a guy to hell after touching him after doing so
• Pheromones His "smell" (probably pheromones given the context of the conversation) attracts an alien who was driving her space ship past earth causing her to crash
• pulls his insides out, undoing that is apparently a two-man job
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisectied disguise in the intro
    • Opening is canon, and he sings it every day
• Internals look like this or like this
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisected disguise in the intro
    • Opening is canon, and he sings it every day
• Fits in a backpack
• Malts out of his skin and uses it as a decoy
• Drinks a lot of saltwater but goes crazy , this is due to dehydration
  • Roger treats this like a drug high and tries it again
• His bone is hard and sharp enough to pierce another guy's leg fully and not break any further when snapped in half
• Roger is 60% electricity
• Made of "blood and flesh and alkaline and magnesium oxide"
• Spins his neck around lots of times
• Can breathe water
• Fits a grammar phone in his ass and pulls it out, implicitly does this with more junk aswell
• Somehow functionally works when Shattered into small pieces and re-assembled like a jigsaw missing one piece^TV+AlienSim
• Droops his neck a distance to get a bite of a hot dog, it doesn't reform instantly^TV+AlienSim
• [Hunter] Was fat enough one time to tip an ambulance by falling inside of it

Reproduction

• During reproduction cycle produces delicious milk
  • produces more if he eats more
• Produces an egg during his reproduction cycle , the egg can be given to another host by mouth-to-mouth contact
  • Steve gets pregnant due to this
• Is a "Birthing alien"
  • This means if he's on his heat cycle, he can Eat a brain to get a 10% chance to become pregnant where he births the original thing at their current age but in an extremely dehydrated and small form which can be brought to their normal self by adding lots of water
  • Has a heat cycle which is related to his birthing alien properties
  • Bleeds from the eyes when in labour
• Gets a large tumour, it eventually becomes too much for him and he faints. The tumour is removed and becomes Rogu, A little homounclus clone of Roger
  • Is weak after the surgery and needs a break
  • Tumour escapes jar while Roger is resting and becomes rogu and Later is revealed to be Rogu
• Is compatible to cross-breed with a blue bird
  • [This is a persona in the opening, so this may not be a thing]
• Compatible with termites^TV+AlienSim

Organs

• Can store thing in is internals via his orifices
• Has his pancreas removed from his body and is fine
  • His pancreas is sentient and acts like a wild animal
• Can reattach his many of his organs if they get separated from him
  • Eye
  • Pancreas
  • Coughs up his lungs
• Does not die if his internal organs are in the wrong place in a vivisection
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisectied disguise in the intro
    • Opening is canon, and he sings it every day
• Spills Greek yogurts in his eye socket, doesn't bother him
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. This would invalidate this part of Roger's internals if true
• Drinks a lot of saltwater but goes crazy , this is due to dehydration
  • Roger treats this like a drug high and tries it again
• Survives at least most of the day without several of his organs
  • When he passes out, his organs enter the room singing and enter his ass reviving him
• Chugs a bucket of mayo and sweetcorn no problem^TV+AlienSim
  • Makes his liver big when he keeps doing it^TV+AlienSim
• His liver is poisonous enough that a small serving is fatal to a large man^TV+AlienSim
• [Hunter] Somehow a guy identifies Rogers organs as "Weird and scary" but still believes the persona

Poisions

• Does something awful to a baguette. Some birds eat some crumbs from it, and they die
• Needs to be bitchy or his bile will turn to poison
• Okra gives him bad gas. He fills the smith's house with a toxic gas by farting during the night after eating okra for dinner
• His liver is poisonous enough that a small serving is fatal to a large man^TV+AlienSim

Biological hammerspace

• Has a cat pulled out of his ass
• Fits a grammar phone in his ass and pulls it out, implicitly does this with more junk aswell
• Regurgitates a basketball
• Regurgitates owl bones
• Regurgitates Rogu^TV

Weird properties

• Produces a burst of slime every 4 hours
  • Can produce slime on command
  • Slime is slippy
  • Slimes when finished watching a boring documentary and has to watch another
• Has a stress induced hibernation cycle where he goes into a coma for about half a day
• Immune to gravity when high on weed
• Can slow roast a chicken in his mouth
• True Blood colour is inconsistent , has been red and Purple
  • More on this on the duribility section
• Is somehow still alive when decapitated due during attempts to put him back together from being vivisected
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisectied disguise in the intro
    • Opening is canon, and he sings it every day
• Has spiders in his breasts
• Makes a piss rainbow with a gesture
• Drinks a lot of salt water quickly
• Very Juicy cheeks to rehydrate birthed ailens
• Has a heat cycle which is related to his birthing alien properties
• Gets a large tumour, it eventually becomes too much for him and he faints. The tumour is removed and becomes Rogu, A little homounclus clone of Roger
  • Is weak after the surgery and needs a break
  • Tumour escapes jar while Roger is resting and becomes rogu and Later is revealed to be Rogu
• Ass can be smelt all over a lake apparently
• Eats a gun, then has the gun push outwards against his skin from the inside so he can use it
• Operates fine without part of his brain
  • While having the top half of his brain cut off, freezes up when the his brain gets stabbed, but is fine when the object is removed
• Can breathe water
• He pees from a strange area sometimes
• Smells a pedo
• Stomach runs at 10 degrees fahrenheit, making it good to preserve things he's eaten^TV
• Drinks gasoline and pisses something that can be used as fuel again later^TV
• Has a thought bubble come out of his head which pushes Hayley away, it's pushed back into his head, he complains "it doesn't work that way" while his head expands. He releases a bunch of slime and is fine^TV
• Extends his jaw to pour a bunch of food in his mouth^TV
• Has a parasite which allows him to eat more food^TV
  • It's a very large parasite, but it does abandon him to have a career in modleing^TV
• Limit Seems K.Os himself and seems to get amnesia from inhaling a plastic bag^TV+AlienSim
• [200] Is the centre of the blast which creates the 200 (the 200 is a clone army of his persona's) and desolated society . This is caused by him farting while in an LHC. Apparently, bosons hitting him caused this reaction due to weird alien biology

 
 
 

Alien Powers

Disguises

General properties

• Roger gives Stan an "Alien skin" suit and tells him it "hides who you really are" so he can play personas
  • It has a layer of red gel which isn't blood which is apparently responsible for the suit's "alien properties"
• Has one disguise which each member of the smith family can't see through
  • Can disguise as inanimate objects such as a safe and a toilet, these fool stan, so inanimate object disguises seem to be exempt from this rule
• Adding too many accessories to a persona results in the disguise turning into Raider Dave
  • Has half of his body one persona and the other half another to have a dramatic conversation. Raider dave temporarily takes over^TV+AlienSim
• Upkeeps many of his personas by having a dummy stand in for them when they are not active
  • Also upkeeps personas by having them move out of town so he doesn't have to use them
• A cat is his lowest maintenance persona while a murderous vanquilist dummy Is his highest maintenance role
  • Is Arnolad Swartsnegger and Is W. Willard Wirtz for some real-world comparison stuff

Impersionations + Convincingness

• Roger can disguise himself as a human, the smith family can see through his disguises (with exception), but nobody else can
  • Roger had a famous persona that everyone saw as human
  • Other people see Roger as an actual human and not a alien playing dress up, just to be clear
    • Disguises as Francine, we see what other people viewing the disguise see as another example
  • Can impersonate existing people
    • Without the nose prostetic
  • Can disguise as personas that never existed
• Can also disguise as animals
  • Has a cat persona, this fool other people
    • Apparently his lowest maintenance role
    • Causes a woman who is allergic to cats to have a reaction
  • Disguises as a dog
    • This also fools people
  • Disguises as a snake, Seemingly a guy believes the desguise
  • Roger has also desguised as other animals but wan't witnessed by any non-family members.
    • These include ,a rooster , a Shark (Well it fools Steve when he panics and can only see the top of the desguise)^TV , a tabbit^TV+AlienSim , a termite^TV+AlienSim and a duck^TV+AlienSim
• A flower disguise fools bees^TV+AlienSim and people. However people have called him weird looking as a flower (1^TV+AlienSim , 2^TV+AlienSim "Season 16")^TV+AlienSim
• Can disguise as inanimate objects such as a safe and a toilet, these fool stan
• An X-ray is able to diagnose his problem with his bone, yet his identity as an alien is not discovered due to his desguise
• Seemingly rips his skin off, but it appears to just be a persona's clothes^TV+AlienSim
• Completely blends into a wall with bodypaint in the same pattern as the wall^TV+AlienSim

Wierd properties

• A number of his disguises have "biological" connections to other people despite not actually being blood related, he mentions that he Brainwashed a guy into believing that Roger's persona is his mother
  • Claims one of his persona's has a family
  • Is the persona of Someone's Mother and Brother and the guy completely believes it
  • A persona has a wife and kids
  • Is the son and Husband of a woman (although they aren't played at the same time)
  • Disguises as a new-born baby
    • Despite his weight Stan also has to do this persona when Roger is sick using Roger's skin suit, and pulls it off
• Acts as a persona if someone completely dresses him up as one of his persona against his will
  • This is likley an esscentricity of Roger rather than a side-effect of the power. He likes to get into charater.
• Gets Vivisected by a bounty hunter
  • [200] Roger's Vivisected look is actually a persona, So implicitly the bounty hunter was not successful at vivisecting him and Roger was able to convince her that she was vivisecting him with a disguise somehow. If true this invalidates this antifeat
  • Additionally his insides look like this in different episode
  • Vivisectied disguise in also the intro
    • Opening is canon, and Stan sings it every day
• Fakes a death seemingly leaving the corpse of his persona in Dick's hands offscreen while he changes to another persona^TV+AlienSim
  • Roger has faked deaths before, while it doesn't happen onscreen, seemingly Dick is still holding the Body offscreen when roger is present as another persona. I guess the intended implication of Roger death faking evolved to "He can regenerate", but here the body would have to be injured while roger's new is not. This weird interaction will be in a few sections because I can't pinpoint what kind of feat this actually is.
• Disguises as Steve
• Is Arnolad Swartsnegger

Misc.

• Has personas with authoritative power, and willing to use them for things like this
• Multiple of Roger's personas have their a "life-times worth of work" put in to them despite apparently not being maintained that much^TV+AlienSim
  • The persona in question spends 95% of their day cycling^TV+AlienSim
    • He actually is seen cycling^TV+AlienSim
  • Builds a giant solar power tower which connected to a building which can power a town in a day^TV+AlienSim
  • Extends far into the sky^TV+AlienSim

Limits

• Limit Area 51 scientists who are familiar with roger can see through his desguises
• Limit Torshi sees through his disguise
• Limit When the C.I.A upped their alien hunting budget, Roger’s persona was rumbled. It’s unknown what specifically gave the game away and it may not even be "they saw through the desguise"
• Limit The Knights Turdlar, a organisation dedicated to destroying the Golden Turd produced by Roger are seemingly able to see through his disguise after seeing a picture of him^TV+AlienSim
  • The Turdlar Knights also seem to have some resistance to the Golden Turd^TV+AlienSim

Electricity

• Roger is 60% electricity
• Kills a cockroach with a zap, then brings it back with another
• Kills Stan with an electric shock
  • Stan can no-sell the amount of electricity to K.O a child
    • Although he has struggled with tazers
  • Offscreen Brings Stan back to life via acting like a defibrillator, this doesn't happen on screen but it was the plan
• Charges a phone

Weight manipulation

While this isn't an explicit power, roger has seemingly displayed the ability to control how much he weighs in different episodes

• Claims he's becomming "Immune to gravity" when high on weed due to weed, proceeds to float away
• Disguises as a new-born baby
  • Despite his weight Stan also has to do this persona when Roger is sick using Roger's skin suit, and pulls it off
• Preforms a elbow drop on a guy's head and it explodes in a spectacular fasion

Offensive powers

• is really really fast
• Has telekinesis, would have lifted a car to the opposite side of the grand canyanon if it weren't for a mid-air collision
• Throws a car destroying hadouken
• Sold his soul to the devil to play the guitar well
  • Sent a guy to hell after touching him after doing so
  • This wasn't something Stan could do after selling his soul
• Crafts a sniper that can fell a tree with a bullet with some small sticks a small rock and bubble-gum
• Hypnotises Hayley with a pocket watch into believing that she's a six-year-old girl
• Hypnotises The jury of a court to find Jeff not guilty
• Produces text bubbles made out of flesh eating bacteria by texting, they strip Francine's finger in an instant when she touches them
• Seems to be able to breathe fire^TV+AlienSim

Defencive powers

• Flame-proof. Combusts but is seemingly not affected by burning at all, explicitly
  • This power is referenced again^TV+AlienSim
    • This fire was hot enough to melt the tin man^TV+AlienSim
    • Context^TV+AlienSim
• Correctly senses a "Dark presence" which turns out to be a spirit
• Immune to mind wipe technology described as "Men in black technology", explicitly an alien power

Movement

• Roger moves offscreen then appears in the mirror behind his reflection and kills it as it insulted him
• is really really fast
• Seemingly telekinetically communicates with Klaus instantly^TV+AlienSim
• Can put travel into books like gumby^TV+AlienSim
  • Can bring other people into books^TV+AlienSim
  • Can travel from book to book when the books are touching^TV+AlienSim
  • Permanently changes the story of all published works when the story is altered^TV+AlienSim
    • Also can just reality warp stuff into existence by labelling things in the book^TV+AlienSim
  • Hazards in real life affect the books e.g when a book is burning the story has everything on fire^TV+AlienSim
    • When Stan extinguishes a book the fire goes out^TV+AlienSim
  • Due to never using this power before does not know how to exit a story^TV+AlienSim, however has figured it out by the end of the episode^TV+AlienSim

Respect Steve Smith

"You want the worst? Well, you gonna see the worst"
 
Steve Smith is the son of American patriot Stan Smith. Instead of being a 6'2 jock who bullies nerds and plays football, much to Stan's dismay, Steve is the nerd who gets bullied. Some of his father's macho C.I.A agent stuff must have rubbed off on Steve somehow as Steve has proven himself to be proficient in combat and weirdly also magic somehow.
He's a 14 year old school kid who normally hangs out with his same three other friends, which sometimes devolves into Steve getting deep into situations he should not be in. If not that, he'll find himself drawn into his fathers antics or the schemes of Roger, the psychotic alien that lives in the attic.

Key

 
Formatting

• Feats with a Stevearino tag are feats preformed by an "Identical clone" of Steve that went under training to become tough
• Antifeats and Limits will be noted
• Feats in Bold showcase high-showings for a section
• Hover over a feat to see what series it came from (using the Wiki's season guide)

Canon
Steve appears in a lot of episodes, just check the Canon key for any non-self explanatory labels on feats
 

Combat

 
Fights

• The Smiths VS Santa

Aim

• Kills many elves during the battle between the smiths and santa

Combat dexterity

• Knocks a guy out with a chop to the back of the neck
• Lassos Stan's leg while he is unconscious on a lorry
• Throws Roger over his head then elbow drops him
• Rises to power as the Tween king in Family land when communication is cut off with the outside world
• Survives the bloody family land war
• While unarmed, Competently fights another unarmed adult
• Elbow drops a child
• Goes bananas , flexes out of rope bindings , dodges some bullets then kicks Barry in the balls
• Beats a guy up offscreen, potentially while committing to faking being in a wheelchair^TV+AlienSim
  • He was forced to give up the act when in danger during this episode^TV+AlienSim

 

Physicals

 

Strength

Striking

• Knocks a guy out with a chop to the back of the neck
• Kicks Stan out a car door
• Knocks out elves in one hit with the butt if a assault riffle
• Stevearino Kicks Stan off him while he is pinned down
• Knocks out a giant buff racoon with a strike from a hammer
• Staff-fights with Hayley evenly
  • Hayley was strong enough to kick Stan through a wall
• Kicks back a fully grown adult a good distance
• Knocks back children with his strikes
• Kicks Lewis away^TV
• Kicks Stan out of a car door^TV+AlienSim
• Accidentally headbutts hayley causing her to lose a tooth^TV+AlienSim
  
• Punches a guy so hard his teeth get lodged into Steve's fists^TV+AlienSim
  
• [Hunter] Kicks a cougar into a high up and slightly far away tree branch and impales it
  
• 300 Knocks out Stan by hitting him in the back of the head three times with a Wheel Wrench^TV+AlienSim
  
  • 300 He's not dead^TV+AlienSim
• [Hell] Decapitates Billy with a punch^TV+AlienSim
  

Lifting

• [Offscreen] Somehow hoists a buffalo onto a lamppost
• Holds on to a building with one arm to prevent himself from falling off it^TV
• Lifts his body weight using his mouth^TV
• Wears a neon sign as a hat with francine without much difficulty^TV
• Easily catches a well-built guy when he falls from a height^TV
• Effortlessly lifts a plastic dog house with one hand^TV
• Pulls the door off an oven^TV+AlienSim
• [200] With Hayley prevents a runaway cart from falling off a cliff side

Pushing

• Pushes over a AT-AT modle
• Pushes down a book shelf
• While being controlled by Klaus (rattoutie style) swims reasonably quickly and barges two muscular water polo players out of the way
• Pushes Principal Lewis^TV+AlienSim

Throwing

• Flips a table
• Flips a table
• Flips a table
• Knocks down 5 well built guys with one throw (an external lucky factor is at play here)
• Throws Roger over his head then elbow drops him
• Skips stones from one side of a lake to the other
• Throws a bin^TV+AlienSim
• Antifeat Fails to throw a basketball far

Grappling

• Stevearino Overpowers Stan while he is pinned down and steals his gun
• Is able to overpower Dr. Whitesman

Misc.

• Causes collateral damage the kitchen during a family brawl
• Has Abs
• Resist the pull of Humbaba's inhale
  • Draws in a house
  • Initially, he breaks apart the earth and inhales which knocks over some elves
  • His inhale is able to suck up a bus
  • Blows a wrecking ball into a ladder
• Rips apart his rope bindings
• Uses some heavy weights to exercise his legs^TV
• His legs are actually very srtong^TV
• Jumps height with his powerful legs^TV
• Ties a multiple headed monster's necks into knots with francine and hayley^TV+AlienSim
• Jumps higher than trees^TV+AlienSim

 

Duribility

 
Blunt

• Falls a distance into an electric grid
• Punched a distance away
• Falls down a chimney
• Beat up by a horde of Jocks
• Takes a hit to the face with a wrench from Roger
• Knocked out of a moving car
• Dogpiled by a bunch of American footballers whilst in American football armor
• Fine after a car crash
• Jumps out a window
• Survives a helicopter crash
• Beaten by a greek girl gang
• Clawed by a bear, goes falls down but isn't knocked out
• Kicked upwards to the roof of a gym hall
• Survives collateral damage the kitchen during a family brawl
• Punched halfway down a corridor by Steilo Kontos into a locker
• Thrown down the length of a hallway into a wall cracking it
• Has a medicine ball thrown at him with enough force to break through a wooden wall
• Kicked by a horse
• Injured by jumping off a cliff (and previous injury), However still has the strength to climb back up the cliff
• [Offscreen] Survives a car crash
• Thrown a small distance
• Knocked down by a telekinetically controlled pan
  • The poltergasm's telekinesis is strong enough to sink and crush a house slowly
• Spanked by Krampus
• Thrown a distance by Krampus
• While armoured with some simulated armour, backhanded by a giant zombie which launches him, He's fine but looses the armour
  • While Giant, the zombie (skeleton now) dented the top corner of a school bus with a strike
  • When Giant the zombie busted out of ice
  • When Giant the zombie threw part of a school bus at Steve
  • Is video game code
• Has part of a school bus thrown at him, seems to mostly not get hit by it however
• Has a house dropped on him, he's annoyed by the incident but nothing more
• Stan elbow drops Steve hard enough that he goes through the C.I.A after hours delivery hatch
• Takes a punch from snot which sends him back a bit
• His head is forced into Roger's three times and then he is thrown into a wall, is floored but fine
• Thrown on to the floor by Roger only flinches
• Falls a good distance from a building into a dumpster, fine
• Has a baseball thrown at him hard enough that it rebounds off his and imbeds itself into a silo
• Completely Fine after being in a car that was driven off a cliff. The car got damaged
• Launched a good distance from a bike crash, fine
• Not hurt when Stan's car does a small nosedive into the ground
• Survives a car crash where Stan's SUV flipped
• Jumps out of his window, presumably not injured as he's fine later in the episode
• Has his head slammed into the ground by a orangutan, fine after
• Has an orangutan fall on him, fine after
• Knocked back by a double defibrillator charge, gets up and is fine^TV
• Survives but is injured by a fast head on car crash into a wall^TV+AlienSim
• Survives a car doing a nose dive nosedive. It's hard to assess injury as ambulances arrive immeduatly^TV+AlienSim
• Thrown a good distance, fine^TV+AlienSim
• Thrown a good distance probably head first into a tree, fine^TV+AlienSim
• Survives an aeroplane crash^TV+AlienSim
• Rapture Used as a bludgeoning weapon by a telekinetic, is fine
• Limit Falls a distance, bleeds but gives a thumbs up
• Limit Beaten badly by a bully
• Limit Hospitalised after being piledrived and beat up by principal Lewis, although the attacks did shake the room
  • Also beat up while hospitilised
  • Brian knocked people back with his strikes
• Limit Gets black eyed by a bully
• Limit Dizzy after hitting the windscreen when Stan suddenly hits the breaks of his car
• Limit Slips into a booby trap incapacitating himself and breaking through a wooden door in the process^TV
• Limit Koed by Klaus with a jump strike with a telescoping driving cane^TV
  • Klaus could kick open double barn doors
  • Also able to kill cats probably with his striking power
• Limit Beaten in fight club until bloody by Barry, laughs the entire time^TV
  • Barry escaped from being locked in the school freezer
• Limit Accidentally headbutted by Hayley causing him to have a nose bleed^TV+AlienSim
  • Hayley was strong enough to kick Stan through a wall
• Limit In bad shape after his legs are beaten by a guy with a wooden bat^TV+AlienSim
• Limit Gets hit by a bus and ends up getting pinned between the bus and a police car. Remains conscious for a bit, but needs medical attention to recover^TV+AlienSim
• Limit Punched by Stan gets a nosebleed and a black eye^TV+AlienSim
  • Stan knocks out a angel with one punch, apparently a firearm would have done no damage
  • Stan punches a boulder and destroys it
• Limit Punches a guy so hard his teeth get lodged into Steve's fists^TV+AlienSim
• 300 / Limit Dies being rammed by a postal van squishing him between the van and another car. He does not die immediatly^TV+AlienSim
• Antifeat Knocked back a distance into a cupboard by a powerful party popper, is knocked out
• Antifeat K.Oed by a bad dive from a medium height board
• antifeat Falls out a window and dislocates his shoulder. Startled due to situation but is fine apart from the arm
• Antifeat Knocked out by a vase
• Antifeat K.Oed by Roger with a a lamp
• Antifeat Gets K.Oed when a superhumanly tough coconut hits him in the head^TV+AlienSim
  • A steamroller couldn't crack it^TV+AlienSim
  • Did become conscious when shot not long after^TV+AlienSim
• Antifeat K.Oed by a plate^TV+AlienSim

Piercing

• Survives a wolf attack (The wolves gave up)
• Has his leg bit by a dog, struggles in the moment but fine afterwards
• Stevearino Uninjured by jumping out a window
• Clawed by a bear, not majorly cut
• Limit / Stevearino Dies to a bullet to the head
• Limit Arm isn't bitten off, but is horribly mangled by a giant buff racoon trying to chew it off
  • Cuddles was able to run through a door
• Limit Gets stabbed by Stan
• Limit Gets shot, but recovers
• Limit Has his arm bitten off by Roger disguising as a shark^TV
• Limit Has a metal rod pierce his through his head^TV+AlienSim
  • However, is fine with the injury^TV+AlienSim
• Limit After being K.Oed^TV+AlienSim gets hit by three Ricocheting bullets from an assault rifle, and becomes conscious again is able to crawl but gets hit by two more bullets knocking him out again^TV+AlienSim
  • Is fine later in the day^TV+AlienSim
• Limit Cut in half by a christmas tree reinforced steel wire which cut through a crowd of people^TV+AlienSim
• Antifeat Gets punched in the face by principal lewis who is wielding a hot pot of coffee, needs to be plastered up a lot
• AntiFeat Impaled by a charging deer^TV+AlienSim
  • Is put in a wheelchair temporarily from this^TV+AlienSim
• Antifeat / 200 Pierced by a rusty nail and (maybe) gets tetanus

Explosive

• Survives a plane crash which causes a large explosion
• In the living room when an explosion goes off in the adjacent room in an assassination attempt
• On a ship when it explodes blasting it on half
  • Next seen on a one half of the sinking ship
• Limit Dies in the centre explosion hot enough to flay a man to a skeleton^TV+AlienSim
• Limit / Stevearino Survives a large explosion which propelled him into a wall. The impact leaves blood and he's injured
• [200] Was in Langley during the blast (blast originated from a building in Langley). A nearby person to the centre was immediately turned to a skeleton, The Blast desolated society and caused a large shockwave seen from space covering most of one side of the planet (what is shown, probably more)
  • Brian claims Stan's family were in Langley during the blast, and Stan doesn't disagree

Heat

• Scorched by a torch^TV+AlienSim

Electric

• Fine after falling into a electrical grid
• Tazed, his body does that thing where you can see his skeleton
• Tazed by a tazer strong enough to show his skeleton^TV
• Knocked back by a double defibrillator charge, gets up and is fine^TV
• In pain but remains conscious through electric shocks strong enough to reveal his skeleton^TV+AlienSim
• Is in old metal plane which is struck by lightning multiple times^TV+AlienSim
• Antifeat Knocked out by a strong electric shock

Poison

• Fine after being clouded with bug spray
• Eats enough poisonous berries to kill a baby elephant
• Endures roger's "Off the charts toxic" farts which requires a team of specialists a week to remove
• Limit Eats a drugged burger and passes out
• Limit Hospitlised^TV+AlienSim by Strong poision^TV+AlienSim which got them incapasitated^TV+AlienSim
• Limit Not in good shape after drinking lots of water spiked with Thalidomide^TV+AlienSim
• Klaus future / Limit Koed by some spray that knocks Roger out
• [Hell / Limit] Dies to drinking poision^TV+AlienSim

Psychic

• The TV series after a point takes place inside a haunted TV inside the Smith's household^TV
  • Being trapped in the TV makes you forget memories, seemingly unaffected by this after the episode^TV
• Willpower / anti-possessionOverpowers being possessed by the spirit of his grand dad with willpower while being encouraged by Stan^TV+AlienSim
  • Was possessed by a satanic ritual^TV+AlienSim

Magic

• Witnessed God, would have killed a normal person, survived
• No-sells Old Ulesees's gaze
  • According to legend, could smash a ship apart
  • The ballad of Roger was accurate for credibility to this claim

Pain resistance

• Injured by jumping off a cliff (and previous injury), However still has the strength to climb back up the cliff
• Grabs a hammer and hits cuddles hard enough to knock it out while his other arm is being horribly mangled
• Has his face removed by some painful alien tech
• Oregan Sim Dies lots of times while trapped in the Oregan trail videogame
  • Mentioned in the canon key, their physicals seem to be based on the game mechanics instead of their real-world strengths
• Beaten in fight club until bloody by Barry, laughs the entire time^TV
• Not in pain after being impaled^TV+AlienSim

Illnesses

• Has survived anthrax
• Immune to level 5 viruses and conquistador measles due to being a virgin
• [Limit ] Hallucinates after eating "a lot" of bad meat
• [Limit / 200 ] Pierced by a rusty nail and (maybe) gets tetanus

Internal

• Has bees put inside his wound
• Eats a toy car and large toy truck in a condom and passes it through his system to steal then faints
• A spider climbs into his nose and behind his eye, he's fine (and it somehow comes out his eye? "Season 13")
• Has a metal rod pierce his through his head^TV+AlienSim , Somehow fine with the injury apart from some very recent memory loss^TV+AlienSim
• Limit Has his organs harvested^TV+AlienSim, faints^TV+AlienSim then becomes conscious again^TV+AlienSim. Has the strength to go from rural log cabin village (used as a front of organ harvesting) to a tim hortons^TV+AlienSim

Misc.

• Has a weight tied to his ankle and is thrown into a river
• Stung by a swarm of bees
• While tiny, eaten by Roger
• Mailed to the other side of the world
• Limit being on a island made up of a highly magnetic material causes amnesia^TV+AlienSim, Yes the island was magnetic^TV+AlienSim
  • The island was infamous for making lighthouse keepers go insane^TV+AlienSim
  • A rock makes Stan bleed when he puts it to his head also attracts a can from a distance^TV+AlienSim

 

Movement

 
Speed

• Gets a good amount of air time on his bike
• Changes his clothes in about a second
• Outruns a car
• Beats a militant in a race
• Exits a passageway before it closes
• Offscreen Climbs a rope bridge quickly
• Tackles Snot before Francine is able to measure Snot's proportions
• Runs the Chimdale stairs before his upcoming wrestling match. A child who fell down the stairs became an old man before he before he reaching the bottom
• Intercepts a spit projectile
• Out-cycles a van trying to catch him
• Moves to the crawlspace under the house quickly
  • the entrance location is outside the kitchen
• Dodges multiple shots from a handgun at close range
• Leaves the room quickly offscreen^TV
• Out-cycles giant Rogu^TV
• Seems to teleport a guy by throwing a smoke bomb at him . Also Uses a smoke bomb, while hanging from a rope then appears behind snot
  • Implicitly this is meant to be a trick, but the guy he teleports is surprised and it doesn't make any sense, this is probably more of a magic/toonfoce thing, so it's in that section
• 300 Stan leaves a bar which Steve is in and closes the door after him, Steve does not exit with him. When Stan Fumbles his keys and drops them Steve appears behind him and hits him with a wheel wrench^TV+AlienSim

Agility

• Does some parkour to jump from one car into to the seat of another
• Stevearino Jumps out a window then swings on a branch to land on a bike
• Quickly escapes a cage and throw's Roger in it
• Avoids an arrow shot at him
• Jumps height with his powerful legs^TV
• Ties a multiple headed monster's necks into knots with francine and hayley^TV+AlienSim
• Jumps higher than trees^TV+AlienSim
• Skips a jump rope going at a fast speed with weird leg movement^TV+AlienSim

Reaction

• Intercepts a spit projectile
• Dodges a strike from Roger
• Reacts to and magically deflects a two handed crossbow bolt
• Dodges multiple shots from a handgun at close range

Endurance

• Runs the Chimdale stairs before his upcoming wrestling match. A child who fell down the stairs became an old man before he before he reaching the bottom
• Injured by jumping off a cliff (and previous injury), However still has the strength to climb back up the cliff
• Water polo MVP when being controlled by Klaus
• Limit Incapacitated from cross-fit after resting , although according to the instructor this is normal

Sport

• Stevearino Skilled BMX biker
• Good bowler
• Can sail
• Good rollerskater

Equipment

• Seems to teleport a guy by throwing a smoke bomb at him . Also Uses a smoke bomb, while hanging from a rope then appears behind snot
  • Implicitly this is meant to be a trick, but the guy he teleports is surprised and it doesn't make any sense so in magic it goes

Other

• Infiltrates Rusty's house with out being seen

 

Magic

 

• Steve was able to cast a multitude of spells when he had a magic Spell Book called "The Art Of Witchcraft", a separate respect thread for those powers is here
  • The Smiths still own the art of witchcraft after the events of it's episode^TV+AlienSim
• Inexplicitly makes fake ID making equipment unnoticeable through sleight of hand
• Seems to teleport a guy by throwing a smoke bomb at him . Also Uses a smoke bomb, while hanging from a rope then appears behind snot
  • Implicitly this is meant to be a trick, but the guy he teleports is surprised and it doesn't make any sense so in magic it goes
• Overpowers being possessed by the spirit of his grand dad with willpower while being encouraged by Stan^TV+AlienSim
  • Was possessed by a satanic ritual^TV+AlienSim
• Seems to initiate a miracle causing a lightning to strike his foe^TV+AlienSim
• Can astral project himself, his actual body is unconscious while in this state. Can witness every event in space and time including after the end of the universe but can't interact with anything in this state^TV+AlienSim
  • Can witness any event in time^TV+AlienSim
  • Caused by vibrating his pineal gland^TV+AlienSim
  • Before being able to do this, Saw a vision of the future of his dad trying to astral project^TV+AlienSim
  • Here's Stan trying to astral project^TV+AlienSim
  • Witnesses every event ever with one command^TV+AlienSim
  • Can go back to his body at will apparently^TV+AlienSim
  • Makes Stan astral project by touching his forehead^TV+AlienSim
  • While initially triggered by bursts of anger^TV+AlienSim Steve seemingly can astral project at will^TV+AlienSim
  • Can't interact with the world in this state^TV+AlienSim