With Jeep's shirt sponsorship due to end imminently, I decided to rank all the Jeep kits we've had over the years. These include all home, away and third kits since the 2012-13 season, but exclude any special edition or one-off kits. Of course, these are my subjective rankings, so I don't expect anyone to agree with this 100%, so feel free to voice your own opinions.
Starting off with the worst kits:
36) 2021-22 Third kit. By far the worst Juventus kit with the Jeep logo in my opinion. While it uses classic Juve colors like yellow and blue- the overly bright yellow and the horrible design make it ugly for an amateur kit, let alone on one of the biggest teams in Europe.
35) 2019-20 Home: The worst Home kit on this list. It made a total mockery of Juve's classic black and white stripes and replaced them with an unappealing half white/ half black shirt with a pink ribbon in the middle. While this might not have been a terrible third kit, it was an absolute travesty to have had it as a home jersey.
34) 2017-18 Third: An unappealing olive green kit with a horizontal white band that completely seems out of place. Highly forgettable.
33) 2023-24 Home: In previous years, Adidas has done a stellar job of incorporating yellow into the mix and complementing it well with other colors, but in this instance, the yellow clashes with the black and white stripes and makes it look like a mess.
32) 2016-17 Third: The infamous zebra kit. While the zebra design on the sleeves itself doesn't look too bad, it doesn't go well with the completely bland and uninspiring white of the rest of the shirt.
31) 2020-21 Third: While the orange color looks good, the black spots look like smudges of ink and ruin the overall appearance of the jersey.
30) 2018-19 Home: The black and white stripes are too narrow, and the Jeep sticker is slapped on top of it.
29) 2019-20 Away: Not a bad looking kit by any means, but the white kit and the red lettering are very unremarkable and forgettable.
28) 2012-13 Away: An otherwise good looking kit whose ranking is knocked down several spots due to the ugly Jeep sticker which sticks out, and not in a good way.
27) 2012-13 Third: Just like the kit below it in this ranking it is ruined by the awkward placement of the Jeep logo.
26) 2013-14 Third: Plain and boring black kit. Not much to see here.
25) 2022-23 Home: A controversial jersey. Some people loved this jersey and others hated it. Personally I think it looks good from a distance, but isn't pretty from up close.
24) 2023-24 Third: A greyish black jersey that is decent looking, but a very forgettable one.
23) 2020-21 Away: From here on out, we start getting to the decent looking kits and jerseys. This is another forgettable entry in the list. The dark blue color looks nice, but there's nothing that stands out about this kit.
22) 2015-16 Home: Another kit that divides opinion. The stripes are too narrow for my liking.
21) 2018-19 Away: A very clean, crisp beige design that stands out simply because we're not used to seeing this color on a Juventus jersey.
20) 2014-15 Third: Another unconventional Juve color, but I like the clean bright green design. This kit belongs firmly in the middle of the pack.
19) 2016-17 Home: A slightly unconventional design for a home kit. Would've ranked higher if the Jeep sticker was incorporated more gracefully.
18) 2018-19 Third: Very similar to the gorgeous 2015-16 kit, this beautiful jersey loses a few spots for being not very distinct from it.
17) 2019-20 Third: Most of Juve's blue kits are easy on this eye, and this one is no different.
16) 2022-23 Away: A sleek black kit with an electrifying Jeep logo, but not a very memorable one.
15) 2012-13 Home: The very first Juve home jersey with a Jeep logo. The collar looks nice, but like other early Jeep designs, the Jeep logo placement isn't done very well.
14) 2014-15 Home: A classy and timeless home kit, which will be remembered favorably for years to come due to Juve's incredible season that year.
13) 2022-23 Third: Juve returning to its pink roots yet again. This kit gets a high rating due to its intricate design although few people will remember it in the coming years due to Juve's miserable season on and off the pitch.
12) 2017-18 Away: Yellow and blue are classic Juve colors, but this kit's similarity to the 2013-14 kit leaves it out of the top 10 list.
11) 2016-17 Away: I have fond memories of this pretty two-tone blue kit, as Juve had another memorable season in Italy and Europe with it.
10) 2023-24 Away: One of the few horizontally striped jerseys on this list. I appreciate the effort to make a design that stands out from the rest. The pink and grey stripes complement each other nicely
9) 2013-14 Home: This is what a Juventus home jersey should look like. Perfectly spaced stripes, and a great collar and simple sleeves. Not ranked near the very top due to the intrusive Jeep sticker.
8) 2015-16 Away kit: The highest ranked pink kit in this list. Would've been perfect with a better Jeep logo.
7) 2021-22 Home kit: Excellent kit. The only thing I don't like about it is the horizontal Adidas stripes on the top.
6) 2013-14 Away: The Yellow shirt and blue shorts are done to perfection. If you wear this shirt, make sure it to wear blue jeans or blue shorts to match the color combo.
5) 2021-22 Away: Very visually striking jersey, and one which you can wear casually and look great in. I actually like the Adidas stripes on this one.
4) 2020-21 Home: The gold lettering and logos look really nice on the home shirt. A huge improvement over the dreadful 2018-19/ and 2019-20 jerseys.
3) 2017-18 Home: The first Juve jersey without the classic Juventus logo, but the classy design of the collar and the gold touches more than make up for it. The best Juve home jersey in a long time in my opinion.
2) 2014-15 Away: Reminiscent of the 1995-96 Juventus away jersey, this stunning kit also brought us many memorable moments in the Champions League. This was one of the last kits Nike designed for us, and they certainly made sure they signed off on a high note
1) 2015-16 Third: The black and gold combo is sublime. The Jeep logo is tastefully done, and the classic Juve logo is converted to a black and gold scheme which looks gorgeous. Adidas hit a home run with this one.
Based on the average ranking of each kit, the seasons with the best kits are

1. 2015-16
2. 2014-15
3. 2013-14

and the seasons with the worst kits are:

1. 2019-20
2. 2012-13
3. 2018-19

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Type	Name	FV	Info	Tradable	SS	B/O ($)
💔Knife	★ Karambit Case Hardened (BS)	0.83	#463 - red eye pattern	Yes	📷	12345
💔Knife	★ StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet Case Hardened (FT)	0.16	#503 - tier 1 pattern with scar	Yes	📷	5555
💔Knife	★ Karambit Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#670 - blue ring & blue playside	Yes	📷	4444
💔Knife	★ Bayonet Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#321 - p4	Yes	📷	2499
💔Knife	★ Talon Knife Crimson Web (FT)	0.29		5/22/2024	📷	446
💔Knife	★ Nomad Knife Case Hardened (BS)	0.98	decent amount of mixed blue	5/22/2024	📷	303
💔Knife	★ Huntsman Knife Autotronic (FT)	0.35		5/26/2024	📷	212
💙Gloves	★ Sport Gloves Slingshot (FT)	0.26		5/23/2024	📷	969
💙Gloves	★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (BS)	0.77	#829 - p1	Yes	📷	938
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves King Snake (FT)	0.19		Yes	📷	532
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard (FT)	0.20		5/23/2024	📷	521
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard (FT)	0.20		5/22/2024	📷	521
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (FT)	0.22	#89 - tier1 pattern with clean E	Yes	📷	499
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent (FT)	0.16		Yes	📷	426
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Mogul (FT)	0.16		5/26/2024	📷	218
💙Gloves	★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out (FT)	0.19		Yes	📷	198
💙Gloves	★ Moto Gloves Turtle (FT)	0.15		5/27/2024	📷	180
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Diamondback (FT)	0.31		Yes	📷	127
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.00004	x4 vox holo kato15 on super low float ak (1/2)	Yes	📷	3999
💚Rifle	M4A1-S Cyrex (FN)	0.04	ibuypower holo kato14 above mag + x2 crown foil	Yes	📷	3333
💚Rifle	AK-47 Fire Serpent (FT)	0.18	vox holo kato14 on wood + crown foil next position	Yes	📷	3333
💚Rifle	AWP Asiimov (FT)	0.29	titan holo kato14 on the scope	Yes	📷	3125
💚Rifle	AK-47 Black Laminate (FT)	0.35	x4 kato14 (ibuypower holo on wood, titan, lgb holo, reason)	Yes	📷	2599
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color (FN)	0.042000	x4 dignitas holo col14 (1/1)	Yes	📷	2499
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive (FN)	0.03	dignitas holo col14 on the scope + x3 holo kato14 (vp, dignitas, mystik)	Yes	📷	1666
💚Rifle	AK-47 Case Hardened (FT)	0.37	ibuypower holo kato14 above trigger	Yes	📷	1449
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.01	x4 fnatic holo dh14	Yes	📷	749
💚Rifle	AK-47 The Empress (WW)	0.39	x4 gold krakow17 (dosia, pashabiceps, x2 nbk)	Yes	📷	669
💚Rifle	M4A4 Eye of Horus (FN)	0.06		Yes	📷	664
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Phantom Disruptor (FN)	0.05	x4 navi holo dh14 (1/1)	Yes	📷	549
💚Rifle	AK-47 Fuel Injector (FN)	0.06	x2 flammable Foil (wood and back)	Yes	📷	549
💚Rifle	AWP Redline (MW)	0.11	titan kato14 on the scope	Yes	📷	369
💚Rifle	AK-47 Asiimov (FN)	0.06		5/26/2024	📷	201
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ M4A4 Faded Zebra (BS)	0.78	high float - x4 kato14 (3dmax, vox, ldlc, complexity)	Yes	📷	199
💚Rifle	M4A4 Temukau (FN)	0.06	x4 c9 kato15 (1/1)	Yes	📷	179
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Vulcan (BS)	0.46		Yes	📷	164
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate (WW)	0.38	harp of war holo next to wood	Yes	📷	149
💚Rifle	M4A1-S Hyper Beast (FN)	0.03		5/26/2024	📷	129
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AWP Asiimov (BS)	0.81		Yes	📷	120
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 The Empress (MW)	0.13		5/26/2024	📷	119
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Legion of Anubis (FN)	0.06		Yes	📷	50,81
💚Rifle	AWP Chrome Cannon (BS)	0.69		5/26/2024	📷	37,7
💚Rifle	M4A1-S Chantico's Fire (FT)	0.26		5/26/2024	📷	28,13
💚Rifle	AWP Worm God (MW)	0.11	x3 kato15 (envyus holo on scope * x2 clg)	Yes	📷	22
💚Rifle	AK-47 Head Shot (FT)	0.32		5/26/2024	📷	11,63
💛Pistol	USP-S Stainless (WW)	0.43	titan holo kato14 above handle & x2 titan holo kato15	Yes	📷	2499
💛Pistol	USP-S Overgrowth (FN)	0.06	crown foil above handle (rare combo)	Yes	📷	279
💛Pistol	P250 Mehndi (FN)	0.04	x4 kato14 (vp, mousesports, fnatic mystik)	Yes	📷	222
💛Pistol	StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Conspiracy (FN)	0.03	x4 liquid mlg16	Yes	📷	36
💛Pistol	Desert Eagle Code Red (FT)	0.31		5/26/2024	📷	20,03
💜SMG	Souvenir UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (FT)	0.35	titan foil kato14	Yes	📷	169
💜SMG	StatTrak™ MP9 Airlock (FN)	0.06		5/26/2024	📷	29,01

Trade URL - Steam Profile

• Buyouts valued as items in cash prices.
• Mainly interested in trading but taking offers through third party websites.
• Taking TF2 keys (Mann Co. Supply Crate Key) as well.
• Sending a trade offer is the fastest way to contact me, you can either dm or add me on steam.

🔥Feel free to join my steam trading group InventoryHub - excluding spammers and alt accounts.
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Type	Name	FV	Info	Tradable	SS	B/O ($)
💔Knife	★ Karambit Case Hardened (BS)	0.83	#463 - red eye pattern	Yes	📷	12345
💔Knife	★ StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet Case Hardened (FT)	0.16	#503 - tier 1 pattern with scar	Yes	📷	5555
💔Knife	★ Karambit Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#670 - blue ring & blue playside	Yes	📷	4444
💔Knife	★ Bayonet Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#321 - p4	Yes	📷	2499
💔Knife	★ Talon Knife Crimson Web (FT)	0.29		5/22/2024	📷	446
💔Knife	★ Nomad Knife Case Hardened (BS)	0.98	decent amount of mixed blue	5/22/2024	📷	303
💔Knife	★ Huntsman Knife Autotronic (FT)	0.35		5/26/2024	📷	212
💙Gloves	★ Sport Gloves Slingshot (FT)	0.26		5/23/2024	📷	969
💙Gloves	★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (BS)	0.77	#829 - p1	Yes	📷	938
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves King Snake (FT)	0.19		Yes	📷	532
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard (FT)	0.20		5/23/2024	📷	521
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard (FT)	0.20		5/22/2024	📷	521
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (FT)	0.22	#89 - tier1 pattern with clean E	Yes	📷	499
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent (FT)	0.16		Yes	📷	426
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Mogul (FT)	0.16		5/26/2024	📷	218
💙Gloves	★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out (FT)	0.19		Yes	📷	198
💙Gloves	★ Moto Gloves Turtle (FT)	0.15		5/27/2024	📷	180
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Diamondback (FT)	0.31		Yes	📷	127
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.00004	x4 vox holo kato15 on super low float ak (1/2)	Yes	📷	3999
💚Rifle	M4A1-S Cyrex (FN)	0.04	ibuypower holo kato14 above mag + x2 crown foil	Yes	📷	3333
💚Rifle	AK-47 Fire Serpent (FT)	0.18	vox holo kato14 on wood + crown foil next position	Yes	📷	3333
💚Rifle	AWP Asiimov (FT)	0.29	titan holo kato14 on the scope	Yes	📷	3125
💚Rifle	AK-47 Black Laminate (FT)	0.35	x4 kato14 (ibuypower holo on wood, titan, lgb holo, reason)	Yes	📷	2599
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color (FN)	0.042000	x4 dignitas holo col14 (1/1)	Yes	📷	2499
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive (FN)	0.03	dignitas holo col14 on the scope + x3 holo kato14 (vp, dignitas, mystik)	Yes	📷	1666
💚Rifle	AK-47 Case Hardened (FT)	0.37	ibuypower holo kato14 above trigger	Yes	📷	1449
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.01	x4 fnatic holo dh14	Yes	📷	749
💚Rifle	AK-47 The Empress (WW)	0.39	x4 gold krakow17 (dosia, pashabiceps, x2 nbk)	Yes	📷	669
💚Rifle	M4A4 Eye of Horus (FN)	0.06		Yes	📷	664
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Phantom Disruptor (FN)	0.05	x4 navi holo dh14 (1/1)	Yes	📷	549
💚Rifle	AK-47 Fuel Injector (FN)	0.06	x2 flammable Foil (wood and back)	Yes	📷	549
💚Rifle	AWP Redline (MW)	0.11	titan kato14 on the scope	Yes	📷	369
💚Rifle	AK-47 Asiimov (FN)	0.06		5/26/2024	📷	201
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ M4A4 Faded Zebra (BS)	0.78	high float - x4 kato14 (3dmax, vox, ldlc, complexity)	Yes	📷	199
💚Rifle	M4A4 Temukau (FN)	0.06	x4 c9 kato15 (1/1)	Yes	📷	179
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Vulcan (BS)	0.46		Yes	📷	164
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate (WW)	0.38	harp of war holo next to wood	Yes	📷	149
💚Rifle	M4A1-S Hyper Beast (FN)	0.03		5/26/2024	📷	129
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AWP Asiimov (BS)	0.81		Yes	📷	120
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 The Empress (MW)	0.13		5/26/2024	📷	119
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Legion of Anubis (FN)	0.06		Yes	📷	50,81
💚Rifle	AWP Chrome Cannon (BS)	0.69		5/26/2024	📷	37,7
💚Rifle	M4A1-S Chantico's Fire (FT)	0.26		5/26/2024	📷	28,13
💚Rifle	AWP Worm God (MW)	0.11	x3 kato15 (envyus holo on scope * x2 clg)	Yes	📷	22
💚Rifle	AK-47 Head Shot (FT)	0.32		5/26/2024	📷	11,63
💛Pistol	USP-S Stainless (WW)	0.43	titan holo kato14 above handle & x2 titan holo kato15	Yes	📷	2499
💛Pistol	USP-S Overgrowth (FN)	0.06	crown foil above handle (rare combo)	Yes	📷	279
💛Pistol	P250 Mehndi (FN)	0.04	x4 kato14 (vp, mousesports, fnatic mystik)	Yes	📷	222
💛Pistol	StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Conspiracy (FN)	0.03	x4 liquid mlg16	Yes	📷	36
💛Pistol	Desert Eagle Code Red (FT)	0.31		5/26/2024	📷	20,03
💜SMG	Souvenir UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (FT)	0.35	titan foil kato14	Yes	📷	169
💜SMG	StatTrak™ MP9 Airlock (FN)	0.06		5/26/2024	📷	29,01

Trade URL - Steam Profile

• Buyouts valued as items in cash prices.
• Mainly interested in trading but taking offers through third party websites.
• Taking TF2 keys (Mann Co. Supply Crate Key) as well.
• Sending a trade offer is the fastest way to contact me, you can either dm or add me on steam.

🔥Feel free to join my steam trading group InventoryHub - excluding spammers and alt accounts.
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Type	Name	FV	Info	Tradable	SS	B/O ($)
💔Knife	★ Karambit Case Hardened (BS)	0.83	#463 - red eye pattern	Yes	📷	12345
💔Knife	★ StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet Case Hardened (FT)	0.16	#503 - tier 1 pattern with scar	Yes	📷	5555
💔Knife	★ Karambit Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#670 - blue ring & blue playside	Yes	📷	4444
💔Knife	★ Bayonet Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#321 - p4	Yes	📷	2499
💔Knife	★ Talon Knife Crimson Web (FT)	0.29		5/22/2024	📷	446
💔Knife	★ Nomad Knife Case Hardened (BS)	0.98	decent amount of mixed blue	5/22/2024	📷	303
💔Knife	★ Huntsman Knife Autotronic (FT)	0.35		5/26/2024	📷	212
💙Gloves	★ Sport Gloves Slingshot (FT)	0.26		5/23/2024	📷	969
💙Gloves	★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (BS)	0.77	#829 - p1	Yes	📷	938
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves King Snake (FT)	0.19		Yes	📷	532
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard (FT)	0.20		5/23/2024	📷	521
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard (FT)	0.20		5/22/2024	📷	521
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (FT)	0.22	#89 - tier1 pattern with clean E	Yes	📷	499
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent (FT)	0.16		Yes	📷	426
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Mogul (FT)	0.16		5/26/2024	📷	218
💙Gloves	★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out (FT)	0.19		Yes	📷	198
💙Gloves	★ Moto Gloves Turtle (FT)	0.15		5/27/2024	📷	180
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Diamondback (FT)	0.31		Yes	📷	127
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.00004	x4 vox holo kato15 on super low float ak (1/2)	Yes	📷	3999
💚Rifle	M4A1-S Cyrex (FN)	0.04	ibuypower holo kato14 above mag + x2 crown foil	Yes	📷	3333
💚Rifle	AK-47 Fire Serpent (FT)	0.18	vox holo kato14 on wood + crown foil next position	Yes	📷	3333
💚Rifle	AWP Asiimov (FT)	0.29	titan holo kato14 on the scope	Yes	📷	3125
💚Rifle	AK-47 Black Laminate (FT)	0.35	x4 kato14 (ibuypower holo on wood, titan, lgb holo, reason)	Yes	📷	2599
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color (FN)	0.042000	x4 dignitas holo col14 (1/1)	Yes	📷	2499
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive (FN)	0.03	dignitas holo col14 on the scope + x3 holo kato14 (vp, dignitas, mystik)	Yes	📷	1666
💚Rifle	AK-47 Case Hardened (FT)	0.37	ibuypower holo kato14 above trigger	Yes	📷	1449
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.01	x4 fnatic holo dh14	Yes	📷	749
💚Rifle	AK-47 The Empress (WW)	0.39	x4 gold krakow17 (dosia, pashabiceps, x2 nbk)	Yes	📷	669
💚Rifle	M4A4 Eye of Horus (FN)	0.06		Yes	📷	664
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Phantom Disruptor (FN)	0.05	x4 navi holo dh14 (1/1)	Yes	📷	549
💚Rifle	AK-47 Fuel Injector (FN)	0.06	x2 flammable Foil (wood and back)	Yes	📷	549
💚Rifle	AWP Redline (MW)	0.11	titan kato14 on the scope	Yes	📷	369
💚Rifle	AK-47 Asiimov (FN)	0.06		5/26/2024	📷	201
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ M4A4 Faded Zebra (BS)	0.78	high float - x4 kato14 (3dmax, vox, ldlc, complexity)	Yes	📷	199
💚Rifle	M4A4 Temukau (FN)	0.06	x4 c9 kato15 (1/1)	Yes	📷	179
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Vulcan (BS)	0.46		Yes	📷	164
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate (WW)	0.38	harp of war holo next to wood	Yes	📷	149
💚Rifle	M4A1-S Hyper Beast (FN)	0.03		5/26/2024	📷	129
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AWP Asiimov (BS)	0.81		Yes	📷	120
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 The Empress (MW)	0.13		5/26/2024	📷	119
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Legion of Anubis (FN)	0.06		Yes	📷	50,81
💚Rifle	AWP Chrome Cannon (BS)	0.69		5/26/2024	📷	37,7
💚Rifle	M4A1-S Chantico's Fire (FT)	0.26		5/26/2024	📷	28,13
💚Rifle	AWP Worm God (MW)	0.11	x3 kato15 (envyus holo on scope * x2 clg)	Yes	📷	22
💚Rifle	AK-47 Head Shot (FT)	0.32		5/26/2024	📷	11,63
💛Pistol	USP-S Stainless (WW)	0.43	titan holo kato14 above handle & x2 titan holo kato15	Yes	📷	2499
💛Pistol	USP-S Overgrowth (FN)	0.06	crown foil above handle (rare combo)	Yes	📷	279
💛Pistol	P250 Mehndi (FN)	0.04	x4 kato14 (vp, mousesports, fnatic mystik)	Yes	📷	222
💛Pistol	StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Conspiracy (FN)	0.03	x4 liquid mlg16	Yes	📷	36
💛Pistol	Desert Eagle Code Red (FT)	0.31		5/26/2024	📷	20,03
💜SMG	Souvenir UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (FT)	0.35	titan foil kato14	Yes	📷	169
💜SMG	StatTrak™ MP9 Airlock (FN)	0.06		5/26/2024	📷	29,01

In the past four weeks, I've deep-dived into the ideal Video settings for my R5. I was never happy with what the camera gave me, so I want to share the following insights just in case they may benefit some of you. It's going to be a bit long winded, read on if you're a nerd and perfectionist like me... Shout out to Jason of Points in Focus on YouTube, as well as Rodrigo Pollo, Josh Sattin and Todd Dominey, who were some of my many sources. There's also a Redditor that has highlighted the wonkiness of Cinema Gammut colors (hi!) and I agree with them.

1. Shoot in LOG – IMO, yes, you should. Only this unlocks 10 Bit 4:2:2 which grades really well and runs smoothly provided you're on Silicone machines. Arguably, 10 Bit 4:2:2 h265 in LOG was the true game changing feature the R5 brought into the market, so take advantage.
2. For LOG post production, the Canon LUTs work well if you expose as Canon thinks you should. This gets technical quickly and if you just follow the ETTR dogma, Canon's LUTs will clip your highlights into oblivion. A proper CST workflow in Resolve works better but is complicated for novices. In any case, you will have to test your exposure / CST / LUT workflow so I highly recommend you get yourself familiarised with Zebras and False Color tools (if you use an external monitor). The histogram on the R5 is absolutely useless for video exposure. Clipped highlights, not noisy shadows, are the biggest weakness of the R5's image, in my opinion.
3. But which LOG flavour and color space? This comes down to your taste, but I have found the following produces the most natural looking footage. I shoot CLOG 1 / BT 2020 at a base ISO of 400. Like everyone else, I jumped on the CLOG 3 / Cinema Gammut Train when the firmware update hit, but I just didn't like the footage 90% of the time. It is proven that the sensor's dynamic range in photography mode is better at ISO 400 than it is at 800 (not surprising) in the Electronic shutter mode (which is what the R5 also uses for video). It's not a huge difference from 800 to 400, but it's there - half to one stop. This was also revealed in the CineD tests – both of them, the initial one as well as the one when they re-tested with CLOG 3. In the manual, Canon claims that CLOG 3 has more dynamic range then CLOG – in theory, maybe. The curve may be designed to give more DR. But on the R5? None of the tests you can find online have properly proven this. The DR is distributed differently, but not necessarily increased. There ARE tests, however, that show the sensor performs better at ISO 400 - so that's what I go with. Bonus: Why not use BT 709? Well, that would defeat the purpose of capturing LOG at 10 Bit 4:2:2 in the first place. You would be throwing out a bunch of color information already at capture.
4. There can be severe horizontal Banding in underexposed areas. When I first saw this, I couldn't believe my eyes (check out Josh Sattin's comparison of Z8 with R5 on YouTube to see what I mean). A 5K€ camera was producing big horizontal chunky lines of banding running across the image. I contacted Canon and they claimed not to be able to see anything. WTF. I thought my camera was broken. Then I found this in the manual: With Canon Log, movies may be affected by horizontal banding, depending on the subject or shooting conditions. So I didn't imagine things. It's right there. In. The. Manual. To avoid this, expose correctly. In practical use, a non issue, but still leaves a bitter taste.
5. Cinema Gammut, avoid. In my experience, it gives crazy saturation to red, magenta, orange. It may be a wider color space than 2020, but it can look extremely unnatural. I had rare occasions where it did work well, for example with greens and blues, but skin tones were always a pain point. (If you do want to use CLOG 3 and Cinema Gammut, I suggested you go to -1 saturation in the Canon Log Settings.) I realise this point is the most subjective, so if you have a great CineGammut workflow running, I applaud you!
6. External Recording – it may work for some of you, but I never bothered. What turns me off the Ninjas is their cost, the noisy fan and hunger for batteries as well as bulk and weight. I shoot mostly Gimbal work nowadays and every gram counts. I bit the bullet and got the fastest Card on the market for internal shooting. If you do use Ninjas, note this: The HDMI interface on the R5 is version 2.0 and it does NOT transmit Cinema Gammut correctly, so set to BT 2020. You will still have to mess around with the legalize settings and post-production hassle (ProRes RAW doesn't work on the dominant Color grading software, Resolve). For me it's a no. Bonus: Make sure your HDMI cable is at least a 2.0 version!
7. Sound: Manual recording set to a quarter strength gives you the best audio dynamic range (nod to Jason of Points in Focus, who tested this). Run your mic hot-ish and you'll be fine at this level, it works well with the Rode or Sennheiser video mics. If audio is important for you, AVOID IPB Light as it uses compressed AAC audio. The non-compressed LPCM at 48 Khz / 16 Bit that you get with ALL-I, RAW, IPB is pretty decent and noise-free.
8. I can't stress this enough: avoid Auto White Balance! The R5 dials in aggressive amounts of Tint "correction" to combat any perceived color shifts. It just doesn't work well at all unless you're in perfectly clean 6500K daylight. If you shoot LOG h265, getting White Balance right is critical to getting good skintones. Log doesn't mean RAW, you ARE baking color into the image. Unfortunately the Custom WB function is a mess in R5 for video, but you can actually eyeball this quite well off a monitor, if said monitor is set up correctly with a LUT. I use a color meter (LUMU Power 2) to verify, and it helps.
9. Rolling Shutter. 8K RAW as well as 4K HQ give you the most rolling shutter at about 15 ms and this is certainly visible in faster paced Gimbal work. Rolling shutter drops to around 9 ms in regular 4K, which is what I now use for Gimbal work. Though it's not a full halving, it's a significant, visible improvement for any panning. I still shoot talking heads in 4K HQ as the Rolling shutter is not an issue with static work. As for my Canon Log settings, I go +1 sharpening for 4K HQ and +3 for regular 4K. That matches them reasonably well.
10. 12-Bit RAW has about another half to one stop more DR in the highlights, but is also tougher and more fiddly to grade than the 10 Bit H265. It also defaults to CineGammut so it has the same tendency towards saturated reds. (CRAW gets decoded by default as CineGammut in Resolve.) I tend to prefer the look of the 10 Bit 4:2:2 shot in BT 2020 in terms of color. If you do shoot RAW, I again recommend setting to CLOG 1 in camera – not because that Log curve gets baked into the image (it doesn't), but because it unlocks you ISO 400 shooting. RAW capture at ISO 400 in Clog 1 will then allow you to decode in Resolve using the CLOG 2 curve at ISO 400 and reach the theoretical maximum of DR in terms of any video material from the R5.

Point 11 was going to be a wishlist for better features etc. but then I realised, I could buy a R5C... But honestly, the crappy battery performance of that camera really is a deal breaker for me.
Sorry for the long post but I really hope this may help some of you. Good luck and happy shooting!

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Type	Name	FV	Info	Tradable	SS	B/O ($)
💔Knife	★ Karambit Case Hardened (BS)	0.83	#463 - red eye pattern	Yes	📷	12345
💔Knife	★ StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet Case Hardened (FT)	0.16	#503 - tier 1 pattern with scar	Yes	📷	5555
💔Knife	★ Karambit Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#670 - blue ring & blue playside	Yes	📷	4444
💔Knife	★ Bayonet Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#321 - p4	Yes	📷	2499
💔Knife	★ Talon Knife Crimson Web (FT)	0.29		5/22/2024	📷	446
💔Knife	★ Nomad Knife Case Hardened (BS)	0.98	decent amount of mixed blue	5/22/2024	📷	303
💔Knife	★ Huntsman Knife Autotronic (FT)	0.35		5/26/2024	📷	212
💙Gloves	★ Sport Gloves Slingshot (FT)	0.26		5/23/2024	📷	969
💙Gloves	★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (BS)	0.77	#829 - p1	Yes	📷	938
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves King Snake (FT)	0.19		Yes	📷	532
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard (FT)	0.20		5/23/2024	📷	521
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard (FT)	0.20		5/22/2024	📷	521
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (FT)	0.22	#89 - tier1 pattern with clean E	Yes	📷	499
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent (FT)	0.16		Yes	📷	426
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Mogul (FT)	0.16		5/26/2024	📷	218
💙Gloves	★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out (FT)	0.19		Yes	📷	198
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Diamondback (FT)	0.31		Yes	📷	127
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.00004	x4 vox holo kato15 on super low float ak (1/2)	Yes	📷	3999
💚Rifle	M4A1-S Cyrex (FN)	0.04	ibuypower holo kato14 above mag + x2 crown foil	Yes	📷	3333
💚Rifle	AK-47 Fire Serpent (FT)	0.18	vox holo kato14 on wood + crown foil next position	Yes	📷	3333
💚Rifle	AWP Asiimov (FT)	0.29	titan holo kato14 on the scope	Yes	📷	3125
💚Rifle	AK-47 Black Laminate (FT)	0.35	x4 kato14 (ibuypower holo on wood, titan, lgb holo, reason)	Yes	📷	2599
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color (FN)	0.042000	x4 dignitas holo col14 (1/1)	Yes	📷	2499
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive (FN)	0.03	dignitas holo col14 on the scope + x3 holo kato14 (vp, dignitas, mystik)	Yes	📷	1666
💚Rifle	AK-47 Case Hardened (FT)	0.37	ibuypower holo kato14 above trigger	Yes	📷	1449
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.01	x4 fnatic holo dh14	Yes	📷	749
💚Rifle	AK-47 The Empress (WW)	0.39	x4 gold krakow17 (dosia, pashabiceps, x2 nbk)	Yes	📷	669
💚Rifle	M4A4 Eye of Horus (FN)	0.06		5/19/2024	📷	666
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Phantom Disruptor (FN)	0.05	x4 navi holo dh14 (1/1)	Yes	📷	549
💚Rifle	AK-47 Fuel Injector (FN)	0.06	x2 flammable Foil (wood and back)	Yes	📷	549
💚Rifle	AWP Redline (MW)	0.11	titan kato14 on the scope	Yes	📷	369
💚Rifle	AWP Sun in Leo (FN)	0.05	crown foil on the scope	Yes	📷	269
💚Rifle	AK-47 Asiimov (FN)	0.06		5/26/2024	📷	203
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ M4A4 Faded Zebra (BS)	0.78	high float - x4 kato14 (3dmax, vox, ldlc, complexity)	Yes	📷	199
💚Rifle	M4A4 Temukau (FN)	0.06	x4 c9 kato15 (1/1)	Yes	📷	179
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Vulcan (BS)	0.46		Yes	📷	164
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate (WW)	0.38	harp of war holo next to wood	Yes	📷	149
💚Rifle	M4A1-S Hyper Beast (FN)	0.03		5/26/2024	📷	129
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AWP Asiimov (BS)	0.81		Yes	📷	120
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 The Empress (MW)	0.13		5/26/2024	📷	119
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Legion of Anubis (FN)	0.06		Yes	📷	51,1
💚Rifle	AWP Chrome Cannon (BS)	0.69		5/26/2024	📷	38,88
💚Rifle	M4A1-S Chantico's Fire (FT)	0.26		5/26/2024	📷	28,27
💚Rifle	AWP Worm God (MW)	0.11	x3 kato15 (envyus holo on scope * x2 clg)	Yes	📷	22
💚Rifle	AK-47 Head Shot (FT)	0.32		5/26/2024	📷	12,07
💛Pistol	USP-S Stainless (WW)	0.43	titan holo kato14 above handle & x2 titan holo kato15	Yes	📷	2499
💛Pistol	USP-S Overgrowth (FN)	0.06	crown foil above handle (rare combo)	Yes	📷	279
💛Pistol	P250 Mehndi (FN)	0.04	x4 kato14 (vp, mousesports, fnatic mystik)	Yes	📷	222
💛Pistol	StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Conspiracy (FN)	0.03	x4 liquid mlg16	Yes	📷	36
💛Pistol	Desert Eagle Code Red (FT)	0.31		5/26/2024	📷	20,03
💜SMG	Souvenir UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (FT)	0.35	titan foil kato14	Yes	📷	169
💜SMG	StatTrak™ MP9 Airlock (FN)	0.06		5/26/2024	📷	29,01

I (27F) have an older brother, 33M. We didn't get along very much as kids due to the age gap, not for my lack of trying. I never really understood why my brother didn't really like spending time with me, because he was one of my favorite people in the world, despite all his bullying.
For context, I'll give some examples of what my brother has done to me over the years with some vague age ranges of when they occurred.
When I was about 3, my brother convinced me that red was orange and orange was red because I was learning my colors in preschool. He also used to steal food like tater tots off my little high chair tray and would pretend he didn't do anything when my mom checked on why I was crying (I was NOT a fussy baby/toddler, so it set off alarm bells when I did.)
I think when I was 4 or 5, my brother came into my room after I had already been put to bed, and he woke me up. Thing is, he was hovering over me with a scary mask on, only the hallway light, and a butterknife. Not sure I really have to explain why that was traumatic. I'm still afraid of masks to this day.
When I was around 10-12, my brother kept drinking all the milk or kool aid that I would make and never replenish/remake it. I told him to stop, he wouldn't, of course. My mom was fostering other children and didn't have time for squabbles like this. So I very visibly spit on top of the kool aid pitcher and left the lid off so it was seen. What does my (reminder, 17-19) brother do? He wrenches the bowl of cereal I'm currently eating out of my hands, spits in it, and shoves it back at me hard enough that it spilled all over me. Now, I'm not an angry person. I'm not a violent person. But I was still a child and fed up with being bullied by someone who was/almost an adult. I never tried getting physical before because I was so much smaller, but I hit puberty kind of early. So I splashed the bowl back at him to see how he liked it. He threw me to the ground and hit me. My mom had to break us up and told us we were both to blame, so he didn't even get punished.
Several times, he would turn the lights off on me when I was on the other side of the room in the basement away from the switch, because I was afraid of the dark for a very long time.
We had Sonic Adventure 2 we shared. If we ever fought about something, or I reminded him it was my turn, he threatened to say goodbye forever to my chao. I am extremely soft hearted so that accomplished what he wanted.
Sometimes I would notice my things go missing. I had assumed maybe my mom put them away somewhere and forgot, but I'm pretty sure I know what happened to them. Especially gamecube games-- Those discs were tiny! He was pawning them for drug and booze money. One time he was drunk and admitted he had been selling his adderall for other drugs. That came to a head one terrible Christmas Eve. Brother was home for the holiday and I'm not very clear on what events led up to it, but my parents caught my brother in the bathroom with a baggie of various drugs that he was already doing. He insisted it was just weed, but my parents didn't believe that. I wouldn't know, I only briefly saw the bag, but it was full of both a large green ball of like leaves and lots of white powder. It was a vicious screaming match for a few hours. I hid out in my room on a different floor and played a video game as loud as I could so I didn't have to hear my family. The screams died down after a while, and I cautiously went out of my room. My brother had left the house for a while. I had a few holiday assignments and decided to just crank them out while my family cooled off, and I did it at the dining room table because that's where our Christmas tree was too and I desperately needed that good cheer magic. I was quietly writing, not saying anything, not making much noise, when my brother came back in the house. He stopped off at the kitchen for something and muttered something rude and belittling to me. At this point I'm a preeten-early teen and he had already ruined the day that had always been magical to me before, as my grandma used to stay over with us on Christmas Eve. She had died rather recently at the time. And I can't tell you exactly what I said. I think I've blocked out as much as I can. I made some snide remark, something like 'at least I don't do drugs' and in the next second I was yanked out of my chair. My brother picked me up by the neck and slammed me against the wall. I know I clawed and kicked against the wall as hard as I could. I blacked out, and I woke up on the floor with my parents absolutely screaming at him that he could have killed me. As a side note to the whole ordeal, he never apologized, and it's made my adult life a lot harder as weed becomes more and more commonplace. Just the thought of it used to send me in a panic attack, I could feel the hands choking me again. I've gotten better about dealing with it, but I still refuse to have it in any part of my life whatsoever. It's cost me a few relationships.
When I was in college, my brother had moved back in with me and my parents because his girlfriend dumped him for being a piece of shit that worked at walmart and did nothing but drink all day despite having a state paid scholarship, that he wasted, because he couldn't keep his GPA above 2.8. He was a music major. The classes he took were things like 'History of Jimi Hendrix' and 'The Beatles'. He just partied too much to even attend class. He took the dog they got with him, not at all prepared for her. The dog is a high energy breed that is difficult to train, and we had two small 5-10 pound dogs at home. At 1 year old, bro's dog was about 30 pounds. He often left for several hours during summers/breaks when I was home, without telling anyone, knowing that I would either hear the dog cry if he crated them and feel bad and let them out or that I wouldn't banish them to a crate if they were already in a room with me. The dog bullied our other dogs and bit at everyone. Dog was incredibly overly protective of my brother-- Trait of the breed. I was back at college for a few months and had spent a good month mourning the loss of a 5 year relationship. I never really heard anything from him. Then out of the blue, my brother asks me if I can let him and dog stay for the night (we live 2 hours from the college) because my mom had kicked him out. The dog had bit her and she snapped at my brother to control his f'ing dog and he responded by calling her, the woman who birthed him, payed for his other college costs, paid back loans he promised to pay to other family members, never charged him rent, and he called her a f'ing female dog. She snapped. While I agree that my mom was completely in the right to do that, I have too soft of a heart to just leave him with nowhere to go. He promised it was just a night so he could get in touch with some friends closer to home and figure shit out. I let him come to me.
I really regret that decision.
At the time I had a new roommate (she was very nice though, I liked her) and a sort of FWB who doted on me for a little while. I texted FWB and asked if he could bring some alcohol by-- I was still 19 at the time, underage to buy it, but FWB was old enough and agreed the man could probably do with a drink. We stayed out on our little porch area to make sure that we wouldn't be disturbing my roomie in any way while we socialized. My brother got really wasted. He told me terrible things about our deceased grandmother (who he knew I had really loved growing up, and had no idea about who she really was because she had always loved me). And he laughed. He laughed when he saw the discomfort on my face. My FWB was feeling pretty bad for me and suggested we go to bed because it was also like 3 in the morning and both of us had class in the morning, so we go inside. The apartment has a shared common room/living room, little kitchen area, and laundry closet. My bedroom is on one side and roomie's was on the other-- Both bathrooms are also ensuite to the bedroom. So I went in and changed out of my clothes into something comfier to sleep in and crawled into my bed, letting my brother do his own thing in the bathroom. I'm just trying to rest and suddenly my brother is pulling me out of my bed and dragging me out of my own room. He's yelling that he's taking my bed, did I really expect him to take the couch? And I'm not very confrontational. I'm flustered, tired, and honestly a little afraid after the neck choke incident. FWB steps in like a hero and tries to calmly explain that its my bed, and I will sleep in it, I have been kind enough to let him stay and he should not be so ungrateful. Brother fucking loses his mind. Starts screaming his head off about how selfish I am and how reliant I am on our parents and won't be able to do anything on my own as an adult (I was financially dependent on my parents at 19 while in college, shocker). He starts drunkenly trying to pick up his dog's toys and searching for his keys, and both FWB and I step in and tell him he can't go driving like this, after like half a bottle of fireball. He at least needs to sober up before he can drive. I stand in front of the front door, as my brother is still searching for his keys, and there is no way I'm letting him out of here right now. Brother has found his keys, and starts pulling at me and hurting me. Lucky for me, FWB had been a pretty good wrestler in highschool. He got my brother pinned down and I snatched the keys, hiding over by the sink in case I had to throw them in there. He's screaming his head off and my poor roommate comes out and asks what the hell is going on because she knows I'm very quiet and tend to keep visitors in my room. I'm like half sobbing trying to explain and the FWB, still pinning my brother, tells her that we're trying to keep him from drunk driving. My roommate does not play around with that. She was in nursing school, and had recently lost a friend to a drunk driver. I don't know how it worked, but she put on her stern nurse tone and told my brother that he was free to leave when he sobered up, or she herself would be calling the cops on him, and both me and FWB could press additional charges for assault. He reluctantly agreed to this condition and FWB let him off the floor, but sat in front of the front door just in case. When he was sobered up, he left, saying 'I hope you like mom and dad, because I'm not your family anymore'.
And that was devastating. I couldn't stop crying. My FWB went back to bed with me and laid me down in bed and let me cry until I passed out. He skipped his class that day to be there for me. I know I don't paint a good picture of my brother, but I did/do love him. I thought now that we were older that he'd mellowed out and we could be good friends like I always wanted. I mean, I made like 300 fake facebook accounts back in the day to vote for his band to be a headliner at a large concert. Just a few years prior when he was home on a break he introduced me to a TV show we binged and he let my lay on his shoulder. (I was/am very touch starved but paralyzed by fear that I'm annoying the other person, and all my friends were made later in life and are states away). When Pokemon Go came out we would take late night drives around quiet places of town while hunting pokemon together. We traded off the controller on online battlefield games and compared scores and the most ridiculous deaths. I really thought that he loved me too, finally, after years of resentment.
He didn't speak to me for 2 years. I didn't find out until later, but my parents lied for him on my behalf that he still loved me and was just annoyed, and gave me birthday/christmas presents that they told me had been from him, just that he was working. I really treasured those objects when I didn't know the truth about them. I got a really stupid mug with the first letter of my name on it in pink and zebra print (two things I don't really enjoy) but I used that thing every single day.
So, these are glimpses into my previous relationship with my brother. I don't really remember when he started speaking to me again, but I sure know he never apologized. He had finally hit rock bottom and asked my father to put in a good word for him at (insert facility with decent pay and good benefits but hard work), which he had previously rejected by telling my parents that it was a shit job. My brother's name got put closer to the top of the resumes. He got in. It wasn't easy work, or comfy sometimes, but it paid well enough to endure that, I guess. My brother used to be rather athletic.
Between the cut off point and then, my brother had worked at a (also generic job) a town or two over and hated the commute. He also happened to find a girlfriend with an apartment sort of close by. She didn't like having him over because of his dog, and almost never let him do any overnight. But now that my brother had a better paying job, she was willing to move in with him, of course. My brother bought a house in our home town and she came with it. She pays a ridiculously low amount of rent to my brother.
If she was home and brother wasn't, the dog stayed crated up because she didn't want to deal with it. Both of them worked, but her job isn't at all difficult. And yet somehow, sometimes pulling doubles, my brother ended up doing most of everything. My brother, who didn't learn to do his laundry until his 20s, ate pizza every single day, and had left used condoms on the floor of his bedroom in our parents house when he left. He did most of the cooking because she says she's bad at it. But will make pies for her mom. When the holidays came around, instead of discussing or rotating, they will always go to her family first. If my brother can come to ours at all. He often misses entire occassions (we don't go out big, but like, cmon. Hand your dad the gift card on his birthday at least, not 2 weeks later).
I also used to get to hangout or see my brother sometimes. Maybe once every few weeks, and it was fun! It was the friendship I had always dreamt of. Now I can't even get him to do anything online with me from the comfort of his own home. I don't have a single text from him this year past 1/27.
At first, we all understood. She was quirky. I was quirky. We share several similar traits and interests. I used to like that and be excited to have a family member like me, but now I dread the day she becomes family.
Let's start with the smoking car. Me and my parents were driving near his street so we could cut through to the highway, and out of nowhere, black smoke starts coming from the hood. My father tells me and my mom to get out and he'll get it to my brother's and out of the road to look at it and see what was going on. This was like.... early August. It was very hot outside. Since I've 'been in the house before' and 'know what it's like' I am 'allowed' to come into my brother's house to cool off. But GF refuses letting in either of them, referring to the messy state of the house. Which, okay, fair-- But its HER messes. My brother cleans up after her. I learned later that GF snapped at him about his family always coming over unannounced and how she has to hurry to put on a bra and everything is messy and we can't just drop in its rude! She says, as her mother and brother do the exact same thing, in a house she doesn't own. But my family let it be water under the bridge for now. My brother called me a f'in a'hole for telling my mom about the conversation. Because my mom was livid.
The next thing is my father. My dad's family has a pretty big history of strokes and heart attacks, and he's had one heart attack. My dad had been in pain all day and he finally gave up at about 3AM and woke my mom up to drive him to the hospital. I don't have a license at this point, so there's little that I can do. My mom says the surgery he probably needs isn't even done here and they're transferring him, my mom asked me to keep my brother in the loop. So I told him about this and about the time they would reach the hospital, because my mom dad gran and I share locations. I asked if he would take me up, I had a bag full of things that might make him more comfortable or less stressed. The hospital they're taking our dad to is a little over an hour away. Everyone is more or less frantic. My brother is talking to work for him, I'm making sure that for however many hours that our pets will be okay and talking to my mom's work. We drive there and nothing major happens, but it was so... Uncomfortable? Tense. The thing that's hurting my dad is a blocked or enlarged blood vessel that cuts off oxygen to the tissue around it, which, cells die, and you really need your colon, the area my dad has an issue with. The thing is, until they can do the surgery, it was like he was a ticking time bomb. My brother takes me home when visitor hours are over and I hold my dogs tight. The next day is filled with lots of pricks pokes and prods at my dad so we don't go that day. We do go the day after, Friday. My brother's GF is in the truck with him. I'm not really paying attention to much of anything because for all we know my dad could die before we got there. Brothers' GF goes to get some snacks from the long drive and the fact that she's not exactly family yet. My brother, mom and I rotate who is away in the cafe and eating with GF. I see GF and my brother whispering angrily at each other. She's tugging at his arm. I manage to pick up 'We're going to miss my mom's dinner!" And I am just stunned. Her mother has a small family dinner every single friday and makes meatloaf. His GF wanted us to head back from our critical father, because she didn't want to miss a weekly event. And I really have to hand it to my brother for not snapping right then and there. He waited until we were in his truck and out of the hospital parking lot and says "How in the f'ck do you say something to me like that? Like, for real, wtf!" GF starts crying and says its a family tradition and her mom is all she has left-- False. She has her mom, sister, and brother, at least. Her father died in a car incident that hospitalized her as a kid. So my brother snaps again like 'are you seriously telling me you value a f'ing loaf of meat over a life? we have no idea what will happen, my dad could die within the hour and i'm not there, he could die tomorrow, how long d-" And GF cuts him off wailing that her dad is dead. Which, yes, is a horrifyingly traumatic experience. But she does not get to play the 'my dad is dead' card ten years after the fact, to justify leaving our possibly dying father before visiting hours ended. She tried to emotionally blackmail my brother by apologizing to me through tears that this must be so hard for me but honestly I was doing my best to block it out, staring at pictures of dogs in hammocks. I shared my brother's sentiment.
But wait, there's more! Remember that car accident GF had years ago? You would think that, if nothing else, she would be empathetic for someone/their family in a car crash? You'd be wrong! I was rear ended at 60 mph right in front of my house after coming home from work (the ambulance took me straight back to work lmao). The physical damage to me was pretty minimal, bruises and a sprained ankle because my foot was pressed on the brake, waiting for an opportunity to cross into the driveway. This was late October 2020. Covid regulations were pretty strict. So I was alone in a room for a while and in pain. My parents had followed the ambulance. My dad had actually heard the crash and went 'huh she usually comes home now' and runs over after seeing the wreckage. My parents had the crash footage, grainy, but there thanks to the cameras set up outside our house. I hadn't realized it by that point but I had a pretty good concussion, and I was hurt, and scared. I was texting my mom constantly but my dad had left his phone at home in the rush to get my mom and she hadn't charged her phone, they'd been in the parking lot for like an hour and a half already. They promised me they'd be back soon, they'll just pop in and let my brother know since he lives nearby. My parents didn't even ask to like, stay and sit with them instead of a cold car. My mom asked to pee and to borrow a charging cable (they had one, GF has the same model phone) given the, you know, situation. My brother barely cracked the door to speak with them. He said no, because GF was uncomfortable, because they were waiting for their second negative test to come in. Read that again. They had tested negative. It's not like my mom would go near anyone to the bathroom either-- The back door that's used more often is literally inches away from the bathroom door. My brother didn't even try to argue with his GF about his own home and some empathy for someone else dealing with a car crash. It absolutely disgusted my parents. And later on brother told me he got another earful about our parents just dropping in without notice and its like? Excuse me? Its his house!
Unfortunately, a tire popped on my parents' car when we were nearby. It was like, 3 years since the first issue with the car. I went inside and asked my brother to let my mom in because its raining. GF did not like that, and didn't realize I could overhear her down the hall, arguing with my brother and his family again. I went over the next day to my brother and he was actively cleaning up GF's mess so it wouldn't be as 'embarassing' for her. I sat him down and talked to him as realistically as I could. I have depression, anxiety, emotional abuse trauma, agorophobia, and very few friends. But I'm okay. He started very quietly expressing his frustration towards GF. She doesn't do much around the house or contribute financially, lets her family over but not his, him doing most of the cooking despite regularly pulling 12s. I sat there calmly, because of course I knew this. This is what makes the situation somewhat even more sticky. I asked my brother, "Do you actually love someone like that? Or are you afraid to be alone?" He's been in one relationship or another for most of my life. Lately he had been confiding in me about how bad his mental health was falling and I was like 'that's not a slump, that's. that's depression.' So when I asked my brother the question, he hesitated. That spoke loudly enough in my opinion. But then I also saw my brother's face crumpling as he admitted he just didn't want to be alone. GF wants babies but my brother knows with her medical history and condition on top of being so lazy and bluntly told me she would not be a good mother and hopes to God that day doesn't come. He is so unhappy being with her. We both heard the rustling of a comforter and my brother lowered his panicky voice and asked me to leave so she doesn't see me here. That is incredibly messed up, especially since its his name on the house. I haven't seen my brother at his house since then, and that was over 2 years ago.
During COVID, GF started working from home, and it stayed that way. My brother still takes care of most things.
In the mean time, he's proposed to her. Yeah. I managed to save things when all our faces dropped at the Christmas dinner he announced their engagement at. My brother calls her by a nickname that was also the name of a beloved family dog that had passed away only one month ago. My dad and my reactions at that time were genuine confusion and sadness about him bringing up our passed pet. Everything was pretty quiet after that. When we got home, I texted my brother and told him that hearing our dog's name in conversation after losing her so recently shattered us, be we were, in fact, happy for his engagement.
I lied.
None of us want him to marry her. I dread the day that I get a wedding invitation or GF shows up pregnant. She would be a terrible mother. My brother is aware of the fact that my parents think she's a rude, inconsiderate brat that only thinks of herself, from that earlier conversation that I talked to my parents about. My mom snapped that they don't have to like her, all they were required to do was be civil, and we are, so shut up.
At larger family functions GF tends to gravitate around me. Like I said, we have similar interests and personalities. And I have never told her to get lost or had it in me to upfront tell her we don't like her. I am absolutely horrible at confrontation, but my patience is wearing thin.
Last year my parents set up brunch for Mother's Day. We were at the table when my brother called and said they were going to urgent care because GF had another one of her migraines that make her vomit. Which, she takes medicine and has injectable solutions. Some situation always comes up with her right before my brother would come to us.
My parents tried again with the Mother's Day brunch last week. On the day of, he said that he was too tired to come, can we try next week? Please insert the eyeroll of the century.
Because of our clear dislike, my brother doesn't often bring his GF around anymore on the offchance she lets him. It occurred to me that my parents planned the same brunch as last year, and I was dreading my question. "Is GF coming with us for brunch?" They don't know. All my brother did was confirm the time and place. The thought of having to deal with her in the morning and pretend that I don't see her for what she is, is already exhausting me. I can barely get my brother to even play online with me. I feel like this has been festering long enough that at some point, its all going to overflow at once. But I am absolutely disgusted by how she takes advantage of my brother's fear of being alone and how the world revolves around her.
I had a dream the other day, actually, it was a good dream. I was at their wedding, and the priest guy said the standard 'speak now or hold your peace' and I stood up and loudly shouted OBJECTION! Every single person in the room turned to look at me, one because I don't raise my voice like that, two my patience is vast, and three, to upset me to this level of shouldering my anxiety by making a spectacle of myself. I then explained every detail, especially how much she was charged for rent, that my brother admitted he wasn't happy, and I wanted better for him than to just be an ATM maid.
If I bring this up to my brother again, I may lose him forever. But if I don't, he may be miserable together. And on the third side-- Do I actually really want my brothers' friendship at this point? Like, I'm definitely fed up dealing with his GF like she is. Plus, I pointed out and reiterated to him before that he admitted he wasn't happy.
I am very, very quiet by default. Never got into much trouble. I was and still am a gentle soul at my core being. If things get to a point where I cross lines of polite manners and call someone out on their bs, people around know that someone did something almost unforgivable. I'm wondering if my brother would know that.
TLDR; Brother's fiancee is disliked for good reason. My brother has isolated. I miss him, but also never want to see him again. I want to remind him that this marriage isn't a good idea, but I don't want to antagonize him.

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Type	Name	FV	Info	Tradable	SS	B/O ($)
💔Knife	★ Karambit Case Hardened (BS)	0.83	#463 - red eye pattern	Yes	📷	12345
💔Knife	★ StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet Case Hardened (FT)	0.16	#503 - tier 1 pattern with scar	Yes	📷	5555
💔Knife	★ Karambit Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#670 - blue ring & blue playside	Yes	📷	4444
💔Knife	★ Bayonet Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#321 - p4	Yes	📷	2499
💔Knife	★ Talon Knife Crimson Web (FT)	0.29		5/22/2024	📷	446
💔Knife	★ Nomad Knife Case Hardened (BS)	0.98	decent amount of mixed blue	5/22/2024	📷	303
💔Knife	★ Bowie Knife Ultraviolet (FT)	0.15		Yes	📷	125
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves King Snake (FT)	0.15	very clean knuckles	5/18/2024	📷	956
💙Gloves	★ Sport Gloves Slingshot (FT)	0.26		5/23/2024	📷	955
💙Gloves	★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (BS)	0.77	#829 - p1	Yes	📷	938
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard (FT)	0.20		5/23/2024	📷	521
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard (FT)	0.20		5/22/2024	📷	521
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves King Snake (FT)	0.19		Yes	📷	519
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (FT)	0.22	#89 - tier1 pattern with clean E	5/17/2024	📷	499
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent (FT)	0.16		Yes	📷	426
💙Gloves	★ Sport Gloves Omega (BS)	0.47		Yes	📷	272
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (WW)	0.38		Yes	📷	199
💙Gloves	★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out (FT)	0.19		Yes	📷	198
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Diamondback (FT)	0.31		Yes	📷	129
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.00004	x4 vox holo kato15 on super low float ak (1/2)	Yes	📷	3999
💚Rifle	M4A1-S Cyrex (FN)	0.04	ibuypower holo kato14 above mag + x2 crown foil	Yes	📷	3333
💚Rifle	AK-47 Fire Serpent (FT)	0.18	vox holo kato14 on wood + crown foil next position	Yes	📷	3333
💚Rifle	AWP Asiimov (FT)	0.29	titan holo kato14 on the scope	Yes	📷	3125
💚Rifle	AK-47 Black Laminate (FT)	0.35	x4 kato14 (ibuypower holo on wood, titan, lgb holo, reason)	Yes	📷	2599
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color (FN)	0.042000	x4 dignitas holo col14 (1/1)	Yes	📷	2499
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive (FN)	0.03	dignitas holo col14 on the scope + x3 holo kato14 (vp, dignitas, mystik)	Yes	📷	1666
💚Rifle	AK-47 Case Hardened (FT)	0.37	ibuypower holo kato14 above trigger	Yes	📷	1449
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.01	x4 fnatic holo dh14	Yes	📷	749
💚Rifle	M4A4 Eye of Horus (FN)	0.06		5/19/2024	📷	670
💚Rifle	AK-47 The Empress (WW)	0.39	x4 gold krakow17 (dosia, pashabiceps, x2 nbk)	Yes	📷	669
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Phantom Disruptor (FN)	0.05	x4 navi holo dh14 (1/1)	Yes	📷	549
💚Rifle	AK-47 Fuel Injector (FN)	0.06	x2 flammable Foil (wood and back)	Yes	📷	549
💚Rifle	AWP Redline (MW)	0.11	titan kato14 on the scope	Yes	📷	369
💚Rifle	AWP Sun in Leo (FN)	0.05	crown foil on the scope	Yes	📷	269
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ M4A4 Faded Zebra (BS)	0.78	high float - x4 kato14 (3dmax, vox, ldlc, complexity)	Yes	📷	199
💚Rifle	M4A4 Temukau (FN)	0.06	x4 c9 kato15 (1/1)	Yes	📷	179
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Vulcan (BS)	0.46		Yes	📷	164
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate (WW)	0.38	harp of war holo next to wood	Yes	📷	149
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AWP Asiimov (BS)	0.81		Yes	📷	120
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Legion of Anubis (FN)	0.06		Yes	📷	53,32
💚Rifle	AWP Worm God (MW)	0.11	x3 kato15 (envyus holo on scope * x2 clg)	Yes	📷	22
💛Pistol	USP-S Stainless (WW)	0.43	titan holo kato14 above handle & x2 titan holo kato15	Yes	📷	2499
💛Pistol	USP-S Overgrowth (FN)	0.06	crown foil above handle (rare combo)	Yes	📷	279
💛Pistol	P250 Mehndi (FN)	0.04	x4 kato14 (vp, mousesports, fnatic mystik)	Yes	📷	222
💛Pistol	StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Conspiracy (FN)	0.03	x4 liquid mlg16	Yes	📷	36
💜SMG	Souvenir UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (FT)	0.35	titan foil kato14	Yes	📷	169

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2. Fennec Fox - This small fox, native to the Sahara Desert, is known for its large ears which help dissipate heat. The fennec fox is the smallest of all foxes, and its cute appearance and nocturnal habits make it a fascinating species​ (A-Z Animals)​.
3. Komodo Dragon - The largest living species of lizard, Komodo dragons are native to Indonesia. They are formidable predators with a venomous bite that contains toxic proteins, making them one of the most dangerous reptiles​ (A-Z Animals)​.
4. Maned Wolf - Found in South America, the maned wolf looks like a cross between a fox and a wolf but is neither. It has long legs adapted for life in tall grasslands and is known for its unique vocalization, called a "roar-bark"​ (Earth and Human)​.
5. Slow Loris - These nocturnal primates from Southeast Asia have a toxic bite, which is rare among mammals. Their slow movements and large eyes make them quite distinctive, but they are endangered due to habitat loss and illegal pet trade​ (Earth and Human)​.
6. Narwhal - Often referred to as the "unicorn of the sea," the narwhal is a type of whale known for its long, spiral tusk. This tusk is actually an elongated tooth, and narwhals are found in Arctic waters​ (Earth and Human)​.
7. Pangolin - Known for their unique armor of scales, pangolins are found in Asia and Africa. They are the only mammals wholly covered in scales and are critically endangered due to illegal wildlife trade​ (Earth and Human)​.
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10. Blue Dragon - This striking sea slug, also known as Glaucus atlanticus, is found in the Atlantic, Pacific, and Indian Oceans. It is known for its bright blue color and ability to float on the ocean's surface​ (Earth and World 2024)​.

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• Buyouts valued as items in cash prices.
  
• Mainly interested in trading but taking offers through third party websites.
  
• Taking TF2 keys (Mann Co. Supply Crate Key) as well.
  
• Sending a trade offer will be the fastest way to contact me, you can either dm or add me on steam.
  

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Type	Name	FV	Info	Tradable	SS	B/O ($)
💔Knife	★ Karambit Case Hardened (BS)	0.83	#463 - red eye pattern	Yes	📷	12345
💔Knife	★ StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet Case Hardened (FT)	0.16	#503 - tier 1 pattern with scar	Yes	📷	5555
💔Knife	★ Karambit Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#670 - blue ring & blue playside	Yes	📷	4444
💔Knife	★ Bayonet Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#321 - p4	Yes	📷	2499
💔Knife	★ Talon Knife Crimson Web (FT)	0.29		5/22/2024	📷	446
💔Knife	★ Nomad Knife Case Hardened (BS)	0.98	decent amount of mixed blue	5/22/2024	📷	303
💔Knife	★ Bowie Knife Ultraviolet (FT)	0.15		Yes	📷	125
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves King Snake (FT)	0.15	very clean knuckles	5/18/2024	📷	956
💙Gloves	★ Sport Gloves Slingshot (FT)	0.26		5/23/2024	📷	955
💙Gloves	★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (BS)	0.77	#829 - p1	Yes	📷	938
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard (FT)	0.20		5/23/2024	📷	521
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard (FT)	0.20		5/22/2024	📷	521
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves King Snake (FT)	0.19		Yes	📷	519
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (FT)	0.22	#89 - tier1 pattern with clean E	5/17/2024	📷	499
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent (FT)	0.16		Yes	📷	426
💙Gloves	★ Sport Gloves Omega (BS)	0.47		Yes	📷	272
💙Gloves	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (WW)	0.38		Yes	📷	199
💙Gloves	★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out (FT)	0.19		Yes	📷	198
💙Gloves	★ Driver Gloves Diamondback (FT)	0.31		Yes	📷	129
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.00004	x4 vox holo kato15 on super low float ak (1/2)	Yes	📷	3999
💚Rifle	M4A1-S Cyrex (FN)	0.04	ibuypower holo kato14 above mag + x2 crown foil	Yes	📷	3333
💚Rifle	AK-47 Fire Serpent (FT)	0.18	vox holo kato14 on wood + crown foil next position	Yes	📷	3333
💚Rifle	AWP Asiimov (FT)	0.29	titan holo kato14 on the scope	Yes	📷	3125
💚Rifle	AK-47 Black Laminate (FT)	0.35	x4 kato14 (ibuypower holo on wood, titan, lgb holo, reason)	Yes	📷	2599
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color (FN)	0.042000	x4 dignitas holo col14 (1/1)	Yes	📷	2499
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive (FN)	0.03	dignitas holo col14 on the scope + x3 holo kato14 (vp, dignitas, mystik)	Yes	📷	1666
💚Rifle	AK-47 Case Hardened (FT)	0.37	ibuypower holo kato14 above trigger	Yes	📷	1449
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.01	x4 fnatic holo dh14	Yes	📷	749
💚Rifle	M4A4 Eye of Horus (FN)	0.06		5/19/2024	📷	670
💚Rifle	AK-47 The Empress (WW)	0.39	x4 gold krakow17 (dosia, pashabiceps, x2 nbk)	Yes	📷	669
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Phantom Disruptor (FN)	0.05	x4 navi holo dh14 (1/1)	Yes	📷	549
💚Rifle	AK-47 Fuel Injector (FN)	0.06	x2 flammable Foil (wood and back)	Yes	📷	549
💚Rifle	AWP Redline (MW)	0.11	titan kato14 on the scope	Yes	📷	369
💚Rifle	AWP Sun in Leo (FN)	0.05	crown foil on the scope	Yes	📷	269
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ M4A4 Faded Zebra (BS)	0.78	high float - x4 kato14 (3dmax, vox, ldlc, complexity)	Yes	📷	199
💚Rifle	M4A4 Temukau (FN)	0.06	x4 c9 kato15 (1/1)	Yes	📷	179
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Vulcan (BS)	0.46		Yes	📷	164
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate (WW)	0.38	harp of war holo next to wood	Yes	📷	149
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AWP Asiimov (BS)	0.81		Yes	📷	120
💚Rifle	StatTrak™ AK-47 Legion of Anubis (FN)	0.06		Yes	📷	53,32
💚Rifle	AWP Worm God (MW)	0.11	x3 kato15 (envyus holo on scope * x2 clg)	Yes	📷	22
💛Pistol	USP-S Stainless (WW)	0.43	titan holo kato14 above handle & x2 titan holo kato15	Yes	📷	2499
💛Pistol	USP-S Overgrowth (FN)	0.06	crown foil above handle (rare combo)	Yes	📷	279
💛Pistol	P250 Mehndi (FN)	0.04	x4 kato14 (vp, mousesports, fnatic mystik)	Yes	📷	222
💛Pistol	StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Conspiracy (FN)	0.03	x4 liquid mlg16	Yes	📷	36
💜SMG	Souvenir UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (FT)	0.35	titan foil kato14	Yes	📷	169

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Type	Name	FV	Info	Tradable	B/O ($)
💎	★ Karambit Case Hardened (BS)	0.83	#463 - red eye pattern	Yes	12345
💎	★ StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet Case Hardened (FT)	0.16	#503 - tier 1 pattern with scar	Yes	5555
💎	★ Karambit Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#670 - blue ring & blue playside	Yes	4444
💎	★ Bayonet Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#321 - p4	Yes	2499
💎	★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (BS)	0.77	#829 - p1	Yes	938
🙌	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (FT)	0.22	#89 - tier1 pattern with clean E	5/17/2024	499
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.00004	x4 vox holo kato15 on super low float ak (1/2)	Yes	3999
💛	M4A1-S Cyrex (FN)	0.04	ibuypower holo kato14 above mag + x2 crown foil	Yes	3333
💛	AK-47 Fire Serpent (FT)	0.18	vox holo kato14 on wood + crown foil next position	Yes	3333
💛	AWP Asiimov (FT)	0.29	titan holo kato14 on the scope	Yes	3125
💛	AK-47 Black Laminate (FT)	0.35	x4 kato14 (ibuypower holo on wood, titan, lgb holo, reason)	Yes	2599
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color (FN)	0.042000	x4 dignitas holo col14 (1/1)	Yes	2499
💛	USP-S Stainless (WW)	0.43	titan holo kato14 above handle & x2 titan holo kato15	Yes	2499
💛	StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive (FN)	0.03	dignitas holo col14 on the scope + x3 holo kato14 (vp, dignitas, mystik)	Yes	1666
💛	AK-47 Case Hardened (FT)	0.37	ibuypower holo kato14 above trigger	Yes	1449
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.01	x4 fnatic holo dh14	Yes	749
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💛	AK-47 Fuel Injector (FN)	0.06	x2 flammable Foil (wood and back)	Yes	549
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💛	USP-S Overgrowth (FN)	0.06	crown foil above handle (rare combo)	Yes	279
💛	AWP Sun in Leo (FN)	0.05	crown foil on the scope	Yes	269
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💛	M4A4 Temukau (FN)	0.06	x4 c9 kato15 (1/1)	Yes	179
💛	Souvenir UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (FT)	0.35	titan foil kato14	Yes	169
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate (WW)	0.38	harp of war holo next to wood	Yes	149
💛	StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Conspiracy (FN)	0.03	x4 liquid mlg16	Yes	36
💛	AWP Worm God (MW)	0.11	x3 kato15 (envyus holo on scope * x2 clg)	Yes	22

“Beasts all over the shop…You’ll be one of them, sooner or later…”
The strange Hunter turned around and exhaled. His breath was visible against the night’s air.
He’s bloodlusted. Aegis, I hope you have a plan.
Shimmer saw Elpis step back slightly, with a shocked expression on her face. She shakily raised a claw and pointed at something on the ground.
No. It… it can’t be.
That’s… horrible.
A shattered red jeweled necklace lay strewn across the ground, beside the mangled corpse of the Silkwing.
The Hivewing in front of the three swung his axe to the side. As it was a trick weapon, he was able to change its form on command. The axe had two forms: a shortened form that acted sort of like a sword, and an extended form specialized in crowd control and reach.
He extended his axe and Shimmer heard a low snarl from his throat.
“Do we kill him?” Elpis asked, a hint of fear in her voice.
“We don't have a choice. Steel yourself.” Aegis muttered and brandished his silksabers. The blades gleamed in the soft light of the three moons.
The hunter was taller than all of them, one head taller than Aegis and two taller than Shimmer and Elpis. Black tattered robes clung to him, marking him a Shadowhunter. Blood from tonight’s hunt stained the black fabric, showcasing his expertise and experience in the hunt. He wore a rounded dark-gray hat, and bloodied bandages covered his eyes. Shimmer wondered if he could even see.
Corpses of both beasts and dragons were scattered about the square-shaped courtyard, an equal amount of gravestones breaking up the open space. His teeth were uneven as if he had been eating and chewing rough bones. Blood dripped from his mouth down his neck, and his Hivewing stingers flexed in anticipation.
“Be careful,” Aegis started, “He’s going to use magic. Elpis, don’t use any of yours.” He told the hybrid dragon beside him, and she nodded.
The hunter walked slowly around them, searching for a weakness in their structure, and then spat out a lump of coagulated blood.
“That stench of squalid blood. No beast will be spared.” He half-muttered and half-growled. He tipped his hat respectfully, before lunging at Elpis. She dove to the side, and tried to retaliate with her scythe, but just slightly missed.
This hunter was agile, surprisingly so considering how old he looked. Shimmer gripped the handle of her silkhammer, knowing it wasn’t the time to strike. She stepped backward, seeking cover behind a grave, while Aegis leaped forward with the intent to pierce the frenzied hunter’s heart. Once again, the hunter rolled to the side and sent his axe hurtling towards the smaller Silkwing. Shimmer felt fear grip her heart, but Aegis avoided the blade. He fell back and motioned for Elpis to stay back.
“A sporting hunt. But alas, I’ve forgotten to ask your name.” Aegis growled, and the hunter laughed a sick, disturbing laugh.
“The name’s Gascoigne.” He shot back, and jumped into the air, slamming his axe down where Aegis was a split second ago. Shimmer’s ears rung from the sound of the impact. Her antennae subconsciously curled in defensively.
“Gascoigne. That’s a nice name. I’ll tell Ludwig you were a proud hunter till the end.” Aegis replied and sent his twin blades slicing into the hunter’s thigh. He recoiled, and a gleeful laugh escaped his bloodied mouth.
“Hehe… the sweet stench of blood. Just… just marvelous!” He exclaimed and raised his off-talon towards Aegis.
“Aegis! Get down!” Shimmer called, and a burst of flame erupted from the hunter’s claws across the courtyard. The limited magic the Hivewing had that he was willing to use in this hunt.
Aegis fell back, hissing in pain as a few stray flames singed his tail. The hunter chuckled under his breath, and Elpis took advantage of the opening he had presented her. She thrust the blade of her scythe toward him, opting for its sword form as of now, and the hunter knocked the blow aside. He countered with a kick to the Ice-Hivewing’s ribs, and she was sent to the ground. She coughed up a spurt of blue Icewing blood, and the hunter lifted his axe for a finishing blow.
Shimmer roared out and swung her hammer toward the hunter. The silk connected it to her wrists as it flew through the air, and it hit the hunter square in his side just as his axe was falling. He was sent into the opposite side of the courtyard, coughing and sputtering, but with a faint smirk on his face. Shimmer was in disbelief; how was he not dead?
“Ooh, what’s that smell… the sweet blood, ooh, it sings to me! It's enough to make a dragon sick.” Gascoigne laughed hollowly. He raised his talon, and Shimmer quickly rolled to the side as a ball of flame soared past her horns.
He’s going to turn at this rate.
Shimmer hid under a gravestone as a tree behind her erupted in flames, and Aegis jumped into the air. He beat his four wings ferociously before diving into the hunter. He caught both of Aegis’ horns, and he twisted his head. Aegis fell to the ground, and Gascoigne slashed his axe down across the Silkwing’s leg. Aegis cried out, and Shimmer’s heart ached. She pushed herself up, ignoring the raging fire around her, and she threw her hammer up in the air and aimed it towards the hunter. He narrowly evaded the heavy impact of the stone before Shimmer heard a metal clang behind her.
Elpis, scythe in one talon, approached Gascoigne. She had the little music box in her other.
Elpis played the music box and a song of eerie notes filled the courtyard.
The hunter stumbled back, clawing at his face, and Elpis shot Shimmer a look, her face telling her to make sure Aegis was okay.
Elpis advanced on the struggling hunter, and Shimmer leaped over to her Silkwing partner, who was injured on the ground. She felt tears welling in her eyes, but she knew this wasn’t the time to cry.
“Aegis. Look at me. Look at me.” She repeated, and he lifted his head weakly. His leg had a massive gash in it, but he could probably still walk, just with a limp.
“Ah, Shimmer. I’m alright. I’ll be back in the fight. Go, help Elpis. I’ll join back soon enough.” He groaned, and the pair heard a roar behind them.
Elpis was locked in a duel with Gascoigne, and the hunter’s stray fireballs met with blasts of frostbreath. For the first time in the battle, the hunter had a slight look of fear on his face. Elpis was relentless, her burial blade swiftly countering and stopping any attempt Gascoigne made at advancing. Aegis crawled back and attempted to stand, using a grave for support.
“Shimmer! I can’t hold him for long!” Elpis called, and Shimmer nodded. She took the hammer in her claws and swung it around her side, and in a clockwise circle in the air. It was the perfect counterweight to her body weight. She hoisted it up further into the air and then brought it crashing down onto the hunter.
It struck Gascoigne directly on the spine, and he fell to the ground.
He screamed in pain.
And then, a bright light flashed from his body.
His screams deepened in tone, morphing to be more animalistic. His posture fell forward, and his muscles rippled through his body. He grew in size, and more of his bloodied garb ripped from the size change.
Fur sprouted from seemingly random places on the Hivewing’s body, and his claws extended. His face shifted, his features becoming more and more distorted. His black hat fell to the ground.
The bandages around his eyes stayed, as well as the black-tattered garb that marked him as once a Hunter.
He was no longer a Hunter. Moons above, he wasn’t even a dragon anymore.
He was now a beast.
Shimmer’s heart pounded in her chest. She stared at the transformation for a split second, before reeling in her hammer. She took it in her right talon and dove behind a gravestone, wary of the spreading flames.
Elpis, on the other claw, held her blade in front of her. Shimmer heard a rasping cough escape the Ice-HiveWing’s throat, but she didn’t break her stance.
The beast that was once Gascoigne whipped around toward Elpis, and launched himself at her, with a ferocity Shimmer had never seen even in beasts.
Elpis sidestepped quickly. The beast slammed into the wall with a loud roar, and Shimmer spied Aegis in her peripheral vision struggling to stand. He winced as he stood on his injured leg, but didn’t cry out. He brandished his two blades as the beast charged at him.
“Aegis!” Shimmer cried.
He’s going to get hit. That beast will kill him.
Aegis ignored her, and as soon as the beast was within a wingspan from him he twisted his body in such a way that he narrowly avoided the savage charge. He elegantly sliced his twin blades across the beast’s hide, and the creature howled before rapidly turning to face him.
Shimmer flew into the air. “Get away from him!” She yelled before bringing the weight of her hammer down on the beast. It flattened part of his ribcage, but it seemed impervious to the pain. It did knock him to the ground, though, giving Aegis a moment to cut through what was once two of the hunter’s wings.
The beast quickly got back on its claws before sending a flurry of swipes towards Shimmer. She dodged to the side and readied her hammer for another strike.
That was before the beast kicked her square in her chest, its sharp, ravenous claws digging in and tearing her scales. Shimmer fell back, a slight gasp escaping her mouth, and she stumbled back into the wall. She lost her footing and fell to the ground, and gazed up at the beast locked on her.
“Aegis! Help!” She yelled, and not even a second later her Silkwing partner crashed into the beast. They fell to the ground, grappling with each other before Shimmer heard a familiar song fill the courtyard.
Elpis was cranking the music box, its ominous lullaby breaking up the noise of the fight. The beast stopped attacking Aegis and instead clawed at its face. It growled and screamed in pain, drawing blood from its very own fur and scales.
“Now! Kill it!” She yelled through the song, and Aegis nodded before driving his two blades through the beast’s skull.
They stuck, and the beast roared before throwing him off. It crawled and thrashed about on the ground, clearly not dead, and the two new blades stuck to his head pointed out like new horns.
Now’s my chance.
Shimmer stumbled to her claws and wound her hammer up into the air. With every last bit of her strength, she brought it down on the flailing beast.
It crushed what was left of the hunter.
Silence filled the courtyard, only broken by a few stray notes from the music box, the pained breathing of the three hunters in the area, and the howls and screams from other places in the Hive.
Shimmer breathed a sigh of relief, before collapsing.
I did it. We did it.
Gascoigne was free.
…
“I brought you water.”
Shimmer opened her eyes and found herself in her familiar hospital room.
The morning sun’s rays lit the room, and Shimmer felt very little pain from her chest.
It had been three days since that night.
Shimmer fixed her gaze on the purple-orange Silkwing sitting beside her and smiled.
“Thanks. I’m feeling much better, we should get going to Bloodworm soon. It’s today, remember?” Shimmer asked, and he nodded. Of course, he remembered.
The summons for every hunter to come to Bloodworm Hive. Ludwig, The Holy Blade had requested them all. He no doubt planned an attack. A shame really, the hive was only newly rebuilt. And now it was going to be the site of a horrid, savage warzone.
“I remember. Are you sure you’re feeling okay? Ludwig would understand if you couldn’t come,” Aegis asked, and she spied a hint of worry on his face.
“I’m fine. I need to make sure you don’t do anything stupid. I’ll come.” She sighed and took a sip from the canteen that Aegis had brought. It tasted wonderful, he had put something in to flavor it.
“Honeydew?” She guessed, and Aegis smiled.
“Yep. It’s your favorite, right?” He asked, and she nodded. She opened her arms, and he hugged her tight.
“I love you,” Shimmer whispered in his ear.
“I love you too. I pray to Clearsight that we’ll both be safe today. I can’t bear to lose you.” Aegis replied. He pulled away and gazed out the window.
Shimmer quickly drank the rest of the honeydew-flavored water before getting out of bed. She joined him at the window and was slightly surprised by what she saw.
Almost all of the hunters of Jewel Hive were preparing, some of them already flying in the direction of Bloodworm. They were all sharpening their trick weapons, mixing poisons, or saying goodbye to loved ones.
“We should get going. It’ll be midmorning when we get there, I don’t want to be late.” Shimmer suggested, and Aegis put a wing around her.
“Now? I need to get my stuff, and you do too. Join me at the workshop.” He asked, and she slid her head in the curve of his neck as he led her out of her sick room.
…
Shimmer beat her wings strong and fast against the morning savanna winds.
She saw what looked to be several hundred, maybe even a thousand dragons gathered around a hill. All of them had a colored garb fluttering proudly from their neck. Around ninety percent of the garbs were white, and the rest were black.
They were all different tribes and a fair amount of hybrids were scattered about as well. The gathered hunters were mostly Pantalan, but a good few were from Pyrrhia as well.
Shimmer and Aegis landed a short distance away from the hill, and all around them the sounds of dragons conversing and laughing with each other.
The sun was high in the sky, but it wasn’t quite noon yet.
“You see anyone you recognize?” Aegis asked, and Shimmer shook her head.
“There’s too many dragons here. It’s too much.” She whimpered, and Aegis pulled her close. He knew she didn’t do well in crowds. That was partly why she became a Shadowhunter. To work alone or with no more than a few other dragons.
“You’re safe with me.” He comforted her, and she leaned against him.
She had always hated being with a lot of other dragons. Aegis said it sounded like she had anxiety, which made sense. It didn’t do much to alleviate that fear, though.
None of them are thinking about you. They’re all busy with their own stuff.
Just take deep breaths.
“Do you want to move away? There’s fewer dragons over there,” He asked and pointed a claw across from them.
“…No, no I’m fine.” She whispered, and Aegis sighed.
“Alright. If you want to move, don’t be afraid to ask. I don’t mind it.”
Shimmer shook her head quickly, before the pair heard a loud voice from the top of the hill. They both looked up and saw the legendary hunter himself: Ludwig.
The menacing Nightwing stood proudly, his holy silver sword slung across his shoulder. His partner Memoria stood beside him, her tail twined around his. She had a bored look on her face as she stared at the crowd. The voices of the dragons fell silent, and Shimmer felt like she could breathe again.
The Nightwing’s loud voice echoed through the plain. “Dear Hunters.” He paused, his heroic voice inspiring pride and triumph in Shimmer, even though he had barely started.
“I’m sure all of you know why we’re here. Behind me, Bloodworm Hive stands proud against the horizon. Yet I am more than certain you all know what lies inside.” He paused and pointed his sword toward the dark shape of the Hive.
“Beasts. A few thousand. I think it’s time we put them out of their misery. That is why we are here. A battle of the ages, one that will go down in history. We, the brave heroes, fighting against evil. We will be reveled, we will be honored. We will protect the dragons we hold dear to our hearts, and save those we can yet save.” His speech roused the crowd, and Shimmer felt herself stand a little taller.
“The plan is simple. The Hunters of the Sun will lead the charge from the front. I have already talked to the leaders of the charge. The Shadowhunters will pick the stray beasts off from behind. We will attack at dusk when half the sun is hidden from the eye.” He gestured with his sword at the rising sun, and he extended his wings. His massive wingspan seemed to fill the sky, and Shimmer's heart swelled with pride.
He held his sword up to the heavens, and it transformed. It grew larger, into the shape of a claymore, and it turned a shade of sacred jade. It glowed with an otherworldly light, and the crowd was enamored by the display.
“Now, hunters. Spend the rest of today preparing. The hunt is on tonight. Ludwig, The Holy Blade will be with all of you in spirit.” He bellowed, and the crowd erupted in applause and cheers.
Shimmer saw a proud, triumphant look in Aegis’ eyes, and she felt the same. Ludwig’s blade captivated her. The blade of legend, inspiring all who lay eyes on it.
Ludwig would be with them tonight. The best, the greatest, the strongest hunter ever.
Tonight, the hunters would not know defeat.
Nor would they ever, with Ludwig alive and at their side.
May the good blood guide your way,
Ultima_8

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💎	★ StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet Case Hardened (FT)	0.16	#503 - tier 1 pattern with scar	Yes	5555
💎	★ Karambit Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#670 - blue ring & blue playside	Yes	4444
💎	★ Bayonet Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#321 - p4	Yes	2499
💎	★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (BS)	0.77	#829 - p1	Yes	938
🙌	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (FT)	0.22	#89 - tier1 pattern with clean E	5/17/2024	499
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.00004	x4 vox holo kato15 on super low float ak (1/2)	Yes	3999
💛	M4A1-S Cyrex (FN)	0.04	ibuypower holo kato14 above mag + x2 crown foil	Yes	3333
💛	AK-47 Fire Serpent (FT)	0.18	vox holo kato14 on wood + crown foil next position	Yes	3333
💛	AWP Asiimov (FT)	0.29	titan holo kato14 on the scope	Yes	3125
💛	AK-47 Black Laminate (FT)	0.35	x4 kato14 (ibuypower holo on wood, titan, lgb holo, reason)	Yes	2599
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color (FN)	0.042000	x4 dignitas holo col14 (1/1)	Yes	2499
💛	USP-S Stainless (WW)	0.43	titan holo kato14 above handle & x2 titan holo kato15	Yes	2499
💛	StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive (FN)	0.03	dignitas holo col14 on the scope + x3 holo kato14 (vp, dignitas, mystik)	Yes	1666
💛	AK-47 Case Hardened (FT)	0.37	ibuypower holo kato14 above trigger	Yes	1449
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.01	x4 fnatic holo dh14	Yes	749
💛	AK-47 The Empress (WW)	0.39	x4 gold krakow17 (dosia, pashabiceps, x2 nbk)	Yes	669
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Phantom Disruptor (FN)	0.05	x4 navi holo dh14 (1/1)	Yes	549
💛	AK-47 Fuel Injector (FN)	0.06	x2 flammable Foil (wood and back)	Yes	549
💛	AWP Redline (MW)	0.11	titan kato14 on the scope	Yes	369
💛	USP-S Overgrowth (FN)	0.06	crown foil above handle (rare combo)	Yes	279
💛	AWP Sun in Leo (FN)	0.05	crown foil on the scope	Yes	269
💛	P250 Mehndi (FN)	0.04	x4 kato14 (vp, mousesports, fnatic mystik)	Yes	222
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 Faded Zebra (BS)	0.78	high float - x4 kato14 (3dmax, vox, ldlc, complexity)	Yes	199
💛	M4A4 Temukau (FN)	0.06	x4 c9 kato15 (1/1)	Yes	179
💛	Souvenir UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (FT)	0.35	titan foil kato14	Yes	169
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate (WW)	0.38	harp of war holo next to wood	Yes	149
💛	StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Conspiracy (FN)	0.03	x4 liquid mlg16	Yes	36
💛	AWP Worm God (MW)	0.11	x3 kato15 (envyus holo on scope * x2 clg)	Yes	22

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💎	★ StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet Case Hardened (FT)	0.16	#503 - tier 1 pattern with scar	Yes	5555
💎	★ Karambit Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#670 - blue ring & blue playside	Yes	4444
💎	★ Bayonet Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#321 - p4	Yes	2499
💎	★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (BS)	0.77	#829 - p1	Yes	938
🙌	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (FT)	0.22	#89 - tier1 pattern with clean E	5/17/2024	499
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.00004	x4 vox holo kato15 on super low float ak (1/2)	Yes	3999
💛	M4A1-S Cyrex (FN)	0.04	ibuypower holo kato14 above mag + x2 crown foil	Yes	3333
💛	AK-47 Fire Serpent (FT)	0.18	vox holo kato14 on wood + crown foil next position	Yes	3333
💛	AWP Asiimov (FT)	0.29	titan holo kato14 on the scope	Yes	3125
💛	AK-47 Black Laminate (FT)	0.35	x4 kato14 (ibuypower holo on wood, titan, lgb holo, reason)	Yes	2599
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color (FN)	0.042000	x4 dignitas holo col14 (1/1)	Yes	2499
💛	USP-S Stainless (WW)	0.43	titan holo kato14 above handle & x2 titan holo kato15	Yes	2499
💛	StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive (FN)	0.03	dignitas holo col14 on the scope + x3 holo kato14 (vp, dignitas, mystik)	Yes	1666
💛	AK-47 Case Hardened (FT)	0.37	ibuypower holo kato14 above trigger	Yes	1449
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.01	x4 fnatic holo dh14	Yes	749
💛	AK-47 The Empress (WW)	0.39	x4 gold krakow17 (dosia, pashabiceps, x2 nbk)	Yes	669
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Phantom Disruptor (FN)	0.05	x4 navi holo dh14 (1/1)	Yes	549
💛	AK-47 Fuel Injector (FN)	0.06	x2 flammable Foil (wood and back)	Yes	549
💛	AWP Redline (MW)	0.11	titan kato14 on the scope	Yes	369
💛	USP-S Overgrowth (FN)	0.06	crown foil above handle (rare combo)	Yes	279
💛	AWP Sun in Leo (FN)	0.05	crown foil on the scope	Yes	269
💛	P250 Mehndi (FN)	0.04	x4 kato14 (vp, mousesports, fnatic mystik)	Yes	222
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 Faded Zebra (BS)	0.78	high float - x4 kato14 (3dmax, vox, ldlc, complexity)	Yes	199
💛	M4A4 Temukau (FN)	0.06	x4 c9 kato15 (1/1)	Yes	179
💛	Souvenir UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (FT)	0.35	titan foil kato14	Yes	169
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate (WW)	0.38	harp of war holo next to wood	Yes	149
💛	StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Conspiracy (FN)	0.03	x4 liquid mlg16	Yes	36
💛	AWP Worm God (MW)	0.11	x3 kato15 (envyus holo on scope * x2 clg)	Yes	22

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💎	★ StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet Case Hardened (FT)	0.16	#503 - tier 1 pattern with scar	Yes	5555
💎	★ Karambit Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#670 - blue ring & blue playside	Yes	4444
💎	★ Bayonet Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#321 - p4	Yes	2499
💎	★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (BS)	0.77	#829 - p1	Yes	938
🙌	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (FT)	0.22	#89 - tier1 pattern with clean E	5/17/2024	499
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.00004	x4 vox holo kato15 on super low float ak (1/2)	Yes	3999
💛	M4A1-S Cyrex (FN)	0.04	ibuypower holo kato14 above mag + x2 crown foil	Yes	3333
💛	AK-47 Fire Serpent (FT)	0.18	vox holo kato14 on wood + crown foil next position	Yes	3333
💛	AWP Asiimov (FT)	0.29	titan holo kato14 on the scope	Yes	3125
💛	AK-47 Black Laminate (FT)	0.35	x4 kato14 (ibuypower holo on wood, titan, lgb holo, reason)	Yes	2599
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color (FN)	0.042000	x4 dignitas holo col14 (1/1)	Yes	2499
💛	USP-S Stainless (WW)	0.43	titan holo kato14 above handle & x2 titan holo kato15	Yes	2499
💛	StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive (FN)	0.03	dignitas holo col14 on the scope + x3 holo kato14 (vp, dignitas, mystik)	Yes	1666
💛	AK-47 Case Hardened (FT)	0.37	ibuypower holo kato14 above trigger	Yes	1449
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.01	x4 fnatic holo dh14	Yes	749
💛	AK-47 The Empress (WW)	0.39	x4 gold krakow17 (dosia, pashabiceps, x2 nbk)	Yes	669
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Phantom Disruptor (FN)	0.05	x4 navi holo dh14 (1/1)	Yes	549
💛	AK-47 Fuel Injector (FN)	0.06	x2 flammable Foil (wood and back)	Yes	549
💛	AWP Redline (MW)	0.11	titan kato14 on the scope	Yes	369
💛	USP-S Overgrowth (FN)	0.06	crown foil above handle (rare combo)	Yes	279
💛	AWP Sun in Leo (FN)	0.05	crown foil on the scope	Yes	269
💛	P250 Mehndi (FN)	0.04	x4 kato14 (vp, mousesports, fnatic mystik)	Yes	222
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 Faded Zebra (BS)	0.78	high float - x4 kato14 (3dmax, vox, ldlc, complexity)	Yes	199
💛	M4A4 Temukau (FN)	0.06	x4 c9 kato15 (1/1)	Yes	179
💛	Souvenir UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (FT)	0.35	titan foil kato14	Yes	169
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate (WW)	0.38	harp of war holo next to wood	Yes	149
💛	StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Conspiracy (FN)	0.03	x4 liquid mlg16	Yes	36
💛	AWP Worm God (MW)	0.11	x3 kato15 (envyus holo on scope * x2 clg)	Yes	22

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Type	Name	FV	Info	Tradable	B/O ($)
💎	★ Karambit Case Hardened (BS)	0.83	#463 - red eye pattern	Yes	12345
💎	★ StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet Case Hardened (FT)	0.16	#503 - tier 1 pattern with scar	Yes	5555
💎	★ Karambit Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#670 - blue ring & blue playside	Yes	4444
💎	★ Bayonet Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#321 - p4	Yes	2499
💎	★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (BS)	0.77	#829 - p1	Yes	938
🙌	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (FT)	0.22	#89 - tier1 pattern with clean E	5/17/2024	499
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.00004	x4 vox holo kato15 on super low float ak (1/2)	Yes	3999
💛	M4A1-S Cyrex (FN)	0.04	ibuypower holo kato14 above mag + x2 crown foil	Yes	3333
💛	AK-47 Fire Serpent (FT)	0.18	vox holo kato14 on wood + crown foil next position	Yes	3333
💛	AWP Asiimov (FT)	0.29	titan holo kato14 on the scope	Yes	3125
💛	AK-47 Black Laminate (FT)	0.35	x4 kato14 (ibuypower holo on wood, titan, lgb holo, reason)	Yes	2599
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color (FN)	0.042000	x4 dignitas holo col14 (1/1)	Yes	2499
💛	USP-S Stainless (WW)	0.43	titan holo kato14 above handle & x2 titan holo kato15	Yes	2499
💛	StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive (FN)	0.03	dignitas holo col14 on the scope + x3 holo kato14 (vp, dignitas, mystik)	Yes	1666
💛	AK-47 Case Hardened (FT)	0.37	ibuypower holo kato14 above trigger	Yes	1449
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.01	x4 fnatic holo dh14	Yes	749
💛	AK-47 The Empress (WW)	0.39	x4 gold krakow17 (dosia, pashabiceps, x2 nbk)	Yes	669
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Phantom Disruptor (FN)	0.05	x4 navi holo dh14 (1/1)	Yes	549
💛	AK-47 Fuel Injector (FN)	0.06	x2 flammable Foil (wood and back)	Yes	549
💛	AWP Redline (MW)	0.11	titan kato14 on the scope	Yes	369
💛	USP-S Overgrowth (FN)	0.06	crown foil above handle (rare combo)	Yes	279
💛	AWP Sun in Leo (FN)	0.05	crown foil on the scope	Yes	269
💛	P250 Mehndi (FN)	0.04	x4 kato14 (vp, mousesports, fnatic mystik)	Yes	222
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 Faded Zebra (BS)	0.78	high float - x4 kato14 (3dmax, vox, ldlc, complexity)	Yes	199
💛	M4A4 Temukau (FN)	0.06	x4 c9 kato15 (1/1)	Yes	179
💛	Souvenir UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (FT)	0.35	titan foil kato14	Yes	169
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate (WW)	0.38	harp of war holo next to wood	Yes	149
💛	StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Conspiracy (FN)	0.03	x4 liquid mlg16	Yes	36
💛	AWP Worm God (MW)	0.11	x3 kato15 (envyus holo on scope * x2 clg)	Yes	22

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS NUMEROLOGY DECODE

Since we all know exactly who and what Spongebob is, I am going to do a Numerology decode.
When it comes to Numerology, there are many different things you can look into. I am going to look into the letters, patterns, and Numerology personality numbers.
SPONGEBOB has a personality #6. 6 is the number of compassion, work ethic, criticism, cleanliness, and productivity. In the funny show, we see that Spongebob is a workaholic. He has a 5 destiny number which shapes who you are overall. 5 is connected to youthfulness which explains the silliness of the Spongebob character. He is always laughing and doing things funny. The 5 energy indicates this. 5 also points to people, places, and things that are unique. He has an 8 soul urge which explains his undying ambition and creativity.
We can see that SPONGEBOB has 2 O's which has the numeric energy of 15 and numeric value of 6. 15 is the creative use of energy for productivity. Again, 6 is the number of routine, work ethic and productivity goes with this. This energy is not only his personality number, but also it is within his name. It's really in him.
SPONGEBOB HAS DOUBLE NUMERIC VALUES IN HIS NAME WHICH ARE, 7,6,5, AND 2. This explains why he is able to show his emotions and have moments of sensitivity(2). Very compassionate(2) but also childish and silly(5) and able to come up with plans that work(7). Since these #s has double influence, we must considered what they equal. 7 twice equals 14/5 which shows how he is responsible and can make work fun even though it is a duty(6). 6 twice equals 12/3 which shows his social skills, life, and creativity. Another youthful energy as well. 5 twice equals 10/1 which points to his bravery and capability to take action. 2 twice equals 4 which is home,family,responsibility, and structure on the home front and he would make everyone feel comfortable for the most part.
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Type	Name	FV	Info	Tradable	B/O ($)
💎	★ Karambit Case Hardened (BS)	0.83	#463 - red eye pattern	Yes	12345
💎	★ StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet Case Hardened (FT)	0.16	#503 - tier 1 pattern with scar	Yes	5555
💎	★ Karambit Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#670 - blue ring & blue playside	Yes	4444
💎	★ Bayonet Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#321 - p4	Yes	2499
💎	★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (BS)	0.77	#829 - p1	Yes	938
🙌	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (FT)	0.22	#89 - tier1 pattern with clean E	5/17/2024	499
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.00004	x4 vox holo kato15 on super low float ak (1/2)	Yes	3999
💛	M4A1-S Cyrex (FN)	0.04	ibuypower holo kato14 above mag + x2 crown foil	Yes	3333
💛	AK-47 Fire Serpent (FT)	0.18	vox holo kato14 on wood + crown foil next position	Yes	3333
💛	AWP Asiimov (FT)	0.29	titan holo kato14 on the scope	Yes	3125
💛	AK-47 Black Laminate (FT)	0.35	x4 kato14 (ibuypower holo on wood, titan, lgb holo, reason)	Yes	2599
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color (FN)	0.042000	x4 dignitas holo col14 (1/1)	Yes	2499
💛	USP-S Stainless (WW)	0.43	titan holo kato14 above handle & x2 titan holo kato15	Yes	2499
💛	StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive (FN)	0.03	dignitas holo col14 on the scope + x3 holo kato14 (vp, dignitas, mystik)	Yes	1666
💛	AK-47 Case Hardened (FT)	0.37	ibuypower holo kato14 above trigger	Yes	1449
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.01	x4 fnatic holo dh14	Yes	749
💛	AK-47 The Empress (WW)	0.39	x4 gold krakow17 (dosia, pashabiceps, x2 nbk)	Yes	669
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Phantom Disruptor (FN)	0.05	x4 navi holo dh14 (1/1)	Yes	549
💛	AK-47 Fuel Injector (FN)	0.06	x2 flammable Foil (wood and back)	Yes	549
💛	AWP Redline (MW)	0.11	titan kato14 on the scope	Yes	369
💛	USP-S Overgrowth (FN)	0.06	crown foil above handle (rare combo)	Yes	279
💛	AWP Sun in Leo (FN)	0.05	crown foil on the scope	Yes	269
💛	P250 Mehndi (FN)	0.04	x4 kato14 (vp, mousesports, fnatic mystik)	Yes	222
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 Faded Zebra (BS)	0.78	high float - x4 kato14 (3dmax, vox, ldlc, complexity)	Yes	199
💛	M4A4 Temukau (FN)	0.06	x4 c9 kato15 (1/1)	Yes	179
💛	Souvenir UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (FT)	0.35	titan foil kato14	Yes	169
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate (WW)	0.38	harp of war holo next to wood	Yes	149
💛	StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Conspiracy (FN)	0.03	x4 liquid mlg16	Yes	36
💛	AWP Worm God (MW)	0.11	x3 kato15 (envyus holo on scope * x2 clg)	Yes	22

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Type	Name	FV	Info	Tradable	B/O ($)
💎	★ Karambit Case Hardened (BS)	0.83	#463 - red eye pattern	Yes	12345
💎	★ StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet Case Hardened (FT)	0.16	#503 - tier 1 pattern with scar	Yes	5555
💎	★ Karambit Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#670 - blue ring & blue playside	Yes	4444
💎	★ Bayonet Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#321 - p4	Yes	2499
💎	★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (BS)	0.77	#829 - p1	Yes	938
🙌	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (FT)	0.22	#89 - tier1 pattern with clean E	5/17/2024	499
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.00004	x4 vox holo kato15 on super low float ak (1/2)	Yes	3999
💛	M4A1-S Cyrex (FN)	0.04	ibuypower holo kato14 above mag + x2 crown foil	Yes	3333
💛	AK-47 Fire Serpent (FT)	0.18	vox holo kato14 on wood + crown foil next position	Yes	3333
💛	AWP Asiimov (FT)	0.29	titan holo kato14 on the scope	Yes	3125
💛	AK-47 Black Laminate (FT)	0.35	x4 kato14 (ibuypower holo on wood, titan, lgb holo, reason)	Yes	2599
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color (FN)	0.042000	x4 dignitas holo col14 (1/1)	Yes	2499
💛	USP-S Stainless (WW)	0.43	titan holo kato14 above handle & x2 titan holo kato15	Yes	2499
💛	StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive (FN)	0.03	dignitas holo col14 on the scope + x3 holo kato14 (vp, dignitas, mystik)	Yes	1666
💛	AK-47 Case Hardened (FT)	0.37	ibuypower holo kato14 above trigger	Yes	1449
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.01	x4 fnatic holo dh14	Yes	749
💛	AK-47 The Empress (WW)	0.39	x4 gold krakow17 (dosia, pashabiceps, x2 nbk)	Yes	669
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Phantom Disruptor (FN)	0.05	x4 navi holo dh14 (1/1)	Yes	549
💛	AK-47 Fuel Injector (FN)	0.06	x2 flammable Foil (wood and back)	Yes	549
💛	AWP Redline (MW)	0.11	titan kato14 on the scope	Yes	369
💛	USP-S Overgrowth (FN)	0.06	crown foil above handle (rare combo)	Yes	279
💛	AWP Sun in Leo (FN)	0.05	crown foil on the scope	Yes	269
💛	P250 Mehndi (FN)	0.04	x4 kato14 (vp, mousesports, fnatic mystik)	Yes	222
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 Faded Zebra (BS)	0.78	high float - x4 kato14 (3dmax, vox, ldlc, complexity)	Yes	199
💛	M4A4 Temukau (FN)	0.06	x4 c9 kato15 (1/1)	Yes	179
💛	Souvenir UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (FT)	0.35	titan foil kato14	Yes	169
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate (WW)	0.38	harp of war holo next to wood	Yes	149
💛	StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Conspiracy (FN)	0.03	x4 liquid mlg16	Yes	36
💛	AWP Worm God (MW)	0.11	x3 kato15 (envyus holo on scope * x2 clg)	Yes	22

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💎	★ Karambit Case Hardened (BS)	0.83	#463 - red eye pattern	Yes	12345
💎	★ StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet Case Hardened (FT)	0.16	#503 - tier 1 pattern with scar	Yes	5555
💎	★ Karambit Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#670 - blue ring & blue playside	Yes	4444
💎	★ Bayonet Case Hardened (WW)	0.42	#321 - p4	Yes	2499
💎	★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (BS)	0.77	#829 - p1	Yes	938
🙌	★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (FT)	0.22	#89 - tier1 pattern with clean E	5/17/2024	499
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.00004	x4 vox holo kato15 on super low float ak (1/2)	Yes	3999
💛	M4A1-S Cyrex (FN)	0.04	ibuypower holo kato14 above mag + x2 crown foil	Yes	3333
💛	AK-47 Fire Serpent (FT)	0.18	vox holo kato14 on wood + crown foil next position	Yes	3333
💛	AWP Asiimov (FT)	0.29	titan holo kato14 on the scope	Yes	3125
💛	AK-47 Black Laminate (FT)	0.35	x4 kato14 (ibuypower holo on wood, titan, lgb holo, reason)	Yes	2599
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 In Living Color (FN)	0.042000	x4 dignitas holo col14 (1/1)	Yes	2499
💛	USP-S Stainless (WW)	0.43	titan holo kato14 above handle & x2 titan holo kato15	Yes	2499
💛	StatTrak™ AWP Electric Hive (FN)	0.03	dignitas holo col14 on the scope + x3 holo kato14 (vp, dignitas, mystik)	Yes	1666
💛	AK-47 Case Hardened (FT)	0.37	ibuypower holo kato14 above trigger	Yes	1449
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Slate (FN)	0.01	x4 fnatic holo dh14	Yes	749
💛	AK-47 The Empress (WW)	0.39	x4 gold krakow17 (dosia, pashabiceps, x2 nbk)	Yes	669
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Phantom Disruptor (FN)	0.05	x4 navi holo dh14 (1/1)	Yes	549
💛	AK-47 Fuel Injector (FN)	0.06	x2 flammable Foil (wood and back)	Yes	549
💛	AWP Redline (MW)	0.11	titan kato14 on the scope	Yes	369
💛	USP-S Overgrowth (FN)	0.06	crown foil above handle (rare combo)	Yes	279
💛	AWP Sun in Leo (FN)	0.05	crown foil on the scope	Yes	269
💛	P250 Mehndi (FN)	0.04	x4 kato14 (vp, mousesports, fnatic mystik)	Yes	222
💛	StatTrak™ M4A4 Faded Zebra (BS)	0.78	high float - x4 kato14 (3dmax, vox, ldlc, complexity)	Yes	199
💛	M4A4 Temukau (FN)	0.06	x4 c9 kato15 (1/1)	Yes	179
💛	Souvenir UMP-45 Urban DDPAT (FT)	0.35	titan foil kato14	Yes	169
💛	StatTrak™ AK-47 Red Laminate (WW)	0.38	harp of war holo next to wood	Yes	149
💛	StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Conspiracy (FN)	0.03	x4 liquid mlg16	Yes	36
💛	AWP Worm God (MW)	0.11	x3 kato15 (envyus holo on scope * x2 clg)	Yes	22

you can get the whole entire changelog at https://calamitymod.wiki.gg/wiki/2.0.4.001. i just what i can to reddit
The 2.0.4.001 (or 2.0.4) update rebalanced hundreds of bosses and enemies through health changes and removing several forms of contact damage, implemented Master Mode changes for vanilla bosses, and gave new AI changes to most vanilla bosses. It also rebalanced hundreds of weapons, armors, and debuffs, including tiershifting Depth Cells crafts to post-Leviathan and reworking the Depth Crusher line and most ammos, and fixed several lingering bugs from previous updates.
Additions

• Added Arietes 41, Chronomancer's Scythe, The Dark Master, Lilies of Finality, Nitro Express Rifle, and Teslastaff.
• Added Hallow-Point Round.
• Added Eutrophic Crate, Hydrothermal Crate, Monolith Crate, and Slag Crate.
• Added Activated Auric Panel, Astral Projector, Auric Absorber, Auric Console, Auric Display, Auric Panel, Auric Platform, Auric Reinforced Crate, Auric Repulser Panel, Auric Screen, Auric Server, Auric Terminal, Blue Distorted Monolith, Boss Rush Monolith, Brimstone Lava Fountain, Cirrus Couch, Deep Sea Anchor, Draconic Incense, Exo-Auric Panel, Exo Obelisk, Frigid Monolith, Music Box (Codebreaker), Plague Humidifier, Purple Distorted Monolith, Slab Crab Banner, and Wulfrum Plating Wall.
• Added Desert Nuisance (Young) and Slab Crab.
• Added Crystal Heart Vodka.
• Added the following new sounds:
  • Anahita hit and death sounds, Astrum Aureus laser, flame crystal, teleport, and death sounds, Astrum Deus hit and god ray sounds, Deus Mine explosion, Dragon's Breath's beam of fire starting, Frigidflash Bolt use and projectile death, Perforator Hive spawn sound, Perforator Hive hit, death, blood shot, ichor blob, and worm spawn sounds, small Perforator hit and death sounds, medium Perforator hit and death sounds, large Perforator hit and death sounds, Storm Weaver armor shed and death sounds, Stormlion idle, hit, and death sounds, Stygian Shield dash charge, dash, dash hit, shield throw, and shield catch, Supreme Calamitas summon rumble, Cataclysm and Catastrophe hit and death sounds, and Tears of Heaven use.
• Added Rotdog gores.
• Added a Codebreaker UI option to communicate with Draedon, which appears after defeating the Exo Mechs.
• Added a section in the bestiary displaying NPC vulnerabilities and resistances to debuff types.
• Added buff icons for Betsy's Curse, Celled, Daybroken, Dryad's Bane, Frostbite, Hellfire, and Oiled on the NPC debuff display.
• Added custom text on the world selection screen for Calamity difficulties.
• Added configuration options for removing lava drops from Lava Slimes, and toggling new vanilla textures.
• Added Mod Calls for getting and setting permanent health and mana upgrades, consuming stealth, and adding custom solutions to the Androomba.
• Added support for average, true melee, and rogue damage colors for the Colored Damage Types mod.
• All Calamity bosses now properly scale their health in Master Mode. This should result in lower health overall.
• All vanilla bosses outside of Revengeance Mode can now turn the Calamity Boss Health Bar red when enraged, and gray when gaining a temporary defense boost or invulnerability.
• All bosses no longer use a global scaling contact damage formula based on boss velocity.
  • Aquatic Scourge, Armored Digger, Astrum Deus, Cosmic Guardian, Desert Nuisance, Desert Scourge, The Destroyer, The Devourer of Gods, Eater of Worlds, the Perforators, Storm Weaver, and XM-05 Thanatos now use a different formula for scaling contact damage based on velocity, which scales from half damage to full damage on the head, and 0 to full damage on the body and tail.
• Increased the Early Hardmode Progression Rework's health and damage multiplier from 0.8x to 0.9x for the first mech, and from 0.9x to 0.95x for the second mech in Expert and Master Mode.
• The following bosses no longer enrage based on time in the Don't dig up seed:
  • Astrum Aureus, Astrum Deus, Calamitas Clone, Rev+ The Destroyer, Rev+ Eye of Cthulhu, Providence, Rev+ Skeletron, Rev+ Skeletron Prime, and Rev+ The Twins.
• Buffed most boss contact damage values in Classic Mode:

Aquatic Scourge

• Added a glowmask to toxic cloud projectiles.
• No longer drops Deep Diver.
• Now takes 75% damage from Snowstorm Staff, 60% damage from SHPC, and 50% damage from Adamantite Throwing Axe's lightning and Mounted Scanner.

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Astrum Aureus

• No longer deals contact damage while not jumping.
• Now takes 70% damage from The Ballista's greatarrows instead of 65%.

Astrum Deus

• Can now be summoned at all times in the Don't dig up seed.
• Boosted damage reduction on spawn now smoothly scales down to its normal damage reduction.
• Buffed body damage reduction from 20% to 25%, and tail damage reduction from 30% to 40%.
• No longer takes 80% damage from all sources in phase 1.
• Now takes 80% damage from Cluster Rocket fragments, 65% damage from Icicle Arrows, 45% damage from Flak Kraken, and 30% damage from Charged Blaster Cannon.
• Now takes 40% damage from Aurora Blazer instead of 30%.
• No longer takes 75% damage from Resurrection Butterfly.

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Brain of Cthulhu

• Buffed health from 1500 / 2550 📷 / 3060 📷 / 3251 📷 / 3901 📷 📷 to 1500 / 2550 📷 / 4207 📷 / 3251 📷 / 5364 📷 📷.
• Buffed Creeper's health from 100 / 170 📷 / 187 📷 / 216 📷 / 238 📷 📷 to 100 / 170 📷 / 238 📷 / 216 📷 / 303 📷 📷, and damage from 20 / 36 📷 / 54 📷 / 72 📷 / 90 📷 to 24 / 36 📷 / 66 📷 / 96 📷 / 120 📷.
• Decreased Creeper amount from 25 📷 / 30 📷 to 20 📷 / 30 📷, in the For the worthy seed from 40 to 35, and in Legendary Mode from 50 to 40.
• No longer deals contact damage during phase 1, and Creepers no longer deal contact damage while not charging in all difficulties.
• Creepers now take 25% damage from damaging debuffs.
• Revengeance Mode changes:
  • Decreased enrage scale boost while on the surface, and surface enrage no longer triggers when in front of unsafe Crimstone walls.
  • Increased teleport distance and maximum velocity in phase 1.
  • Creepers now teleport with the Brain when not charging, and have a telegraph when they're about to charge.
  • Increased Creeper velocity, and velocity scales with how many Creepers are alive, but velocity is now less affected by enrage scale.
  • Decreased the maximum time before Creepers return to the Brain, and Creepers now fire blood shots when returning.
  • Increased knockback resistance, and now creates 4 additional clones in the cardinal directions in phase 2.
  • Now starts performing spinning lunges at 80% health instead of 60%, and fires a spread of blood shots during spinning lunges.
  • Now has a smaller spin radius, and waits longer before teleporting after a spinning lunge.
  • Now fires blood shots from 2 directions when below 60% health, and from 4 directions when below 40% health.
  • Now lunges faster, has a smaller delay between spinning lunges, has increased blood shot velocity, and can teleport to the cardinal directions when below 25% health.
  • Now lunges even faster and has an even smaller delay between spinning lunges when below 10% health.
  • Increased minimum backup distance before performing a spinning lunge from 25 tiles to 40.
• Now has more knockback resistance at the start of phase 2, creates 8 more faint illusions, has an even smaller delay before the spinning lunge, lunges even faster, shoots more blood shots in a larger spread, blood shots have increased velocity, Creepers charge even faster based on how many are alive, and Creepers no longer push away from each other in Death Mode.
• Now spawns 30 Creepers, it and Creepers gain a small boost to enrage scale, Creepers have immunity to knockback and less inertia, charge more often, and can charge for longer, and moves faster in phase 1 in Master Mode.
• Now makes Creeper charges predictive, has a faster phase 2 move speed and less inertia, spawns additional Creepers during phase 2, shoots more blood shots in a wider spread, charges at the player longer after spinning lunges, and spinning lunges are predictive in Revengeance Master Mode.

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Brimstone Elemental

• No longer deals contact damage while not directly moving towards the player.
• Nerfed Brimling's knockback resistance from 100% to 50%.

Calamitas clone

• Can now be summoned at all times in the Don't dig up seed.
• No longer deals contact damage while not charging.
• Cataclysmic Construct and Catastrophic Construct now deal half contact damage while not charging, and are now affected by the Boss Health Boost Percentage config option.
• No longer has reduced acceleration while holding a true melee weapon.
• Soul Seekers now have 25% less health and 10% less damage in Master Mode.
• No longer drops Broken Hero Sword.

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Ceaseless Void

• Buffed contact damage from 150 / 300 📷 / 330 📷 / 348 📷 / 450 📷 to 240 / 360 📷 / 396 📷 / 432 📷 / 720 📷.
• No longer deals contact damage during Dark Energy phases.
• Dark Energies now have 25% less health and 10% less damage in Master Mode.
• Dark Energies now take 60% damage from Stellar Torus Staff.

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Crabulon

• Changed health from 3350 / 5360 📷 / 6400 📷 / 8040 📷 / 9600 📷 📷 to 3700 / 5920 📷 / 7040 📷 / 7548 📷 / 8976 📷 📷.
• Buffed Crab Shroom's health from 15 / 30 📷 / 45 📷 to 30 / 60 📷 / 67 📷, and knockback resistance from 25% to 50%.
• Decreased how far above the player it spawns.
• No longer deals contact damage while not jumping.
• Significantly decreased how long it idles before cycling its attack pattern, but hitting it no longer speeds up the idle timer.
• Increased walking speed, and walking speed now increases in higher difficulties.
• Decreased how long it stays in the walking phase and how long it takes to turn around while walking in Revengeance Mode.
• Now spawns 3 Crab Shrooms in Expert Mode instead of 2-3.
• Decreased how high mush bombs aim. Mush bombs are now shot at a faster rate in higher difficulties, and mush bomb speed now increases when below 66% and 33% health.
• Upwards speed, vertical acceleration, and fall speed while moving through tiles now increase in higher difficulties.
• Increased how often it jumps in Expert Mode and Boss Rush.
• Horizontal and vertical speed on jumps now scales based on health in Expert Mode and higher.
• Now spawns falling mushrooms on jumps when below 33% health in Expert Mode.
• Now idles for less time, spawns 4 Crab Shrooms instead of 3, shoots mush bombs lower and mush bombs decelerate less, has a higher horizontal speed while jumping, falls faster when directly above the player during a jump, increased number of falling mushrooms and their velocity, spawns falling mushrooms on every jump when below 66% health, and final jump spawns even more falling mushrooms when below 33% health in Death Mode.
• Crab Shrooms now spawn every 2% of health lost in the For the worthy seed instead of 2.5%.
• Crab Shrooms now have a faster horizontal velocity and a slower vertical velocity in Revengeance and Death Mode.
• Crab Shrooms now have 25% less health and 10% less damage in Master Mode.
• Crab Shrooms now spawn less dust when hit and killed.

Cryogen

• Buffed health from 30,000 / 48,000 📷 / 57,600 📷 / 72,000 📷 / 86,400 📷 📷 to 40,000 / 64,000 📷 / 76,800 📷 / 81,600 📷 / 97,920 📷 📷.
• No longer deals contact damage while not charging.
• Cryogen's Shield no longer deals contact damage unless it is fully opaque.
• Now slows down and spins for 1.5 seconds before charging at the player at the start of phase 6.

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Deerclops

• Nerfed health from 10,000 / 17,000 📷 / 20,400 📷 / 21,675 📷 / 26,010 📷 📷 to 10,000 / 17,000 📷 / 21,675 📷.
• Revengeance Mode changes:
  • Ice spike attack now covers a larger distance when below 50% health.
  • Rubble now appears translucent before dealing damage. Rubble attack now makes rubble fly up faster as health lowers.
  • Shadow hand circle attack now spawns between 5 and 16 hands depending on health instead of always spawning 9, shadow hand rotation is now randomized, and their velocity now scales as health lowers.
  • Number of shadow hands spawned when directly above it now scales between 3 and 10 as health lowers instead of always being 6.
  • Can now despawn if all players are dead.
• Now moves faster, ice spikes last longer, passively spawns shadow hands faster, shadow hands move faster, spawns more rubble in a denser spread, and makes rubble fly up faster and at a faster rate in Death Mode.
• Now spawns even more rubble in an even denser spread, rubber flies up even faster, ice spikes last even longer, spawns more shadow hands in the shadow hand circle attack that have faster velocity, and spawns more shadow hands when directly above it in Revengeance Master Mode.

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Desert Scourge

• Buffed health from 2500 / 4000 📷 / 4800 📷 / 6000 📷 / 7200 📷 📷 to 4200 / 6720 📷 / 8000 📷 / 8568 📷 / 10,200 📷 📷.
• Buffed Desert Nuisance health from 1120 📷 / 1680 📷 📷 to 1500 / 2100 📷 / 2520 📷 / 3150 📷 / 3780 📷 📷.
• Buffed Desert Nuisance's head defense from 2 to 3, body defense from 4 to 5, and tail defense from 7 to 8.
• Decreased total segment count from 26 / 31 📷 / 36 📷 / 41 📷 to 16 / 19 📷 / 22 📷 / 25 📷.
• No longer gains increased size in higher difficulties.
• Increased velocity in all difficulties, but decreased how fast velocity increases as health lowers.
• Head no longer fires spreads of sand blasts.
• Burrow attack timer now only increments if the head is below the player and far enough away, increased the delay between burrow attacks, burrow attack no longer has a shorter delay in Death Mode, and increased speed during the burrow attack. Burrow attack now spawns a visual sand splash when emerging from the ground.
• Increased velocity of sand blasts in the burrow attack, and increased number of sand blasts from 12 / 16 📷 / 20 📷 / 24 📷 / 30 in Boss Rush to 12 / 18 📷 / 21 📷 / 24 📷 / 30 in Boss Rush.
• Decreased enrage scale's boosts to velocity and turn speed.
• Desert Nuisances are no longer summoned at the start of the fight in Revengeance Mode, and instead are summoned at 50% health in Expert Mode. While Desert Nuisances are alive, Desert Scourge is immune to damage and hides underneath the ground.
• Killing one Desert Nuisance now gives the other a slight boost to enrage scale in Revengeance Mode. Both Desert Nuisances always have this boost in Death Mode.
• Now forced to turn around if it gets over 125 tiles away from the player.
• Now gains increased turn speed in Death Mode.
• Now gains increased velocity in For the worthy and Get fixed boi.
• No longer drops Aero Stone.

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The Destroyer

• Boosted damage reduction on spawn now smoothly scales down to its normal damage reduction, and it now has this damage reduction outside of Revengeance Mode.
• Reduced laser spread, and lasers now start slow and accelerate over time while outside of Revengeance Mode.
• Changed laser fire rate to be more random in its timing.
• Decreased red laser On Fire! duration from 4 seconds to 3.
• Buffed red laser damage in Expert Mode from 72 📷 to 96 📷, cursed laser damage from 76 📷 to 108 📷, and electric laser damage from 80 📷 to 116 📷.
• Revengeance Mode changes:
  • Body segments now have a reticle telegraph and glow the color of the laser they will fire before firing.
  • Slightly decreased maximum velocity of lasers.
  • Segments now smoothly transition color when entering the flying phase, and decreased speed in the flying phase.
  • Body segments no longer shoot any projectiles if their Probe has detached.
  • Now gains increased speed and acceleration and shoots lasers faster based on how many Probeless segments there are.
  • Nerfed size modifier from 150% 📷 / 170% 📷 to 120% 📷 / 140% 📷, and in the Get fixed boi seed from 250% to 200%.
• Buffed Probe size modifier in Death Mode from 130% 📷 to 140% 📷.
• Now has higher velocity and acceleration, has a smaller distance before flying towards the player, fires lasers faster as health lowers, lasers move at a higher velocity, and Probes have increased velocity and acceleration in Expert Mode.
• Tightened the spread of head lasers in Death Mode. Head laser spreads can now fire cursed lasers when below 85% health, and electric lasers when below 70% health.
• Now has higher velocity and acceleration, turns around faster, falls faster, has an even smaller distance before flying towards the player, lasers are shot more often and move at even higher velocity, can always fire cursed and electric lasers, Death Mode head laser spreads have more lasers in a wider spread, body segments can regenerate Probes if there are less than 40 alive, Probes have increased velocity and acceleration, and Probes no longer have their laser firing interrupted when hit in Revengeance Master Mode.
• Nerfed Probe's health in Boss Rush from 10,000 to 5000.
• Increased Probe velocity and acceleration in Revengeance Mode and Boss Rush.
• Now takes 75% damage from SHPC, 55% damage from Mounted Scanner, and 50% damage from Adamantite Throwing Axe's lightning, Aftershock's rocks, and Avalanche's ice bombs.
• Now takes 75% damage from Snowstorm Staff instead of 85%.
• No longer takes 85% damage from Mineral Mortar, or 60% damage from Cryophobia.

The Devourer of Gods

• Tail no longer deals contact damage during the phase 2 transition or during its brief invulnerability after a teleport.
• Increased the speed of body lasers.
• Phase 2 transition teleport now occurs on the drop of Universal Collapse instead of the 3 note buildup.
• No longer uses dialogue during Boss Rush.
• Changed the color of the buffed Solar Eclipse status message from orange to yellow.
• Now takes 20% damage from Wave Pounder instead of 60%.
• Cosmic Guardians now have 25% less health and 10% less damage in Master Mode.

Dragonfolly

• No longer deals contact damage while not flying quickly at the player in phase 1 or charging. Dragonfolly deals half contact damage while flying quickly at the player in phase 1.
• Nerfed Draconic Swarmer's knockback resistance from 100% to 85%.

Duke Fishron

• No longer deals contact damage while not charging in all difficulties.
• No longer becomes invincible during phase transitions outside of Revengeance Mode, and instead gains 62.5% damage reduction.
• Sharkrons can no longer be homed in on.
• Nerfed Sharknado damage in Revengeance Mode from 184 📷 to 150 📷.
• Sharknado and Cthulhunado spawners now break when touching water in Revengeance Mode.
• Decreased how long Sharknados and Cthulhunados do not deal damage after spawning from 2 seconds to 1, but they now appear translucent before dealing damage.
• Now charges faster, has a shorter delay between charges, spews Detonating Bubbles faster, spawns sharknados faster, enters phase 2 at 60% health, enters phase 3 at 25% health, Cthulhunado spawners always move at maximum speed, and Cthulhunados and their Sharkrons are larger in Master Mode.
• Now starts in phase 3 which lasts until 90% health, enters phase 3 at 30% health, starts his final attack pattern at 10% health, Detonating Bubbles are immune to damage, chase for longer, and push away from each other, and spawns Detonating Bubbles during charges in his final attack pattern in Revengeance Master Mode.
• Now takes 120% damage from The Hive's plague bees.

Eater of Worlds

• Decreased number of segments in Revengeance and Death Mode from 79 📷 / 69 📷 to 64 📷 / 59 📷. This nerfs overall health from 11,725 / 17,640 📷 / 23,226 📷 / 20,286 📷 / 22,464 📷 / 29,388 📷 📷 / 25,668 📷 📷 to 11,725 / 17,640 📷 / 18,816 📷 / 17,346 📷 / 22,464 📷 / 23,808 📷 📷 / 21,948 📷 📷.
• Vile spit now inflicts Brain Rot for 3 seconds. It also always inflicts Weak for 1 second, with a 50% chance to inflict it for 2 seconds, a 20% chance to inflict it for 12 seconds, and a 10% chance to inflict it for 1 minute.
• Revengeance Mode changes:
  • Splitting segments now regain health based on overall health.
  • Surface enrage no longer triggers when in front of unsafe Ebonstone walls.
  • Now always fires vile spit instead of only firing them below 90% health, and fire rate now increases as its health lowers.
  • Now starts firing cursed fireballs when below 80% health instead of 75%, cursed fireballs always inflict Cursed Inferno for 1 second, fire rate now gets slower as health lowers, and Death Mode no longer increases fire rate.
  • Slightly increased velocity given when a new head spawns, but it now only gains this velocity if far enough away from the player.
  • Now gains increased speed and acceleration when below 20% health instead of 10%.
  • Increased speed and acceleration boosts given when below 40% and 20% health.
• Slightly decreased its maximum falling speed, heads now push away from each other, and fires shadowflame fireballs instead of cursed fireballs in Death Mode.
• Now moves and accelerates faster, starts flying at a smaller distance, and shoots vile spit twice as fast in Master Mode.
• Now spawns as 4 smaller worms, gains an extra 6 📷 / 3 📷 segments, always fires cursed fireballs and has its first speed and acceleration boost, gains a quick burst of speed and accelerates its cursed fireball timer when a head is hit, gains its second speed and acceleration boost at 50% health instead of 20%, gains additional boosts to speed and acceleration at 10% and 5% health, and predicts the player's movement below 5% health in Revengeance Master Mode.
• Initial damage reduction in Boss Rush now smoothly scales down from 99% to 80%, and decreased aggression in Boss Rush.
• No longer takes 70% damage from Jester's Arrows.

Empress of Light

• No longer deals contact damage while not charging, and no longer becomes immune to damage while charging in all difficulties.
• Now gains 57.5% damage reduction during the sun dance, and 99% damage reduction when reaching the phase 2 threshold but not in phase 2 in all difficulties.
• Increased how far away she hovers during attacks in all difficulties.
• Buffed rainbow bolt and everlasting rainbow damage from 100 / 140 📷 / 160 📷 / 176 📷 / 234 📷 to 100 / 152 📷 / 172 📷 / 192 📷 / 234 📷, sun dance damage from 120 / 160 📷 / 184 📷 / 200 📷 / 270 📷 to 120 / 180 📷 / 204 📷 / 228 📷 / 270 📷, and lance damage from 130 / 120 📷 / 140 📷 / 176 📷 / 234 📷 to 130 / 196 📷 / 216 📷 / 236 📷 / 288 📷.
• Projectiles no longer gain damage in phase 2.
• All projectiles and charges now inflict Nightwither while not enraged and Holy Flames while enraged, instead of at nighttime or daytime.
• Decreased Nightwither or Holy Flames duration from charges from 5.33 seconds to 4, from sun dance from 3.33 seconds to 3, from everlasting rainbow from 2.67 seconds to 2, and from rainbow bolts and lances from 2 seconds to 1.
• Decreased how long rainbow bolts home, and they no longer deal damage before homing, but they now accelerate quicker, have a higher maximum velocity, and rapidly accelerate after they stop homing.
• Everlasting rainbows no longer deal damage for 1 second after spawning.
• Decreased her attack cooldown after charges in Revengeance Mode.
• Straight lance attack now additionally spawns lances from the opposite direction.
• Can now enter a "phase 3" when below 15% health. In phase 3, she has 20% less defense, has a higher chance to skip ahead an attack in her pattern, replaces the second and seventh attacks in her pattern with a charge and lance walls respectively, rainbow bolts are spawned slower but there are twice as many, charges faster, spawns twice as many lances, straight lance attack spawns lances from the opposite direction faster, spawns rainbow bolts during the everlasting rainbow attack, spawns more lances in lance walls, lance wall directions are randomized, lance walls are more spread out, and spawns twice as many rainbow bolts during the stationary version of the attack..
• Now enters phase 2 at 60% health in Expert Mode and Revengeance Mode.
• Now has a smaller delay between attacks, has a higher chance to skip ahead an attack in Revengeance Mode, rainbow bolts move and accelerate faster, lances spawn more often and in a wider area, everlasting rainbows move and accelerate faster, enters phase 2 at 70% health, enters phase 3 at 30% health, and lance walls in phase 3 have a smaller distance between lances in Master Mode.
• Now takes 75% damage from Abyss Blade's projectile.

Exo Mechs

• Added Signal Received as a new ambience theme before the fight.
• Changed the sound used when hovering over Artemis and Apollo's choice icon.
• Nerfed Apollo's rocket damage in Expert Mode from 476 📷 to 468 📷.
• Thanatos' Gamma Disintegration Beam and its side lasers are now blue instead of red. Laser telegraph and head glowmask now smoothly scale from red to blue as the beam charges up.
• Gamma Disintegration Beam now inflicts Miracle Blight for 4 seconds instead of Brimstone Flames for 3 seconds, and side lasers now inflict Miracle Blight for 2 seconds instead of Brimstone Flames for 1.5 seconds.
• Ares now takes 80% damage from Rancor.
• Ares no longer takes 85% damage from The Enforcer's essences flames or Murasama.
• Thanatos resist changes:
  • Now takes 75% damage from Mirror of Kalandra's Paradoxica minion, 70% damage from Ultima's beams, and 35% damage from Stellar Torus Staff.
  • Now takes 65% damage from Prismatic Breaker's laser beam instead of 70%, and 50% damage from Rancor instead of 60%.
  • Now takes 80% damage from The Anomaly's Nanogun's right click bombs instead of 65%.
  • No longer takes 70% damage from Pulse Rifle.

Eye of Cthulhu

• Buffed health from 3000 / 3900 📷 / 4680 📷 / 4972 📷 / 5967 📷 📷 to 3000 / 3900 📷 / 5460 📷 / 4972 📷 / 6961 📷 📷.
• Changed contact damage from 15 / 30 📷 / 40 📷 / 60 📷 / 51 📷 to 24 / 30 📷 / 40 📷 / 50 📷 / 50 📷.
• Buffed Servant of Cthulhu health from 8 / 12 📷 / 15 📷 to 8 / 12 📷 / 48 📷 / 15 📷 / 61 📷 📷.
• No longer deals contact damage while hovering above the player or slowing down after a charge in phase 1. Now deals half contact damage while hovering above the player, slowing down after a charge, or when lining up a horizontal charge in phase 2. These changes apply to all difficulties.
• Revengeance Mode changes:
  • Decreased how many Servants of Cthulhu can be alive at once from 12 📷 to 4 📷 in phase 1, 4 📷 / 3 📷 in phase 2, and 3 📷 / 1 📷 when below 15% 📷 / 10% 📷 health.
  • Servants of Cthulhu now gain increased velocity and acceleration while enraged, and now push away from each other.
  • Now fires blood shots if at the maximum number of Servants.
  • Increased charge speed, and successive charges now increase in speed, but it now backs away to at least 20 tiles of distance before charging if too close to the player.
  • Now enters phase 2 at 60% health instead of 75%.
  • Now fires spreads of 3 blood shots while hovering above the player, and inflicts Bleeding for 3 seconds on contact in phase 2.
  • Now starts performing chain dashes and horizontal dashes at 30% health, instead of chain dashes at 65% health and horizontal dashes at 40% health.
  • Now performs less chain dashes before a horizontal dash when below 15% 📷 / 20% 📷 health.
• Now hovers above and charges at the player faster in both phases, spawns Servants faster, shoots Servants and blood shots at a faster velocity, charges four times instead of three, has decreased charge delay as its health lowers, has a faster phase 2 transition, and lines up closer to the player during horizontal charges in Death Mode.
• Now gains a small boost to its enrage scale, has increased Servant velocity, and enters phase 2 at 75% health in Master Mode.
• Now spawns Servants even faster, can spawn stronger Bloodletting Servants that charge at the player, switches between attacks faster, has increased blood shot velocity, has a smaller delay between charges, fires 4-5 blood shots in a wider spread in phase 2, starts performing chain dashes and horizontal dashes at 40% health, has a chance to do two consecutive horizontal dashes, and spawns less Servants below 20% 📷 / 15% 📷 health in Revengeance Master Mode.
• Increased Servant spawn rate in the For the worthy seed.
• Extra blood shots in Legendary Mode now travel faster and are shot more rapidly.

Golem

• Buffed body health from 30,000 / 45,000 📷 / 54,000 📷 / 57,375 📷 / 68,850 📷 📷 to 30,000 / 45,000 📷 / 67,500 📷 / 57,375 📷 / 86,062 📷 📷.
• Buffed head health from 20,000 / 30,000 📷 / 36,000 📷 / 38,250 📷 / 45,900 📷 📷 to 20,000 / 30,000 📷 / 45,000 📷 / 38,250 📷 / 57,375 📷 📷.
• Buffed body fireball damage in Classic and Expert Mode from 58 / 116 📷 to 72 / 132 📷, laser damage from 56 / 112 📷 to 80 / 140 📷, head fireball damage from 48 / 94 📷 to 60 / 120 📷, and inferno bolt damage from 64 / 128 📷 to 88 / 156 📷.
• Attached head no longer deals contact damage, body no longer deals contact damage while not jumping, and fists no longer deal contact damage while not punching in all difficulties.
• Fireballs and lasers no longer gain damage as its health lowers.
• Revengeance Mode changes:
  • No longer enrages if the head does not have line of sight with the player.
  • Decreased vertical jump velocity, but increased horizontal jump velocity.
  • Increased fist punch and return speed, and they no longer take knockback while above 50% health.
  • Increased fireball and laser velocity from the head.
  • Increased velocity of fireballs spawned when landing from a jump after the head is killed.
  • Increased free head's speed and acceleration, overall making its movement more rigid. Increased how long it takes to switch positions at lower health.
  • Free head can no longer fire projectiles if too close to the player.
  • Inferno bolts from the head now use yellow dust instead of orange, and now additionally emit spark particles.
• Now makes fists punch more frequently, lasers have a higher velocity, jumps more frequently and with a higher horizontal velocity, and falls faster in Master Mode.
• Now spawns with 4 fists, fists have a random punch delay, fists spawn explosions when punching, shoots 2 fireballs which increases to 3 after the fists are killed, gains a new jump attack where he rises above the player before slamming down on them and firing lasers, spawns more fireballs when landing from a jump after the head is killed that have higher velocity, freed head moves faster and always has its final movement pattern, freed head lasers travel at different speeds, and freed head can always fire inferno bolts in Revengeance Master Mode.

again this isn't everything, but have fun with the new update guys