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2024.06.01 11:13 yadavvenugopal Top 10 Movies to Watch When Working From Home

Top 10 Movies to Watch When Working From Home
Working from home has become the de facto standard for companies these days which means things might get monotonous for you folks at times. In case you have a spot of time on your hands while taking a break, here are the top 5 movies to watch while working from home:

Top 10 Movies to Watch When Working From Home

1. Trading Places (1983)

I gleaned the plot of this entire movie with just a single easter egg from the movie "Coming to America" starring Eddie Murphy. I'm not saying the plot of Trading Places is that simplistic, but the movie was that popular and well-executed.
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This movie revolves around two wealthy commodities brokers who run a social experiment on two people from different strata of society to settle the nature and nurture debate. Unbeknownst to them the two subjects of the experiments have plans of their own to turn the tide in their favor.
Ralph Bellamy and Don Ameche play the role of the Duke brothers, the steel-hearted multi-millionaires who think it fun to play around with the lives of Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy as Lois Winthorpe and Billy Ray Valentine.
There is a lot of buddy comedy material, a cliche yet, well-done storyline, and an expected redemptive story arc.

2. Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

In case you ever feel like taking a personal day off work, this is the perfect movie to watch. The plot here revolves around a slacker who fakes being sick to go on a joy ride through the city.
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Mathew Broderick plays the role of Ferris Bueller who convinces his best friend and girlfriend to play hooky while going on an elaborate adventure. There's juvenile behavior, childish pranks, great music, and one awesome Star Wars reference.
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There have always been theories of Ferris being the split personality persona of his best friend Cameron played by Alan Ruck. Another theory speculates that it is actually Cameron's fever dream, imagining the whole day while being sick at home.
This movie is part of pop culture and is hinted at in the Deadpool movie end credits as well.
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3. Tommy Boy (1995)

One of the better movies by David Spade, Tommy Boy is a buddy comedy with a Laurel and Hardy dynamic, graced by the comedic stylings of Chris Farley.
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Chris Farley plays Tommy Callahan III an easygoing goofball who rides on his industrialist father's (Big Tom) coat-tails until he dies unexpectedly thrusting the son into an unwelcome position of responsibility.
Meanwhile, Tommy gets a stepbrother in the form of Richard played by David Spade. As fate would have it, Tommy and Richard need to join forces to save Big Tom's manufacturing plant by getting a big sale order.
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Tommy recognizes Richard's finely tuned people skills and puts them to work in procuring a massive sales order to save his father's manufacturing plant and legacy. The movie is a fun-filled road trip that sees the step-brothers forming an unbreakable bond while battling a common problem.
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4. Office Space (1999)

The dry humor in this movie is as applicable today as it was when it was released. The employees are frustrated, the boss is a gigantic douche, and growth prospects are non-existent.
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This is not a movie that goes with the laugh track approach wherein the comedy is obvious like in Horrible Bosses. Dark humor is employed in this movie. If you are feeling frustrated at work, then this movie might be highly cathartic for you.
All employees are seething with contempt for their jobs, workplaces, and everything related to those aspects. It is incredibly funny and reminds you of Dilbert comic strips.
Violence against people is not funny. Violence against malfunctioning technology however can be very entertaining as seen below. One of the central themes of the movie is the faulty printer that jams and swallows essential documents at crucial times.
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This is what inspires the trio of employees in this movie to vent their pent-up anger against an inanimate object as if it messed up on purpose. You can see how this plays out in the images given below where they take the evil printer to an isolated location and take turns eviscerating it.
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This movie has been a cult classic for quite some time with references to it in pop culture. Anyone who has watched The Mandalorian will know the reference to TPS reports by Bill Burr in one of the episodes.

5. Being John Malkovich (1999)

One of the most John Malkovich of all Malkovich movies is undoubtedly Being John Malkovich. This movie has the titular actor playing a fictionalized version of himself although the more you watch the more you feel this is him in real life.
John Cusack plays a failing puppeteer who finds a physical door that leads into the mind of the actor John Malkovich after which you can experience life in the actor's body.
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You BECOME John Malkovich.
Catherine Keener plays Cusack's love interest Maxine and Cameron Diaz plays the third locus in this love triangle. There is also a cameo by Charlie Sheen which is interesting.
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The sheer absurdity of the movie makes it funny at the beginning, but as the film progresses relationships get knotted with each other, taking a really dark turn. This is a movie that needs to be experienced without a plot summary giving things up.
However, Catherine Keener takes on movies relating to mind control such as in Jordan Peele's Get Out and Brad Bird's Incredibles 2. For some reason, this sends a chill down my spine - does she know something we all don't?

6. School of Rock (2003)

One of my all-time favorite movies is this Jack Black vehicle that feels like his personality made into a movie. Jack Black plays Dewey Finn, a wannabe rockstar who is down on his luck and living with a dweebish roommate Ned Schneebly played by Mike White.
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When Finn gets kicked out of his band, he stumbles upon an opportunity to impersonate his roommate as a substitute teacher at a private school for substantial money. As he goes about pretending to be a teacher he finds that the kids in his class have exceptional musical abilities that he immediately plans on exploiting for money.
However, while chasing money, Finn forms a genuine bond with his students, helps them overcome their challenges, and finds his purpose in life.
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This movie has great music, an amazing comedic cast, and original songs, and one of the few to have inspired a successful musical and a not-so-successful series.
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7. Yes Man (2008)

A down-on-his-luck man sinking into a self-destructive spiral of despair and negativity comes across a self-help program that changes his life. Jim Carrey's overacting is put to good use in this movie where Carrey learns to say YES to everything in his life - to hilarious effect.
The images given below show the moments when Carrey is introduced to the concept of saying yes, when he meets the semi-cult self-help leader, and when he is taking action as a Yes Man. ( Saying yes to all that life has to offer)
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What will you learn from this movie:
  • All skills you pick up from random workshops will be directly useful in everyday situations ( Re: Slumdog Millionaire)
  • Take things literally at first when attending a self-help workshop
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8. Up in the Air (2009)

George Clooney at his dramatic best is something you wouldn't wanna miss. As an instance of the old ushering in the young at a corporate workplace, this is insightful and entertaining at the same time.
Clooney serves as a contrast against the vulnerability of a corporate drone while being considerate to the people he fires - for a living. The tables are turned however when a young ivy-leaguer decides that the company needs a makeover.
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The whole movie is about Clooney training his replacement and getting a dose of his bitter medicine in the process.
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The cinematography is great in this movie, with beautiful aerial shots and stills portraying silence and contemplation. They explore loneliness and self-discovery in Up in the Air.
This is a quiet movie with a slow pace and great acting. You get to see many metaphors play out throughout the movie.

9. Horrible Bosses (2011)

Taking the a**hole boss stereotype to the max, Horrible Bosses is a laugh riot with a lot of physical comedy and dirty jokes aplenty. Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, and Charlie Day play Nick, Kurt, and Dale, the hapless employees with a monstrous boss.
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The comedy in this movie is due to the great chemistry shared by the three actors shown below. They always end up quarreling and at each other's throats, but make it through dire straits through sheer dumb luck.
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Anyone looking for a whole load of laughs will find this movie delightful, with Jamie Foxx, Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Aniston, and Julie Bowen adding to the comedy.
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10. The Intern (2015)

Nancy Meyers always makes pleasant movies, leaving you feeling all warm and fuzzy by the end. This movie is no exception with Robert De Niro playing a man (Ben) who thinks that "he still has music left in him," and Anne Hathaway playing the role of a young CEO (Jules) running a growing e-commerce start-up.
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The movie brings both the actors together by having DeNiro volunteer as a Senior (Citizen) Intern at Hathaway's company. De Niro and Hathaway form an unlikely bond that enriches their lives and watching this happen onscreen is a genuine joy.
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You also get memorable performances from comedy regulars such as Adam Devine, and Zack Pearlman, and a great cameo by Rene Russo. One of the cutest actors in this movie is JoJo Kushner playing the adorable child of the CEO and she does an amazing job, adding to how warm and fuzzy the movie makes you feel.

Is it OK to watch TV while working from home?

Now, this is an interesting question. The purpose of this post is not to make you drop all you're doing and start streaming content.
In case you are on a break from work (Lunch/Tea) or experiencing unexpected downtime, then it's good to have a backup playlist of movies. You can stream a show or watch part of a movie when you are taking a break from work tasks.
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What should I binge-watch while working from home?

If you are working from home, then I would advise you not to binge anything during work hours and even during your off-time. Binging content means spending more than an hour of your time watching consecutive episodes of a show or two complete movies back to back.
Binge-watching is best done over the weekend when there's no other good alternative such as hanging out with your friends.
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First published on 10th November 2021 and updated 1st June 2024
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2024.06.01 09:02 SEND_ME_UR_DRAMA VCT 2024 — Masters Shanghai / Playoffs — Day 3 / Live Discussion Thread

VCT 2024 — Masters Shanghai / Playoffs — Day 3 / Live Discussion Thread

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Masters Shanghai is an international event featuring the top three teams from each of the four international leagues. Players compete for a $1,000,000 prize pool.

Information

Coverage: Liquipedia VLR.gg THESPIKE rib.gg
Official Information: Website VCT 2024 Masters Shanghai
Event Resources: Event Photography Playlist
General Resources: VCT Rules and Policies Global Contract Database subreddit guide to VALORANT Esports
Event Information:

Schedule — Swiss Day 4

Type Match * CST/PHT (Tournament Time Zone) EDT BRT CEST JST/KST
Lower Round 1 (Elimination) FUT Esports (EMEA #3) vs FNATIC (EMEA #1) 4:00 PM 4:00 AM 5:00 AM 10:00 AM 5:00 PM
Lower Round 1 (Elimination) Edward Gaming (China #1) vs Paper Rex (Pacific #1) 7:00 PM 7:00 AM 8:00 AM 1:00 PM 8:00 PM
Check here for times in your area

Streams

Participants — 8 Teams

Americas EMEA Pacific China
100 Thieves FNATIC Paper Rex EDward Gaming
G2 Esports Team Heretics Gen.G Esports FunPlus Phoenix
Leviatán FUT Esports T1 Dragon Ranger Gaming

Broadcast Talent

Hosts & Interviewers Commentators Analysts Observers
Alex "Goldenboy" Mendez Seth "Achilios" King Mimi "aEvilcat" Wermcrantz David "prius" Kuntz
Yinsu "Yinsu" Collins Clinton "Paperthin" Bader Beatriz "kaquka" Alonso Heather "sapphiRe" Garozzo
Mika "Mikafabs" Fabella Doug "EsportsDoug" Cortez Alberto "Tiie" Chavez Benitez
Salome "Soe" Gschwind-Repp Andrej "babybay" Francisty Nicholas "Yehty" Tesolin
Victoria "Chubbyninja" Cheng

Format

  • Swiss Stage (May 23-27):
    • 8 teams play in a Swiss System, where teams play opponents with the same record as them
      • For first matchup, 2nd seeds were drawn against 3rd seeds
    • Teams with two wins advance, teams with two losses are eliminated
    • All matches are Bo3
  • Playoffs (May 30-June 9):
    • 8 team double elimination bracket
      • 4 teams from Swiss Stage
      • 4 1st seeds
    • All matches are Bo3 except Lower Bracket Final and Grand Final
    • Lower Bracket Final and Grand Final are Bo5

Results

$1,000,000 USD are spread among the teams as seen below:
Place $ USD Team
1st 🥇 $350,000
2nd 🥈 $200,000
3rd 🥉 $125,000
4th $75,000
5th – 6th $50,000
5th – 6th $50,000
7th – 8th $35,000
7th – 8th $35,000
9th - 10th $25,000 Leviatán
9th - 10th $25,000 FunPlus Phoenix
11th - 12th $15,000 Dragon Ranger Gaming
11th - 12th $15,000 T1
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2024.06.01 07:10 yxkuo Hacks S3E9 Recap and Thoughts (Long Read)

Apologies for the absolutely insane number of words, got carried away trying to compensate for being slower than usual with my recap.
The cold open for the finale has a nice little parallel to the cold open in S1E2, which similarly has Deborah walk in to Marty who’s in a somewhat compromising position with his trainer to deliver good news, although in this case her news is something they both celebrate, rather than a win she uses to gloat over Marty
Even though she’s in a much less combative place with Marty, Deborah still isn’t willing to admit that she came over to tell him the news in person and insists that she’s only there to return the key, showing the limited extent to which she is willing to open up even to people she’s known for a long time.
Deborah and Marty doing the tango together to basically celebrate the news is quite cute and a fun way to kick off the episode
I do think it’s kind of sweet that Kathy is quite looking forward to Deborah’s visit, and J Smith Cameron plays up Kathy’s somewhat childlike excitement at this during the opening of the phone call
Nice to see Deborah making an effort to follow up after inviting Kathy for Christmas, committing to a sister’s weekend is a not insignificant step although it also becomes clear that she’s not 100% committed to it. Waiting for Kathy to call and then tell her there’s a change in plans instead of just straight up telling her isn’t a particularly nice thing to do
Deborah has a weird look on her face when Kathy brings up her parents at the mausoleum, which I initially thought was because she didn’t really like to reflect on the past, although on a rewatch it becomes clear it’s because she knows the truth about the mausoleum.
“She’s pivoting into being an adult” Found the way Kayla phrased this part of the child star to adult actor experience to be very funny. I guess the Bella Donaldson character is supposed to be a reference to people like Zendaya, Zac Efron and Selena Gomez (Cannes Best Actress winner!!???), Disney child stars who are trying to shed their past image and be taken as serious adult actors to varying degrees of success. Also the bit about getting awards buzz for an Aronofsky movie feels a bit like what happened/ was projected to happen with Sadie Sink and The Whale
Deborah watching her old Late Night tape and Ava seeing her do that is a nice callback to and reversal of S1E3, where it was Ava watching Deborah’s tape and discovering more about her past
I love Hannah Einbinder’s simple but sincere delivery of “I knew you would” as Ava, and the way Jean Smart lets just the tiniest smile play across Deborah’s lips in response to Ava’s belief in her
Ava being able to only write stuff for Deborah’s Late Night show and not any actual material of her own shows that even though it’s been a year plus since the S2 Finale she still has the same issue of Deborah being “the one with all the stories. What do I even have to say?”
Ava’s voice going up endearingly high when she says “This is gonna be amazing” is very cute, what a touching and lovely scene between Deborah and Ava showing the respect and admiration they have for each other. I’m sure that will continue for the rest of the finale!
How does a safe in the floor of the pool even work lol
Very fun comedy freaking out by Mark Indelicato as Damien, him becoming hysterical at the thought of becoming the new Marcus is hugely entertaining.
According to Hannah Einbinder and Jean Smart on Variety’s Award Circuit podcast, thy did shoot a scene for this episode where Marcus does tell Deborah that he’s leaving but it was cut from the episode. Honestly not sure what role Marcus will play next season and curious to see what the writers will do since it seems he’s going on a very different plotline than the rest of the show. If this was another show I’d say he’s being written out but from interviews and other behind the scenes material the cast and showrunners are fairly tight knit, so I’d imagine they’ll find a way which makes sense for Marcus to continue being around
Between this guest appearance as Bella Donaldson and the release of Lisa Frankenstein and Abigail, Kathryn Newton is quietly having a pretty cool 2024. She absolutely nails the passive-aggressive “nice” girl type that she’s asked to play here. Also the Zack and Cody mention is kind of neat since Newton starred along with Cole Sprouse in Lisa Frankenstein earlier this year, while the goat demon movie mentioned might possibly be a nod to Newton’s affinity for the horro horror adjacent genre?
Quite like this Jimmy/Kayla B plot, allows Meg Stalter to show a different/more emotional side to Kayla who’s usually just the very fun comedic relief. Her smiling nicely and trying to politely ward off Bella’s passive-aggressive “niceness” is such a deeply human character beat.
Deborah Margesson doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as Deborah Vance, so I guess that’s why she didn’t go back to her maiden name after the divorce.
Deborah moving her parent’s remains to Vegas and not telling Kathy for twenty plus years is absolutely deranged behaviour. “It was a corner plot” and “I used my art shipper!” are ridiculously bad responses to the situation, this being the last straw for Kathy is very understandable. Although in Deborah’s defence I guess the fact that she was willing to accompany Kathy to the mausoleum for what she knows to be a completely empty gesture is her deranged way of showing care for her sister and not wanting to hurt her feelings.
Also in hindsight Deborah lying to/not telling Kathy about their parents to avoid hurting her feelings and any conflict is good foreshadowing since that pretty much turns out to be what she does regarding Ava and the head writer job
Deborah’s look of absolute disdain/confusion after hearing the “going to the hardware store for milk” line is gold from Jean Smart
I think Kathy’s reaction to Deborah here and deciding that she’s had enough of her BS and not wanting to put herself through even more hurt in attempting to maintain a relationship is completely reasonable, really liked J Smith Cameron’s work here, as well as Jean Smart playing Deborah’s silent acceptance of this relationship blowing up yet again
Deborah standing alone in the mausoleum is a great shot
Kathy’s reaction to Deborah’s BS here serves as a great contrast to how Ava deals with Deborah’s BS later on in the episode, it truly takes someone special/equally deranged to want to continue being with Deborah despite all her flaws and the hurt she causes to those around her. To use some internet parlance, Kathy is unwilling to put up with Deborah’s freak, while Ava ends up being more than willing to match Deborah’s
Lewis Benton/ fake John Oliver’s line to Ava about her being the hardest-working person in the office is a nice reminder of how working with Deborah has changed Ava for the better in some ways by giving her a stronger work ethic
“Maybe our paths will cross again” Just speculating here, and maybe this would be too inside baseball of a storyline for a show that initially at least was about two people on the “outside” of the entertainment industry, but might there be a future storyline of Deborah competing against fake John Oliver for an Emmy? A recent Emmy rule change starting from the Emmys earlier this year means that Oliver no longer competes with the more traditional Late Night shows like Colbert, Kimmel, Meyers, The Daily Show etc prior to that this had been the case for the past ten or so years
Kayla being the funny one growing up as a defense mechanism against bullies like Bella is such a great character detail on the part of the writers, makes so much sense and explains so much about Kayla’s outlook and attitude
This conflict is so great because both Jimmy and Kayla do have a point. Obviously Jimmy standing up for Kayla who’s being bullied is a good thing for him to do as a friend, but Kayla’s also not wrong in feeling that Jimmy is kind of ignoring her work and being a bit patronising. Really liked how Meg Stalter plays Kayla’s hurt feelings in this scene, it’s a well-executed emotional beat for a generally comedic character. And this continues the throughline about whether Jimmy has what it takes/enough stones and guts to be in the business which was also seen in the back part of S2
Quite liked the scene between Deborah and Biff Cliff (what a name!), a pretty sobering reminder of the obstacles faced by women in entertainment and just how precarious making it in the business actually is, makes complete sense that it would spook Deborah to do what she does later on
I thought the Jimmy Page dating a 14 year old story was meant to be a jab and Jerry Seinfeld and his 17 year old girlfriend, but googled and found out that that was a true story too
I feel like the bit Ava has as a writer taking new headshots and the different treatment they receive compared to actors must be drawn from the real-life experiences of the writers/showrunners, it’s such a specific joke. That said I think if you asked a layperson to tell who’s a writer and who’s an actor from this Deadline photoshoot I think they’d be hard pressed to tell the difference (very complimentary).
Ava sharing her excitement over her “dream job” as head writer for Deborah with a random make-up artist is very endearing, and just makes what happens later on even more crushing
Deborah going to the exec meeting and slowly realising just how much is being invested in her is a great bit of reaction acting from Jean Smart, and further helps reinforce the pressure she’s under and explains her choices
Quite liked the scene of Deborah telling Ava that the network doesn’t want her as head writer, on first watch it seems like Deborah is just worried about how to break the bad news to Ava and let her down easy, but on rewatch it feels so obvious that Deborah is just lying through her teeth to Ava and struggling with it big time.
Jimmy’s “proposal” to Kayla on the plane is such a great comedic setpiece/skewing of the rom-con trope, everything from the overly-excited passenger who completely misreads the situation to Jimmy kneeling because the flight attendant says there’s no standing in the aisle is just perfect.
It’s also just a really good way to cap off the season long plot involving Jimmy and Kayla, we’ve seen throughout the season that they make a very good thing and that Kayla’s kind of a genius at this in her own unique way, very satisfying to see Jimmy finally recognise this and promote her. Jimmy and Kayla’s mentomentee relationship serves as a healthy contrast to Deborah and Ava,with Jimmy as a mentor who recognises the mentee’s contributions and is willing to make compromises (see his acceptance of Kayla’s three funny videos a day)
Jimmy’s voice going up absurdly high when he says “Leave us alone!!!” and “What is your deal” is fantastic comedic work from co-showrunner Paul W Downs, he’ll get Writing and Series Emmy nominations this year, but he should really be getting one for Supporting Actor too.
I guess if you want to nitpick you could say Ava running into Winnie is a very convenient thing to move the plot along, but I choose to look at is as a reminder that Ava has moved on up in the world since the end of S2 and is now at a place where she can get takeout from fancy places where a high-level network head might also dine
Ava’s look of betrayal and anger after realising that Deborah lied to her is great work from Hannah Einbinder
Deborah is reading a Churchill biography when Ava storms in
My god, Ava confronting Deborah is just a perfect perfect scene, the writing is so sharp and Jean Smart is fantastic at playing Deborah going into ice/hardened mode when being confronted, but what a tremendous performance by Hannah Einbinder. She just captures the mixture of betrayal, hurt and anger that Ava feels so naturally and powerfully
There’s so many callbacks and references to previous Deborah/Ava confrontations and scenes from across the show. Ava accusing Deborah of just doing the same thing is from their very first meeting S1E1 where she calls her a hack as well as from their argument in S1E10 when she calls her the same thing. The line about being “a shark or whatever” comes from S2E5 which is what Deborah’s retired comedian friend Susan describes her as, with Deborah later then telling Ava that “You’ve got to be a shark” at the end of S2E8. And Deborah’s advice to Ava to be ambitious and saying that she feels lonely when opening a champagne bottle comes from S3E5 (take that people who said the woods episode was pointless filler).
“You can be the woman behind the man behind the woman” What an unappealing job description, and also a sign of how far Ava has comes since the S2 finale when she was unwilling to take the credit for writing Deborah’s special. Now her time away from Deborah has allowed Ava the space to truly value herself, her achievements and be justifiably proud of them (she stresses her job at On The Contrary to Deborah back in S3E1 and stresses her co-producer role when in bed with Christina Hendricks in S3E6), and she’s no longer willing to accept this demotion and wants credit for her work.
“You’re already making decisions out of fear and you’ll keep doing it” A really cutting observation from Ava which completely nails what Deborah is doing, much like how she immediately clocks in S2E8 that Deborah is pushing her away because she’s afraid.
“It has to work. I’ve lost way too much for it not too” Deborah’s sentiment applies equally to Ava as it does to herself, and helps explain just why Ava would go to the the extremes she does later on
As much as the dialogue in the scene is great, this Deborah and Ava argument also hits hard because of the silent moments in between. The wordless ten seconds or so which rests entirely on Ava after Deborah says that she’s willing to lose her is just tremendous stuff from Hannah Einbinder, all the hurt plays across her face and Einbinder is simply terrific in making the audience feel the deep hurt and sense of betrayal of that moment
Ava saying that Deborah will die alone is something that Deborah has thought about before, saying back in S1E9 in her interview with a journalist that she accepts the truth that people leave the world completely alone and refuses to pretend otherwise
One Last Time - Deb’s Final Stand Up is the track which plays as the big Deborah/Ava argument scene closes out according to Shazam, with the track (that played in the S1 Finale) taking on a whole new meaning in this context. The soundtrack isn’t a big selling point of the show unlike something like say Succession, but the themes by Carlos Rafael Rivera are simple but always effective
Jimmy taking a selfie in his new office is quite cute, and him saying that he didn’t do it alone and comforting Ava at the end of this scene is a much needed nice beat after the intensity of the previous scene
“shows that already exist with one tiny tweak, or huge global hits” Honestly a pretty depressing but frankly accurate read of the current media/television landscape
Jimmy saying that he knows Ava will do the right thing brings to mind these Deborah lines to Ava from the previous episode “It’s so easy for you to say what’s right or wrong. It’s never that simple. One day you’ll understand that” Ava’s move of blackmailing to get Deborah to do right by her certainly falls into the “never that simple” category
Curious about the politics/legal behind the scenes stuff that needed to be cleared to have Deborah be the host of a CBS late night show in the world of Hacks, while Hacks the actual show is under Warner Bros. Discovery which does not own hacks. I guess in this universe Deborah gets the Late Late Show timeslot instead of Taylor Tomlinson with After Midnight
Deborah’s left Vegas but the vanity plate for her car will continue to follow her and be updated
Deborah excitedly taking a photo of her Host parking spot is very cute, but the beat immediately after when we see a hint of her being sad and uneasy/regretful is also great, she’s achieved her dream but at great personal cost, and has no one to share the photo and moment with
It’s been a central thesis of the show that Deborah and Ava are ultimately more alike than different despite their different ages, backgrounds etc. Even in S1E2 the antiques dealer says that Deborah and Ava are “the same” and are “both psychotic b*tches”, and in episode after episode we see just how alike they are. For example in S2E2 after Deborah finds out about the email she says that Ava is just like her, being equally cruel and selfish. Ava blackmailing her abusive boss so that she can continue to work with her is just a completely insane thing to do, and also very much something Deborah would do herself to help her career, as we saw back in S1E5 when Deborah blackmailed Marty to secure her dates at the Palmetto
This move also shows just how much Ava has learnt from Deborah and how much the student has learnt from the master. Ava takes Deborah’s advice from S2E8 to be a shark, and her advice from S3E5 to “concentrate on what’s best for you”. It’s also ends up becoming a twisted version of Ava saying that she won’t leave Deborah in that same episode too, with Ava resorting to blackmail to stay with Deborah. And Ava finally does what she said back in S2E8, which is that “I get to decide what’s best for me”. I love love love the layers to this show!
I love love love the cocky and slightly confident/smirking Ava that we get a brief glimpse of from this scene, coupled with the power suit she’s rocking it makes for such a satisfying moment as she gets one up over Deborah after being on the back foot previously
We’ve seen a different and more vulnerable side of Deborah this season in S3E5 and S3E7, and seen her be like a fangirl in S3E4, but this scene and her stepping up to Ava and slightly seething as she says “You wouldn’t” is a nice reminder that she can be absolutely terrifying when she wants to be
That tiny tiny little gulp that Hannah Einbinder does when/just after Ava says “I would” is so so good, Ava’s standing up to Deborah but Deborah is still one very scary person. Also really love her cocking her head to one side as she says “Wouldn’t you?”
This has already been pointed out on Twitter, but Deborah and Ava sitting apart in the writer’s room at the end is kind of like the pepper shakers which Deborah rearranged to be apart in S3E1. Also a nice contrast to S3E8 when they were sitting apart as Ava was reporting the journalist’s article to Deborah, even despite them sitting separately they were still very close emotionally, but now the physical distance between them is reflective of the division between them as friends/colleagues
Spoilers for Succession S2E10: This Hacks finale is very reminiscent of the Succession S2 Final This Is Not For Tears. In both episodes the older mentor who’s been trying to teach their protege/successor to be harder and tougher ends up being too good at their job and get betrayed by their mentee in a stunning rug pull moment, even though for much of the season it seems the mentee is perfectly content working undefor their mentor. It’s a plot twist that’s both completely shocking in the moment yet makes so much sense when looking back on the season and the series as a whole. And of course the finale ends on a shot of the older mentor as they take in what their mentee has done, with a mixture of anger but also just the slightest hint of pride and begrudging admiration
This final twist in the finale of Ava blackmailing Deborah is so so good and satisfying, does what great season finales do which is deliver a “twist” that feels like a gut punch initially but has actually been building over the season, and sets up a really juicy scenario/ status quo for next season
Ava blackmailing her way to head writer on Deborah’s show is such a juicy scenario to leave things for Season 4, Ava has never had power over Deborah like she does now and I’m personally very much looking forward to how that changes their dynamic next season
My only concern is that I do hope the Vegas aspect and the characters from that part of the Hacks universe don’t get left behind with the focus shifting to running a Late Night show. If there is something to ding this season of the show it’s that there’s not enough Kiki, I’m not smart enough to figure out how a Vegas casino dealer will be able to regularly show up in LA but I selfishly want the writers to figure that out because Poppy Liu is just too fun as Kiki to leave out. Also kind of curious as to how they’ll keep Marcus around since he’s now leaving Deborah’s QVC empire.
Overall a really really great season finale and a very strong season as a whole, easily the best Comedy of the year and one of the best shows of the year. Really rooting for the show to win big prizes at the Emmys later this year against the Bear although that will be tough, pulling hard for Jean Smart and Hannah Einbinder to win and for the show to at least win Writing if it can’t win for Comedy Series. Also would be very happy if Meg Stalter and Paul W Downs got their first-time noms this year, they were both great this season
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2024.06.01 03:29 Blooper_Bot The Braves defeated the Athletics by a score of 4-2 - Fri, May 31 @ 07:20 PM EDT

Athletics @ Braves - Fri, May 31

Game Status: Final - Score: 4-2 Braves

Links & Info

Athletics Batters AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG OBP SLG
1 Toro - 3B 5 0 1 0 0 1 1 .288 .332 .429
2 Bleday - CF 2 0 0 0 2 0 2 .248 .329 .476
3 Rooker - DH 4 0 1 0 0 2 3 .280 .363 .542
4 Andujar - LF 4 1 2 0 0 0 2 .375 .360 .583
5 Brown, S - RF 4 0 0 0 0 4 4 .201 .242 .329
6 McCann - C 4 0 1 0 0 2 3 .322 .412 .525
7 Gelof - 2B 3 1 1 1 0 1 1 .179 .242 .278
8 Soderstrom - 1B 2 0 0 0 2 1 2 .182 .308 .318
9 Díaz, A - SS 4 0 0 1 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000
Totals 32 2 6 2 4 11 20
Athletics
BATTING: 2B: Andujar (2, López, R); Gelof (4, Iglesias, R). TB: Andujar 3; Gelof 2; McCann; Rooker; Toro. RBI: Díaz, A (1); Gelof (11). Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: McCann; Rooker. SF: Gelof. Team RISP: 1-for-10. Team LOB: 8.
Braves Batters AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG OBP SLG
1 Albies - 2B 3 0 0 0 1 0 1 .278 .346 .401
2 Riley, A - 3B 4 1 1 0 0 1 2 .228 .295 .353
3 Ozuna - DH 4 0 1 0 0 2 1 .310 .388 .601
4 Olson - 1B 3 1 1 1 0 0 0 .235 .322 .426
5 Duvall - RF 4 0 1 0 0 1 1 .198 .281 .386
6 Arcia, Or - SS 2 0 0 1 0 1 0 .234 .257 .378
7 Harris II, M - CF 3 1 1 0 0 0 1 .256 .297 .367
8 Murphy, S - C 2 1 0 0 1 1 1 .125 .176 .125
9 Kelenic - LF 3 0 1 2 0 0 0 .260 .300 .397
Totals 28 4 6 4 2 6 7
Braves
BATTING: 2B: Kelenic (7, Sears); Duvall (4, Sears). TB: Duvall 2; Harris II, M; Kelenic 2; Olson; Ozuna; Riley, A. RBI: Arcia, Or (20); Kelenic 2 (12); Olson (30). Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: Riley, A; Murphy, S. SF: Arcia, Or; Olson. Team RISP: 1-for-5. Team LOB: 4.
Athletics Pitchers IP H R ER BB K HR P-S ERA
Sears (L, 4-4) 7.0 6 4 4 2 5 0 97-62 4.01
Basso 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 0 8-6 0.00
Totals 8.0 6 4 4 2 6 0
Braves Pitchers IP H R ER BB K HR P-S ERA
López, R (W, 3-2) 6.0 4 1 1 2 8 0 87-57 1.73
Johnson (H, 6) 1.0 0 0 0 1 1 0 15-8 3.78
Jiménez, J (H, 11) 1.0 1 0 0 1 2 0 19-10 2.86
Iglesias, R (S, 14) 1.0 1 1 1 0 0 0 6-4 2.53
Totals 9.0 6 2 2 4 11 0
Game Info
Pitches-strikes: Sears 97-62; Basso 8-6; López, R 87-57; Johnson 15-8; Jiménez, J 19-10; Iglesias, R 6-4.
Groundouts-flyouts: Sears 6-6; Basso 1-1; López, R 6-1; Johnson 2-0; Jiménez, J 0-1; Iglesias, R 2-0.
Batters faced: Sears 29; Basso 3; López, R 24; Johnson 4; Jiménez, J 5; Iglesias, R 4.
Umpires: HP: John Libka. 1B: James Hoye. 2B: Rob Drake. 3B: D.J. Reyburn.
Weather: 78 degrees, Partly Cloudy.
Wind: 8 mph, In From LF.
First pitch: 7:20 PM.
T: 2:07.
Att: 40,204.
Venue: Truist Park.
May 31, 2024
Inning Scoring Play Score
Bottom 1 Matt Olson out on a sacrifice fly to right fielder Seth Brown. Austin Riley scores. 1-0 ATL
Bottom 2 Jarred Kelenic doubles (7) on a sharp fly ball to center fielder JJ Bleday. Michael Harris II scores. Sean Murphy scores. 3-0 ATL
Top 4 Zack Gelof out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Jarred Kelenic. Miguel Andujar scores. 3-1 ATL
Bottom 6 Orlando Arcia out on a sacrifice fly to center fielder JJ Bleday. Matt Olson scores. Adam Duvall to 3rd. 4-1 ATL
Top 9 Aledmys Díaz grounds out sharply, shortstop Orlando Arcia to first baseman Matt Olson. Zack Gelof scores. 4-2 ATL
Team Highlight
ATL Matt Olson's sac fly (00:00:25)
ATL Jarred Kelenic's two-run double (00:00:29)
OAK Orlando Arcia nabs Miguel Andujar after review (00:00:28)
OAK Zack Gelof's sac fly (00:00:18)
ATL Orlando Arcia's sac fly (00:00:23)
ATL Reynaldo López strikes out eight (00:01:40)
OAK JP Sears strikes out five (00:00:59)
OAK Aledmys Díaz's RBI groundout (00:00:20)
ATL Raisel Iglesias closes out the Braves win (00:00:29)
ATL Orlando Arcia's backhanded grab (00:00:29)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
Athletics 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 6 0 8
Braves 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 4 6 0 4

Decisions

Division Scoreboard

STL 2 @ PHI 4 - Final
WSH 1 @ CLE 7 - Final
AZ 9 @ NYM 10 - Game Over
TEX 2 @ MIA 8 - Final
Next Braves Game: Sat, Jun 01, 04:10 PM EDT vs. Athletics
Last Updated: 05/31/2024 10:04:28 PM EDT
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2024.06.01 02:52 W210305857 SNL 50 predictions

These are my predictions for the 50th season of SNL. These are what I believe what might happen for the 50th season.
1) Molly Kearney might not return.
Out of every cast member last season, they had the lowest amount of screen time and mostly they haven’t had anything noteworthy this season. With the others, you had Longfellow in his update bits with Old Fashion Cigarette and Resident Boyfriend, Devon with the Airport sketch from the Dakota Johnson episode, Chloe and her singing ability in most sketches, and Marcello absolutely braking out. Molly has been pushed to smaller roles with little to no lines or being a background extra. The same path that Luke Null, Lauren Holt, and Aristole Athari went down. Things might change but I don’t really see Molly returning back.
2) Lady Gaga will host and be musical guest.
She’s starring in the upcoming Joker sequel and LG7 is coming soon, Lady Gaga will return to SNL after 11 years to be host and musical guest. Or likely be host.
3) Two or three new cast members will be joining.
I know the show has a decent size cast but knowing Lorne, he’ll hire on more cast members for the 50th season. Maybe putting a writer into the cast. My guess is Asha Ward, Alex English, or Rosebud Baker. Either way, I can see some new people joining this fall.
4) Michael Keaton will host SNL, possibly the season premiere.
Michael Keaton last hosted in 2015 with Carly Rae Jepsen, my biggest prediction is that Keaton will return to host the season 50 premiere. Just in time to promote “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice”.
5) season 50 will have a lot of cast members leaving
In May of 2025, we will potentially see the departures of a lot of cast members like season 47. I definitely can see Colin Jost and Michael Che will be leaving after the season but others I can see go are Heidi Gardner, Mikey Day, and Punkie Johnson. Kenan might leave as well but knowing him, he might stay.
6) SNL fan favorite hosts will return to host
I mean it’s a no brainer. An anniversary season should have fan favorite hosts come back to host. Melissa McCarthy, John Mulaney, Bill Hader, etc. will be asked back to host at some point this season. Definitely know they’ll appear at the 50th anniversary special, I can sense some episodes being hosted by SNL fan favorite hosts.
7) Aidy Bryant will make her hosting debut
Speaking of SNL fan favorites, I can see Aidy Bryant returning to host for the first time. I heard that she has a new show in the works produced by Peacock so there’s a chance we can see Lil Baby Aidy host an episode.
8) Someone might leave mid season and a new cast member join mid season
Not saying which one but I can see a cast member leave in the middle of the season and a new cast member being brought on at some point in the season. Last time this has happened as Season 39 when Seth Meyers left and Colin Jost joined the next episode.
9) First time hosts and musical guests
The first time hosts I can see are Nichola Coughlan, Dakota Fanning, Jeremy Allen White, Bill Skarsgaard, John David Washington, Robert Pattinson, Jack Quaid, Rachel Zegler, and Lupita Nyong’o
Musical guests: Chappell Roan, Omar Apollo, Playboi Carti, FKA Twigs, Vince Staples, Remi Wolf, The Last Dinner Party, and Normani
10) Lorne Michaels will likely stay on past season
According to Seth Meyers, it doesn’t look like Michaels is going anywhere despite rumors that he might leave. There were rumors that Michaels was to leave around season 40 but he stayed on afterwards. I have heavy believes Michaels will stay on pass season 50. Unless something changes. That’s what I truly believe. If Lorne does leave, it’s likely Tina Fey will take over.
Those are my predictions for season 50. These are not set in stone so things can change at any time but these are just what I predict will happen for the 50th season.
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2024.06.01 02:20 Theodamusei "It is an iron law of contemporary Western society that the dumbest take you can possibly think of on any given subject has already been surpassed by a humanities professor writing in a peer reviewed journal" -Swann Marcus

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2024.06.01 01:11 BaseballBot Game Thread 5/31 ⚾ Twins (31-25) @ Astros (25-32) 8:10 PM ET

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Twins (31-25) @ Astros (25-32)

First Pitch: 8:10 PM at Minute Maid Park
Team Starter TV Radio
Twins Pablo López (4-5, 5.25 ERA) BSNO TIBN
Astros Ronel Blanco (5-0, 1.99 ERA) SCHN KBME, TUDN/KLAT (ES)
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Gameday Game Graph Live Comments Libera: ##baseball

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
MIN 0 0 2 0 2 1 0 1 0 6 6 0 4
HOU 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 6 1 6

Box Score

HOU AB R H RBI BB SO BA
2B Altuve 4 0 1 0 0 1 .291
RF Tucker 4 0 0 0 0 1 .261
DH Alvarez, Y 4 0 1 0 0 0 .273
3B Bregman 4 1 1 1 0 0 .219
CF Meyers 4 0 1 0 0 0 .289
1B Singleton 4 0 1 0 0 1 .222
SS Dubón 3 0 1 0 1 1 .317
LF McCormick 3 0 0 0 0 3 .205
C Diaz, Y 3 0 0 0 0 0 .249
HOU IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Blanco 4.2 3 4 4 3 6 95-62 2.44
Mushinski 0.1 1 1 1 0 0 13-8 5.79
Martinez, S 2.0 0 0 0 0 0 19-11 2.01
Speas 2.0 2 1 1 1 2 39-23 4.50
MIN AB R H RBI BB SO BA
DH Larnach 5 1 1 2 0 1 .268
SS Correa 4 0 1 1 0 0 .259
1B Kirilloff 1 0 0 1 0 1 .217
1B Santana 2 1 1 1 0 0 .211
RF Kepler 3 1 0 0 0 2 .279
C Jeffers 3 0 1 0 1 1 .256
2B Julien 2 0 0 0 0 1 .205
LF Margot 2 0 0 1 0 1 .204
CF Buxton 4 0 1 0 0 1 .244
3B Castro, W 2 2 1 0 2 0 .266
3B Miranda 2 1 0 0 1 0 .274
2B Farmer, K 1 0 0 0 0 0 .165
MIN IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
López, P 7.0 6 1 1 1 6 93-67 4.84
Okert 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 10-5 2.89
Sands 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 13-10 5.01

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
T3 Carlos Correa doubles (11) on a line drive to right fielder Kyle Tucker. Willi Castro scores. Jose Miranda to 3rd. 0-1
T3 Alex Kirilloff out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Chas McCormick. Jose Miranda scores. 0-2
B4 Alex Bregman homers (7) on a fly ball to left field. 1-2
T5 Trevor Larnach homers (5) on a fly ball to right center field. Willi Castro scores. 1-4
T6 Manuel Margot grounds out, shortstop Mauricio Dubón to first baseman Jon Singleton. Max Kepler scores. 1-5
T8 Carlos Santana homers (8) on a fly ball to right center field. 1-6

Highlights

Description Length
Pablo López against the Astros 0:07
Ronel Blanco against the Twins 0:07
Bullpen availability for Houston, May 31 vs Twins 0:07
Bullpen availability for Minnesota, May 31 vs Astros 0:07
Bench availability for Houston, May 31 vs Twins 0:07
Fielding alignment for Houston, May 31 vs Twins 0:11
Bench availability for Minnesota, May 31 vs Astros 0:07
Fielding alignment for Minnesota, May 31 vs Astros 0:11
Starting lineups for Twins at Astros - May 31, 2024 0:09
The distance behind Alex Bregman's home run 0:13
Alex Bregman's home run through bat tracking data 0:11
Breaking down Ronel Blanco's pitches 0:04
Measuring the stats on Trevor Larnach's home run 0:13
Analyzing Trevor Larnach's home run through bat tracking 0:11
Breaking down Carlos Santana's home run 0:13
Breaking down Pablo López's pitches 0:04
Carlos Santana's home run through bat tracking data 0:11
Pablo López's outing against the Astros 0:23
Willi Castro laces a triple to the wall in right 0:20
Carlos Correa knocks an RBI double 0:26
Alex Kirilloff's sacrifice fly to left 0:19
Alex Bregman crushes a solo homer (7) 0:26
Willi Castro ruled safe after challenge 0:45
Trevor Larnach belts a two-run homer (5) 0:26
Margot's groundout brings in Kepler 0:17
Carlos Santana's solo homer to right-center (8) 0:29
Ronel Blanco fans six across 4 2/3 innings 0:42
Max Kepler's impressive catch in right 0:26
Mauricio Dubón strikes out swinging. 0:08

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
López, P (5-5, 4.84 ERA) Blanco (5-1, 2.44 ERA)
Attendance Weather Wind
73°F, Roof Closed 0 mph, None
HP 1B 2B 3B
Vic Carapazza Adam Hamari Brian Walsh Edwin Moscoso
Game ended at 10:50 PM.
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2024.06.01 01:11 TwinsGameday GAME THREAD: Twins (31-25) @ Astros (25-32) - May 31, 2024

Twins (31-25) @ Astros (25-32)

First Pitch: 7:10 PM at Minute Maid Park
Team Starter TV Radio
Twins Pablo López (4-5, 5.25 ERA) BSNO TIBN
Astros Ronel Blanco (5-0, 1.99 ERA) SCHN KBME, TUDN/KLAT (ES)
MLB Fangraphs Baseball Savant Reddit Stream IRC Chat
Gameday Game Graph Strikezone Map Live Comments Libera: ##baseball

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
MIN 0 0 2 0 2 1 0 1 0 6 6 0 4
HOU 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 6 1 6

Box Score

HOU AB R H RBI BB SO BA
2B Altuve 4 0 1 0 0 1 .291
RF Tucker 4 0 0 0 0 1 .261
DH Alvarez, Y 4 0 1 0 0 0 .273
3B Bregman 4 1 1 1 0 0 .219
CF Meyers 4 0 1 0 0 0 .289
1B Singleton 4 0 1 0 0 1 .222
SS Dubón 3 0 1 0 1 1 .317
LF McCormick 3 0 0 0 0 3 .205
C Diaz, Y 3 0 0 0 0 0 .249
HOU IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Blanco 4.2 3 4 4 3 6 95-62 2.44
Mushinski 0.1 1 1 1 0 0 13-8 5.79
Martinez, S 2.0 0 0 0 0 0 19-11 2.01
Speas 2.0 2 1 1 1 2 39-23 4.50
MIN AB R H RBI BB SO BA
DH Larnach 5 1 1 2 0 1 .268
SS Correa 4 0 1 1 0 0 .259
1B Kirilloff 1 0 0 1 0 1 .217
1B Santana 2 1 1 1 0 0 .211
RF Kepler 3 1 0 0 0 2 .279
C Jeffers 3 0 1 0 1 1 .256
2B Julien 2 0 0 0 0 1 .205
LF Margot 2 0 0 1 0 1 .204
CF Buxton 4 0 1 0 0 1 .244
3B Castro, W 2 2 1 0 2 0 .266
3B Miranda 2 1 0 0 1 0 .274
2B Farmer, K 1 0 0 0 0 0 .165
MIN IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
López, P 7.0 6 1 1 1 6 93-67 4.84
Okert 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 10-5 2.89
Sands 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 13-10 5.01

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
T3 Carlos Correa doubles (11) on a line drive to right fielder Kyle Tucker. Willi Castro scores. Jose Miranda to 3rd. 0-1
T3 Alex Kirilloff out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Chas McCormick. Jose Miranda scores. 0-2
B4 Alex Bregman homers (7) on a fly ball to left field. 1-2
T5 Trevor Larnach homers (5) on a fly ball to right center field. Willi Castro scores. 1-4
T6 Manuel Margot grounds out, shortstop Mauricio Dubón to first baseman Jon Singleton. Max Kepler scores. 1-5
T8 Carlos Santana homers (8) on a fly ball to right center field. 1-6

Highlights

Description Length
Pablo López against the Astros 0:07
Ronel Blanco against the Twins 0:07
Bullpen availability for Houston, May 31 vs Twins 0:07
Bullpen availability for Minnesota, May 31 vs Astros 0:07
Bench availability for Houston, May 31 vs Twins 0:07
Fielding alignment for Houston, May 31 vs Twins 0:11
Bench availability for Minnesota, May 31 vs Astros 0:07
Fielding alignment for Minnesota, May 31 vs Astros 0:11
Starting lineups for Twins at Astros - May 31, 2024 0:09
The distance behind Alex Bregman's home run 0:13
Alex Bregman's home run through bat tracking data 0:11
Breaking down Ronel Blanco's pitches 0:04
Measuring the stats on Trevor Larnach's home run 0:13
Analyzing Trevor Larnach's home run through bat tracking 0:11
Breaking down Carlos Santana's home run 0:13
Breaking down Pablo López's pitches 0:04
Carlos Santana's home run through bat tracking data 0:11
Pablo López's outing against the Astros 0:23
Willi Castro laces a triple to the wall in right 0:20
Carlos Correa knocks an RBI double 0:26
Alex Kirilloff's sacrifice fly to left 0:19
Alex Bregman crushes a solo homer (7) 0:26
Willi Castro ruled safe after challenge 0:45
Trevor Larnach belts a two-run homer (5) 0:26
Margot's groundout brings in Kepler 0:17
Carlos Santana's solo homer to right-center (8) 0:29
Ronel Blanco fans six across 4 2/3 innings 0:42
Max Kepler's impressive catch in right 0:26
Mauricio Dubón strikes out swinging. 0:08

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
López, P (5-5, 4.84 ERA) Blanco (5-1, 2.44 ERA)
Game ended at 9:53 PM.
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2024.06.01 01:00 Blooper_Bot Game Thread: Athletics @ Braves - Fri, May 31 @ 07:20 PM EDT

Athletics @ Braves - Fri, May 31

Game Status: Final - Score: 4-2 Braves

Links & Info

Athletics Batters AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG OBP SLG
1 Toro - 3B 5 0 1 0 0 1 1 .288 .332 .429
2 Bleday - CF 2 0 0 0 2 0 2 .248 .329 .476
3 Rooker - DH 4 0 1 0 0 2 3 .280 .363 .542
4 Andujar - LF 4 1 2 0 0 0 2 .375 .360 .583
5 Brown, S - RF 4 0 0 0 0 4 4 .201 .242 .329
6 McCann - C 4 0 1 0 0 2 3 .322 .412 .525
7 Gelof - 2B 3 1 1 1 0 1 1 .179 .242 .278
8 Soderstrom - 1B 2 0 0 0 2 1 2 .182 .308 .318
9 Díaz, A - SS 4 0 0 1 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000
Totals 32 2 6 2 4 11 20
Athletics
BATTING: 2B: Andujar (2, López, R); Gelof (4, Iglesias, R). TB: Andujar 3; Gelof 2; McCann; Rooker; Toro. RBI: Díaz, A (1); Gelof (11). Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: McCann; Rooker. SF: Gelof. Team RISP: 1-for-10. Team LOB: 8.
Braves Batters AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG OBP SLG
1 Albies - 2B 3 0 0 0 1 0 1 .278 .346 .401
2 Riley, A - 3B 4 1 1 0 0 1 2 .228 .295 .353
3 Ozuna - DH 4 0 1 0 0 2 1 .310 .388 .601
4 Olson - 1B 3 1 1 1 0 0 0 .235 .322 .426
5 Duvall - RF 4 0 1 0 0 1 1 .198 .281 .386
6 Arcia, Or - SS 2 0 0 1 0 1 0 .234 .257 .378
7 Harris II, M - CF 3 1 1 0 0 0 1 .256 .297 .367
8 Murphy, S - C 2 1 0 0 1 1 1 .125 .176 .125
9 Kelenic - LF 3 0 1 2 0 0 0 .260 .300 .397
Totals 28 4 6 4 2 6 7
Braves
BATTING: 2B: Kelenic (7, Sears); Duvall (4, Sears). TB: Duvall 2; Harris II, M; Kelenic 2; Olson; Ozuna; Riley, A. RBI: Arcia, Or (20); Kelenic 2 (12); Olson (30). Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: Riley, A; Murphy, S. SF: Arcia, Or; Olson. Team RISP: 1-for-5. Team LOB: 4.
Athletics Pitchers IP H R ER BB K HR P-S ERA
Sears (L, 4-4) 7.0 6 4 4 2 5 0 97-62 4.01
Basso 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 0 8-6 0.00
Totals 8.0 6 4 4 2 6 0
Braves Pitchers IP H R ER BB K HR P-S ERA
López, R (W, 3-2) 6.0 4 1 1 2 8 0 87-57 1.73
Johnson (H, 6) 1.0 0 0 0 1 1 0 15-8 3.78
Jiménez, J (H, 11) 1.0 1 0 0 1 2 0 19-10 2.86
Iglesias, R (S, 14) 1.0 1 1 1 0 0 0 6-4 2.53
Totals 9.0 6 2 2 4 11 0
Game Info
Pitches-strikes: Sears 97-62; Basso 8-6; López, R 87-57; Johnson 15-8; Jiménez, J 19-10; Iglesias, R 6-4.
Groundouts-flyouts: Sears 6-6; Basso 1-1; López, R 6-1; Johnson 2-0; Jiménez, J 0-1; Iglesias, R 2-0.
Batters faced: Sears 29; Basso 3; López, R 24; Johnson 4; Jiménez, J 5; Iglesias, R 4.
Umpires: HP: John Libka. 1B: James Hoye. 2B: Rob Drake. 3B: D.J. Reyburn.
Weather: 78 degrees, Partly Cloudy.
Wind: 8 mph, In From LF.
First pitch: 7:20 PM.
T: 2:07.
Att: 40,204.
Venue: Truist Park.
May 31, 2024
Inning Scoring Play Score
Bottom 1 Matt Olson out on a sacrifice fly to right fielder Seth Brown. Austin Riley scores. 1-0 ATL
Bottom 2 Jarred Kelenic doubles (7) on a sharp fly ball to center fielder JJ Bleday. Michael Harris II scores. Sean Murphy scores. 3-0 ATL
Top 4 Zack Gelof out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Jarred Kelenic. Miguel Andujar scores. 3-1 ATL
Bottom 6 Orlando Arcia out on a sacrifice fly to center fielder JJ Bleday. Matt Olson scores. Adam Duvall to 3rd. 4-1 ATL
Top 9 Aledmys Díaz grounds out sharply, shortstop Orlando Arcia to first baseman Matt Olson. Zack Gelof scores. 4-2 ATL
Team Highlight
ATL Matt Olson's sac fly (00:00:25)
ATL Jarred Kelenic's two-run double (00:00:29)
OAK Orlando Arcia nabs Miguel Andujar after review (00:00:28)
OAK Zack Gelof's sac fly (00:00:18)
ATL Orlando Arcia's sac fly (00:00:23)
ATL Reynaldo López strikes out eight (00:01:40)
OAK JP Sears strikes out five (00:00:59)
OAK Aledmys Díaz's RBI groundout (00:00:20)
ATL Raisel Iglesias closes out the Braves win (00:00:29)
ATL Orlando Arcia's backhanded grab (00:00:29)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
Athletics 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 6 0 8
Braves 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 4 6 0 4

Decisions

Division Scoreboard

STL 2 @ PHI 4 - Final
WSH 1 @ CLE 7 - Final
AZ 9 @ NYM 10 - Game Over
TEX 2 @ MIA 8 - Final
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First Pitch: 7:20 PM at Truist Park
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Athletics JP Sears (4-3, 3.88 ERA) NBCSCA A's Cast
Braves Reynaldo López (2-2, 1.75 ERA) BSSE 680 AM, 1600 AM (ES)
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Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
OAK 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 6 0 8
ATL 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 4 6 0 4

Box Score

ATL AB R H RBI BB SO BA
2B Albies 3 0 0 0 1 0 .278
3B Riley, A 4 1 1 0 0 1 .228
DH Ozuna 4 0 1 0 0 2 .310
1B Olson 3 1 1 1 0 0 .235
RF Duvall 4 0 1 0 0 1 .198
SS Arcia, Or 2 0 0 1 0 1 .234
CF Harris II, M 3 1 1 0 0 0 .256
C Murphy, S 2 1 0 0 1 1 .125
LF Kelenic 3 0 1 2 0 0 .260
ATL IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
López, R 6.0 4 1 1 2 8 87-57 1.73
Johnson 1.0 0 0 0 1 1 15-8 3.78
Jiménez, J 1.0 1 0 0 1 2 19-10 2.86
Iglesias, R 1.0 1 1 1 0 0 6-4 2.53
OAK AB R H RBI BB SO BA
3B Toro 5 0 1 0 0 1 .288
CF Bleday 2 0 0 0 2 0 .248
DH Rooker 4 0 1 0 0 2 .280
LF Andujar 4 1 2 0 0 0 .375
RF Brown, S 4 0 0 0 0 4 .201
C McCann 4 0 1 0 0 2 .322
2B Gelof 3 1 1 1 0 1 .179
1B Soderstrom 2 0 0 0 2 1 .182
SS Díaz, A 4 0 0 1 0 0 .000
OAK IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Sears 7.0 6 4 4 2 5 97-62 4.01
Basso 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 8-6 0.00

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
B1 Matt Olson out on a sacrifice fly to right fielder Seth Brown. Austin Riley scores. 1-0
B2 Jarred Kelenic doubles (7) on a sharp fly ball to center fielder JJ Bleday. Michael Harris II scores. Sean Murphy scores. 3-0
T4 Zack Gelof out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Jarred Kelenic. Miguel Andujar scores. 3-1
B6 Orlando Arcia out on a sacrifice fly to center fielder JJ Bleday. Matt Olson scores. Adam Duvall to 3rd. 4-1
T9 Aledmys Díaz grounds out sharply, shortstop Orlando Arcia to first baseman Matt Olson. Zack Gelof scores. 4-2

Highlights

Description Length
JP Sears against the Braves 0:07
Reynaldo López against the Athletics 0:07
Bullpen availability for Atlanta, May 31 vs Athletics 0:07
Bullpen availability for Oakland, May 31 vs Braves 0:07
Bench availability for Oakland, May 31 vs Braves 0:07
Fielding alignment for Oakland, May 31 vs Braves 0:11
Fielding alignment for Atlanta, May 31 vs Athletics 0:11
Starting lineups for Athletics at Braves - May 31, 2024 0:09
Bench availability for Atlanta, May 31 vs Athletics 0:07
Breaking down Reynaldo López's pitches 0:04
Reynaldo López's outing against the Athletics 0:22
JP Sears' outing against the Braves 0:25
Breaking down JP Sears' pitches 0:04
Matt Olson's sac fly 0:25
Jarred Kelenic's two-run double 0:29
Orlando Arcia nabs Miguel Andujar after review 0:28
Zack Gelof's sac fly 0:18
Orlando Arcia's sac fly 0:23
Reynaldo López strikes out Kyle McCann to end the 6th 0:06
Reynaldo López strikes out eight 1:40
JP Sears strikes out Sean Murphy to end the 6th 0:08
JP Sears strikes out five 0:59
Raisel Iglesias In play, run(s) to Aledmys Díaz 0:20
Abraham Toro lines out to shortstop Orlando Arcia. 0:11

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
López, R (3-2, 1.73 ERA) Sears (4-4, 4.01 ERA) Iglesias, R (14 SV, 2.53 ERA)
Attendance Weather Wind
78°F, Partly Cloudy 8 mph, In From LF
HP 1B 2B 3B
John Libka James Hoye Rob Drake D.J. Reyburn
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2024.05.31 21:24 0_----__----_0 Hi Denver, here is my list of things to do this weekend. [May 31st - June 2nd]

Hi Everyone,
If you have any pride events you would like to add please post them below. Hope you all made it out of the storm yesterday without your car looking like a golf ball. Enjoy your weekend!!!

FRIDAY - MAY 31st

Matt Cobos Stand Up @ Comedy Works South @ 9:45PM
‘You Should Know’ Podcast Live @ Boulder Theater @ 8PM Viral podcasters Peyton Hardin and Cameron Kennedy bring their juiciest and funniest stories to their interactive live show.
Brooks & Dunn @ Ball Arena @ 7PM
Michael Franti + Spearhead @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre @ 7PM With Ripe
Buckethead @ Mishawaka Amphitheatre @ 8PM
Andrea Gibson + Tig Notaro @ Paramount Theatre @ 7:30PM
DUPB Music Fest @ Levitt Pavilion @ 6:45PM Featuring Bryce Vine with Judith Hindle and Langdon Bradley *Free Concert
The Kid LAROI @ Fillmore Auditorium @ 6PM
Spite + Bodysnatcher @ Summit @ 7PM
Alexander Stewart @ Marquis Theater @ 7PM
Echo & The Bunnymen @ Ogden Theatre @ 8PM With Via Mardot
Whitey Morgan @ Gothic Theatre @ 8PM
Lavern @ Temple @ 10PM
Hugel @ The Church Nightclub @ 9PM
Hunter Burnette / Heavy Diamond Ring @ Bluebird Theater @ 8PM
Cedric Burnside @ Globe Hall @ 8PM
Gimme Gimme Disco @ Fox Theatre @ 9PM

SATURDAY - JUNE 1st

U.S Women's National Soccer Team vs Korea Republic @ Dick’s Sporting Goods Park @ 3PM
Ongoing - Cherry Creek Fresh Market @ 9AM Shop Colorado products in season like farm flowers, fresh fruit & veggies, local greens, culinary herbs, French cheeses, vegan & gluten-free products, and much more!
Lumonics Immersed @ Lumonics Gallery @ 8PM The Light Sculptures of the late Dorothy and Mel Tanner . A rotating display of 75 light sculptures from a collection of over 200 from the past 50+ years.
​​Ongoing - Farmers Market @ City Park Esplanade @ 8AM
Saturday Night Bazaar @ Platte Street @ 4PM This monthly pop-up market features 50+ local makers and craft vendors, street food and food trucks, fashion trucks, live DJs, and craft brews and cocktails.
Made By Us Market @ EDENS @ 11AM MBU markets connect visitors with local artists and small business at the specially curated monthly events.
Denver Cultural Market @ Clyfford Still Museum @ 11AM Enjoy the sunshine and explore an outdoor market featuring unique items and books from local museums and cultural organizations
Meditation in the Galleries @ Clyfford Still Museum @ 9AMClear your mind, relax, and enjoy the beauty that surrounds you in the galleries.
‘C.S.Lewis On Stage’ Performance @ Ellie Caulkins Opera House @ 4PM The show captures C.S. Lewis’ magnetic personality, astonishing eloquence and laugh-out-loud wit, venturing deep into the soul of one of the most influential thinkers of the past century.
Wanda Sykes Comedy Show @ Paramount Theatre @ 5PM / 7:30
Calexico @ Levitt Pavilion @ 7PM With The PlainsSong Symphony Orchestra and Professor Phelyx *Free Concert
Reggaeton Rave @ Summit @ 9PM
Joe Russo @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre @ 7:30PM With Branford Marsalis
Michael Franti + Spearhead @ Chautauqua @ 7:30PM
The Jins @ Marquis Theater @ 8PM
Buckethead @ Ogden Theatre @ 8PM
Ripe @ Gothic Theatre @ 8PM With The Free Label
Denver House Music @ Temple @ 10PM *Free Party
Cedric Burnside @ Globe Hall @ 8PM
Moondial @ Fox Theatre @ 8PM
Danceportation @ Meow Wolf @ 10:30PM
K-Pop Night @ Bluebird Theater @ 8PM
Gimme Gimme Disco @ Aggie Theatre @ 9PM

SUNDAY - JUNE 2nd

Jazz Sundays: Roka Hueka @ City Park @ 6PM
Molly Tuttle & Golden Highway @ Mishawaka Amphitheatre @ 8PM
Kutandara + Mokomba Ensemble @ Levitt Pavilion @ 5PM *Free Concert
James Taylor & His All-Star Band @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre @ 8PM
Madison Beer @ Fillmore Auditorium @ 8PM
Joe Russo’s Selcouth Quartet @ Bluebird Theater @ 8PM
Elephantis @ Larimer Lounge @ 8PM
Blue Ribbon Band @ Globe Hall @ 4PM

Partnership!

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  1. Sign up for Commonly here and download the mobile app ( /denver members get their first month 100% free)
  2. Build Your Profile and select the dates you want to meet people.
  3. Get Matched: Two days before your event, you’ll be grouped with 6-8 others based on your profile and receive your event details. Events are typically dinners, brunches, trivia, and more.
  4. Just Show Up: From dinners to trivia nights and more, just show up and let Commonly do the rest.
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All Weekend

FRIDAY & SATURDAY - Excision @ Denver Coliseum @ 5:30PM With EPTIC, Wooli, ATLiens, & more!
SATURDAY & SUNDAY - Outside Festival @ Civic Center Park The first-ever Outside Festival invites visitors for a weekend of music, films, speakers, and recreation! Featuring Thundercat, Lettuce, Fleet Foxes, Andrew Bird, and more!
SATURDAY & SUNDAY - Denver Chalk Art Festival Golden Triangle Creative District A Denver tradition for 20 years, this festival brings art to life! Come see professional artists at work or participate yourself
All weekend - Ken Flores Stand Up @ Comedy Works Downtown
All weekend - Henry Cho Stand Up @ Comedy Works South
All weekend - Rainbow Kitten Surprise @ Mission Ballroom @ 8PM With Madi Diaz
All weekend - ‘Taking Venice’ Screening @ The Dairy Arts Center See the premiere of the documentary that’s making waves in the art world!
All weekend - ‘The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical’ @ Aurora Fox Arts Center Adapted from the best-selling book by Rick Riordan and featuring a thrilling original rock score this new musical production is an action-packed mythical adventure for the whole family!
All weekend - ‘Company’ Musical @ Buell Theatre LAST CHANCE - This revelatory new production of Stephen Sondheim and George Furth’s groundbreaking musical comedy is boldly sophisticated, deeply insightful, and downright hilarious.
All weekend - ‘Where Did We Sit On The Bus’ Play @ Singleton Theatre LAST CHANCE - Through live music and storytelling, this one-person show immerses the audience in elaborate, layered soundscapes by fusing Latin rhythms, hip-hop, and spoken word poetry.
All weekend - ‘The Lehman Trilogy’ Play @ Kilstrom Theatre LAST CHANCE - ‘The Lehman Trilogy’ is an epic and timely story of family, ambition, and risk, sprawling across 163 years of history of the Lehman Brothers.
All weekend - ‘Cullud Wattah’ Play @ Curious Theatre This time-bending play takes on the Flint Water Crisis and dives deep into the poisonous choices of the outside world and how we make the best decisions for our families’ futures when there are no options.
All weekend - ‘The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee’ Play @ Vintage Theatre In this original Broadway production, an eclectic group of teenagers vie for the spelling championship of a lifetime.
All weekend - ‘The Hombres’ Play @ Vintage Theatre Following the story of two men with opposite lives, this play is a fresh and nuanced look at the complexity and intimacy of male friendship.

Ongoing

Ongoing - ‘Bubble Planet’ Experience @ Exhibition Hub Art Center Prepare to be transported to surreal landscapes and explore 10 bubble-themed rooms that will take your imagination to new heights.
Ongoing - ‘Novo Ita: Propagation’ Immersive Experience @ Spectra Art Space Discover the story of Novo Ita through tactile exploration, puzzles, and augmented reality quests in this interactive experience that combines real botanical gardens & immersive art.
Ongoing - ‘The Berlin Airlift: Supplies from the Sky’ Exhibition @ Wings Museum The exhibit shares the lessons of courage, perseverance, and the triumph of the human spirit and pays tribute to the brave citizens who risked their lives to bring hope to a divided city.
Ongoing - ‘Biophilia: Nature Reimagined’ Exhibition @ DAM The exhibition brings together more than 80 imaginative works, including architectural models and photographs, digital installations, and immersive art that collectively highlight the transformative power of nature.
Ongoing - ‘Fazal Sheikh: Thirst Exposure In Place’ Exhibition @ DAM Capturing the Colorado Plateau, Sheikh’s portraits and landscapes shed light on the far-reaching consequences of extractive industry and climate change.
Ongoing - ‘The Russells in Denver, 1921’ Exhibition @ DAM Charles M. Russel’s works capture the vast landscapes, mountain ranges, and peoples of the American West of the 1880s, thus leaving a valuable chronicle of the West that once was.
Ongoing - ‘Sandra Vásquez de la Horra: The Awake Volcanoes’ Exhibition @ DAM The exhibition highlights paintings, drawings, and prints by award-winning artist Sandra Vásquez de la Horra, who explores the notions of fantasy, desire, fear, and pleasure and its relationship to the human body.
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2024.05.31 15:00 AstrosBot Game Thread: Twins (31-25) @ Astros (25-32) - May 31, 2024 7:10 PM


Astros (25-32) Twins (31-25)
First Pitch: 7:10 PM at Minute Maid Park
Team Starter TV Radio
Twins Pablo López (4-5, 5.25 ERA) BSNO TIBN
Astros Ronel Blanco (5-0, 1.99 ERA) SCHN KBME, TUDN/KLAT (ES)
MLB Fangraphs Reddit Stream Discord
Gameday Game Graph Live Comments /baseball Discord

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
MIN 0 0 2 0 2 1 0 1 0 6 6 0 4
HOU 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 6 1 6

Box Score

HOU AB R H RBI BB SO BA
2B Altuve 4 0 1 0 0 1 .291
RF Tucker 4 0 0 0 0 1 .261
DH Alvarez, Y 4 0 1 0 0 0 .273
3B Bregman 4 1 1 1 0 0 .219
CF Meyers 4 0 1 0 0 0 .289
1B Singleton 4 0 1 0 0 1 .222
SS Dubón 3 0 1 0 1 1 .317
LF McCormick 3 0 0 0 0 3 .205
C Diaz, Y 3 0 0 0 0 0 .249
HOU IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Blanco 4.2 3 4 4 3 6 95-62 2.44
Mushinski 0.1 1 1 1 0 0 13-8 5.79
Martinez, S 2.0 0 0 0 0 0 19-11 2.01
Speas 2.0 2 1 1 1 2 39-23 4.50
MIN AB R H RBI BB SO BA
DH Larnach 5 1 1 2 0 1 .268
SS Correa 4 0 1 1 0 0 .259
1B Kirilloff 1 0 0 1 0 1 .217
1B Santana 2 1 1 1 0 0 .211
RF Kepler 3 1 0 0 0 2 .279
C Jeffers 3 0 1 0 1 1 .256
2B Julien 2 0 0 0 0 1 .205
LF Margot 2 0 0 1 0 1 .204
CF Buxton 4 0 1 0 0 1 .244
3B Castro, W 2 2 1 0 2 0 .266
3B Miranda 2 1 0 0 1 0 .274
2B Farmer, K 1 0 0 0 0 0 .165
MIN IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
López, P 7.0 6 1 1 1 6 93-67 4.84
Okert 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 10-5 2.89
Sands 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 13-10 5.01

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
T3 Carlos Correa doubles (11) on a line drive to right fielder Kyle Tucker. Willi Castro scores. Jose Miranda to 3rd. 0-1
T3 Alex Kirilloff out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Chas McCormick. Jose Miranda scores. 0-2
B4 Alex Bregman homers (7) on a fly ball to left field. 1-2
T5 Trevor Larnach homers (5) on a fly ball to right center field. Willi Castro scores. 1-4
T6 Manuel Margot grounds out, shortstop Mauricio Dubón to first baseman Jon Singleton. Max Kepler scores. 1-5
T8 Carlos Santana homers (8) on a fly ball to right center field. 1-6

Highlights

Description Length
Pablo López against the Astros 0:07
Ronel Blanco against the Twins 0:07
Bullpen availability for Houston, May 31 vs Twins 0:07
Bullpen availability for Minnesota, May 31 vs Astros 0:07
Bench availability for Houston, May 31 vs Twins 0:07
Fielding alignment for Houston, May 31 vs Twins 0:11
Bench availability for Minnesota, May 31 vs Astros 0:07
Fielding alignment for Minnesota, May 31 vs Astros 0:11
Starting lineups for Twins at Astros - May 31, 2024 0:09
The distance behind Alex Bregman's home run 0:13
Alex Bregman's home run through bat tracking data 0:11
Breaking down Ronel Blanco's pitches 0:04
Measuring the stats on Trevor Larnach's home run 0:13
Analyzing Trevor Larnach's home run through bat tracking 0:11
Breaking down Carlos Santana's home run 0:13
Breaking down Pablo López's pitches 0:04
Carlos Santana's home run through bat tracking data 0:11
Pablo López's outing against the Astros 0:23
Willi Castro laces a triple to the wall in right 0:20
Carlos Correa knocks an RBI double 0:26
Alex Kirilloff's sacrifice fly to left 0:19
Alex Bregman crushes a solo homer (7) 0:26
Willi Castro ruled safe after challenge 0:45
Trevor Larnach belts a two-run homer (5) 0:26
Margot's groundout brings in Kepler 0:17
Carlos Santana's solo homer to right-center (8) 0:29
Ronel Blanco fans six across 4 2/3 innings 0:42
Max Kepler's impressive catch in right 0:15

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
López, P (5-5, 4.84 ERA) Blanco (5-1, 2.44 ERA)
Attendance Weather Wind
73°F, Roof Closed 0 mph, None
HP 1B 2B 3B
Vic Carapazza Adam Hamari Brian Walsh Edwin Moscoso
Game ended at 9:51 PM.
Remember to sort by new to keep up!
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2024.05.31 15:00 AthleticsBot Game Chat: Athletics @ Braves - 04:20 PM PDT

Athletics @ Braves - Fri, May 31

Game Status: Game Over - Score: 4-2 Braves

Links & Info

Athletics Batters AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG OBP SLG
1 Toro - 3B 5 0 1 0 0 1 1 .288 .332 .429
2 Bleday - CF 2 0 0 0 2 0 2 .248 .329 .476
3 Rooker - DH 4 0 1 0 0 2 3 .280 .363 .542
4 Andujar - LF 4 1 2 0 0 0 2 .375 .360 .583
5 Brown, S - RF 4 0 0 0 0 4 4 .201 .242 .329
6 McCann - C 4 0 1 0 0 2 3 .322 .412 .525
7 Gelof - 2B 3 1 1 1 0 1 1 .179 .242 .278
8 Soderstrom - 1B 2 0 0 0 2 1 2 .182 .308 .318
9 Díaz, A - SS 4 0 0 1 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000
Totals 32 2 6 2 4 11 20
Athletics
BATTING: 2B: Andujar (2, López, R); Gelof (4, Iglesias, R). TB: Andujar 3; Gelof 2; McCann; Rooker; Toro. RBI: Díaz, A (1); Gelof (11). Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: McCann; Rooker. SF: Gelof. Team RISP: 1-for-10. Team LOB: 8.
Braves Batters AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG OBP SLG
1 Albies - 2B 3 0 0 0 1 0 1 .278 .346 .401
2 Riley, A - 3B 4 1 1 0 0 1 2 .228 .295 .353
3 Ozuna - DH 4 0 1 0 0 2 1 .310 .388 .601
4 Olson - 1B 3 1 1 1 0 0 0 .235 .322 .426
5 Duvall - RF 4 0 1 0 0 1 1 .198 .281 .386
6 Arcia, Or - SS 2 0 0 1 0 1 0 .234 .257 .378
7 Harris II, M - CF 3 1 1 0 0 0 1 .256 .297 .367
8 Murphy, S - C 2 1 0 0 1 1 1 .125 .176 .125
9 Kelenic - LF 3 0 1 2 0 0 0 .260 .300 .397
Totals 28 4 6 4 2 6 7
Braves
BATTING: 2B: Kelenic (7, Sears); Duvall (4, Sears). TB: Duvall 2; Harris II, M; Kelenic 2; Olson; Ozuna; Riley, A. RBI: Arcia, Or (20); Kelenic 2 (12); Olson (30). Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: Riley, A; Murphy, S. SF: Arcia, Or; Olson. Team RISP: 1-for-5. Team LOB: 4.
Athletics Pitchers IP H R ER BB K HR P-S ERA
Sears 7.0 6 4 4 2 5 0 97-62 4.01
Basso 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 0 8-6 0.00
Totals 8.0 6 4 4 2 6 0
Braves Pitchers IP H R ER BB K HR P-S ERA
López, R 6.0 4 1 1 2 8 0 87-57 1.73
Johnson 1.0 0 0 0 1 1 0 15-8 3.78
Jiménez, J 1.0 1 0 0 1 2 0 19-10 2.86
Iglesias, R 1.0 1 1 1 0 0 0 6-4 2.53
Totals 9.0 6 2 2 4 11 0
Game Info
Pitches-strikes: Sears 97-62; Basso 8-6; López, R 87-57; Johnson 15-8; Jiménez, J 19-10; Iglesias, R 6-4.
Groundouts-flyouts: Sears 6-6; Basso 1-1; López, R 6-1; Johnson 2-0; Jiménez, J 0-1; Iglesias, R 2-0.
Batters faced: Sears 29; Basso 3; López, R 24; Johnson 4; Jiménez, J 5; Iglesias, R 4.
Umpires: HP: John Libka. 1B: James Hoye. 2B: Rob Drake. 3B: D.J. Reyburn.
Weather: 78 degrees, Partly Cloudy.
Wind: 8 mph, In From LF.
First pitch: 7:20 PM.
Venue: Truist Park.
May 31, 2024
Inning Scoring Play Score
Bottom 1 Matt Olson out on a sacrifice fly to right fielder Seth Brown. Austin Riley scores. 1-0 ATL
Bottom 2 Jarred Kelenic doubles (7) on a sharp fly ball to center fielder JJ Bleday. Michael Harris II scores. Sean Murphy scores. 3-0 ATL
Top 4 Zack Gelof out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Jarred Kelenic. Miguel Andujar scores. 3-1 ATL
Bottom 6 Orlando Arcia out on a sacrifice fly to center fielder JJ Bleday. Matt Olson scores. Adam Duvall to 3rd. 4-1 ATL
Top 9 Aledmys Díaz grounds out sharply, shortstop Orlando Arcia to first baseman Matt Olson. Zack Gelof scores. 4-2 ATL
Team Highlight
ATL Reynaldo López's outing against the Athletics (00:00:22)
ATL Matt Olson's sac fly (00:00:25)
ATL Jarred Kelenic's two-run double (00:00:29)
OAK Orlando Arcia nabs Miguel Andujar after review (00:00:28)
OAK Zack Gelof's sac fly (00:00:18)
ATL Orlando Arcia's sac fly (00:00:23)
ATL Reynaldo López strikes out Kyle McCann to end the 6th (00:00:06)
ATL Reynaldo López strikes out eight (00:01:40)
OAK JP Sears strikes out Sean Murphy to end the 6th (00:00:08)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
Athletics 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 6 0 8
Braves 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 4 6 0 4

Division Scoreboard

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2024.05.31 09:27 miciosting On a hot streak!

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2024.05.31 09:01 SEND_ME_UR_DRAMA VCT 2024 — Masters Shanghai / Playoffs — Day 2 / Live Discussion Thread

VCT 2024 — Masters Shanghai / Playoffs — Day 2 / Live Discussion Thread

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Masters Shanghai is an international event featuring the top three teams from each of the four international leagues. Players compete for a $1,000,000 prize pool.

Information

Coverage: Liquipedia VLR.gg THESPIKE rib.gg
Official Information: Website VCT 2024 Masters Shanghai
Event Resources: Event Photography Playlist
General Resources: VCT Rules and Policies Global Contract Database subreddit guide to VALORANT Esports
Event Information:

Schedule — Swiss Day 4

Type Match * CST/PHT (Tournament Time Zone) EDT BRT CEST JST/KST
Upper Quarterfinal Paper Rex (Pacific #1) vs G2 Esports (Americas #2) 4:00 PM 4:00 AM 5:00 AM 10:00 AM 5:00 PM
Upper Quarterfinal Edward Gaming (China #1) vs Team Heretics (EMEA #2) 7:00 PM 7:00 AM 8:00 AM 1:00 PM 8:00 PM
Check here for times in your area

Streams

Participants — 8 Teams

Americas EMEA Pacific China
100 Thieves FNATIC Paper Rex EDward Gaming
G2 Esports Team Heretics Gen.G Esports FunPlus Phoenix
Leviatán FUT Esports T1 Dragon Ranger Gaming

Broadcast Talent

Hosts & Interviewers Commentators Analysts Observers
Alex "Goldenboy" Mendez Seth "Achilios" King Mimi "aEvilcat" Wermcrantz David "prius" Kuntz
Yinsu "Yinsu" Collins Clinton "Paperthin" Bader Beatriz "kaquka" Alonso Heather "sapphiRe" Garozzo
Mika "Mikafabs" Fabella Doug "EsportsDoug" Cortez Alberto "Tiie" Chavez Benitez
Salome "Soe" Gschwind-Repp Andrej "babybay" Francisty Nicholas "Yehty" Tesolin
Victoria "Chubbyninja" Cheng

Format

  • Swiss Stage (May 23-27):
    • 8 teams play in a Swiss System, where teams play opponents with the same record as them
      • For first matchup, 2nd seeds were drawn against 3rd seeds
    • Teams with two wins advance, teams with two losses are eliminated
    • All matches are Bo3
  • Playoffs (May 30-June 9):
    • 8 team double elimination bracket
      • 4 teams from Swiss Stage
      • 4 1st seeds
    • All matches are Bo3 except Lower Bracket Final and Grand Final
    • Lower Bracket Final and Grand Final are Bo5

Results

$1,000,000 USD are spread among the teams as seen below:
Place $ USD Team
1st 🥇 $350,000
2nd 🥈 $200,000
3rd 🥉 $125,000
4th $75,000
5th – 6th $50,000
5th – 6th $50,000
7th – 8th $35,000
7th – 8th $35,000
9th - 10th $25,000 Leviatán
9th - 10th $25,000 FunPlus Phoenix
11th - 12th $15,000 Dragon Ranger Gaming
11th - 12th $15,000 T1
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2024.05.30 23:44 Weak-East4370 My predictions for Album #14

This is just a fun thought/writing/trolling exercise for me but Taylor if you like something, GIRL CALL ME!!
I believe the overall theme of the album will be “I’m going to pretend I get that it’s all my fault but I am still the devastated victim.” Given that she likes short album titles, I think it will be “Deserved” or something similar with a track by the same name. Some of the songs I see:
Deserved- An overarching theme of deserving what happened to her this year because she’s such a heartbreaker
(I Brought It On) By Myself- Theme of loneliness and isolation, “Boo hoo you have every right to hate me, center me over yourself”
Leave Me Here- Matty coded song about the breakup
You Shouldn’t Have- Post-breakup Travis Coded song about how she wishes he had never reached out (Smallest Man In The World for BDT)
Eduardo-A Pete-Davidson coded song about their inevitable fling and messy breakup. Why Eduardo? Because nothing here has to make sense, it’s a TS album.
Field of Dreams- Travis coded breakup song about how her dreams of being an NFL WAG died. This sub will point out that it’s a baseball reference, Swifties will photoshop Travis’s adult head onto a little league player and pass it off as receipts.
Retrospect- Another album track title contender, about looking back in retrospect and realizing she wasn’t the problem, it’s just all the evidence points to it.
Higher than you- A Matty-coded breakup song about both substance abuse, and her constantly being in the air in her private fucking jet.
The Mask- her hiding her pain through her relationship with Travis. The music video will be a dark, masquerade version of “Love Story.” The concert performance will have five different potential dresses she could wear, but only one of them has a lock of Travis’s back hair sewn into the hem. Why? 4D CHESS or something.
Inside The Box- A 26 minute musical allegory comparing dating John Meyer to scooping the cat litter box, because we’re dragging every ex we can here.
Cochella Cinderella- transitioning from the honeymoon phase of Travis to his actual self, comparing it to coming down off whatever she was on when she was at Coachella.
No Seriously, Fuck You- An open Letter to her fans, who will 100% interpret it as an ode to them.
And finally, “Watered with your Blood,” a badly veiled jab at Olivia Rodrigo about how pop culture NEEDS Taylor more than her, so Taylor’s actions were justified.
The art will take the “colorless drab of sad sack sadness” to a new extreme, with imagery taken from graveyards and funerals.
It will be completed in time to add yet another set to the Era’s tour, and she will be carried on and off stage in a coffin.
All of her backup dancers will either dress as groomsmen at a middle class wedding or cocaine dealers from Miami.
Again, Taylor if you want any of this stuff, I am here for you!
Oh my god, this album already has an award!!! How do I balance it on someone’s head??
ETA: Album number #12. She has 13 Grammys and 11 albums
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2024.05.30 21:10 BaseballBot Game Thread 5/30 ⚾ Astros (24-32) @ Mariners (31-26) 4:10 PM ET

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Astros (24-32) @ Mariners (31-26)

First Pitch: 4:10 PM at T-Mobile Park
Team Starter TV Radio
Astros Spencer Arrighetti (2-5, 6.93 ERA) SCHN KBME, TUDN/KLAT (ES)
Mariners Logan Gilbert (3-2, 3.06 ERA) RSNW KIRO
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Gameday Game Graph Live Comments Libera: ##baseball

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
HOU 0 0 0 2 1 1 0 0 0 4 9 0 5
SEA 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 7

Box Score

SEA AB R H RBI BB SO BA
SS Crawford, J 2 0 0 0 2 0 .208
3B Rojas, J 3 0 0 0 1 0 .275
CF Rodríguez, J 4 0 1 0 0 2 .268
C Raleigh 4 0 0 0 0 3 .205
1B France, T 4 0 2 0 0 2 .249
LF Canzone 4 0 0 0 0 1 .190
RF Haniger 4 0 1 0 0 0 .218
DH Garver 3 0 0 0 0 2 .166
2B Moore, D 2 0 0 0 0 2 .229
SEA IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Gilbert, L 6.0 8 4 4 1 5 100-67 3.29
Snead 3.0 1 0 0 0 0 32-21 3.52
HOU AB R H RBI BB SO BA
2B Altuve 4 0 1 0 0 2 .292
DH Tucker 4 1 1 0 0 0 .266
LF Alvarez, Y 4 0 1 0 0 0 .273
RF McCormick 0 0 0 0 0 0 .212
SS Peña 4 0 0 0 0 0 .302
3B Bregman 4 2 2 2 0 0 .218
CF Meyers 3 0 1 0 1 1 .290
C Caratini 4 1 1 2 0 0 .257
1B Abreu, J 4 0 1 0 0 2 .111
LF Dubón 4 0 1 0 0 0 .316
HOU IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Arrighetti 6.0 2 0 0 3 8 90-55 5.98
Montero 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 9-7 3.04
Pressly 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 16-11 5.06
Hader 1.0 2 0 0 0 2 19-14 3.81

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
T4 Alex Bregman homers (6) on a line drive to left field. Kyle Tucker scores. 0-2
T5 Victor Caratini homers (3) on a fly ball to right center field. 0-3
T6 Victor Caratini grounds into a force out, second baseman Dylan Moore to shortstop J. P. Crawford. Alex Bregman scores. Jake Meyers out at 2nd. Victor Caratini to 1st. 0-4

Highlights

Description Length
Logan Gilbert against the Astros 0:09
Bullpen availability for Seattle, May 30 vs Astros 0:07
Bullpen availability for Houston, May 30 vs Mariners 0:07
Bench availability for Seattle, May 30 vs Astros 0:07
Fielding alignment for Seattle, May 30 vs Astros 0:11
The distance behind Alex Bregman's home run 0:13
A deep dive into Alex Bregman's home run 0:11
The distance behind Victor Caratini's home run 0:12
A deep dive into Victor Caratini's home run 0:11
Breaking down Logan Gilbert's pitches 0:04
Logan Gilbert's outing against the Astros 0:26
Breaking down Spencer Arrighetti's pitches 0:04
Spencer Arrighetti's outing against the Mariners 0:23
Alex Bregman's two-run home run (6) 0:24
Logan Gilbert K's Jose Altuve 0:06
Spencer Arrighetti K's Julio Rodríguez 0:22
Victor Caratini's solo home run (3) 0:29
Victor Caratini's RBI forceout 0:20
Jeremy Peña's slick defensive play 0:19
J.P. Crawford shovel tosses for out 0:27
Spencer Arrighetti whiffs eight vs. Mariners 1:30
Logan Gilbert fans five vs. Astros 0:57
Josh Hader seals the win 0:13

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Arrighetti (3-5, 5.98 ERA) Gilbert, L (3-3, 3.29 ERA)
Attendance Weather Wind
54°F, Partly Cloudy 2 mph, Out To RF
HP 1B 2B 3B
Chris Segal Larry Vanover David Rackley Nate Tomlinson
Game ended at 6:36 PM.
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2024.05.30 19:10 Mariners_bot Game Chat: 5/30 Astros (24-32) @ Mariners (31-26) 1:10 PM

Astros (24-32) @ Mariners (31-26)

First Pitch: 1:10 PM at T-Mobile Park
Team Starter TV Radio
Astros Spencer Arrighetti (2-5, 6.93 ERA) SCHN KBME, TUDN/KLAT (ES)
Mariners Logan Gilbert (3-2, 3.06 ERA) RSNW KIRO
MLB Fangraphs Baseball Savant Reddit Stream Discord
Gameday Game Graph Strikezone Map Live Comments Discord

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
HOU 0 0 0 2 1 1 0 0 0 4 9 0 5
SEA 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 7

Box Score

SEA AB R H RBI BB SO BA
SS Crawford, J 2 0 0 0 2 0 .208
3B Rojas, J 3 0 0 0 1 0 .275
CF Rodríguez, J 4 0 1 0 0 2 .268
C Raleigh 4 0 0 0 0 3 .205
1B France, T 4 0 2 0 0 2 .249
LF Canzone 4 0 0 0 0 1 .190
RF Haniger 4 0 1 0 0 0 .218
DH Garver 3 0 0 0 0 2 .166
2B Moore, D 2 0 0 0 0 2 .229
SEA IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Gilbert, L 6.0 8 4 4 1 5 100-67 3.29
Snead 3.0 1 0 0 0 0 32-21 3.52
HOU AB R H RBI BB SO BA
2B Altuve 4 0 1 0 0 2 .292
DH Tucker 4 1 1 0 0 0 .266
LF Alvarez, Y 4 0 1 0 0 0 .273
RF McCormick 0 0 0 0 0 0 .212
SS Peña 4 0 0 0 0 0 .302
3B Bregman 4 2 2 2 0 0 .218
CF Meyers 3 0 1 0 1 1 .290
C Caratini 4 1 1 2 0 0 .257
1B Abreu, J 4 0 1 0 0 2 .111
LF Dubón 4 0 1 0 0 0 .316
HOU IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Arrighetti 6.0 2 0 0 3 8 90-55 5.98
Montero 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 9-7 3.04
Pressly 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 16-11 5.06
Hader 1.0 2 0 0 0 2 19-14 3.81

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
T4 Alex Bregman homers (6) on a line drive to left field. Kyle Tucker scores. 0-2
T5 Victor Caratini homers (3) on a fly ball to right center field. 0-3
T6 Victor Caratini grounds into a force out, second baseman Dylan Moore to shortstop J. P. Crawford. Alex Bregman scores. Jake Meyers out at 2nd. Victor Caratini to 1st. 0-4

Highlights

Description Length
Logan Gilbert against the Astros 0:09
Bullpen availability for Seattle, May 30 vs Astros 0:07
Bullpen availability for Houston, May 30 vs Mariners 0:07
Bench availability for Seattle, May 30 vs Astros 0:07
Fielding alignment for Seattle, May 30 vs Astros 0:11
The distance behind Alex Bregman's home run 0:13
A deep dive into Alex Bregman's home run 0:11
The distance behind Victor Caratini's home run 0:12
A deep dive into Victor Caratini's home run 0:11
Breaking down Logan Gilbert's pitches 0:04
Logan Gilbert's outing against the Astros 0:26
Breaking down Spencer Arrighetti's pitches 0:04
Spencer Arrighetti's outing against the Mariners 0:23
Alex Bregman's two-run home run (6) 0:24
Logan Gilbert K's Jose Altuve 0:06
Spencer Arrighetti K's Julio Rodríguez 0:22
Victor Caratini's solo home run (3) 0:29
Victor Caratini's RBI forceout 0:20
Jeremy Peña's slick defensive play 0:19
J.P. Crawford shovel tosses for out 0:27
Spencer Arrighetti whiffs eight vs. Mariners 1:30
Logan Gilbert fans five vs. Astros 0:57

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Arrighetti (3-5, 5.98 ERA) Gilbert, L (3-3, 3.29 ERA)
Game ended at 3:35 PM.
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2024.05.30 15:13 Naszk Question

Question
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2024.05.30 15:00 AstrosBot Game Thread: Astros (24-32) @ Mariners (31-26) - May 30, 2024 3:10 PM


Mariners (31-26) Astros (24-32)
First Pitch: 3:10 PM at T-Mobile Park
Team Starter TV Radio
Astros Spencer Arrighetti (2-5, 6.93 ERA) SCHN KBME, TUDN/KLAT (ES)
Mariners Logan Gilbert (3-2, 3.06 ERA) RSNW KIRO
MLB Fangraphs Reddit Stream Discord
Gameday Game Graph Live Comments /baseball Discord

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
HOU 0 0 0 2 1 1 0 0 0 4 9 0 5
SEA 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 7

Box Score

SEA AB R H RBI BB SO BA
SS Crawford, J 2 0 0 0 2 0 .208
3B Rojas, J 3 0 0 0 1 0 .275
CF Rodríguez, J 4 0 1 0 0 2 .268
C Raleigh 4 0 0 0 0 3 .205
1B France, T 4 0 2 0 0 2 .249
LF Canzone 4 0 0 0 0 1 .190
RF Haniger 4 0 1 0 0 0 .218
DH Garver 3 0 0 0 0 2 .166
2B Moore, D 2 0 0 0 0 2 .229
SEA IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Gilbert, L 6.0 8 4 4 1 5 100-67 3.29
Snead 3.0 1 0 0 0 0 32-21 3.52
HOU AB R H RBI BB SO BA
2B Altuve 4 0 1 0 0 2 .292
DH Tucker 4 1 1 0 0 0 .266
LF Alvarez, Y 4 0 1 0 0 0 .273
RF McCormick 0 0 0 0 0 0 .212
SS Peña 4 0 0 0 0 0 .302
3B Bregman 4 2 2 2 0 0 .218
CF Meyers 3 0 1 0 1 1 .290
C Caratini 4 1 1 2 0 0 .257
1B Abreu, J 4 0 1 0 0 2 .111
LF Dubón 4 0 1 0 0 0 .316
HOU IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Arrighetti 6.0 2 0 0 3 8 90-55 5.98
Montero 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 9-7 3.04
Pressly 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 16-11 5.06
Hader 1.0 2 0 0 0 2 19-14 3.81

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
T4 Alex Bregman homers (6) on a line drive to left field. Kyle Tucker scores. 0-2
T5 Victor Caratini homers (3) on a fly ball to right center field. 0-3
T6 Victor Caratini grounds into a force out, second baseman Dylan Moore to shortstop J. P. Crawford. Alex Bregman scores. Jake Meyers out at 2nd. Victor Caratini to 1st. 0-4

Highlights

Description Length
Logan Gilbert against the Astros 0:09
Bullpen availability for Seattle, May 30 vs Astros 0:07
Bullpen availability for Houston, May 30 vs Mariners 0:07
Bench availability for Seattle, May 30 vs Astros 0:07
Fielding alignment for Seattle, May 30 vs Astros 0:11
The distance behind Alex Bregman's home run 0:13
A deep dive into Alex Bregman's home run 0:11
The distance behind Victor Caratini's home run 0:12
A deep dive into Victor Caratini's home run 0:11
Breaking down Logan Gilbert's pitches 0:04
Logan Gilbert's outing against the Astros 0:26
Breaking down Spencer Arrighetti's pitches 0:04
Spencer Arrighetti's outing against the Mariners 0:23
Alex Bregman's two-run home run (6) 0:24
Logan Gilbert K's Jose Altuve 0:06
Spencer Arrighetti K's Julio Rodríguez 0:22
Victor Caratini's solo home run (3) 0:29
Victor Caratini's RBI forceout 0:20
Jeremy Peña's slick defensive play 0:19
J.P. Crawford shovel tosses for out 0:27
Spencer Arrighetti whiffs eight vs. Mariners 1:30
Logan Gilbert fans five vs. Astros 0:57

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Arrighetti (3-5, 5.98 ERA) Gilbert, L (3-3, 3.29 ERA)
Attendance Weather Wind
54°F, Partly Cloudy 2 mph, Out To RF
HP 1B 2B 3B
Chris Segal Larry Vanover David Rackley Nate Tomlinson
Game ended at 5:35 PM.
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