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Nari ra Purush kina ek apas ma ladchan?

2024.05.07 18:14 Good_boi96 Nari ra Purush kina ek apas ma ladchan?

Ek jana Jabarjastikarad ko muddha uthauchan ani arko le galat aarop lagai fasayeko muddha. Sadai ek aapas ko asamanta li ladna thalchan
Ghrina ra bichar raya ma farak k hudo rahecha? Ghrina ali tarkahin huncha, bhawanatmak huncha. Bichar tarka sahit ko bewaharik huncha.
Ma sab lai tarka sanga sochna awahan garchu. Bhalu sanga jungle janchu. Ma ta chora manche sanga darauchu. Ma ni estree sanga basdina. Ma bihe ni gardina.. yadi-tyadi raya haru yaha chapine garcha
Hera bhai bahini haru. Ma mero shrimati ko bihe bhayekoo 20 barsa katyo. Mero dui ta chora chori chan. Ma uslai ajai ni ustai maya garchu. Mero sano chori ni cha. Ma uslai chora jasto bhyawahar gardina.. ma uslai chori jasto bhyawahar garchu. Ma byawaharik chu. Ma khas ma chori ko dher maya lagcha chora ko bhanda. Kinaki maile chori le bhogna parne samasya bujeko chu.
Yo sab choda. Ek arka lai ghrina garna kam gara ani milera basa la. Yesu ko kripa sadai tme haru sanga rahane cha✝️
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2024.05.07 08:51 Mudi_Xi Aaj story ni sunaunga, Aaj tehelka story sunaunga (img change krdi mods)

Aaj story ni sunaunga, Aaj tehelka story sunaunga (img change krdi mods)
To all my regarded aspirants have some popcorn and sitback. Y ek aisi kahani h jiske baare m sirf main ar Mera dost jaanta h. The first time he heard this he was flabbergasted.
To mods 🥺: delete mt Krna yaar I'm trying to cope a bit, also science h daba k story m to it's legal :)
~Love, TARS, love. It's just like Brand said. My connection with M*rs, it is quantifiable.
I was 11-12 yr old. Ar jawani aane s pehle mene kudh ko applied science k torch-bearer ki mehtvapoorna zimmedari saunp di thi. Ab marte jeete mera ek hi kaam tha; motor khojke manuj-peedhi k liye zaruri avishkaar krna.
Mere Ghar s kabadi wala kabhi ek tukde m saman ni le jata tha, kyuki jb bhi koi electronic appliance kharab hota tha to ghar ka ek zimmedar beta hone k naate, m uska purn roop s vishleshan krne k baad bolta tha ki Naya lelo ye to ni bnne wala. Ar ab vo lawaris device mere mazboot haatho m aa jati thi. Ar jb kisi ka dhyaan ni hota tha to pechkas, machis, hathodi, bhala-talvaar leke m usko shundar-shundar kr deta tha.
Ek din aise hi purani tv m se ek bhi motor na Milne k baad, main apne agle sikhaar k talash m tha. Ghar p majoor lge the Jo Ghar m kuch fix krre the ar mauka sahi tha. Poore Ghar ka ghanto tk chkkr lgane k baad mujhe kuch kabaad ni mila.. Apun ko lga, aaj science ki haar hogyi h ar duniya ko apne avishkaaro s jagmagane ka sapna, sapna hi reh jayega... Har k seedhi p baithe baithe mujhe Curie ar Archimedes ki yaad aai. Ar mene khudko saameta ar paripakvata ka ek paath pdhaya. “Ni mere jeete-ji, science ni haarega. Ye kaam asan ni h, iss lone torch-bearer of science ki haar aisi choti rukavato s ni hogi.” Aisa smjane k baad ek baad firse mene Ghar scan mara ar apne beeshma pratigya ko safal krne m mujhe sirf maut dikh ri thi. Mujhe kuch aisa mil gya tha jisme sucess rate to find motor ar death rate maximum the. Mere haath peeche hore the tb firse mene khudko smjhaya ki brother soch agar Madam Curie bhi maut s dar gyi hoti to aaj hum manushya kitne peeche hote...
Apne bahubali haatho ka prayog mene uss vish ko uthane m kiya jo meri maut ka karan bnne wala tha. Ar science ka naam leke mene bahar nikala vo kaala, bhaari, dhul m sana hua magar sbse sundar electric appliance: vo DVD player 📀.
Hn vahi DVD player 📀 jo didi hath bhi lgane s mana ki thi. Mummy ne bola tha isko chuoge to taang tod denge.
Maut ka dar ar jeevan ka moh chorke mene pechkas nikala ar fata fat us DVD player 📀 ko dekhte hi dekhte shundar-shundar kr diya. Ar usko kholne k baad smjho kayanaat palat gyi. 1 nahi 2 nahi balki 3 motors. Ab mujse control ni hora tha mene pechkas ki kabiliyat p zyada bharosa kr liya tha (fuck you do muh wale pechkas). Vo chote wale screw apne pe ad gye the, mene pyaar s unhe manane ki koshish ki magar vo mere ar mere namakool pechkas k incompetence p hasse jaa rhe the. “Bhaya binu hogi na preeti”, madam Curie lgataar mere dimag m ye chaupaai bole jaa rhi thi. Naa chahte huye mujhe vo kadam uthana pda jo m ni krna chahta tha.
Mera plan tha: chup chaap kholo. Dheeme s motor nikaalo, motor kabze m aate hi chup chaap dhkaan lga k vapis aa jao jaise kuch hua hi ni tha.
Magar un choote screws ne apni shudra-vyaktitva ko zaahir kr diya tha. Mene apne namakool pechkas ko choda ar apne har dukh k saathi; hathodi ko uthaya. Those screw saw the wrath of lone torch-bearer of Science that day.
Trr trrr khatt-khattt.
Aakhirkaar universe k is mushkil kasauti ko m paar kr gya. Ar ab vo teen motors sirf ar sirf mere the.
Mene nazar-chakshu bagal m ghumaye to DVD player 📀 ka haal dekha ni jaara tha. Isse pehle koi ye murder dekhe, mujhe iss laash ko thikane lgana tha. Maine saare tukdo ko sametna shuru kiya. Ar DVD player 📀 ko antim vidaai di. Plastic k jhole m uss DVD player 📀 ki atim yatra hui ar boht door jaane k baad mene ek sahi location paai; ek koode ka spot jaha kisi ki nazar ni pdegi. Mitti khod k uss DVD player 📀 ki laash ko mene apne Bahubali haathon s thikane lga diya ar vapas Ghar aa gya.
Ghar to aa gya tha but ldai khtm ni hui thi. Chup chap gate bnd krke m didi no 2 k pass gya ar ek plan sochne lga. Didi no 2 tv dekhne m mashroof thi ar bahar s majooron ki awaz aari thi.
Mere shatir dimag m neurons shoot hue ar ek nayab plan soojha. Mene didi ko bola: 😾 ooye paagal! Kyaa krri h?? Ghar m majdoor lge h ar andr aise baithi h! Hosh khabar rkha kriye thoda! Abhi kuch utha k nikl jayenge sb to pta bhi ni chlega! Abhi hm ek bnde ko kal s dekh rhe h us ‘TV AR DVD PLAYER 📀’ k bgl m khada hoke kuch dekhra tha! Sochiye abhi hum ni hote to utha k nikal jata vo ‘DVD PLAYER 📀’! 😾
The idea was incepted. All I needed was it to ripe.
Kuch mahine beete mummy diwali ki safai krri thi ar didi no 1 chilla k bulai. BAABUUU... m iss situation k liye m poorna roop s taiyaar tha. M saamne gya ar bola kya hua. Didi no 1 was on fire. KAHA H VO DVD PLAYER 📀??? I said: ni milra na! Hum bhi khoojre itne din s humko lga aap log chupa k rkhi h. Jeshtha purna roop s vismrit thi. Vo kuch ar kehti usse pehle bagal se didi no 2 aai ar boli hn hum bhi dekhre h itne din s. Humko lgra h vo last time kaam lga tha tbhi s gaayab hua h. Vo sb the bhi chor type k. Mauke ka faida utha k maine bola: hn hn aap to bolri thi na ki dekhi thi kisi ko tv bgl m kuch dekhra tha. And she thought and said: hn hn pta ni kaise kb utha k le gye... Itne m mummy aai ar boli: jaane do kon ab usme dekh bhi rha h movie voovie. And I ended the conversation: jaane dijiye tsk tsk le Jana hi tha to kamse kam humko bta diya hota hum us DVD player 📀 m s motor to nikal liye hote
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2024.05.06 17:14 SimilarOwl1064 I hope people here will listen

So yesterday I gave my neet exam for the 3rd time, in first attempt I scored only 190 and then in 2nd 500 and this time I was sure that I’ll get a government or in worst case scenario semi govt seat but maybe destiny had some other plans , I started my paper with zoology that seemed quite easy I was solving and then Pbr322 wala que aaya and I was not able to recall those X n Y like which was Ori ,I didn’t read the options at first and I just started getting anxious even then I read the options nothing was getting into my mind that was weird , my heart beats got faster and faster , I tried to calm down my self drank water and just tried getting back skipped the que for a while then continued to solve zoology then started solving botany part then uss perigynous wale ne waat laga di dimag kharab fir uska epi hypo mark kar diya galat or uske baad botany chod kar fir Pbr322 wale que par gayi or ans mil Gaya then continued solving botany and fuck the bell ,man it was already an hour leave OMR I wasn’t even done with botany I got anxious again the did that all in hurry or omr wapas recheck kar ke bhar rahi thi because I had some gut feeling paper me Kuch gadbad ki h and tadddaa till I completed botany and filled omr for both it was 1hr 30min already (I usually take 45 min for it) then started with chem ,it was also super easy continued marking answers and when I saw the time it was 4:36 already which means I even had 1 hr for solving physics and my chemistry omr was not filled completely i thought let’s do physics first then at the end I’ll solve chem, BTW last year physics was only factor which stopped my selection only score 40 marks and I only studied physics for this year and was prepared enough or mocks me mujhe physics solve karne me 1hr 15-20mins lagte h ik I’m not good with speed ,,,,okay now coming back I began with physics and left like 5-6 questions of chemistry unfilled in OMR then again heart beat Badh gayi 4:36 dekh kar , I was sweating halat kharab (I already saw it ab nahi hone ka pura paper) then with all the anxiety started marking physics aadhe Bina matlab ke tukke Lahane lag gayi or logic gate ke itne easy que ki truth table bana kar check kar rahi thi ek ek option ki ,or ese aadhe me tukke lagaye or aadhe me faltu time barbaad kiya only 25 que attempt kiye fir physics ki omr Bhari 25 que ki and the time was over chem ke bache hue ques bhi reh gaye or ab bas mila kar 530 hi aa rahe h even though looking at paper level I could have easily scored 620+ , botany me itne negative ho gaye or phy me tukke ke chal kar me negative ho gaye.
Kal se bass Kuch dimag nahi kaam kar raha kal bhi bohat Royi this time parents also had big expectations but ab vo bhi sad h because they saw me working hard for the exam ,mera last attempt ke baad man nahi that paper dene ka par papa ne zabardasti drop karwaya ki pls ek baar karle mere kehne par I was so much traumatised after last year but still i prepared somehow (I know how I did this I used to cry in front of my mom like how I don’t like all my friends who scored less than me were having a better life but my mom kept me doing it) , I made sacrifices for the exam in all this negativity but now I’m completely shattered everyone had high hopes but fuck everyone I worked my ass of I wanted the result looking at the paper level yaar physics bhi kitne easy thi ghar aakar aage dekha sab ho rahe the now even my friends are judging me for it ki tera itne padhne ke baad paper me konsa drama h yaar ,or parents bol rahe koi baat nahi ro mat but I think ab Rona toh aayega hi yaar kal raat ko Netflix dekhne ki koshish ki vo bhi acha nahi laga , so rahi hu to paper ke flashbacks aa rahe h samjh nahi aa raha Parso tak I was expecting Clg to mil hi jayega or ab kya hi gya ,I’m not convinced with my performance, after exam exitment ye karungi waha jaungi sab khatam ho Gaya ,
I’m not asking for some guidance or anything I just wanted someone to know this all and I did
Most probably I’ll be taking a pvt Clg this year
Thankyou for reading
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2024.05.05 19:12 LettuceSame6698 3rd attempt bhi fail

3rd attempt bhi fail
1st attempt mein clear nhi hua NEET toh. Bsc ke liye university mein Daal diya tha. Uni mein reh neet ki padhai + clg ki padhai ki taaki parents ko convince kr sku drop krne de. 165 in first attempt se 400 in second pe jump le toh li jee jaan se padhai krke. Drop year ke liye convince bhi Kiya and le bhi liya. Par hu bhi itna bhosdika and chutiya ki usko waste kr diya. Padhai dhng se ki nhi distract Hota. Sabne bola padh padh but nhi madarchod behra ho gya tha gandu Sala. Ab 3rd drop ki baat ki toh mummy ko rona aane wala tha. Partial drop bhi cancel. Fuck my life. Yeh Maine khud hi kra hai nvm. Anyways it was an amazing journey with yall. Drop year ke start se ig tha iss sub pe Main ya uske baad idk. Dekhte dekhte time kaise chala Gays Pata hi nhi chala. Joh bhi iss baar drop lenge all the best to them. Maine nhi bolne wala ki time waste mat krna procrastination mat krna kyuki either way krne wale toh krenge hi and then joh Maine post dali hai usko repost krenge. Sablog khayal rkhna. Jinka hone wala hai iss saal selection, a hearty congratulations to all of you. Maybe this degree wasn't meant for me after all. Ya it was but I didn't work hard enough. Either way the time is gone and there's nothing I can do. Toh please mere experience se kuch seeking and appropriate decision lena taaki tume napasand course mein zabardasti admission na lena pade. Bye everyone ab I'll be leaving this sub :)
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2024.04.29 10:29 Ok_Dependent6471 Aakriti and jashwant's live

'mein Sachin ko respect karti thi isliye mene 10 chize nahi boli' bro we have watched the episodes and fake claiming things won't prove you right and jashwant Tum aakriti le naya pille ho jab 2 3 mahine dance wance karke reel banake thak jaegi woh Naya pille pallegi acha Hoga agar Tum chup hi raho toh aur agar aakriti NE nahi choda toh history will repeat itself jashwant ne Jo nandu ke sath Kiya hai wahi Hoga aakriti kendathi ish liya jyada uchlo aur socha tha isse jyada toh nahi giregi bandi ne phirse slut shaming, body shaming suru kardiya have you lost your mind?? Show pe Jo karliya toh karliya ab live peh bhi Naya #thereal the main the truthful the sab ka Raza kholdungi jashkriti show kholna Chalu Kiya hai Kya? Lagta hai Splitsvilla wallo ne diya huwa paisa kam padgaya Kya aur ab insta live pe bitching karke kamana chati ho?? shouting and crying won't prove you right and respectfully you deserve all the hate
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2024.04.28 10:49 momoiro_cream Future Tour Stops

I was reading comments sa latest Tiktok ni Opisyal and there were people requesting them to go to certain countries, so in relation to that, here are some stops I wish they would consider for their next World Tour:
⚪ Australia: Mukhang marami na silang fans doon and there are a lot of Filipinos there too, kaya I think it is a great addition to their tour. They should also consider busking. I watched some Kpop in Public videos, at andaming ideal location doon for it. They could also sing/jam.
⚪ Taiwan: Another one that has a lot of Filipinos at A’tin. Just like Australia, it also has a lot of ideal locations for busking.
⚪ Hong Kong: Based on twitter, mukhang established na yung fanbases nila doon. Each of the houses has their own fanbase na very maeffort din sa pagpromote. Ilang beses na nilang napatop ang Esbi songs sa Itunes.
⚪ Indonesia: Someone posted a statistics of streamers noon (I forgot to save, sorry), and it showed na second ang Indonesia sa list. As our neighbor, they share similar culture and sense of humor, and hence, I think it would be easy to strengthen their growing fandom there. Maganda rin mga edits nila and ang sisipag nilang mag-aral ng Tagalog.
⚪ China: I have never visited Weibo or Douyin (I find apps too complicated kaya hindi na lang ako nagaattempt magexplore), but according to some fans meron na silang established Weibo profile and popular rin yung Gento sa Douyin. Plus maraming cover groups yung sumayaw na sa Gento, and even Chinese boy groups have danced or covered it, sa national TV pa. The Chinese people aren’t new to idol groups and from what I know, are very supportive of the groups they stan, kaya maganda rin silang target market.
⚪ Europe: I’m not sure exactly kung saan sa Europe but I hope they would consider at least 2 stops there. The countries in the continent kasi ay magkakatabi-tabi, and from what I read, they can travel from one country to another through trains. Hence, I think strategic na makapagpromote din sila doon, kasi kahit hindi gaano karami ang fans per country, if they’re willing to travel, they could accumulate a large crowd. Maganda rin magbusking dito ‘cause the people seem supportive, atleast from what I see sa mga Kpop in public videos (eto lang yung crowd na nakita kong nagcla-clap at least).
⚪ Bonus- Latin America: This one’s a bonus because rather than being part of the tour, I wish they could perform in a Music Festival there. Marami akong nakikitang mga Spanish comments in youtube, IG, and Tiktok, but hindi ko talaga ma-gauge kung gaano na kalaki ang fandom nila doon. I think that if they were given a chance, mabilis nilang mapapalaki ito, because just like Indonesia, marami rin tayong similarities with Latin American countries (cough 333 years ba naman). Latinas and Latinos also seem to be a fun and supportive crowd. I noticed na yung mga fans doon yung willing lumipad dito to see SB19 (at magvacation na rin lol). Example sila Sol & Luna, Chachi, and recently yung isang hatdog ni Pau na umattend ng Aurora at Xiaomi Fest.
Anyway, ‘yun lang, gusto ko lang talaga magblabber. Please do inform me kindly if I said anything incorrect. Dumating na rin ang mga boys sa Japan, and I’m still manifesting na sana makapagperform sila sa THE FIRST TAKE.
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2024.04.26 18:37 Automatic_Mud554 These IIT prof need some common sense ASAP !!

Man...I am currently studying in an IIT, and I think, that these proffs here have no common sense, or what so ever. They just teach, coz they have to teach, that's there 'job' . Ye govt job ka jo exploit karre na, ki mujhe kya, monthly mere account mei aare paise, bacche bhad mei jaaye! I am literally irritated by this attitude. Like man , there are many cases where I feel like itna gyaan hai, IIT jaise institute mei prof hai, par common sense ghanta nhi
Like in one subject, prof said that questions will also come from what's taught in guest lecture!!!!! Like wtf man! Yaha khud jo aapko padhana chahiye....ek specific amount of classes mei...woh puura ho nhi Raha aapse, extra classes lene ke baad bhi, PDFs ke pages aise skip karne ke baad bhi, aur aapko hamara syllabus badhana hai. Aapka padhaya hua toh acche se samajh aaya nhi woh guest lecture mei patanhi kya bak ke chala gya samajh kuch nhi aaya. Aur ek toh inhone usme bhi attendance criteria laga diya, ki iski attendance tumhari 75 % wali mei count hogi. Kyu bhai....
Mereko ek baat samajh nhi aati....ye profs nhi samjh paate kya ki unhe baccho ko zabardasti bulana padh rha hai, kyu aap logo ko samajh nhi aata ki bachho ko nhi interest ( mujhe toh bilkul nhi), woh waha sirf attendance ke liye aate, and worst part is, chalo aagye hai, toh atleast kuch toh samjhenge, kuch toh Naya seekhlenge, par nhi...woh alag chal rha, yaha class ka nhi aara, waha woh, puura weekend barbaad. Ab jab basics hi nhi Clear hai(hamare mahan profs ka padhaya hua) toh woh bande ka kya samajh aane wala mujhe!
Aur bhi saare profs aisehi hai, ki bas PDFs dikhadete hai end mei, ki baccho ye ye hai, dekhlo , bbye class over. Ham waha bewakoofo jaise baithe reh jaate h. Na toh ham kuch aur productive kaam kar sakte h(ek prof mobile literally just faikne Wala hote h) aur class mei aana jaruri hai(coz 75% attendance, aur proxy nhi lagti h ). Mujhe class mei aane se koi dikkat nhi hai(yaha 4 saal aaye hi hai padhne). But the thing is, kuch acche se ho bhi toh!!! waste of time lagta hai class Jana, Roz subah utho, phir jaao, baitho, aur bas Pak jao.
Honestly, cheeze interesting lagti h, jab khud raat mei padhta hu, yhi sochta hu, agar shai se padha leta, with good speed and actually teaching those things (not tells to just mug it up, and write exactly that shit he has given in those PDFs in the exam.)then class Jane ka koi point bhi lagta.
Ek toh in profs ko samajh kyu nhi aata ki agar tum acche se apna Tak syllabus nhi Kara paare(Jo classes tumhe di hai ki 39 classes mei karwao ye puura course), aur woh bhi har sem, toh syllabus Kam Karo!! Ya phir number of classes badhado!! Take your time dude. But nhi, har sem, same cheez karni h. Dimag zero. Bas age se bade hore, dimag se nhi
Aur inke PDFs ka content, Bhai Saab!!!Jo ki har sem se same hi chalta aara, patanhi kounse jamane mei usne likha hoga kabhi(aur likhte khud bhi nhi, internet pe search Kiya, aur bas Jo sahi content laga chaap diya,usme itne complex words, itni saari cheezo ko bas likh diya, na class mei acche se samjhaya), aur ab Tak chalte aarha. Class mei pdf mei koi galti dikhti hai, toh bolta hai, I will correct, agar ye galti usse abhi dikhi, woh same cheez pehle bhi dikhi hogi, tab kyu nhi kiya. Kyuki ye log hai aalsi, inhone teaching ko literally sarkaari naukri samajh li hai. Aur phir ye expect karte hai ki hame pichla sems ka aata hi hoga. Kaise aayega Bhai jab basics hi clear nhi hote toh aage bhi dikkat hoti h.
Aur bhi bohot rant karni h, but fir yaad aata hai, isse sirf time waste hota hai, kuch fayda nhi, na syllabus Kam hora, na Inka teaching methods ka :(
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2024.04.26 10:11 Ok_Lake_235 Aaj pata chala kitna lonely hu mai

Nhi choda ja raha mujhse reddit, but kam toh karliya hai, I am happy for that (before people say tu toh chorrne wala tha)
Mujhe pata hai is rant ka kuch ghanta nhi hoga, but I'd still like to put it out there
Result Mera bahut accha aaya, initially Mai bhi bahut khush tha. Kal ka din Puri Khushi Mai nikala. Aaj neeche walk karne gaya, pura Khali tha (usse koi farak nhi padha) but immediately mujhe realise hua ki bhai dost toh mere bahut Kam hi hain... Random log internet pe result puch rahe hain but not to congratulate they just want tips... Aur fir abhi Tak doston ka phone mere pas aaya tak nhi, they didn't ask kaisa gaya, logon ko apna fayda dekhne se fursat nhi, social skills Puri Mari padhi hain, Ghar pe lash ban chuka hu. Jabse school band dosto se baat band, coachig wale dosto se baat bahut kam hoti ha
Aisa lag raha hai ki dost hain hi nhi mere pas
Uske upar se I don't know but mujhe Aisa lag raha hai ki mere parents itne khush nhi hain... They just are like ek 2 din ho gaye na ab padhai kar, advanced ke liye, reference ke liye papa engineer hain... And I don't know bhai, is ko likhte waqt abhi fiitjee ki celebrations Mai ja raha hu just to feel like I belong somewhere.
Ik this hardly counts as a problem in my case compared to others massive problems, but thanks for listening. It means a lot.
EDIT: Lagta hai galti kardi aake saare AIR under 100 baithe hain aur yahan akela main jiske 700s Mai bhag Rahi hai bc Gonna die of embarassment
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2024.04.25 20:29 DesignerTask7243 Saar we piecephool peepal saar we belib in Om Shanti saar

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2024.04.15 09:03 Ok-Corner-7864 like nalla said " doosra hoga toh humhe pata hoga tab ki teething ki wajah se fever aa raha hai, hum besharam hoke vlogging karenge kyuki fever aana toh normal hoga pata hai humhe!

Aur jahan tak baat rahi darrne ki aur ghabrane ki( kyuki bachche ko fever tha 6 din se) woh toh hum iss baar bhi nahi the!
Proof chahiye aapko? Lijiye 👇
Dippi ne new style biryani banayi
100 pakwaan banaye
Itne mehmano ko bulaya
Vlogging bhi Kari
Bimaar bete ko zabardasti taiyaar karke photo shoot bhi karaya( toh kya hua agar 5-10 min baad usko uljhan hone lagi)
Muh bhi banaya ki theek se sab ho nahi paya
So doosre mein toh hum pure dheet bann chuke honge 😃
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2024.04.12 17:30 No_Significance9913 CID - Discussion thread update!!

CID - Discussion thread update!!
So Guys i am Starting The discussion thread for Our beloved Show CID There will be every Saturday Thread will be Upload for each episode And next day sunday ko Thik raat 9:30 bje episode ka written update Diya jayega Jo log Busy Rehte hain ye unke liye Fitt bethega And Mon - Friday Next episode Ke thread ke related Posts upload ki jayengi Or baaki Jo bhi regular Posts Hoti hain wo waise hee upload hoti rahengi jaise ab hori hain unka thread se koi door door takk naata ni hai koi zabardasti nhi hai jisko discussion mein participate krna ho krna nhi krna mt krna Thats all Thanks!!
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2024.04.11 09:35 Substantial-Ask-2075 Ep-10 rant

rewatching series and seeing episode 10 triggered me
1) why does tapu refer to himself in 3rd person? what kind of psychopath does that and that too a 10year old?
2) when Daya entered bhides house with tapu and almost attacked him for insulting chamfuck, why was madhavi just watching the show? i mean shouldn't the wife have stepped in between another woman shouting at her husband never seen madhavi support bhide in anything.
3) Anjali bhabhi listens to everything and tells bhide that it was his mistake. love-d khud ke husband ko bhookha Marti hai, but expects bhide to not react when someone pushes bhajiya down his throat.
bhide is a petty man and went overboard with insults, but even he agreed that he overreacted as his mouth was stuffed with food, and shirt spoiled by the same man who had gargled on him in the morning. kitna bhi gaav dehat me Aisa nahi hota ki bujurg aadmi zabardasti kisi mehmaan ke muh me khana thuus Raha hai.
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2024.04.06 19:23 khattakapashtana1 Jinnat ke qisay

This happened around 3 years ago, my younger cousin Ahad was around 2 years old. Raat ke 1 baaj rahe the and Ahad wouldn't stop crying, he was with his mother (my chachi) and older sister who was 9 years old, Maria. My chachi tried everything to stop him from crying but he wouldn't stop.
Tabhi unke darwaze pe meri "behan" Sarah chachi ko darwaza knock karti hai bolti hai, "chachi mujhe dedo Ahad main usse chup karwa dungi, chachi dedo Ahad ko, chachi dedo na" wo jab tak Ahad Ko mang rahi thi utna Ahad roraha hai aur uske knocks zyda taiz aur strong hone lage. Mind you, the jinn was speaking in Pashto.
Pata nhi chachi ko kya hua tha that she didn't open her door but after a while Maria went outside to check if my sister was really there but no sign of her so she entered our room and saw that Sarah was sleeping. Maria went to her mother's room quickly to tell her mother that she was sleeping. Imagine chachi ne darwaza khol diya hota toh?
Do you guys have any jinn stories? I have alot but this one was the creepiest and most recent. Let me read yalls stories!
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2024.04.06 11:21 EccentricBai Alia, Neetu and the long game

A recent thread speculating about how Alia is docile, unambitious and malleable etc prompted a memory to rise from its grave.
This is circa 2013 guys.
Alia was fresh, so fresh that a cosmetic client of my agency (a global cosmetic brand) signed her to be an ambassador for it's target demographic. Their products are cheaper knock offs of the higher end brands of their larger conglomerate with production compromises involving safer ingredients. They make dupes of their own high end brands, they have a HUGE portfolio.
This was a job at a digital agency. Once signed, Alia was to do multiple ad campaigns for their products and the biggest campaign was for an eye product. For the agency, this involved taking candids for social media content to be used later on, coordinating with the client global creative agency and their in house departments along with Alia's own team and momager on every aspect on the campaign and Alia herself.
Let me tell you one thing.
Alia is a hyper focused, highly intelligent and 'chunt' person. It is laughable to imagine RK married her for being a simpler, gharelu and a flexible choice over his exes. She is as machiavellian as they come. She would be wooden, cold and jaded with EVERYONE who was an agency person, they might as well be thin air - and a bubbly teen princess when the global honchos were on set. Not an ounce of energy spent on any person who wasn't important or powerful.
Life has taught me one thing.
There are no accidents when it comes to success. No amount of KJo's hard on for nepo kids would have worked if Alia and her mother hadn't been the Kim-Kris team they are or had Alia been a go with flow person.
Good people don't succeed. Good girls don't make history.
Now to Circa early 2022.
The first post pandemic wedding I was attending threw me in with an elderly Bollywood fringie related through marriage to the Bhatts. Someone who had known not just Mahesh and siblings through a marriage but grew up in Juhu and was classmates with many industry kids in the 60's. Stuck at a reception table with them and having nothing else in common, the evening turned into an uninvited gossip sesh and given it was a wedding we were at, the upcoming Kapoor Bhatt wedding came up, unprompted (there had been no announcement until then). The Bollywoodiya high society person was vocally ecstatic that the wedding was finally happening, that would now add the Kapoor's to their clan because Alia was like a daughter and relative through marriage after all. Nevertheless -
"You know, I thought Katrina would be the one. Such a strong self made woman like Neetu. Poor fellow really wanted to marry her, I don't get why Neetu kicked up such a fuss."
I had read the threads on this sub on it I also had ANOTHER source who told me that RK would dump Katrina for not being Kapoor bahu material and I made a post on that too. I chose to leave out my source because it was on the nose and stick to the sub's speculations about the 'Neetu Tailor' business and other breakup blinds and offered up the theory that Katrina's dad not being on the scene, speculations around escorting as a a young model and her being from a single mother household might be the reason for the bigoted prejudice.
They started laughing.
"Yeah she's the one to talk."
"What do you mean?"
Verbatim -

"Has anyone asked Neetu who her father is? Does she even know for sure? Her mother was a neighbour of my Chachi's and Neetu went around telling everyone she would be a Kapoor Bahu since she was a teen. Her walls were full of Rishi's posters even when she pretended to be a friend of his and she was obsessed with him. Her mother asked my Chachi (family doctor and best friend of 60’s Bollywood star couple ) to have her introduced to the couple to get her break in the industry when she was a kid. That's how she got her first film with Rajendra Kumar ( he was a friend of the couple). If Katrina wasn't Khandani, Neetu was worse. Her mother pimped her out at 12 to be an adult heroine.
But chalo, accha hi hua. Hamari Alia ko jo chahiye tha joh ho gaya. Woh isse kam mein nahin manti. Kitne saal se Neetu ki Tarah mehnat ki usne bhi"
Make of it what you will.
I just find it equal parts hilarious and demeaning to assume that any woman who is metal enough to crawl through the barbed wire jungle of Bollywood (nepo or not) is being called naive, weak willed, malleable and unambitious - basically plain lucky.
For either gender, sex and marriage are about power as much as love, especially when they are ambitious. As with their careers, so with their marriage. It is the ultimate power trip to marry someone on a higher rung in the hierarchy of whatever society applies to you. I know of no man or women who was ambitious and driven and actually married someone indistinctive, be it Akshay Kumar, Alia or Neetu, Ash or Shilpa Shetty. Whatever it costs to have that victory is a calculation. Nothing more and nothing less.
Edit: re Neetu’s early days - Rekha’s biography echoes similar speculations by a veteran Bollywood journalist that teens who played adult roles like Neetu, Waheeda and Rekha were ALL sexually abused (since minors can’t consent to sex)
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2024.04.04 09:48 notad0ctorshhhh Dipika begging for appreciation

Dipika always has to ask for tareef. No one from the fam does it on their own. It always goes like ammi heek to nahi aa rahi? Shoaib ye achha hai? Kaisa laga? Khushboo aa rahi hai? Matlab agar kisi ne apke lie bhot mehnat se kuchh banaya hai to kuchh do shabd meethe bol do par nahi vo bhi zabardasti nikalawane padte hai chippi ko.
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2024.03.31 17:38 nohoes6996 The JEE Ending/Final Comeback Chance

11th 12th me family, economical, issues to the hi (peak corona, papa cab driver hai so no work, and he is single earner and hamare paas pata hi lag gya hoga generational wealth to hai nahi) uske upar se gharwalo ne device aur wifi online lectures aur classes ke liye dilaya usme bas anime dekha( not like I hadn't studied but aur bhot achha ho skta tha)
Ended up with appeox 82%ile, boards ro rokar diye(literally, thought I'd fail in Physics exam ke ek raat pehle ray wave semiconductor chhue bhi nahi the), April me bhot uncertainty thi ki kab hoga exam uske chakkar me 1 mahina bhot kam padha Marks to +30 hogye, but percentile 78.
Drop liya, offline Institute join kiya (state topper last 2-3 saal se wahi se aarha hai + jaankari thi.) Coaching ki clases material ki. Fir Mid nov tak decide hogya classes jana kam karenge and 43 years ki PYQ book lake wo solve karenge, wo solve ki max chapters ki.
Jan attempt me bas P, C me Salt analysis, ionic, Optics(R+W), Liquids choda. Maths hamesha se weak thi to did selected chapters.
Fuck up kardiya, jaha 170 aane the, ~140 aaye (60, 60,20). Chodo koi nahi marks utne bhi kharab nahi hai 97 tak touch hojayegi percentile.
93.7
Dosto ke pooche, jiske number 104, uski bhi percentile zyada, jiske 145 uski bhi zyada apne peer grp me itne achhe laane ke baad bhi bhot peeche reh gya.
Mujhe apni galti hi nahi samajh aayi, Mene aisa kya galat kardiya jo mere saath hi aisa hua, sabke number kam ho ya jyada percentile zyada hi hai (why?) Ek hafta bhot roya, gharwalo ne bhi bhot samjhaya koi nahi aage focus karo but mujhe wahi janna tha ki bc 140 pe 95 bhi nahi aayi mere baski to nahi hai 2 mahine me 210 laane.
Uss depression se ubharte ubharte aaj padhunga kal padhunga karte karte March shuru ho gya. YPT grps join kiye, ek din padha wapas wahi, dekhte dekhte ab ek hafte pehle aankh khuli ki kaha fass gya. But thoda bhot I was revising to I can atleast finish revision with minimal q practise. Agar book uthake baithta tha to lagta tha ki bc bacha kya hai kya padhu saare to PYQ solve karliye ab kismat itni kutti hai usme meri kya galti hai?
But ab ubhar chuka hu, bhot baato ko let it be karke aage badhna hota hai wo zindagi ne dikhaya.
Ab 5th April ko JEE Mains hai zindagi ka final let's see how I'll do. But is week mai consistently long hours baith raha hu. I feel I have improved a ton, compared to if I had scored 97 in the first attempt.
Ab Ek hi aim hai.
The JEE Advanced.
Wapas wahi galti nahi hone dunga.
50 days.
Will make every minute count.
Even if I score 10k rank, I'll be well off (mere paas catagory hai, faaltu ka hate dena na dena tum par hai).
Pata nhi kyo likhdiya. Par ab to likhdiya padho iski🥰
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2024.03.25 12:46 Consistent_Funny1082 Maryam Safdar ko bhi aise zabardasti medical college me admission dia tha.

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Reddit sub ko maan na padega! Hum logo ne in luche ibrahims ko sab sikha diya:
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kaha gya wo mausi wala choda, bhenchod puri raat kitaab ko lund jaise padha
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Apne pure parivar ko jab mene choda to pati ka Ghar hi apna Man liya. Bhul kar apni sari ajadi susral li jemedari ko apna man liya. Wo Ghar choda ye Ghar apna gya Tabhi ye sune ko kiyo milta hai. Ye. Tu apne miyake sa nhi lai thi ye mere hai Ladhki apni Jaan laga deti hai sabko khush kne me tab bhi susral me thodi khat pat hojye to use yha susral ye Ghar tere nhi ye sam mere nhi hai ye sune ko mil jata hai Ab wo bahu bolti hai mere kya hai bata do meri is ghar me phechn kya wo mujhe samjado,
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