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2024.05.19 05:00 duellingislands 5:04 EEST; The Sun is Rising Over Kyiv on the 816th Day of the Full-Scale Invasion. This week's Ukrainian recipe: the simple perfection of Potaptsi.
| Potaptsi Rye or Die. If you haven't been keeping track, some of our users keep a half of a kilo of Salo on hand for emergencies, so we were thinking we might share yet another dish that requires this translucent gold - Potaptsi - bread pieces fried in pork fat (can be substituted with butter). There are many variations but most of them belong to two versions - the most common savory version, and the less common sweet version that is just like French toast, just traditionally served with another culinary staple - honey. This dish often accompanies Horilka as a chaser, or is served as a snack, an hors d'oeuvre or appetizer alongside soup or salad - in fact, there is a version that is essentially just really intense croutons. Simplicity itself. As a simple open-faced sandwich type deal, you may have guessed that Potaptsi are very easy to prepare; they require very little time and only a few ingredients. Perhaps it was for this reason that they were so very popular as a snack of Kozaks and Chumaks that even found their way to inclusion in Kotliarevskyi's Aeneida, thought to be the first work of literature published in colloquial Ukrainian. In that action packed satire of the classical Latin work, a king is faced with war. He longs for simpler times when he could just sit around and eat Potaptsi. We feel you, king. _______________________________ How to Make Potaptsi in Like Seven or Eight Minutes Got a few minutes? Ingredients - Pork belly fat / Salo (can be substituted with butter of course, or oil) - 100-200 grams (depending on your love for Salo)
- Bread - rye; black; or any other bread - 500 grams
- Similar to French toast, it does not have to be fresh!
- Garlic - 1-3 cloves (depending on your garlic tolerance)
- Green onion, dill, parsley, to garnish (optional)
- Salt, to taste.
Recipe - Mince the garlic and set aside.
- Cut the pork belly or Salo into slices (not cubes, so if you are frequent in making Shkvarky you need to retrain your muscle memory). Some people like giant slices, some people like thin slices. It's up to you!
- Fry the pork, but don't overdo it - only lightly fried: a golden crust should appear, but be careful not to dry it out. It needs to be fried from both sides. Set aside the fried slices.
- Next, slice the bread and fry it in the fat rendered from the pork fat. Also from both sides. Place the bread on a plate, spread the garlic in a you-appropriate amount, and then put the pieces of the fried pork on top. At this time you can add a pinch of salt on each potapets and garnish it with green onions or dill.
- There is another common way to make Potaptsi by cutting the bread itself into cubes and frying them in pork fat to make a lovely addition to soups, like croutons. And also, today, often people substitute the pork with tomatoes and/or melted cheese!
_______________________________ Смачного! Part of our series on Ukrainian recipes! You can find the other entries in the series here: Borshch Varenyky (Recipe) Varenyky Cultural Background Horilka Banosh Hrechanyky Kyivskyi Cake Makivnyk Vyshnyak Drunken Cherry Cake Varenukha Pumpkin Porridge Lazy Varenyky Holubtsi Kalach Kvas Christmas Borshch Uzvar Kutya Beetroot Salad Kapusnyak Nalysnyk Bublyk Deruny Wild Mushroom Sauce Kozak Kapusnyak Yavorivskyi Pie Spring Dough Birds Kholodets Easter Bread (Babka/Paska) Khrin & Tsvikli Shpundra Teterya Green Borshch Kalatusha Elderflower Kvas Crimean Tatar Chebureky Ryazhanka Verhuny Liubystok (Lovage) Young Borshch with Hychka Baturyn Cookies Strawberry Varenyky Stinging Nettle Pancakes Kholodnyk Syrnyky Salo Kotleta Po Kyivsky (Chicken Kyiv) Savory Garlic Pampushky Pampukh (Donuts) Halushky Odesa Borshch Korovai Hombovtsi Traditional Medivnyk Space Age Medivnyk Mandryk Pliatsky: Royal Cherry Ohirkivka (Pickle Soup) Benderyky Pliatsok "Hutsulka" Kruchenyky Vereshchaka Medivka Honey Cookies Fuchky Khrinovukha Knysh Bryndzya Kalyta Pasulya Pidbyvana Kapusnyak Kvasha Kachana Kasha Mazuryky The Ponchyky of Lake Svitiaz Rosivnytsia Kulish Shcherba Dandelion Honey Sandy Varenyky _______________________________ The 816th day of a ten-year invasion that has been going on for centuries. One day closer to victory. 🇺🇦 HEROYAM SLAVA! 🇺🇦 submitted by duellingislands to ukraine [link] [comments] |
2024.05.15 02:43 TotkNinjagoMinecraft Things missing from the Minecraft sets?
Here´s some of the ones I could come up with:
-End City
-Armor Trims
-Evoker and Woodland Mansion
-Mob variants
-Easter Eggs (like Dinnerbone, jeb_, Toast, Johnny, and the christmas chests.)
-April Fools Updates
-More Legends, Dungeons, Earth, and Story Mode sets
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2024.05.14 06:35 Ukrainer_UA 5:11 EEST; The Sun is Rising Over Kyiv on the 811th Day of the Full-Scale Invasion. About the Ukrainian tradition of honoring the departed by sharing food and drink with them.
| We are Ukraïner, a non-profit media aimed at advocating for the authentic Ukraine - and unexpected geographical discoveries and multiculturalism. This is an article that was published on May 11th, 2024. It has been condensed for Reddit. _______________________________ Provody, Provodna Nedilia, Hrobky, Mohylky... let us tell you about these holidays and why people celebrate them. Photo: Taras Kovalchuk. In Ukraine you might see small groups of people who gather at cemeteries every Spring, bringing food and strong drinks, setting tables right among the graves, and conversing and praying for a long time. This might seem strange or even uncouth to some, however, this is a longstanding Ukrainian tradition of honoring ancestors. Unfortunately, many perceive it with prejudice or hostility nowadays because there is often a lack of understanding of how this ritual actually took place before various ideologies influenced its interpretation (and the ritual itself). Primarily, this concerns the detrimental impact of the Soviet era, during which this Ukrainian tradition either withered away or degenerated completely. Provody, Provodna Nedilia, Hrobky, Mohylky, also known as Radunytsia (Radonytsia), Didy, Babskyi Velykden—all these are names common in various regions of Ukraine but denote the same thing: the days of honoring departed souls and remembering their lives during a symbolic meal. Ancestor worship has been known since the times of ancient societies: both in matriarchal communities (in Melanesia, Micronesia) and in later patriarchal societies. Ancient Greeks, Romans, and Slavs also had such traditions. Origins of the Ukrainian Tradition During the early times of Rus, tradition of Radonytsia was known to already exist and it was closely linked with ancestor worship. Its roots trace back to the era of paganism and the word literally means "solemn days." Ancient Slavs referred to Radonytsia or "spring joy" as a whole cycle of spring holidays dedicated to commemorating the dead. When Christianity was adopted, the celebration condensed into a single day—the second Sunday after Easter. According to ancient folk beliefs, the dead rejoice when their living relatives remember them fondly and tend to their graves. According to Ukrainian folk beliefs, the annual commemorations of relatives during the spring awakening of nature symbolized the infinity of the life cycle and the inclusion of people who had passed away into this cycle. After the adoption of Christianity, Orthodox clergy initially condemned all such holidays, including Provody (the common name given by the church), considering them pagan rituals, and called for the eradication of this custom. However, such powerful archetypal traditions are impossible to erradicate, so they remained, albeit transformed into various forms and manifestations. For example, in addition to Provody, honoring the dead found expression in the following holidays: Winter - Christmas: weaving a didukh (a symbol of the ancestor), in some regions, people leave a spoon in kutia after the Holy Supper, leaving the dish overnight, supposedly for the souls of deceased relatives.
Spring & Summer - Green Holidays, including Green Sunday (Trinity Sunday): commemorating the dead at home, in church, and/or at the cemetery, adorning graves with greenery. On the Saturday before the Green Holidays, even those who died by their own hand are commemorated.
Autumn - Dmytro's Saturday, Grandfathers’ Saturday, Grandfathers’ Days, Grandfathers’ Laments, or Grandfathers (Didy): honoring departed family members at home with a memorial dinner, including kolyva, visiting their graves, and tidying them up.
Over time, memorial days became an organic part of church commemorations: requiem services were held not only in church but also at the cemetery. At the same time, the observance of Provody was regulated, essentially reduced to commemorating known relatives, and any pre-Christian era expressions of joyful behavior were condemned. However, in Polissia, unlike, say, central Ukraine, the tradition still retains more archaic features. For example, it is considered a sin to mourn during these days because the deceased should rejoice that their relatives remember them, so it is very important not to "spoil the mood" for the dead. Photo. Luchka Village, Poltava region, 1960s. Photo from the family archive of Oleksandr Liutyi. The first known written mention of commemorating relatives in the second week after Easter is recorded in the Chronicles of Rus from 1372. Throughout the ages, addressing ancestors and/or honoring them was fundamental for Ukrainians, shaping their identity and influencing various aspects of life, including spirituality. Thematic holidays and rituals existed in all Ukrainian regions, so the stereotype that this is a Soviet relic or lacks cultural taste is fallacious, as the connection with ancestors provides an answer to the question "who are we?" Before Provody, on the Thursday of Holy Week, it is customary to visit the cemetery to tidy up the graves of relatives—pull out weeds, tidy or update plaques, plant new flowers. Therefore, this day is sometimes called the “Mavka’s Easter” or "Easter for the Dead" because it was believed that on this day the news of Easter reached the afterlife, and the dead joined the celebration with the living. Photo: Taras Kovalchuk. Memorial event after Easter In simplified terms, Hrobky, Provody, Mohylky, etc., are a way to commemorate the dead loved ones, sharing a meal with them, so to speak. Therefore, in addition to the usual food for daily consumption, special food with ritual significance is prepared. This includes consecrated bread and kolyva. Kolyva among Slavic peoples, including Ukrainians, refers to a memorial kutia made from grains with a sweet syrup. The name of this dish originates from the ancient custom of offering grain and fruits during memorial ceremonies, which in Ancient Greek was called "kolluba" (in Byzantine pronunciation — "kollyva"). The recipe for memorial kutia may overlap with the recipe for Christmas kutia, but the former is usually less sweet. Traditionally, kolyva is made from boiled wheat, but nowadays it can be made from rice, with the addition of raisins, nuts and sometimes candy-coated seeds or nuts. The porridge is poured over with water mixed with honey or sugar. The use of grain in kolyva symbolizes the continuation of the family line, while honey was believed to cleanse from sins. Of course, the recipe may vary slightly depending on the region. For example, in the Dnipro region, instead of grains, people traditionally use slices of white bread soaked in syrup. Kolyva is usually eaten with a single shared spoon, just as a symbolic amount of alcohol is drank from a single glass. The leftover memorial kutia is intended as food for the dead, as if they were visiting the living during the meal. Ethnographer Dmytro Zelenin noted that according to the beliefs of Eastern Slavs, "the dead has all the same needs as a living person, especially the need for food." Photo: Taras Kovalchuk. Our ancestors believed that sharing a meal with the souls of the dead granted them eternal peace. And for the living, it served as a reminder not only of the cycle, transience, and cyclical nature of life but also strengthened the family through this connection with their ancestors. During the meal, proverbs were recited: "They lie down to rest—holding up the land, while we walk—waking up the land," "Let us be healthy, and let them rest easy." The script of the event in various regions of Ukraine was and sometimes remains more or less constant: first, the priest performs the solemn liturgical service, then the families gathered at the cemetery sit down to commemorate the dead with the food and drinks. The memorial meal begins with a collective prayer. In the Polissia region, for example, there is a tradition of sprinkling the graves with blessed eggs, and in some regions, it was customary to sing spiritual songs. During the pre-Soviet period, significantly more food was traditionally consumed during these memorial days than nowadays. Dishes like kulish, cabbage soup, peas with smoked meat, pork liver, bread, creppes with various fillings, dumplings, pies, knyshi (a type of bread), stuffed cabbage rolls, fried fish, and more were prepared specifically for the event. Special bread called paska and kutia were also made. Interestingly, the meals were either eaten at tables set in advance or on blankets spread out on the grass. In the 1970s, tables and benches began to be universally installed, one for each family. This allowed living relatives to share the memorial meal in close proximity to the dead. In addition to food, drinks, including alcoholic beverages, were also brought to the graves. However, this should not be equated with a regular feast, as everything had a ritual significance. For example, a symbolic shot of horilka was passed around in a circle among those present so that everyone could take a sip "for the Kingdom of Heaven" and for the repose of the dead. It is noteworthy that the glasses were only raised, not clinked, as this was strictly forbidden at memorial gatherings. If the table was large and many people gathered around it, there were two such shots, but no more. The reason for this restrained feast near the graves was simple— it was believed that a loud celebration could scare the souls of the dead, who, according to folk beliefs, were present there. People didn't sing, they spoke quietly and solemnly. Toasts were not proposed; instead, they said phrases like "[Name] eat, drink, rest, and wait for us!"; "Eat, drink, and remember us, sinners!"; "May you await the Kingdom of Heaven, and may we not hurry to join you!"; "May the earth be soft!"; "Let's drink to the Kingdom of Heaven for our (Ivan, Olha, etc.)!" Photo. Luchka village, Poltava Region, 1960s. Photo from the family archive of Oleksandr Liutyi. In addition to dishes for the common table, people would always prepare dishes for the dead that they particularly enjoyed in life. After the meal, a portion of these dishes, some kutia, and sometimes even horilka were left at the grave, and the earth was sprinkled with this strong drink. Such memorial gatherings often invited passersby and the poor. Leftover food was distributed to those who couldn't attend, with a request to eat or drink "in memory of the souls." Photo. Engraving from 1877 based on a drawing by Kostiantyn Trutovskyi. Source: \"Vsesvitnia Ilustratsiia\" magazine, volume 17. In the church dictionary of 1773, there is mention of such a custom: — On Radonytsia, it was a common practice among the common folk to remember their deceased relatives with pagan rituals, and whoever remembered them brought sweetened wine, pies, crepes to the grave. After performing prayers the priest would take a cup of wine or a glass of beer, and poured out most of it onto the grave and drank the rest themselves; at the same time, women would lament the good deeds of the deceased with tearful voices... Photo: Yuriy Stefanyak. All this once again prompts us to think that cemeteries are not only about personal stories but also about the life of a whole nation. That is why it is important to take care of preserving cemeteries and rediscovering authentic traditions. During the full-scale war, this is more relevant than ever, as russia is making daily efforts to destroy not only the Ukrainian nation but also any memory of it. Unfortunately, many Ukrainians currently cannot even visit the graves of their relatives because they are buried in occupied territories; many villages, towns, and even cities are destroyed, so there is nowhere to come to remember. Every piece of native land becomes more precious, the value of each life becomes sharper, and the importance of memory becomes more significant. _______________________________ The 784th day of a nine year invasion that has been going on for centuries. One day closer to victory. 🇺🇦 HEROYAM SLAVA! 🇺🇦 submitted by Ukrainer_UA to ukraine [link] [comments] |
2024.05.12 04:37 duellingislands 5:16 EEST; The Sun is Rising Over Kyiv on the 809th Day of the Full-Scale Invasion. The indulgent splendor of Sandy Varenyky!
| "Sandy" Varenyky: Maybe Don't Count the Calories? I would eat that whole bowl, no hesitation. I've always been bad at math. Varenyky, one of the central pillars of Ukrainian cuisine, is often served with cracklings (along with caramelized onions) on top. Well... today we present Sandy Varenyky, a variant that features a cracklings filling. Its name comes from the color of the filling, which is reminiscent of golden sand. This dish is especially popular in Poltava, Chernihiv, and in Kharkiv Slobozhanshchyna. I should say upfront that the weight loss potential for this dish is essentially non-existent - its caloric density is off the charts! The filling of these little guys is mostly straight up pork fat... but I can assure you that the sinful taste of this ancient Ukrainian food makes up for the hit your macros will take. A dish like this would give people a lot of strength back in the day when tough physical work was a daily expectation for everyone. But if you're an office worker type, you could consider decreasing the caloric count by making them a little less puffy, and by adding more onions. Or just go with it. Note: We've written a lot about Varenyky in the past! You can find pics/more info on that in our sunrise posts about the dish: General Info About Varenyky "Lazy" Varenyky Strawberry Varenyky How to Make Classic Varenyky Okay, let's have a look at this indulgent recipe! _______________________________ How to Make "Sandy" Varenyky Photo: cookorama.net Ingredients for the Dough - Flour - 500-550 grams, and a bit more for dusting (and for spilling all over the kitchen and yourself)
- Kefir - 300 ml
- You can substitute with water or buttermilk if Kefir is not available in your market
- Baking Soda: 1 tsp
- Salt - 1 tsp
- Optional - 1 egg
- Add an egg if you are a varenyky novice and would like to do it easy mode
Ingredients for the Filling - Pork belly: 500 grams
- Onions - 2
- Flour - 5 tbsp flour
- Salt to taste
- Black pepper to taste
- And any spices you like!
Preparing the Dough - In a bowl, combine the kefir or water (heated to a warm state), egg, and salt. Mix.
- Sift the flour separately, add soda to it.
- Then add flour to the liquid mix and knead a soft and elastic dough.
- Then cover it with a towel and let it rest for 20 minutes.
Preparing the Filling - Cube the pork belly, put it in a pan and fry it, stirring until it is crispy and cooked.
- Remove the cubes from the pan, put in a bowl, and pour off the melted fat (which can be used in cooking other dishes, like pies or sauces!).
- Grind the cracklings in a meat grinder.
- Chop the onion into cubes, then caramelize them the way you like it in the same pan where the cracklings were cooked. Stirring them until golden brown, then add it to the ground cracklings.
- Separately, toast the flour in a dry frying pan until golden brown. Then add it to the onions and cracklings.
- Add the salt, then mix everything together well. The filling is ready!
Assembly and Cooking - Divide the dough into small equal pieces, then roll them into circles.
- Put a healthy amount of filling in the middle, seal the edges, and form the varenyky. Place each varenyky on a flour-dusted surface.
- Heat water in a saucepan to boiling, then salt it.
- Gently place the varenyky in the water, stir, and cook for about 5 minutes. They will bob on the surface of the water when they are done!
- Remove the varenyky with a slotted spoon and place in a bowl, occasionally pouring extra caramelized onions over them so they don't stick together.
- Now your Sandy Varenyky are ready, and you can serve them with dill, sour cream or any other favorite garnish you have. I know someone who eats Varenyky with Frank’s Red Hot :)
- Perhaps to soften the impact of this calorie bomb, you could serve it with fresh salad. Or not. Maybe with extra cracklings on top instead.
_______________________________ Смачного! Part of our series on Ukrainian recipes! You can find the other entries in the series here: Borshch Varenyky (Recipe) Varenyky Cultural Background Horilka Banosh Hrechanyky Kyivskyi Cake Makivnyk Vyshnyak Drunken Cherry Cake Varenukha Pumpkin Porridge Lazy Varenyky Holubtsi Kalach Kvas Christmas Borshch Uzvar Kutya Beetroot Salad Kapusnyak Nalysnyk Bublyk Deruny Wild Mushroom Sauce Kozak Kapusnyak Yavorivskyi Pie Spring Dough Birds Kholodets Easter Bread (Babka/Paska) Khrin & Tsvikli Shpundra Teterya Green Borshch Kalatusha Elderflower Kvas Crimean Tatar Chebureky Ryazhanka Verhuny Liubystok (Lovage) Young Borshch with Hychka Baturyn Cookies Strawberry Varenyky Stinging Nettle Pancakes Kholodnyk Syrnyky Salo Kotleta Po Kyivsky (Chicken Kyiv) Savory Garlic Pampushky Pampukh (Donuts) Halushky Odesa Borshch Korovai Hombovtsi Traditional Medivnyk Space Age Medivnyk Mandryk Pliatsky: Royal Cherry Ohirkivka (Pickle Soup) Benderyky Pliatsok "Hutsulka" Kruchenyky Vereshchaka Medivka Honey Cookies Fuchky Khrinovukha Knysh Bryndzya Kalyta Pasulya Pidbyvana Kapusnyak Kvasha Kachana Kasha Mazuryky The Ponchyky of Lake Svitiaz Rosivnytsia Kulish Shcherba Dandelion Honey _______________________________ The 809th day of a ten-year invasion that has been going on for centuries. One day closer to victory. 🇺🇦 HEROYAM SLAVA! 🇺🇦 submitted by duellingislands to ukraine [link] [comments] |
2024.05.08 21:55 Bitches_Get_Riches IRL Dragon’s Crown Camping
| My partner and I made a lot of great memories playing Dragon’s Crown. We always got psyched for the cooking minigame. So for his birthday, I surprised him with IRL camping! Woke him up with the camping theme from the Dragon’s Crown OST. He got to choose four ingredients, two in pans, and two in pots. I had a recipe prepped for every choice. In the end, it was… - Breakfast: poached harpy eggs (duck eggs) on wild boar pancetta, asparagus, and honey mustard vinaigrette
- Snack: cold beer with salt pork cracklings
- Lunch: pea and chorizo croquettes with lemon ricotta and fresh pea shoots
- Cocktail: Ume highball garnished with candied ginger
- Dinner appetizer: lobster bisque with gruyere toasts
- Dinner main course: sautéed archdemon heart (beef heart) stuffed with spinach, bacon, and porcini mushrooms, served on wild black rice
- Dessert: killer rabbit head (the very last chocolate Easter bunny from our local chocolatier, 69% dark)
Excluding the bisque, I’ve never made any of these recipes before. So it was a lot of fun! Thanks to Vanillaware for illustrating inspirationally lush food—and lady abs! ✌️ submitted by Bitches_Get_Riches to DragonsCrown [link] [comments] |
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https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/1b8qiqf/the_first_card_of_the_community_expansion_im/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button HOMEMADE PACK (there is art)
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super catomic bomb (delate all cards in deck but not the exploding kitten)
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/18p27vf/super_catomic_bomb_card_i_made_myself/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button switch target
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/195o857/switch_target_card/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button spread x2
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/1ccr6xc/spread_x2_card/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button spread x1
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/1ccr686/spread_x1_card/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button super shuffle
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/1ca6q31/super_shuffle_card/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button anime (there is art)
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hito hito no mi
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/197js8k/creating_anime_theme_kittens_expansion/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button DEMC EXPANSION (there is art)
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all cards:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/12qgl28/demc_expansion_download_link_in_comments/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button army kitten expansion (there is art)
(it is made by oatmeal, remix made by
u/flowixz)
all cards:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/bie3by/fanmade_wicked_kitten_expansion/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button card idee: (there is art)
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season of giving and cristmas grump
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/1bu2loz/two_christmas_cards_i_know_its_easter_you_dont/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button escaping kitten, draw em up and toast
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/1amz4k2/i_made_3_card_concepts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button card idea: (there is art)
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unwrap:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/bcub7c/new_card_i_made_unwrap/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button magnesis:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/atbi3g/a_new_card_idea_ive_made_but_now_with_art/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button card idea:(no art)
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stack attack, Dynamite kittens, feast on their corpse, left paw, rigt paw, kitty revolution, kitty with flippers,vicious atack, duel:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/162vuki/exploding_kittens_new_card_ideas/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button card idea: (no art)
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blanket:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/153s7ko/card_ideablanket/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button card idea: (no art)
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wall:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/14uwivp/card_idea_wall/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Food Bowl:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/14uwpuz/card_idea_food_bowl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button card idea:(there is art)
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draw from evrywhere:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/17g5btf/draw_from_everywhere_card_design_by_me_image/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button total swap:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/17vtb4h/total_swap_card/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button exchange:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/17p0smq/exchange_card_i_make_by_myself/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button draft cards (there is art)
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all cards:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/193rh9k/draft_card_ideas/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button card idea:(no art)
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Super Favor,Find The Future (x3),Counter,Recycle,Swap,Fair,Super Defuse:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/1asnfww/some_card_ideas_from_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button radar:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/17fu223/radar_card/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button super favor, find the futete 3x, counter, recycle, swap, fair, super defuse:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/1ax0671/some_kitten_card_ideas/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button swap the futere, royal cat, guardian kittens, super mark, mine bomb kittens, I'll take all, unavoidable futere:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/1b0a6fz/more_some_card_ideas/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button card idea: (no art)
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u/StellaShanita)
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/16as2un/more_new_card_ideas/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button card Idea: (no art)
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cat house:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/14y83td/idea_cat_house/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button card Idea: (no art)
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Separation Anxiety Cat:
https://www.reddit.com/ExplodingKittens/comments/14tpcqs/card_idea_separation_anxiety_cat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button card idea: (no art)
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u/Keatsheimy)
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2024.05.04 23:54 whatislife--8 How do you make your pb & j?
im gonna make a pb & j for dinner tonight (im orthodox and fasting for easter tmr.. so its either this or pasta and i had pasta earlier - idk how vegans do it 💀) but should i toast the bread? untoasted? more peanut butter than jam or rhe other way around? should i cut a banana and throw it on there? tell me what you put on it lol
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2024.05.04 19:08 thebestflamingo I miss the crazy posts
Where's the posts about the UFOs, the Taraldsens, the Cowboy toasts, Easter Eggs??? I sincerely miss them, it was funny to the core. Let's get back to it!
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2024.05.04 16:50 Terthelt The Adventure Zone: Balance - FIRST TIME LISTEN: "Petals to the Metal" Chapter Ten (finally)
Ep 27: Marry Your Trees Recap Masterlist Your girl's back for more vain hope of enjoyable McElnoise. Hope you all had a good
Thanksgiving Christmas New Year's Eve Valentine's Day Easter eclipse May 3rd!
Yeah, so, uh... it's been a minute. I got distracted by a lot of excellent media, by my own writing endeavors, by my work schedule, by vacations, by the many slings and arrows of life, etc. And I just couldn't muster up the energy most days to even think about finishing Petals. But I really miss doing these, and I miss reading people's responses to 'em, so here I am again to blow this joint and move on to a certain kingdom of crystals, where hopefully my attention won't be led further astray.
You Boys Have One More Shot To Make This Arc Worthwhile - Recap covers Garyl "dying", the one funny joke in the episode (Maarvey's corpse sliding off the wagon), Justin embiggening the motorcycle, and Merle hitting the button. Griffin's a coward for not including the bit where he had Hurley take out multiple enemies at once and then mocked the idea of rolling for it.
- Marzak
- Immediately after the button's been hit, the ram horns on the front of the wagon fold out and the tailpipes rattle, and the whole thing turns into a rocket-propelled arrow. And I must admit to some confusion right away, because we've established since Chapter Six that the big button is supposed to fire a giant harpoon, and that was what was going to catch them up to Sloan. A massive power boost has never been mentioned before. I've gone back over all my relevant recaps for this arc and I can't see a thing about it. Either this is a massive long-term mistake on my part, or we're in retcon town from the jump; we'll see whether the harpoon gets used later and decide. I will quietly sit here and go stir-crazy over it as we wait.
- Regardless, Hurley's wagon catches up to Sloan's winged hovercraft thing, as does Taako's motorcycle. Just in time, too, as the finish line -- and cliff -- are finally in sight! I'm counting my blessings Griff can't toss anything else in here to prolong it, barring Sloan earthbending more cliff into existence. Hurley and Sloan are both laughing maniacally as they grind up against each other (make your own jokes), both too caught up in the fun of the race at this point.
- Travis asks if anyone remembers why they even need to beat Sloan in the first place. This is a great question to hear from one of your players ten hours into your professionally recorded story arc. We're reminded that according to Hurley, beating Sloan in the race will cause her to immediately give up the Gaia Sash after realizing she's not all-powerful, which I would say still seems a little flimsy based on what little we've seen of Sloan's personality, but... feh. It's the least of Petals' problems.
- Unfortunately for them, Sloan's starting to pull ahead again! After we establish that it's still in jumping distance, Taako opts to stow his wand, throw the emergency brake on his giant bike, and pull out... the Wand of Switcheroo. Remember that? It's the wand he got from Fantasy Costco way back in the first shopping segment -- in Episode 9 -- that causes the target to switch places with him. Griffin is delighted that he remembered at all, and since he fucks up Sloan's Constitution saving throw (the first time he's actually had to roll for something Sloan does, natch), it works. Justin takes Sloan's place in the hover-canoe thing, while Sloan gets sent to the halting motorbike and falls rapidly behind.
- You know what? Big props to Griffin for allowing this deviation from a planned solution, even as he seems surprised and confused about how to proceed with the showdown. Let's just hope he doesn't give me reason to rescind the props.
- Griffin: "And that was enough. You, on this sleek battlewagon, are fired through the air like an arrow, through-" Travis: "I jump onto the canoe. I wanna win too." Oh, we know.
- Taako casts Gust of Wind to keep Magnus away, which turns this bit into a wonderful little playground argument as Travis, Justin, and even Clint start suggesting ridiculous back-and-forth blows to win the race. I'm not going to transcribe the whole thing because it's rather long, but it's so refreshing to actually perk up and laugh a little at something in this stretch of episodes.
- And with that... Taako crosses the finish line! Race is over! The great weights lift from my spirit! I know once again what it is to live and love!
- Wuh oh. He is still hurtling toward the cliff at top speed! Griffin explains that he can't find the brake in this battlewagon, and- oh, never mind. He was just doing a bit. Taako's good. Might have been room for some hijinks with a quick escape scene, but I'll let it ride just to get the fuck away from these vehicles.
- Time for what I think might be the first of Griffin's much-ballyhooed self-composed soundtrack! There's a whimsical, Zelda town-esque horn theme playing through Taako's victory celebration. Sounds pretty good.
- Hi it's me, Terthelt, ten seconds later. It is distractingly Zelda-y. I'll try to keep paying attention.
- Our heroes are so absorbed in congratulating Taako (and in Magnus' case, himself) for the win that they almost miss Sloan riding up on the bike, looking deathly ill at her loss. She clutches her chest as giant bolts of lightning erupt from her back, striking the ground and sprouting more of those damn vines as she goes. She drives straight off the cliff -- prompting Griffin to give Hurley an ear-piercing "SLOAN, NO!" -- but a giant gust of wind blows everyone back as they rush to check...
- And Sloan manifests a gigantic tornado a few feet from the cliff's edge, surrounded by thousands of ravens. It's almost like this plan to defeat her made no sense, y'all!
- Travis/Magnus: "I turn to Hurley, uh, s- let me do my voice, ahehehem: 'So uuuh, how's the whole beating her and she'll give us the sash thing going?" MY HERO.
- A despondent Hurley takes off her mask, to the collective gasps of the audience. Magnus follows and takes off his own mask, proudly announcing himself to far fewer gasps. Trav's on a roll this episode, it's been so long since my last listen that I almost forgot how much fun he can be when he plays along.
- Clint: "And I take my mask off and say, 'And I'm Bruce Wayne!'" Griffin: "O-okay. You all hear, uh, 'oh, okay, Mr. Wayne. Cool." Taako: "I'm actually a mongoose. Meow!"
- Hurley straps back into her car, seemingly intent on driving into the tornado to save Sloan, but Magnus hops on and preempts her heroic sacrifice, followed shortly by Taako ("No adventure would be complete without Weasel Man!"). Everyone shares a somber laugh, and then collectively stare awkwardly at Merle until he agrees to get in too.
- We quickly see the wagon's damage repaired, even as the mile-wide tornado is presumably bearing down on everyone, but then it's time for the showdown. At which point Griffin forgets the word "rev" and laboriously tries to describe how Hurley is holding the gas and the brake at the same time to make the cool noises like in the movies. Someone get our baby boy to a home, the fog is already taking him.
- The brake is released, and the car flies forward, straight off the cliff and into the massive birb vortex. Inside waits an enormous pillar of tangled vines, at the top of which waits a partially encased Sloan, fully overtaken by the Gaia Sash. Clint cuts through the drama to make a very lame Wizard of Oz reference, and is then bullied not for the lameness of it, but for daring to reference something so OLD and OBSCURE as THE WIZARD OF OZ.
- Dare I hope for a decent final boss battle here? There hasn't been a really entertaining bit of combat in Balance since Rockport, and even that was arguable compared to the heights of Gerblins. I'd like to remain optimistic, but given the vague bit I know about how this arc is going to wrap up, that's easier said than done.
- Hurley is now screaming in obvious delight at being sucked into a tornado, which feels a bit tone-deaf when she's staring down her horribly brainwashed (ostensible) lover. The four gab a bit about what to do, since she just drove off the cliff with no plan, before settling on using the harpoon to get in close. So I guess I was just wrong about where the harpoon was and what it was for. Nuts.
- Taako makes a ranged attack roll of 18 to blast the harpoon out, and it strikes true and digs in near the top of the vines without impaling the stricken lesbian. After a bit of reeling in, the wagon crashes down just under the platform, and everyone clambers up to confront Sloan. Griffin compares her current state to Gundren Rockseeker after he donned the fire gauntlet, and I'm just... struck, for a moment, at how long it's been since I listened to those episodes. Everything felt so much simpler then. In the podcast, and in my life... And if I'd stuck to my original schedule, I'd have finished all of Balance up long before now...
Terthelt Takes A Break To Eat A Mint Brownie At 11 PM On A Work Night - Everyone's stuck for ideas, so Magnus asks Hurley what they should do, since she actually knows Sloan. Hurley sadly remarks that she might never have really known her, which is an odd thing to say about someone clearly brainwashed and out of her mind, but alright.
- Clint, beaming: "I cast ZONE OF TRUTH!"
- The madman actually does it. Faced with the ambient truth telling field, Magnus rolls a 12 (failure), Hurley a 17 (success, though I'd sooner shove Griffin in a Zone of Truth myself just to make sure), Taako an undisclosed failed number, and Sloan a 14 (failure). Merle immediately asks Sloan how they can defeat/save her, to which whatever's possessing Sloan (via Griffin's rumbling monster voice filter) yammers out a generic villain monologue about its power being absolute. Magnus: "What about the power of love?" Merle: "What about Jesus?" Taako: "What ABOUT Jesus? Where is that guy?' Magnus: "We haven't seen him in a dog day!" Merle: "We could really use some help right now!"
- Griffin suddenly cuts into the bit to ask the trio to make -- take a shot now -- Dexterity saving throws. Trav rolls 15, Justin 10, and Clint a pitiful 8. On cue, Sloan lashes out a vicious vine and knocks everyone down for 9 HP each -- a blow which Hurley obviously avoids gracefully, without a roll.
- At last, we're rolling initiative! Like this is some kind of D&D game or some shit.
- Taako's up first, but not before Sloan pulls back her vine and sprouts up a giant vine body to do battle. They banter for a bit about why they're standing on vines and how many boss fights in video games take place on floating vine arenas (I guess?); when his head's back in the game, Taako talks with Hurley and confirms that the gang didn't get the chance to rest after the race, so their options are mostly depleted. He casts a basic fireball on the plant colossus, destroying its head and setting it ablaze for a whopping 66 fire damage (33 doubled, since plants are unique among all other life for their hatred of being on fire). And that... might have been his last spell! Oh dear.
- Up next, Merle casts Prayer of Healing to heal the whole party. Nothing fancy, just a smart move he rolls well for.
- Magnus waffles for a minute on what he should do, but ends up making an attempt to pull the malevolent flora open and save Sloan manually. Griffin asks for a Sleight of Hand check just to get a handhold on the vines, and ever the tactical genius roller, Trav gets a 17 the moment Griffin says he needs to beat 15. He follows it up with a 26 (19+7) for Strength, even! AND that counts as a crit for him! I'm at the edge of my seat here, folks. He succeeds in ripping the vines apart and exposing Sloan, and then opts to roll a 23 (16+7) to punch her lights out. After all of that, all he succeeds in doing is making her bleed and laugh.
- The booming voice filter on Sloan is really taking me out of it. Not that I was super in to begin with, but it is mildly irritating whenever Griffin sees the need to do a grand evil cackle.
- Now it's Sloan's turn, and the vines immediately slam shut around Magnus, trapping him in the cavity with Sloan. Engulfed in pitch darkness, our stalwart hero manages to parry the next nebulously-described attack, but still takes 26 points of damage. Outside, the colossus regrows its head and summons a rain cloud to put the fire out, before taking a big spiky swing at Merle and Taako for 18 damage each. Justin says "hachi machi" for the second time this episode. You know, I've always seen people quote that when Justin's knee deep in drama, but I guess I happened to never listen to any MBMBAMs where he does it. This is an astoundingly pointless observation because I can't think of anything more interesting to say about the plant monster, and Clint already beat me to an Audrey II joke.
- Hurley's turn! What shenanigans will the DMPC grace us with this time? She hops right off the edge of the arena (to audible confusion), but floats back up holding the battlewagon's arcane core, and -- with another signature annoying Hurley one-liner ("Ready to do some pruning?") -- smashes it on the ground in front of Taako. From it emerge a swarm of glowing blue flecks, which Taako's staff turns inside out to swallow up, filling him with a surge of never-before-seen power; practically, this just means his spell slots are all filled up again. Sure, alright. It sounds like something that breaks some rule or another, but it gets Taako back in the game, and I'm just grateful she didn't do a flying meteor dropkick into a reverse German suplex for 800 unrolled damage and a free ice cream.
- On cue, Taako's turn. Justin jokes about casting Zone of Truth on himself to guarantee his cries of victory will come true, but decides to just throw out another fireball. He gets a good roll total at 32 (multiplied into 64 damage), only for Griffin to play cute with his description of how powerful Taako feels, urging him to keep rolling D6s as the fireball gets bigger and bigger. Our bewildered wizard proceeds to roll another dozen times and ends up with a combined total of 160 damage when Griffin finally tells him he can stop, gleefully describing what amounts to the sun itself manifesting from Taako's staff and blasting down upon the colossus.
- Yeah, I don't know. It's a cool moment, I guess. It was just handed to Justin on a silver platter without him having to think of anything or make use of his mechanics, but it's narrated colorfully enough. Probably I'm just being a curmudgeon about combat again.
- The sun explosion scorches away almost every vine, exposing Sloan (and Magnus, hi Magnus) before she immediately gets back to it. This time she summons a barrier of black-and-white thorned vines, which Hurley identifies as an infamous plant both venomous and cursed. Hurley urgently calls a huddle at the edge of the platform, gives the gang a big hug, and... blasts them off the arena, activating their safety harnesses. This- this can't be the end of the fight, right? They didn't even finish a second turn! Taako is the only PC who got to move twice!
- As our heroes watch helplessly, Hurley glows with a brilliant white light and charges into the brambles, beautifully radiating the light through the entire vine arena and the tornado itself before the trio black out. And that would seem to be the end of her(ley).
- So... yeah. I guess that's it? I knew a big heroic sacrifice was incoming, but I expected to have... any buildup or impact whatsoever, for how much it gets talked about. I expect I'll have more to say about this in a minute, but I'll let it ride for now.
- Travis: "We did it! And not a life was lost! No cost to ourselves!" Justin: "Another W for the good guys!" Travis: "We're gonna get a plaque for this one for SURE." Clint: "Yay us!"
- Once they're all done commiserating their grief, Griff brings the trio back to consciousness in a pool of water in the Goldcliff city center. Also in the pool is Sloan, now rejuvenated, cradling the sickly Hurley as infection visibly travels up her body. Alright, so at least there's more to it before they get sent off. I truly expected it to just fade back on the two dead.
- Hurley weakly moaning "You're in troublllle!" as the Militia sirens get closer is kind of cute, tbh.
- Sloan/Griffin/Hurley/this dialogue format was a mistake: "'This whole time, I was looking for something more powerful than this FUCKING belt.' Um, and she looks down at Hurley, and she says, 'I'm such a fool.' And Hurley says, 'Yeah.'" Taako: "Don't you have any healing magics? You're a cleric for crying out loud!" Merle: "Me?" Sloan: "The venom of the silverpoint...................... There's nothing to be done." Justin?/Taako?: "Horseshit!"
- Sloan makes a whispered agreement with the dying Hurley, and implores the party to never let something like this happen again with the other artifacts. With that, and another dramatic musical sting, the duo... explode into cherry blossoms and sprout into a giant tree, leaving only vague suggestions of their figures gnarled into the base, and the Gaia Sash resting alongside their racing masks.
- BRB shaking and crying
- ;--;
- Listened to Scissor Sisters' "I Can't Decide" on repeated loop at 1.5x speed, I think I'm all better now
- Griffin Dougie McElroy, you've done it again. You've played with my heartstrings and sent off a legendary heroine with the kind of panache Hollywood wishes they had. I'm going to adopt a ram in Hurley's memory.
- Ahem. With all of that settled, and with the ad break music fading in, Magnus and Taako glance over the tree and elbow each other a little over who's going to pick up the sash. Justin/Taako: "I notice Magnus reaching for Railsplitter and I say, 'Don't even think about it.'"
Ad Break, In Which I Digress On Gay Characters And The Burying Thereof So. Yes. The lesbians turned into trees. As I said at the top of the arc, I did know this moment would happen in vague terms, I just had no idea what the context or execution would be. This moment stirred up a good bit of controversy over the subject of "Bury Your Gays", probably amplified in specificity by the 2015-2016 controversy over dead lesbians in various recent TV shows, and even now it's still debated whether killing Hurley and Sloan off this way was a good decision.
Bury Your Gays is a real thing, and it is still a broad issue, even as the landscape for representation has gotten much wider since 2015. Major rep is more important than ever, and will be until we no longer face such intense and constant extermination efforts. That said, it's a term best applied to trends,
not universally applicable to every time a character on the LGBTQ+ spectrum is killed off or otherwise sent away. Imagine how fucking dull stories with diverse casts would be if queer characters were invincible. I love writing and experiencing diverse stories; I also love writing and experiencing things dark and full of violence and death. Some crossover is to be expected. What matters is that the death in question suits the story and the character, and doesn't feel malicious or denigrating.
To that end, is Hurley and Sloan's treensformation a case of Bury Your Gays? I wouldn't say so, even putting it in context of late 2015 (where there were already way, way, WAY better choices for sapphic rep than a D&D podcast by three cishet guys). Griffin definitely thought this would be a beautiful and poignant sendoff, and contorted the whole arc to build up to it. To the extent that Hurley and Sloan are characters at all, it fits them just fine. I can see a version of it that even rings home emotionally.
Fang and Vanille's ending in Final Fantasy XIII -- which I would wager is what Griffin pulled this scene from -- is both more resonant and way more problematic.
My problem with Hurley and Sloan's sendoff is that they
weren't a thing. There's hardly a gay relationship here to get upset about ending. Even with my thickest sapphic shipper goggles on, outside of the very first time Hurley talked about Sloan (where there were some innuendos that went right over everyone's heads), almost nothing about the two indicates that they're more than friends. They barely interact before the big pseudo-romantic death scene. Again, even in late 2015 -- mere months after the legalization of gay marriage -- there was substantially better on offer across various mediums. Seeing Hurley and Sloan held up as trailblazers of Real Lesbian Rep rings even falser now that I've seen their story. I feel nothing for these characters.
If Hurley and Sloan meant a lot to you at the time, and if you were invested enough in them to feel hurt by how Griffin sent them off, I don't say this to demean you. I would be genuinely curious to hear your takes. But I went in with low expectations to meet, and I'd be lying if I didn't call this whole thing unreasonably thin gruel for the hype.
Ad Break Finite - Oh right, this is a D&D podcast I'm writing about.
- As we fade back in, Taako approaches the Gaia Sash, only for the evil voice from earlier (without the filter, so it's just Griff's scratchy little guy voice) to appear in his head with promises of unimaginable power. Taako's into it, but does his good boy job and resists its influence, only to be met with a critical fail roll of 9! And thus is Goldcliff menaced forevermore by the elemental sorcerer-king known only as The Mongoose -- nah, just as he's sliding the sash around his body, Hurley and Sloan's voices pop in and bid him-
- WAIT THEY'RE STILL ALIVE IN THAT TREE? THEY'RE NOT GHOSTS OR FUSED OR ANYTHING, THEY SOUND TOTALLY LUCID AND FINE. THAT WHOLE DIGRESSION WAS FUCKING POINTLESS
- Hurley and Sloan's voices pop in and bid him to be stronger, allowing him another roll with advantage. This time he rolls even worse with a 3. Before Griffin can conjure up a third lesbian in an icicle to cheer him on harder, Magnus rolls 22 to punch Taako in the head and Merle also rolls 22 to steal the sash off his body. Just one more in a long string of consequence negation, but I'll allow it on the basis that it's really funny and I'm taking anything to laugh at in this arc like a drowning woman clinging to chunks of driftwood.
- Gaia Sash: "Oh, a- a nature cleric?! I should've come to you first! Come on man, put me on!" Merle: "Nobody ever thinks of Merle..." Gaia Sash: "There's no vine you'll never be able to not fuck! I'll give you sexual conquest over anything, whether you wanna fuck an onion, or..." Everyone: [laughter] Griffin: "But you've beaten this thing in a- a test of wisdom." Merle: "I don't need your help, pal!" Griffin, gut punched: "Fuckin' an onion?!" Merle: "To have sex with an onion!" If nothing else, I'm glad this arc managed a perfect bookending brick joke.
- With his dominance over nature confirmed, Merle drops the Gaia Sash into his fanny pack and zips it up. Hurley and Sloan congratulate them on solving the problem, and just as the Militia surround the pool, Captain Bane (remember when I thought he was going to be the villain?) shows up and defuses the situation. We cut to Bane's office, where he asks for a rundown of the story and what happened to Hurley (Taako: "Tree now."), as well as inquiring how they've resisted three of these artifacts (they just did).
- With that done and several terrible tree puns made, Bane makes a toast to Hurley, urging the trio to drink with him. Aggressively urging. We only have like six minutes left in this arc, but holy shit, is there still time for my guess -- based entirely on this ridiculously minor character's name -- to be right?
- The gang see through it immediately and Taako casts Charm Person, but while he fails against Bane's 19 roll, it's enough for him to sense that Bane is already being mind controlled. He abruptly glows red(?) and stands up, smashing Merle and Taako's glasses and chugging Magnus', immediately dropping dead as the same silverpoint vine poison that did Hurley in takes effect. Behind him manifests another humanoid figure -- one whose features are completely hidden by a bright red robe. Magnus tries to beat the shit out of it, but it's completely incorporeal. I've been waiting on these guys to show up! All I know is that they're the main antagonistic force, and I think I remember some vague osmosed things to do with Stolen Century, but it's been long enough since I absorbed any discussion that it's all hazy. Excited to see if they're worth a damn.
- In a booming, echoey whisper, the red-robed figure asks repeatedly, "ARE YOU AFRAID?" The trio only have banter and piss-taking in response, up until it extends its arm and holographically projects a series of faces: Gundren Rockseeker, Magic Brian, Jenkins (god how I miss you Jenkins), Sloan, and Bane. It rambles a bit about the true nature of man, and we get our first namedrop of the Hunger being the all-consuming threat (that, as I've said before, I do know about) before vanishing. Everyone small-talks for a solid minute about how spooky it was.
- Taako: "Guys, I think- I think- if I was getting the right message from that, I think we're gonna need to turn our attention to one VERY important question... Do you think there was any prize money for the race, is that something we need to check back in on?"
- Griffin obliges and reveals that Bane had two hitherto-unmentioned briefcases on his desk, labeled 1 and 2, respectively nabbed up by Taako and Merle. Inside, respectively: 3,000 and 1,500 gold pieces! Taako decides to split it three ways for 1,500 gold apiece, which is fair, but so unlike the boot-stealing, silverware-hoarding maniac I fell in love with in arcs prior. Character development?
- Magnus loots Bane's body and takes his badge, and Merle obtains a little black vial of silverpoint poison. And then... the small talk about the Red Robe plays again? The fuck? The entire last three minutes of audio just loops as the progress bar continues, before resuming as normal for the actual end of the episode. I had to check the transcript to make sure I didn't miss anything in that time. Guess the official MaxFun upload just broke in a weird and specific way.
- Speaking of MaxFun, Justin rings us out by celebrating the season's completion and taking jabs at the idea of Kickstarter and Patreon. Make of that finely-aged milk what you will, dear jerkers. I got nothin'. I'm tired. That's all she wrote.
Post-Episode Mostly about as boring as the past few episodes. I've already said my piece on Sloan and Hurley writ large, but the fight to get to the infamous moment was both mid and ridiculously short (I know, I know: "the food here is terrible, and such small portions"). Miraculously, though, things did pick up significantly in the last ten minutes of the episode. The trio seemed reinvigorated on the banter and improv front once the tree scene was done, and there was more to make me smile and chuckle in that home stretch than in pretty much the whole arc. I even liked the Bane / Red Robe scene as an ominous story beat! It's weird to end a Petals episode feeling generally positive!
Petals to the Metal, In Review I think the fact that I took a full year to slog through the arc, nearly half of that just being procrastination on the final episode, speaks more to my opinion of Petals than anything scathing I could write.
The tower climb, the heist, the race, the showdown... every individual chunk of this storyline was an endurance test. Griffin really let out the worst of his DMing tendencies here, between the railroading, the fake rolls or complete absence of rolls, the ceaseless rimming of his own special characters to the minimization of the players, etc. And through it all, there were so precious few jokes and bits that actually landed for me.
I thought Rockport had a few serious issues, but it was sterling compared to this mess. All I can really admire about it is the ambition and the fact that the guys all sounded like they were having a good time for most of it.
Comedy Ranking: Rockport > Gerblins > Moonlighting > Petals
Quality Ranking: Gerblins > Rockport > Petals > Moonlighting
Here's to Crystal Kingdom being at least a change of pace, even if from what I hear, it'll be a lot more serious. And here's to me not taking another six months to do the next episode, however busy I am.
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2024.05.03 01:29 Tiny_Cupcake911 Just yuck
2024.05.01 22:06 Candle_L0ver April empties 🗑️💕
2024.05.01 06:19 Jkhru 2017 ARTICLE ECHOES SOME OF THE 2024 A LA SALA THEMES
I thought this 2017 article about the band was interesting because it references the “Khruangbin as a family” theme of the A La Sala album and tour. Also, tickets are currently being sold for the 17,500 seat Hollywood Bowl Khruangbin shows while in 2017 they managed a Houston presale of just 6 tickets! Pretty wild ride since then. (I just pasted the text of this article from 5/30/17):
One of Houston's most exciting bands wants Texas to know its name
It was supposed to be a triumphant homecoming for the Houston band Khruangbin.
The group's first album "The Universe Smiles Upon You" garnered some positive reviews and the three members spent months playing to large crowds in Europe as the opening act for indie music hero Father John Misty.
Yet, the Houston news from the band's tour manager was bleak. Days before Khruangbin's Houston concert last November, the band had only sold six tickets.
"We had like a hundred shows at the end of last year and we were going to end all of them in our hometown, you know, right where everything started and we had sold six tickets," said bassist Laura Lee.
Despite the grim advance ticket sales, about 200 people packed the upstairs room at White Oak Music Hall. It turned out to be a good showing, but it's an interesting trajectory for a Houston band. The challenge is typically getting out of Texas. Khruangbin is working in reverse.
Taking its name from the Thai word for "airplane," Khruangbin, pronounced "croo- ng bin," plays music that sounds like a microcosm of Houston, with inspiration as eclectic as any feeder road strip mall. Thai funk, African and East Asian music, rap, gospel and blues blend together in surprising and inevitable ways. Drummer Donald "DJ" Johnson said the group even likes to throw in Easter eggs for its hometown audience, from cicadas buzzing in the background of the song "August Twelve" to an homage to Houston's famed chopped and screwed style of hip-hop.
“(Houston) is a melting pot. Like the three of us are a melting pot," said guitarist Mark Speer. "We draw inspiration from world music."
Like another of Khruangbin's influences, the Shadows, the band plays mostly instrumental tunes. In place of vocals Speer's guitar seems to "sing." The effect is cinematic. You can almost visualize the Tarantino-esque movie it would accompany. Listen to it while driving around the outskirts of Houston and the pupusarias or the cows can start to feel glamorous.
There's an obvious local connection, but the story of how the band came to play those stages far away in London and Germany is littered with lucky breaks. The universe just smiled upon Khruangbin.
Kismet.
Speer and Lee started making songs together in 2011 while touring with the musical acts Yppah and Bonobo. In 2013 Lee moved to London for a new relationship. But before she left, Speer and Johnson recorded every song they had written using a barn in central Texas as a recording studio. Her departure was a lucky break, allowing them to make the connections needed to succeed in Europe. But one consequence was that it contributing to Khruangbin being less known in its hometown.
Bonobo, a British DJ, used one of those songs on a mix album, "Late Night Tales," and it picked up some interest for the band.
When the opportunity to make an album presented itself, they returned to the Texas barn to record it.
"We tried recording in studios, but it doesn't sound like Khruangbin because it's in some controlled sterile place that has no vibe, whereas the barn, open up all the doors, look outside and it feels really specific there," Speer said.
Last year Khruangbin was back in London, promoting its upcoming album when the group was booked on the same radio show as Father John Misty. He asked for a copy of their record. There was just one problem, it wasn't finished, despite Khruangbin's dressing room filled with empty album cases and liner notes for that new record that were waiting to be signed. Misty didn't know the they were empty, he just though the band wouldn't give him a copy of their album. He left frustrated.
Later, Lee tracked him down, explained the situation and sent him the recording. After listening Misty invited Khruangbin on his tour.
"Playing with him and seeing how he interacts with his audience and what he does and how he moves. It changed how we do it," Speer said. "We were definitely more of a shoegazing band before. We learned to have a good time."
Khruangbin has an electric chemistry on stage. Speer wears a long wig with a '70s style suit and sunglasses with cowboy boots. Lee wears bright colors, orange or blue and glitter, that also recall the disco era. Her big brown eyes peek out under the heavy bangs of her wig. While the two perform they play with each other, toast the crowd and occasionally bang out rhythms on bottles of Topochico or Corona. In the back Johnson sits steady behind his kit in a bright button down shirt and his own pair of cowboy boots.
Any creative relationship, but perhaps a band in particular, can be difficult to maintain. Khruangbin also threw long distance into the mix
With Lee living so far away, the long distance relationship can be daunting at times. It helps that the three are like family, each with their own roles.
Speer is the crazy genius. He throws ideas out and Lee and Johnson work to keep him connected to reality. Johnson is as consistent as his drum beats, he's like the reliable middle child the other two hold onto. Lee is the youngest and wildest.
"It's serendipity. ... We all have our roles, not only musically but as a family," Lee said. "It's like, 'Oh my god it works. It totally works.' It's like a beautiful thing to be in a working and creative relationship that works, that totally works."
Kismet.
Houston gets another chance for their own lucky break with Khruangbin when they play Summer Fest June 2 at 1;30 p.m on the Saturn stage.
Francisca Ortega DEPUTY DIGITAL EDITOR, CHRON.COM / HOUSTON CHRONICLE
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2024.04.23 18:54 romancereaper Lore Question - Vaults?
As we know, Earth is toasted and inhabitable. Seeing as Bethesda made Fallout, what are the chances of there being any sort of underground ruminates of society or vaults? I'm thinking fairly unlikely. Earth went bye in 2203. Fallout war is 2077. Vaults were in construction so could it be possible that there was anything there? If anything, maybe an easter egg? I ask because BGS just had the show come out so I'm wondering if there could be possibility of them trying to do a tie in to increase any more sales since FO4 is back in top 10 played on Steam. I feel like it wouldn't happen but I'm just curious. Some of y'all are far more veteran players than I am so it's possible you've seen lore in game that I've missed.
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2024.04.22 03:54 Ready-Bat-8824 March 2024 Hilaria’s IG Recap = 2 Posts or Is Mami Too Busy Talking to Kyle Richards to Post?
| I’m sorry for not posting our recap as usual! Muchas grathias to the pepinos who checked in to see if I had been silenced or driven nuts by the Baldwins – neither one, life just got in the way right when I would usually make time to write. I need a Leonela/Leonetta, dammit! Nevertheless, The Baldwinian Fuckery* was on full display in March and we’re here for it! *coined by u/Funky_MFer Hillary’s IG Stats ~Hillary & Alec’s IG Stats~ - January 2024 = Hillary 17 posts & Alec 28 posts
- February 2024 = Hillary 8 posts & Alec 20 posts
- March 2024 = Hillary 2 posts & Alec 21 posts
~Recap~ - Some things in the claustrophobic Baldwin universe never change: Alec’s ill-fitting pants, the ubiquitous yellow Madman Expresso disposable coffee cups, and Hillary’s penchant for starting every month with “look at me!” energy. In March it was “fun haircuts” for the three oldest boys.
Top-tier parenting moment, my kids don’t sing or play instruments, but their looks are what matter! - By March 5th, Hilz was down to 992K followers. My own belief is that she probably has 300K to 400K actual real followers – plenty of people like mediocre content.
Watching these inflated fake numbers drop is as satisfying as Boston clam chowder. - In true chaos goblin mode (his default state) Alec posted a creepy pic on IG of him supposedly being awakened by his baby’s foot in his face (what is it with these simpletons and their love of fake sleeping pics?) and, on Threads, a reference to Boy Scout Law. While the words might still make sense, he’s pretty much the embodied antonym of each one.
You are zero out of twelve, Zander. - On March 6th Hannah Gutierrez-Reed was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter and acquitted of evidence tampering. Naturally on March 7th Alec and Hilz were all about making a show of getting their kids in the car which a nanny could easily do in probably 1/5 of the time it takes these two dingleberries to do it. u/Kellygrrrl328 wisely noted “Mama in cashmere winter coat. Prop in crop top. 😵💫” Poor Carmen.
Why does she get him in the car first? Why can't they get in simultaneously? - First Hillary had to angry stomp and escort her husband to ensure he got in the front passenger seat. Now, Alec could give a rat’s ass about his faux Spanish bride when he’s on a mission to heave himself into the car – he’s got a singular focus. Hillary Lynn, on the other hand, performs a one-woman show. She’s ANGRY, cue scowling face. She’s PROTETCIVE, cue her hovering behind Alec as he gets in the car. She’s ON HIGH ALERT, cue her standing on the car running board for a beat (conveniently letting paps get their shots). Finally, she’s DISGUSTED, cue her slamming the car door. Aaaaaaand, scene. Tew. Much.
- Also, NYC peeps, please tell us how this makes sense: they drop the kids off to school in Brooklyn and then Alec goes to his “office” at 620 Broadway. Wut? Welp, at least Mami was dressed in grown folk clothing and not shiny leggingos or Care Bear attire as she had her new pap du jour, Elder Ordoñez, help her promote her business interests, Sorsó & Madman Espresso. Much love to the commenter on Elder’s page who noted “she really cracks me up. She’s not even doing anything and she’s so extra” and the many, many more who were like “uh, her name is Hillary, she’s not gorgeous, her whole schtick is pretending she’s from Spain, and how much does she pay you for this nonsense?”
As my crush u/MallorcanMalarkey observed “would Hillary even attempt to make coffee on her own? Hillary operating a coffee machine would be something like a chipmunk operating a nuclear power plant.” - PeePaw posted a video of Marilú and Edu eating “toast” (Is it a toasted piece of bread? Maybe. Is it appetizing? Of course not) and staring at an iPad while a nanny sat with Rafa at the dining table and a plexiglass pet kennel stood in the back ground with poop on the floor. Our very own Hieronymus Bosch painting.
That yellow goo is not the \"butter, jam, cinnamon, and Nutella\" that Alec waxed poetic about in his post. Justice for ML! - Can you imagine how long it took Alec to put together pictures for International Women’s Day? I can see him in his “office” squinting at his phone and putting together pictures of his wife and four daughters and painstakingly tapping out “Women’s Day. I know some very special women.” Sir, you know a batshit crazy woman from Boston who pretends her childhood vacations changed her ethnicity, an adult woman traumatized by how you verbally abused her as a kid, a 10-year-old daughter whose childhood is effectively over thanks to the aforementioned batshit lady, and two little girls who function as props/human shields.
Stahhhhhp, Hilz (in my best Sammy voice, IYKYK). It's the eyebrows and chanclas for me. Why do people incapable of/uninterested in parenting have SEVEN kids? Just let the nanny take the baby to a Mommy and Me class, FFS. Come join us! I love the Tom Cruise connection because Hilly's face is giving Tom looking like he was stung by 100 bees a few years ago. - Alec apparently tried to manipulate Grand Jury proceedings by leaking videos from the Rust set that he thought would show him concerned about others’ safety. This failed, as most of his transparent ploys tend to do, but he posted a picture of Baby Ila to deflect (her purpose in his eyes).
- On the same day, Alec posted his views on how the media should leave Princess Kate alone and yet another pic of the three older boys staring a screen. However, the pic of the boys was spiced up by the pest control inspection report clearly visible in the shot and the addition of a song from Oliver!. Can’t imagine why he would associate his own sons with a show about poor little orphan boys who don’t ever get quite enough to eat and are mistreated by adults. Hmmmm…
Wishing Kate the best. Alec, not so much. - I know next to nothing about Kyle Richards and RHOBH (I’m strictly a RHONJ hate/cringe watcher) but knowing that she thinks Cucumberita would be a “dream cast mate” officially means she’s a nutter in my book.
Love to see the word \"faking\" next to \"her Spanish heritage.\" - Then Hillary jumped into the fray with her second of two posts this month. Naturally it was a dud, but let’s assess why. The timing was good – the day after Kyle’s “thoughts” made the tabloids. Hillary posted an indirect response – also good to keep the momentum going. Per usual, she doesn’t pull it off because she has no sense of timing or restraint as well as a total lack of wit. She added a stupid poll about the child in the picture – was it Carmen or Marilú – ma’am that was clearly twelve faces and six children ago. Had she left that off it might have worked – either lean alllllll the way in or don’t do it at all, Hilz.
This post is wrong in the same way Hillary's outfit is wrong in the same way a tiny child holding a Cartier box is wrong. Your legs are fine, Hillary. - While he was in the doghouse/his office/his own apartment, Alec kept busy (as one does when one has 7 kids aged ten and under at home) making blunders on X that showcase how highly he thinks of himself and how little he actually knows.
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2024.04.22 03:25 EntertainmentMore519 First Marathon Complete!
Race Information
Name: Cheap Marathon
Date: April 20, 2024
Distance: 26.2 miles
Location: Derry, NH
Website:
https://www.millenniumrunning.com/cheapmarathon Time: 3:55:24.4
Goals Goal Description Completed?
A Don't Poop My Pants Yes
B Finish Yes
C Sub 4 Yes
D Sub 3:50/BQ No
Splits Mile Time
1 8:38
2 8:49
3 8:23
4 8:21
5 8:21
6 8:29
7 9:16
8 8:47
9 8:54
10 8:47
11 8:34
12 8:36
13 8:38
14 9:45
15 8:56
16 8:54
17 8:39
18 9:42
19 8:49
20 10:24
21 9:06
22 9:06
23 9:14
24 9:20
25 9:13
26 8:56
.2 8:29
Training As a 47-year-old female, I’ve been a runner most of my life. I’ve done half marathons and ultra marathon team relays, so I wasn’t coming into the marathon as a brand-new runner. I’d started heart rate training last fall, using a free plan from MyProCoach. Last October I signed up for what I intended to be my first marathon this coming October 2024. Since I already had a decent base going, I decided to change plans and signed up for something sooner, i.e. The Cheap Marathon in April instead. I used the Hal Higdon's Novice plan. I jumped in at week 5 since my base already exceeded what was required at that point. Overall, I was very consistent with my training. A few times I had to move scheduled runs to different days, but I may have only missed 1-2 short runs. I ended up having unexpected extra weeks of training because 2 days before the race, it was postponed for 2 weeks due to a nor’easter. Therefore, I had to backtrack to add in a couple more long runs.
I’m incredibly grateful that I remained healthy and injury free throughout the entire cycle. I can actually say that I loved the training cycle. As someone who is always cold, I can’t believe that I enjoyed winter training. Yet somehow, going out in the dark, in 10-degree temps and pushing my body to new levels always made me come home feeling alive and productive before I even started my workday!
The only major bummer in my training was that I wasn’t able to figure out my bathroom issues that have plagued me for several years now. I worked really hard throughout the cycle to play with nutrition and fueling, to no avail. That’s a whole other topic but the point is, I couldn’t get it straight in training, and thus on race day either.
Pre-race I got up at 4:30am for a 1 hour 45-minute drive to the event. I ate dry toast and juice at 5:45am. Bib pick-up was at 7:05am. This race used a time trial with athletes starting 2 at a time every 6 seconds. I had to line-up at 7:35am for a 7:50:21am start.
Race All week the weather had forecasted partly cloudy skies, ~50 degrees. The day before the weather changed, calling for rain, only during the marathon window. Sure enough, it was pouring rain from when I awoke until ~2 hours into the race. In hindsight, I’m glad I was shivering and wet to start because I warmed up and dried out quickly enough. My plan was to not go out too fast, to mentally chunk the race in 6-mile increments, and to take Maurten gels every 6 miles. I didn’t stick to any of those strategies. While I’d intended to start at ~8:41s and hoped to do negative splits, instead my first 6 miles averaged 8:30s and I definitely wasn’t able to manage negative splits. I took my first gel at ~m6. Shortly thereafter I had to make my first stop at a porta-potty. That ended up being the first of FOUR bathrooms stops! You can see from the shift in my paces where those stops were. I started another gel at ~mile 13. I ended up carrying it with me for the remainder of the race, but never finished it and couldn’t take another. I was also carrying a hydration vest with .5mL of Skratch and H20. I took very small sips intermittently, but didn’t drink as much as I should have, for the same reason I didn’t take the gels - I was too fearful either would exacerbate my bathroom stops. As for mentally chunking the course, the 6-mile increments simply ended up not being necessary. Miles ~6-12 were a blur. Once I got to mile 15, I felt good telling myself I only had 11.2 miles left. Another mile or so, then I’d only have < 10 miles. Then once I hit mile 20, I knew I’d be able to get through a 10k. I knew about halfway through, because of my bathroom stops, that I wouldn’t be able to finish in under 3:50, which was my stretch goal. Sub 4 seemed attainable though. I’d hoped to pick up the pace around mile 24. However, miles 22 - 25, I felt like I was trying to speed up, though my pace said otherwise. I was able to speed up a tad for the final mile and ran into the final .2 feeling pretty strong.
I could play all the “what-if’s” in my head, or I can choose to be pleased with my results. I’ll go with the latter.
Post-race I had a Swiss RX Chocolate Mint recovery drink waiting for me (which I’m a big fan of!) and a Skratch bar. I had no idea until I took my sneakers off that I had a huge blood blister on my big toe, yuck! I stretched just a tad before I had to make the long drive home afterwards. I rolled out my legs as soon as I got home 2 hours later, then enjoyed pizza and ice cream once I’d showered. I never got a headache, so I believe I was adequately hydrated. Even after waking up this morning, my body felt great. I was slightly sore (my arms surprisingly!). A late morning massage was heavenly and just what I needed.
I said I'd wait a couple of months before I decide whether or not I'll actually run the October marathon I'm already signed up for, or if this was a one-and-done, bucket list experience. Based on yesterday's mostly positive experience and how I feel today, there's a good chance there might be another marathon in my future.
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2024.04.22 01:53 Careful-Crew564 Jop Craft [SMP] {Whitelist} {18+} {Semi-Vanilla}
Looking to dive into the wonderful world of Minecraft with a fantastic community? Look no further!
We are a cozy, friendly, and welcoming community that welcomes everyone who is interested.
We all come a different background and different lives so we know that this isn't our full time jobs, but we do want active players who are just as passionate as us for playing this blocky game.
We also welcome any and all content creators! On the server you can select your status based on if you're currently active, do not disturb, streaming, or recording.
About the Server:
On the server we do currently have a shopping district and a mini games district in the works. We also have some mods that allow proximity chat, chunk claiming, and a custom resource pack in the works. As a community we are interested in new ideas to make playing on the server a lot more fun.
Players build at whatever distance they are most comfortable with, you can build next to players, super far away, or even 400 blocks away from the spawn. We don't like to harp on how others like to play Minecraft.
During the Easter holiday we did host an Easter egg hunt with prizes for each egg, and we will be continuing these events as more players join and more holidays happen.
Currently on the server we have a dedicated 11 players but we would like to boost that number up to 25 players.
What we are looking for:
People who are willing to play at least 3 times a week
People who enjoy interacting with other players
People who are over the age of 18
People who are going to stay active not only in Minecraft but also in the Discord. (We are a community, and we get closer with each other every day)
If you would like any more information or if you are interested, send me a message on here or on discord!
Discord: LittleToast
Discord User ID: 108252289814274048
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2024.04.22 01:52 Careful-Crew564 Jop Craft [SMP] {Whitelist} {18+} {Semi-Vanilla}
Looking to dive into the wonderful world of Minecraft with a fantastic community? Look no further!
We are a cozy, friendly, and welcoming community that welcomes everyone who is interested. We all come a different background and different lives so we know that this isn't our full time jobs, but we do want active players who are just as passionate as us for playing this blocky game.
We also welcome any and all content creators! On the server you can select your status based on if you're currently active, do not disturb, streaming, or recording.
About the Server: On the server we do currently have a shopping district and a mini games district in the works. We also have some mods that allow proximity chat, chunk claiming, and a custom resource pack in the works. As a community we are interested in new ideas to make playing on the server a lot more fun.
Players build at whatever distance they are most comfortable with, you can build next to players, super far away, or even 400 blocks away from the spawn. We don't like to harp on how others like to play Minecraft.
During the Easter holiday we did host an Easter egg hunt with prizes for each egg, and we will be continuing these events as more players join and more holidays happen.
Currently on the server we have a dedicated 11 players but we would like to boost that number up to 25 players.
What we are looking for: - People who are willing to play at least 3 times a week
- People who enjoy interacting with other players
- People who are over the age of 18
- People who are going to stay active not only in Minecraft but also in the Discord. (We are a community, and we get closer with each other every day)
If you would like any more information or if you are interested, send me a message on here or on discord!
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2024.04.22 01:48 Careful-Crew564 Jop Craft. The Best SMP You Can Join NOW [SMP] {Whitelist} {18+} {Semi-Vanilla}
Looking to dive into the wonderful world of Minecraft with a fantastic community? Look no further!
We are a cozy, friendly, and welcoming community that welcomes everyone who is interested. We all come a different background and different lives so we know that this isn't our full time jobs, but we do want active players who are just as passionate as us for playing this blocky game.
We also welcome any and all content creators! On the server you can select your status based on if you're currently active, do not disturb, streaming, or recording.
About the Server: On the server we do currently have a shopping district and a mini games district in the works. We also have some mods that allow proximity chat, chunk claiming, and a custom resource pack in the works. As a community we are interested in new ideas to make playing on the server a lot more fun.
Players build at whatever distance they are most comfortable with, you can build next to players, super far away, or even 400 blocks away from the spawn. We don't like to harp on how others like to play Minecraft.
During the Easter holiday we did host an Easter egg hunt with prizes for each egg, and we will be continuing these events as more players join and more holidays happen.
Currently on the server we have a dedicated 11 players but we would like to boost that number up to 25 players.
What we are looking for: - People who are willing to play at least 3 times a week
- People who enjoy interacting with other players
- People who are over the age of 18
- People who are going to stay active not only in Minecraft but also in the Discord. (We are a community, and we get closer with each other every day)
If you would like any more information or if you are interested, send me a message on here or on discord!
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2024.04.20 17:45 Desperate-Wheel4047 It was never good enough for him
This past Easter, I had my baptism celebration and I was welcomed into the Catholic Church. I stayed up late, had sex with him and then the next morning I made a beautiful Sunday brunch. Eggs, bacon, pancakes, toast, coffee, the works.
Not only did he not say thank you he started a fight with me about the ketchup. You buy the cheap stuff, why don’t we get the good stuff? You’re so cheap! It’s ketchup.
Then he gets mad at me for taking a nap with the baby. This is because he wants his alcohol and is taking it out on me. We are to have Easter dinner with my family but he’s refusing to drive us there. He’s smiling at his little power trip cause he refuses to give us the keys.
Then he says “you’re a fucking piece of shit, I hope you jump off the balcony and die.”
We get to the dinner, he starts drinking and acting like everything’s “normal.”
I’m in shambles, and cannot enjoy any time I had with my family. All because he wanted to punish me for having a baptism, something beautiful that wasn’t about him.
These people will never be happy. You can bend and twist yourself into a pretzel and they will still complain. They’ll always find a way to abuse you.
He’s gone now, out of my life for good. He’s done so much damage, I don’t know if I can ever come back from it. I’m at ground zero, picking up the the twisted shards of metal and exploded concrete. He says he loves me and wants to change well he has to do the work. I’m not falling for his manipulations anymore.
Thanks for reading.
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2024.04.18 06:18 Unique-Yogurt-9718 I came out as non-binary(they/them) to my lgbtq+ “accepting” sister & she was not so nice about it.
Possible TW; negative coming out story below the edit
Editing to add (leaving it at the top so you guys know it was a happier than expected ending):
I talked to my sister about it again per suggestions and she said
“Sweetie if you truly feel that you are non binary ..or Trans..or bi..or gay....then I whole heartedly welcome you to family .. and support you fully“
which caught me off guard and I just kind of started to cry. After what she said I was sure she was going to be mean. I guess we both had time to think about it. But things are okay. She won’t tell our mother by my request. But I’ll leave this post up so this relatable feeling might help others feel they’re not alone when googling “what do“ about a similar situation. Tysm everyone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Hello, I have been stewing on this feeling since Easter without much of a place to ask peers about it. I don’t really understand how the tags works since I’m very new to using Reddit.
My sister is openly Bisexual, she’s told me abt several gfs she’s had before. The gay clubs she went to pre-kid. Her fav mug(one I got her!!!!) is pride flag themed. She is a hair dresser and has several LGBTQ+ clients who she absolutely loves(many share my pronouns). She regularly attends drag shows and even takes her daughter. She attends pride with her daughter. She’s super active in the community. She has friends in the community.
I am also bisexual, I was AFAB and frankly think very little of it. I spent my life feeling weird about traditionally feminine stuff but let it go, I am of the opinion if I was told I was AMAB I would be all the same(my body is but a vessel for brain). I had been begging for my hair to be cut short since I was young(10+)(would just flip my back length hair into a hat, yes it’s short now because I’m an adult). I accept all pronouns but get “she/her” a lot since I present as such(big ol yams). I would prefer to get they/them more but it isn’t something that really upsets me anymore since I understand strangers don’t walk up to me knowing that.
So pretty much what happened is I spent Easter with my family, it’s just me(26afab), my sister(42f), her daughter(7F), and my mother(60’sF). Very well and good. I like to see them, though they’re not always the nicest but it’s comforting to see them. They’re the only fam I have left living so I wish to be connected to them.
Post dinner while our mother was outside. I said “I rlly like the pronouns they/them and care not for gender much.” I was anxious but how else would I do it? I just wanted it to be casual. She looked at me, in the eyes, appalled. She said “not in my f-ing house you aren’t, I f-ing hate that. UGH!!” Without missing a beat And I was floored and just went to the bathroom. I felt icky inside. Even now I can hear those words rattling around in my head. She ignored me until I left. It wasn’t like I demanded she changes that i am her sister, I can still be her sister.
The words don’t hurt me as much anymore, but I have been thinking to just cut my fam out of my life. What do I do? What do I say? I feel like soggy toast. Our mother doesn’t know- or maybe she does since my sister tells her everything. I’m scared to bring it up, if I had to just brush this under the rug I probably could but that isn’t healthy. It isn’t like I haven’t been mulling over this feeling for 15+ years and pre social media.
TLDR;; Bi LGBT supporting sister was repulsed by my they/them(optional-ish) pronouns and treated me like I was an annoying creature. Mother doesn’t know. Anxious to bring this up again. What do? Send help.
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2024.04.16 11:13 archetipo72 Sardinia in May: The Mediterranean Paradise Awakens
| Sardinia in May The Mediterranean Paradise Awakens May in Sardinia is a magical experience. The island, still kissed by the sweetness of spring, awakens from its winter torpor and prepares to welcome summer. The mild climate, with pleasant temperatures and sunny days, invites you to leave your coats behind and immerse yourself in the lush nature. Dream Beaches - Cala Goloritzè: A jewel set among limestone rocks, with turquoise waters and white sand.
- La Pelosa: An expanse of fine sand lapped by crystal-clear waters, ideal for families with children.
- Cala Luna: Accessible only by sea or via a panoramic path, it offers a wild and unspoilt atmosphere.
- Prince Beach: A paradise for snorkelling enthusiasts, with a seabed rich in fish and corals.
- Porto Giunco: A beach of fine white sand, with juniper-covered dunes and a turquoise-hued sea.
Outdoor Activities: - Trekking: Sardinia offers numerous paths immersed in nature, perfect for hiking enthusiasts. The Supramonte, the Gennargentu and the Costa Verde are just some of the areas to explore.
- Bicycling: Cycling the scenic roads of Sardinia is an unforgettable experience.
- Equestrianism: Exploring the hinterland on horseback allows you to discover hidden corners and enjoy breathtaking landscapes.
- Sailing and Windsurfing: Sardinia's windswept coastlines are perfect for water sports enthusiasts.
Culture and Traditions: - Archaeological Sites: Sardinia is rich in evidence of its past, such as the nuraghi, the tombs of the giants and the domus de janas.
- Historical Towns: Cagliari, Alghero, Bosa and Castelsardo are just some of the towns that are worth a visit for their history and charm.
- Crafts: Sardinia boasts a rich tradition of handicrafts, with unique products such as ceramics, textiles and jewellery.
- Gastronomy: Sardinian cuisine is a triumph of flavours and fragrances. Don't miss the culurgiones, the malloreddus and the porceddu.
May in Sardinia is an invitation to discover a multifaceted island, where unspoilt nature blends with millenary history and authentic culture. https://preview.redd.it/c15eqpv95tuc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=4debc03ffce48c1a95cc54263b12180ee6114999 SARDESIDENCE : Beach Apartment By the Sea : https://costarei.info Family Accommodation: Find the Perfect Solution for Your Stay May in Sardinia offers a wide choice of family accommodation to suit all needs and budgets. From facilities directly on the beach to holiday villages with entertainment, from holiday homes immersed in nature to farmhouses, you are sure to find the perfect solution for your stay. Hotels and Resorts: - Hotels on the Beach: Ideal for those who want to have the beach just a few steps away and enjoy all the comforts.
- Resorts with Entertainment: Perfect for families with children, offering activities and entertainment for all ages.
- Hotels with Swimming Pool: Ideal for relaxing and having fun in the water, even when the sea is not calm.
- Boutique Hotels: Charming establishments with an intimate and cosy atmosphere.
Holiday Homes and Apartments: - Villas with Pool: Ideal for large families or groups of friends, offering privacy and comfort.
- Apartments by the Sea: Perfect for those who want to wake up to the sound of the waves and enjoy a breathtaking view.
- Rural Houses: Surrounded by nature, they offer an authentic and relaxing experience.
Villages: - All Inclusive Villages: Ideal for those who want a carefree holiday with all services included.
- Villages with Mini Club: Perfect for families with children, offering activities and entertainment for the little ones.
- Sports Villages: Ideal for sports enthusiasts, offering tennis courts, five-a-side football, beach volleyball and other activities.
Agritourism: - Agritourism with Educational Farm: Perfect for letting children discover life in the countryside and animals.
- Agritourisms with Restaurant: Offering the possibility of tasting typical Sardinian cuisine.
- Agritourisms with swimming pool: Ideal for relaxing and enjoying nature.
Choosing the right accommodation is essential for an unforgettable family holiday. Consider your needs, your budget and the type of experience you want to have. Spring Escape: Exploring Sardinia's Unspoilt Beaches in May May is the ideal month for a spring getaway to Sardinia. The beaches, still uncrowded, present themselves in all their splendour, with fine sand and crystal-clear waters inviting you to relax and enjoy the beauty of nature. Beaches for All Tastes: - Smeralda Coast: Famous for its white sandy beaches and turquoise waters, the Costa Smeralda offers an exclusive and glamorous atmosphere.
- Golfo di Orosei: An unspoilt stretch of coastline with hidden coves, sea caves and beaches that can only be reached by sea or via scenic paths.
- Costa Verde: A paradise for lovers of wild nature, with sand dunes, sheer cliffs and windswept beaches.
- Maddalena Archipelago: A group of islands and islets with white sandy beaches and crystal clear waters, perfect for snorkelling and diving.
- Southern Sardinia: The southern coast of Sardinia offers golden sandy beaches and calm waters, ideal for families with children.
Exploring the Hidden Coves: - Cala Mariolu: A small beach of white pebbles, with turquoise waters and a seabed rich in fish.
- Cala Biriola: A white sandy cove, surrounded by sheer cliffs, reachable only by sea or through a challenging path.
- Cala Sisine: A sand and pebble beach with crystal-clear waters and a sea cave to explore.
- Cala Luna: One of the most famous beaches in the Gulf of Orosei, with white sand, turquoise waters and a karstic cave.
- Piscinas: A golden sandy beach, with dunes up to 60 metres high, stretching for kilometres along the Costa Verde.
Beach Activities: - Snorkelling and diving: The crystal-clear waters of Sardinia offer an underwater world full of fish and coral to discover.
- Kayak and SUP: Exploring the coast by kayak or stand-up paddle allows you to reach hidden coves and enjoy a unique perspective.
- Boat excursions: Numerous companies offer boat trips to discover the most beautiful coves and sea caves.
- Relax in the sun: Sardinia's beaches are perfect for relaxing in the sun and enjoying the tranquillity.
Spring Escape in Sardinia is an opportunity to discover unspoilt beaches, immerse yourself in nature and live an unforgettable experience. May in Sardinia: Trekking, Culture and Gastronomy - A Multisensory Journey May in Sardinia is an explosion of colours, scents and flavours. The mild climate and long days invite you to discover the island through a multisensory journey, combining the pleasure of trekking with the discovery of culture and local gastronomy. Trekking for All Levels: - Selvaggio Blu: Considered one of the most challenging treks in Europe, Selvaggio Blu winds along the east coast of Sardinia, offering breathtaking views and hidden coves.
- Supramonte: A limestone plateau with canyons, caves and scenic trails, ideal for hikes of varying difficulty.
- Gennargentu: The highest mountain massif in Sardinia, with paths leading to panoramic peaks and lakes of glacial origin.
- Costa Verde: A stretch of coastline with sand dunes, sheer cliffs and paths winding through the Mediterranean maquis.
- Island of Asinara: An island national park with paths leading to unspoilt beaches and sites of historical interest.
Immersion into Sardinian Culture: - Nuraghi: The ancient stone towers, symbol of Sardinia, are scattered throughout the territory and offer evidence of the Nuragic civilisation.
- Historic Towns: Cagliari, Alghero, Bosa and Castelsardo are just some of the towns that are worth a visit for their history, architecture and traditions.
- Museums: Sardinia is home to numerous museums that tell the story of the island's history, culture and art.
- Festivals and Fairs: May is a month full of festivals and fairs, which offer the opportunity to immerse oneself in local traditions and taste typical products.
Authentic Flavours: - Culurgiones: Fresh pasta ravioli filled with potatoes, pecorino cheese and mint.
- Malloreddus: Gnocchetti of durum wheat semolina, seasoned with tomato sauce and sausage.
- Porceddu: Suckling pig cooked on a spit.
- Fregola: Durum wheat semolina pasta, similar to couscous, served with seafood or vegetables.
- Seadas: Fried pastry sweets filled with fresh cheese and covered with honey.
May in Sardinia is an experience that involves all the senses, offering a perfect mix of nature, culture and gastronomy. Sardinia in May with Kids: Activities and Fun for the Whole Family May in Sardinia is the perfect time of year for a family holiday. The mild climate, sandy beaches and numerous outdoor activities offer an unforgettable experience for young and old alike. Child-friendly beaches: - La Pelosa: With its fine sand and shallow, crystal-clear waters, La Pelosa is ideal for the little ones.
- Cala Brandinchi: Nicknamed 'Little Tahiti' for its beauty, Cala Brandinchi offers white sand and calm waters, perfect for playing safely.
- Porto Giunco: Porto Giunco beach, with its sand dunes and shallow sea, is a true paradise for children.
- Porto Giunco: With its crystal-clear waters and fine sand, the beach at Chia is ideal for building sandcastles and playing by the sea.
- Cala Gonone: The beaches of Cala Gonone, reachable by boat, offer a unique experience for the whole family.
Adventures for Little Explorers: - Asinara National Park: An island national park where children can spot wild animals such as white donkeys, mouflons and horses.
- Caves of Is Zuddas: A journey into the heart of the earth to discover stalactites, stalagmites and striking rock formations.
- Cala Gonone Aquarium: A dive into the underwater world to admire colourful fish, sharks and sea turtles.
- Trenino Verde: A scenic journey on board a historical train through breathtaking landscapes.
- Adventure Parks: Fun for the little ones with acrobatic courses through the trees, Tibetan bridges and zip lines.
Activities for the Whole Family: - Boat excursions: A fun way to discover Sardinia's hidden coves and sea caves.
- Snorkelling: An unforgettable experience to admire the colourful fish and seabed.
- Horse riding: An original way to explore the hinterland and enjoy nature.
- Bicycling: Numerous cycle paths allow you to discover Sardinia in an ecological and fun way.
- Craft workshops: Children can learn to create objects from natural materials and discover Sardinia's craft traditions.
May in Sardinia is an opportunity to create unforgettable family memories, including dream beaches, exciting adventures and fun activities for everyone. Festivals and Events: Immerse yourself in Sardinian Culture in May May in Sardinia is a month full of festivals and events celebrating the island's culture, traditions and history. Immersing yourself in these events is a unique way to discover the authentic soul of Sardinia. Religious and Traditional Feasts: - Sant'Efisio (Cagliari, 1 May): One of the most important religious festivals in Sardinia, with a colourful procession through the streets of Cagliari.
- La Cavalcata Sarda (Sassari, penultimate Sunday of May): A spectacular event with parades of traditional costumes, horsemen and folk groups from all over the island.
- Sagra di Sant'Antioco (Sant'Antioco, 15 days after Easter): A religious festival with processions, dancing and traditional songs.
Musical and Cultural Festivals: - European Jazz Expo (Cagliari, May): An international jazz music festival with world-famous artists.
- International Literature Festival (Gavoi, May): An event dedicated to literature with meetings, book presentations and readings.
- Time in Jazz (Berchidda, August): A jazz music festival with concerts in various atmospheric locations.
Food and wine events: - Artichoke Festival (Samassi, April): An opportunity to taste the Sardinian spiny artichoke, a typical product of the area.
- Bottarga Festival (Cabras, May): A festival dedicated to mullet botargo, a delicacy of Sardinian cuisine.
- Cantine Aperte (Open Cellars (May): An event that allows visitors to visit the wine cellars of Sardinia and taste local wines.
Sports Events: - Giro d'Italia (May): The famous bicycle race often crosses Sardinia, offering an exciting sporting spectacle.
- Rally Italia Sardegna (June): A World Rally Championship race that takes place on unpaved and scenic roads.
Participating in these festivals and events is a way to immerse oneself in Sardinian culture, discover local traditions, savour typical products and enjoy unique experiences. Relaxation and Well-being: Regenerate Body and Mind in Sardinia May in Sardinia is the ideal time to indulge in relaxation and wellness. The island offers numerous opportunities to regenerate body and mind, including thermal centres, spas, yoga and outdoor activities. Thermal Centres and Spas: - Terme di Sardara: Renowned for the therapeutic properties of its waters, the Terme di Sardara spa offers thermal treatments, massages and wellness courses.
- Terme di Fordongianus: An ancient Roman thermal complex, today transformed into a modern wellness centre with thermal pools, sauna and Turkish bath.
- Resort Spas: Many resorts and hotels in Sardinia have wellness centres with a wide range of treatments and services.
Yoga and Meditation: - Yoga Retreats: Sardinia hosts numerous yoga retreats, immersed in nature, where you can practice different disciplines and find your inner balance.
- Yoga on the Beach: Many beaches offer yoga classes at sunset or sunrise, for a unique experience in contact with the sea.
- Meditation Centres: The island also offers meditation centres where you can practise different techniques and find inner peace.
Outdoor Activities: - Walking in Nature: Sardinia is rich in paths immersed in nature, ideal for relaxing and regenerating walks.
- Sailboat Excursions: Sailing along the Sardinian coast is a unique experience to enjoy the sea and the landscape.
- Birdwatching: Sardinia is a paradise for birdwatchers, with numerous bird species to observe.
May in Sardinia is an opportunity to take care of oneself, relax and regain the balance between body and mind. Sardinian Delights: A Gastronomic Journey through Unique Flavours May in Sardinia is the perfect time to discover the richness and variety of Sardinian cuisine. Fresh seasonal produce, traditional recipes and local wines offer an unforgettable gastronomic experience. Typical dishes: - Porceddu: Roast suckling pig, slowly cooked on the spit, a signature dish of Sardinia.
- Culurgiones: Ravioli stuffed with potatoes, pecorino cheese and mint, served with tomato sauce and grated pecorino cheese.
- Fregola con Arselle: Toasted semolina pasta similar to cous cous, seasoned with arselle and cherry tomatoes.
- Spaghetti with Sea Urchins: A first course with an intense and delicate flavour, typical of coastal areas.
- Zuppa Gallurese: A dish made with stale bread, meat broth and pecorino cheese, baked au gratin.
Cheeses and cold cuts: - Sardo Pecorino: A sheep's milk cheese with an intense and aromatic flavour, available in different maturities.
- Sardo Flower: Smoked sheep's milk cheese, with a strong and slightly spicy flavour.
- Casu Marzu: Sheep's milk cheese with fly larvae, with an intense and distinctive flavour.
- Sardinian sausage: Pork sausage flavoured with wild fennel.
- Sheep's Ham: Sheep's ham with a delicate and sweet flavour.
Sweets: - Seadas: Pasta fritters filled with fresh cheese and covered with honey.
- Pabassinas: Biscuits made of almond paste, sultanas and orange peel.
- Amaretti: Soft biscuits made of bitter almonds.
- Torrone: Sweet made of honey, sugar, egg white and almonds.
Wines: - Cannonau: Full-bodied and robust red wine, typical of Sardinia.
- Vermentino di Gallura: Fresh and aromatic white wine, ideal to accompany fish dishes.
- Carignano del Sulcis: Intense and fruity red wine.
- Vernaccia di Oristano: Fortified white wine with a sweet and aromatic flavour.
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2024.04.12 20:18 pinksparklebird Being driven demented by strong smells & weird tastes in mouth
52F, White, UK. High Cholesterol and Obesity. Non SmokeNon Drug User. Not Diabetic. Medication: Atorvastatin 40mg daily.
Medical History: I had a meningioma near my optic chiasm removed via craniotomy in mid January. Neurosurgeons managed to remove most of it, but had to leave "a rind" behind as it was well adhered. Recovery was uneventful, but I then had COVID over Easter, however, the below symptoms pre-dates COVID.
For nearly a month now I've been plagued very strong smells and tastes which I don't think are there in reality. I know phantom smells can be a thing, but when I've Googled, it says people mostly smell burnt toast/rubber - whereas my smells & tastes are either insanely sweet/floral/powdery (like the inside of a LUSH shop), vaguely antiseptic, or slightly minty. Sometimes I think the taste is a bit like shampoo or soap, other times not. Sometimes the smell reminds me of Germolene (which we don't have in the house).
Sometimes I smell this smell, other times I taste it - but not necessarily both at the same time. I've been so convinced that this smell is coming from my body that I've had my partner come and sniff me all over multiple times - including sniffing my hair, my breath, my skin - and he says he can't smell anything and that I don't have bad breath. He's said that he thinks the smell is "literally all in my head" and probably something to do with the brain tumour.
I have noticed that the taste is sometimes worse in the morning, which made me wonder if it could be GERD related (although I've never suffered from GERD) - but I haven't had any sensation of heartburn, just this incessant taste/smell. The only other thing I've noted is that (ironically) I think I've lost my sense of smell and taste a bit since the surgery - as there are certain things I can't smell at all (like food burning in a pan) and a lot of food that I can't really taste much anymore.
Am I going mad? Is this likely to be simply a result of the nerves in my head being scrambled? And is there anything I can do about it or try to see if it relieves it? (Toothpaste and mouthwash help, bu. only for an hour or so)
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