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~Automotive LED Market~ is anticipated to grow at a CAGR of 7.3% during the forecast period (2023-2030). Automotive LED is essential in cars to improve the vision of drivers which helps for detecting uneven road tracks, other vehicle movements, and road hazards. Globally increasing production and sale of vehicles is the driving factor of the global automotive LED market For Instance, China continues to be the world’s largest vehicle market by both annual sales and manufacturing output, with domestic production expected to reach 35 million vehicles by 2025. According to the International Trade Administration (ITA), over 26 million vehicles were sold in 2021, including 21.5 million passenger vehicles, an increase of 7.1% from 2020. Commercial vehicle sales reached 4.8 million units, down 6.6% from 2020. Improvement in lifestyle with the purchasing power of consumers is a changing preference that has positively impacted the sale of premium cars with the increasing demand for premium segment cars the automotive LED market also transforming and launching advanced lighting technology and providing better lighting performance and improved energy efficiency that Consume less power and have long service life then other lights for instance, Hyundai Mobis had developed 'lighting grille' technology, which implements an LED lighting function in the front grille of the car. This helps determine the first impression and also integrates the other new 'grille integral active air flap' technology. on High performance and high standards, lighting electronics feature a high-performance 32-bit chip for these diverse tasks Continental pursues a platform strategy comprising ASIC and ASSP solutions that are under advanced development in close collaboration with semiconductor manufacturers. Due to their integration into assistance systems and the AUTOSAR operating system, LED light control units also require higher functional safety standards and are certified by ISO 26262 for safety class ASIL B.
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The global automotive LED Market is further segmented based on geography, including North America (the US and Canada), Europe (Italy, Spain, Germany, France, and others), Asia-Pacific (India, China, Japan, South Korea, and others), and the Rest of the World (the Middle East & Africa and Latin America). Among these, Europe is anticipated to hold a prominent share of the market across the globe, oowing to the strong presence of several automakersalong with decreased price compared to headlights.
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· Market Coverage
· Market number available for – 2024-2031
· Base year- 2024
· Forecast period- 2024-2031
· Segment Covered- By Source, By Product Type, By Applications
· Competitive Landscape- Archer Daniels Midland Co., Ingredion Inc., Kerry Group Plc, Cargill
· Inc., and others
Market Segmentation
Global Automotive Light Emitting Diode (LED) Market by Vehicle Type
o Passenger Vehicle
o Commercial Vehicle
Global Automotive Light Emitting Diode (LED) Market by Position
o Front
o Rear
o Side
o Interior
Global Automotive Light Emitting Diode (LED) Market by Propulsion Type
o Internal Combustion Engine (ICE)
o Electric
o Others (Hybrid)
Regional Analysis
o North America
o United States
o Canada
o Europe
o UK
o Germany
o Italy
o Spain
o France
o Rest of Europe
o Asia-Pacific
o China
o India
o Japan
o South Korea
o Rest of Asia-Pacific
o Rest of the World
Company Profiles
o Continental AG
o General electric company
o Hyundai Mobis Co., Ltd.
o Koninklijke Philips N.V
o Magneti marelli S.P.A
o Namyung Lighting Co., Ltd.
o Nichia corporation
o OSRAM GmbH
o Seoul Semiconductor Co., Ltd.
o Texas Instruments Inc.
o VALEO
o Varroc Engineering Ltd.
o ZKW
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• Analysis of market-entry and market expansion strategies.
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Symbol Description Quantity Price Day's Change Value Day's Value Change Unrealized Gain/Loss Cumulative Investment Return Last Updated ORNYX INVESCO ROCHESTER MUNI OPPS FD CL Y 21,759 $6.79 +$0.03 +0.44% $147,743.61 +$652.77 -$1,958.31 -1.31% -$1,958.31 -1.31% 08:00 PM ET NPSRX NUVEEN PREFERRED SECURITIES & INCOME FD I 5,000 $15.29 $0.00 0.00% $76,450.00 $0.00 +$1,600.00 +2.14% +$1,600.00 +2.14% 08:00 PM ET GSIMX GS GQG PARTNERS INTL OPPS FD CL INSTL 6,805 $22.86 -$0.62 -2.64% $155,562.30 -$4,219.10 +$21,639.90 +16.16% +$21,639.90 +16.16% 08:00 PM ET Total $379,755.91 -$3,566.33 -0.93% +$21,281.59 +5.94% +$21,281.59 +5.94% 

Municipal Bonds - GO Uninsured

Symbol Description Quantity Price Day's Change Value Day's Value Change Unrealized Gain/Loss Accrued Interest Last Updated 052430UW3 AUSTIN TEX INDPT SCH DIST UNLTD TAX B PSF GTD FEB22 04.000%AUG01 2033 25,000 $103.7310 $0.00 0.00% $26,271.63 $0.00 -$1,305.04 -4.79% $338.88 06/03/2024 13063DF60 CALIFORNIA ST VARIOUS PURP GO BDS SEP21 04.000%OCT01 2035 40,000 $103.7750 $0.00 0.00% $41,785.55 $0.00 -$1,865.27 -4.30% $275.55 06/03/2024 20772KTX7 CONNECTICUT ST GO BDS SER A JUN23 05.000%MAY15 2030 25,000 $109.4860 $0.00 0.00% $27,434.00 $0.00 -$1,284.28 -4.48% $62.50 06/03/2024 447276RE8 HUNTSVILLE TEX INDPT SCH DIST UNLTD PSF GTD OID OCT22 04.000%FEB15 2039 25,000 $101.3630 $0.00 0.00% $25,640.75 $0.00 -$519.71 -2.01% $300.00 06/03/2024 55844RZF4 MADISON WIS GO CORPORATE PURP BDS SER A FEB24 04.000%OCT01 2039 20,000 $101.35 $0.00 0.00% $20,525.55 $0.00 -$578.04 -2.77% $255.55 06/03/2024 574193SL3 MARYLAND ST LOC FACS LN GO BDS 2020 FIRST A MAR20 04.000%MAR15 2034 45,000 $102.9180 $0.00 0.00% $46,703.09 $0.00 -$2,221.45 -4.58% $389.99 06/03/2024 592112SM9 MET GVT NASHVLLE-DAVIDSN CO TN GO IMPT BDS 2017 FEB17 04.000%JUL01 2029 45,000 $101.5660 $0.00 0.00% $46,464.69 $0.00 -$1,185.38 -2.53% $759.99 06/03/2024 60412AWT6 MINNESOTA ST GO VAR PURP BDS SER A SEP21 04.000%SEP01 2038 30,000 $102.12 $0.00 0.00% $30,942.66 $0.00 -$823.94 -2.62% $306.66 06/03/2024 61334PDX8 MONTGOMERY CNTY MD GO REF BDS CONSOLIDATED A SEP21 04.000%AUG01 2032 45,000 $105.1860 $0.00 0.00% $47,943.69 $0.00 -$2,437.34 -4.90% $609.99 06/03/2024 70914P2E1 PENNSYLVANIA ST GO BDS FIRST 2023 DEC23 05.000%SEP01 2031 40,000 $111.2750 $0.00 0.00% $45,021.11 $0.00 -$2,305.08 -4.92% $511.11 06/03/2024 7417018D1 PRINCE GEORGES CNTY MD GO CONSOLIDATED PUB LT A JUN21 03.000%JUL01 2033 20,000 $92.6330 $0.00 0.00% $18,779.93 $0.00 -$1,424.20 -7.14% $253.33 06/03/2024 Total $377,512.65 $0.00 0.00% -$15,949.73 -4.10% $4,063.55 

Municipal Bonds - Revenue

02765URG1 AMERICAN MUN PWR OHIO INC REV REF BDS SER A NOV21 04.000%FEB15 2037 45,000 $101.2650 $0.00 0.00% $46,109.25 $0.00 -$1,308.23 -2.79% $540.00 06/03/2024 373586GL4 GEORGIA ST PORTS AUTH REV BDS 2021 NOV21 04.000%JUL01 2038 30,000 $101.6330 $0.00 0.00% $30,996.56 $0.00 -$766.90 -2.45% $506.66 06/03/2024 44244CK48 HOUSTON TEX UTIL SYS REV COMBINED FIRST LIEN A JUN21 04.000%NOV15 2036 45,000 $101.15 $0.00 0.00% $45,607.50 $0.00 -$2,402.18 -5.01% $90.00 06/03/2024 Total $122,713.31 $0.00 0.00% -$4,477.31 -3.55% $1,136.66 

Cash Balance $1,501.21

Pending Activity (Cash/Security) -$1,500.69 Short Term Gain +$89,697.88 Short Term Loss -$30,314.52 Total Short Term Gain/Loss +$59,383.36 Long Term Gain $0.00 Long Term Loss $0.00 Total Long Term Gain/Loss $0.00 

Total $1,558,448.49 -$5,833.43 -0.37% +$59,383.36

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• I am well-versed in helping students do well in Calculus I, II & III, Calculus 1, 2 & 3, Business Calculus, Multivariable Calculus, Vector Calculus and I am very knowledgeable and proficient in the following calculus topics in alphabetical order:
• Absolute & Local Maximum and Minimum Antiderivative Area & Volume Chain Rule Concavity Continuity Convergence Test Critical Points Curvature Curve of Rotation Curve Sketching Derivatives Divergence Test First & Second Derivative Test Fourier Series Implicit Differentiation Increasing / Decreasing Functions Infinite Series Integrals Integration by Parts Jacobian Matrix Limits L’Hopital’s Rule Maclaurin Series Mean Value Theorem Partial Derivative Product & Quotient Rule Reiman Sum Related Rates Simpson’s Rule Solid of Revolution Substitution Rule Taylor Series

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ATTRIBUTES THAT SET ME APART FROM OTHER TUTORS:

• I firmly believe that I have many attributes and skills that set me apart from other tutors. Below is a list of qualities that makes me an ideal fit to help you master your coursework:

I CAN AID STUDENTS TAKING PROCTORED ASSESSMENTS:

• Proficient in CollegeBoard AP Calculus AB, AP Calculus BC & AP Statistics exams.
• Skilled with International Baccalaureate Math Exams: IB Maths HL & IB Maths SL
• Can intentionally answer a few problems incorrectly at the student's request.
• Can text solutions to the student while they are taking a proctored exam.
• Upon request, can purposely obtain grades below an A (ex: B+, B, C+, C-).
• I can stretch out the time to a plausible length for timed exams and assignments before submitting them.
• Have reliable software that can change my IP address to match the closest major city near the student.
• I have exceptional multiple-choice exam-taking skills. I have mastered the various techniques to make calculated guesses for the correct option in standardized exams such as the SAT & GRE.

I CAN VERIFY MY ACADEMIC KNOWLEDGE & SKILLS:

• I have no problem with requests to solve sample problems upfront to prove my knowledge & proficiency of the course concepts.
• I can provide glowing references & strong examples of work done for past clients to verify my academic skills.
• I can also provide, upon request, complete detailed calculations with explanations for solutions to the problems worked on.
• I am quite skilled and adept in using multiple modernized educational platforms and software, including but not limited to: Brightspace MyStatLab D2L WebAssign Canvas MyMathLab Blackboard ALEKS
• Can format term papers and discussion posts in APA MLA Harvard Chicago Vancouver OSCOLA IEEE format.

I HAVE PAID ACCESS TO OVER 15 STUDY-HELP WEBSITES AND MATHEMATICAL SOFTWARE:

• I have multiple paid subscriptions to a wide range of academic tutoring resources, including Chegg, Quizlet, CourseHero, Brainly, Grammarly, Study. com, Bartleby, Slader, Transtutors, Slideshare, StudocU, Turnitin, Academia, SymboLab, WolframAlpha, and Scribd to help guide to solve exam & homework questions that I may not immediately know.
• However, I am smart enough not to blatantly plagiarize solutions online but instead write them in my own unique words, formatting, & mathematical terminology.
• I have access to a very sophisticated graphing calculator and various mathematical software that provides step-by-step solutions to complex mathematical problems within seconds, allowing me to provide exact solutions to the student in a timely manner.
• I have impeccable handwriting and a high-quality mobile scanner app that allows me to scan written solutions in very legible high-definition JPG, PNG, or PDF formats.

MY AVAILABILITY & RELIABILITY:

• Depending on my availability, I can accommodate immediate tutoring requests, 1-24 hour, and 1-30-day deadlines.
• I can schedule live real-time online sessions and meet deadlines in an impressively timely fashion.
• I can provide quick notifications and updates of progress made in the student's class via email text phone calls.
• I can also be available to tutor students for Fall 2021 Spring 2022 Summer 2022 semesters.

MY EDUCATIONAL SOFTWARE OF EXPERTISE:

• I am very knowledgeable and well-versed in a wide range of educational software to tutor students in including but not limited to: Acellus ALEKS APEX Learning Aplia Blackboard Brightspace Canvas Cengage CengageNow Connect ConnectMath Connexus CPM D2L Discord Edmentum Eviews Examity Excel Hawkes Learning Honorlock Khan Academy Knewton LimeSpring Lumen Maple MasteringChemistry MasteringPhysics MathXL (XL) MATLAB McGraw-Hill Microsoft Word Minitab Moodle MyAccountingLab MyEconLab MyITLab MyLab My Lab MyMathLab My Math Lab MyOpenMath MyPsychLab MySocLab MyStatLab My Stat Lab NCSS Open Source Software Pearson PERT PlatoWeb PowerPoint Prezi R Respondus Lockdown Browser with Webcam Sapling SPSS Stata StraighterLine Straighter Line WebAssign Web Assign Webex (Cisco) WebWork Wiley WileyPlus Wonderlic Zoom

SCHOOLS FROM WHICH I'VE HELPED STUDENTS IN :
As of 2021, I have tutored and helped students enrolled at the following U.S. universities community colleges county & city colleges schools for-profit institutions listed below in alphabetical order:

• A - C: American Public University System (APUS) Arizona State Ashford Brigham Young Brown Broward California State (Fullerton) Capella Chamberlain (Illinois) Colorado Technical Columbia Columbia Southern Cornell
• D - K: Dallas College Dartmouth DeVry Excelsior College Florida International Florida State Full Sail Georgia State Grand Canyon Harvard Houston Community College Ivy Tech Community College Kaplan Kennesaw State Kent State
• L - T: Liberty Lone Star College System Kaplan Miami Dade Michigan State CUNY State University of New York (SUNY) Northern Virginia Ohio State University of Phoenix (UOP) Penn State Princeton Purdue (Davenport) San Diego State San Francisco State San Jose State Southern New Hampshire Southern Nevada Stanford St. Petersburg Strayer Texas Tech
• UNIVERSITY OF: Alabama Arizona California (UC) Central Florida Chicago Cincinnati Florida Houston Illinois (Urbana-Champaign) Iowa Maryland Minnesota Michigan North Texas Pennsylvania Southern Florida Texas Toronto
• U - Z: UCLA Extension Utah State Utah Valley Valencia Walden U Wake Technical Western Governors Wilmington Yale

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I OFFER FLEXIBLE PAYMENT PLANS:

• I offer several unique payment plans, including a weekly plan, a discounted monthly plan, a discounted half-now / half-later plan, and highly discounted up-front rates.
• I can accept the following payment methods for my services: PayPal Debit Cards Square Cash Credit Cards Cash App Venmo.
• Only people located in North America have access to Venmo Cash App Zelle.
• This is an excellent way to determine if the person you're dealing with is from the United States.
• Within reason, I offer a partial or full money-Back guarantee if the student is very unsatisfied with my academic services.

TUTORING AVAILABLE FOR OTHER SUBJECTS:

• For other subjects, you can reach out to me, and I can connect you with one of my tutoring partners who can provide general academic assistance for the following subjects:
• Art & Design: Art History Design Film Studies
• Business: Accounting (Acc) Biz Courses Business Administration (Biz Admn) Business Calculus Business Law Business Statistics Corporate Finance Economics (Econ) Finance (Fin) Financial Accounting Intermediate Accounting Intermediate Microeconomics (Micro) Macroeconomics (Macro) Management (Mgmt) Managerial Accounting Marketing MBA
• Computer Science: C C++ Computer Programming (Comp) Java Python R (Introduction & Intermediate Level Only)
• Humanities: Communications (Comm) English Literature Essay & Term Paper Writing, Editing, Proofreading Essays History Papers Philosophy (Phil) Religious Studies Theology (Theo)
• Mathematics: A.P. Calculus AB & BC Psychology Statistics AP Statistics Bio statistics Calculus I (1) Calculus II (2) Calculus III (3) College Algebra Differential Equations Discrete Math Finite Math Functions General Math Geometry Liberal Arts Math Linear Algebra Multi-variable Calculus Partial Differential Equations Precalculus Probability Quantitative Reasoning Real Analysis Statistics Trigonometry (Trig) Vector Calculus
• Science & Medicine: Anatomy & Physiology (A & P) Biochemistry Biology (Bio) Biostatistics Earth Science Environmental Science General Chemistry (Chem) Healthcare Medicine Nursing Nutrition Organic Chemistry Physics (Phys)
• Social Sciences: Anthropology Economics (Econ) Geology Law & Justice Liberal Arts Liberal Studies Political Science Psychology Sociology

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• 1) Speak with you on the phone and answer any questions you may have so that you have the opportunity to assess and analyze my tone, articulation, accent, diction, dialect, regionalisms, pitch, vocabulary, word choice, intonations, and inflections.
• NOTE: I’m a New Jersey-born Irish/Italian-American, but I have been told that I speak in an erudite & articulate suburban American accent with a “professor style” voice somewhat resembling the voice of actor: Ben Stein.
• 2) Agree to do some homework questions of yours upfront with the work fully shown in real-time to prove my mastery of the course content.
• 3) Send you screenshots of at least five past scores I attained from completing exams & homework assignments for other students in the same type of class you need help with.
• 4) Send you full screenshots of written exam solutions I wrote up by hand for students in the past in the same course that you need help with so that you can see my neat handwriting.
• 5) Provide you with the contact information of students who have utilized my services in the past who would be more than willing to vouch for my skills.

MY REBUTTAL TO THE OBLIGATORY “IS THIS A SCAM?” QUESTION:
At the risk of sounding arrogant, I consider myself to be at least marginally more intelligent (both academically & socially) than the average person. Therefore, if I ever decided to suddenly risk prison time, risk my reputation, and risk enduring the wrath of modern-day “cancel culture” by scamming people out of their money:

• I certainly wouldn’t do it for such paltry amounts of money. (i.e., anything less than $1,000 per victim.)
• I certainly wouldn’t choose high school & college students as my “target audience” to scam, considering that most people without college degrees have abysmally low annual incomes. Why choose low-income victims when it would be much more profitable to target high-income, high-net-worth individuals earning at least six figures a year? I have knowledge in business consulting, and I promise you that a business owner would be a MUCH more lucrative mark than a low-income college student.
• I wouldn’t choose such a time & energy-draining method of scamming people. Also, communicating back and forth with potential clients is an absurdly long time sink since only less than 10% of all potential clients who reach out to me actually become paying clients of mine. This means that 90% of my time communicating with potential clients ultimately proves to be a colossal waste of my irretrievable time & energy.
• If you pay me to provide academic services and I don’t deliver, you can always dispute the payment with the payment app and easily get your money refunded. If I were in the habit of swindling money from people, then all of my payment accounts would have been investigated and be completely shut down by now. And I would have been permanently banned from opening new accounts. Therefore, the fact that all my payment apps have been fully active for years should be sufficient proof that I haven’t had people consistently disputing payments sent to me.

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• I take my work as a tutor very seriously, and I always aim to do my best to help my students excel in school. I have a solid and sincere passion for academic achievement, and with my help, I am positive that I can help students obtain very high grades with minimal stress and effort.
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ASSESSMENTS I CAN COMPLETE:

• Online Courses (1 - 20 Weeks Long)
• Homework Assignments
• Exams Quizzes Tests
• Excel Projects
• Discussion Forum Posts
• Research Papers Term Papers Essays
• Employment Assessments

MY MATH SUBJECTS OF EXPERTISE:
I am very knowledgeable and proficient in assisting students in a wide range of mathematics classes. I can help students complete their homework assignments and other projects get an A on quizzes, tests, and exams (including proctored assessments) answer online discussion posts write essays & papers in MLA APA Chicago format and provide general overall academic help in each math course listed below:

• Advanced Placement Honors High School Level Math
• AP Calculus AB A.P. Calculus BC
• AP Statistics
• Biostatistics Bio-Statistics
• College Algebra Intermediate Algebra
• Business Calculus
• Business Statistics
• Business Math
• Calculus I Calculus II Calculus III (Calc)
• Geometry
• International Baccalaureate (IB) Maths
• Liberal Arts Math
• Logic & Reasoning
• Multivariable Calculus Multi variable Calculus
• Precalculus Pre-calculus
• Probability & Statistics
• Psychology Statistics Psych Stats
• Quantitative Reasoning Quantitative Methods Quantitative Literacy (Quant)
• Statistics (Stats)
• Statistics for Social Sciences
• Trigonometry (Trig)

STATISTICS HELP (MY BEST SUBJECT):

• I have a master's degree in Applied Statistics from a university in New Jersey, USA. As a result, I am very proficient in helping students with various types of Statistics courses including Biostatistics Business Statistics Elementary Statistics Probability & Statistics Psychology Statistics.
• I have extensive knowledge and skill with helping students get through various statistical concepts including all of the following in alphabetical order:
• ANOVA Bar Graph, Boxplot, Dot Plot, Histogram, Pie Chart Bias Binomial, Exponential, Poisson, Gamma, Uniform Distribution Central Limit Theorem Chi-Square Test Coefficient of Determination (R^2) Conditional & Relative Probability Confidence Interval Correlation Coefficient (r) Critical Region Critical Value Descriptive & Inferential Statistics Effect Size Expected Value Experiment vs Observation Goodness of Fit Test Hypothesis Testing Interpolation & Extrapolation Interquartile Range (IQR) Kurtosis Left, Negative, Right, Positive Skewed Distribution Logistic Regression Mean, Median, Mode, Midrange Multiple Regression Nominal, Ordinal, Interval, Ratio I Population Parameter Normal, Symmetric & Bell Shaped Distribution Null & Alternate Hypothesis One & Two Sample T-Test One & Two Sample Z-Test Ordinary Least Squares Outliers P-Value Pooled Variance (Equal Variances) Proportion R^2 Range Regression Regression Line Reject & Fail to Reject Ho Relative & Cumulative Frequency Distributions Relativity & Reliability Right, Left, One, Two Tailed Tailed Hypothesis Test Sample Statistics Sampling Methods (Convenience, Stratified, Simple, Cluster, Systematic) Significance Level (1%, 5%, 10%) Skewness Standard Deviation& Variance T-Score Test Statistic Time Series Type I & Type II Errors Unbiased Estimators Z-Score

ALGEBRA HELP:

• I am well-versed in helping students do well in Algebra 1 & 2 College Algebra Intermediate Algebra Pre-Algebra and I am very knowledgeable and proficient in the following algebra topics in alphabetical order:
• Absolute Values Circle Equation Domain Exponents Graphing Horizontal & Vertical Asymptotes Inequalities, Equations & Functions Inverse Functions Linear, Exponential, Logarithmic, Quadratic Equations Logarithms Maximum & Minimum Values of a Graph Number Lines One-to-One Functions Parallel & Perpendicular Lines Plotting Points & Ordered Pairs Point-Slope Form Polynomial Division Polynomials Radicals Range Rational & Irrational Expressions Rational Functions Real Roots Real Zeros Relations & Functions Slope Slope-Intercept Form Square Roots Standard Form of a Line System of Equations System of Inequalities Variables X and Y Intercepts

CALCULUS HELP:

• I am well-versed in helping students do well in Calculus I, II & III, Calculus 1, 2 & 3, Business Calculus, Multivariable Calculus, Vector Calculus and I am very knowledgeable and proficient in the following calculus topics in alphabetical order:
• Absolute & Local Maximum and Minimum Antiderivative Area & Volume Chain Rule Concavity Continuity Convergence Test Critical Points Curvature Curve of Rotation Curve Sketching Derivatives Divergence Test First & Second Derivative Test Fourier Series Implicit Differentiation Increasing / Decreasing Functions Infinite Series Integrals Integration by Parts Jacobian Matrix Limits L’Hopital’s Rule Maclaurin Series Mean Value Theorem Partial Derivative Product & Quotient Rule Reiman Sum Related Rates Simpson’s Rule Solid of Revolution Substitution Rule Taylor Series

Paid Help from Hiraedu: If You're struggling to handle your Online Exams, Assignments or any other coursework, get help from Hiraedu and pay after the exam. Contact details for Hiraedu is:
WhatsApp: +1 (213) 594-5657
Call: +1 727 456 9641
Discord ID: Hiraedu#4788
Telegram Username: Hiraedu
ATTRIBUTES THAT SET ME APART FROM OTHER TUTORS:

• I firmly believe that I have many attributes and skills that set me apart from other tutors. Below is a list of qualities that makes me an ideal fit to help you master your coursework:

I CAN AID STUDENTS TAKING PROCTORED ASSESSMENTS:

• Proficient in CollegeBoard AP Calculus AB, AP Calculus BC & AP Statistics exams.
• Skilled with International Baccalaureate Math Exams: IB Maths HL & IB Maths SL
• Can intentionally answer a few problems incorrectly at the student's request.
• Can text solutions to the student while they are taking a proctored exam.
• Upon request, can purposely obtain grades below an A (ex: B+, B, C+, C-).
• I can stretch out the time to a plausible length for timed exams and assignments before submitting them.
• Have reliable software that can change my IP address to match the closest major city near the student.
• I have exceptional multiple-choice exam-taking skills. I have mastered the various techniques to make calculated guesses for the correct option in standardized exams such as the SAT & GRE.

I CAN VERIFY MY ACADEMIC KNOWLEDGE & SKILLS:

• I have no problem with requests to solve sample problems upfront to prove my knowledge & proficiency of the course concepts.
• I can provide glowing references & strong examples of work done for past clients to verify my academic skills.
• I can also provide, upon request, complete detailed calculations with explanations for solutions to the problems worked on.
• I am quite skilled and adept in using multiple modernized educational platforms and software, including but not limited to: Brightspace MyStatLab D2L WebAssign Canvas MyMathLab Blackboard ALEKS
• Can format term papers and discussion posts in APA MLA Harvard Chicago Vancouver OSCOLA IEEE format.

I HAVE PAID ACCESS TO OVER 15 STUDY-HELP WEBSITES AND MATHEMATICAL SOFTWARE:

• I have multiple paid subscriptions to a wide range of academic tutoring resources, including Chegg, Quizlet, CourseHero, Brainly, Grammarly, Study. com, Bartleby, Slader, Transtutors, Slideshare, StudocU, Turnitin, Academia, SymboLab, WolframAlpha, and Scribd to help guide to solve exam & homework questions that I may not immediately know.
• However, I am smart enough not to blatantly plagiarize solutions online but instead write them in my own unique words, formatting, & mathematical terminology.
• I have access to a very sophisticated graphing calculator and various mathematical software that provides step-by-step solutions to complex mathematical problems within seconds, allowing me to provide exact solutions to the student in a timely manner.
• I have impeccable handwriting and a high-quality mobile scanner app that allows me to scan written solutions in very legible high-definition JPG, PNG, or PDF formats.

MY AVAILABILITY & RELIABILITY:

• Depending on my availability, I can accommodate immediate tutoring requests, 1-24 hour, and 1-30-day deadlines.
• I can schedule live real-time online sessions and meet deadlines in an impressively timely fashion.
• I can provide quick notifications and updates of progress made in the student's class via email text phone calls.
• I can also be available to tutor students for Fall 2021 Spring 2022 Summer 2022 semesters.

MY EDUCATIONAL SOFTWARE OF EXPERTISE:

• I am very knowledgeable and well-versed in a wide range of educational software to tutor students in including but not limited to: Acellus ALEKS APEX Learning Aplia Blackboard Brightspace Canvas Cengage CengageNow Connect ConnectMath Connexus CPM D2L Discord Edmentum Eviews Examity Excel Hawkes Learning Honorlock Khan Academy Knewton LimeSpring Lumen Maple MasteringChemistry MasteringPhysics MathXL (XL) MATLAB McGraw-Hill Microsoft Word Minitab Moodle MyAccountingLab MyEconLab MyITLab MyLab My Lab MyMathLab My Math Lab MyOpenMath MyPsychLab MySocLab MyStatLab My Stat Lab NCSS Open Source Software Pearson PERT PlatoWeb PowerPoint Prezi R Respondus Lockdown Browser with Webcam Sapling SPSS Stata StraighterLine Straighter Line WebAssign Web Assign Webex (Cisco) WebWork Wiley WileyPlus Wonderlic Zoom

SCHOOLS FROM WHICH I'VE HELPED STUDENTS IN :
As of 2021, I have tutored and helped students enrolled at the following U.S. universities community colleges county & city colleges schools for-profit institutions listed below in alphabetical order:

• A - C: American Public University System (APUS) Arizona State Ashford Brigham Young Brown Broward California State (Fullerton) Capella Chamberlain (Illinois) Colorado Technical Columbia Columbia Southern Cornell
• D - K: Dallas College Dartmouth DeVry Excelsior College Florida International Florida State Full Sail Georgia State Grand Canyon Harvard Houston Community College Ivy Tech Community College Kaplan Kennesaw State Kent State
• L - T: Liberty Lone Star College System Kaplan Miami Dade Michigan State CUNY State University of New York (SUNY) Northern Virginia Ohio State University of Phoenix (UOP) Penn State Princeton Purdue (Davenport) San Diego State San Francisco State San Jose State Southern New Hampshire Southern Nevada Stanford St. Petersburg Strayer Texas Tech
• UNIVERSITY OF: Alabama Arizona California (UC) Central Florida Chicago Cincinnati Florida Houston Illinois (Urbana-Champaign) Iowa Maryland Minnesota Michigan North Texas Pennsylvania Southern Florida Texas Toronto
• U - Z: UCLA Extension Utah State Utah Valley Valencia Walden U Wake Technical Western Governors Wilmington Yale

Paid Help from Hiraedu: If You're struggling to handle your Online Exams, Assignments or any other coursework, get help from Hiraedu and pay after the exam. Contact details for Hiraedu is:
WhatsApp: +1 (213) 594-5657
Call: +1 727 456 9641
Discord ID: Hiraedu#4788
Telegram Username: Hiraedu
I OFFER FLEXIBLE PAYMENT PLANS:

• I offer several unique payment plans, including a weekly plan, a discounted monthly plan, a discounted half-now / half-later plan, and highly discounted up-front rates.
• I can accept the following payment methods for my services: PayPal Debit Cards Square Cash Credit Cards Cash App Venmo.
• Only people located in North America have access to Venmo Cash App Zelle.
• This is an excellent way to determine if the person you're dealing with is from the United States.
• Within reason, I offer a partial or full money-Back guarantee if the student is very unsatisfied with my academic services.

TUTORING AVAILABLE FOR OTHER SUBJECTS:

• For other subjects, you can reach out to me, and I can connect you with one of my tutoring partners who can provide general academic assistance for the following subjects:
• Art & Design: Art History Design Film Studies
• Business: Accounting (Acc) Biz Courses Business Administration (Biz Admn) Business Calculus Business Law Business Statistics Corporate Finance Economics (Econ) Finance (Fin) Financial Accounting Intermediate Accounting Intermediate Microeconomics (Micro) Macroeconomics (Macro) Management (Mgmt) Managerial Accounting Marketing MBA
• Computer Science: C C++ Computer Programming (Comp) Java Python R (Introduction & Intermediate Level Only)
• Humanities: Communications (Comm) English Literature Essay & Term Paper Writing, Editing, Proofreading Essays History Papers Philosophy (Phil) Religious Studies Theology (Theo)
• Mathematics: A.P. Calculus AB & BC Psychology Statistics AP Statistics Bio statistics Calculus I (1) Calculus II (2) Calculus III (3) College Algebra Differential Equations Discrete Math Finite Math Functions General Math Geometry Liberal Arts Math Linear Algebra Multi-variable Calculus Partial Differential Equations Precalculus Probability Quantitative Reasoning Real Analysis Statistics Trigonometry (Trig) Vector Calculus
• Science & Medicine: Anatomy & Physiology (A & P) Biochemistry Biology (Bio) Biostatistics Earth Science Environmental Science General Chemistry (Chem) Healthcare Medicine Nursing Nutrition Organic Chemistry Physics (Phys)
• Social Sciences: Anthropology Economics (Econ) Geology Law & Justice Liberal Arts Liberal Studies Political Science Psychology Sociology

THE OBLIGATORY "IS THIS A SCAM?" QUESTION:
Considering the fact that you found my contact information online, it’s understandable to be skeptical regarding the legitimacy of my services. Therefore, I’m willing to do all of the following to help you feel more secure in trusting me with your academic needs:

• 1) Speak with you on the phone and answer any questions you may have so that you have the opportunity to assess and analyze my tone, articulation, accent, diction, dialect, regionalisms, pitch, vocabulary, word choice, intonations, and inflections.
• NOTE: I’m a New Jersey-born Irish/Italian-American, but I have been told that I speak in an erudite & articulate suburban American accent with a “professor style” voice somewhat resembling the voice of actor: Ben Stein.
• 2) Agree to do some homework questions of yours upfront with the work fully shown in real-time to prove my mastery of the course content.
• 3) Send you screenshots of at least five past scores I attained from completing exams & homework assignments for other students in the same type of class you need help with.
• 4) Send you full screenshots of written exam solutions I wrote up by hand for students in the past in the same course that you need help with so that you can see my neat handwriting.
• 5) Provide you with the contact information of students who have utilized my services in the past who would be more than willing to vouch for my skills.

MY REBUTTAL TO THE OBLIGATORY “IS THIS A SCAM?” QUESTION:
At the risk of sounding arrogant, I consider myself to be at least marginally more intelligent (both academically & socially) than the average person. Therefore, if I ever decided to suddenly risk prison time, risk my reputation, and risk enduring the wrath of modern-day “cancel culture” by scamming people out of their money:

• I certainly wouldn’t do it for such paltry amounts of money. (i.e., anything less than $1,000 per victim.)
• I certainly wouldn’t choose high school & college students as my “target audience” to scam, considering that most people without college degrees have abysmally low annual incomes. Why choose low-income victims when it would be much more profitable to target high-income, high-net-worth individuals earning at least six figures a year? I have knowledge in business consulting, and I promise you that a business owner would be a MUCH more lucrative mark than a low-income college student.
• I wouldn’t choose such a time & energy-draining method of scamming people. Also, communicating back and forth with potential clients is an absurdly long time sink since only less than 10% of all potential clients who reach out to me actually become paying clients of mine. This means that 90% of my time communicating with potential clients ultimately proves to be a colossal waste of my irretrievable time & energy.
• If you pay me to provide academic services and I don’t deliver, you can always dispute the payment with the payment app and easily get your money refunded. If I were in the habit of swindling money from people, then all of my payment accounts would have been investigated and be completely shut down by now. And I would have been permanently banned from opening new accounts. Therefore, the fact that all my payment apps have been fully active for years should be sufficient proof that I haven’t had people consistently disputing payments sent to me.

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N.B.: I'm mainly looking for the games listed in the title and at the bottom of the thread. Feel free to post other offers, but if I haven't responded to your comment(s) by my next posting, I likely wasn't able to find a trade that interested me.
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For sale (for Steam Gift Cards or gifted Steam Wallet balance):
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• Dark Souls™: Prepare To Die™ Edition (removed from Steam Store; $350 $400 or best offer)
• Fall Guys (removed from Steam Store)
• Fall Guys - Dragon Hugger Pack (removed from Steam Store)
• Fall Guys - Icy Adventure Pack (removed from Steam Store)
• Marvel's Avengers - The Definitive Edition (removed from Steam Store)
• Spec Ops: The Line (removed from Steam Store)

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• Humble Hunie Sakura Bundle (can also trade for a full "charity" bundle (Australia Fire Relief Bundle or similar))
• Humble Sekai Project Bundle (can also trade for a full "charity" bundle (Stand with Ukraine Bundle or similar))

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For trade:
*signifies that a game is tentatively up for trade, assuming I buy the bundle
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• Nioh 2 – The Complete Edition
• Soulstice
• Warhammer Age of Sigmar: Realms of Ruin – Ultimate Edition

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• Black Book

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• Superliminal
• Taiji
• The Witness

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• Destroy All Humans! 2 - Reprobed
• Life is Strange: True Colors
• Scorn
• There Is No Light: Enhanced Edition

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• Hellpoint
• Remnant: From the Ashes
• Tails of Iron

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• Hell Pie
• OTXO
• The Red Lantern
• Twin Mirror

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• Arkham Horror: Mother's Embrace
• Blood Rage: Digital Edition
• Gloomhaven - Solo Scenarios: Mercenary Challenges
• Small World
• Small World - A Spider's Web
• Small World - Be not Afraid...
• Small World - Cursed!
• Small World - Grand Dames
• Small World - Royal Bonus
• Splendor
• Splendor - The Cities
• Splendor - The Strongholds
• Splendor - The Trading Posts
• Terraforming Mars

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• A Short Hike(?)
• A Story Beside(?)
• Aces & Adventures(?)
• Arcade Spirits(?)
• Battlestar Galactica Deadlock(?)
• Beyond Blue(?)
• Cat Quest(?)
• Cook, Serve, Delicious! 3?!(?)
• EARTHLOCK(?)
• Harmony's Odyssey(?)
• Homeworld Remastered Collection(?)
• Lacuna – A Sci-Fi Noir Adventure(?)
• Minecraft: Java Edition - MCC Island Jingle Jam Rewards Pack(?)
• Monster Prom(?)
• Sifu Deluxe Cosmetic Pack(?)
• Spirit of the Island(?)
• SUPERHOT(?)
• Tinytopia(?)
• Toodee and Topdee(?)
• Train Valley 2(?)
• Turbo Golf Racing(?)
• Valthirian Arc: Hero School Story(?)
• Xenonauts(?)

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• Angry Birds VR: Isle of Pigs

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• Dark Deity
• Edge Of Eternity
• Eiyuden Chronicle: Rising

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• CRYPTARK
• Dead Estate
• Paint the Town Red

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• Lost Castle
• My Time At Portia

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• Toodee and Topdee

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• WWE 2K23

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• Chivalry 2
• Disco Elysium - The Final Cut
• The Forgotten City
• GRIME
• Spiritfarer®: Farewell Edition

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• Back 4 Blood
• Batman: Arkham Asylum Game of the Year Edition
• Batman: Arkham City - Game of the Year Edition
• Batman: Arkham Knight Premium Edition
• Batman™: Arkham Origins
• Injustice 2 Legendary Edition
• Mad Max
• Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year Edition
• Middle-earth: Shadow of War Definitive Edition
• Mortal Kombat 11
• Mortal Kombat 11 Ultimate Add-On Bundle
• Mortal Kombat XL

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• Alan Wake Collector's Edition
• Bendy and the Dark Revival
• Pathologic 2

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• CODE VEIN
• .hack//G.U. Last Recode
• Katamari Damacy REROLL
• TEKKEN 7

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• A Juggler's Tale
• Spirit of the Island

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• Boomerang Fu
• ROUNDS
• Stick Fight: The Game
• Ultimate Chicken Horse

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• Fae Tactics
• Flynn: Son of Crimson
• Ikenfell
• Ring of Pain
• Void Bastards

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• After the Fall® - Deluxe Edition
• Zero Caliber VR

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• Patch Quest

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• Five Dates
• Late Shift

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• Demon Turf
• Pumpkin Jack

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• Trover Saves the Universe

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• Coromon
• The Dungeon Of Naheulbeuk: The Amulet Of Chaos
• Jack Move

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• Road 96
• SuchArt: Genius Artist Simulator

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• A Short Hike

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• Cloudpunk
• Ghostrunner
• Severed Steel

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• Eternal Threads
• Turbo Golf Racing

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• Lethal League Blaze
• OlliOlli World
• WWE 2K BATTLEGROUNDS

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• Dragon Fist: VR Kung Fu
• The Walking Dead: Saints & Sinners

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• Celeste

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• Blasphemous
• Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night

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• Behind the Frame: The Finest Scenery

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• Bionic Commando: Rearmed
• Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen
• Lost Planet 3 - Complete
• Mega Man Legacy Collection
• STRIDER™ / ストライダー飛竜®

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• Aground
• Calico
• Evan's Remains
• StarCrossed
• Teacup

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• Into the Radius VR

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• Aliens: Fireteam Elite
• Founders' Fortune
• Monster Prom 2: Monster Camp

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• Nomad Survival
• Scarlet Tower

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• The Citadel
• Viscerafest
• WRATH: Aeon of Ruin

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• The Blackout Club

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• BIOMUTANT
• Edge Of Eternity
• Golden Light

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• Call of the Sea
• Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice

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• 112 Operator
• 911 Operator
• The Amazing American Circus
• Armello
• Backbone
• Calico
• Euro Truck Simulator 2
• Farming Simulator 17
• Ghostrunner
• Guilty Gear X2 #Reload
• Lust from Beyond: M Edition
• Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine
• Orbital Racer
• Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Enhanced Plus Edition
• PAYDAY 2
• Pilgrims
• Soulblight
• Space Crew: Legendary Edition
• Starfinder Core Rulebook (Paizo key) and Starfinder Adventure: Junker's Delight (Paizo key)
• Strange Brigade
• Stygian: Reign of the Old Ones
• System Shock 2
• System Shock: Enhanced Edition
• Ticket to Ride
• XCOM® 2
• X-Morph: Defense Complete Pack

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• Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game
• Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel
• Othercide
• Shady Part of Me

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• The Last Campfire

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• Sakura Swim Club

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• Summer in Mara
• Townscaper

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• The Long Dark: Survival Edition

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• Stranded Sails - Explorers of the Cursed Islands

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• Conan Chop Chop
• Grow: Song of the Evertree

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• Styx: Shards of Darkness

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• Hard West
• John Wick Hex
• Phantom Doctrine
• Red Solstice 2: Survivors

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• Arizona Sunshine

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• Backbone
• Blade Assault
• First Class Trouble
• Super Magbot

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• Golf Gang
• Maid of Sker

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• Vampire: The Masquerade - Coteries of New York
• Vampire: The Masquerade - Shadows of New York
• Werewolf: The Apocalypse — Heart of the Forest

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• Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl

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• Crown Trick

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• Guts and Glory
• Hello Neighbor

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• Day of the Tentacle Remastered
• Grim Fandango Remastered
• STAR WARS®: Knights of the Old Republic™ II

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• Duke Nukem Forever
• PGA TOUR 2K21
• WWE 2K Battlegrounds

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• In Sound Mind

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• Little Big Workshop
• Not Tonight

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• Brigador Deluxe Edition
• Verdun

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• Resident Evil 0
• Resident Evil 6
• Resident Evil

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• EVERSPACE™

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• Cultist Simulator
• GWENT: The Witcher Card Game - Ultimate Starter Pack (GOG key)

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• The LEGO® NINJAGO® Movie Video Game

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• Legend of Keepers: Career of a Dungeon Manager
• Legion TD 2 - Multiplayer Tower Defense

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• STAR WARS™: Squadrons (Origin key)(?)

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• Bionic Commando
• Street Fighter V

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• As Far As The Eye
• Impulsion

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• Orcs Must Die! 2 - Complete Pack

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• Bartlow's Dread Machine

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• Blaston

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• White Day: A Labyrinth Named School

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• The Walking Dead

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• Total Tank Simulator

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• Archangel: Hellfire - Fully Loaded

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• XCOM® 2

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• Black The Fall
• Goetia

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• Among the Sleep - Enhanced Edition

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• Dear Esther: Landmark Edition
• This War of Mine

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• Tom Clancy's The Division™ (Uplay key)
• Tom Clancy's The Division™ - Survival (Uplay key)

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• Highway Blossoms
• HunieCam Studio
• KARAKARA
• Sunrider Academy
• Sunrider: Liberation Day - Captain's Edition

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• A Kiss For the Petals - Remembering How We Met

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• Hacknet
• Satellite Reign

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• The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing: Final Cut

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• The Elder Scrolls: Legends: 2 Card Packs (Skyrim) 1 Event Ticket 100 Gold 100 Souls
• ESO Vanity Pet: Bristlegut Piglet and 15 Days of ESO Plus

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• Ame no Marginal -Rain Marginal-
• KARAKARA
• Memory's Dogma CODE:01
• Narcissu 10th Anniversary Anthology Project
• Narcissu 10th Anniversary Anthology Project - Season Pass

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• A Kiss For the Petals - Remembering How We Met
• Sakura Angels
• Beach Bounce
• Beach Bounce - Soundtrack
• Blue Rose

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• Lionessy Story
• My Personal Angel
• Natural - Beyond Nature -
• Postmen Of Horizon (removed from Steam Store)

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• The Reject Demon: Toko Chapter 0 — Prelude

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• Koi-Koi Japan [Hanafuda playing cards]
• Mahjong Pretty Girls Battle
• Mahjong Pretty Girls Battle : School Girls Edition
• Poker Pretty Girls Battle: Texas Hold'em
• Pretty Girls Mahjong Solitaire

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• Guns of Icarus Alliance
• Guns of Icarus Online
• Impossible Creatures Steam Edition
• Lethal League
• Tempest: Pirate Action RPG
• Tempest - Treasure Lands
• Tempest - Original Soundtrack
• Warhammer 40,000: Space Wolf
• Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide

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• Tenta Shooter
• Gun Gun Pixies
• DUSK
• For The King
• Book of Demons
• PlateUp!
• Kingdom Two Crowns
• White Day: A Labyrinth Named School
• Warhammer 40,000: Gladius - Relics of War
• Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
• Steel Rats™
• Hue
• Sifu Deluxe Edition Upgrade Bundle (Epic key)
• Gal*Gun: Double Peace
• The Invisible Hours
• Synergia
• ROCKETRON
• Project Nimbus: Complete Edition
• Dead Age
• Spirit Hunter: NG
• Slain: Back from Hell(?)
• Cook, Serve, Delicious!
• Tower of Time
• Danger Scavenger
• Survive the Nights
• Valfaris
• Nongunz: Doppelganger Edition
• This War of Mine

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• Knights of Pen and Paper +1 Edition
• Knights of Pen and Paper 2 - Here Be Dragons

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• 112 Operator
• 911 Operator
• Book of Demons
• Broken Age
• Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons
• Crying Suns
• Crying Suns
• Dear Esther: Landmark Edition
• Driftland: The Magic Revival
• Liberated (GOG key)
• Moon Hunters
• Out of Reach: Treasure Royale
• Wanderlust: Travel Stories (GOG key)
• WARSAW
• X-Morph: Defense + European Assault, Survival of the Fittest, and Last Bastion DLC (I believe this redeems as the linked Complete Pack, minus the soundtrack)
• ΔV: Rings of Saturn(?)

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• Arcade Paradise
• Calico
• Say No! More
• Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game
• Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel
• Phoenix Point: Year One Edition
• Deliver Us The Moon
• Morkredd
• Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos
• Spirit Hunter: NG
• Survivalist: Invisible Strain
• Warhammer: Vermintide 2
• ENDLESS™ Space 2
• Surviving the Aftermath
• The Long Dark

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• Duck Game
• SCP: Secret Files
• WWE 2K23
• The Jackbox Party Pack
• Outward (redeems as the base game only, not the linked Definitive Edition)
• Outward - The Soroboreans
• Outward Soundtrack
• Blade Assault
• Founders' Fortune
• Hokko Life
• Monster Crown
• Othercide
• Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous - Enhanced Edition
• ScourgeBringer
• Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey
• HOT WHEELS UNLEASHED™
• Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year Edition
• Sonic CD (removed from Steam Store)
• LEGO® Harry Potter: Years 1-4
• LEGO® Harry Potter: Years 5-7
• STRIDER™ / ストライダー飛竜®
• Bionic Commando
• Full Metal Furies
• Ultra Street Fighter® IV
• Starbound
• Mafia III: Sign of the Times
• BioShock 2
• Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year Edition
• Sherlock Holmes: The Devil's Daughter
• The Mean Greens - Plastic Warfare
• Crusaders of the Lost Idols Legendary Starter Pack
• Project CARS (removed from Steam Store)

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WANT:
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• 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel
• art of rally
• Astebreed: Definitive Edition
• Avernum: Escape from the Pit
• BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger
• Cornucopia
• CrossCode
• Dead Rising 4
• Dungreed
• Mega Man X Legacy Collection 2
• Mega Man Zero/ZX Legacy Collection
• Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition
• Myst (2021)
• NBA 2K23
• NECROPOLIS: BRUTAL EDITION
• Omensight: Definitive Edition
• OPUS: Echo of Starsong - Full Bloom Edition
• OPUS: Rocket of Whispers
• OPUS: The Day We Found Earth
• Power Rangers: Battle for the Grid
• RAGE
• Resident Evil Village
• The Jackbox Party Pack 5
• The Jackbox Party Pack 6
• The Jackbox Party Pack 7
• Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap
• Zombie Army 4: Dead War

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• any extra copies of WWE 2K23

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Hello everyone, this isn't a throwaway.
I'm seeking advice on if I should just accept what has happened to me or if I should try and fight it.
About me back then: I was a sheltered kid growing up, and very naive of the world around me. I did not really see how I was being abused and manipulated until it turned to physical violence after the events below am also a survivor of domestic abuse from the man in my story.
Going to shorten this because it's a long story, ask any questions so I can fill in gaps.
In 2006, Texas, Johnson County. I was in a unhealthy/abusive relationship with a man ten years my senior for about two years. Broke up with him, because of his declining treatment of me. I went back home to live with my parents. He calls me up and wants to talk, comes to my parents house and takes me to the local burger joint, interaction went positive til we left and he was pulled over.
In the process of pulling over he threw a bag of Marijuana out the open car window next to me. Both arrested because he wouldn't admit to it being his. I was originally charged with multiple felonies because of paraphernalia and a knife in the exs vehicle. He was charged the same but I don't know how he had the charges dropped and put entirely onto me. Theres a knowledge gap here for me. I only know that he wasn't going to bail me out of jail and possibly hired this lawyer in the time I was still sitting.
After both of us being bailed out of jail, he hired a lawyer to represent me. The lawyer did not explain to me what was going on and I had at most three interactions with him that I really didn't understand. He worked with my ex, spoke with my ex, and did what my ex asked of him. The most significant thing the lawyer told me is that if I plead nolo contendre and did community service then it would be like nothing had ever happened, clean record. So that's what I did.
I've been denied jobs, evicted from housing, and have been denied the ability to pursue some careers because of the Class A misdemeanor I have. I'm also terrified of police because of this event, but for a different reason.
I've tried speaking to the lawyer, and having family members speak to the lawyer back in the 2010's, and the guys receptionist cussed me out and hung up. The lawyer is still practicing and reading reviews over the years, still does the same things to other people.
Is there anything I can do this much later?
Thanks again for reading this and I will help clarify anything I can.

Hi, I’m 22 and I have been an RBT for two years and just recently renewed my certification in May. I just moved from a different state and have already applied to a company that has given me a job offer but I still need to go through orientation/training for that company and of course, a background check.
I need advice if I should/will still be able to continue working in ABA after receiving a class c misdemeanor for petty theft. I got a citation last night after my sister got caught shoplifting items and because I was with her and I handed her one thing in the store that she ended up putting in her bag, they also wrote me a citation. I had a clean record and this will be my first offense.
I am scared that this has ruined everything for me. I have not been able to sleep and the company reached out to me about scheduling my orientation soon but I am extremely nervous and haven’t responded.

Hi all,
I know there are many posts similar to my story, but I wanted to look for some advice.
I live in Wisconsin, and when I was 17 I shoplifted an item around $10. I was caught, handcuffed, my fingerprint were taken, and I was given a court date. At this court date I don’t remember much but they discussed a correctional class and I had to pay a fine. I DID NOT plea guilty or not guilty. Additionally, the store sent a fine to my home which my mom paid with my money immediately.
Now, this was all during COVID, 2021 if I recall. Because of this, I never took a course or did any kind of community service or probation. Not because I didn’t want to, but genuinely I have no clue of what happened to my case or what was expected of me afterwards. I’d like this to be expunged as it was brought up in a job interview I had a year back unfortunately, but I don’t know how plausible this is.
My record was clear before this, I’m going to be 21, I have not gotten into any sort of trouble after this so the misdemeanor is all there is. I don’t have much info on the case like the specifics unfortunately, so I don’t know how much advice can be granted to me but I figured it wouldn’t hurt to try. Thank you all.

https://x.com/KristenLambTX/status/1797737975452712992
What even the Left is failing to fully grasp about this sham conviction is the seismic shift this means for everyone, politicians and business executives particularly.
It is NOT ALWAYS about TRUMP.
This was a watershed event.
****Take this from a person who really wanted another candidate but, in good conscience, I refuse to be silent.
In ONE trial, the Left dismantled The Bill of Rights and the Constitution.
Can any adult over a certain age claim they’ve NEVER done anything wrong or made a mistake?
Or that anyone they HIRED to do a job they cannot do for themselves hasn’t made a mistake?
Can anyone claim they or a professional they hired have not done something perfectly legal that, if the occasion arises, an enemy couldn’t go back through a legal code so long no one fully knows what’s in it and cobble together a way to present what should have been legal as ILLEGAL?
Trump paid an ATTORNEY and a licensed ACCOUNT/BOOK KEEPER to log what were then completely legitimate expenses.
Even Stormy Daniels is on camera on the Bill Maher show laughing and saying Trump was nothing close to a “Me Too.” Etc.
We have vast evidence this was a shakedown. It happens.
Hush money until recently was par for the course (Eg. Bill Clinton paid Paula Jones $850,000 in the 90s compared to $130,000 to Stormy). NDAs are so common I’d be shocked if most people hadn’t signed one.
Fast forward.
Our Founding Fathers were very worried about enforcing laws ex post facto (after the fact).
They also placed great emphasis on protecting property because they came from countries where, if you spoke up, the government would just take everything.
Now we look at Trump.
His political opponents took a misdemeanor that no court or lawyer would touch for almost a decade because it was a Nothing Burger.
What little was there had passed the statute of limitations.
What did they do?
They resurrected essentially a bookkeeping charge as a felony, then tried an alleged federal crime in a biased STATE court, and made sure Trump was NOT in a court of his peers (that pesky Bill of Rights).
This would be like charging Nancy Pelosi in a deep red West Texas courtroom then claiming she was judged by her peers.
***This has by and large been why America has held to the custom of not going after former Presidents criminally. It’s literally impossible to get an unbiased jury.
We know this is bullshit. They know it’s bullshit.
Problem is…it’s radioactive bullshit that just punched a trillion unseen holes in ALL our freedoms
Then the civil fraud case in NY where Trump lost and was ordered to pay a gazillion dollars in damages when there were no victims and even Deutsche Bank was repaid. CNN legal experts said this was a bad move.
Constitutional violation.
What does this mean? For you? For me? For America?
American law is based off English Common Law, which is why one must ALWAYS be very careful about what precedents any case sets b/c once one sets a PRECEDENT it’s almost impossible to put the genie back in the bottle.
Now?
Political opponents or any business person (or regular citizen) who refuses to comply with whoever has the biggest stick?
The message is clear.
It’s open season. They’ll take all you have and JAIL you if you dare stand in the way.
Who will want to run for office? Who would dare build a business in America? If you cross the wrong agenda and THIS can be done to you?
And parties shift. Sure my generation and those close to my age respect the rule of law and believe in what America was and is supposed to be.
But it’s pretty common knowledge that the successive generations push the boundaries much farther.
Look at the college campuses. NOW, look at what the Left just handed to a generation of very angry, very entitled young people who have no respect for the rule of law.
When will you cease to be “radical” enough?
This is why, since time immemorial, witch hunts never ended well. Usually the hunters end up on the pyre too.

I made this a couple of years ago, wanted to update it and bring it back up since we're a little dry on content at the moment
Some may say the ratings are a silly joke. Some may say Justin makes them up on the spot. Some (perhaps even Griffin himself) may say that “none of it’s ever meant anything”. But who are they to tell us how to live our lives? Clearly, there is a mathematical system here that, with a little legwork, will allow one to see the definitive, unequivocal ranking of the monsters in the Monster Factory series. And I’ve set out to find it.
A couple of rules: anything that the brothers rate during the video or appears with a rating on the endscreen is considered a rated monster (although appearing on the endscreen is not a requirement). This includes, but is not limited to: Jim Carrey’s The Mask, both of Squirtle’s nipples, and the offhand rating of Bless Online (which winds up surprisingly high on the list). While Justin is the main authority on the ratings, Griffin's input is also taken into account when appropriate. Conversely, anything not rated by the brothers is not part of the list. For instance, Justin rates an episode of Scrubs instead of rating Jefferson Tallpipe, meaning the latter does not make the list. Truck Shepard will also be removed from the list due to the fact that his rating was explicitly declared unknowable. This will result in some controversial omissions, notably The Final Pam. Nevertheless, a brief section will be committed to honoring the notable unrated monsters, and explaining why this occurred:
Truck Shepard (Rating is unknowable due to the fact that he escaped the McElroys’ control)
The Final Pam (Beyond the concept of rating)
Trash Hulk (Secondary monster)
Succotash (Secondary monster, did his duty in resurrecting primary monster Rat Baby)
Totino’s (Secondary monster in a returning series)
Jaa’m (Stolen by Will Wright)
Buzzbo, the Bee Movie (Stolen by Will Wright and not part of the final progression of SHRECK THE MOVIE)
Sexy, Good-at-Sports Dick Cheney (Secondary monster)
Jefferson Tallpipe (Too explicit to rate, replaced by episode of Scrubs)
Tony Hawk???? (Seemingly forgotten and replaced by Zeke Teenweed)
Snack Braff (Tragically killed by The New Day/Todd)
Slimeburger (Killed by Todd, explicitly stated by the McElroys to be a separate entity from “Slimeburger”)
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (Implied to be part of a series that has not been completed and may never be)
The creations of Sweeps Week and Just Like Art (Spinoff series with several monsters and a unique format)
And without further ado, away we go. Starting at the bottom:
G.A.R.F.I.E.L.D. a.k.a. Cyber-Garfield: -2/10
•Due to the fact that Cyber-Garfield is in no way like Garfield.
Elden Ring: None/5 Stars
•Prompted by D's attack on HUMDINGER, despite refusing to engage Death and the Bones Boy
•As of the Elden Ring Part 2 video, this is the only rating exclusively attributed to Griffin without Justin's input (who only laughs at the rating, seemingly approving it).
•Ranks below the next entry since "None" is a much more explicit acknowledgement of absolute failure than a numerical 0.
•Griffin does proclaim Elden Ring an "Easy game!" after HUMDINGER's victory, but there is no addressing of Elden Ring's rating as a result of this, and it is debatable whether the game being easy is meant as a positive or negative attribute, so this will not affect the ranking.
Borth Sampson: 0/10
•Borth is actually too much like Bart and is pure IP theft. Interestingly, their standards and goals have completely reversed since G.A.R.F.I.E.L.D.
DAZ: 8 over par
•Assuming that Justin’s rating scale is based on a single hole rather than an entire game of golf (this can be confirmed due to the fact that he gives Danny Wheeler a double eagle, which refers to the former), an 8 over par puts DAZ well over the shot limit in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08.
•Still higher than Borth due to the fact that he did participate and land perhaps the best birdie in golf history.
Gordan “Stang” Summers: Poor reviews from Brian Mazique, Jarrod Rudolph, and Ric Bucher
•“We've seen Summers in a few games now. I don't know that he has a skill other than high motor. Coaches love him, they just don't want to play him.”
•“He needs to work on becoming a better defender, with both his fundamentals and effort level.”
•“Performances like this contribute to draft day disappointment. At this point, he is going to need a meteoric rise to get back into the 2nd round conversation.”
•Although this is the last of the explicitly negatively rated monsters, the fact that Stang was still forecasted as a first round draft pick in the context of the game’s reviews places him at the top of this tier.
Rat Baby: Vape Seed/Vape Tree
•Although mathematically difficult to measure, the context of the rating implies that Rat Baby (and the game at large) has massive potential but is not there yet.
Cid Finalfantasy: Heathcliff/Garfield, Kevin Spacey from Nine Lives
•Perhaps the most difficult rating to unpack due to its dual nature, the fact that Justin is interrupted by Griffin before he can elaborate entirely on where Heathcliff falls on the Garfield continuum, and the fact that the video was released a few months before certain allegations came to light regarding the central figure of the second rating. I will assume this is a muddled neutral review, akin to about a 5/10.
Demon’s Souls: B for Babies
•Difficult to say how derogatory the review is intended to be, as Griffin mentions that he had a great time playing it and it brought him and his family together. I will class this as slightly worse than the explicitly positive reviews that follow.
Yoba Skywalker StarTrekSux a.k.a. Yoba Skywalker Starwars Rules: Phasers set on “Thrill”
•Justin clarifies that this is a 6. I will assume the scale is out of 10, as I will for many of the ratings to follow.
Molar Mike da Wisdom Toot: 6.5/10
•Justin's tone indicates that this is a somewhat dismissive rating.
Dr. Sexgun: 6/9
•Nice.
Zeke Teenweed: 7/10
•Thus begin the controversial (yet mathematically sound) tiebreakers. Zeke ends up at the lowest of the 7/10 category due to the fact that he was initially a 6/10 and has more explicit negative descriptors in Justin’s review (namely, he didn’t catch anybody and cannot land a trick).
Squirtle: 7/10
•First monster ever to be rated.
•Justin technically sets the scale as “1 to Ahh Real Monsters,” but final rating screen establishes 10 as the standard for the series.
DJ Slime Time: 7/10
•Dressage Ratings: Gaits: 3, Impulsion:10, Submission: 8, Rider's Seat and Position: Deplorable
•The dressage ratings were abandoned once DJ Slime Time’s ability to ride a horse underwater was demonstrated.
•DJ Slime Time ranks above Squirtle due to her impressive last-minute display of talent and the fact that she was briefly given an 8/10 before inexplicably being dropped to 7.
The Boy Mayor of Second Life: Election Results: WIN!
•The Boy-Mayor is difficult to rank since winning an election only implies superiority over one’s opponents. Although the election against Duran Duran had not yet occurred at the time of the rating, it will still be used as a numerical measure, as it is the only official election result we have. The Boy-Mayor won the election 21-7, and thus will rank as a 7.5/10.
•Ranked below the other equivalent monsters due to the instability of the election as a rating mechanism and the extremely negative modifiers Justin attaches (Shares Our Values: -130,000%, Wrong on the Issues: 800,000%, Is Leading America in the Wrong Direction: 7,000,000%).
Garretttttt…: 3/4 Medicines
•Slightly lower than the following rating due to the fact that it is “not all of the medicine he needs,” although it is “enough to get him by”.
Prince Legday: 3/4 Legs
•Accompanied by enthusiastic endorsement from Justin and Griffin ("A lot of fun," "kicked a lot of ass," "kicked at least 14 asses")
•The brothers indicate that this rating is "unorthodox in a few ways," suggesting it is unusual compared to the others. Speaking as the person who possibly has spent the most time with these ratings on the planet, I quite frankly have no idea what they mean by that.
Jim Carrey’s The Mask: 3/4 stars
•Initially a 3.5/4 because of its lack of wolves, but Griffin reminds Justin that Jim Carrey’s face does turn into a wolf’s in one scene. This initial rating will keep it at the top of this tier.
Halo 666: 8.5/A Stars
•A very difficult rating to parse, as we not only have to deal with three separate metrics and the fact that this is on a video game critic scale of either a 4, and 8.5, or a 10 (the middle score being the one given to games when critics don’t feel like thinking about it too much), but also three additional ratings. The fun factor receives a 5/5, the forthcoming DLC for Halo 666 receives a 3/10, and Halo 666’s score is increased to a 9.25 whenever she is performing her powerful judo chop.
•The average of the numerical scores is roughly a 7.7 out of 10. The positive and negative tweaks that would come from other factors (such as the inconsistent units and the lack of commitment from the video game critics) roughly cancel out and are essentially negligible, placing it just above Jim Carrey’s The Mask.
NanciBudin73: 7.Yes
•Will assume this is as close to an 8/10 that one can get without being classified as one (7.99999999…).
•Prompts Griffin’s (clearly false) remark that the ratings have never meant anything.
The Junker: 8/10
•The first of two 8/10s that have a good attitude but are not very good at Dark Souls 3. Ends up the lowest of this tier due to the fact that all he really did was try his best.
Old Episode of Scrubs (The One Where J.D. Made a Doctor Mistake): 4/5 stars
•Justin notes that the episode really got bogged down in the medicine, placing it at the lower end of this tier, but that Turk gave a great performance, granting it measurable positive attributes besides attitude that place it above the Junker.
Hungry-Faced Gil: 8/10
•Similar to the Junker in terms of attitude, but ranks higher than the Old Episode of Scrubs due to Justin’s explicit remark that he is a good friend and the brothers are happy to have him.
Pismocchio: 8/10
•Granted because the game is still in early access and Justin wants room to grow. This will rank higher than the previous two due to the fact that nothing explicitly negative was said about Pismocchio, but the implication that he could be better will hold him back from the top slots of this tier.
Jim Johnman: LBW/10
•This rating is going to be held back somewhat by the fact that I have no idea how cricket works and despite their degrees, I don’t believe the brothers do either.
•Justin first attempts to give Johnman 387 points, then grants him a score of 300 overs/runs, then finally settles on an LBW out of the ten ways one can be called out during a game of cricket. An LBW is a common way to be called out, but it is also considered the most controversial, both of which could cause one to argue for a high or low rating, depending on how one wants to look at it. We are not given a scale by which to measure the ways one can be called out (rarity, severity, memorability, etc.). The most likely scenario is that LBW was the only one Justin could remember, which, along with the initial high ratings for Johnman, his excellent performance, and the fact that I do not care enough about cricket to spend any more time on this rating, boils down to a high 8/10.
Randy Johnson feat. Panpan: 0.800
•Randy Johnson will end up slightly higher than Jim Johnman due to the fact that Johnman is explicitly stated to be playing baseball and Randy Johnson breaks the metrics of the baseball scoring system with an unheard-of 0.800 for pitching. Mathematically, Johnson still cannot escape the 8/10 category, but her exceptionality within her field is noteworthy.
•Although Panpan is technically unrated, the brothers acknowledge that they forgot to rate him, and he is considered as part of the overall entity in the final rating screen.
Arby: Big Montana
•On a scale of Arby’s available dishes from the now-discontinued Mozzarella Sticks to the Jamocha Shake.
•Former branding for the half-pound roast beef sandwich, which Justin describes as “pretty good” and a better name than the alternative (“it feels like you’re doing something if you’re eating a Big Montana”).
•Included above the 8/10s as most of them have something negative counted against them, but below anything higher due to the lack of explicit praise (this may be due to the fact that Justin was not present for Arby’s final performance).
#Noid: Richard Karn
•On a scale of Family Feud hosts from Ray Combs to Steve Harvey, on which Richard Karn is implied to be a 5/6 (an 8.33/10). Justin acknowledges this is mainly to get a picture of Karn in the video, but what Justin says goes.
•Although Griffin technically asks what Justin wants to rate the Arby’s Witch version of Dark Souls, the final rating screen applies this rating to #Noid.
Toucan Dan: A Big Thumbs-Up
•The size of the thumbs-up allows it to take a slightly higher position than #Noid.
The Pebble: 9/Human
•Although it is one of the more abstract ratings, it is stated to be an average of 8/Human and 10/10, which we can safely call a rough 9/10.
Turbovicki: Football/Curling
•Although Turbovicki and her daughter Turbosusan/Twobovicki tragically died during the race, her other daughter Turbojanet looks the same and possesses all of their memories, so this rating applies to all members of the Turbo Family
•A rating applied because it, like Turbovicki, is “very good and confusing but powerful and never stopping.”
•Will consider this a solid 9 out of 10, as the confusion produced by her power does bring her down a peg, but not by much, as it is still a very beautiful power
Ronnie Faeburger: 4.5/5
•A strong rating that is difficult to dispute. Justin states that Ronnie provides a good fun factor and that “reviewer’s tilt is way in favor of Ronnie Faeburger and all of their great hitting.”
“Slimeburger”: 98% Radiation/100
•Note that this rating does not apply to the original Slimeburger (R.I.P.), but the crude facsimile created in Slimeburger’s absence.
•As radiation tends to have negative connotations, one could interpret this as a poor review (as he is almost “pure radiation”), but as none of the other numerical ratings seem to operate on a reverse scale, we will give “Slimeburger” the benefit of the doubt.
Sweet Gene: 98/100
•Inspired by Halloween Havoc ’98, although the rating still appears to be genuine, as Justin has nothing but praise for Sweet Gene.
•The positivity towards this monster and the question of the negative implications of radiation give Gene a definite edge over “Slimeburger”.
Chiquita Dave: #1 Chiquita Dave
•We now reach a few monsters that are scored in relation to their peers. I will attempt to mathematically calculate a score based on the competitive field in which they are placed.
•Justin states this as a ranking of Chiquita Dave out of the approximately 75 Chiquita Dave clones. My count is closer to around 56 total clones, although it is difficult to get an exact measurement and it is possible that the brothers created more that did not make it into the recording. Regardless, the “best out of 75” and the “best out of 56” both come to a little over 9.8 out of 10 when taken as a percentage and multiplied by 10 (9.867 and 9.821, respectively), placing Chiquita Dave squarely above Sweet Gene.
jIM jELLY: 130,525
•jIM’s score is taken from the score of his career-ending trampoline performance, which puts him leagues above any competitors. His nearest match, Arctic fox Madde Becker, scored a measly 22,124. While the best out of 8 only brings him to an 8.75 out of ten, the magnitude by which he destroyed his opponents puts him above Chiquita Dave, as jIM can barely be said to even be in the same category as his peers.
•It seems jIM’s performance could have been much better had he not fallen off the trampoline, thus leading to a placement that presses up against a perfect 10 without actually achieving it. There will, however, be two more monsters that overcome him in this category due to the sheer numbers they overcome.
Danny Wheeler: Double Eagle
•A double eagle refers to the rarely-seen, second best possible shot in golf. The odds of this occurring are estimated to be 6 million to one. This will not bring Wheeler into the 10/10 category, as there is still a better shot to be made (the nearly-impossible condor, seen only 5 times in history) and there are rarer odds on a later monster, but he certainly stands above a large portion of the list despite not being a creation of Justin and Griffin.
Knife Dad: World’s Best Dad, World’s Sharpest Knife
•There are hundreds of millions of fathers in the world and likely even more knives. To be the best of both of them is an astronomical feat, although still not enough to break the perfect 10/10 category.
Uncleberry: F for Fins
•Justin initially states it as "F," pauses dramatically, then excitedly exclaims "for fins!" Griffin comments that F is traditionally a negative rating, but Justin refuses to acknowledge this, simply restating that the F is for fins. This seems rather inscrutable, but given that Griffin states that fins are their prime directive, I'll consider this as an approval that Uncleberry accomplished what he set out to do. However, this rating could almost be argued to belong in the 5/10 category due to the A-F grading scale, so it'll be at the bottom of the 100% category.
Bless Online: 10/10
•This rating barely counts, as the conversation surrounding it is very subjective (unlike the rest of the ratings, which are completely objective). Justin begins this conversation by saying, “If we’re reviewing Bless, I don’t think you should play Bless.” It is debatable whether this qualifies Bless for a rating, due to the use of “if” and the fact that he never applies a specific number or title to the game. However, both brothers, despite agreeing that it is a bad game, note that there are some redeeming qualities, most importantly, the fact that the video is good. Griffin then explicitly states that “the video’s good” and “if it [Bless] made a good video [which it, by his own admission, has], then 10 out of 10.” Critically, Justin agrees, following immediately with “Then who am I to judge?” Having thus removed his statements from the equation, Justin allows Griffin’s 10/10 (now definitively the only official rating) to propel Bless online into one of the highest tiers on this list. The statements that the game is bad will obviously hold it back from the rest of the pack, but the rating still stands.
HUMDINGER: 5/5 Shrimp (Prawns)
•Justin states that "at the beginning, [he] would have given HUMDINGER 5/5 shrimp...at this point, though, [he's] going to give him 0/5 shrimp." Griffin adds to the reasoning (and Justin concurs) by noting that "he kind of sucks at what his job is" as he has not found or killed any Grinches.
•However, Griffin adds the stipulation that HUMDINGER has one more opportunity to kill the ogre and earn a 5/5 rating. HUMDINGER, in a last-minute upset, successfully does this and earns a perfect score.
•Humdinger ranks higher than Bless Online since he more clearly earns his score by achieving a difficult task, but the fact that his rating was reversed twice and he was almost given one of the lowest possible ratings keeps him from overcoming the following monsters.
SHRECK: Shrek 5 coming to theaters 2019
•Another rating that is somewhat challenging and requires us to read between the lines a bit (odd, since every other reading is so mathematically clear). The appearance of five Shrek heads to visually demonstrate this rating, the enthusiasm with which Justin announces the rating, and the theme of film leads one to the conclusion that this is a rating out of 5 instead of ten, much like the star ratings that would commonly be applied to the Hollywood blockbuster Shrek 5. This means that we have achieved another perfect score.
•However, SHRECK will remain near the bottom of this category due to the stipulation that he scores a -80 on a dog scale, which was their original goal.
Trüllbus: Five Stars of Notoriety
•Justin states that Trüllbus is a superstar in his heart and he appreciates his failed attempt to not do any crimes. Although this failure keeps him low in the category, the brothers concede that 8 crimes is “not bad”.
Justin and Griffin's Effort: 10/10
•Applied to the creation of Molar Mike, followed by the clarification that it is a reference to the fact that they have "wrung all the fun out of Starfield" possible. The overcoming of adversity and the optimism of the ratings keeps this above the 100% scores that have failures ascribed to them, but the brothers seem uncertain whether the effort was worth it, keeping it below the following monster.
D-Bomb: D-Bomb
•Justin originally scores her as D-Bomb/D-Bomb, which Griffin rejects due to it “meaning nothing to him” (difficult to believe, I know). Upon his request for a number (as this was the standard at this point in the series), Justin sets the rating as simply “D-Bomb” (thus breaking the standard). I will take the first rating into account as the concept does not change much in the final rating, meaning that D-Bomb makes it into the 10/10 category. The lack of negative modifiers causes her to rise above the prior entries in the categories, but her supposedly “meaningless” rating (by Griffin’s judgement) and the liberties taken in defining it prevent her from rising higher.
My Two Dads² : 2/2 Dads²
•A rating that skews close to the D-Bomb review due to the fact that it seems to simply describe the state of affairs in the My Two Dads² household, but it is a numerical rating, and Justin’s addition of the units is appears to mostly be an afterthought, so the ranking will remain higher than D-Bomb’s.
THUG Pro Servers: 10/10
•Justin has nothing but praise for the servers and the participants’ lack of drugs, so they remain above all the other perfect scores thus far due to the lack of questionable modifiers.
Adult Cool: 10
•Although the denominator of the rating is not specified, it is strongly implied to be out of 10.
•Adult Cool receives enthusiastic praise from both brothers, with Griffin stating that he is the best monster they have created in a long time. This brings him to the top of the category, save one.
Dino-Lansbury: Perfect
•The only rated monster not officially rated by the brothers, as their conversation surrounding rating never reaches a conclusion. Her classification of “Perfect” on the endscreen applies in lieu of any spoken rating.
•Although technically in the same category as the other 10/10s, the fact the she embodies the very concept of perfection (which the other 10/10s demonstrate to be a sliding scale) places her at the top of her tier. No one can be more perfect than perfection (except for the monsters that follow).
Squirtle’s Nipples: 11/10 each
•The second ever rating by the brothers appears near the top of the list due to the fact that it eclipses 100% and pushes the rating system into a new dimension.
•The nipples receive a rating of “22 collectively,” which raises the question as to whether this means 22/10 or 22/20 (the latter of which has the same numerical value as 11/10). Given that the rating screen explicitly shows one nipple as receiving an 11/10 and ignores the other one, we have to assume that a similar rating applies to the other nipple. Each nipple is thus individually scored out of 10, giving them each a 110%, not a 220% combined (they are not one entity, despite Justin’s addition of their scores).
Jorstin: 114%
•Applied to reflect the crowd’s support of him. Justin also frames it as “114% good,” outshining Squirtle’s nipples by 4%.
Dugls n’ Richrd: 2/1
•This creation was beloved by both brothers, leading to Justin awarding a rating equivalent to twice the scale that has applied to most monsters. Justin falsely claims that “you can’t beat that score,” despite the fact that it had already been done.
Mëlissa: 1 Alf/0 Alfs
•Seemingly inspired by Mëlissa’s win record at the time of rating, 1 win and 0 losses, along with the recent canonical appearance of Alf.
•Mathematically, 1 Alf/0 Alfs is undefined. The concept of 0 Alfs fits an infinite number of times into the concept of a single Alf. An infinite rating places Mëlissa above most of the monsters on this list, but not all.
Tammy Radbody: $29.99
•Stated by Griffin to be the “ultimate endorsement of any monster we’ve ever created.” The $30 purchase of Tammy’s incredible dress solidifies her as the most expensive monster on the list. The fact that it was a worthwhile use of real money (and implied to be far less than what she is actually worth, as Justin states that $29.99 was a bargain) eclipses even the greatest of infinities. All hail Tammy Radbody, queen of the monsters.
And there you have it. A completely mathematical and factual comparison of monster ratings. Normally I’d invite you all to debate me in the comments, but that seems rather pointless, as I don’t see how anyone could dispute this clearly objective and true account of ratings that without question were meant to be accurate reflections of the monsters’ quality. You’re welcome to try, I suppose.

I had always remembered my deeply rooted envy at a girl at my old high school. Alyssa Howard, Home Room 207. It hadn't been long since I graduated there. I was in Class of '22, in a homeroom that I simply didn't fit in. It was isolating since everyone in my homeroom was in groups of friends, everyone was their own designated groups. Alyssa was in the Choir group, consisting of 8 girls. They were girls that were a part of Choir Class, an elective that made no sense why I took it. Along with Alyssa Howard, there was Brianne Becker, Fiona Figueroa, Leslie Smith, Hannah Klidford, Emma Kelly, Mandy Lake, and... Karla Reyes. Karla Reyes was one of them I knew very well. In fact she is the reason why I'm typing this out.
Karla was my childhood friend, we met in 5th grade. Her family was from around Texas, and she recently moved to this small town of Meadows Dale. I didn't have friends at that age since most kids thought I was...well weird. I didn't comprehend why I was weird to them at the time, I just simply thought I wasn't cool enough. I remember vividly that I was walking far from the rusty playground, to a hill that pretty much if going more up north, you'll be at the Centennial Park of the town.
That sunny day in 5th grade felt like it was just yesterday. I was walking up a hill, my Elsa shoes making every step feel like a chore. I sighed, looking down at my shoes, feeling embarrassed that my mom had gotten them for me. All the other kids in my grade were wearing Converse or cool sneakers, and here I was, stuck with sparkly, princess-themed shoes. I flopped down on the grassy ground, feeling like the biggest outcast in the world.
I sat there, lost in my own thoughts, I noticed a girl with dark hair and tan skin walking towards me. She looked a bit nervous, fidgeting with her hands as she approached. I recognized her from my homeroom class.
"Hey," she said, trying to sound casual. "These hills look like a pair of butt cheeks, don't they?" She giggled, and I couldn't help but laugh too.
I signed back to her, using my hands to mimic the shape of hills and then making a silly face to show that, yes, they did look like butt cheeks. Karla laughed, and I was surprised. Not many people in my class knew sign language, and it was nice to have someone to communicate with in my own way.
"Do you know sign language?" I signed, curiosity getting the better of me.
Karla nodded, her dark hair bobbing up and down. "Yeah, my aunt was born deaf, so I learned to communicate with her."
I signed back, asking her if she thought it was cool that I knew sign language too.
Karla grinned. "Yeah, that's really cool! I'm Karla, by the way."
“Lily,” I signed my name, and Karla sat down next to me on the grass. We chatted for the rest of recess, discovering that we had a lot in common. We both loved DreamWorks movies better than Disney, and our favorite music group was Fifth Harmony. I was obsessed with them back then, and Karla was too. We both wanted to be like Camila Cabello when we grew up.
From that day on, Karla and I were inseparable. We'd sit together at lunch, partner up for group projects, and even started a Fifth Harmony fan club in our class. Karla would always lend me an earbud so we could jam out to our favorite songs together. Our friendship was effortless, and I felt like I'd finally found someone who understood me.
It was perfect until the start of Freshman year of Meadows Dale High School. I held my scheduler tightly in my hands as I climbed the stairs to the kitchen, my stomach twisted in knots. My heart sank as I scanned the pages, taking in the fact that most of my classes were designated for students with special educational needs. Homeroom and choir were the only exceptions.
I made my way to the living room where my mom was seated, tears brimming in my eyes. "Mom, why do I have to take these classes?" I signed, frustration etched on my features. "I don't need this kind of help. I can handle regular classes just fine."
My mom looked at the schedule, her expression sympathetic. "I know you don't seem to need help, sweetie, but the school requires you to take these classes. It's just protocol."
I sighed, feeling a wave of frustration wash over me. "I'm going to feel like even more of a freak than I already do," I gestured angrily, trying to hold back tears.
From the living room doorway, my father's deep voice cut through the silence. His ears perked up from the conversation. "Hey, kiddo, what's going on?" he asked, his voice gentle.
I signed again, rapidly gesturing my fingers "I don't want to take Special ED classes, Dad. I can do normal classes. I can hear the teachers very well!"
My dad walked over to us, his eyes scanning the schedule. "I know it's tough, Lily, but the school is just trying to help. Plus, You're not a freak. Not in our eyes, anyway. If anybody gives you trouble, I'll personally see to it that they regret it." His tone was lighthearted, but his meaning was clear. He was the sheriff, after all, and his reputation preceded him.
I rolled my eyes, signing, "Dad, please. You're only making things worse."
Ignoring my pleas, he ruffled my hair affectionately before leaving the room. I retreated to my bedroom, collapsing onto my bed in a heap of tears. The night passed in a blur, and soon enough, it was time for me to wake up and face another day.
I woke up to the sound of my dad calling me from downstairs. "Lily, time to get up! First day of school!" I groggily got out of bed, still feeling the emotional hangover from the night before.
My dad drove me to school in his police cruiser, which only added to my embarrassment. I remembered feeling weird being in the cruiser, with its flashing lights and sirens. As we pulled up to the school, my dad turned to me and said, "No matter what, you'll always have me and Mom, okay? We love you, and we're proud of you."
He hugged me tight, and I felt a lump in my throat again. I nodded, trying to hold back tears, and got out of the car. Finally me into the world of Meadows Dale High School.
The enormity of the building hit me hard as I stepped inside. The halls were bustling with activity, and the noise level was overwhelming. The classes flew by, and I couldn't help but feel like my Special ED classes were too easy for me. The teacher aides were sweet, but they were busy helping other students, leaving me to feel like I was just going through the motions.
As I walked out of my Literature class, I noticed a boy sitting alone next to a locker. He had ginger hair and was a bit overweight, and he was using a big headset to listen to music. There was something about him that drew me in, so I walked over to say hi.
He removed his headphones, looking up at me with a nervous smile. "Hi," he said, his voice a little shaky.
I signed back, "Hi."
He laughed, a little awkwardly. "Sorry if I'm a bit awkward. I'm not really used to talking to people."
I signed, "You're not awkward at all."
He smiled, looking relieved. "Thanks. I'm Matt Weston."
I nodded, signing, "I'm Lily."
Matt's eyes lit up. "Sweet. What's your homeroom?"
"207."
Matt's face brightened up. "No way, that's my homeroom too!"
I smiled, feeling a sense of excitement. "That's amazing!"
Matt stood up, walking towards a bookshelf. "Homeroom's next class. Want to walk with me?"
I nodded, following him as the bell rang. We exited the class, and suddenly we were swept up in a sea of students pushing and shoving to get to their next class.
We finally arrived at class 207, which was already filled with students. I saw Alyssa sitting in the back with her group of friends, looking like a star athlete. Matt went to sit in the front seat, and I sat next to him.
Just as we were settling in, one of the guys from Jr high football, Ryan Peterson, hit a football at Matt, saying, "Can't believe we got 'Butterball' in our class."
Matt rolled his eyes, saying, "At least I don't have a father who cheats and spreads gonorrhea."
Ryan's friend, Warren, said, "Ohhh sick burn,"
Ryan huffed, whispering to Matt, "Just because you're special doesn't mean everybody likes you."
I got mad, flipping Ryan the finger, which made him laugh. "You're lucky I ain't telling the teacher, because I don't want any issues with your old man!" Ryan walked away with Warren, leaving me feeling annoyed.
The homeroom teacher arrived, a young guy in his 20s with cedar brown hair and a pair of glasses. "Hello Students! Like that you are all sitting in neatly placed groups. My name's Mr. James and I'll be your homeroom teacher for Freshmen till Senior Year. Hope you excited as I am!"
Just as he was about to start writing on the white board, a beautifully dressed Karla emerged late, looking older and more mature with a lot of makeup on. I looked up, happy to see her, only for her to not notice me and sit down next to Alyssa's group.
Matt whispered to me, "Do you know that girl?"
I signed, "No."
Matt nodded, looking curious. "She looks familiar, but I don't know her name. Was it Kayla or Karly?"
"It's Karla," I shrugged, feeling a pang of disappointment. It seemed like Karla had moved on to a new group of friends, leaving me behind. I don't know how this change happened, since Karla and I went on a trip to Orlando, Florida, three weeks ago. I thought we had the best of our life's during that trip.
I was stumped, watching from afar as Karla chatted with Alyssa and her friends. I felt a twinge of jealousy and sadness as I realized how easily Karla had seemingly moved on and found a new group to hang out with. I mean, I thought we were best friends. It felt like Alyssa had stolen her from me.
I turned my attention elsewhere, not wanting to dwell on it. That's when I noticed a teenage boy sitting alone a few rows in front of me. He had jet black hair and there was something familiar about him, although I couldn't quite place it. I wondered who he was and why he was sitting alone.
"Hey, Lily," Matt said, following my gaze. "Do you know that guy? He looks kind of like a mini Detective Loomis."
I shook my head, signing that I had no idea who he was, but now I was curious too. Detective Loomis had been a family friend for years, and I knew he had a son, but I hadn't seen him in a while.
Matt chuckled nervously and waved his hand as if to dismiss his own question. "Just wondering. He kind of looks like him, that's all."
Just then, the boy turned around in his seat and our eyes met. He raised an eyebrow, clearly having overheard our conversation. "Yeah, that's my dad," he said, a hint of challenge in his voice. "Why?"
Matt shifted uncomfortably in his seat, clearly not expecting such a direct response. "Oh, um, no reason. Just curious, that's all."
The boy, Brandon Loomis, as I now knew him to be, nodded slowly, as if accepting Matt's explanation. Then, to my surprise, he introduced himself with a small smile. "Brandon Loomis. And you are...?"
"Lily Anderson. Nice to meet you, Brandon."
“I'm Matt by the way,” Matt chimed in.
A flash of something—was it pain?—crossed Brandon's face, but it was quickly replaced with a smile. "Nice to meet you both. Your dad's a good man, Lily. He helped me out a lot."
I could only imagine what Brandon had been through. I remembered hearing snippets about his kidnapping a while back, but I had no idea what he must have endured. No wonder he hadn't been in school until now.
"Well, I hope the rest of the year goes well for you," I signed sincerely.
Brandon smiled at me again, and I felt a warm glow spread through my chest. "Thanks, Lily. I hope so too."
As the homeroom continued, Mr. James had us all introduce ourselves and played some icebreaker games to help us get to know each other better. It was actually kind of fun, and it took my mind off Karla and her new friends for a while.
One of the things we had to do was share a fun fact about ourselves. When it was Matt's turn, he revealed that he was the son of Mayor Weston and a great friend of my dad's. No wonder he seemed so familiar! I knew my dad would be thrilled to hear that Matt and I had become friends.
Before I knew it, the homeroom was over, and Matt, Brandon, and I headed out into the hallway together. I was relieved to find out that we all had B lunch, so I wouldn't have to eat alone.
"So, where do you guys usually eat?" Brandon asked as we made our way down the crowded hallway.
"I don't know about Lily, but I usually just grab something from the cafeteria and eat outside," Matt replied.
I signed, "That sounds good to me. I like being outdoors."
Brandon nodded. "Yeah, me too. Although, I usually eat my lunch at Dillard's Diner since I work there after school. You guys should come by sometime. The food's pretty great."
"Definitely!" Matt said enthusiastically. "I love diner food. And hey, maybe we can even help you out sometime if you're short-staffed."
Brandon laughed. "Sure, why not? It can get pretty crazy on the weekends, so any extra hands would be appreciated."
As we made our way to the cafeteria, Matt started talking about his favorite band, Deftones. I had to admit, their music was a little too heavy for my tastes, but Matt was so passionate about it that I found myself getting drawn in.
"You know, you should check out their album 'White Pony,'" Matt said. "It's a classic. My dad actually introduced me to them, and I've been hooked ever since."
I signed with a smile, "My dad's always trying to get me into his favorite bands too. He's a big fan of The Beatles and Queen."
"Oh, those are classics," Brandon chimed in. "My dad's more of a country music guy, but I've definitely grown to appreciate some of the older stuff."
While we ate lunch, I pulled out my sketchbook and started drawing, something I often did when I was feeling nervous or needed a distraction. Matt and Brandon were curious and asked to see my drawings. I showed them some of my anime-style sketches, and they both complimented my work.
"Wow, Lily, these are amazing!" Matt exclaimed. "You're gonna be like Picasso one day."
I signed, feeling my face heat up with embarrassment. "Thanks, Matt. That's really nice of you to say."
Brandon nodded in agreement. "Seriously, you're really talented. I wish I could draw like that."
As lunch came to an end, Matt and Brandon suggested that they walk me to my next class. I was surprised but pleased that they wanted to stick together. My next class was Choir, and thankfully, it was just down the hall.
"So, Lily, do you sing?" Brandon asked as we walked.
I signed, feeling a little self-conscious. "A little. I mean, I really want to sing, but I'm not sure I'm any good."
"Don't be shy, Lily," Matt said with a grin. "I bet you have a great voice."
I felt my face flush again, but I was glad that Matt and Brandon seemed so supportive. As we reached the choir room, I took a deep breath and prepared myself for whatever the class might bring. I slowly pushed open the door to the choir room, unsure of what to expect. The room was dark, but as my eyes adjusted, I could make out the outlines of rows of chairs facing a small stage. The room had a strange beauty to it, with its blue and white color scheme and intricate design carvings. I made my way to an empty chair near the exit, wanting to keep a low profile.
Before long, a flood of girls began to pour into the room, chattering and laughing. I recognized many of them from the Meadows Dale Advanced Academic Program. My heart sank a little as I spotted Brianne Becker, one of the most popular girls in school, deep in conversation with Meg Peterson. They were giggling about some guy they both apparently liked. Brianne's eyes suddenly landed on me, and her smile faded. I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, feeling self-conscious under her gaze.
Alyssa entered the room, and the atmosphere seemed to brighten. Brianne's face lit up, and she rushed over to give Alyssa a hug. "I'm so happy you're in this class!" she exclaimed. Alyssa smiled back, her warm hazel eyes shining. I felt a small sense of relief seeing her friendly face.
Following Alyssa were Mandy, Fiona, Leslie, Hannah, Emma, and Karla. They all seemed to be deep in their own conversations, and I felt even more alone. Karla was telling Fiona about getting her nails done, and Fiona was expressing her dislike for acrylics. I stood up and waved at Karla, trying to get her attention. She had been one of my few friends in middle school, but something had changed between us lately.
Alyssa, however, made her way over to me and offered a genuine greeting. "Hi, Lily! It's so great to see you in this class," she said, her eyes sparkling with sincerity. I felt a small smile tug at my lips. At least there was one person here who didn't seem to mind my presence.
Entering through the red velvety curtains of the stage, a woman with brunette hair, who looked to be in her early 40s, emerged from behind the stage. She had an air of enthusiasm about her as she introduced herself as Mrs. Becker, Brianne's mother. I remembered hearing that they were related, and at the time, I had thought it was sweet that a mother and daughter shared the same class.
Mrs. Becker instructed us all to take our seats and explained that this class was for girls only. She then asked each of us to come up on stage and recite the Do-Mi-Re-Fa-So syllables so that she could group us into sections of eight. My heart sank as I realized I would have to sing in front of everyone.
One by one, Mrs. Becker called each girl up to the stage. Some of the girls had okay voices, while others were truly talented. Then it was Brianne's turn. Her voice was like an angel's, a beautiful soprano that filled the room. Fiona and Emma also impressed me with their deep, rich alto voices. Mandy, Leslie, and Hannah had high-pitched, yet well-controlled voices that blended beautifully.
Alyssa and Karla were the last to go, and they both had perfect voices. Alyssa's voice was like honey, smooth and warm. But it was Karla who really stood out. She sounded like a pop idol, her voice clear and powerful. I found myself getting lost in the music, forgetting my worries for a moment.
Then Mrs. Becker called my name, and my heart sank. I nervously made my way up the stairs to the stage, my hands trembling at my sides. I took a deep breath, trying to steady myself. As I opened my mouth to sing, an awful, screeching noise escaped. My throat instantly sting, as the aftertaste of metallic overwhelmed my mouth. It was so bad that Mrs. Becker immediately cut me off.
"Why are you in this class, Lily?" she asked, a hint of annoyance in her voice.
I looked at her sadly and signed, "I don't know. I didn't choose this class."
Mrs. Becker softened a little, seeing my dejected expression. "Well, you better discuss these matters with a counselor about switching, because there are better candidates out there who want a spot in this class," she said bluntly.
I felt my cheeks burn with embarrassment as I made my way back to my seat at the very back of the room. I could feel the eyes of the other girls on me, and I heard their stifled laughter. Karla's laughter rang out the loudest, stabbing me like a knife. Alyssa was the only one who didn't join in, her face a mask of disappointment. I wasn't sure if she was disappointed in me or in the other girls' behavior.
It was next week, I got out of my algebra class heading towards the office. I had to wait till Monday, since during the first few days, my assigned counselor was not available. I was already antsy of finally getting out of that Choir class, I couldn’t deal another day with a class I clearly didn’t fit in. My schedule in my hand, I pulled the door open, being greeted by the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip muffins. Nervousness ran through me, wondering what type of counselor Dr. Wells would be.
The door was wide agape, leading me into the source of that muffin smell. Sitting there on a working desk, was a man typing on his laptop. He looked a bit exhausted, almost to the point that he slumped on his chair. Tilting my head, I nudged on his shoulders, trying to shake him awake. I couldn’t help but feel warmth radiating in my cheeks.
“Huh? Oh, hello there Lily. What brings you here?” Dr. Wells jolted up, probably noticing how close I was to his face. I backed away, sitting down on a red couch next to him.
“I want to change classes please.”
Mr. Wells nodded off, scooting his chair back towards his mahogany desk. He searched up my schedule, turning his laptop to my view. “Oh, I see. In what class do you want to change?”
I nervously let out a breath, as I finally let out what emotions I was holding. “I don’t know why you assigned me Choir, but everyone in that class hates me. I really need that class changed, Dr. Wells.”
I saw my counselor's lip repeatedly twitched a bit, before he gathered his composure. Dr. Wells looked up from his desk, his kind face softening as he saw me. "Lily, I want to apologize profusely for putting you in that situation."
I signed, feeling a little comforted by his words. "It's okay. I did want to be in that class, but I just... I felt so out of place with all the other girls laughing at me."
Dr. Wells sighed and rubbed his temple. "I'm truly sorry, Lily. I was told you loved music and thought you would enjoy the class. But it's clear that it wasn't a good fit. Do you have another class in mind that you'd like to take instead?"
I nodded and signed, "Art class. I heard my friend Brandon is taking that, and I've always loved drawing."
Dr. Wells typed something into his laptop. “Consider it done. I'll have the change processed by tomorrow, if not sooner. In the meantime, help yourself to a muffin. The library teacher made them for me, and they're delicious."
I smiled and took one of the muffins, taking a bite. "Are you and the library teacher... a thing?" I asked, feeling a little bold.
Dr. Wells laughed, a deep, hearty sound that filled the room. "No, no, nothing like that. Just colleagues. She knows I have a sweet tooth, so she often shares her baking creations with me."
I felt a wave of relief wash over me. It was probably one of the few times I'd developed a crush on someone, and as usual, it was harmless and something I'd get over quickly. Dr. Wells was one of those crushes indeed. I stood up from my chair, feeling much better than when I arrived. "Well, thank you, Dr. Wells. I better head to class soon."
Dr. Wells smiled and placed a hand on my shoulder. "Of course, Lily. And remember, if you ever need someone to chat with, my door is always open."
Later that day, during lunch, I made my way to our usual table with Brandon and Matt. They were already deep in conversation about their morning classes.
"PE is a nightmare," Matt was saying. "All the athletes make fun of me because I'm not as fast or strong as they are. It's frustrating."
Brandon nodded sympathetically. "I heard you beat Ryan on the pacer test, though. That's impressive."
Matt shrugged, taking a bite of his apple. "It was just luck, honestly. Ryan got too cocky and sprained his knee on the seventy-ninth lap. I just kept a steady pace.”
I signed to Matt, "You should still be proud. I bet your dad was happy."
Matt smiled. "He was. It's not every day I get to impress him, especially when it comes to sports. You know how Mayor Weston was a star athlete back in his day."
I laughed, and then took a bite of my sandwich. "Speaking of impressing people, I have some news. I'm switching out of choir class and into art elective. Hopefully, I'll be in the same class as you, Brandon."
Brandon's face lit up. "That's great! I'm so glad you'll be joining us. Art class is a lot of fun.”
Matt nodded in agreement. "I'm happy for you, Lily. But why are you leaving Choir? I thought you loved singing."
My smile faltered, and I looked down at my lap. "It's just... it's not the right fit for me," I signed.
Matt frowned, chewing on his apple. "Is Mrs. Becker too mean? I've heard she can be hard on students who aren't part of the popular crowd."
"No fair," I signed, my eyes pleading with him to understand.
Brandon nodded. "It really isn't fair, Matt. That's why I prefer to keep a low profile. Popularity contests aren't worth the hassle.”
Just then, I felt a tap on my shoulder, and I turned to see Karla standing there, a sad look on her face. "Lily, can I talk to you?" she asked, her voice soft and hesitant.
I hesitated, signing, "Why?”
With a strand of hair tucked behind her ear, she leaned in and whispered, "I want to talk to you in private."
I glanced at Matt and Brandon, signing, "I'll be back, okay?"
Matt nodded, his eyes curious. "We'll be here. Take your time."
I followed Karla to the girl's bathroom, my heart pounding in my chest. I wasn't sure what this was about, but I sensed it was important to her. Once we were inside, Karla pulled out a juul vape from her pocket and took a hit. The sweet smell of watermelon filled the air.
"Want a hit?" she offered, holding it out to me.
I was curious, so I signed, "Sure."
I took a cautious drag, expecting to choke, but surprisingly, I didn't. Karla laughed, "I guess you already know how to smoke. Not so innocent after all, huh?"
I rolled my eyes. "I learned from watching Effy in Skins. It's not like I've never seen it before."
Karla laughed again, a genuine sound that seemed to break through the tension between us. "Look, Lily, I wanted to apologize for what happened in the choir. I shouldn't have laughed. It was mean, and I'm sorry."
I stayed silent, unsure of how to respond. A part of me wanted to accept her apology, but another part was still hurt by her earlier behavior. Before I could say anything, Karla cut in, "I know it doesn't make up for it, but I want to make it up to you. How about I take you to the skating rink this evening? It's one of our favorite places, remember?"
I hesitated, considering her offer. Finally, I signed, "Okay, I guess."
Karla's face lit up, and she gave me a quick hug. "Great! I'll text you the details. See you later, okay?" And with that, she left the bathroom, leaving me alone with my thoughts.
I walked back to the cafeteria, my mind racing. Matt rushed over to me, his eyes full of questions. "How did it go? What did she want?" he asked.
"It went okay," I replied, signing as I continued. "Karla invited me to the skating rink this evening."
Brandon's eyebrows furrowed. "I don't know, Lily. Karla hangs out with those choir girls. I don't think we can trust her, especially after what happened."
I bit my lip, understanding his concern. "What if I sneak you and Matt in too? That way, if anything goes south, we'll be together."
Matt's eyes lit up. "That's a brilliant idea! I'm in."
A small smile tugged at my lips. "It's settled, then. We're going skating."
That afternoon, I waited on the porch for Karla to pick me up. The sun was starting to set, casting a warm glow over everything. My dad emerged from the house, dressed in his sheriff's uniform. "Why are you wearing your uniform on your day off?" I asked, curious.
He chuckled, patting my back. "Got called into work. Something strange is going on. Don't worry, I'll be fine."
I signed, "Be safe, Dad."
“I will, honey. Have fun with Karla, okay.” He smiled and gave me a thumbs-up before heading off. A minute later, a black Chevy pulled up, and I recognized it as Mrs. Becker's car. Karla leaned out the window and waved me over.
I took a deep breath and climbed into the back seat. Besides Karla, there were a few other girls from the choir class—Mandy, Hannah, Emma, Leslie, Fiona, and Brianne. Alyssa was noticeably absent.
Noticing my curious glance, Karla explained, "Alyssa had track practice. She couldn't make it."
I signed, "That's nice."
Brianne turned to Mrs. Becker and asked, "Can we get some McDonald's shakes? Please?"
Mrs. Becker smiled. "Of course, sweetie. Does anyone else want one?"
Everyone nodded eagerly, and Mrs. Becker placed an order for nine shakes. Emma and Leslie wanted vanilla, Brianne wanted the seasonal spice pumpkin flavor, Hannah and Fiona requested strawberry, Karla and Mandy chose chocolate, and Mrs. Becker asked about my preference.
"Mint, please," I said, making a gesture of a mint leaf.
Mrs. Becker smiled. "Mint it is. Anything for my girls."
I felt a warm glow spread through me. Maybe, just maybe, they were starting to like me. I took a long sip of my mint shake, savoring the cool, refreshing taste.
"Chocolate is definitely the best flavor," Mandy declared, taking a sip from her own shake. "Nothing beats the classic."
"Pumpkin spice is where it's at," Brianne interjected, taking a sip of her pumpkin spice shake. "It's got that perfect blend of sweet and spicy. It's like autumn in a bite."
"Are you kidding?" Mandy scoffed. "Chocolate is timeless. It's the ultimate comfort food. Pumpkin spice is just a fad.”
"Oh c'mon! Pumpkin spice is leagues better," Brianne retorted. "It's a limited edition for a reason."
The other girls joined in, each defending their favorite flavor. I snickered at their playful bickering, feeling a sense of warmth despite the earlier tension.
About ten minutes later, Mrs. Becker pulled into the parking lot of a magenta-colored building. The girls piled out of the car, and I followed them inside, curious about our destination. Mrs. Becker turned to Brianne and said, "I'll pick you girls up at 8 pm sharp. I need to head home and take care of your little sister."
Brianne gave her mom a quick hug and yelled out, "Okay! Love you, mom!" Then she joined the choir group, whispering something in Karla's ear that made her smile in an unsettling way.
Karla walked over to me and whispered, "Hey, Lily, I want to take you to our hiding spot. It's been a while since we hung out there."
I brightened at the idea, signing, "I've missed that place. We used to act like it was our studio booth."
“Uh-huh,” Karla led me to an abandoned janitor's closet that was blocked off with a "Do Not Enter" sign. She opened the door, and I slid inside, feeling a rush of nostalgia. I slid inside the small, dimly lit closet and sat criss-cross on the floor, my heart racing with anticipation. Karla joined me, and for a moment, we just sat there, our knees touching, the silence comfortable between us.
"I've missed you, Lily," Karla signed, her expression softening.
"I've missed you too," I signed back, my heart warming at the sentiment. "It feels like it's been ages since we really talked." I looked down, my smile fading slightly. "I've missed the old Karla. The one who was always on my side, no matter what."
Karla furrowed her eyebrows, her face a mask of confusion. "What do you mean? I haven't changed, Lily. I've just matured."
I scoffed, shaking my head. "Matured? Making fun of someone less popular than you isn't mature, Karla. It's just mean spirited."
Her eyes widened at my words, and I could see the hurt flash across her face. "I haven't been making fun of you, Lily. I—"
"Yes, you have," I interrupted, my anger bubbling to the surface. "I know exactly what you and your new friends have been trying to do. You've been pretending I don't exist, like I'm not even worth acknowledging.”
Karla's face contorted with frustration. "That's not true, Lily! You always have to make everything about your disability. If anyone's changed, it's you. You used to be so happy, always laughing and joking around. Now, you just cry and complain when things don't go your way."
I signed angrily, my hands moving frantically. "How can you say that, Karla? I don't mind if you want to be more popular, but you're acting like you don't even know me. You're trying to pretend we're not friends."
Her eyes filled with tears, and her voice shook. "Maybe I don't want to be friends with you anymore, Lily. Maybe you're too held up in the past, too stuck in your own little world. You're a sad, pathetic sap, and I—"
Before she could finish her sentence, I punched her squarely in the face. The force of the blow knocked her back, and she stumbled, her hand flying to her nose.
"I wish I'd never met you, Karla!" I angrily figured my fingers around, my breathing being audible in the small space. "I wish you'd never been my friend! I wouldn't care if you dropped dead right now!"
Karla's eyes widened in shock, and tears began to stream down her face. Without another word, she turned and ran out of the janitor's closet, leaving me alone in the dimly lit space. I trembled as I crouched down in the corner, my heart pounding in my chest. I had never hit anyone before, and now I wished I could take it back. It was rather immature of me to end that way with Karla. Especially when this was the last memory I had of her alive.
Suddenly, a blood-curdling scream pierced the silence, freezing me in place. It was Karla. My eyes widened in horror as I realized what I had done. I rose to my feet and ran out of the closet, my heart pounding in my chest. As I turned the corner, I came face to face with a masked man. He was tall and imposing, his mask was painted like a 1940s woman with green eyeshadow, vibrant red blush, and blood-red lips. His copper-blonde wig fell in sleek waves, contrasting with his all-black suit.
The man walked slowly towards me, his gloved hand reaching out. I kicked him in the abdomen, my fear fueling my strength. But he was too strong. He grabbed me by the waist, his gloved finger pressing against my lips.
"My little flower, I am so happy to see you." he whispered, his voice deep and gravelly.
Before I could scream or struggle, he covered my mouth with a rag. It took a while for the chloroform to finally take effect, as I remembered my last thoughts were about Karla. Sometimes I wished this encounter was just an elaborate prank played by Brianne. However it is never the case.
When I woke up, I woke up to the sound of a girl's voice, soft and melodic. My eyes felt heavy, my body sluggish as I tried to lift my head. The singing was familiar, reminding me of Karla. My heart stirred at the memory of my friend, and I tried to shake off the grogginess that clouded my mind.As my eyes adjusted to the dim light, I realized I was restrained to a bed, my wrists and ankles bound. Panic surged through me, and I struggled against my bonds, my heart racing.
The singing continued, and I finally located the source—a television mounted on the wall across the room. My eyes widened as I recognized the singer. It was Karla, her face bruised and beaten, her eyes closed as she sang "Once Upon a December" from the animated movie "Anastasia." Her voice was shaky but serene, and tears pricked my eyes as I watched her performance.
I opened my mouth to scream, but only a weakened screech escaped my throat. I tugged at my restraints, desperation fueling my strength. I had to get out of here. I had to help Karla.
Catching me off guard, the door swung open, and the masked man from my encounter at the janitor's closet stepped into the room. My heart sank at the sight of him, and I shrunk back against the bed, my breath coming in short gasps.He carried a plate of applesauce, his gloved hands setting it down on a table by the bed. "Good morning, my little flower," he said, his voice deep and distorted by the mask. "Your friend has a lovely voice," he remarked. "Have you ever wanted to sing like that?”
I shook my head, my eyes never leaving his face. I mouthed the words, "Let her go.”
The Masked Man smiled sadly. "Your friend has been let go. Don't worry, she's no longer suffering.”
I wanted to scream, to demand that he release me, but my voice failed me. The masked man approached the bed, his eyes cold and unfeeling. He picked up the spoon and dipped it into the applesauce, then brought it to my mouth.
"Open up, sweetie," he cooed. "You need to keep up your strength."
I turned my head away, my body rigid with fear. I didn't want his help, I didn't want anything to do with him.
"Now, now, none of that," he chided, his gloved hand gently tilting my chin back towards him. "You need to eat. And one day, my little flower, you will sing too. And it will be the most beautiful voice anyone has ever heard."
Tears slipped down my cheeks as he forced the spoon into my mouth, the applesauce tasting bitter on my tongue. I choked down the food, my throat constricting with fear and anger.
The masked man set the plate down and pulled me into a tight embrace, his gloved hands stroking my hair. "Shh, my little flower. Everything will be alright. I'm here to take care of you."
I sobbed into his chest, my body shaking with grief and terror. I had no idea where I was, no concept of how much time had passed since I had been taken. All I knew was that Karla was in danger, and I was powerless to help her. The masked man held me until my sobs subsided, then gently laid me back down on the bed. "Rest now. We have a big day ahead of us tomorrow."
With that, he turned and walked out of the room, leaving me alone with my thoughts. I closed my eyes, my mind reeling. The next time I woke, it was to the sound of my mother's sobs. I blinked groggily, my vision blurry as I tried to focus. I was in a hospital room, my mother sitting by my bedside, her face wet with tears. Matt and Brandon, my closest friends, were also there, their faces etched with concern.
"Mom?" I raised one of my hands, my fingers weak and stiff.
My mother's head snapped up, and she rushed to my side, her hands grasping mine. "Lily, oh, Lily, you're awake!" She smiled through her tears, her voice shaking. "I thought I'd lost you.”
I placed my palm to touch her cheek, my throat too dry to speak. Matt and Brandon stood by silently, their eyes filled with relief.
I then asked the big question, signing, "What... happened?"
Matt nervously stuttered, "We... We found you inside an old shed near the skating rink. You were... you were unconscious, and we called for help right away."
Brandon added, "Before that, you were missing for roughly 33 hours. We searched everywhere for you.” His voice cracked, and he cleared his throat, unable to meet my gaze.
"You're safe now, Lily," my mother said, stroking my hair. "That's all that matters. There's nothing to worry about anymore."
I shook my head, my eyes flying open. Where was Karla? I signed, "Where's Karla?”
My mother's face crumpled, and fresh tears slid down her cheeks. "She's... she's still missing, Lily. We don't know where she is."
I closed my eyes, the weight of my guilt crushing me. If I hadn't fought with Karla, none of this would have happened. It was my fault she was still out there, alone and in danger.
The days turned into weeks, and Karla remained missing. The police conducted an extensive search, but there were no leads, no clues as to her whereabouts. I blamed myself, replaying the events of that fateful day over and over in my mind.Three weeks after my rescue, the news channel delivered a devastating blow. Karla Reyes, aged 15, had been found dead, her body buried near the Yellow Rock River. She had suffered multiple bone fractures, and the unsettling detail—she had been missing her vocal cords and larynx.
I recalled the day vividly, the sun shining brightly through my hospital window as the news anchor delivered the grim update. I had broken down, sobbing uncontrollably, the reality of what had happened hitting me like a ton of bricks. I remember wanting to just die, to pay for what I have done. If I hadn't had my friends Matt and Brandon, I wouldn't have been alive writing this. And yet, I never told anyone about The Masked Man or what had transpired that day—until now. Sometimes I wonder if Karla could hear my prayers, wishing that she deserved better than this, and I'm sorry for causing her death. I took a deep breath, steeling myself for what I needed to say next.
Karla Reyes may have been the first victim, but she certainly wasn't the last. There were 7 more Choirs Girls left.