Brief English text:
Our traditions are many, and one of them is our language. Yet there isn't one Georgian language, but dialects. Among us we speak many dialects that are distinct, though there aren't plenty of resources to learn them I'm afaid, off we go to our villages dear lads and lasses. Or you may learn standard Georgian and then read the linguistic literature on this topic and learn the bits (not as hard as it sounds once you get there), there are studies on dialectology of Georgian language which also cover our many dialects. How easy it sounds, right? I'll write this post in Turkish since the audience would rather take it that way.
Asıl Türkçe post:
Gürcü gelenekleri pek çok, bunlardan biri ise dilsel gelenek, yani dilimiz. Bu güzel dil aslında tek bir dil değil, pek çok lehçeden (diyalektten) oluşuyor. Lehçeler kelime hazneleri, telaffuz, gramer gibi esaslar itibariyle birbirlerinden ayrılırlar. Bizde de her yörenin insanı kendi lehçesiyle, şivesiyle konuşurdu: Acara lehçesi, Macahel şivesi, Çürüksu (Gurya) lehçesi, Şavşat'ta İmerhev lehçesi, Ardanuç lehçesi, Yusufeli lehçesi ve sair. Dilimizi, lehçelerimizi öğrenip güzelleştirmenin iki yolu var, ya paşa paşa ana babamıza, dede ninemize vakit ayırıp bir yandan işlerini hallederken bizimle muhabbet etmelerini isteyeceğiz ya da bizimkilerden bir miktar farklı olan Tiflis lehçesi üzerine esas edilmiş standart Gürcüceyi, kendi ifadesiyle Kartli lehçesini ("kartuli ena", Kartli bölgesinin dili yahut "Gürcüce" -bizim lehçelerimizde ise "gurculi ena" veya "gurcuca"-) yeterince öğrenip bu dildeki akademik çalışmalardan faydalanıp dilersek diğerlerini faydalandıracağız.
Bazı -facebook, youtube vs- sosyal medya ortamlarında lehçelerimize dair örnekler var az da olsa. "genatsvale.wordpress.com" dışında Türkçe hizmet sunan sistemli bir site bilmiyorum malesef (övmekle bitmez bir hizmet). Ancak "dspace.nplg.gov.ge" adresinde ve bilinen akademik ortamlarda bilhassa standart Gürcüce ile yazılmış pek çok akademik metin mevcut:

• çveneburebis kartuli (put'k'araz'e)
• aç'aruli dialekt'i (nijaraz'e)
• kobulur-aç'aruli dedabrulo h'eli (h'ah'ut'aişvili) -yazı hakkında-
• dialekt'ologiuri k'rebuli -dergi-
• z'veli kartuli enis gramat'ika (şaniz'e) -eski gürcüce-
• turkizmebi kartuli enis samh'rul dialekt'ebşi (çoh'araz'e)
• samh'ruli k'iloebi - brunebisa da uğlebis z'iritadi p'aradigmebi (pağava, tsetsh'laz'e)
• kartuli enis geograpia turketşi (çoh'araz'e)
• kartvelur ena-k'ilota gandasebis sak'ith'ebi (put'k'araz'e, dadiani, h'aç'ap'uriz'e)
• kartuli dialekt'ologia 1, 2 (corbenaz'e)
• kartveli h'alh'is etnologiuri leksik'oni aç'ara (mgelaz'e ve diğerleri)
• kartvelur-turkul samet'qvelo k'odta şerevis k'anonzomierebebi kartvelurenovani muhacirebis ştamomavalta met'qvelebis mih'edvit (put'k'araz'e ve diğerleri)
• sit'qvats'armoebis tavisebureba t'ao-k'larcul met'qvelebaşi (surgulaz'e)
• etnograpiuli zeda maç'ax'eli (guceciani ve diğerleri)

ve daha fazlası.

• Mixing Georgian-Turkish Spoken Codes According to Fillers (Yusufel Region, Turkey) [sic] (Dadiani, Mikautaz'e)

gibi az sayıda İngilizce çalışma ile Türkçe literatürde bazı gramer ve sözlük kitapları ile çok az sayıdaki akademik eser de listeye dahil edilebilir. İnternette kimi örneğini bulabileceğiniz, seçmeli Gürcüce dersi (yasal olarak kendine has bir komedi vakası) için hazırlanmış ders kitapları malesef standart Gürcüce ile hazırlanmış. Standart Gürcüce için işinize yarayabilir ancak dedeniz ninenize okusanız pek bir şey anlamazlardı okuduklarınızdan, haberiniz olsun, lehçe farkı o düzeyde yani genelde. Yine de hazırlayanların emeği geçenlerin eline sağlık, nankörlüğün lüzmu yok.
Dilin genel konuşulma durumu şöyle: köyde doğup büyümüş ve bugün (2024 yılı itibariyle) ekseriyeti yaşlılığa yakın orta yaşlı ile hayli yaşlı kesim tarafından temsil edilen grup -pratik yapıp konuşma alışkanlığını canlı tuttukları sürece- Türkçe kadar iyi bilirler Gürcüceyi, ancak çoğu basit muhabbet dışında nadiren kullanıyor dili. Onların erken yaşta veya gençken şehre göçmüş çocuklarının çoğu Gürcüce'yi duyup anlayabiliyorlar ancak konuşmaları zayıf, pratiğe ihtiyçları var hızlanmak için. Onların şehirli çocukları ya birkaç kelime biliyorlar ya da hiç bilmiyorlar. Bu konuda basit ama iyi temsil kuvvetine sahip kısa ve öz bir çalışmayı "Türkiye'deki Gürcüler ve Konuşurlarını Kaybetmekte Olan Dilleri - M. S. Ertek (2013)" adlı değerli makalede bulabilirsiniz.
Dil ev hayvanı değildir, muhabbet kuşu değildir evde konuşup yaşatasınız. "Dilini evinde istediğin gibi konuş, dışarda konuşma" demek "dilini unut, dilin yok olsun" demektir. Dilin yaşaması için tam teşekkülünü koruması, dilin ifade gücünün korunması ve hayatın her alanında kullanıma hazır olması icap eder. Dili yıllarca duymadan veya dizinizi kırıp eşek gibi çalışmadan öğrenemezsiniz, öğrendikten sonra kullanmadığınız takdirde de hiçbir işe yaramaz ve unutursunuz, vaktinizi israf etmişliğinizle kalırsınız. Gürcüce, az önce bahsettiğim ikinci jenerasyona değin bu memlekette tam teşekkülünü korumuş, ikameye ihtiyacı olmayan bir dildi, Gürcücemiz; şimdi ise yok olmak üzere, diğer tüm geleneklerimizle beraber. Meraklıları için şimdi basit bir kılavuz yazıp bırakıyorum buraya, olur da öğrenmek isteyen olur ve işine yarar diye.
St. Gürcüce (standart Gürcüce) 33 harf ve bunlara karşılık gelen seslerle yazılıp konuşuluyor. Asomtavruli denen eski yazı, zaman içinde birkaç kez tarz değiştirip bugün Mh'edruli ya da Mrglovani denen son şeklini alıyor, bu sistemde kelimeler neredeyse her zaman yazıldığı gibi okunur ve söylendiği gibi yazılır (sağdan sola). En eski tam metin örnekleri 5. asırdan olsa da kuvvetle muhtemel Gürcüce birkaç asır evvel yazılmaya başlamıştı ve civarda yazı geleneği -başka dillerde olacak şekilde- çok daha geriye gidiyordu; yazı ihtiyaç doğrultusunda icat olunup kullanılır. Gürcü dilinin bilinen akrabaları sadece Lazca, ona çok benzeyen Megrelce ve bir de Svanca. Eski Gürcüce muhtemel ki önce bugün Türkiye'nin kuzeydoğusunda izole oldu ve Lazca ile ayrıştı, sonra konuşanları bugünkü doğu Gürcistan'a ve sonra oradan bugünkü batı Gürcistan'a göç ettiler (ve bu hamleyle Lazca ile Megrelce konuşanları birbirlerinden coğrafi olarak kopardılar).
Pek çok lehçesi olan Gürcüce'yi şimdi genel özellikleri ile tarif edeceğim ki olur da öğrenmek isterseniz neyle karşılaşacağınız hakkında bilginiz olsun. Arada kendi lehçelerimize dair de birkaç istisnadan bahsetmeye çalışacağım farklılıkları vurgulamak için. Aşağıda kimi kuralları verirken basitçe geçiyorum ancak verdiğim kuralların istisnalarının olduğunu lütfen unutmayın, dilin tüm gramerini burada aktarmam zaten teknik olarak mümkün değil, Türkçe'den farklı olarak çok düzensiz ve istisnalı bir dil Gürcüce. Kartvelian gibi sub'lardan da yardım alabileceğinizi unutmayın. Elbette bir İngilizce, Almanca, Arapça değil ancak artık Gürcüce yaşızabileceğiniz yapay zekalar bile türedi, kaynak miktar ve kalitesi yeterli düzeye erişti.
Gürcüce'yi Türkçe ile benzerliği üzerinden tarif etmek mümkün. Türkçe gibi, kelimeler "isimler, isimleri niteleyen sıfatlar, isimlerin yerine onları temsil eden zamirler, fiiller, fiilleri niteleyen zarflar, kelimeleri bağlayan edatlar, cümlecikleri bağlayan bağlaçlar, ve 'hey!' gbi ünlem ifadeleri" şeklinde sınıflanabilir. Bir de bunlara gelen "ek"ler var tabii. Bunları Türkçe üzerinden örnekleyeyim ve açıklayayım.
İsim:
cümlede herhangi bir işi yapan yahut o işten etkilenen "şeyler"dirler: Ev (sah'li), kedi (k'at'a), pencere (pancara), kadın (kali), sik'ete (iyilik) ve sair.
Cümlede işlevlerine göre hâl ekleri alırlar, Türkçedeki gibi: "k'at'as vh'edav." (Kediyi görüyorum.) veya "k'at'a h'edavs." (Kedi görüyor.)
İsimler yalın hâl, yönelme hâli, araç hâli, zarf hâli, yapan hâli (ergative case), sahiplik hâli ve seslenme hâlinde bulunurlar.
Genelde yalın hâlde isme -kökü ünsüzle bitiyorsa- -i eki getirilir -ve ünlüyle bitiyorsa ek gelmez-. Yönelme hâlinde -s eki gelir -bizim lehçelerimizde bazen bu hâl, ekin olmayışıyla belli olur, Türkçe'deki yalın hâl gibi-. Araç halinde -it eki, zarf hâlinde kökünün ünsüz/ünlü ile bitişine göre -ad/-d eki, yapan hâlinde keza -ma/-m eki, sahiplik halinde keza -is/s eki ve seslenme halinde de -o veya -v eki getirilir. Sırasıyla -kökü "k'at'a" olan- kelimenin çekimi: k'at'a (kedi), k'at'as (kediye), k'at'ait (kediyle), k'at'ad (kedice), k'at'am (kedi), k'at'is (kedinin), k'at'av! (kedi!)
İsim çoğul olacaksa köküke -eb eki gelir, sonra hal ekleri gelir: k'at'ebis (kedilerin) -evet bu bir istisna misal, kökteki son "a" düşüyor-.
(ismin yalın, yönelme ve yapan halinin hangisinin özneye, dolaylı nesneye ve dolaysız neseneye denk geldiği fiil çekimine göre değişen bir durum, yukarıdaki tarif ismin şimdiki, geniş ve gelecek zamana göre çekildiği durumlar için geçerli)
Yalın hâl, yönelme hâli ve yapan hâli isimlerin özne veya nesne oluşlarını belirtir. Şimdiki zaman ve gelecek zaman ile çekilen fiillerde özneler (işi yapan şeyler) yalın hâlde, dolaysız/doğrudan nesneler (yani işin üzerlerinde yapıldığı, değiştirilen şeyler) ile dolaylı nesneler (işin kendisi için/uğruna yapılan şeyler) yönelme halinde çekilirler. Dolaylı ve dolaysız nesneler arasındaki fark bağlamdan çıkar (Türkçe'de ise dolaysız nesneler belirtme hali alırken dolaylı nesneler yönelme hali alır genelde):
Me megobars k'at'as gavugzavnep. (Ben arkadaş(ım)a kedi göndereceğim) -Macahel şivesinde "gönderirim"-
Fiil geçmiş zaman yahut dilek kipi ile çekilirse özne yapan hâl, dolaysız nesne yalın hâl ve dolaylı nesne yönelme hâli ile çekilir:
K'at'am tagvi megobars gaugzavna. (Kedi fareyi arkadaş(ın)a gönderdi.)
Fiil -mışlı geçmiş ile veya bundan türetilen diğer zamanlarla çekimlenirse özne yönelme hâli, dolaysız nesne yalın hal eki alır ve dolaylı nesne bir ek (yani edat) ile belirtilir:
K'at'as tagvi megobaristvis gaugzavnia. (Kedi fareyi arkadaş(ı) için (yani arkadaşına) göndermiş. -Macahel şivesinde "... megobaristin guugzavniya"-
Sıfat:
Türkçe'deki gibi, isim olan şeyleri niteleyerek onları birbirlerinden ayırt etmeye yardımcı olurlar: lamazi (güzel), ç'k'viani (akıllı), tsarieli (boş), çkari (hızlı), k'argi (iyi) ve sair.
İsimleri nitelerler, Türkçe'dekinden farklı olarak niteledikleri isme hâl olarak uyarlar:
Lamazi kali ç'k'vian biç's uqurebs. (Güzel kadın akıllı oğlana bakıyor.)
Dikkat edin, Türkçe cümlede eğer aynı kural geçerli olsaydı "akıllıya oğlana bakıyor" diyecektik. Türkçe'de böyle bir durum yok: akıllı oğlan, akıllı oğlana, akıllı oğlanı, akıllı oğlanda, akıllı oğlandan.
Sıfat isme uyarken isim çoğul da olsa çoğul olmaz, ancak hâl açısından uyar:
ç'k'viani biç'i (akıllı oğlan) ç'k'vian biç's (akıllı oğlana) ç'k'viani biç'it (akıllı oğlanla) ç'k'vian biç'ad (akıllı oğlanca, akıllı oğlan edasıyla) ç'k'vianma biç'ma (akıllı oğlan) ç'k'viani biç'is (akıllı oğlanın) ç'k'viano biç'o (hey akıllı oğlan!) ve keza ç'k'vianma biç'ebma (akıllı oğlanlar)
Sıfat, isim gibi yalnız görünebilir, o zaman isim gibi davranır ve ek alır, aynı Türkçe'deki gibi: Lamazi ç'k'vians uqurebs. (Güzel, akıllıya bakıyor.)
Zamir:
ben, sen, o gibi şeyler, Türkçe'deki karşılığıyla:
me (ben), şen (sen), is (o), çven (biz), tkven (siz), isini (onlar).
ve çemtavi (kendim), şentavi (kendin) mistavi (kendi), çventavi (kendimiz), tkventavi (kendiniz), mattavi (kendileri)
ve igi (şu), igini (şunlar), es (bu), eseni (bunlar) -ve sair-
ve bunların kendi hâl çekimleri var. Örneğin me zamirinin sahiplik çekimi "meis" değil "çemi", ancak eğer isim gibi davranırsa (Türkçe "benimki" gibi) o zaman "çemisi" olur. Hâl çekimleri bir ölçüde isimlere benzer ancak ayrıca öğrenilmesi lazım.
Şe, çemi megobari am gogostan lap'arak'i unda. (Hey sen! Benim akradaşım bu kızla konuşmak istiyor.) -konteksti salladım, uydurun bir şeyler-
Edat:
İngilizce preposition diye geçen elemanlar bu edat dediğimiz arkadaşlar işte. Kullanıldığı kelime grubuna spesifik bir anlam katar ve böylelikle anlamı derinleştirirler. Türkçe'den "sonra, sadece, rağmen, ile" gibi örnekler verebiliriz. Bunlar genelde ismin tek bir hâli ile kullanılırlar, misal "senDEN sonra" derken olduğu gibi 'sonra' edatı ayrılma hâli ile beraber kullanılır. Gürcüce de böyledir, bazı örnekler:
lap'arak'is şemdeg (konuşmanın ardından, lap'arak'i + sahiplik hâli) kaltan (kadınla, kali + yönelme hâli) megobris mier (arkadaş(ım) tarafından, megobari + sahiplik hâli) zğvaşi (denizde, zğva + yönelme hâli) magidaze (masada, magida + yönelme hâli) sah'lis mimart (eve doğru, sah'li + sahiplik hâli)
ilgili hâl ekleri eklenirken bazı çekimler istisna oluşturup öyle günümüze gelmişler, örneğin eskisen "zğvas şida" gibi kullanılan edat, ifade değişe değişe "zğvaşi" şeklinde kullanılır olmuş.
Pisuna dedis z'uz'usk'en midis. (Kedicik anasının memesine -doğru- gidiyor.)
Bağlaç:
Cümlecikleri veya ifadeleri aralarındaki ilişkiyi gösterecek şekilde birbirlerine bağlarlar, Türkçe'deki "ama, çünkü, belki, yine de" gibi ifadeler örnek verilebir. Örneğin:
tu (eğer) - st. Gürcüce'de gelecek zaman çekimiyle kullanılır-, magram (ama), albat (acep, belki), ikneb (belki, olur da), ase (böyle), isev (yine) ve sair.
Mitkvams, magram ar gah'sovs. (Söylemiştim, ama hatırlamıyorsun.)
veya İkneb ar gamibrazebs. (Belki beni kızdırmaz.)
Ünlem:
Bunlar herhangi bir hissi, duyguyu muhataba aktarmak için kullanılan ifadelerdir, Türkçe "vah vah!" gibi, misal bunun st. Gürcüce karşılığı "vai me!" olur.
Vaşa, çvenma bavşvebma gaimarcva! (Yaşasın/Hah, bizim çocuklar kazandı!)
Zarf:
Fiilin nasıl gerçekleştiğine dair bilgi verirler, benzer bir eylemi diğerinden ayırmada yardımcı olurlar. Türkçe'de "çabuk, iyice, doğruca, birden, aniden" gibi örnekleri vardır, çok çeşitlidirler.
Çkarad modio. (Çabuk gel, dedi.) -çkara da denebilir-
veya K'argad iqavi! (İyi ol! -veya- İyice ol!) -Hoşçakal, demek için de kullanılır-
veya Sah'lşi ertad movdiodit. (Eve beraber dönüyorduk.)
Fiil:
"Ğmertma degveh'maros" diyerek çalışmaya başlamanız tavsiye olunur, Gürcüce'yi nevi şahsına münhasır yapan konu fiillerdir zira. Türkçe'ye büyük oranda benzer ama daha düzensiz ve çok daha nüanslıdır Gürcüce fiiller. Türkçe gibi zamana ve özneye göre çekilirler, etken/edilgen farkı ve dönüşümü vardır, farklı da olsa keza kipler mevcuttur; ancak bundan öte Gürcüce fiiller kökleri itibariyle görüntüde biraz veya tamamen değişken olabilirler (Türkçe "DE-" kökünün "Dİyorum" şeklinde çekilmesi, biraz bozulmaya örnektir), fiilde doğrudan nesne ve dolaylı nesne de özne gibi eklerle gösterilebilirler, bazı ekler bazı fiillerde normal işlevlerinin ötesinde beklenmedik fonksiyonlar gösterebilirler ve sair. Biraz açayım.
Daha önce ismin hâlinin özne ve nesnelerle olan bağlantısından bahsetmiştim, bu hâllere tekabül eden ve fiile önden ve sondan veya hem ön hem sondan eklenen ekler vardır, keza bu eklerden bir dizisi misal -mışlı geçmiş zamanda (yönelme hâlindeki) özneye karşılık geliyorken şimdiki zamanda (yönelme halindeki) dolaylı nesneye karşılık gelebilir:
Mİ-tkvams (BEN söylemişti-M) ancak; Mİ-ts'ers (o BANA yazıyor) -hatırlayın, fiilde nesne gösterilebilir, bu ikinci fiilde sondaki "s" sesi üçüncü tekil şahsı (O) özne yapıyor-
bu özne ve nesne eklerinin tümüne "şahıs eki" denir. V-serisi, M-serisi, U-serisi ve E-serisi şahıs ekleri vardır ki bunların bazen kombine edilmesi gerekir ancak her kombinasyon -Baskça'nın aksine- mümkün değildir. Bir de az kullanılan H-serisi ekler vardır ki bunlar bizim lehçelerimizde kaybolmuşlardır.
V-tkvi (dedim) V-tkvi-t (dedik) tkv-a (dedi) tkv-es (dediler)
veya mi-qvar-S (ONU seviyor-um) gi-qvar-VAR (BENİ seviyor-sun) u-qvar-S (ONU seviyor)
veya damalavS (O onu saklayacak) daUmalavs (o onu O KİŞİDEN saklayacak) daİmalavs (o KENDİNİ saklayacak) daVmale (BEN onu sakladıM) daMİmalavs (BEN onu saklamışıM) daimaleba (o saklanacak) daEmaleba (o O KİŞİDEN saklanacak) daMEmaleba (o BENDEN saklanacak) damalulan (onlar saklanmışlar) daVmalulVAR (BEN saklanmışıM) daVmalviVAR (BEN ondan saklanmışım) [sanırım anladınız, daha da karışıklaştırabilirdim ama galiba gerek yok]
Kökünde "e" ünlüsü olan bazı fiilerde bunu "i" 'ye çeviririz geçmiş zaman çekimlerinde: "uk'BENs" (onu ISIRıyor) ama "mik'BİNa" (beni ISIRdı).
Az sayıda bazı fiiller çekimde tümden değişirler: "zis" (oturmakta), "sh'edan" (oturmaktalar).
Bazı fiillerde nesnenin sayısı, yani işlemin tek şeye veya tek sefer mi yoksa birden fazla defa veya birden fazla sefer mi yapıldığı şahıs ekleriyle değil, fiil önekleriyle (verbal prefixes) belirtilir, misal "da-" öneki dolaysız nesnenin çoğulluğuna delalet edebilir bazı fiilerde: "gak'ida" (onu astı) ama "dak'ida" (onları astı). halbuki bu normalde şahıs ekleriyle belirtilir: "gmadlob" (sana teşekkür ederim, -bana sevabın dokundu anlamına gelir aslen-) ama "gmadlob-T" (SİZE teşekkür ederim, -eski anlamıyla bana sevabın-IZ dokundu demek-).
Bu pek sayılı fiil önekleri fiilin anlamını değiştirebilir, fiile tamamlanmışlık anlamı katabilir, fiilin işlendiği yer-yönü belirtebilir yahut fiilin zaman çekimini değiştirirken kullanılabilirler -varlık ve yokluklarıyla-. Keza nadiren geçişsiz bir fiili geçişli yapabilirler.
"davts'er" (yazacağım) ama "v'ts'er" (yazıyorum), veya "movdivar" (geliyorum) ama mivdivar (gidiyorum) gibi, yahut "gadavts'er" (yeniden yazıyorum) gibi.
Kip çekimleri de mevcut, ancak detaylıca bahsetmeme gerek yok sanıyorum. Buraya kadar anlattıklarımla bizim lehçelerimiz arasında farklılıklar olduğunu unutmayın lütfen, araya bazılarını sıkıştırdım sadece, çoğu Macahel şivesinde zaten okuduğunuz üzere. Neyle karşılaşacağınıza dair fikriniz olsun yeter.
"vak'eteb" (yapıyorum) lakin "vak'etebineb" (yaptırıyorum), veya "vh'at'av" (resmediyorum lakin "vah'at'av" (onun üzerine resmediyorum) gibi.
Sentaks ve sair:
İsimler çoğul halde çekilirken st. Gürcüce'de ekstra bir dizi ek kullanılabilir, yani onlarda ismi çoğul halde çekmenin iki yolu vardır ve bu ikinci yolu resmî/dinî/ilmî hususlarda kullanırlar: "turkebis carebi = turkta carni" (Türkler'in orduları). İsim çoğul değilken tek set ek vardır, ayrım yoktur.
Sıfat ve zarfları üstün halde göstermek için "upro, uprosi, met'i, umet'esi" (daha, pek daha) gibi edatlar kullanılabilir ve yerine göre karşılaştırmada sıfat ve zarftan sonra "vidre" (İngilizce "than", Türkçe "-e kıyasen/-den daha") getirilir: "şeni tma upro grdzelia vidre çemi tma." (Senin saçın daha uzun benim saçıma kıyasen.) -Macahel şivesinde upro yerine impo denir-. Burada "vidre" kullanmayıp kıyas edilen nesneye "-ze" edatı getirebilirsiniz, o zaman cümle aynı anlama gelecek şekilde şöyle kurulurdu: "şeni tma upro grdzelia çem tmaze".
Gürcüce'de cümle düzeni Türkçe gibi dağınık olmakla beraber bazı kalıplar daha sık kullanılır. Bazı kalıplara bazı durumlarda daha çok başvurulabilir (özne-nesne-yüklem).
İsimden fiil, fiilden isim, sıfattan fiil, fiilden zarf ve sair elde edebilirsiniz ancak bunu en iyi dilbilgisi kitaplarından öğrenmelisiniz, Türkçe kadar çeşit barındırır, ancak düzenlidirler diyemem.
Evet/Hayır sorusu, son hece vurgulanarak sorulur.
Yukarıda verilen zamir ve zarfların soru versiyonları olduğunu unutmayın:
Vin şedis? (Kim giriyor?) veya Rodis moh'da (Ne zaman oldu?) gibi.
Sayıların çoğu sıfattır, eklerle detaylandırılırlar:
sami (üç), mesame (üçüncü), mesamedi (üçte bir) ve sair.
Birler ve onlar basamakları 20'nin katları şeklinde sayılırlar, 10'un katları şeklinde değil:
ori (2), rva (8), ati (10), tormet'i (12, on-iki-daha) -eskiden "atormet'i" şeklindeydi ama baştaki "a", yani "ati (10)"nin a'sı düşmüş zamanla-
otsi (20), otsdaoth'i (24, yirmivedört) ama otsdaati (30, yirmiveon) ve otsdateksvmet'i (36, yirmi-ve-on-altı-daha)
atas rvaas otsdatsh'ra (1829, bin sekizyüz yirmi-dokuz-daha). binler ve yüzler basamakları yönelme hâliyle çekilir.
Bazı kelimelerin kısaldığını bilin: misal "rom" (-öyle- ki) edatı "ro" diye kısaltılabilir, ya da "ra vitsi" (ne biliyorum/bileyim) ifadesi "ravi" diye kısaltılabilir:
Me ro şentan viqavi... (Ben ki seninle iken...)
veya Dialekt'ologiao, me es ravi biç'o? (Lehçebilim mi, ben ne bileyim onu evlat?)
[Burada gördüğünüz gibi bir ifadenin sonuna "-o" eki gelince o ifade doğrudan aktarma anlamı/işlevi kazanabilir.]
"Bilmek" fiili hangi zamanla çekilirse çekilsin özne-dol.nesne-dol.sız.nesne hâl dağılımı geçmiş zaman çekimi gibi yapılır, misal:
Datvma itsis rom tsiqvi sul t'quis. (Ayı bilir ki sincap hep yalan söyler.) -Macahel şivesinde sincap "teyini" veya "t'riya" olur-
Kendinden sonra ünsüz gelip kelime başında olan, ve kendinden önceki ünlüye ulama ile bağlanmayan "m" ve "v" seslerinin telaffuz edilmediğine şahit olabilirsiniz. "vk'ith'ulob" (okuyorum) ile "k'ith'ulob" (okuyorsun) arasında telaffuz farkı duymayabilirsiniz. Keza "mtsiva" (üşüdüm) ifadesini de "tsiva" şeklinde işitebilirsiniz.
Lehçelerimize Dair:
Büyüklerimiz her taraftan göçmüşler; Çürüksu (Guria), Batum, Macahel, Acara, Livane, Yusufeli, Şavşat, Ardanuç, Ahıska ve başka yerler... Hepsi kendilerine has bir şive veya lehçeyle konuşurlardı. Ufak bir şehirli ve eğitimli azınlık hariç pek Türkçe bilenleri yoktu. Buralara varınca kimi okulda, kimi de komuşularında işlerine yarayacak kadarını öğrenmişler. Bu mevzuya yukarıda değinmiştim, ancak lehçelerimizin detaylarına ya ilgili makalelerden ya da büyüklerimizden öğrenebiliriz. Bu bir yana, şimdi diğer mevzular.
Her şeyden önce bizim lehçelerle Tiflis'te duyacağınız Gürcüce arasında ciddi telaffuz varkı vardır. Daha sert konuşurlar, bizim t' k' p' ç' ts' gibi 'ejective/patlatmalı' seslerimiz yumuşaklıktan ötürü onların d g b c dz seslerine benzer. Onların q sesi bizimkine kıyasla çok daha kuvvetli ve gırtlaksıdır. Bizim lehçelerimizde daha yavaş konuşulur ve cümleler kısa ve öz tutulur, araya kelime sokuşturulması -"yani, ee, bilirsin, işte, şey" gibi- pek hoş karşılanmaz (idi eskiden).
"a e i o u" ünlüleri ağız geniş açılmadan telaffuz edilir ama Fransızca konuşur gibi çok kısılmaz da. Dil rahat tutulur ve ağzın çok önüne ya da arkasına gitmez.
"b c d g h j l m n s ş v y z" sesleri sakince telaffuz edilir, genel olarak konuşurken Rusça, Fransızca, Ermenice konuşur gibi ağızdaki kaslar çok gerilmez. Türkçe karşılıkları ile aralarındaki fark yok denecek kadar azdır veya yoktur.
"r" sesini eskiler "i" ünlüsünden evvel geldiğinde neredeyse "y" 'ye asimile ederlerdi dolayısıyla "lap'arik'op" (konuşuyorsun) kelimesini "lap'ayk'op" diye duyardınız, diğer r sesleri de Amerikan "r" 'si kadar geriden olmasa da dil damağın tepesine değmeden yuvarlanarak çıkarılırdı. Yeni nesiller Türkçe "r" gibi damağa bir kez hafif vurdurarak Türkçe "r" gibi telaffuz etmeye başlamışlar.
"ts" sesi Almanca'daki Z sesine ve Rusça'daki Ц sesine denk gelir, keza İngilizce "tsunami" denirken duyabilirsiniz. "t" sesini pat diye çıkarırız, "sssssss" gibi sürekli çıkaramayız, ancak "t" sesini "sssssss" gibi sürekli çıkarmaya çalışırken "s" 'ye birazcık benzetirseniz; yani "t" derken diliniz üst dişlerinizin hemen arkasına sertçe vuruyorsa onu bu sefer daha gevşekçe ve yumuşakça vurduğunuz takdirde "ts" sesini çıkarabilirsiniz. Pratik şart, duymak lazım.
Yalnız bu sesi, yani "ts" sesini ve dahi "t k p ç" seslerini çıkarırken bir miktar "hhhhhhh" sesi de çıkarmalısınız eş zamanlı olarak. Abartmadan yalnız. Avcunuzu ağzınızın hemencik önüne koyun, "k" deyin, eğer sesi düzgün çıkarıyorken aynı zamanda elinize nefesinizin vurduğunu hissediyorsanız doğru yapıyorsunuz demektir. Ancak abartmayın, flüt çalmıyorsunuz. Kalan sesleri çıkarırken bunun neden önemli olduğunu anlayacaksınız.
Ama önce "q" sesinden bahsedeyim, ve "h' ile ğ" seslerinden. Bizim lehçelerimizde bu ses, Arapça gaf sesine benzer şekilde çıkar, Kürtçe'de de olan boğazsıl q sesini biraz "g" sesine benzetircesine çıkarırsanız, iyi iş çıkardınız demek. Ancak Tiflis'te bu sesi duyduğunuzda insanların boğazlarında ufak patlamalar olduğunu sanabilirsiniz, ya da boğulayazdıklarını. Duymadan anlamanız zor, o yüzden dinledikçe öğrenirsiniz diyeyim, o gırtlaksı gaf sesini daha şiddetli bir şekilde çıkarıyorlar demem yeterli sanıyorum. Keza ğ sesini Paris Fransızcası'ndaki r sesi gibi çıkarırlar, gargara yaparken çıkardığınız ses yani, ama rrrrrrğğğğğğ diye sürekli çıkarmayacaksınız, o Almanca'daki r'ye kaçar. h' sesi de bunun titreşimsiz versiyonudur. Titreşimli-titreşimsiz ses farkını sürekli sss-zzz diyerek anlayabilirsiniz, bunu yaparken elinizi boğazınıza koyun. Z sesinde boğazınız titreşir. Keza, ğ sesini çıkarırken bu titreşimi keserseniz h' sesini elde edersiniz. Bu, Arapça'daki hırıltılı ha'ya karşılık gelir, "iyilik" anlamındaki "khayr" kelimesinde olduğu gibi. Bunu eğer k sesine benzetir gibi ve daha yumuşak/sakin, daha az rahatsız edici şekilde çıkarırsanız lehçelerimizdeki h' seine ulaşırsınız, keza onun titreşimli hali bizim ğ sesimize denk gelir.
" z' " sesi de keza "ts" sesinin titreşimli versiyonudur.
"k' p' t' ç' ts' " sesleri, patlamalı seslerdir. Türkçe "hayıyok" anlamında "ı ıh" derken boğazınızda yaptığınız hareket, patlatmadır. Bu sesleri, yani k p t ç ts 'yi çıkarırken patlatma yaparsanız, bunu şiddetli yaptığınız takdirde st. Gürcüce karşılıklarını çıkarabiliyorsunuz demektir. Biraz daha zoru, bizim lehçelerimizde mevcut. Zira biz bu sesleri yine patlatarak ama daha sakince çıkartıyoruz. Öyle ki g b d c dz ile ayırt etmek yeni duyanlar için zor oluyor, ancak bu seslerin farkı, evet, titreşimli-titreşimsiz mevzusu. düz k p t ç ts seslerinden bir diğer farkı, ki ayırt etmeyi kolaylaştırıyor, bu sesleri (k' p' t' ç' ts') çıkarırken ağzınızdan hava çıkmaması. Deneyin, dinleyin, alışırsınız.
Bizim lehçelerimizde olan/korunan bazı kelimeler st. Gürcüce'de yoktur, keza tam tersi de geçerli. Örneğin orada "diah' " evet demektir, biz onların gayrıresmi durumlarda evet demek için kullandığı "ho" kelimesini kullanırız sadece. Bazı kelime ve ifadeler benzer ama farklı anlamlara gelirler, bazılarının tamamen farklıdır anlamları. Bizim lehçelerimiz modernizasyon sürecinde Türkçe'nin etkisinde kalmışken st. Gürcüce belli oranda Rusça etkisinde şekillenmiştir. Lehçelerimizin bir farkı da kalıp ifadelerden kaynaklanır. Bizde kelimeler ve kalıplar eski manaları korunarak günümüze gelmiştir çoğunlukla, aynısı st. Gürcüce için yer yer söylenemez. Bizde korunan bazı gramer kalıpları mevcuttur st. Gürcüce'de kaybolmuş, keza tam tersi geçerli (Macahel şivesinde şimdiki-geniş-gelecek zaman çekimindeki üçlü ayrım st. Gürcüce'de geniş zamanın şimdiki zaman çekimiyle ifade edilmesiyle ikiye düşer, kronojik açıklamasını bilmiyorum).
Öte yandan ilginç bir şekilde Türkçe'den geçmiş bir kip varmış sanıyorum Düzce Gürcüleri'nin şivelerinde; "modisene" (gelsene) ifadesini "modi" (gel) + "-sene" (Türkçe'deki -sene/-sana) şeklinde türetmişler misal, malesef kaynağı hatırlamıyorum. Keza rahmetli nineme kahverengi ne demek diye sorduğumda bi an hatırlayamayıp "ts'itelimsi" (kırmızımsı) demişti, "ts'iteli" (kırmızı) + "-imsi" (Türkçe'deki -ımsı/-imsi) diye türettiğini çok sonra fark etmiştim. Başka benzeşmeler az da olsa Rusça'dan Gürcüce'ye olacak şekilde orada da gerçekleşmiş sanıyorum.
Kartvelian sub'ında bir sürü kaynak mevcut, ancak gramer için H. Arason'un ve G. Hewitt'in, fiiller için T. Makharoblidze'nin kaynakları altın değerinde haberiniz olsun. Garnett Press'in (2006) Gürcüce-İngilizce sözlüğü de hayli kapsamlı. Hepsine ve daha fazlasına dijital olarak ulaşabilirsiniz. Rusça kaynaklar İngilizce kaynaklardan, onlar da Türkçe kaynaklardan daha fazlalar. Yazıdaki hatalar bana ait, affola.
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Ciao a tutti, sono uno studente che sta cercando uno stage. Ho questa opportunità di lavorare in una società di consulenza. Mi hanno detto che stanno cercando uno sviluppatore back-end e che sono interessati al mio profilo perché conosco le basi di Java e Spring.
Fin qui tutto bene, ma poi mi hanno detto che usano ampiamente uno strumento low-code chiamato Mulesoft per fare integrazioni. E mi hanno detto che ci si aspetta che io sappia impari a usare questo strumento.
Mi sono un po' agitato per questo. Non ne avevo mai sentito parlare, e cercando su Google ho trovato molte persone che dicono che non è una buona scelta di carriera perché è low-code e l'esperienza di lavoro con esso è per lo più vista come inutile per diventare uno sviluppatore di software che scrive effettivamente codice. E avere questo nel mio curriculum danneggerà solo le mie possibilità di essere assunto come sviluppatore.
Oggi ho scritto di nuovo all'HR e mi hanno detto che stanno cercando uno sviluppatore back-end che verrà formato su Mulesoft e Java/Spring, e che stanno cercando un profilo misto che farà entrambi.
Tuttavia, non capisco ancora esattamente cosa significhi. Qualcuno qui ha esperienza con questa cosa? Ho paura che stiano cercando un integratore/consulente/specialista che userà principalmente Mulesoft e scriverà molto poco codice. E ho anche paura che sarò solo un consulente per risolvere i problemi dei loro clienti relativi a Mulesoft, quindi sarò confinato nel ruolo di specialista Mulesoft. Questo non è quello che voglio.
Inoltre, un mio amico ha accettato un'offerta promettendogli di fare programmazione durante l'intervista, ma poi è stato costretto a imparare una piattaforma low-code, senza scrivere una sola riga di codice. Così ha dato le dimissioni e ora sta cercando di nuovo uno stage. Ho paura che questa azienda stia facendo lo stesso con me, promettendomi di fare back-end/coding, ma se accetto l'offerta sarò costretto a imparare esclusivamente/soprattutto Mulesoft senza vedere una riga di codice. È possibile?
Mi va bene se scriverò principalmente codice e userò solo quello per l'integrazione API, quindi sono ok se è solo una parte minore del lavoro. In questo modo, la maggior parte delle competenze che imparo saranno comunque molto trasferibili.
Qualcuno può aiutarmi? Grazie!

Ivaxa has been well known for his high BPM stream plays along with his obscene singletapping skills over the course of a few weeks at the time of writing. His most notable achievement is his S rank on Deceit [pishi’s Extra] +DT (Score) (Replay). However there is some unusual behavior that Ivaxa has that should be looked into. This thread will look into quite a few cases of these weird findings.
As of the current date, May 16th, 2024, we have collected enough information to submit our public review of Ivaxa’s activity. We are asking the osu! staff and other independent researchers to validate our information and proof-check every single aspect of it. If our findings would be proven to be incorrect and/or not substantial - that's completely fine. Our goal is not to just blindly accuse but to establish the truth.
This document contains currently collected information about Ivaxa, his scores, profiles, and potential connections to other “alt” accounts in the game. We, as an independent team, are trying to establish the legitimacy or lack thereof of said player.
As always, harassment of any of the people mentioned/involved in the report is inappropriate. Please be civil when partaking in the discussion.
Replays, and VODs can be found in a google drive at the end of the thread so you can investigate and see moments listed in the thread yourself.
But first, here's a few things to consider:

1. Ivaxa’s mouse is a HyperX Pulsefire Haste 2, he allegedly plays on 800 DPI with a 0.62x sens multiplier on osu!. The only reason as to why it’s alleged is because of his recent streams, his sensitivity seems higher than it actually is.
2. He plays with a Sayu O3C keypad that runs at 8000hz (Peripheral information can be found from Ivaxa’s Twitch channel.)
3. He is able to singletap 191 BPM streams consistently.
4. Ivaxa used to be a DT aim player, not much of a stream player until recently.
5. The player does have skill, however he may be using some sort of outside assistance software-wise like aim assist or relax hacks.
6. All replays in this thread were inspected using Circleguard.
7. Most of the information down below was conducted in the empirical (perceived) sense, so take all of it with a grain of salt.

Section one: Replays

There are a few moments within Ivaxa’s recent replays that felt unusual or very strange; mostly unusual edge hits, but also weird UR bar behavior.
The Deceit +DT
There are a few things to mention about this score. The first is an unusual UR bar behavior from 91076 ms (~1 minute 31 seconds) to 93123 ms (~1 minute 33 seconds). The UR bar looks like this in the end. This type of UR bar behavior is often found in 125 hz keyboards with a map that has a BPM that is a multiple of 125 (125 BPM, 250 BPM, 375 BPM, etc.). However, Ivaxa doesn’t use a 125hz keyboard or keypad, he uses one that is rated at 8000hz. This is rather unusual since this type of UR is only found in this section of the map only. Also, if he were to play on a 125hz keyboard/keypad, the type of UR that was shown above would be all over the map since the Deceit with DT is mostly 375 BPM.
The second would be his aim, particularly at around 1885 combo, his cursor shakes at an abnormal magnitude from the rest of the map. This shake can be caused by nerves, tapping strain of the left hand, or a mix of both. But, Ivaxa’s alleged sensitivity is so low that the shake that has been shown in the replay is either really hard to do or impossible.
Gotta go Fast +DTSO
This score has one thing that is quite suspicious. at 47582 ms (~48 seconds) into the map, an awkward edge hit is found where he over-aimed and seemingly snapped back to the circle. This kind of edge hit is something that a normal osu! player wouldn’t be able to hit entirely, especially at the speed at which the map is being played at. Another edge hit can be found in the same map at 28852 ms (~29 seconds), where the cursor doesn’t naturally curve at the end, instead snapping to the edge of the circle. Both cases may allude to the usage of some sort of aim assist.
Metal Crusher +DT
There are two things to note about this score, the first is some unusual cursor movement at the ending section of the map. Ivaxa’s cursor slightly follows the slider at 59128 ms (~59 seconds), and another right after at 60400 ms (~one minute). Movement like this paired with the speed at which the map is being played at just seems unusual/suspicious.
There are also five edge hits within the map, four out of the five edge hits are at the very edge of a circle. The probability of hitting these types of edge hits is rather low, especially when there are four of them in one map.
Edge Hit #1: https://i.imgur.com/g3VlDoz.png
Edge Hit #2: https://i.imgur.com/vpTKuw7.png
Edge Hit #3: https://i.imgur.com/oQiEwVR.png
Edge Hit #4: https://i.imgur.com/nJyVbiq.png
Edge Hit #5: https://i.imgur.com/MN9MfwN.png
Sendan Life +DTHD
There is something to be said about some of the 100’s that Ivaxa is hitting. More specifically some 100’s within a few of the maps that have been observed so far are very near the barrier of being a 300 hit regardless of whether the note is early or late (https://i.imgur.com/cxFSdjf.png, https://i.imgur.com/bHLurZn.png). The sayu is precise enough to actually hit these types of 100’s, however it feels like these have occurred too often, so much so that this play has half of the 100’s in the map has these “edge 100’s,” for a lack of a better term. There are also two 100’s (100 #1 and 100 #2) that have been hit at exactly the same lateness/timing.
100 #1: https://i.imgur.com/KR4BhWe.png
100 #2: https://i.imgur.com/pzg7zMn.png
100 #3: https://i.imgur.com/z5qIocV.png
100 #4: https://i.imgur.com/pgEBsKK.png
100 #5: https://i.imgur.com/rQ50Uhs.png
100 #6: https://i.imgur.com/oMkQ3O5.png

Section Two: Twitch Streams

The two pieces of information down below are more focused on his single tapping skills, along with some weird/suspicious moments during his stream.
Stream title: #18 #2PL we back boys PL/ENG
At 15:37, Ivaxa is seen to be double tapping 270 bpm streams even though he S ranked the Deceit with DT around three days after said stream (390 BPM). At 49:15 mins of the same stream: he is seen to singletap 191 BPM streams, probably because he was warm when playing at his point.
Stream title: #17 #2PL Yomi yori 3 mod pass happening right now wtf,
On March 31st, 2024, on the VOD where he S ranked The Deceit +DT, at the end of the VOD at 2:58:42 Ivaxa is seen singletapping a 390 BPM burst. After which he paused the game and blamed Steam notifications. Despite the bottom half of his monitor being visible on stream through the webcam, where no steam notifications or pop-ups are visible, he then opened Steam to "change notifications settings.'' After allegedly changing the settings, his cursor trajectory on the visible parts of the monitor on stream tells us that he moved the mouse from the top most left corner, while usually Steam settings are located in a pop-up window at the center of the screen. Afterwards His stream allegedly "crashed."
To see the moment, play the following .mp4 file: 20240331 #17 #2PL Yomi yori 3 mod pass happening right now wtf Part 3 and go to the near end.
Stream title: #9 #2PL if i want to i'll farm req closed
On April 7th, 2024 Ivaxa showed on the osu! Game discord server that he is able to singletap 191 BPM (better picture of the graph), however six days later after the message, on his stream on April 13th, 2024 Ivaxa showed that he was able to singletap PoNo’s Yomi Yori 220 BPM streams at the end. This type of BPM jump in such a short amount of time can only be reasoned with by hardware abuse via rapid trigger. Either that, or some sort of relax hack that assists the player in tapping.

Section Three: Multiaccounting

There are many pieces of information that suspect that Ivaxa is multiaccounting, however there is currently no concrete evidence on whether or not he is indeed multiaccounting. Please keep this in mind when reading this section of the thread.
The Mulitiaccount & Play Count Graphs
Pipecat is the suspected multiaccount. First of all, both Pipecat and Ivaxa are placed 1st and 2nd on the osu!mania leaderboard in Lower Silesian Voivodeship, Poland (This is done by using osu! subdivide nations). Both play count graphs also seem to compensate for each other as of 2024, April 4th (the graph for Ivaxa has been warped in order to have a better visualization).
Time-pp Scatter Chart & Best Performances
The same thing happens with their Best Performance Time-pp Scatter Chart from ameobea/osu!track (Pipecat's Mania Chart and Ivaxa's Mania Chart non warped). Both graphs seem to compensate for each other, especially at around the month of March, as of 2024, April 5th (again, Ivaxa's chart has been warped for better visualization of score submissions).
Speaking of pp, both accounts have similar maps in their best performances list (Ivaxa is on the left, Pipecat on the right). If you want to see more, just check their mania profiles.
This may ask the reason as to why Ivaxa hasn’t played any vsrg (Vertical Scrolling Rhythm Game), and yet his performance in mania is abnormal for his time played. As seen from the play count graph from above, Ivaxa would’ve most likely played mania first on the Pipecat account, and then proceeded to play mania again on the other.
Names/Naming Scheme & Last Seen
Their naming scheme can also be taken into account as, Ivaxa’s name was inspired by Vaxei, and Pipecat was inspired by Whitecat.
It is also worth noting that Ivaxa and Pipecat’s Last Seen times are near each other, being more or less one hour apart from each other.
https://i.imgur.com/uVucqXr.png
https://i.imgur.com/lYh4Gbb.png

Section Four: Misc, additional “facts,” and Speculations

This section is dedicated to the additional miscellaneous information and our speculation formed from the data we discovered during the process of the investigation. These entries are not verbosely written due to us not finding enough evidence/information to make them included in the previous sections.
For ease of understanding the entry's level of absurdity, we marked them with color tags. The marking process for each entry was completely subjective so even the most absurd ones could be a potential aid for independent investigators/osu! staff as an additional lead where we “hit the wall.”
Fact: Could be used as a potential lead
Fact + Assumption: Not substantial enough to be included in previous sections/Assumption
Pure Speculation: Completely speculative fact/information
Fact: BayOfEvil (Ivaxa’s old username), does have an osu!report on it, although the report isn’t very helpful. One of the thread's replies includes a Discord recording with Ivaxa playing as “proof” of him being legit. This should be investigated further (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVQDdw1SSLs).
Fact: Ivaxa’s Mania score on Ne uchi +DT was set 22 days after his no-mod score.
Fact: In Pipecat's osu profile a discord server can be found (https://discord.gg/jkMydV3PTB), upon searching "Ivaxa" the only two mentions of the name is from the user Pipecat (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/577365869949354025/1225631393820708914/image0.jpg?ex=6621d52f&is=660f602f&hm=e3589cb93e9ffb2b7c0ef7ffbdedcc3b09df919a7082d11468035ff4f4f6e65e&).
Fact: Guitar to Kodou to Aoi Hoshi: Edge hit at the very edge at 202358 ms (~3 minutes 22 seconds) (https://i.imgur.com/PAWsyh7.png) Similar to the edge hit on FUCK YOU.
Fact + Assumption: FUCK YOU: Very erratic cursor movement at 4485 ms (~4.5 seconds) (https://i.imgur.com/mkRw4Ki.png) combined with his sensitivity and the map’s speed, this is basically impossible. Also he's been under-aiming a lot in this map but that might just be me. There is also an edge hit at the very edge at 60301 ms (~1 min) (https://i.imgur.com/GFxZctS.png), which can be questioned.
Fact + Assumption: Gotta go Fast HDDTHR: The UR bar is acting the same way that was observed with the deceit score from above (Gotta go Fast: https://i.imgur.com/ywA8XAu.png, Deceit: https://imgur.com/cbUtzya). With both maps being 375 BPM with DT, Ivaxa may or may not have used the same method of cheating if he is.
Fact + Assumption: Stream title: #18 #2PL we back boys PL/ENG, at 15:37 mins, Ivaxa is seen to be double tapping 270 bpm streams even though he S ranked the Deceit with DT around three days after said stream (390 BPM).
Fact + Assumption: A Thread created by sampierat on twitter: https://vxtwitter.com/sampierat/status/1775216723743875457?s=20

• https://imgur.com/pC3DBMq

Pure Speculation: During a congregation, several people have noted/proposed that Ivaxa may or may not be using three keys in order to stream higher bpm’s, using a software that alternates the middle key (since he plays ring-index) between key 1 and key 2 to insure that nothing is suspicious with his tapping count.
Pure Speculation: We condone an anonymous survey inside the mania community, including some of the top players, regular 4k, 7k, and 8k players, and some tournament organizers. Most of the participants agree that Ivaxa’s progression and improvement curve is abnormal.
Pure Speculation: Stream title: #18 #2PL we back boys PL/ENG, within the first hour of the stream, Ivaxa is seen to have completely lost his aim (44:46 min), even though he nearly fc'd Brazil on Fiery's Extreme with HDHRDT ten days prior to the stream. Although this evidence may not be as substantial as the others because of retry spamming Brazil.
Pure Speculation: The earliest known screenshots of Ivaxa grinding The Deceit Pishi's Extra, was on 2023, December 22nd (https://twitter.com/Ivaxaosu/status/1738245663631024453, https://twitter.com/Ivaxaosu/status/1738268599129632811, He later achieved an S rank on 2024, March 31st. He would've grinded the map for the past 3 months, however his play count seems to not reflect the grind, only having 237 plays as of 2024, April 5th (https://i.imgur.com/dg4HdSl.png).
Pure Speculation: https://youtu.be/Isp233epRAA the hands, and tapping technique may be similar to Ivaxa.
Pure Speculation: Potential lead/connection between Ivaxa and Pipecat could be found via steam accounts.
Ivaxa’s has two steam accounts (Both Steam profiles were sent to aknzx at one point):

• Main account https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199027517248
• Alt (thanks for Ivaxa posting it on one of the discord servers) https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199081700184
  • Has a VAC ban on it
• Pipecat’s steam account:
  • “Main account” https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199389486073

Pure Speculation: Additional platforms related to Pipecat:

• Their youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/@pipe_cat (We tried to use it compare Ivaxa’s voice and Pipecat’s voices already, not enough information)
• Their GD (GeometryDash) profile: https://gdbrowser.comNotPipeCat

Pure Speculation: Pipecat’s Windows username https://imgur.com/a/DCgtC82 (from this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNTTpSl1hHo ) If it could be proven that Ivaxa’s real name is Krzys, it could be a potential lead (despite it being a very popular name in Poland).
Pure Speculation: Pipecat is recording videos on his Youtube channel using both a PC and a Laptop. The PC is running Windows 11, and the Laptop is running Windows 10. This Could be a potential lead.

Verdict

Ivaxa’s single tapping speed is very abnormal, especially considering that he was able to stream 220 BPM in just six days, starting from 191 BPM, all singletapped. His aim on some maps feels weird, and some edge hits are questionable in terms of legitimacy. The incident on his stream on March 31st of this year also felt suspicious and weirdly timed, as if he was covering something up. And Pipecat’s graphs line up in such a way that it seemingly compensated for Ivaxa’s play count, and pp-scatter chart. From the information that was gathered about Ivaxa, there is a likelihood that the player is cheating, via aim assist, partial relax, or a mix of both.
It is suggested/encouraged that you look into this yourself.

Files and Documents

For Ivaxa stream mp4’s, each “part” is in one hour segments (because untwitch). So part 1 would be the first hour of a stream, part 2 would be the second hour of a stream, etc. There are some parts where it didn’t download the full hour, so be aware of that.
We’ve also included one of the “VOD analyzer” test result files, which includes cursor positions from an analyzed stream segment (#11 #2PL 1.3k pp achieved). It was a completely custom-coded solution that analyzed the video frame by frame but it wasn’t used during the investigation, so we are unsure about the accuracy of the cursor detection.
Input data:
Approximate osu! playfield area on a 1920x1080 monitor:

-Top left of playfield area: (384, 126) -Bottom right of playfield area: (1536, 990) 

Ivaxa's Approximate playfield area on stream:

-Top left of playfield area: (329, 120) -Bottom right of playfield area: (1283, 835) 

Analyzed segment: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UOceGo6udbGH0p7jbZKvst4wqsIVWIWF/view?usp=drive_link
Google Drive: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1LTDABXcFHSJnk5KNfHWdH1XPJwcdf4S1?usp=sharing
Streams Timeline

Date	Stream Title	VOD Links
March 20th 2024	we back boys	https://drive.google.com/drive5/folders/1xFtwoU82d_qAKPyp7qEm2v4JVd8m-PDF
March 31st 2024	Yomi Yori 3 mod pass	https://drive.google.com/drive5/folders/1PJQOhrao4CFsaeLg4wcwFPtBybdocAnB
March 31st 2024	1.3k pp achieved	https://drive.google.com/file/d/1UOceGo6udbGH0p7jbZKvst4wqsIVWIWF/view
April 1st 2024	play game and then deceit farming	https://drive.google.com/drive5/folders/1TsTmiNzDRIMpFn4lmUzwzS6n3AjyE3rY
April 9th 2024	Yomi Yori DT Farming Right now	N/A
April 13th 2024	singletap practice	N/A

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I have a script that runs and builds me a report of sign-ins every morning. Both interactive and non interactive. Over the weekend I noticed that my non-interactive sign-ins stopped working - or didnt work reliably. To get this data, Ive been using Get-MgBetaAuditLogSignIn. When my reporting failed over the weekend, I audited the code and found that when that command runs, its returning no results (sometimes) if I run it a few times I finally get results. Now as of tuesday it wont work at all.
"NotSpecified: (:) [Get-MgBetaAuditLogSignIn_List], AggregateException"
During testing, I went ahead and updated all my modules and now that command doesnt work at all. Just gives me aggregation errors. Through experimentation, im able to get results from web requests, but not from the old function any longer. I can work around the issue by grabbing details form the web requests instead, but now im onto another issue.
Here is a small snapshot of the code im running:

[uri]$uriSignins = "https://graph.microsoft.com/beta/auditLogs/signins?&$filter=(signInEventTypes/any(t: t ne 'interactiveUser'))&$orderby=createdDateTime DESC&$top=10" Invoke-MgGraphRequest -Method get -Uri $uriSignins.AbsoluteUri 

When I run this, I get 1000 results returned to me (I know there are limits on results.) The issue is that is also returns interactive sign-ins.
I used this example code from microsofts own documentation: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/graph/api/signin-list?view=graph-rest-beta&tabs=http
It lists the exact code to use to filter out interactive signins, which I ran as a test and lo and behold, it still returned interactive sign-ins as well. No matter what I do or how hacked up the filter is, it still returns the same dataset every time.
Am I getting something wrong? Im looking for a way to filter out all sign-ins that are listed as interactive. Is this module broken?
I even changed the filter to just include log entries where userPrincipalName equals a single individual and I still get a full dataset returned to me.
Hopefully one of you might be able to provide some guidance. I find my questions on reddit go unanswered often as I'm already pushing the envelope with what I want.

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Fri 7 PM Movie In The Park ABQ Food Park, 6901-B San Antonio Dr. NE ABQ Food Park is bringing back Movies In The Park, starting off the summer with a screening of The Sandlot. Arrive early to get your face painted by Local Locas Facepainting before settling in with your blankets, chairs, and appetite for a delightful evening at the park with loved ones. Indulge in delicious fare from our food trucks while enjoying this timeless film under the stars. Please do not bring outside food as we have a variety of food options at the park. Please support our local food vendors. Entry is free! Reserve your tickets
Fri 7 – 10 PM Emerald Ball Holiday Dance Studio, 5200 Eubank Blvd. NE, Ste D Celebrate the enchanting month of May by donning your finest emerald attire. Bring in the vibrant spring season by joining us in elegant semi-formal wear of rich verdant colors and dance the night away! A Foxtrot lesson will begin the evening at 7pm followed by open dancing. Call 505-508-4020 for more information. $30 non-members
Fri 8 PM – 2 AM Sucia EDC Gogo Takeover Sidewinders Bar and Grill, 4200 Central Ave SE Sucia Productions is bringing the Electric Sky to Sidewinders! No need to have EDC FOMO because Papa Sucia is ready to bring the party to you! Come join your Sucia Family for a Night of PLUR! Featuring the Sucia Gogos on multiple boxes and individual dances available in the Cabaret Room! Hosted by Papa Sucia and Sucia Gogo Madam Sativa Rico-Stratton. DJ Unzipped will be bringing the you the best EDM set for you to dance the night away!
Fri 9 PM – 1:30 AM Callaita Fridays Salt Yard West, 3700 Ellison Rd. NW DJ Soiree will be spinning under the stars in the Salt Yard, promising a night of electrifying Latin music. This 21+ event guarantees an atmosphere where you can fully embrace the rhythm without inhibition. Whether you're a die-hard fan of Reggaeton or simply seeking a night of unparalleled fun, "Callaita Fridays" is the place to be
Fri 10:30 PM – 12:15 AM FACELESS AFTER DARK - new meta horror starring Jenna Kanell of "Terrifier"! The Guild Cinema, 3405 Central Ave NE All Seats $8. Check out the trailer. Dir. Raymond Wood - 2023 - 82m. Following her breakout success as the star of a killer clown horror flick, Bowie (Jenna Kanell, TERRIFIER) now finds herself struggling to capitalize on its success. But when she is suddenly held hostage by an unhinged fan posing as that same killer clown, horror becomes her reality as she fights to survive the night and escape before he completes his sinister plan to recreate the film's fatal plot (tickets)
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Sat 8 – 10 AM Planting Corn Seeds Lynn Garden, 176 Manierre Rd., Corrales We will be planting corn seeds; a new crop for Seed2Need this year!
Sat 8 – 10 AM Run for Mercy 5K Sagebrush Community Church, 6440 Coors Blvd. NW Join our team to run with us to support Mercy Multiplied, which exists to provide opportunities for all to experience God's unconditional love, forgiveness, and life-transforming power. Mercy offers free-of-charge Residential and Outpatient Counseling Programs, as well as Outreach Services that include workshops and trainings, our Keys to Freedom discipleship study, and Keys to Freedom Retreat (register)
Sat 8 AM – 12 PM Downtown Growers' Market Robinson Park, 810 Copper Ave NW Every Saturday from 8 am - NOON! This vibrant community event connects local farmers, growers, artisans, wellness makers, and hot food vendors with the local community from mid-April to early-November. Bring friends / family or come solo to enjoy fresh food made on sight, a variety of seasonal produce, unique arts and crafts, live music, and special programming all in the heart of downtown
Sat 8 AM – 2 PM Rio Rancho's Biggest Yard Sale Cabezon Park and Community Center, 2307 Cabezon Blvd. SE, Rio Rancho FREE Admission! Clean out your garage, spare bedroom, attic and shed. Come join us to sell all of those items that were collecting dust, find a treasure that you didn’t know you needed, and enjoy a day in the park! Vendor space $35 for a 15’ x 15’ space (Tables and chairs are not provided) Must register online, NO Drop-Ins Accepted. Please call the Cabezon Community Center at 505-892-4499 for more info
Sat 9 AM Send Haley to Spain Sand Volleyball Tournament Charlie’s Sandbox, 4335 Paseo del Norte NE All proceeds go to Haley and her trip to Spain in July! $20/per player. All Skill levels! Prizes for 1st & 2nd place. 4-6 players Coed with 1 female on team. Check in @ 8:30am. More info: Jillian (505) 322-7228, Haley (505) 331-4788, Charlie (505) 239-2461
Sat 9 AM Invisible Heroes Run Believers Center of Albuquerque, 320 Waterfall Dr. SE Join Runfit and the American Society of Radiologic Technologists for the inaugural Invisible Heroes 5K Run/Walk. It is a community event being held to recognize the vital role that medical imaging professionals and radiation therapists play on the health care team and to introduce the public to these vital health care professionals. You are invited to run and walk to celebrate the important work done by invisible heroes. At packet pick-up, you will have an opportunity to tour the ASRT Museum and Archives. Age group, overall, and team awards, including a great t-shirt and finisher medals for all participants (register)
Sat 9 AM - 4 PM 16th Annual CTC Vintage Tractor & Car Show Corrales Recreation Center, 500 Jones Rd., Corrales Join us for a fun day in the Corrales Park. There will be music, food, hot rods, tractor, stationary engines and more. Proceeds Raised will benefit Corrales 4H and Historical Society. Free admission. $10 for show participants
Sat 10 AM – 12 PM Foraging for Fun(ds) Los Poblanos Open Space, 1800 Tierra Viva Pl. NW Join Rev. Ryan Tate on a foraging excursion! Rev. Tate, of the African American spiritual tradition and an IPL board member, wants to bring their loving knowledge of NM edibles and herbs to you. Discover the food right under your nose and how easy it is to enjoy! We’ll meet to explore and harvest native and edible plants. Enter the Open Space area from west bound Montano Boulevard. After foraging, we’ll gather to taste our harvest and other locally sourced treats. Sign up today to participate - space is limited. This is a fundraiser for our work for climate justice: Please give generously (Suggested minimum donation $10)
Sat 10 AM – 3 PM Homebrewer's Happy Hour Southwest Grape & Grain, 3401 Candelaria Blvd. NE Homebrewer's Happy Hour is the perfect chance for all homebrewers, wine makers, distillers, or anyone interested in learning, to connect with others, share a drink, and learn about a new subject each month! $1 off beers from 10am to 3pm. Presentation on monthly subject at 1pm with open forum to discuss after. Food truck on site for lunch! May 18th - Barley
Sat 10:30 – 11:30 AM Animal Tales with the ABQ BioPark Ernie Pyle Library, 900 Girard Blvd. SE Dive into the captivating world of animals with "Animal Tales" presented by the ABQ BioPark! Join us for a delightful reading session featuring an animal-themed book. Experience the magic as the BioPark brings along real animals and biofacts that connect to the story, giving kids an exciting opportunity to meet these creatures up close! Don't miss this engaging and educational adventure for young animal enthusiasts!
Sat 10:30 AM – 12:30 PM FolkMADS Third Saturday Family Dance Albuquerque Square Dance Center, 4915 Hawkins St. NE Dancing, song, and live music for kids of all ages. No experience needed to have fun! Children must be accompanied by an adult. Children dance free, Adults $10
Sat 11 AM – 1 PM Annual Summer Kick-Off Event! Matheson Park Elementary, 10809 Lexington Ave NE Join us as we kick off the summer with fun, a food truck, face painting, dunk tank, and more! Bring your family and your pets for a Blessing of the Pets. There is no cost to attend and all are welcome!
Sat 11 AM – 3 PM Wine + Art Afternoons Gruet Winery, 8400 Pan American East Fwy NE Prism Arts presents a new public art and social series with a special one-day multi-artist event. Join us inside the Gruet Winery with a selection of fine art, prints, paintings, jewelry, and ceramics from local artists Vanessa Alvarado, Eric Romero, Margarita Paz-Pedro, & Aaron Richardson. Enjoy unique art, amazing fine, food, and a social environment with the artists and the public. *All art purchases receive a complimentary bottle of Gruet Wine*
Sat 11 AM – 3 PM Bernalillo Family Fun Festival! Calvary Church, 4001 Osuna Rd. NE Get connected to community and enjoy a Fun Family Day!
Sat 11:30 AM – 4 PM Imaginary Friends Fest Flix Brewhouse, 3200 La Orilla Rd. NW Let your imagination run wild! Join us in the lobby to celebrate the opening of IF! Enjoy photo ops, freebies, an in-theater giveaway, and activities for the whole family. All ages are welcome!
Sat 12 PM BBQ n' Crawl Supper Rock Park, 598 Monte Alto Pl. NE Mini Crawlers 505 and Duke City RC are throwing a BBQ and crawl sesh! All rigs welcome! Please mark going if you are, so we can get enough food!
Sat 12 PM May Brew Tour - Farewell Tour Rio Bravo Brewing, 1912 2nd St. NW This is the last NM Brew Ha-Ha Beer tour for the season. The 24-25 season will start in June 2025 so stay tuned for the season lineup release. Rio Bravo Brewing, Ponderosa Brewing, Bow & Arrow Brewing, Juno Brewery. At Rio Bravo, a DD will be selected, then we’ll head to the other breweries in the order listed. T-shirts, if ordered will be delivered. For safety, a breathalyzer is available, a DD will be established and a liability waiver will be signed by all participants. Safety is of utmost importance. We want everyone to enjoy their tour and arrive home safely
Sat 12 PM Drag Bingo & Brunch! All Ages Welcome! Sidewinders Bar and Grill, 4200 Central Ave SE Join us for a Drag Queen Bingo and Brunch benefitting The Albuquerque Roadrunner Tournament 2024 (coming up in September). Hosted by Priscilla Bouvier. Doors 12pm. Show 1pm. Bingo, Prizes, Giveaways, Raffles, Cocktails, Mocktails and Fun!
Sat 12 PM Empire's 9th Anniversary - FREE PLAY ALL DAY Empire Board Game Library, 3503 Central Ave NE It's Empire's 9th Anniversary celebration and you're invited! We've been here 9 years and it's all thanks to the support we get from you, so to show our appreciation, this Saturday's celebration is our gift to you: Come in and play for free all day! Every game is on sale all weekend! We're holding raffles over the course of the day to give away some great games! So come on down and let us thank you!
Sat 12 – 3 PM STOODIS!: An AIDS/LifeCycle Fundraising Event Soo Bak Seoul Bowl, 111 Hermosa Dr. SE Help Vanessa Bowen cross the finish line – the fundraising finish line, that is! Vanessa is on a mission to raise $3,500 to participate in the 2024 AIDS/LifeCycle, a 545-mile charity bike ride from San Francisco to Los Angeles from June 2nd to 8th, 2024. Join this special fundraising event and send-off party for an afternoon of entertainment, vendors, bike tune-ups, raffle, and food and drink specials. Come prepared to support our local vendors and find out how you can win our selected giveaways. AIDS/LifeCycle benefits, and is jointly produced by, San Francisco AIDS Foundation (Tax ID # 94-2927405) and Los Angeles LGBT Center (Tax ID # 95-3567895), each of which is a nonprofit, public benefit corporation recognized as tax exempt under IRS Code Section 501(c)(3). Donations to AIDS/LifeCycle are deductible for income tax purposes, to the extent permitted by law. Vanessa Bowen (They/Them) is a Diné (Navajo) product designer and cyclist. Their work gravitates toward the intersection of design and social equity. Bowen is a former Outride Ambassador, current Chamois Butt’r and Kuat Racks Ambassador, founder of Get Native Kids on Bikes, and a supporter of AIDS/LifeCycle. If not creating in their studio in Albuquerque, they are training for a cycling event or community building for a just, equitable future (more info)
Sat 12 – 5 PM Day Camp - A Festival for Families Tin Can Alley, 6013 Signal Ave NE Day Camp is where adventure meets education, creativity, and community in a fair-like environment where a variety of youth development organizations are excited to share their programs. In partnership with Warehouse 505, and featuring organizations such as Explora, there will be workshops ands expos for kids to discover new passions across music, art, science, and more. Supporting Youth Security & Education, all dedicated funds raised will be going to New Mexico non-profit organizations
Sat 12 – 5 PM Monthly Pinball Tournament Sister, 407 Central Ave NW All skill levels and players welcome! 21+ Sign up starts at 12 pm; tournament play starts at 1 p.m. Entry fee is $5 + coin drop
Sat 1 – 5 PM United in Beer Collaboration Festival Ex Novo Brewing, 4895 Corrales Rd., Corrales United in Beer is a New Mexico statewide collaborative beer festival that benefits the Somos Unidos Foundation with 26 participating breweries, which were randomly partnered through a live draft and then together selected the beer style they would collaborate on. All beers will be showcased at the festival. Tickets are limited. Portions of ticket sales will donated to Somos Unidos Foundation, a 501(c)(3) dedicated to creating positive outcomes for New Mexicans through art, sport, community, and unity. This will be a 21+ Event. Food trucks will be on site. Included with ticket purchase is: Festival access, 8 drink tokens, and a United In Beer glass! We recommend bringing: Sunscreen, your friends, and good vibes
Sat 1 – 10 PM Boots In The Park Presents Thomas Rhett, Chris Young & Friends! Balloon Fiesta Park, 5000 Balloon Fiesta Pkwy Dust off your boots and get ready to holler, because Boots In The Park is making it's way to Albuquerque, y'all! Join us for a rootin', tootin', two-steppin' good time with none other than Thomas Rhett, Chris Young, Chris Janson, Kameron Marlowe, Dylan Schneider, Leaving Austin and beats by Luwiss Lux. We're talking about an evening filled to the brim with live tunes, finger-lickin' craft food, and the smoothest cocktails. We'll be kicking up dust with some good ol' line dancing and a whole heap more, as Balloon Fiesta Park is transformed into Albuquerque's best country music party! Past folks to grace the Boots In The Park stage are Carrie Underwood, Blake Shelton, Tim McGraw, Cody Johnson, Jon Pardi and a bunch of other country legends. But this day is gonna be one for the record books, a show that will leave y'all talking for years to come (tickets)
Sat 2 PM Annual Castro Concerto Competition Albuquerque Youth Symphony, 4407 Menaul Blvd. NE Join us to hear talented high school juniors compete for the privilege of performing with the Youth Symphony during the Albuquerque Youth Symphony Program's 2024-2025 concert season! This event is free and open to the public. We also plan to stream this event live on Facebook for anyone not able to attend in person
Sat 2 PM "Greatest Moments" - a fundraising concert for Opera On Tap New Mexico Central United Methodist Church, 201 University Blvd. NE Join us for an afternoon of music to help raise money for Opera on Tap - New Mexico! Featuring some faculty and students of University of New Mexico, along with other local professionals, we have put a program together highlighting some of the show-stopping, beautiful moments of opera and musical theater! Suggested donation $10
Sat 2 – 7 PM Rawking: An Afternoon Metal + Art + Comedy Extravaganza Juno, 1501 1st St. NW Featured performers include Light Thief, Destroy to Recreate, Guvtika, Abandoned Saviors. outdoors on the patio with Four Bands, Comedians, Artists, Vendors. Produced by Metal World Radio. 21+. $10 at the door or presales online
Sat 3 – 8 PM Albuquerque Roller Derby presents: Sandia Slammers vs. Bosque Bruisers! Expo New Mexico - Manuel Lujan Jr Exhibit Complex, 300 San Pedro Dr. NE Albuquerque Roller Derby has gotten SO big we’ve split into two teams! Sandia Slammers & Bosque Bruisers! Get your tickets for our first Home Game of the 2024 season
Sat 3:45 – 5:45 PM AND 7 - 9 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 Flix Brewhouse, 3236 La Orilla Rd. NW Experience the Twilight saga's epic romance and thrilling fantasy BREAKING DAWN - PART 1 on the big screen! Bella and Edward, plus those they love, must deal with the chain of consequences brought on by a marriage, honeymoon, and the tumultuous birth of a child, which brings about unforeseen and shocking developments for Jacob Black (tickets)
Sat 4 – 8 PM Drink Local Downtown ABQ - May Step into the heart of Albuquerque with our thrilling, free monthly bar crawl event! Immerse yourself in the local charm as we celebrate community, culture, and creativity right in the heart of ABQ. In partnership with ABQCore Neighborhood Association, a locally organized and hosted event, we're bringing you a bar crawl experience like no other. This isn't just a crawl; it's a vibrant celebration of local businesses, a showcase of community talent, and a monthly escape into the unique flavors that make ABQ special
Sat 4 – 9 PM Summer Market ABQ Food Park, 6951 San Antonio Dr. NE Dive into the magic of summer evenings at ABQ Food Park with our captivating Summer Market! Join us for a delightful evening, where you can browse an enchanting array of offerings from local artisans and support our vibrant community businesses. Discover unique treasures crafted with love and passion by talented artisans, from handcrafted jewelry to exquisite home decor. Every purchase you make supports local creators and contributes to the thriving arts scene in our city
Sat 5 – 8 PM National Astronomy Day! Rainbow Park Observatory, 301 Southern Blvd SE, Rio Rancho The Rio Rancho Astronomical Society will host National Astronomy Day at Rainbow Park Observatory. There will be food for a donation, family activities and safe solar viewing. Dr. Tony Hull will appeal at 7 pm about his work on the James Webb Space Telescope. He will also have some info on light pollution
Sat 5 – 11 PM Beer & Jazz on the Hill Tractor Brewing, 122 Tulane Dr. SE We're bringing you a full night of brews and Jazz with the very talented Rona & Meli opening things up at 5pm and our house Jazz band Basilaris Trio closing things down at 8!
Sat 6 PM Bear Affair 4: Spanish Tapas Beer Pairing Dinner Boxing Bear Brewing, 8420 Firestone Ln. NE Join us on our patio for an ALMOST summer night paired with a variety of our seasonal beers, chef-crafted Spanish tapas, and flamenco. Featuring chef Christopher Midyette And the artist dance group Spanish Broom. Tickets are $65 per person and include a welcome beer, three course tapas style meal with beer pairings and entertainment for the evening
Sat 6 PM One Year Anniversary Celebration Urbanmama505 Kombucha, 1014 Central Ave SW, Ste A Celebrating one year of love, abundance, and sharing wellness. Right after Open Mic 4-6pm, we will be graced with a jazz concert by Davis Nelson-Hooker, an amazing local musician. Elixirs and small plates for purchase
Sat 6 – 9 PM Gone Country Saturdays with DJ Soiree Ponderosa Brewing, 1761 Bellamah Ave NW It's Gone Country Saturdays featuring the amazing DJ Soiree! Start your evening with free dance lessons at 5 pm, followed by family-friendly entertainment
Sat 7:30 – 9 PM Saturday Night Stand-Up Bosque Brewing Co - Nob Hill, 106 Girard Blvd. SE Live from ABQ, it’s… Saturday Night Stand-Up Hosted by Nax Davis! Every third Saturday of the month! Seating at 7:30 - Comedy at 8. Featured line-up of local comics includes: MEG FINN, BRYAN LAMBE, SARINA OCHOA, MARY BYRD, ROBERT EYSTER
Sat 8 PM – 1:15 AM Apparition Goth Night Historic El Rey Theater, 622 Central Ave SW A hauntingly dark, classic goth night featuring the Apparition team: DJ Ren, DJ Batboy, DJ Moonside. Doors at 8. $10 all night. 21+ Tickets at the door. Expect goth, darkwave, death rock, synthpop, dark post punk, ebm, dark dance, industrial, witch house, horror punk and more
Sat 8:30 PM – 1 AM SABOR Latin Night - SATURDAYS Bama's 1865, 6007 Osuna Rd. NE May 11th - SPECIAL GUEST DJ ITALIA! DJ Gabriel Goza & DJ Pedro will be serving you the saucy Salsa, Bachata, Cumbia, Merengue y Mas! Ample Parking, Safe Environment, Beautiful Venue, Good Food, Good Music, Good Vibes. 21+ / $10 cover
Sat 9 PM – 1 AM Cumbia + Rock en Espanol Juno, 1501 1st St. NW Grupo Super Verza with Ave. 69 and Lot Beat and DJ Tony. Baila! 21+, $15 at the door or online
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Sun 9 – 11 AM Elevated Roller Derby May Training Scrimmage Heights Community Center, 823 Buena Vista Dr. SE Officials' huddle 9:00AM. Captains' meeting at 9:20AM. First whistle 9:30AM. This is simply a black/white scrimmage. It will be used as an educational opportunity. NSO paperwork will be used as appropriate. You are encouraged to stretch your skills. Hospitality: This is a low/no production scrimmage, bring beverages and snacks for your own use. Bathrooms: The community center may not be open during the scrimmage. (That's the trade-off for a free space). You can stop at the nearby Starbucks before the event. Expectations: Skaters and Skating and Non-skating Officials are expected to follow all WFTDA Risk Management Guidelines. The venue is a designated alcohol, drug, and smoke-free space by the city of Albuquerque (sign up)
Sun 10 AM – 2 PM The Great Burque Bake On Rail Yards Market, 777 1st St. SW Get ready to whisk it all at the "Great Burque Bake-on," a special fundraiser for the non-profit Rail Yards Market: One dozen of Albuquerque's most talented bakers will dough head-to-head in a crusty competition for the ultimate bakery glory! Bakers brawl... You vote for the winners! This sugar-dusted showdown promises a blend of flour-fueled drama and buttery bravado, making it the yeast you can do to support your local confectionery champions. As these culinary wizards knead their way to the top, we guarantee you'll find their efforts both batter and sweeter than anything you've tasted before. Join us for a day of laughter, pastry, and a chance to see who rises as the crème de la crème of Burque's baking scene! 1) ORDER > Claim your Bake-on Box & exclusive market swag by ordering online May 10-16th, 2024. 2) LEARN > Follow our social media to learn about each contestant & their offering. 3) PICKUP > Grab your box of baked goodies & swag at the info booth Sunday May 19th. 4) ENJOY > Eat all the delectable goodies, savor the flavor, and read about all the contestants 5) VOTE >> Submit your votes online to choose the winners! (tickets) The Farmers' Market event is going down simultaneously with 175+ local vendors to explore, and is still FREE to enter and welcome to all. This funky fundraiser is going down during the FREE Rail Yards Farmers' Market. So you can peruse 150+ small businesses and enjoy the historic architecture while you enjoy your Great Burque Bake-on Box of goodies! All proceeds will benefit the Rail Yards Market. The Rail Yards market of Albuquerque is a certified 501(c)3 non-profit focused on building a resilient, sustainable, local economy where the surrounding historic communities thrive, all can participate, and everyone is enriched and inspired. Through food, art, education, and music, we invite the community together in an inclusive and festive atmosphere
Sun 11:30 AM The Addams Family Historic Lobo Theater, 3013 Central Ave NE THE HISTORIC LOBO THEATER is excited to bring The Addams Family to the big screen! Showing Starts at 11:30 am Tickets are ONLY $10 for General Admission $25 Brunch and a Movie Ticket $21 Brunch Only ticket
Sun 12:30 PM Annual Spring Tea Asbury UMC, 10000 Candelaria Rd. NE All are welcome to attend our Annual Spring Tea! This year's theme is "The Tapestries of Our Lives." Life can be like a tapestry; our quilt, with events, feelings, accomplishments, and even disappointments "stitched" in. Join us, for tea, while Cindy Kurey, AQS-certified quilted textiles appraiser, shares how quilting and her faith have helped her navigate life. She will also show her collection of antique, vintage, and modern quilts! There is no cost to attend, though RSVPs are required. Please call the church office 505-299-0643 or message us on Facebook to RSVP

Bonjour,
J’ai passé une commande chez Amazon pour un montant de 2700€ avec un paiement en 24x avec cofidis.
Suite à un événement inattendu, j’ai été dans l’obligation de retourner la totalité de cette commande à Amazon dès que je l’ai reçu.
Le retour a été effectué et a été livré dans les entrepôts d’Amazon le 8 avril.
Le 25 avril (17 jours après la livraison des biens chez Amazon),je recontacte amazon car je ne reçois aucun mail de remboursement entre-temps. Ils me disent qu’ils ne peuvent pas me donner de réponse et d’attendre jusqu’au 6 mai, donc un mois après que le colis ait été livré chez eux.
Le 6 mai je les recontacte comme convenu et ils me disent cette fois d’attendre 60 jours, donc jusqu’au 3 juin.
J’ai l’impression qu’ils me font tourner en rond et que le 3 juin, ils vont encore me dire d’attendre dans le vent.
Cela fait 2 mois que je me fais prélever pour des objets que j’ai retourné et que je ne possède plus.
En cherchant sur internet, une loi prévoit qu’un site en ligne doit me rembourser dans un délai de 14 jours après avoir reçu le retour des biens dans leur entrepôt et je pense que soit Amazon est totalement hors la loi ou soit ils jouent sur des dérogations speficifiques pour rester dans la limite du légal car normalement, sous 14 jours après avoir reçu le retour des biens, ils auraient dû me rembourser.
Signalconso et la dgccrf ont été contactés mais pour l’instant je n’ai pas de retour de amazon ou de la dgccrf.
Ma prochaine étape serait de chargeback (retrofacturation) car Amazon ne respecte pas mes droits de consommateurs, avec ma banque qui va faire la demande auprès de Mastercard mais je me demandais si le chargeback serait accepté, cela me mettrait-il en situation d’impayé par rapport à cofidis et si ils peuvent se retourner contre moi ou si le chargeback va empêcher cofidis de se retourner contre moi
Chargeback : La procédure de rétrofacturation ou de chargeback permet à un consommateur qui a payé par carte bancaire de revenir sur son ordre de paiement et d'être remboursé directement et gratuitement par la marque de la carte bancaire ou par sa banque, lorsqu'un professionnel français ou étranger, ne respecte pas les droits du consommateur.
L. 221-24 du Code de la consommation : Lorsque le droit de rétractation est exercé, le professionnel rembourse le consommateur de la totalité des sommes versées, y compris les frais de livraison, sans retard injustifié et au plus tard dans les quatorze jours à compter de la date à laquelle il est informé de la décision du consommateur de se rétracter. Pour les contrats de vente de biens, sauf s'il propose de récupérer lui-même les biens, le professionnel peut différer le remboursement jusqu'à récupération des biens ou jusqu'à ce que le consommateur ait fourni une preuve de l'expédition de ces biens, la date retenue étant celle du premier de ces faits.
Merci

Bonsoir, premier post, désolé pour le roman.
2h du matin, je dors pas parce que ça me pète les couilles de devoir retourner au boulot le lendemain. Ça commence sérieusement à jouer sur ma santé.
Étudiant en développement web, j'ai choisi ce métier pour me faire de l'argent et aussi parce que c'est une passion. Mais surtout pour l'argent.
Bientôt la 30aine j'ai décidé de reprendre les études dedans pour faire un bac+5 histoire de me dire que j'ai pas rien foutu de ma vie. Et déjà que j'ai 0 chance ( +400 CV pour un stage pourri) j'ai aussi perdu foi en l'humanité concernant le travail.
Le stage paraissait prometteur de fou. J'avais un CTO hyper bien calé, un projet de dingue où j'allais pouvoir monter en compétences et kiffer sur mes projets... Sauf que j'apprends que le CTO allait se barrer 1 mois après embauche sans m'en parler. J'ai un chef qui me dit sans broncher "je suis ton tuteur, mais tu vas devoir te démerder pour la partie tech". J'ai demandé si j'allais quand même être suivi par quelqu'un de compétent et j'ai eu comme réponse : Le CTO m'a promis qu'il allait t'aider.
1 mois passé encore, je ne code plus du tout, j'fais que de voir du développement low-code, y a aucun challenge, l'ambiance est devenu fade, j'ai des potes dans le taf qui m'aident à supporter la mauvaise décision du chef mais rien n'y fait. J'angoisse à chaque fois que je dois y aller, l'école n'y fait rien... Sachant que je dois aussi payer cette dernière parce qu'en stage, l'entreprise ne paye pas l'école.
C'est un sacré coup de gueule, j'ai le sentiment de perdre mon temps, j'ai pas envie de retourner dans la grande distrib. On dirait que tout est mis en œuvre pour que je ne réussisse en rien. Ah oui et vu que c'est un domaine un peu "élitiste", si t'es fille ou fils d'immigrés tu pars avec une balle dans le pied, j'ai plusieurs preuves... Pourtant je suis pas du genre à penser comme ça, j'étais vraiment dans la mentalité de bosser comme un taré pour voir des résultats et gagner les choses au mérite

Just some basic facts to review! GOOD LUCK!

• Lysosomes contain hydrolytic enzymes and used for elimination of waste products.

· Peroxisomes contain H2O2, and breaks down very long fatty acids via Beta Oxidation.
· Microfilaments used in cytokinesis and Microtubules are used in pulling sister chromatids apart (anaphase).
· Prokaryotes (50S +30S) & Eukaryotes (60S +40S)
· Lytic Cycle involves cell lysis whereas lysogenic cycle involves integration into the genome.
· Meiosis I = Reductional Divison (2nn) Meiosis II = Equational Division (nn)
· Crossing over takes place in Prophase I whereas Disjunction (or non-disjunction in abnormal cases) takes place in Anaphase I.
· Primary oocytes are arrested in Prophase I and after menarche, divide into secondary oocyte which is arrested in metaphase II till fertilization.
· Interstitial (or leydig cells) produce testosterone vs Follicles produce estrogen.
· Acrosome reaction helps in the degradation of the zona pellucida whereas cortical reaction helps to prevent polyspermy by increasing intracellular Ca2+ concentration.
· Interneurons are present in polysynaptic relflexes and NOT in monosynaptic reflexes.
· Bronchioles relax and pupils dilate in sympathetic NS whereas bronchioles and pupils constrict in parasympathetic NS.
· Peptide hormones do not need carriers to travel in the blood stream, whereas Steroid hormones do need carriers to travel in the blood stream.
· FSH causes maturation of sperm in males whereas stimulates formation of follicles in females.
· LH causes interstitial cells to secrete testosterone in males whereas it causes ovulation in women.
· Aldosterone (mineralocorticoid) does not change plasma osmolarity and is secretded when blood pressure/volume is low whereas ADH (or vasopressin) decreases plasma osmolarity and is secreted when blood plasma osmolarity is high. Also, ANP is antagonistic to Aldosterone because it promotes excretion of Na+ and water follows.
· Ghrelin (hunger hormone) and Leptin secreted by adipose cells (satiety hormone)
· AA hormones: T3 & T4, NE, Epinephrine
· Steroid hormones: Cortisol, Testosterone, Estrogen, Progesterone, Aldosterone`
· Tidal volume is the volume of air in a normal breath whereas Vital capacity is the diff between (Total Lung Capacity-Residual Volume)
· Muscles used in inhalation are external intercostals, whereas during forced exhalation, muscles used are internal intercostals.
· In acidemia, need to hyperventilate to eliminate CO2
· In alkaelemia, need to hypoventilate to lower the elimination of CO2 to increase H+
· Arteries are thicker walled than Veins.
· Parietal cells secrete HCl and intrinsic factor. Gastrin is secreted by G cells of pyloric glands which stimulate parietal cells.
· CCK stimulates bile and pancreatic juices.
· Fat soluble vitamins: ADEK, Water soluble: B & C
· Descending loop of Henle: only water goes out, Ascending loop: only salts go out
· Gap junctions are present in both cardiac and smooth muscles but not skeletal.
· Ca2+ binds to troponin. ATP binds to myosin heads to detach it from actin.
· Penetrance is the proportion of population with a given phenotype who actually express the phenotype whereas expressivity is the different manifestations of the same genotype across the population.
· Genetic leakage is when individuals from a differnet but closely related species can mate to produce a hybrid offspring and therefore flow of genes occur between two species.
· Bottleneck effect: natural disaster, Founder Effect: a number of individuals of a population separate to form a new colony. Both these effects cause genetic drift in small populations.
· Eosinophils: parasitic infections, Basophils: allergies (histamine)
. Neutrophils (most abundant) & Basophils (least abundant)
· CD4+: MHC II, CD8+: MHC I, CD4: Supressor cells (autoimmune disorders)
· Gap junctions allow ions etc to pass through, desmosomes are used to anchor things together, tight junctions are used to prevent things to pass through. · Heisenberg: momentum & position, Hund’s rule: all orbitals should have at least 1 e, Pauli’s exclusion: opposite spin in paired electrons.
· DNA polymerase only adds nucleotides in the 5’ to 3’ direction.
· Anti sense (non coding) strand (3’ to 5’) is used for transcription.
· Methyguanosine cap at 5’ end and poly A tail at the 3’ end (post translational)
· Glucose-6-phosphate dehydorgenase is used in HMP shunt or PPP pathway. (2NADPH formed)
· Neglect syndrome: damage to the right parietal lobe, ignore left visual field
· Overt and Covert attention: Overt you move your eyes, covert you don’t
· Belief perseverance: still hold on to a belief despite new info to correct it. I’m fat (you’re not)
· Framing bias: the way inforation is presented (glass is half full/half empty)

Bonjour,
Étant actuellement en recherche d'appartement sur Paris, ma conjointe et moi avons eu un coup de coeur pour un 3 pièce idéalement situé. Mais voilà, comme prévu, notre dossier ne passe par car ma conjointe est actuellement au chômage.
En amont, j'avais effectué quelques recherches sur internet, et il semblait possible qu'un de mes parents (ou les deux), aux revenus plus confortables, puissent être titulaire du bail en question (ils sont déjà chacun en location pour leur résidence principale, il s'agirait donc de leur résidence secondaire. Sauf que pour moi, il s'agirait de ma principale.)
L'agente immobilière rencontrée m'a dit que cela était possible, en passant par un bail code civil. Je viens évidemment de me renseigner en faisant mes propres recherches. De ce que j'ai compris, pourvu que ce fameux bail code civil contiennent toutes les parties "classiques" d'un bail pour ne pas que je me fasse avoir (prix du loyer, conditions de congés, durée, obligation locataire, etc.), cela ne devrait pas être trop à mon désavantage. De plus, la même agente m'a affirmé que je pouvais également être titulaire du bail avec mes parents.
Toujours basé sur mes recherches, un locataire peut exiger la conversion d'un bail code civil en bail loi 1989 s'il s'agit d'une résidence principale.
Mes questions sont les suivantes: - à condition de vérifier que toutes les clauses sont relativement correctes, est-ce qu'un bail code civil peut entrainer des désavantages côté locataire? (Je pense à l'encadrement des loyers qui peut être stipulé dans le bail et sa durée d'application et aux conditions de congés principalement) - puis-je signer le bail s'il s'agit de ma résidence principale (la réponse est non de ce que j'ai compris, mais si cela arrive quand même, que se passe-t-il? Le bail est-il caduc? Ou converti de facto en loi 1989?) - à condition que je sois titulaire du bail, aurais-je la possibilité d'exiger sa conversion en bail loi 1989 pour rebasculer le contrat à mon avantage, sachant que mes revenus ne vont pas changer du tout au tout dans les prochains mois - avez-vous d'autres remarques liés à ma situation
Merci d'avance!!

Je viens de recevoir une amende de 135€ n'entraînant aucun retrait de points, selon l'article R 413-17 du code de la route. Description de l'infraction: conduite d'un véhicule a une vitesse excessive eu egard aux circonstances. C'est écrit selon ces mots.
Le jour indiqué je n'ai jamais vu de policier, la rue inscrites ne permet même pas d'y avoir des radars dans la zone de plus Sachant que je n'étais ni dans ma voiture à l'heure indiquée, ni même dans ce coin de la ville dans un tranche de 4h au moment de la soit dites infraction.
Il n'y rien qui prouve que c'était bien ma voiture à part ce relevé d'immatriculation qui provient de nul sait où. Merci de m'éclairer sur la démarche à suivre.

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