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PPV BOXING 00: Queensberry v Matchroom 5 v 5
PPV BOXING 01: Queensberry v Matchroom 5 v 5
PPV BOXING 02: Queensberry v Matchroom 5 v 5
PPV BOXING 03: Queensberry v Matchroom 5 v 5
PPV BOXING 04: Queensberry v Matchroom 5 v 5
PPV BOXING 05: Queensberry v Matchroom 5 v 5
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=== PPV UEFA PACK ===
PPV UEFA 01 - Borussia Dortmund vs Real Madrid 20.00
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PPV LIVE EVENT 01 - 6:30PM Early Prelims UFC 302
PPV LIVE EVENT 02 - 8PM Prelims UFC 302
PPV LIVE EVENT 03 - 10PM UFC 302 Makhachev v Poirier
PPV LIVE EVENT 04 - 2PM Queensberry v Matchroom 5 v 5
PPV LIVE EVENT 05 - 4:30PM BKB 39 McHugh v McCallum
PPV LIVE EVENT 06 - 12:30PM Fight Club Rush 20
PPV LIVE EVENT 07 - 5PM GCW Tournament of Survival 9
PPV LIVE EVENT 08 - 7PM Lights Out Championship 16
PPV LIVE EVENT 09 - 10PM GCW Deathmatch Hall of Fame
PPV LIVE EVENT 10 - 1/4PM AMA Supercross Championship Sacramento
PPV LIVE EVENT 11 - 3:15PM ISMA/MSS Supermodifieds Oswego
PPV LIVE EVENT 12 - 6PM MWDRS Flying H Summer Smackdown
PPV LIVE EVENT 13 - 6PM Fremont Sprint Cars
PPV LIVE EVENT 14 - 6PM USAC WS Midgets Ventura
PPV LIVE EVENT 15 - 6PM Weekly Racing Fonda
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PPV LIVE EVENT 16 - 6PM Airport Sportsman Showdown
PPV LIVE EVENT 17 - 6PM PPMS Rush Late Models
PPV LIVE EVENT 18 - 6PM Must See Racing Sprint Cars
PPV LIVE EVENT 19 - 6:15PM Steve Smith Tribute Lincoln
PPV LIVE EVENT 20 - 6:15PM Weekly Racing Port Royal
PPV LIVE EVENT 21 - 6:15PM Kubota High Limit Racing Butler
PPV LIVE EVENT 22 - 7PM Spring Nationals Lake Cumberland
PPV LIVE EVENT 23 - 7:15PM World of Outlaws Sprint Cars
PPV LIVE EVENT 24 - 7:45PM USAC Corn Belt Clash Knoxville
PPV LIVE EVENT 25 - 8PM Big Deal Mississippi Thunder Dirt Modifieds
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=== PPV UFC PACK ===
PPV UFC 00: Fight club rush 20 // UK Sat 1 Jun 4:30pm // ET Sat 1 Jun 11:30am
PPV UFC 01: Ufc 302: fight pass prelims // UK Sat 1 Jun 10:30pm // ET Sat 1 Jun 5:30pm
PPV UFC 02: Ufc 302: prelims // UK Sun 2 Jun 12:00am // ET Sat 1 Jun 7:00pm
PPV UFC 03: Ufc 302: makhachev vs poirier // UK Sun 2 Jun 2:00am // ET Sat 1 Jun 9:00pm
PPV UFC 04: Ufc 302: postfight press conference // UK Sun 2 Jun 5:15am // ET Sun 2 Jun 12:15am
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=== PPV MOLA PACK ===
PPV MOLA EVENT 00 : DP World Tour - European Open - Final Round start:2024-06-02 11:20:00 stop:2024-06-02 18:40:00
PPV MOLA EVENT 01 : 2024 U.S. Womens Open - Round 3 start:2024-06-01 18:00:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:10:00
PPV MOLA EVENT 02 : PGA TOUR CHAMPIONS - Principal Charity Classic - Round 2 start:2024-06-02 00:00:00 stop:2024-06-02 05:10:00
PPV MOLA EVENT 03 : UFC 302: Makhachev vs Poirier start:2024-06-02 00:50:00 stop:2024-06-02 11:10:00
PPV MOLA EVENT 04 : 2024 Stanley Cup Eastern Conference Finals - Game 6 : New York Rangers at Florida Panthers start:2024-06-02 01:00:00 stop:2024-06-02 06:10:00
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=== PPV SETANTA PACK ===
PPV SETANTA EVENT 01 : Borussia Dortmund - Real Madrid start:2024-06-01 19:55:00 stop:2024-06-01 22:00:00
PPV SETANTA EVENT 01 : UFC 302: Makhachev vs. Poirier - Prelims start:2024-06-02 00:55:00 stop:2024-06-02 03:00:00
PPV SETANTA EVENT 02 : Florida Panthers - New York Rangers start:2024-06-02 00:55:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:00:00
PPV SETANTA EVENT 03 : UFC 302: Makhachev vs. Poirier - Main Card start:2024-06-02 02:55:00 stop:2024-06-02 06:00:00
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=== PPV FLO RUGBY PACK ===
PPV FLO RUGBY 00 : 2024 Western Force vs Brumbies Rugby start:2024-06-01 10:30:00 stop:2024-06-01 14:30:00
PPV FLO RUGBY 00 : 2024 Scarlets vs Dragons start:2024-06-01 15:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 19:00:00
PPV FLO RUGBY 01 : 2024 Blues vs Chiefs start:2024-06-01 08:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 12:00:00
PPV FLO RUGBY 01 : 2024 DHL Stormers vs Emirates Lions start:2024-06-01 12:45:00 stop:2024-06-01 16:45:00
PPV FLO RUGBY 01 : 2024 Munster Rugby vs Ulster Rugby start:2024-06-01 17:15:00 stop:2024-06-01 21:15:00
PPV FLO RUGBY 02 : 2024 Benetton Rugby vs Edinburgh Rugby start:2024-06-01 13:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 17:00:00
PPV FLO RUGBY 02 : 2024 Cardiff vs Ospreys Rugby start:2024-06-01 17:30:00 stop:2024-06-01 21:30:00
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PPV FLO RUGBY 03 : 2024 Racing 92 vs Section Paloise start:2024-06-01 14:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 18:00:00
PPV FLO RUGBY 04 : 2024 Sharks vs Blue Bulls start:2024-06-01 15:10:00 stop:2024-06-01 19:10:00
PPV FLO RUGBY 05 : 2024 Perpignan vs Union Bordeaux Begles start:2024-06-01 16:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 20:00:00
PPV FLO RUGBY 06 : 2024 Oyonnax Rugby vs Aviron Bayonnais start:2024-06-01 16:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 20:00:00
PPV FLO RUGBY 07 : 2024 Castres Olympique vs Stade Francais start:2024-06-01 16:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 20:00:00
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=== PPV FLO SPORTS PACK ===
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 00 : FloWrestling Radio Live start:2024-06-03 17:00:00 stop:2024-06-03 21:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 01 : FloRacing 24/7 start:2024-05-26 10:00:00 stop:2024-11-24 06:59:59
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 02 : 2024 CIAC Outdoor Championships start:2024-06-03 20:00:00 stop:2024-06-04 00:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 03 : 2024 KHSAA Outdoor Championships start:2024-06-01 15:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 19:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 03 : 2024 MWDRS Flying H Summer Smackdown start:2024-06-02 00:00:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 03 : 2024 Morehead City Marlins vs Peninsula Pilots start:2024-06-02 04:30:00 stop:2024-06-02 08:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 04 : 2024 World Jiu-Jitsu IBJJF Championship start:2024-06-01 18:30:00 stop:2024-06-01 22:30:00
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PPV FLO SPORTS TV 04 : 2024 USAC Corn Belt Clash at Knoxville Raceway start:2024-06-02 01:10:00 stop:2024-06-02 05:10:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 05 : 2024 OHSAA Outdoor Championships start:2024-06-01 16:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 20:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 05 : 2024 Constitution Futures (G) vs Freedom Futures (G) start:2024-06-01 20:30:00 stop:2024-06-02 00:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 05 : 2024 New Jersey Jackals vs Sussex County Miners start:2024-06-02 00:35:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:35:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 06 : 2024 U23 Nationals and U20 World Team Trials (Mens) start:2024-06-01 15:30:00 stop:2024-06-01 19:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 06 : 2024 Team Independence (G) vs Team Constitution (G) start:2024-06-01 21:00:00 stop:2024-06-02 01:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 06 : 2024 Lake Erie Crushers vs Joliet Slammers start:2024-06-02 01:05:00 stop:2024-06-02 05:05:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 07 : 2024 WIAA Outdoor Championships start:2024-06-01 17:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 21:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 07 : 2024 NASCAR Weekly Racing at Riverhead Raceway start:2024-06-01 22:30:00 stop:2024-06-02 02:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 07 : 2024 Boise Hawks vs Billings Mustangs start:2024-06-02 02:35:00 stop:2024-06-02 06:35:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 08 : 2024 VHSL Outdoor Championships Class 5-6 start:2024-06-01 14:30:00 stop:2024-06-01 18:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 08 : 2024 Gastonia Baseball Club vs Staten Island FerryHawks start:2024-06-01 19:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 23:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 08 : 2024 NASCAR Canada Series at Autodrome Chaudiere start:2024-06-01 23:15:00 stop:2024-06-02 03:15:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 09 : 2024 VHSL Outdoor Championships Class 3-4 start:2024-06-01 14:30:00 stop:2024-06-01 18:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 09 : 2024 CARS Tour at Langley Speedway start:2024-06-01 22:45:00 stop:2024-06-02 02:45:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 09 : 2024 Brooks Bandits vs Surrey Eagles start:2024-06-02 03:00:00 stop:2024-06-02 07:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 10 : 2024 VHSL Outdoor Championships Class 1-2 start:2024-06-01 15:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 19:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 10 : 2024 Ramsey (Squirt) vs Marauders (Squirt) start:2024-06-01 22:45:00 stop:2024-06-02 02:45:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 10 : 2024 Great Falls Voyagers vs Glacier Range Riders start:2024-06-02 03:05:00 stop:2024-06-02 07:05:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 11 : 2024 Southern Plains Regional Championships start:2024-06-01 16:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 20:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 11 : 2024 NASCAR Youth Series at Metro St Louis Quarter Midget Association start:2024-06-01 23:00:00 stop:2024-06-02 03:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 12 : 2024 Western Force vs Brumbies Rugby start:2024-06-01 11:30:00 stop:2024-06-01 15:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 12 : 2024 Scarlets vs Dragons start:2024-06-01 16:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 20:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 12 : 2024 ISMA/MSS Supermodifieds at Oswego Speedway start:2024-06-01 23:00:00 stop:2024-06-02 03:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 13 : 2024 Blues vs Chiefs start:2024-06-01 09:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 13:00:00
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PPV FLO SPORTS TV 13 : 2024 DHL Stormers vs Emirates Lions start:2024-06-01 13:45:00 stop:2024-06-01 17:45:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 13 : 2024 Munster Rugby vs Ulster Rugby start:2024-06-01 18:15:00 stop:2024-06-01 22:15:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 13 : 2024 Weekly Racing at Fonda Speedway start:2024-06-01 23:30:00 stop:2024-06-02 03:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 14 : 2024 Stockholm Marathon start:2024-06-01 11:50:00 stop:2024-06-01 15:50:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 14 : 2024 Sharks vs Blue Bulls start:2024-06-01 16:10:00 stop:2024-06-01 20:10:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 14 : 2024 Team William Penn (G) vs Team Ben Franklin (G) start:2024-06-01 23:30:00 stop:2024-06-02 03:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 15 : 2024 Benetton Rugby vs Edinburgh Rugby start:2024-06-01 14:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 18:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 15 : 2024 Cardiff vs Ospreys Rugby start:2024-06-01 18:30:00 stop:2024-06-01 22:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 15 : 2024 NASCAR Weekly Racing at Jennerstown Speedway start:2024-06-01 23:50:00 stop:2024-06-02 03:50:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 16 : 2024 Spartan Nationals start:2024-06-01 14:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 18:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 16 : 2024 NASCAR Weekly Racing at Berlin Raceway start:2024-06-02 00:00:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 17 : 2024 Racing 92 vs Section Paloise start:2024-06-01 15:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 19:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 17 : 2024 Windy City Thunderbolts vs Ottawa Titans start:2024-06-02 00:00:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 18 : 2024 Freedom Futures (G) vs Constitution Futures (G) start:2024-06-01 15:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 19:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 18 : 2024 USAC Western States Midgets at Ventura Raceway start:2024-06-02 00:00:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 19 : 2024 Dwars door het Hageland (Exterioo Cycling Cup) start:2024-06-01 15:15:00 stop:2024-06-01 19:15:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 19 : 2024 Southern Maryland Blue Crabs vs Hagerstown Flying Boxcars start:2024-06-02 00:00:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 20 : 2024 Team Ben Franklin (G) vs Team Independence (G) start:2024-06-01 15:30:00 stop:2024-06-01 19:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 20 : 2024 Schaumburg Boomers vs Trois-Rivieres Aigles start:2024-06-02 00:05:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:05:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 21 : 2024 Castres Olympique vs Stade Francais start:2024-06-01 17:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 21:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 21 : 2024 Kubota High Limit Racing at Butler Motor Speedway start:2024-06-02 00:15:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:15:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 22 : 2024 Perpignan vs Union Bordeaux Begles start:2024-06-01 17:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 21:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 22 : 2024 Weekly Racing at Port Royal Speedway start:2024-06-02 00:15:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:15:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 23 : 2024 Oyonnax Rugby vs Aviron Bayonnais start:2024-06-01 17:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 21:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 23 : 2024 Steve Smith Tribute at Lincoln Speedway start:2024-06-02 00:15:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:15:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 24 : 2024 Montpellier Herault Rugby vs Lyon OU start:2024-06-01 17:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 21:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 24 : 2024 New England Knockouts vs Tri-City ValleyCats start:2024-06-02 00:30:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 25 : 2024 CAUSA FS/GR State start:2024-06-01 17:00:00 stop:2024-06-01 21:00:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 25 : 2024 Quebec Capitales vs New York Boulders start:2024-06-02 00:30:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 26 : 2024 Team Constitution (G) vs Team William Penn (G) start:2024-06-01 17:30:00 stop:2024-06-01 21:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 26 : 2024 Holly Springs Salamanders vs Greenville Yard Gnomes start:2024-06-02 00:30:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 27 : 2024 Lexington County Blowfish vs Forest City Owls start:2024-06-02 00:30:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 28 : 2024 Tri-City Chili Peppers vs Wilson Tobs start:2024-06-02 00:30:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 29 : 2024 Martinsville Mustangs vs Boone Bigfoots start:2024-06-02 00:30:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:30:00
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PPV FLO SPORTS TV 30 : 2024 Reapers Black vs Generals Blues (Varsity) start:2024-06-02 00:30:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:30:00
PPV FLO SPORTS TV 31 : 2024 York Revolution vs Long Island Ducks start:2024-06-02 00:35:00 stop:2024-06-02 04:35:00
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=== IRELAND GAAGO PACK ===
IE GAAGO FIXTURES 00: Roscommon vs Mayo // UK Sat 1 Jun 4:15pm // ET Sat 1 Jun 11:15am
IE GAAGO FIXTURES 01: Cavan vs Dublin // UK Sat 1 Jun 6:30pm // ET Sat 1 Jun 1:30pm
IE GAAGO FIXTURES 02: Offaly U20 vs Tipperary U20 // UK Sat 1 Jun 6:45pm // ET Sat 1 Jun 1:45pm
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=== AUSTRALIA STAN PACK ===
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 01 : Borussia Dortmund v Real Madrid - UEFA Champions League Final 2023/24 start:2024-06-01 19:15:04 stop:2024-06-01 22:08:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 01 : Madrid Day 3 - World Rugby Sevens Series 2023/24 start:2024-06-02 08:55:04 stop:2024-06-02 11:48:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 02 : Force v Brumbies - Super Rugby Pacific Round 15 2024 start:2024-06-01 10:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 12:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 02 : Bath v Sale - Premiership Rugby Semi Final 2023/24 start:2024-06-01 15:25:04 stop:2024-06-01 18:18:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 03 : Blues v Chiefs - Super Rugby Pacific Round 15 2024 start:2024-06-01 07:40:04 stop:2024-06-01 10:33:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 03 : Madrid Day 2 - World Rugby Sevens Series 2023/24 start:2024-06-01 10:50:04 stop:2024-06-01 13:43:24
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AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 03 : Andreeva v Stearns - Womens Singles Round 3 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 14:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 16:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 03 : SS12 Coiluna: Loelle 2 - WRC Italy Rally 2024 start:2024-06-01 17:00:08 stop:2024-06-01 19:53:28
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 04 : Courtside 2: Day 7 - Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 09:50:04 stop:2024-06-01 12:43:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 04 : Badosa v Sabalenka - Womens Singles Round 3 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 13:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 15:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 05 : De Minaur v Struff - Mens Singles Round 3 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 10:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 12:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 05 : Andreescu v Paolini - Womens Singles Round 3 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 13:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 15:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 06 : Gracheva v Begu - Womens Singles Round 3 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 10:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 12:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 06 : Bergs v Dimitrov - Mens Singles Round 3 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 13:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 15:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 07 : Koolhof/Mektic v Purcell/Thompson - Mens Doubles Round 2 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 10:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 12:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 07 : Blinkova/Rus v Eikeri/Neel - Womens Doubles Round 2 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 13:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 15:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 08 : Zheng v Avanesyan - Womens Singles Round 3 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 10:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 12:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 08 : Mihalikova/Noskova v Krejcikova/Siegemund - Womens Doubles Round 2 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 13:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 15:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 09 : Baptiste/Parks v Shibahara/Wang - Womens Doubles Round 1 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 10:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 12:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 09 : Luz/Zormann v Bopanna/Ebden - Mens Doubles Round 1 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 14:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 16:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 10 : Muhammad/Sutjiadi v Kalinina/Yastremska - Womens Doubles Round 1 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 10:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 12:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 10 : Murray/Venus v Barrere/Pouille - Mens Doubles Round 2 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 14:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 16:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 11 : Kostyuk/Ruse v Burel/Paquet - Womens Doubles Round 1 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 10:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 12:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 11 : SS10 Coiluna: Loelle 1 - WRC Italy Rally 2024 start:2024-06-01 14:00:08 stop:2024-06-01 16:53:28
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 12 : Granollers/Zeballos v ErleMiedler - Mens Doubles Round 2 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 10:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 12:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 12 : Practice: Detroit Grand Prix - INDYCAR 2024 start:2024-06-01 14:40:08 stop:2024-06-01 17:33:28
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 13 : Added/Arribage v Balaji/Reyes-Varela Martinez - Mens Doubles Round 2 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 10:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 12:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 14 : Courtside 1: Day 7 - Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 10:50:04 stop:2024-06-01 13:43:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 15 : Mertens v Rybakina - Womens Singles Round 3 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 11:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 13:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 16 : Heliovaara/Patten v Johnson/Mansouri - Mens Doubles Round 2 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 11:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 13:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 17 : Frech/Tomova v Kenin/Mattek-Sands - Womens Doubles Round 1 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 11:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 13:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 18 : Shelton v Auger-Aliassime - Mens Singles Round 3 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 12:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 14:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 19 : Hurkacz v Shapovalov - Mens Singles Round 3 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 12:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 14:53:24
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AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 20 : Carle/Parry v Bouzkova/Sorribes Tormo - Womens Doubles Round 1 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 12:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 14:53:24
AU STAN SPORT AU EVENT 21 : EscobaNedovyesov v Ram/Salisbury - Mens Doubles Round 2 Roland Garros 2024 start:2024-06-01 12:00:04 stop:2024-06-01 14:53:24
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=== UK-AUSTRALIA OPTUS PACK ===
UK-AU OPTUS 02 : Urawa Red Diamonds v Vissel Kobe start:2024-06-01 07:45:00 stop:2024-06-01 10:20:00
UK-AU OPTUS 03 : Suwon FC v Incheon start:2024-06-01 10:40:00 stop:2024-06-01 13:20:00
UK-AU OPTUS 04 : Kyoto v Cerezo start:2024-06-01 10:45:00 stop:2024-06-01 13:20:00
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=== UK DAZN PACK ===
UK DAZN UK 02 Rws somratsamee vs. Kamlaipetch ii 01th 1:43pm/Ironman european championship hamburg 02th 4:58am
UK DAZN UK 03 Queensberry vs. Matchroom 5 vs. 5 // UK Sat 1 Jun 6:58pm // ET Sat 1 Jun 1:58pm
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=== UK PDC PACK ===
UK PDC EVENT 01 2024 bet365 north american championship // UK Sat 1 Jun 6:00pm // ET Sat 1 Jun 1:00pm
UK PDC EVENT 01 2024 bet365 us darts masters day two // UK Sun 2 Jun 12:00am // ET Sat 1 Jun 7:00pm
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UK VIA PLAY 02 United Rugby Championship Cardiff ospreys // UK Sat 1 Jun 5:25pm ET Sat 1 Jun 12:25pm
UK VIA PLAY 03 United Rugby Championship Scarlets dragons // UK Sat 1 Jun 2:55pm ET Sat 1 Jun 9:55am
UK VIA PLAY 03 NHL Nhl tonight // UK Sat 1 Jun 5:30pm ET Sat 1 Jun 12:30pm
UK VIA PLAY 04 United Rugby Championship Sharks bulls // UK Sat 1 Jun 3:05pm ET Sat 1 Jun 10:05am
UK VIA PLAY 04 Nascar Toyota 200 // UK Sat 1 Jun 6:00pm ET Sat 1 Jun 1:00pm
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=== UK RUGBY PACK ===
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US TRILLER TV 02 GCW Tournament of Survival 9 // UK Sat 1 Jun 10:00pm // ET Sat 1 Jun 5:00pm
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=== USA NHL PACK ===
US NHL LIVE 01: 8pm New York Rangers at Florida Panthers

So I had a dream about an episode of SML called Jeffy’s Pony! where Jeffy asked for a pet giraffe, but Marvin said no and Jeffy starts arguing and Marvin yells at him as usual, and tells Jeffy to go to his room. Rose and Marvin were talking and Rose said Jeffy could use another pet but Marvin brought up the escaped hamster and paralyzed dog. Meanwhile Jeffy is in his room mad at Marvin and creates his own pet by saying doodle doodle pencil fart and a red horse appears with a mane and tail made out of yarn, and it says “Neiiiggghhhh!” in Harry’s old voice.
Jeffy tries to name the horse “Yarn Ass” and feeds it his green beans and keeps him in the closet. But Marvin finds it anyway and tells Jeffy he can keep it only if he promises to take care of it. Jeffy being Jeffy forgets his promise and opens the door one day and Yarn Ass is visibly rotting and zombifying and says “Make this stop” and Jeffy screams and runs to Marvin yelling Daddy theres something wrong with my gee-raffe and Marvin says he forgot to feed him and I dont remember anything after that.
Should puppet era SML go this route? Evelinka’s puppet style would be perfect for this and they already kinda did it in The Secret Door. Also I still want a Cayuga duck character on the show for some reason.

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Flash, The (2023) (MA/4K) $6.75 (MA/HD) $5
Flashdance (1983) (Vudu/4K) $6
Flight (2012) (Vudu/HD) $3.25 (iTunes/HD) $3
Fox and the Hound 2, The (2006) (MA/HD) $3.75 (GP/HD) $2.75
Freaky (2020) (MA/HD) $6
Frozen 2 (2019) (MA/4K) $4.50 (MA/HD) $4 (GP/HD) $1.75
Frozen Sing-Along Edition (2014) (MA/HD) $3.50 (GP/HD) $1.50
Fruitvale Station (2014) (Vudu/HD) $3.75
Gamer (2009) (Vudu/4K) $6.25 (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $5.50
Garfield (2004) (MA/HD) $6.50
Gattaca (1997) (MA/4K) $6.25
Gemini Man (2019) (Vudu/4K) $5.25 (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $2.25
Ghostbusters + Extended (2016) (MA/HD) $2.25
Girl with All the Gifts, The (2016) (Vudu/HD) $5
Glory (1989) (MA/4K) $6.50
Godfather Trilogy (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $14
Gone Baby Gone (2007) (Vudu/HD) $6
Good Will Hunting (1997) (Vudu/HD) $5
Gran Turismo (2023) (MA/HD) $5.50
Grease (1978), 2 (1982), Live! (2016) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $13
Great Wall (2016) (MA/HD) $2.50
Greatest Showman (2017) (MA/HD) $2
Green Book (2018) (MA/HD) $4.75
Green Knight (2021) (Vudu/4K) $5.25
Grizzly Man (2005) (Vudu/HD) $5
Groundhog Day (1993) (MA/4K) $6.50
Hacksaw Ridge (2016) (Vudu/4K) $4.25 (iTunes/4K) $3.50 (Vudu/HD) $2.25
Half Brothers (2020) (MA/HD) $5.75
Halloween (2018) (MA/4K) $6 (MA/HD) $3.75
Halloween Ends (2022) (MA/4K) $6.50 (MA/HD) $4.25
Halloween Kills (2021) (MA/4K) $6 (MA/HD) $4
Happy Death Day (2017) (MA/4K) $6.50 (MA/HD) $5.50
Happy Death Day 2U (2019) (MA/4K) $6.50 (MA/HD) $6
Harriet (2019) (MA/HD) $4.25
Hate U Give (2018) (MA/4K) $7.50 (MA/HD) $4.50
Hell or High Water (2016) (Vudu/HD) $2.25 (iTunes/4K) $3.75
Hellboy (2019) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $4.25
Highlander (1986) (Vudu/4K) $4.50
Hocus Pocus (1993) (MA/4K) $6.50 (MA/HD) $4.75 (GP/HD) $2.25
Home Alone Collection 1-2 (MA/HD) $6
Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018) (MA/4K) $6.75 (MA/HD) $5
Hotel Transylvania Collection 1-3 (MA/HD) $15
House of 1,000 Corpses (2003), Devil's Rejects (2005), 3 From Hell (2019) (Vudu/HD) $6
House of Gucci (2021) (iTunes/4K) $5
House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018) (MA/4K) $5.50 (MA/HD) $3.50
How High (2001) (MA/HD) $6.50
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) (MA/HD) $2
How to Train Your Dragon Collection 1-3 (MA/HD) $7
Howard the Duck (1986) (MA/4K) $7
Hundred-Foot Journey (2014) (MA/HD) $5.50 (GP/HD) $4
Hunger Games Collection 1-4 (Vudu/HD) $5
Hunt, The (2019) (MA/HD) $5.50
I, Tonya (2017) (MA/HD) $5
Ice Age Collection 1-5 (MA/SD) $14
Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) (MA/HD) $4.25
Ides of March (2011) (MA/HD) $5.25
Independence Day (1996) (MA/4K) $7 (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $5.25
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) (MA/HD) $6
Indiana Jones Collection 1-4 (Vudu/4K) $24 (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $20
Inside Llewyn Davis (2013) (MA/HD) $6
Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) (MA/HD) $6.50
Insidious: The Last Key (2018) (MA/HD) $5.50
Insidious: The Red Door (2023) (MA/HD) $5.25
Instant Family (2018) (Vudu/HD) $2 (iTunes/4K) $1.50
Interstellar (2014) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $5.75 (Vudu/HD) $3.75
Into the Woods (2014) (MA/HD) $4 (GP/HD) $2.25
Intruder (2019) (MA/HD) $6
Invisible Man (2020) (MA/4K) $6.25 (MA/HD) $3.75
Iron Man 1-3 (iTunes/4K) $16 (GP/HD) $7.50
Irresistible (2020) (MA/HD) $5.25
Isle of Dogs (2018) (MA/HD) $5.50
It Comes at Night (2017) (Vudu/HD) $5.50
It's a Wonderful Life (1946) (Vudu/4K) $5 (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $4.50
Jack and Jill (2011) (MA/HD) $3.50
Jack Reacher (2012) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $7
Jackie (2016) (MA/HD) (iTunes/4K) $4
Jaws (1975) Jaws 2 (1978) Jaws 3 (1983) Jaws: The Revenge (1987) (MA/HD) $15
Jay & Silent Bob Reboot (2019) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $5
Joe (2014) (Vudu/HD) $4.75
John Wick Collection 1-3 (Vudu/4K) $16 (iTunes/4K) $14.50 (Vudu/HD) $8
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $7
Jojo Rabbit (2019) (MA/4K) $7.50
Joy (2015) (MA/HD) (iTunes/4K) $5
Jumanji: Next Level (2019) & Welcome to the Jungle (2017) (MA/HD) $7
Jungle Book 2 (2003) (MA/HD) $6.50
Jurassic World Collection 1-5 (iTunes/4K) $17.50 (MA/HD) $8.50 1-6 (MA/HD) $11
Jurassic World: Dominion + Extended Cut (2022) (MA/HD) $3.75
Justice League: War World (2023) (MA/HD) $5.50
Kandahar (2023) (MA/4K) $7
Keeping Up with the Joneses (2016) (MA/HD) $3.50
Kick-Ass (2010) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $5.25
Kimi (2022) (MA/4K) $6.75
Kin (2018) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $5.50
King Kong (2005) (MA/4K) $5.50 (iTunes/4K) $3.75 (MA/HD) $3.50
Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV (2016) (MA/4K) $7 (MA/HD) $6.25
Knives Out (2019) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $5
Knocked Up (Unrated) (2007) (MA/HD) (iTunes/HD) $5.50
Kubo and the Two Strings (2016) (iTunes/HD) Ports to MA $5.50
Lady and the Tramp (1955) (MA/HD) $5.75 (GP/HD) $3.75
Last Full Measure (2020) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $5.25
Last Night in Soho (2021) (MA/4K) $6.50 (MA/HD) $5
Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) (MA/4K) $7.50 (MA/HD) $7
Lawrence of Arabia (Restored Version) (1962) (MA/HD) $5
Leon: The Professional (Extended Cut) (1994) (MA/4K) $6.75
Les Miserables (1998) (MA/HD) $6.75
Let Him Go (2020) (MA/HD) $5
Lightyear (2022) (MA/4K) $4.75 (MA/HD) $2.50 (GP/HD) $1.75
Lion King 2: Simba's Pride (1998) (MA/HD) $6.25
Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000) (MA/HD) $6.50 (GP/HD) $5
Little Mermaid III: Ariel’s Beginning (2008) (MA/HD) $6.50 (GP/HD) $5
Logan Lucky (2017) (MA/HD) $2 (iTunes/4K) $3
Long Shot (2019) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/4K) $4.25
Lost City, The (2022) (Vudu/4K) $5.50 (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $5
Love Actually (2003) (iTunes/HD) Ports to MA $5
Lovebirds (2020) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $5.25
Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile (2022) (MA/HD) $4.25
M3GAN + Unrated (2023) (MA/HD) $5.50
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012) (MA/HD) $2
Madagascar Collection 1-4 (MA/HD) $15
Magnificent Seven (2016) (Vudu/HD) $2
Maleficent (2014) (MA/4K) $5.50 (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $3 (GP/HD) $1.25
Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019) (MA/4K) $6 (iTunes/4K) $3.75 (GP/HD) $3.25
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) (MA/4K) $6.50
Mamma Mia! The Movie (2008) & Here We Go Again (2018) (MA/HD) $6.50
Man Who Invented Christmas (2017) (MA/HD) $6
Manchester by the Sea (Vudu/HD) $5.75
Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) (MA/HD) $6.50
Marksman, The (2021) (MA/HD) $5
Marlowe (2023) (MA/HD) $6.50
Martian - Extended Cut (2015) (MA/4K) $7.75 (MA/HD) $5.25
Mary Poppins Returns (2018) (MA/4K) $6.50 (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $4.50 (GP/HD) $2
Mary Queen of Scots (2018) (MA/HD) $6
Maze Runner Collection 1-3 (MA/HD) $14
Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015) (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $5.75
McFarland, USA (2015) (MA/HD) $6 (GP/HD) $4.50
Meg 2: The Trench (2023) (MA/4K) $6.50 (MA/HD) $5
Meg Collection 1-2 (MA/HD) $8
Memory (2022) (MA/HD) $4
Men (2022) (Vudu/HD) $5
Men in Black (1997) (MA/4K) $6.50
Men in Black Collection 1-3 (MA/HD) $14
Menu (2022) (MA/HD) $5.50
Mickey & Friends 10 Classic Shorts - Volume 2 (2023) (MA/HD) $6.25 (GP/HD) $5
Mickey & Minnie 10 Classic Shorts - Volume 1 (2023) (MA/HD) $5.25 (GP/HD) $3.75
Midnight Meat Train (Unrated Director's Cut) (2008) (Vudu/HD) $5
Midsommar (2019) (Vudu/HD) $5.50
Midway (2019) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $3.75
Mile 22 (2018) (iTunes/4K) $1.75
Mile 22 (2018) (Vudu/4K) $7
Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022) & Minions (2015) (MA/HD) $7.25
Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022) (MA/4K) $6.50 (MA/HD) $5
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2015) (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $2
Mission: Impossible Collection 1-6 (iTunes/4K) $20 (Vudu/HD) $18
Mission: Impossible Fallout (2018) (Vudu/4K) $2.75 (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $2.50
Moana (2016) (MA/4K) $7 (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $4.50 (GP/HD) $1.75
Molly's Game (2017) (iTunes/HD) $2
Monsters, Inc. (2001) (MA/HD) (iTunes/4K) $7
Moonfall (2022) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $4.75
Moonlight (2016) (Vudu/HD) $3.75
Moonrise Kingdom (2012) (iTunes/HD) Ports to MA $4
Morbius (2022) (MA/4K) $5 (MA/HD) $3
Mortal Kombat Legends: Cage Match (2023) (MA/4K) $6.75 (MA/HD) $5.50
Motherless Brooklyn (2019) (MA/HD) $3.50
Much Ado About Nothing (2013) (Vudu/HD) $4.25
Muppets Most Wanted (2014) (MA/HD) $5.75 (GP/HD) $4.25
Murder on The Orient Express (2017) (MA/HD) $2.50
My All American (2015) (MA/HD) $5 (iTunes/HD) $4
My Fair Lady (1964) (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $5.50
My Girl (1991) & 2 (1994) (MA/SD) $6.50
My Little Pony: The Movie (2017) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $3.50
National Lampoon's Animal House (1978) (MA/HD) $5
Natural, The (1984) (MA/4K) $6
Nebraska (2013) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $2.25
New Mutants (2020) (MA/4K) $6.75 (MA/HD) $5 (GP/HD) $3
Night at the Museum 3-Movie (MA/HD) $11.50
Night Before (2015) (MA/HD) $4.50
No Hard Feelings (2023) (MA/HD) $5.25
Non-Stop (2014) (MA/HD) (iTunes/HD) $2.75
Nope (2022) (MA/HD) $5
Nope (2022), Get Out (2017) & Us (2019) (MA/HD) $9
Northman (2022) (MA/4K) $6.75 (MA/HD) $3.75
Nun 2 (2023) (MA/HD) $6
Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) (MA/4K) $5.75 (MA/HD) $3
Old Man & The Gun (2018) (MA/HD) $6.50
Onward (2020) (MA/4K) $5.25 (MA/HD) $3.75 (GP/HD) $2
Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre (2023) (Vudu/4K) $7
Oppenheimer (2023) (MA/HD) $7
Ouija (2014) & Origin of Evil (2016) (MA/HD) (iTunes/HD) $8
Outfit (2022) (MA/HD) $7
Overboard (2016) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $5.50
Overlord (2018) (Vudu/4K) $4.50 (Vudu/HD) $2.75 (iTunes/4K) $4
Pain & Gain (2013) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $3
Passengers (2016) (MA/HD) $2.25
Paterno (2018) (iTunes/HD) $4.25 (GP/HD) $2.75
PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie (2023) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/4K) $6.50
Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank (2022) (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $5
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010) (MA/HD) $6.75
Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) (Vudu/HD) $1.75
Pet Sematary (1989) (Vudu/4K) $5.50 (iTunes/4K) $4 (Vudu/HD) $3.75
Peter Rabbit (2018) & 2 (2021) (MA/HD) $7
Philomena (2013) (Vudu/HD) $2
Pirate Fairy (2014) (MA/HD) $3.25
Pitch Perfect Collection 1-3 (MA/HD) $11
Pixar Short Films Collection, Vol. 3 (2018) (MA/HD) $5.25 (GP/HD) $3.25
Planes (2013) (MA/HD) $2.25 (GP/HD) $1.25
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/4K) $5
Planes: Fire & Rescue (2014) (MA/HD) $4 (GP/HD) $2
Planet of the Apes 1-3 (Newer) (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $10
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) (MA/HD) $5.50 (GP/HD) $3.25
Pope's Exorcist (2023) (MA/HD) $5.75
Predator (1987) (MA/HD) $3.50
Prey for the Devil (2022) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $6.50
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) (MA/HD) $6
Princess and the Frog (2009) (MA/4K) $7 (iTunes/4K) $5.50 (GP/HD) $3.25
Public Enemies (2009) (iTunes/HD) Ports to MA $6.25
Purge: Anarchy (2014) (MA/4K) $5.50 (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $4.25
Puss in Boots (2011) & The Last Wish (2022) (MA/HD) $10.50
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022) (MA/HD) $6.50
Raid Collection 1-2 (MA/HD) $11.50
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) (MA/4K) $5 (MA/HD) $4.25 (GP/HD) $1.50
Rambo Collection 1-5 (Vudu/HD) $11
Rambo Last Blood (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $2.75
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $5.50
Ratatouille (2007) (MA/HD) (iTunes/4K) $7.50
Red (2010) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $6.25
Red Violin, The (1998) (Vudu/HD) $5
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2017) (MA/4K) $6.50 (MA/HD) $3
Riddick Collection 1-3 (Unrated) (MA/HD) $13.50
Ride Along 1-2 (MA/HD) (iTunes/HD) $5
Robin Hood (2018) (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $3
Rock the Kasbah (2015) (MA/HD) $6.50
Rocketman (2019) (Vudu/4K) $4.25 (iTunes/4K) $2.50 (Vudu/HD) $2.25
Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) (MA/HD) $5.25
Ron's Gone Wrong (2021) (MA/4K) $6.75 (MA/HD) $5.25 (GP/HD) $3.50
Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken (2023) (MA/HD) $6
Saint Maud (2020) (Vudu/HD) $5.75
Santa Clause (1994), 2 (2002), 3 (2006) (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $10.50 (GP/HD) $6.50
Saw (2004) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $5.25
Saw Collection 1-7 (Vudu/HD) $9.75
Scarface (1983) (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $5
Scary Movie 3 (2003) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $4
Scary Movie Collection 1-3 (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $13.50
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $3
Scoob (2020) (MA/4K) $3
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010) (MA/4K) (iTunes/4K) $5.75 (MA/HD) $5
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015) (iTunes/HD) $2.75
Scream 5 (2022) (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $5
Scream 6 (2023) (Vudu/4K) $7 (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $6
Scream Collection 1-3 (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $13.50
Searching (2018) (MA/HD) $6.50
Secret Headquarters (2022) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/4K) $5.25
Secret Life of Pets 2 (2019) (MA/HD) $5.25
Secret Life of Pets Collection 1-2 (MA/HD) $7.25
Secret Life of Pets, The (2016) (iTunes/4K) $3.50 (MA/HD) $2.75
Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013) (MA/HD) $2
Seriously Red (2022) (Vudu/HD) $6
Shang-Chi (2021) (MA/4K) $6 (MA/HD) $4.75 (GP/HD) $2.75
Shark Tale (2000) (MA/HD) $5.25
Shrek the Third (2007) (MA/HD) $6
Sicario (2015) (Vudu/4K) $5.50 (Vudu/HD) $1.75 (iTunes/4K) $3
Sick (2023) (MA/4K) $6.75
Silent Night, Deadly Night: 3-Film Collection (1989-1991) (Vudu/HD) $5.50
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2007) (MA/HD) $6.50
Sing 2 (2021) (MA/HD) $3.75
Sing Collection 1-2 (MA/HD) $6
Singin' in the Rain (1952) (MA/4K) $5.75
Sisters (Unrated) (2015) (MA/HD) $4 (iTunes/HD) $3.25
Sleeping Beauty (1959) (MA/HD) $3.50 (GP/HD) $2.50
Slender Man (2018) (MA/HD) $5.25
Smile (2022) (Vudu/4K) $7 (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/4K) $6
Snake Eyes (2021) (Vudu/4K) $6.75 (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $4
Snatched (2017) (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $1
Snowpiercer (2013) (Vudu/HD) $5.50
Social Network (2010) (MA/4K) $6.50
Some Kind of Wonderful (1987) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $3.50
Son of a Gun (2015) (Vudu/HD) $5.50
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022) (Vudu/4K) $6 (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $4.50
Sound of Music (1965) (MA/HD) $5.50
Source Code (2011) (Vudu/4K) $5.50
Spell (2020) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/4K) $5
Spider-Man Collection 1-8 (MA/HD) $26
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) (MA/HD) $1.75
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) (MA/4K) $7.50 (MA/HD) $1.50
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018) (MA/4K) $8 (MA/HD) $5.50
Spies in Disguise (2019) (MA/HD) $3.50 (GP/HD) $2.50
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2003) (MA/HD) $4.75
Split (2017) (MA/4K) $6.25 (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $2.75
Star Trek Collection 1-3 (Vudu/HD) $8.50 (iTunes/4K) $13.50
Strange World (2022) (MA/HD) $5 (GP/HD) $4.25
Studio 666 (2022) (MA/4K) $7 (MA/HD) $6.25
Sum of All Fears, The (2002) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $5.25
Super 8 (2011) (Vudu/4K) $5.50 (Vudu/HD) $3.25 (iTunes/4K) $5
Super Mario Bros Movie (2023) (MA/4K) $7.25 (MA/HD) $5.50
Superman: Red Son (2020) (MA/HD) $3.25
Survive the Night (2020) (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $2.75
SW: Force Awakens (2015) (MA/4K) $5.25 (iTunes/4K) $3.50 (GP/HD) $1
SW: Last Jedi (2017) (MA/4K) $5.75 (iTunes/4K) $3.75 (GP/HD) $1
SW: Phantom Menace (1999) (MA/4K) $7.50 (GP/HD) $3.50
SW: Return of the Jedi (1983) (MA/4K) $7.25 (GP/HD) $3.50
SW: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) (iTunes/4K) $3.75 (GP/HD) $1.25
Talk to Me (2023) (Vudu/4K) $6.50
Tar (2022) (MA/HD) $5.75
Taxi Driver (1976) (MA/4K) $6.50
Ted (2012) (Unrated) (MA/HD) (iTunes/HD) $3.75
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) (Vudu/4K) $7.50 (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $6.50
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) (Vudu/4K) $6.50 (Vudu/HD) $3 (iTunes/4K) $2.50
Thanksgiving (2023) (MA/4K) $6.50 (MA/HD) $5.50
Theory Of Everything (2014) (iTunes/HD) Ports to MA $3.75
This Is 40 (2012) (MA/HD) $3.75
This Is The End (2013) (MA/HD) $4.50
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) (MA/4K) $6.75 (MA/HD) $3.25 (GP/HD) $2
Thor: Ragnarok (2017) (MA/4K) $7.50 (MA/HD) $3.50 (GP/HD) $1.75
Thor: The Dark World (2013) (MA/4K) $7 (iTunes/4K) $4.50 (GP/HD) $2.25
Ticket to Paradise (2022) (MA/HD) $5.75
Till (2022) (iTunes/4K) $6.50
Titanic (1997) (Vudu/4K) $6.50 (Vudu/HD) $4.75 (iTunes/4K) $6
Top Gun: Maverick (2022) (Vudu/4K) $5.50 (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $5.25
Tower Heist (2011) (iTunes/HD) Ports to MA $3.75
Training Day (2001) (MA/4K) $6
Transformers 1-5 (Vudu/4K) $25 (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $23
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023) (Vudu/4K) $7 (iTunes/4K) (Vudu/HD) $5.75
Trolls Band Together (2023) (MA/HD) $6.25
Trolls Collection 1-2 (MA/HD) $5.75
Trolls World Tour (2020) (MA/HD) $5.25
Truth Or Dare (Unrated) (2018) (MA/HD) $5
Turning Red (2022) (MA/HD) $3.75 (GP/HD) $2.50
Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $6.75
Unbroken (2014) (MA/HD) (iTunes/HD) $2.75
Uncharted (2022) (MA/4K) $5.25 (MA/HD) $3.25
Unholy, The (2021) (MA/HD) $7
Untouchables, The (1987) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $5.50
Up (2009) (MA/HD) (iTunes/4K) $7.50
Upgrade (2018) (MA/HD) $7
Upside, The (2017) (iTunes/HD) $2
Van Helsing (2004) (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $4.50
Venom (2018) (MA/4K) $6.50 (MA/HD) $3
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021) (MA/4K) $6.50 (MA/HD) $4
Victor Frankenstein (2015) (MA/HD) (iTunes/4K) $5.50
Victoria & Abdul (2017) (MA/HD) $5.25
Violent Night (2022) (MA/HD) $5.75
Voyagers (2021) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $6.25
WALL-E (2008) (MA/HD) (iTunes/4K) $7.50
War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) (MA/4K) $6.50 (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $2.75
War of the Worlds (1953) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $6.50
Waves (2019) (Vudu/HD) $5.25
Way, Way Back, The (2013) (MA/HD) $4.75
Weird Science (2008) (iTunes/HD) Ports to MA $5.75
Whale, The (2022) (Vudu/HD) $5.75
What to Expect When You're Expecting (2012) (Vudu/HD) $2
When the Game Stands Tall (2014) (MA/HD) $4.25
Where the Crawdads Sing (2022) (MA/HD) $3.75
Whiplash (2014) (MA/4K) $6.50 (MA/HD) $5.50
White Christmas (1954) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $5.50
Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance With Somebody (2022) (MA/HD) $4.75
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) (MA/4K) $6.50 (GP/HD) $4
Willow (1988) (MA/HD) $6.25 (GP/HD) $4.50
Wind River (2017) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $4.75
Wings (1927) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $4
Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002) (MA/HD) $6.25
Wizard of Lies (2017) (iTunes/HD) $4 (GP/HD) $3
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Woman King (2022) (MA/4K) $5.75 (MA/HD) $4
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X (2022) (Vudu/HD) $6.50
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The roster is made of characters that appeared on death battle and then some characters from highly requested matchups
Roster: Superman (DC Comics) Mario (Super Mario) Boba Fett (Star Wars) Spider-Man (Marvel Comics) Akuma (Street Fighter) Leonardo (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) Goku (Dragon Ball) Batman (DC Comics) Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog) Kratos (God of War) Master Chief (Halo) Samus (Metroid) Link (The Legend of Zelda) Spawn (Image Comics) Zangief (Street Fighter) Goomba & Koopa (Super Mario) Raiden (Mortal Kombat) Wonder Woman (DC Comics) Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy) Luke Skywalker (Star Wars) Pikachu (Pokémon) Felicia (Darkstalkers) Doom Slayer (Doom) Dig Dug (Dig Dug) Kirby (Kirby) Godzilla (Godzilla) Raiden (Metal Gear) Darth Vader (Star Wars) Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid) Iron Man (Marvel Comics) Charizard (Pokémon) Blastoise (Pokémon) Venusaur (Pokémon) Fox McCloud (Star Fox) Terminator (The Terminator) Gamera (Gamera) Ryu (Street Fighter) Scorpion (Mortal Kombat) Deadpool (Marvel Comics) Wolverine (Marvel Comics) Chuck Norris (Celebrity/Martial Artist) Doctor Doom (Marvel Comics) Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong) Luigi (Super Mario) Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog) Knuckles (Sonic the Hedgehog) Mega Man (Mega Man) Agumon (Digimon) Vegeta (Dragon Ball) Mewtwo (Pokémon) Ryu Hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden) M. Bison (Street Fighter) RoboCop (RoboCop) Toph (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Guts (Berserk) Lex Luthor (DC Comics) Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) Scrooge McDuck (Disney) Shovel Knight (Shovel Knight) Venom (Marvel Comics) Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat) Captain Marvel (Marvel Comics) Lucario (Pokémon) Shredder (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) Smokey Bear (Public Service Advertising) Thor (Marvel Comics) Naruto (Naruto) Ichigo (Bleach) Sephiroth (Final Fantasy) Zero (Mega Man) Metal Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog) Batman Beyond (DC Comics) Raven (Teen Titans) Black Panther (Marvel Comics) Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony) Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot) Spyro the Dragon (Spyro) Sora (Kingdom Hearts) Pit (Kid Icarus) Doctor Fate (DC Comics) Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack) Carnage (Marvel Comics) Optimus Prime (Transformers) Ultron (Marvel Comics) Thanos (Marvel Comics) Darkseid (DC Comics) Jotaro (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure) Doctor Strange (Marvel Comics) Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes) Gwen (Ben 10) Lich King (Warcraft) Yoshi (Super Mario) Princess Peach (Super Mario) Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony) The Powerpuff Girls (The Powerpuff Girls) Garfield the Cat (Garfield) King Ghidorah (Godzilla) Kazuya Mishima (Tekken) Pepsi Man (Advertising Mascot) Shazam (DC Comics) Baymax & Hiro (Big Hero 6) Toothless & Hiccup (How to Train Your Dragon) Meta Knight (Kirby) Beetle Juice (Beetlejuice) Michelangelo (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) Grovyle (Pokémon) Barbie (Barbie) Kong (King Kong) Lord Vortech (Lego Dimensions) Dracula (Castlevania) Death (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish) Stinger Flynn (Garten of BanBan) Ant-Man (Marvel Comics) Stitch (Lilo & Stitch) Rocket Raccoon (Marvel Comics) Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) Discord (My Little Pony) Frieza (Dragon Ball) Scooby-Doo & Courage the Cowardly Dog (Scooby-Doo & Courage the Cowardly Dog) Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty) The Doctor (Doctor Who) Megatron (Transformers) Galactus (Marvel Comics) Silver Surfer (Marvel Comics) Infernape (Pokémon) Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen) Phoenix (Marvel Comics) Martian Manhunter (DC Comics) Wiz & Boomstick (Death Battle) King Mickey Mouse (Disney) Po (Kung Fu Panda) Yoda (Star Wars) Steven Universe (Steven Universe) KOOL Aid Man (Advertising Mascot) Saitama (One Punch Man) Popeye (Popeye) Macho Man (Celebrity/Wrestler) Omni Man (Invincible) Heihachi Mishima (Tekken) Sun Wu Kong (Mythology/Folklore) John Wick (John Wick) Magneto (Marvel Comics) SpongeBob (SpongeBob SquarePants) Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) Silver the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) Predator (Predator) James Bond (James Bond) Harley Quinn (DC Comics) Deku (My Hero Academia) Bowser (Super Mario) Ganon (The Legend of Zelda) Dante (Devil May Cry) Bayonetta (Bayonetta) The Flash (DC Comics) Ratchet & Clank (Ratchet & Clank) Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) Tracer (Overwatch) Scout (Team Fortress 2) Hulk (Marvel Comics) Doomsday (DC Comics) Pinky Pie (My Little Pony) The Joker (DC Comics) Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog) Doctor Eggman (Sonic the Hedgehog) Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes) Tom the Cat (Tom and Jerry) Sans (Undertale) Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy’s) SCP-682 (SCP Foundation) Cuphead (Cuphead) Bendy (Bendy and the Ink Machine) Ash Ketchum (Pokémon) Gru (Despicable Me) MegaMind (Megamind) Steve (Minecraft) Ridley (Metroid) Vilgax (Ben 10) Lloyd (Ninjago) Finn & Jake (Adventure Time) Mordecai & Rigby (Regular Show) Ronald McDonald (Advertising Mascot) Zelda (The Legend of Zelda) Aquaman (DC Comics) Ben 10 (Ben 10) Green Lantern (DC Comics) Wario (Super Mario) King Dedede (Kirby) Aang (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Mechagodzilla (Godzilla) Static Shock (DC Comics) Machamp (Pokémon) Danny Phantom (Danny Phantom) Beerus (Dragon Ball) Red Hood (DC Comics) The Mask (The Mask) Black Widow (Marvel Comics) Widowmaker (Overwatch) Totodile (Pokémon)

They left me. Dear God, they left me. They really fucking left me. I’m… What, millions of miles away from home?! I’m hiding in one of the bunkers on this God-forsaken planet.. M.I.A, no reinforcements, no objective, starving, and I’ve been her for God-knows-how-long. I’m alone with those THINGS. THE DEATH TOLL IS ALWAYS CLIMBING, THE MORTALITY RATE IS ALWAYS CLIMBING. THERE ARE NO “VETERAN HELLDIVERS”, BECAUSE WE NEVER SURVIVE ONE MISSION! WE’RE NOT MEANT TO SURVIVE! Please, someone, anyone come. I didn’t ask for this, for enlistment. They promised adventure, liberation, heroism. THEY LIED! I still hear the screams, the smell of the blood, the cries of my comrades. God, I’m so sorry, Anna. I’m sorry I was enlisted before our anniversary. I’m sorry I won’t see Henry's fourth birthday. I’m so fucking sorry
The rest was completely illegible, even to Styer’s trained eyes. Maybe it was the tear stains, or the dried bloodstains that took up half the yellowed paper, but for all of him, Styer could not read the bottom half. He adjusted his white collar, and tugged at his light red tie. He had read through and destroyed tens of hundreds of these types of “traitorous” notes and transmissions, to ensure these never reach the public. The Ministry of Truth had put him, and countless others in charge of what they called “Filtering”. It was a long and arduous process that took hours, but when he moved to the small incinerator beside him to finish off the process his body had practically saved in its memory; he hesitated. This struck a chord in him, one worse than all the others had. His black eyebrows knitted together as he re-read the paper for what seemed like the fiftieth time. Well, to be fair; he was trained to skim-read through them, then throw the damn things to the incinerator, but today.. He didn’t. For one, he was glad nobody was present at his little cubicle besides himself and his still-on computer, displaying the flag of Super Earth. Any sort of hesitation was an act of high treason, and punishable by death on the spot. Normally, there would be two specialized “Eighters” keeping watch over him and the countless other “Filtration enlistees”, but there seemed to be a lapse in security. One Styer was thankful to Lady Liberty for. A cold sweat beaded on the back of Styer’s neck, as he felt the heat through the vents even as it spilled ice-cold air. He could faintly hear the sound of boots stamping on concrete, and the sound of dying engines coming from above. After two quick glances around his surroundings, and ensuring the camera was turned in the opposite direction of him, Styer quickly stuffed the note in his coat pocket, almost fully concealing the small paper.
Mars Docking Bay September 27th, 2184, 1200 Hours.
The brisk winds of the Red Planet hit Uzi like the most welcoming sucker punch as the VTOL’s ramp dropped, especially after the “training” that was Hellmire. Just thinking of that planet sent a chill down the worker’s spine. God, she wanted to never return to that planet. Those bug things, and that absolutely fucking horrible smell would surely haunt her dreams for months to come. The docking bay was a breath of fresh air, both literally and figuratively. It was the first time Uzi had seen this many living humans. People were pushing carts full of equipment, Helldivers were being saluted, and soft jazz played from the speakers overhead. Wait, was that… Cantina Band? Uzi could’ve sworn that it was Star Wars music playing, but it had a different rhythm. Uzi grabbed at her hair slightly, slightly frowning at the feeling of a small Super Earth pin on the fabric as she walked down the ramp along with the seasoned Helldiver and the rest of the drones. The Sergeant had taken the beanie and stuck a pin on it, due to it being “Important for patriotic duties.” The moment the group stepped a single foot on the ground level of the dock, they were met with suspicious, almost angered glances from almost everyone besides Andrew, who guided the confused drones throughout the mass of humans. Some were in blue and black work uniforms, others in black and golden armor, but without Helldiver helmets, keenly watching the people and putting up posters glorifying Super Earth and the Helldivers. Andrew had no need to push past the people, for they made way for him, as if the Helldiver was some Royal. “This,” He began, turning around to the drones and throwing his hands up, walking backwards with seemingly no care at all. “Is how us Helldivers are treated. We’re basically the guardians of all things Liberty, so they owe everything to us. I hope you all know how to act rich, because I sure as hell don’t.” Turning back around, the Sergeant picked up speed, albeit slightly. The sound of a car engine humming was barely heard through the constant noise and the sounds of ships docking and taking off, but the humming got louder the more they proceeded to the other side of the dockyard.
After what seemed like a century of walking, they finally were graced by a flight of stairs, and an armored car that looked more like an APC than a regular transport vehicle. Uzi took a deep breath, trying to steady her breathing as she tried to will away all of the possibilities that were going fifty-over in her CPU. She turned to J, the two normally sworn enemies sharing nervous glances as they all proceeded down the marble stairs. V’s hand brushed against the freezing gold railing in the middle of the stairwell as she tried to push yesterday’s incident out of her mind. Yet for all her efforts, it would not stop replaying in her head, as if it was her only core memory set to replay.“Alright, get your asses on the Freedom Brick, as I call it.” Andrew broke the silence the moment they had finished descending, gesturing to the open back doors. J gulped as she stepped in, taking the rear velvet-colored seat. They were oddly comfortable for an APC, and there was even a walnut armrest to the left of her. She was soon followed by Rex clamoring into the front seat, then Uzi in the back with the other three. The two drones made a short, yet incredibly spiteful bout of glares before Uzi took her seat at the front.
Then came N and V, the two taking opposite seats. Uzi blinked hard, her body shaking ever so slightly as the worker tried to piece everything together. It had all happened so quickly; it seemed blurry. God, Uzi was getting a migraine just trying to piece it all together. Uzi rubbed the ache between her optics as best she could as the doors slammed shut, making her and some of the other drones jump as the APC took off. Her mind wandered off, thinking of Copper-9.

She wouldn’t say it was simpler times back then; it was far from a happy life, much less a simple one. Her thoughts wandered to her father, to Doll, the prom incident, and meeting that space girl. What was her name…? Tessa? Uzi was far too stressed, tired, and on edge to remember. Every jolt of the car, every bump in the road, and the faint radio playing were all multiplied by twenty. Trying to ignore the constant thudding in her heart, Uzi pressed three fingers to the side of her visor, turning on her playlist yet again. She began to slightly sway her head to the music, lulling her head back and trying to will her body to relax into her seat. Uzi forced an exhale as she listened to the song’s somber melody, tapping the outside of her thigh to the rhythm.
*Underneath the bridge, tarp has sprung a leak… And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets… And I'm livin’ off of grass, and the drippings from my ceiling… It’s okay to eat fish, cuz’ they don’t have any feelings….*Every time the worker was just about to be lured into unconsciousness, the car's constant jolting would startle her at least half-awake. For all of their constant speak of Liberty and paradise, one would think they would be able to flatten out their damn roads.

Something in the way… hmmm-mmm… Something in the way, yeah. Mmmm-hmmm…

Uzi rarely got much of any sleep at all due to the newfound burning discomfort of the seats, and the constant screeching of the bugs, the gunfire… The corpses. Uzi shook her head, leaning her elbows on her knees as best she could, trying to once again will away the gnawing feeling of dread that accompanied thinking of Hellmire. It was practically three hundred thousand degrees down there. Well, Uzi didn't know the exact temperature, but it sure as hell felt like it. The way sweat streamed down her visor like she had just sucked in all of Niagara Falls’ water, and it was now all spilling out was incredibly exhausting. Uzi was just about to let out a groan and toss in her seat when the vehicle came to a halt. J and V were fast asleep in their seats, their arms slumped on the armrest in a position that would no doubt give them both one helluva cramp, and their bodies were relaxed in the faux leather. Edge, meet Uzi. Yeah, the worker was on edge, in a major way. Thousands of questions and scenarios swarmed her mind like thousands of maggots designed to chip away at sanity instead of bodies. By one-thirty, the APC had come to a halt by some sort of security checkpoint. Uzi didn’t know, she couldn’t see half of anything from her seat. But she could see just enough to make out what it was by slightly stretching up and looking over her shoulder through the small window behind her seat. Preventing the APC from going much further than five feet was a dual boom gate, controlled by an operator cabin on each side, the white yellow and blue lights slowly blinking as if they had run out of battery. In front of the two cabins were two soldiers. They were heavily armored, but Uzi couldn’t quite see the weapons they carried, but it was safe to assume they were just as big as their wielders. Juggernauts, that was for one. Both in mass and in height. They looked like they could squash N on a rainy day. The two soldiers stood at perfect attention, not moving a muscle; as if they were toys yet to turn on.

The checkpoint was guarding what looked to be a tunnel going under Mars' surface, but there were no lights illuminating the passway. At least, no lights Uzi had seen. The checkpoint itself was a muted, yet oddly clean darkish-blue. The two operating cabins' front-facing windows were tinted to the point of complete invisibility. Uzi felt an ice-cold fear slither down her spine like a snake slithering towards its prey as one of the soldiers marched towards the driver's window. It was almost robotic, almost preprogrammed. They exchanged words that Uzi could barely hear at all. But just as the soldier began to march back to his post, the drone could've sworn they had looked dead in her eyes for a split second too long. Even through the gas masks that made their eyes look like two voids, Uzi could tell. That pair of eyes burned into her very soul for a second too long. Another cold chill ran its way down her spine, and everything seemed to get colder. The APC once again accelerated, almost throwing Uzi out of her seat and forcing Uzi to turn back around as the armored vehicle slowly passed over the once-guarded tunnel, the boom guards raising up just enough for the APC to pass over it. They entered the underground entrance just as hundreds of overhead lights clicked on almost instantly, its silent hum quickly overtaken by the echo of tires on pavement as the APC picked up speed. A mix of fear and excitement coursed through Uzi's veins as the APC sped down the long tunnel. The music that was once playing smoothly was now choppy, stuttering and buffering to the point of unintelligibility, and was accompanied with occasional static. The electric guitar riffs that now came off as nails on a chalkboard, drums that sounded like guns being fired right next to her auditory receptors, and vocals were now almost ear-piercingly distorted to the point of Uzi barely being able to make out the most of the lyrics.

I must'a died alone… A long, long time ago… You're face… To face… With the man who sold the world…

Okay, now this was beginning to get on her nerves. Uzi irritatedly turned off the music, playing with her fingers as the seconds ticked by. Excitement was soon overtaken by fear as the teen tensed. As much as she tried to push out the fear, or at least trap it in a secluded corner of her mind, the primal emotion always seemed to seep out like small tendrils bending the bars of its imprisonment, waiting for the perfect hour to break through any and all defenses and overwhelm the young drone as quickly and devastatingly as a cyclone. Minutes drained into hours as the APC finally came to a stop. Just a couple seconds after, the back doors flew open, and the four drones were roughly grabbed and thrown out of the APC by four different juggernauts. The next thing the worker knew, she, along with the rest of the drones were being pinned down by some sort of metal dog that bared its sharp teeth at her, saliva dripping from its mouth and bubbling at the rims. Though Uzi wasn't able to see their weapons earlier, even through her pained and swimming vision from landing back-first on titanium flooring, she could just make out the small flames that sprouted from the nozzle of their weapons. Her heart hammered in her chest as she frantically turned her head to V, now wide awake and panicked. She was trying to squirm out of the hold of the hound, but the more she squirmed, the more it barked and snapped its jaws at her, making V lean into the titanium flooring as best she could, trying to create some distance between those razor-sharp teeth and her head.

In the corner of her eye, J spotted Andrew. He circled around them almost casually, as if determining what to say. J’s body shook with anger, but she held her tongue. The last time she had done something like this, it ended with a splitting headache on her end. “Don't worry, they're not gonna kill you. You're gonna be taken in for questioning, then you'll be trained as Helldivers.” He explained. Even still, that didn't serve to calm the four drones much, if at all. “If it helps any, I really didn't know this was going to happen. Only learned; like… A couple hours ago. Alright, goodnight.”

Each of the four drones felt a sharp pain in their neck, then their vision slowly darkened, and the pain numbed. The last thing they saw was those hounds, as bloodthirsty and animalistic as ever, saliva still dripping from their mouths and onto the drones’ clothes. Then nothing.

Mars under Super Earth Control, 1500 Hours, September 27th, 2184.

When J came to, darkness surrounded her. It was almost peaceful. Peace. That was something J had never felt at all. She never remembered feeling at peace…. Well, ever. This was new, unnerving even. Hell, the drone was half-tempted to think they had killed her. A sudden, and bright white light shining directly in her face proved her wrong, making the drone wince and shut one eye; instinctively moving her head to the left in a futile attempt to shield her optics from the light that blinded the Apostle Paul. She leaned back, and cold metal pressed against her, sending a chill of equally as cold fear down her spine. Her optics hollowed, questions and possibilities running through her mind at thousands of miles an hour. Cotton brushed against her arms and back, loosely so. Her heart rate skyrocketed, and she felt lightheaded the more she looked down at the ceil blue gown she was in. Was she in a hospital gown?
Then the pain came. It was a searing, slow-building pain that started off as a dull sensation, and grew into a white-hot, burning, stinging agony. It started at her torso, then spread throughout her body like a cancer. J’s chest tightened, and she struggled to take a breath she was damn sure she had no need for.

“Apologies for the pain, and what we had to do to you.”

‘ What did they do to me?! ’ A primal fear caused J’s body to shake as her CPU tried to bridge the gaps. Tens of thousands of possibilities; each worse than the last, ran through J’s systems like a flood of patrons on Black Friday. She squirmed on her seat as the light died down, black and red splotches dancing across her vision. The light itself did not illuminate much of the room, and J’s night vision wasn't doing much either, surprisingly.
NIGHT VISION NUMBED.

‘ Oh. Oh fuck. ’

The more the murder drone squirmed, the more the cuffs dug into her wrists. Trying to ignore the pain as best she could, J wiggled her arms, trying to dislocate any of the two limbs. Almost like being struck by a bullet, a searing volt of electricity shot through her systems, making her cry in agony, her optics completely whitening as she slumped over on the table, the prickling sensation akin to a million needles pricking her casing. J’s every breath was shaky and erratic as she struggled to straighten up. The former torrent of anger, rage and fear was completely consumed by one emotion. An ice-cold, primal dread.

“Like I said before, please excuse the pain. We had to make sure you weren't an Automaton. You don't look the part, certainly. But we had to make sure.” The voice coming from the other side of the darkened silver table was a smooth, honeyed, masculine voice Lucifer probably used to deceive Adam and Eve. “Your functioning, systems… Your inner workings are unlike anything our top scientists have ever seen before.”

J had no idea if that was a compliment, or an insult. The very distant sounds of a certain gruff voice shouting was faintly heard by J, getting closer and closer.

“So, let's cut to the chase, shall we? You are from… 3071, correct?”

“Correct.” J replied, a sense of uneasiness in her voice as her brows pulled together.

“We already know what you are. A Disassembly Drone, purposed to eliminate Worker Drones and construct spires out of their corpses. Reminds me of Dead Space, really. Our technicians did some prodding in your systems, and… The results have been passed up to High Command. Not much has been… Publicized, about your kind.” He said. The ranting and shouting grew closer, yet closer as the interrogator pressed on. “What brought you here?”

“I don't…. Know myself. I nodded off while on a ship, and… I wake up on another.” J spared the details of the exact ship she was in. J’s mind rushed over to Tessa, and an anxiety crept down her back. That was practically the only friend she'd ever had, like Hell these motherfuckers would track her down.

“What ship?” He asked.

A dead silence, only broken by the shouting in the distance, still growing closer and more audible.

“ What ship? ” He pressed.

Before J could even answer, the interrogation door flew open, revealing a very pissed off Rex. He stormed into the interrogation room, and began ranting once more about the “procedure” J and the other drones had gone under involuntarily.

“Sergeant Andrew, calm down.” The interrogator said, trying to calm the Helldiver as he pressed on.

“Calm down?! You're telling me to calm down when you people just fucking… Cut the four of them open?” The Welshman shouted, pointing to J. “If they were Automatons, I would've blown their brains out by now.”

“We do not know what they are, and their capabilities will give us an edge over our enemies. Even a source of how they change weapons somehow will help us dramatically . The wings, the missile launchers. Hell, the regenerative capabilities If we can… Replicate what they have,” He reasoned, pointing to J, only a half of his hand peeking into the light. “We would have a completely unimaginable boost. Our scientists have extracted what they need, but I must do my job. Now, leave so I can extract the proper information from this drone.”

“I'll tell you how you can help yourself, you can cease all study of my recruits, and return them to my sole custody, or I will shove my boot so far up your ass that it'll nudge your microscopic brain, and maybe promote some damn growth.” Andrew snarled in reply.

“They're yours?” The interrogator asked, surprise evident in his voice. That calm and collected voice was completely overtaken by surprise.

“Oh, no shit. I wouldn't have given a damn if they weren't.”

J felt like she was in the middle of a custody dispute.

“In that case…” The cuffs on J loosened, slowly but surely. In a couple seconds, it popped off, as well as a sort of shock collar on her neck, clattering to the floor harmlessly. “Under policy, we are not to question Helldiver recruits. You may proceed to training.” J breathed the largest sigh of relief at those words. But when the drone got up, her legs buckled, and it took all of her willpower not to fall over flat on her face. Without even thinking, J outstretched her arm, slinging it over Andrew’s shoulder. The Helldiver didn't resist, instead helping the beleaguered drone out of the room.
Mars under Super Earth Control, 1800 Hours, September 27th, 2184.

The first thing that has struck them all was the sheer scale of the large underground facility. Cool winds washed over the group as they entered through the large, reinforced doors, clad in Helldiver armor, but missing their helmets. The facility was massive, with sprawling training grounds that seemed to stretch on forever. Just a short walk away was an obstacle course, with towering walls, rope climbs, and muddy trenches. Above them were what looked to be machine guns stationed across the trench lines.

They weren't live… Were they?

Just overhead, the Super Earth anthem’s instrumental version softly played on the speakers. Groups of trainees were already present, some giving confused glances at the drones. Some of them were running through exercises, the stamping of boots on concrete filling the air. Andrew… He was quite literally shaking with elation, as if he was an excited toddler on Christmas morning. They were all quickly pushed off to the central area, filled with obstacle courses, muddy trenches, rope climbs, and different rooms with monitors plastered with the flag of Super Earth, news outlets faintly detailing the latest happenings of the “ Special Military Operation ” currently going on, several different planets flashing across the screen. At those words, a cold fear slithered down all four drones’ spines. They regarded the shit they saw, what they had to do… As a special military operation? A simple skirmish?
Standing there was a stern, sharp-featured face, a scar running down his left cheek. He was clad in Helldiver armor, but he had medals adorned on his left breastplate, and he also was without his helmet. When he laid eyes on Andrew, his eyes momentarily softened, as if he had come across an old friend, but it vanished like a vapor in the wind. In a flash, he brought his left arm upward, saluting the drones and Andrew. The Welshman salutes just as quickly as the man, but the drones took a couple extra seconds to reply. His eyes fell to Uzi, who was nervously glancing around, twirling a strand of her dull purple hair with her index finger.

“You.” His voice boomed, causing the startled worker to look up at the man, his cold and calculating eyes sending a chill down her spine. “One step foward. March !”
Without any of her usual backsass, Uzi took one step forward, not daring to move a muscle after that.

“Feet closer. Hands to your sides. Head up. Stern. No emotion.” He commanded, watching the teen's quite horrible attention stance, which was quickly straightened up as best as possible. Though the man wouldn't admit it out loud, it was… Rather impressive, for a first-timer. He nodded a nod that even Andrew barely noticed before stepping forward, analyzing each of the drones, now standing at attention, trying to mimic Uzi's stance as best as possible. He slowly walked up and down, his eyes never leaving each of the five. “Sergeant, these are yours, correct?” He asked, quietly chuckling after Andrew nodded. He nodded once more, this time more noticeable. “I see Hellmire has taken them to shape. I can see why you see something in them.”

The man spoke to Andrew like he was an old friend, a warm edge to his voice, despite his outward appearance. “Alright then. Let's see if you are what you seem. I am General Brasch, and I will be your drill sergeant, and your guide to joining the Galaxy's most elite peacekeeping force.” He introduced. “Now, I have far better things to do than teach recruits, but I will make an exception, in this case. Now, each of you, drop down. I want ninety, right this instant. Let's see if you're really up for being a Helldiver.” His voice lost that warmness, quickly replaced by that cold edge from earlier. “Then after this, you are to run the obstacle courses after doing ninety more sit-ups, and navigate through the trench within thirty minutes.” He said, holding up a small digital timer.

The oil in each drones’ veins froze at that statement. Thirty fucking minutes?! ‘That's impossible.’ J thought, staring at the general with widened and hollowed optics.

A dead silence, as if time had frozen at his words.

“Now, ‘fore I bump it up to one-hundred!” He barked. If anything, his order sounded more of like a pitbull barking than a human shouting. Far worse than the generic drill sergeant they had naively expected. Brasch nodded to Andrew, prompting a nod from the younger Helldiver as he walked off, the General watching the drones drop down and begin to do the push-ups.

“One.”

“Two.”

“Three.”

“Four.”

“Five.”

Brasch counted loudly, his counting only serving to heighten the four drones’ stress. Sweat beaded on J’s visor as she cleared her thirtieth push-up.

“After this segment of exercise, you will be each handed a schedule paper detailing your new workday. I suggest you get used to it, and quickly.” He said, his voice growing colder and colder by the minute.
It was times like these where Uzi had the sudden wish to go back to Copper-9. Back home, to her dad's horrible parenting, and rants about Nightcore. Hell, she'd be glad if she had to put up with Lizzy of all people, again! After a couple grueling minutes, they had all finished. Though they were all far from completely tired, the constant exercise had made their muscles ache. It was a dull ache at best, however. But Brasch gave them no time to rest.

“Back down, ninety-five sit-ups.” Even when he didn't raise his voice, he still sounded intimidating. Without question, the drones obeyed, trying their best to ignore the General's loud counting that did nothing to soothe their fears.

Wait, didn’t he say ninety beforehand?

“Dive, dive, dive! You straighten up, you get fucked up! Keep your heads down!” Brasch’s shouting was barely heard over the auditory receptor-piercing sound of gunfire. ‘ Holy shit, they were fuckin' live! ’ Uzi’s dull purple hair was matted with mud as she crawled through the mud-filled trench, occasionally freezing when a bullet almost grazed her. Her eyes snapped shut, and her muscles ached and cried for respite. The once reasonably-lightweight Helldiver armor had become an anvil strapped to her body. The other drones fared just as, if not worse than Uzi. Bullet whizzed by them as they slowly and painstakingly crawled through the mud. Her holstered rifle brushed against the mud, adding to the weight she had to carry. Even through the fatigue, the teen pushed on, the bullets flying by her constantly reminding her of what would happen should she dare to stop for one second.

“Jesus fuckin' Christ, what the hell?!” J screamed, her hands flying to her head as a bullet zoomed past her, barely missing her head, her body stiffening for a second before the murder drone forced it to resume crawling, this time much faster. “Is he trying to kill us or something?!” The words came out in panicky bursts as the drones scrambled like rats in a race across the trench, caked in mud. The dark brown gloop obscured V’s vision to the point of being unable to see five feet ahead of her. The murder drone ground her teeth and forced herself to press on, albeit nervously and clumsily.

“Come on, go, go, go! The enemy will not wait for you to get your shit together! Move your asses!” Brasch shouted over the chaos. He stood a safe distance away from the chaos, hands tucked behind his waist, but he kept those cold dark-gray orbs on the drones, analyzing their every move and imperfection.
Midway through the already arduous climb, the scorching heat was replacing with a biting cold that even Copper-9’s climate could not even hold a candle to. Uzi felt like she’d completely freeze, even if she moved. But the end was in sight, thankfully. Each of the four drones scrambled up the rope, mantling up the ledge and doubling over in complete exhaustion. There was a whole other segment just a walk away, but their bodies would no longer heed their orders to move. Each of the recruit’s breaths came out in shaky gasps as V was suddenly pulled up. It was another Helldiver recruit. “Up you get.” He said, his voice youthful yet stern, much like Andrew’s.

“Corporal Michaels, you are to guide the recruits through the minefield and guide them through engagement with the Automatons.” Brasch shouted from below. Damn he had a loud voice. The platform itself was… Substantially high up, for lack of a better term. None of the four recruits wanted to look down, though. Uzi’s hands shook at the thought crossing her mind, her hand brushing on the railing to her left.
“Sir, yes sir!” He shouted back without missing a beat before turning to the exhausted recruits, most of which now back on their feet. “I'd watch where you all put your feet. Oh, and don't look down.” He warned, before gesturing to the minefield. It was intricately laid out, like a series of dominoes waiting to fall. He walked up to the field, stopping short when he came to the end of the small ramp going down into the hazardous grounds, waiting for the other drones to come along. He stood as still as a statue, the lights above casting a glare on his pitch-black helmet. After a second’s worth of reluctance, the drones exhaustedly staggered forward, stopping beside the corporal Helldiver, staring down the narrow, yet spacious passageway. “Normally you won’t be given this time to survey, but look around you. Any way to bypass these mines, you use it.” He explained, his voice monotone and body unmoving, as if he had said this millions of times before. “However, you are to never use your fellow diver as a meat shield. That is a complete disgrace to everything we stand for as Helldivers.” His voice grew into a cold disdain, as if those who did that were roaches that needed to be exterminated. “Worst comes to worst; and you die, you die. It happens.” He continued, the sheer callousness in his voice sending chills down the four recruits’ spines. “Once again, look for ways to bypass these mines. I really don’t want to have to see another batch implode again.”

And with that, they began. Almost instantly, V drew her rifle, firing thrice. The three mines in the middle detonated, taking three more with it in the process, clearing the path for the first segment of mines. Michaels slowly clapped as they pressed on, clearing the mines with surprising efficiency. This was generally the first time Uzi had held an actual rifle in her hands. The only “rifle” she had ever held was her railgun. The weapon felt good in her hands, and when she fired it at the mines, the recoil was surprisingly minimal. Uzi’s lips curled into a shadow of a smirk. Oh, hell yes.
“Good, you’re not mashed potatoes. Now let's see how you fare against this.” He said, swiping on the small screen on his wrist. Almost the second after Michaels stopped swiping, five robots were elevated to the surface. “These are Automatons. You kill them.” Three were just their height, two equipped with rifles and one a rocket launcher. The other two were far bigger, their spine and head glowing a fire orange. Instead of arms, they had chainsaws, and long, curving spikes adorned their backs. They were certainly not drones, that was for sure. They looked like humanoid endoskeletons, and their eyes were two glowing orbs of red, as if it had been extracted from the fires of Hell itself. The moment they had laid eyes on the recruit Helldivers, the two big ones charged forward, while the three smaller bots raised their rifles and launchers.

“What the hell are those things?!” V shouted, raising her rifle and firing, striking the bigger bots God-knows-how-many-times. Even though it was practically riddled with bullet holes, it charged forward at V and J, a high pitched manic laughter crawling up from it's voice box as it's chainsaws revved. Both drones’ mouths fell open, but no sound came out. They squeezed the trigger, not even bothering to let go as N and Uzi dispatched the other three bots. The small teen’s bullets made contact with the smaller Automations, oil splattering out of their bodies as they were peppered by Liberator bullets. Uzi watched as the Automatons fell, the glow dissipating, leaving only blackness in their eyes. It felt… Exhilarating. A fresh adrenaline rush that almost overwhelmed her. With the smaller ones gone, she and N turned their focus to V and J. J barely dodged one of the swipes from the bigger Automaton, a surprised yelp slipping from her lips as she ducked. The chainsaw barely missed her, slicing a couple strands of her silver hair clean off. A kick took the murder drone completely off guard, sending the drone staggering back. Her back pressed on the rail, before she flipped over, her hand instinctively grabbing onto the rail, holding on for dear life as she dangled off the edge.
Another swipe forced the Helldiver-in-training to swing leftward, creating enough momentum to propel herself upwards, flipping herself over the Automaton, and towards the railing. She landed with catlike grace, landing in a perched position, despite her peglegs. She dodged yet another combination of chainsaw attacks, jumping back, and to the left, back onto solid ground, almost bumping into Uzi. J breathed a sigh of relief after her feet (or lack thereof) made contact with the floor, her heart rate still going one-million per second, even though the short worker was now giving her a short-lived but intense glare.

“Watch where you're going, will you?” She snapped.

But there was no time to rest. Another swipe forced J to lean backwards, the blades barely grazing her armor as her sidearm flung out of its holster. She fired blindly at the Automaton’s torso, the chainsaw-bot finally falling over, dead.

“J, down!” Uzi shouted. Almost instinctively, J threw herself downward as another shot rang out. The Automaton behind her was now without its head, small flames belching out of where the head used to be as it leaned sideways, tumbling down the platform and landing below with a sickening thud . Uzi raised her weapon, admiring the smoke that came out of the barrel. “Y’know, I had half the mind to shoot you both.” She remarked, her head craning to the side, her smirk now more noticeable. She holstered her pistol, turning back around to Michaels for approval, her breaths heavy, just like the others, but her smirk still as present as ever. Each of the recruits’ bodies ached and begged for respite. N felt lightheaded, and had to brace himself on the railing. He ran a hand through his hair, heavily sighing. Michaels was leaning on the railing, arms crossed, as if unimpressed. Uzi's face fell.

But Uzi had a feeling he was, though.
“Haven't seen a show like that since… Well, ever.” He congratulated. “Next up is bayonet and Hand-to-hand training. Enemy won't give you a shit's worth a’ rest, so we're not giving you it either. Brasch and I will keep watch, and make sure you all don't hurt yourselves too much. But, you have made Super Earth proud thus far. Keep this up, and you'll make great additions to the Helldiver Corps. Down we go." The platform slowly began to move downward, past the corpse of the Automaton, which was now sporadically twitching. Brasch himself was nowhere to be found, as the platform descended further downward into the training facility.
Author's Ramblings: Shit, bootcamp really is fucking our drones up! But they will come out stronger, better, and more PATRIOTIC! FOR SUPER EARTH!
This message has been approved by the Ministry of Truth. Glory to Super Earth.

Well ...... at first I was hearing that the MC was bad, as in fully automated perpetual robots as bottomless big devils, and simply curious about how bad he can be, you know, when mention to the villainous MC Gu Yue Fang Yuan must be on the list. In fact, after finishing the book (not really finished, after all, the end is far away), my feelings are summed up as - very moved. This is not only from the plot or characters in the book, but also from the author himself. I'm typing off the top of my head, and what I think and say might be a bit messy, and there's a lot of glass bead nonsense. Just personal opinion, mainly for the character of Gu Yue Fang Yuan. If mentioned to the plot itself, then it will be too much ...... In addition to containing an understanding of the role of the plot, there are a lot of the author's own intention of some ideas (after feeling the author's sentiment and effort, the book must contain a lot of the author's philosophy, out of this point want to try to understand the author's intention).
As Fang Yuan's perseverance and determination are all clichés, after all that his perseverance and determination are very intuitively demonstrated in this book, so I will mainly talk about the ‘love’ part.
The character of Fang Yuan is so surprising, in the past I would always be attracted to characters that are broken and full of regrets and even resentment, but I never thought I would like someone who is complete and whole. Yes, my view of Gu Yue Fang Yuan is: in the group of humans he is terrible, but as an individual human, he is perfect. He's logically self-contained and closed, with no flaws in his personality, and nothing from the outside world can shake him.
At that time to see Fang Yuan has reach the top of the world and when he do business with other clans the conditions he give are especially loose and give benefit many more times, not to mention the characters in the book suspect that he is playing another ghost idea, even I this God's perspective readers will also think so. He has been fighting all the way to snatch, bully and kill and this almost become his habit, and now after become the top of the Gu world suddenly he start to do really fair deals, so twisted, you really is the Fang Yuan? Aren't you supposed to bullying weak? Now that you've become the strongest, shouldn't you bully the weak even more? Go directly rob ah!
Now I look back and realize that what has changed is actually my mindset as a reader, all the way to see how he schemes others how he kills people and does so many bad things that I've almost forgotten who he is. He has always been Gu Yue Fang Yuan, too complete and too logical self-consistent a real person. In the length of six or seven million words he did not grow or change a bit, I should say that this guy does not need to grow, does not need to get any from the outside world, the outside world will not affect him in any way, even if his feet stand on the earth, he is floating. From the all beginning, he is complete.
Of course when I say that he is closed and does not grow, I don't mean that he is cut off from his emotions and does not respond to the outside world, or that he doesn't learn from his experiences, both successes and failures, but rather his personality, which doesn't need to grow, no longer needs to be nourished by experience. Even when he is firmly on the path to immortality, he is still full of emotion, and reacts with normal emotions to what happens in the outside world, but these emotions come from the ‘inside’ and are not really connected to the outside world, and therefore he is also apathetic.
For example, if a person who is in a lot of pain and suffering is saved by someone who is as warm as the sun, and because the warmth of the sun heals his inner wounds, he also wants to move closer to that sun-like person, and his personality begins to change to a more sound one, this is the kind of ‘growth’ that I am referring to. This kind of growth is what Fang Yuan doesn't need. Because his personality was already complete, he knew too well what he was and what he wanted, and did not need to think or change or be understood by others.
Because of the complete self-referential closure, Fang Yuan in the second life would not and could not make a real connection with people. Why called it second life, because there is still the first life, and in the early part of his first life he had not yet reached the level of closure to really put on the mask on, which by the way leads me to think that the structure of Fang Yuan's character is a sphere divided into layers, and that the pursuit for immortality is just a shell that is set on the outermost layer.
To mention a sort of obscure comparison between Xie Han Mo and Shang Xin Ci, XHM was able to get inside his heart in his last life, allowing him to have a real connection with XHM that he still retains even in his second life, so it can be said that XHM got inside his personality, but SXC didn't. Instead, SXC and XHM happen to be two very similar characters, with passion and gentleness and kindness and courage, and they even both have similar lines, both have said things that can see into the depths of Fang Yuan's heart, and both believe that Fang Yuan is essentially a good person.
Although I've seen a lot of people say that SXC is just a love brain rotted who was fooled by Fang Yuan so she foolishly thought he was a good person, and in the mid to late stages even though she knew that Fang Yuan was a murderous devil doing bad things everywhere, SXC still firmly believed that Fang Yuan was not inherently evil, and was just like the XHM in his previous life: sadness, helplessness, fatigue and so on, hidden in the depths of his heart.
Actually, when you look at it in conjunction with many details of the whole text, you will find that the author is not simply setting up a love brain, that she has a silly love brain so that she made a wrong and ridiculous judgement about Fang Yuan, but rather, people like Xie Han Mo or Shang Xin Ci who are equivalent to the existence of true goodness in Gu world are indeed able to see through his heart, just like when XHM said that "Fang Yuan, you're a good person", and playfully winked at him so that he would look at him in a daze (which is a true performance of hitting the heart straight on).
That little girl in Qing Mao mountain who inadvertently bumped into Fang Yuan, was not a threat to him, and did not exist to block his path to eternality, and did not need to snatch anything from her, even though it was not necessary for him, he still stopped the father who wanted to beat the little girl, and gave her a small consolation, and also the little fox fairy, because of the simplicity of the earth spirit, after recognizing the master she would be absolutely his own person, and would not get in his way, and Fang Yuan had always been gentle with the little fox fairy, as well. As long as he was free he would also respond to the little fox's pampering, and not only the little fox, like the duck earth spirit formed by Liu Qing Yu, quacking noisily and telling Fang Yuan about how he miss him, Fang Yuan would also give comfort to him, these tenderness were quite unnecessary, the earth spirit as long as they claimed the master even if you were mean to them, due to their own nature they would still work well and do their job properly, but Fang Yuan still showed his tender side, that because this was his true nature, his true nature could only be revealed at such times and occasions.
His behavior in the three circle of life is the more obvious evidence, when temporarily erased his memory, with external force to suppress his pursuit of eternal life, he will become similar to the last life just came to the Gu world of the gentle, kind and courageous Gu Yue Fang Yuan, his qualities are enough to make his nemesis Shu family young master convinced, even if the second script is a demon dominated by hatred, he still has love in his heart, will be in pain and will be lost as long as no obsession of eternal life. He is obviously a good person whose moral standard exceeds that of many people, but his obsession is something that cannot be forgotten or wiped clean, and when he finally can't suppress his obsession, those experiences will be transformed into a mockery: it's all just boring, meaningless stuff! (Even though many people who have seen this episode still think that he is just a brute with no positive feelings, but I think it's already explicitly written here, what kind of person would he be if he didn't have the obsession of immortality, even if he was given a script where his whole family was wiped out to become an avenger, and his whole body was flooded with hatred, and even though it's such a miserable life didn't make him completely bad, he still feels pain and confused and tangled up, and isn't all these proof of the goodness and gentleness within him).
Another thing that shows this in a more intuitive way, aside from the dialogue of the characters in the book or what they say about him, is the Supreme Immortal Fetus Gu. Though it's always been joked to be a hobby of the SSDV to pinch the face, the text actually says that the Supreme Immortal Body is the body generated by the Supreme Immortal Fetus Gu according to the soul of the ‘user’, and that the body generated by the Supreme Immortal Fetus Gu is beautiful and gentle! Just one look at the beauty that makes the heart feel good, not the beauty that is bewitching or chilling or scary.
Because the Supreme Immortal Fetus Gu is really ‘born from the heart’ thing, so Fang Yuan has a biological sex, but the beauty of the male and female indistinguishable body. And I think after Fang Yuan become Supreme Immortal Body author are intentionally blurring his gender, because Gu Yue Fang Yuan is a ‘perfect’ ‘person’, this perfect person is more symbolic, the symbol of the perfect person does not need to have a gender, this role is actually very neutral! Therefore, in the author's view, the ‘soul’ of Fang Yuan, that is, the essence, is beautiful, gentle and perfect.
That is, what said in Buddhism: ‘no self, no one, no living beings, no longevity, red powdered skulls, white bones and flesh.’ He still retains an unnecessary gentleness, and still understands many people, what they do and why they do it.
But in order to pursue eternal life he had to put on a shell, this shell is the most intuitive to show on the outside: ‘darkness, evil, cruelty, unscrupulous, treachery, no bottom line, just a crazy pursuit of eternal life’. The next layer is that he is not paranoid, just doing what he wants to do, he enjoys the process of pursuing immortality, optimistic, always full of passion, his perseverance is unstoppable, never stop. And his deeper part is actually sad, why pursue eternal life, because eternal life is the meaning of the existence of Gu Yue Fang Yuan, only on the road of pursuit of eternal life he can feel himself alive. Because the world of all kinds, beautiful or ugly... everything, as long as not have eternal life will always be faded to nothing, so everything in the world has no meaning, Fang Yuan's understanding of the world in terms of our reality is a nihilist. There is no possibility of eternal life on Earth, but there is a slight possibility in a metaphysical world like Gu world.
So he is at the same time fragile because he pursues eternal life to the extreme degree, and his body and mind are extremely devoted to this path, thus corresponding to the fact that as long as he gives up the goal of eternal life, even if nobody touches him, he himself will be destroyed, and this is one of the reasons why his incomparably frantic cultivation borders on oppressing himself, like the footless bird that will die if it doesn't fly. This destruction was not just the destruction of his physical body, not just the pressure or the threats from the outside world that would put him in danger or even death if he didn't progress, but the destruction of his spirit from himself. As long as Fang Yuan loses the goal to pursuit eternal life, he loses ‘existence’ itself. But the most wonderful thing is that he will never, ever give up on that, the balance between fragility and solidity has been reached, only one point is needed to make him collapse, but that point will never exist.
The role of Xie Han Mo is not only to enrich Fang Yuan's experience, not just as a lover who exists in his memories, I think it is also symbolic. When Fang Yuan decided to abandon all the masks and met the best girl in the Gu world, but even though Fang Yuan seemed enthusiastic and energetic at that time, XHM could see his tiredness and disappointment in her eyes. At that time, Fang Yuan not only felt that everything did not matter, he only wanted to live according to his own heart, and even had serious self-destructive tendencies, because he saw through everything, and felt that everything was meaningless, and he was satisfied with his own life in repaying XHM, he does not care about his own life, and he wanted to sacrifice himself for the sake of XHM.
Then Xie Han Mo tells him not to die, no matter how tired and disappointed you are, it can't change the fact that you are a good person, he wants to use his life to show his value, but Xie Han Mo tells him not to die, she won't give up on him. Xie Han Mo actually symbolizes truth, goodness, beauty and hope, a person who are disappointed and tired of both the world and himself meet the beauty and hope in this moment.
This beauty and hope has even been preserved to his second life who has already set foot on the road to immortality, it is obvious that Fang Yuan's heart is still full of yearning when he remembers XHM. When recalling XHM, he also used the phrase ‘her face seems to be blurred, but also seems to be clear.’ This is another meaning of XHM's character, as a symbol of truth, goodness, beauty and hope, she has always been hidden in Fang Yuan's heart, she is a shadow that represents beauty. Therefore, she also echoes Shang Xin Ci's belief that Fang Yuan is not inherently evil when she sees the ‘truth, goodness and beauty’ in his heart.
Then why does a disappointed and tired person who has perceived beauty and hope instead do many things contrary to beauty and hope in pursuit of eternal life?
It can only be said that Fang Yuan's evaluation and view of things are often completely classic nihilists, but why should nihilists pursue ‘immortality’ as it is a collection of all ‘meaningful’ things?
If everything is meaningless why Fang Yuan didn't kill himself, or just enjoy his life, but try his best to live, if everything is meaningless then why does Fang Yuan have to pursue the highest meaning of life, ‘eternal life’, a bit hollow, a bit contradiction?
Perhaps if we look back at what he did with this question in mind, and look at the details that run throughout the text, we might get an answer - what if there really is ‘love’? ‘Love can fill this hollow, love is the greatest and most passionate and ultimate thing in human beings.
Eternal life is a collection of all meanings, as long as one gets eternal life, as long as one exists forever, one can break through the nothingness ...... This is actually a sad and disappointed nihilist searching for hope, searching for meanings in the nothingness. A person who does not want to dominate, to gain power to enjoy himself, or who is just afraid of death, but who is willing to firmly set his goal to find meaning in nothingness and suppresses the truer feelings of his heart, must be full of ‘love’. It is because there is ‘love’, so must be in the nothingness to find the real meaning, even if he has to do a lot of contradictory to his own nature, even if he has to pay an incredibly heavy price, he is willing to do it, he will not regret it.
I feel that the author has always conceived of such a character, even if it is a very dark and tiny clue, but it has been throughout the whole text, spanning millions of words - Gu Yue Fang Yuan not only has normal feelings, and even inside is gentle and ‘love’.
You can find in him the most shining things of human kind, but also can see the dirt and darkness that can not be summed up enough with countless vicious words, he contains too many things, even contradictory things. Fragile and solid to the extreme, even if the inside is sad and disappointed and tired, but still let the reader directly see and feel is his perseverance his perseverance his spontaneity his passion, even if the inside is love and tenderness, but the reader can directly see and feel is cruelty, is bottomless, is cold-blooded, is unscrupulous.
Disappointment and hope, coldness and passion, gentleness and cruelty, love and ruthlessness all of these seemingly opposing words are not conflicting when placed on him alone because he is a perfect person wrapped in layer after layer, and all of these contradictions extend from the same nucleus, thus they melt together. Because he knew so well what he was and what he wanted, even though he was gentle at heart, doing many cruel things for immortality didn't make him hesitate or regret, even enjoying what he went through in his quest for immortality. He has put on many layers of shells, but he is still very clear about what he is pursuing, even if he puts on a lot of masks, he still knows what ‘he’ is, both twisted and harmonious, both contradictory and harmonious. A man so full of life, the embodiment of an ideal! Compared to him, I feel more like a dead thing, he is an ideal living on paper.
He has already on his way, never regret even if he dies.
After finishing the book I deeply feel the author's passion and love, but Gu world is fundamentally calm and rational and primitive barbaric place, even if the order is barely maintained by the clans and sects, but the the setting that individual power can override the collective, doomed that Gu world will only calmly worship the rule of "Strong eat Weak". Since it is so full of ideals full of love why the author set up a world so cruel, but only in such a world characters can play to the fullest, their stories can be written to the fullest, I think it is because of the rational and calm world, love and ideals will grow like wildfire.

Exfiltration

[A/N: This chapter beta-read by Lady Columbine of Mystal.]
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Mik
“Papa Juliet calling Mike Whiskey. I’m in. Guy says she’s in room one-zero-three-eight, do you copy?”
“I copy one zero three eight,” Mik replied quietly. She looked up at the room numbers and noted that she was at least on the correct floor. “Going there now, over.”
It was a good thing that even evil corporate secret facilities had their safety procedures. As she jogged along the corridor in what she thought was the right direction, she spotted an evacuation map of the facility, complete with room numbers. Studying the plan for a moment, she traced out a path, memorised it, then took off running.
Although people fresh from Earth often complained how hard it was to maintain a good running speed on Mars due to lack of traction, Mik had no such problems indoors. The floors weren’t the best for cornering on, but she saw no issue in running halfway up the wall to kick off in the direction she wanted to go. Her enhanced vestibular systems aided considerably in keeping her balance, no matter where her feet were placed at the time.
Now that she knew where she was going, she reached the corridor that she needed in less than a minute. But then she encountered something that wasn’t a barrier as such, but certainly caused her to think twice about what was going on.
At first glance, there was little to worry about. What she’d found was an airlock of a make and model ubiquitous to half the buildings on Mars. Given that the outside atmosphere of Mars could only be survived by one person currently on the surface of the planet, the presence of an airlock would normally have been easy to explain away as an essential safety precaution.
What gave Mik pause was the fact that the airlock was inside the building, and in fact was between her and the person she was here to rescue. This made her ask herself a very specific question:
Which side of this airlock is expected to be depressurised, and why?
There was only one logical answer, and it did nothing for her peace of mind. If she was reading the signs correctly, the person behind Dani’s abduction and subsequent imprisonment was willing to set up a lethal situation for their captive, as a last-ditch screw-you to Mik. They probably wouldn’t kill her immediately, but if Mik tried to get her out, it would go from zero to fatal in very little time indeed. And in fact, if the airlock was code-locked on the other side, it would also serve to lock Mik into the area, allowing Cyberon to simply walk in and scoop her up at their leisure.
If I keep going, I’ll be trapped and she dies no matter what. Cyberon security’s probably on the way, so Pete might not be able to get us both out in time. If we pull back, they might decide she’s no use as bait, and kill her anyway. Bad end, do not want.
Okay, so I’ve seen the trap. How do I turn it around?
*****
Dani
The cell was cold, the floor hard to sleep on, and the ration bars they’d been feeding her tasted like salted sawdust, but that wasn’t the worst part. Dani had been uncomfortable before; some of the places her father had worked had lacked many civilised creature comforts. But she’d had friendly company and she’d been able to keep track of what was going on in the larger world.
Here, she had neither.
She wasn’t sure if it was deliberate torture or just a total lack of caring about her wellbeing, but the lighting outside the Perspex panel that fronted her cell never varied. Neither dim nor overbright, it was just constant. They’d taken her watch at the same time as they’d sequestered the rest of her belongings and shoved her into an anonymous coverall, so she had no way of keeping track of time, except by way of her biological rhythms and the delivery of the food rations (which in itself was worryingly irregular, like they kept forgetting that she needed to eat).
Even the Suit, as she called him (she didn’t have a name for him, but she had a huge number of highly unflattering descriptors for him) hadn’t shown up in some time. At first, she’d been able to mark off the days in her mind by his visits, either gloating over how Mik was going to walk straight into his trap or attempting to interrogate her about Mik’s habits and potential actions. She’d done her best to give him no joy either way, which in hindsight was possibly a mistake, as he didn’t visit at all these days.
All she got was a guy walking past the cell every few hours and glancing in to make sure she hadn’t miraculously dismantled the lock and spirited herself out of the building. They didn’t talk to her, even when she called out and tried to open lines of communication. She knew they could hear her, but their faces just closed off and they walked on.
It had been days, maybe weeks, she was sure of that much. A month, even two? She couldn’t be sure. A couple of times she dreamed she’d been rescued, that the wall of the cell had just opened up and she’d walked out; the emotional crashes, when she woke and discovered the reality of the situation, had been devastating. Pretty soon, she figured, she’d be hallucinating even when she was awake, and it just wouldn’t matter anymore.
So, when she saw Mik herself step into view in front of the cell, wearing her usual t-shirt and jeans and heavy boots, along with a badass-looking long-coat, she didn’t even react at first. Either it was someone else and her eyes were playing tricks on her, or she was asleep and dreaming the whole thing, or her mind had finally cracked. Didn’t matter; Mik wasn’t there.
She waited for the apparition of her friend to morph into one of the guards or to evaporate altogether, or maybe rip the door off its runners, but none of that happened. Instead, Mik examined the lock and frowned. Then she pulled out a notebook and pencil—pens had a really hard time working in vacuum, so Mik always went old-school when it came to passing notes—and scribbled something.
Dani had never been able to read a damn thing in a dream. The words and letters always came jumbled up, probably because reading was a logical thing and dreams were by their nature illogical. So, she was fully prepared for whatever the note showed to be pure gibberish.
Instead, to her surprise, it was totally readable. NO AIR OUT HERE. NEED U TO PREP FOR DECOMPRESS, CLOSE EYES. WILL OPEN DOOR, GET U OUT. DO U TRUST ME?
She read it through several times, trying to make sense of it. Mik was still standing there, waiting, though she’d glanced from side to side a couple of times. The writing on the notepad was holding steady, not changing to something else.
Is this real? Is this actually happening?
Tears sprang to her eyes as she first began to allow herself to consider the concept. She tried to keep herself under control; every other time she’d believed she was getting out, her expectations had been cruelly dashed. But she could read the note. She could read the note.
Climbing painfully to her feet—there was little chance for exercise in the cell, and the nutrient bars didn’t leave her with much in the way of excess energy—she went over to the Perspex panel that served as a door. “Are you real?” she asked, putting her hand on the panel. “Are you really there?”
Mik nodded, then flipped a page and scribbled some more. IM REAL. IM GETTING U OUT OF THERE. DO U TRUST ME? Then she tore the page from the pad and dropped it.
Instead of fluttering lazily to the ground—under Martian gravity, it always took even longer than it did on Earth—it fell straight down, at the standard three point seven one metres per second per second.
Okay, that’s not something a hallucination would bring up. There’s only Martian air pressure out there. She’d had dreams of walking unprotected on the surface of Mars. The human brain couldn’t create the consequences of low air pressure out of whole cloth. That was a leap of logic that it couldn’t make.
Dani took a deep breath and nodded. “I trust you,” she said, aware that Mik was practised at reading lips. “I just don’t know how long I can go without air.” Attempting to hold one’s breath in vacuum or near-vacuum, she knew, was a recipe for ruptured lungs. “Should I hyperventilate?”
Instead of writing more notes, Mik made the hand gesture for ‘no time’, then pointed at her first note. Dani nodded, then stepped back. Closing her eyes, she opened her mouth, working her jaw to allow her ear canals to connect to her sinus cavities.
She heard it when the door began to open, the thin high screech of escaping air, deepening to a rumble as the air pressure dropped. Her ears popped, then popped again as she kept working her jaw. Air flowed out of her lungs, then an involuntary belch joined it.
Her skin prickled and her eyes were uncomfortable behind her tightly closed eyelids, but she didn’t dare open them. Micro-pressure did nasty things to exposed eyeballs; they didn’t pop (that was something even the stupidest of space dramas didn’t do anymore), but the sheen of tears on the exterior surface had been known to freeze or evaporate, neither of which was good for the eye.
Pressure was building unpleasantly in her gut, and she did her best to relax her sphincters. Another burp was followed by a small frrrt, and she silently blessed the fact that the nutrient bars were designed for vacuum workers, who didn’t want to share their EVA suits with abdominal gases.
And then a mouthpiece was pressed over her face, and air flowed into her lungs. Reaching up, she grabbed the pony bottle, amazed that she’d actually forgotten how Mik carried it everywhere. Once she had it, Mik let go and grabbed her arm, urging her forward.
Under the guidance of her friend, she stumbled out of the cell then turned left. They moved as fast as she was able, though she had to keep her eyes closed. How Mik had even gotten there, and what the plan was to get her out, she wasn’t sure, but she trusted Mik implicitly.
They went down the length of one corridor and then another one, much farther than she would’ve been able to go with her eyes closed and no air. Alone, she would’ve stumbled aimlessly until she died. Then they entered what she figured was an airlock, the supposition borne out when a door closed behind them and the air pressure started rising again.
When she felt it was safe, she opened her eyes and handed the pony bottle back to Mik. “Th-thanks,” she rasped, her voice rusty from disuse. “You came back. I didn’t know if you would.”
“It’s been a month, let me tell you,” Mik said lightly. “I had to get reinforcements, but here I am.”
Something clanked at floor level, and Dani looked down to see that Mik had just knocked over a bucket. “Okay,” she asked. “What’s a bucket doing in an airlock?”
“Holding the inner door open so nobody can remotely shut it behind me,” Mik explained. The other airlock door opened, and she stepped out. “C’mon, we’ve got places to be.”
Dani followed along. Her joints still felt creaky and stiff, but she was damned if she was going to slow Mik down now. “Where’d you go for reinforcements? Tharsis? Wouldn’t they just send stern memos to Cyberon or something?”
“Yeah, that’s why I didn’t go to them.” As Mik and Dani turned a corner, Dani saw two of the guards on the ground, along with a third one in an EVA suit, and a fourth person in an EVA suit standing over them with a metal bar in his hand. “Hey, we’re ready to suit up and go.”
The standing man flipped up his faceplate. “Good. The suit’s just outside. I’ll keep watching these clowns while you go get it.”
“On it.” Mik tipped Dani a wink, then ducked out through the airlock. A moment later, she was back, bringing a suit in Dani’s size.
“I was wondering how you were going to get me out of here.” Dani didn’t waste time, starting to haul on the suit even as she addressed Mik. She didn’t know the guy, but if Mik trusted him, she was willing to as well.
“It was either this or terraform the whole planet so you could just walk out normally, and terraforming was taking too long.” Mik eyed the guards unfavourably. “How badly were these assholes treating you?”
“They didn’t hit me or anything,” Dani said. “Just fed me and watched me. It was their boss who said all the nasty stuff about how you were gonna fall in his trap.”
“Mm.” Mik looked like she didn’t want to drop the matter, but the guy put his hand on her shoulder and she subsided. “Okay, then. Ready to go?”
“Nearly.” Dani locked her helmet in place, then triggered the oxygen flow. The telltales showed up green, so she nodded and gave the thumb-to-forefinger all-good gesture.
The guy with Mik flipped down his faceplate, and all three of them stepped into the airlock. It was a tight squeeze but Mik was skinny, and Dani didn’t take up much room even in a suit. “We’re going to have to move fast,” the guy said over her radio. “I have a feeling Cyberon security is incoming with everything they’ve got.”
“Yeah, no crap.” That was definitely Mik. “Just by the way: Pete, meet Dani; Dani, meet Pete.”
“Pleased to meet you,” Pete added. “Lieutenant Pete Janssen, Orbital Rescue, at your service.”
Even while Dani was trying to figure out what an Orbital Rescue pilot was doing on the surface of Mars, the airlock opened and they hustled out. The surrounding terrain was the very opposite of flat, and Dani had no idea which way to go. And then Mik’s eyes opened wide and she turned her head, looking up into the sky.
“Lander,” she said. “I can hear it coming in.”
Dani had very little experience with matters like this, but she had an idea what was coming next anyway. “They’ll be bringing in ground troops, won’t they? Looking for us?”
“Got it in one.” Mik started off into the rocks. “We have to get to the ’hopper before they catch up with us.”
“Copy that, princess.” Pete hooked one arm under Dani’s. “Let’s get moving.”
Dani had thought the nightmare was over but as she discovered, it was just beginning. Even with Pete and Mik helping her up and over the obstacles in their way, she quickly ran out of energy. Fear-generated adrenaline was well and good, but it had its limits, and her arms and legs were soon powerless noodles.
“Leave me,” she begged. “They’ll catch you, and this’ll all be for nothing.”
“And if we leave you, it’ll also be for nothing,” Mik told her grimly. “I had to do it once. It’s not happening a second time.”
“Take her,” Pete said. “I’ll go and draw them off. Even if they catch me—”
Mik cut him off. “If they can’t use you to get us back, they’ll kill you. You take her, you’re stronger than me. If they’ve got guns, which I’m pretty sure they do, they’re less likely to shoot at me than you. I’ll meet you at the ’hopper.”
Not giving Pete the option to argue, she let go Dani’s arm and vanished into the chaotic terrain.
“Wait—” began Pete, then swore. “Dammit! Okay fine, she’s not giving us a choice. Let’s get you to the ’hopper.”
As they moved off, Dani had to ask the question. “Why did you call her princess, earlier?”
“Well, she’d just told us her story, and I made a joke …”
*****
Mik
The security troopers were good at moving in EVA suits, and they definitely had guns. There were also a lot of them, which was going to make this tricky as hell. Still, Mik had a few advantages on her side, some of which they hopefully didn’t know about.
She peered around a rocky outcrop at a bunch of them, who were conferring over some kind of digital map. If they wanted to use that thing to make any kind of straight path through this labyrinth of Martian terrain, they had to be dreaming. The trouble was, if they just pushed forward en masse, they could comb every last hiding place, no matter how tricky she was. Which was why she had to pull them away from the ‘logical thinking’ mindset and into the ‘chase me’ mindset.
Picking up a friable-looking rock, she stepped into view, then hurled her missile directly at the faceplate of one of the troopers facing her. It burst on impact, leaving a cloud of dust behind. Before they could bring their guns to bear, she ducked out of sight again, heading down a twisting, turning alleyway of rock. Her natural agility and balance made up for the uneven footing, allowing her to move much faster than the troopers behind her.
The call would be going out now, converging every security trooper in the area on that spot. This included any of them that might’ve been on course to discover the rille where she and Pete had hidden the rock-hopper. If they were chasing her, they weren’t going after anyone else.
She paused after a minute or so of movement, listening hard and with her hands on the rocks on either side. Sound didn’t travel well in this atmosphere, though her ears were attuned to pick up what little there was. Vibrations through the ground were sometimes more useful, and she fancied she could feel the security troops coming her way, just as much as she could hear the scuffing and stumbling among the chaotically tumbled boulders.
The next time she nailed someone in the faceplate with a rock, one of the troopers shot at her. It didn’t come close enough to worry her, though the whole experience of being shot at in general was a new and unpleasant one. She got her target, though, dusting the man plus his comrades with the ever-present fines. The fewer of her pursuers who could see properly, the better.
And then Pete’s voice crackled in her mastoid earpiece. “We’re at the ’hopper. Want a pickup?”
“No, don’t,” she replied, talking quietly into the mouthpiece even though she knew the troopers couldn’t hear her. “They’ll shoot you out of the sky. Hold tight, I’m coming to you.”
A dozen troopers looked around in surprise as she jumped out of concealment almost within arm’s reach. She was holding two large rocks that she’d selected carefully, each one with the consistency of chalk. Both left her hands even before her feet hit the ground; not aimed at the troopers, they instead hit the rocks on either side. A great cloud of fines billowed over all of the troopers, but she wasn’t waiting around for it to dissipate.
There was a nice straight pathway for her to retreat down, but she didn’t take it. Instead, she ducked into the first niche she found that was barely large enough to take her, and flipped up the hood of the long-coat so that it covered her head. Thus concealed, facing the rock and holding still, she hopefully looked like part of the landscape.
She both heard and felt the rush of booted feet behind her; yelling inside their helmets so loudly that she heard that too. Thirty seconds ticked by in her head, and there were no stragglers following along. Cautiously, she peered out from behind the coat. She was alone.
By now there would be enough troopers spread through the chaotic terrain for false sightings to be happening on the regular, and in fact she heard a few random shots here and there which bore out that idea. But that wasn’t her problem, so she slipped unseen through the dragnet until she came to the rille. Jumping from foothold to foothold, she descended to where Pete and Dani were just getting settled on the rock-hopper.
“Oh, good,” Pete said. “You’re here. I was starting to worry.”
“Can we go now?” asked Dani plaintively. “I just want to get out of here.”
“We can,” Mik confirmed, scrambling up onto the rock-hopper and strapping herself into the middle seat, which had been installed by the crusty McPherson. She flicked the wake-up switch on the flight control computer (also supplied by McPherson), then activated the controls and lit off the attitude rockets. Slowly, then with more power as she fed fuel to the main rocket, the rock-hopper climbed into the air.
“Straight back up to the ship?” asked Pete hopefully.
“Not quite,” Mik said. “They’ve almost certainly got ships up there that can shoot us down if they see us coming up out of their area of interest, so we’re going to have to stay low for the moment until we get out from under their umbrella. Our best chance for doing that is to leave their turf altogether.”
Angling the rock-hopper eastward, she applied more thrust, and they shot away across the tumbled landscape.
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[A/N: And we’re coming to a head. The next chapter or two should see the end of this run of the adventures of Mik Wallace, Martian Walker. That’s not to say it’ll be the end of the story, but it’ll be the end of the origin story.]

Chapter 4
Aria's heart hammered against her ribs as the cultists closed in, their blades thirsting for her blood. The avatar's crimson eyes bored into her, stripping away her defenses, her will, until she felt like a fly caught in the web of some abyssal spider.
But even as terror threatened to overwhelm her, Aria's gaze darted desperately around the chamber, seeking some means of escape. There! A narrow alcove, half-hidden behind a drape of moth-eaten velvet. If she could just reach it...
Summoning every shred of courage, Aria lunged forward, ducking beneath the grasping hands of the nearest cultist. She wove between the shadows, her cloak billowing behind her like the wings of a desperate bird. The cultists howled in outrage, their footsteps pounding after her, but Aria did not dare look back.
She flung herself into the alcove, pressing her back against the dank stone. The cultists raced past, their cries echoing in the vaulted chamber. Aria held her breath, not daring to move, hardly daring to think.
But then a hand clamped down on her shoulder, and Aria nearly screamed. She whirled, her heart in her throat... and found herself staring into a familiar face. Liam.
"What in the hells are you doing here?" Liam hissed, his eyes wild beneath his hood.
"I could ask you the same thing!" Aria shot back, her fear boiling over into anger. "Liam, this is madness. These people, this... this thing they worship... can't you see it's evil?"
Liam's gaze flickered, and for a moment, Aria glimpsed a profound terror in their depths. "You don't understand," he whispered. "The Crimson Abyss... Khor'zul... he sees into the very heart of you. He knows your darkest desires, your deepest shames. And he promises to fulfill them, to elevate you. All you have to do is give yourself to him, utterly."
Aria shook her head, horror and revulsion knotting in her gut. "Listen to yourself! This isn't you, Liam. You're not some... some thrall to a bloodthirsty god. You're my friend. And I'm going to get you out of here, away from these... these monsters."
But even as the words left her lips, Aria knew it was futile. The look in Liam's eyes, that fevered, fanatic light... it was the gaze of a man possessed, body and soul. The friend she had known, the bright, vital boy she had grown up with... he was gone, devoured by the insatiable hunger of the Crimson Abyss.
Liam's grip on her shoulder tightened, his nails biting into her flesh even through her cloak. "I can't let you leave," he said, his voice quavering. "You've seen too much. Khor'zul demands a price for your trespass. You must be... consecrated. Anointed in blood and shadow."
Aria wrenched away from him, bile rising in her throat. "No. I won't let you drag me into this nightmare. I'm leaving, Liam. And if there's any shred of sanity left in you, you'll come with me."
She turned to go, but Liam's hand shot out, seizing her wrist in an iron grip. "I can't let you—"
But his words choked off as Aria drove her elbow hard into his solar plexus. Liam doubled over, wheezing, his grip slackening. Aria did not hesitate. She bolted, plunging back into the main chamber—
And found herself face to face with the avatar of Khor'zul. The towering figure loomed over her, robes reeking of blood and shadows. Those crimson eyes flayed Aria to her very soul, and she felt her will, her very identity, beginning to unravel like a skein of mouldering yarn.
"Foolish girl," the avatar hissed. "Did you think you could escape the gaze of the Blood God? All who look upon his Crimson Majesty are forever marked, forever... his."
The avatar's skeletal hand shot out, faster than thought, faster than fear. Aria tried to twist away, but she was a minnow caught in the jaws of a shark. Those fingers, cold as the grave and strong as iron, closed around her throat, lifted her off her feet as easily as a child's doll...
Aria kicked and thrashed, black spots exploding across her vision. She clawed at the avatar's wrist, but it was like gouging at marble. Her lungs screamed for air, and she could feel her pulse slowing, her struggles weakening.
Through the closing tunnel of her darkening sight, Aria saw the obsidian blade rising in the avatar's other hand. The edge glinted like the blood-drenched fang of some eldritch beast. It hung suspended for a moment that stretched into eternity... and then, almost gently, the avatar lowered the tip to the skin of Aria's chest, directly over her thundering heart.
A shock of cold, so intense it burned, radiated from the point where the cursed blade touched her flesh. Aria convulsed, her mouth opening in a silent scream. The shadows seemed to coalesce around them, thickening into a cloying, syrupy miasma that poured into Aria's nostrils, her lungs, her pores.
"Now," the avatar intoned, their voice resonating from the very walls, the very foundations of the earth, "you shall be consecrated in the Blood of the Abyss. You shall bear the Mark of Khor'zul, and through the Curse of Crimson, you shall be irrevocably bound to Him."
The blade pressed forward, parting skin, drawing forth a beading of blood black in the guttering torchlight. And as the first drop welled and fell to anoint the stones, Aria felt something within her shatter, a wall crumbling, a floodgate opening to allow the eldritch tides of Khor'zul to come pouring in...
She was drowning, she was burning, she was being flensed and flayed and filled, the blood of the Crimson Abyss replacing her own, the tenebrous thoughts of the Blood God entwining with the fibers of her being. The Curse etched itself into her marrow, her mind, her soul, branding her irrevocably as Khor'zul's own.
When the avatar released her, Aria crumpled to the floor, shuddering, retching bile and shadows. She lifted her shaking hands and saw, to her uncomprehending horror, that her veins pulsed with a bloody, eldritch light. The Mark of the Maw burned on the skin over her heart, pulsing in time with the slowing thunder of her pulse.
"Rise, Aria Vorn, Chosen of the Crimson Abyss," the avatar commanded. "Rise and take your place among the faithful. For you belong now, body and soul, to Khor'zul... and His Hunger shall be sated."
And though every fiber of her being screamed in silent horror and negation, Aria felt her blood-soaked body rise, an awful sense of purpose, of dark exultation, flooding her hollowed mind and heart...
For she was Chosen, anointed and awash in the blood-tides of her God's glorious purpose.
And that purpose would drown the world.

AEW Collision, Mar 1, 2025:
Kurt Angle's TNT Championship Open Challenge
[Kurt Angle decides that to celebrate his Title win, he will be giving one unlucky soul a chance to be battered, broken, and rendered unable to keep competing. Whoever accepts this challenge is in store for a career ending slaughter, where Doc Samson will force them to retire.
Kurt waits in intense arrogance before a series of tranquil chords hit in quick succession, a sinister appetizer for what's to come, the words KATSUYORI SHIBATA fill the screen, and The Wrestler himself stomps to the ring.
Shibata - Angle, face to face.
Commentary is keen to mention Shibata is one person who definitely wouldn't feel any fear in the face of a threat like that.
"Katsuyori Shibata, well this is better than I imagined it would be. Now I get to finish what God couldn't and retire you for good."
And with those words, a declaration of war has been written and signed.
Shibata is able to match Angle for grappling early, keeping Kurt guessing with a series of holds. He gets hold of Kurt's arm at one point and is able to do some fair damage with an armbar. Kurt gets frustrated with Shibata who smiles at Kurt after avoiding his umpteenth submission attempt.
Angle slaps Shibata across the face, Shibata's head goes down, his eyes go cold. He throws a boot that rocks Angle in the face, Kurt goes to the corner where Shibata meets him with repeated forearms to the mouth. Shibata runs to the opposite corner, Angle meets him there with a charging shoulder thrust to the ribs.
Angle to the opposite corner, Shibata meets him with a pump kick, Shibata to the opposite corner, Angle charges in for a rolling axe kick, Shibata moves, Angle hits the turnbuckles, Angle upside down in the corner, Shibata to the other side of the ring, Katsuyori takes a moment to compose himself, focusing his energy before charging in for a corner dropkick crushing Angle into the turnbuckles.
Shibata pulls Angle up and gets a stiff forearm, Angle returns but his dominant arm is weak from the early attack by Shibata. The two begin to trade forearms, Shibata always seeming to strike quite a bit harder.
Angle gets a flurry of right and left forearms backing Shibata up, Angle runs the ropes and Shibata gets a spin kick to the midsection before kicking at the back of Angle's knee. Shibata begins to target the not fully healed knee of Kurt now, locking figure fours and bow and arrow submissions.
Angle is reeling on the ropes after the onslaught, Shibata runs the ropes and looks for a big boot to send Angle out, Angle catches the leg, hooks around the neck and suplexes Shibata to the floor. Angle dives off the apron crushing Shibata at ringside before hitting a belly to belly suplex into the barricade.
Angle shoves Shibata back in and attempts a Moonsault, Katsuyori avoids and Angle backs into the corner where Shibata gets a big boot. He grabs Angle by the back of his neck, sprinting to the opposite side of the ring and connecting with another big boot once he plants Angle there.
He grips Angle by the back of his neck and gets sixteen forearms to the ear and jaw area, he gets a running start to the other corner before circling back with another corner dropkick.
Angle rolls to the apron to create distance and Shibata follows him there. A flurry of forearms connect yet again before Shibata backs up and gets a running dropkick to the downed Angle against the steel post!
Shibata sends Kurt back in and gets a two count, Angle pulls himself up on the ropes and Shibata looks for a German, Angle grips onto the ropes for dear life, Shibata lands a straight axe kick to the targeted arm and Angle recoils, Shibata runs the ropes and Kurt gets a rolling axe kick. Angle looks into the camera, beads of sweat running down, a frenzied look in the face, black mouth-piece in.
He grabs Shibata up and gets a big belly to belly, he's on all fours at this point, stalking, waiting for his next opening. German Suplex, yet again, completes the trio by throwing Shibata onto his head. Shibata clutches at his neck, but Kurt won't stop. Fallaway Slam by Angle, bodyslam by Angle. Kurt climbs and lands a moonsault to the upper body and face of Shibata, crushing his skull against the canvas.
Shibata is able to answer the count, so Angle stalks a dazed Shibata. Angle Slam, Katsuyori on his feet, STO by Shibata. As Angle recovers from the STO, Shibata is able to get some breathing room from the series of throws he took. Both men get to their knees, head to head, eye to eye. They begin exchanging forearms once more, but this time Angle has a more even playing field due to the headache beginning to start for Shibata.
Angle begins mixing in uppercuts with his forearms, Shibata catches him on one of these with a backslide, Angle kicks out and Shibata greets him with a chop across the neck, spinning backfist, a trio of forearms. Angle stops reacting, and stares up at Shibata, he lets out a shout and Shibata goes for a fourth forearm. Angle ducks and pushes Shibata into the corner before dragging him out with a Rolling German Suplex planting Shibata on his head.
Shibata on his hands and knees, trying to catch his bearings and make sense of the fog in his vision. Kurt climbs and gets a picture perfect moonsault to the kneeling Shibata. Katsuyori barely gets the shoulder up, Angle stares in disbelief at the ref, leaving himself still pinned over Shibata.
Shibata latches onto the arm getting a Kimura applied on the wounded Angle. Angle writhes until he finally grasps the bottom rope to force separation. Shibata drags Angle into the center of the ring. He tees off on the shoulder blade with kicks, he slaps Angle in the back of the skull sending a cloud of perspiration flying.
Shibata calmly crosses his legs, sitting down across from the crawling Angle. Angle gets to his knees, the two begin chopping each other in the face. Shibata gets a knife edge chop to the ear of Angle, and Kurt gets enraged. He stands up and begins another forearm exchange with Shibata. Angle wins this time backing Shibata into the corner, repeated shoulder thrusts to the ribs follow, Shibata taking a seat.
Angle with a corner running dropkick of his own! Angle goes for it again, Shibata rises and looks for a pump kick, Angle catches him, hugs Shibata in and gets a fallaway belly to belly. Angle beckons Katsuyori up and runs the ropes, Shibata stops him with a leg lariat.
Angle crawls into the corner and Shibata starts repeatedly stepping on his head. Angle tries to crawl out of the ring, but gets paintbrushed with the boot of Shibata. He drowns Angle with scrapes of his boot, stomps and kicks. The referee eventually backs up Shibata.
Shibata brings Angle out of the corner with a snapmare takedown followed by a soccer kick to the spine. He runs the ropes for a penalty kick, which Kurt catches and turns into an Ankle Lock, with the leg trapped he pulls Shibata into a German Suplex.
Shibata on his hands and knees, Angle begins a waistlock and tries to bear hug Shibata on the canvas, Shibata crosses his legs in this position. Angle rolls Shibata, but he lands crossed legged again. This continues until Angle gets frustrated, Shibata begins elbowing Angle in the side of the face and Kurt releases his grip. He runs the ropes and Shibata gets him with a big boot followed by a German Suplex of his own.
Angle pops up and Shibata turns around into a rolling axe kick, Shibata doesn't fall, pump kick by Shibata. Shibata from the corner to a stunned Angle, big boot, Angle avoids, German Suplex by Kurt. He maintains waist control and pulls Shibata up, Shibata begins elbowing Angle to force release. Angle grips the wrist to prevent Shibata from creating distance.
Shibata kicks him in his bad arm, and Angle lets go. He oblique kicks him in his knee before kicking away at the head of Angle. Angle desperately headbutts Shibata in the chest, igniting something in Katsuyori. Shibata turns around, takes a deep breath, turns to Angle and refuses to do what he desperately wants to, thinking of his health.
He forearms Angle down to the mat and gets an octopus hold applied, Angle scrambles to the ropes, fighting out. Penalty Kick by Shibata. Angle kicks out and Shibata locks a sleeper. A focused trance look on the face of Katsuyori as he strangles Angle.
Kurt grips the ropes to force the break, Shibata clubs the arms away, grips back on, sleeper suplex. Shibata with a spinning backfist, Angle catches the wrist, he grips the other wrist, backslide, Shibata rolls through, clothesline by Angle, ducked, Shibata ties him up in position. He spins Angle out, he readies his hand, he connects.
BitchMaker to Angle.
Kurt collapses and Shibata takes his time to catch his breath and focus up, all that focus goes into repeated, poised strikes to the shoulder, underarm and elbow of the damaged Angle. Angle grips onto the wrist to try and drag his way up, Shibata kicks his grip away. Shibata goes to run the ropes, but Angle grips onto the wrist again, avoids a clothesline attempt, traps both arms. Straight-Jacket Suplex on Shibata.
All of the weight coming down on his head and neck. Angle pulls up Shibata, German Suplex #1, Shibata begins elbowing Angle in the ear, German Suplex #2, Shibata still driving his elbow into the ear of Angle, Release German Suplex. Shibata lays motionless, blood begins trickling out of the ear of Angle, physical evidence of the desperation Shibata felt.
Angle brushes off the doctor's attempts to check on him, Kurt with an Angle Slam, but Shibata digging into the wound on the ear, Angle loses his balance, Shibata on his feet. Shibata hooks on from behind, trapping Angle's arm.
するか死ぬか
He spins Angle out, rainmaker style and closes the gap with a sickening headbutt to Kurt. Kurt collapses, but so does Shibata. He lays exhausted, head throbbing. Finally after over a minute, he musters the strength to crawl to the cover.
One, Two, Kurt kicks out. Kurt rises before Shibata who is kneeling, clutching his head. Angle pulls him up for a German, but Shibata refuses to go, clutching the back of his head and shaking his head. It's not an act of defiance or resilience, this is a man trying to stay alive.
Angle, despite having animalistic tendencies, has respect for Shibata after tonight and he shows mercy. He sends Shibata into the ropes chest first and when Katsuyori rebounds, he's caught with an Angle Slam. A cover by Kurt over the defenseless Shibata leads to one simple phrase, but one that intensifies the fullness in Shibata's head.
'And Still.']
Kurt Angle (c) def Katsuyori Shibata to retain the TNT Championship
AEW Big Business Dynamite, Mar 19, 2025:
Kota Ibushi vs Kurt Angle (c), TNT Championship
[Shortly after defeating Shibata in the hardest hitting match of Angle's career, he begins to lash out at the company that gave him his first big break. New Japan.
He states that he can work circles around any NJPW darling that think they're special because they had a few flashy matches in a company nobody watches.
This summons Kota Ibushi, vignettes have been airing teasing his return, but he finally appears coming face to face with Angle. The following week is Big Business and the bout is on.
Ibushi's fluid striking is able to pause Angle, Kurt attempts to make up for the strike deficit with suplexes, but Kota is incredibly spry and able to land safely on most everything Angle throws at him.
Ibushi with a series of strikes ending in a roundhouse, Angle ducks, German Suplex, Ibushi lands on his feet. Dropkick by Kota sends Kurt to the floor. Ibushi with a Triangle Moonsault to ringside, leveling Kurt.
Ibushi sends Kurt back in and goes for a Last Ride, Angle escapes and lands a German Suplex to Ibushi. Kurt begins to climb the turnbuckles, but Ibushi gets up and powerbombs Kurt from the middle turnbuckle, Angle kicks out, and Ibushi flips him onto his knees for a Kamigoye!
Angle catches the knee, and gets an Ankle Lock applied. Ibushi rolls free and sends Angle into the corner. Knee blast in the corner by Kota. He runs the ropes and Angle catches him with a belly to belly over the top rope.
Kurt climbs for a Moonsault to ringside, Ibushi avoids. Ibushi charges into the ring, Triangle Moon- Angle leaps onto the apron and German Suplexes Kota on to the apron, Ibushi's neck bouncing as he cadcades to the floor.
Angle quickly gets Kota back in, and attacks the ankle, Kota struggles, half conscious. He finally makes it to the ropes and is able to get back to his feet. He unloads with palm strikes and a slap to the face of Angle. Kurt looks for a clothesline, Kota ducks and gets a Pele Kick.
Ibushi pulls Kurt up for a Phoenix-Plex, Angle lands on his feet, not allowing Kota to drive his neck into the canvas. Angle Slam connects, and with that, Kurt has vanquished another NJPW legend.]
Kurt Angle (c) def Kota Ibushi to retain the TNT Championship
[Kurt grabs a microphone and begins berating Ibushi. He says this proves it, all those New Japan darlings that these marks worship, they're old, they're broken down, and they are no match for a Wrestling Machine.
Angle looks to target Ibushi again, getting a chair in hand, when all of a sudden Battle Cry hits. Kenny Omega storms the ring, avoiding a chair shot before hitting a V-Trigger sending the chair into Angle's face. Kurt retreats as Omega helps Ibushi up and Kurt's next challenge becomes increasingly clear, arguably the greatest NJPW wrestler of all time, Kenny Omega.]
AEW Dynasty, Apr 12, 2025:
Kenny Omega vs Kurt Angle (c), TNT Championship
[In the weeks leading up to Dynasty, we get some good build for this match including Angle and Hobbs vs Golden Lovers in which Omega pinned Hobbs for his team, as well as a segment in which Kenny and Kurt come face to face.
Kenny in full Terminator gear, he tells Kurt that he's been a big fish in a small pond until now, and that he should be careful not to forget who the original wrestling machine is.
When it comes bell time, Angle quickly recognizes Omega as the most pure athlete he's faced to date. The speed, the intensity, the pressure. Omega brings all of it in his first title match since returning late last year to combat The New Elite.
Kenny comes charging for a corner clothesline, but is caught by Angle who looks for a T-Bone Suplex into the turnbuckles, Omega with a DDT reversal. Angle rolls out and Omega begins drumming up the Terminator rhythm. Tope Con Hilo clears Angle at ringside.
Omega goes to send Kurt back in, but stops on the apron, joining Kurt there. The margin for error is thin as Omega locks the arms and gets a Snap Dragon Suplex across the thinly padded steel.
Kurt's neck issues start to become apparent here as he clutches at it. Omega goes to Irish Whip Angle into the barricade, but the momentum is reversed and Kenny is sent rocketing towards it. He promptly hops onto it and executes a Moonsault from the barricade.
Angle catches him and delivers him into the steel post, face first. Kurt proceeds to climb to the middle turnbuckle and hit a Moonsault to the downed Omega at ringside. Angle sends Kenny back in and begins his repeated German Suplexes, on the third, Omega lands on his feet and boots Angle into the turnbuckles harshly, Kurt exploding against the corner.
Kenny gets Kurt up now for One Winged Angel, Kurt rolls forward into a pinfall, Kenny kicks out and Kurt comes in with a standing 450 knee drop across the surgically repaired abdomen of Omega. Kurt now focuses up and goes after the leg, applying an Ankle Lock. Omega kicks free and slips behind Angle for a Kotaro Krusher.
Angle kicks out and Omega is left gripping his ribs as he pulls Angle up. He gets Angle on his shoulders, wincing as he does so. Rolling driver followed by a Springboard Moonsault on Angle. Kenny holds his midsection before getting Kurt up in OWA position once more.
Kurt struggles so Omega shifts him to a German Suplex, but Angle rolls into a pinfall. Omega kicks out, however, and Kurt is hot on his trail. A crossbody by Kurt takes both men to the outside.
Kurt pulls Kenny up for an Angle Slam against the steel post. Omega writhes in pain as Angle lets out a dominant cry. Kurt sets Kenny up top, but Omega fights back with wristbone strikes, sending Angle to the canvas. Kurt fires up, springing to the top turnbuckle for an Avalanche Belly To Belly, he follows through, but Omega lands on his feet!
Angle didn't see it and gets up to gloat, believing the cheers are for him. Omega gets a frenzied look in the eyes and scales to the top rope. Missile Dropkick to the back of Angle's skull.
Angel crawls to the ropes, drool leaking from his lax jaw. Omega runs the ropes for a V-Trigger against the ropes. He then exits the ring breaking out a steel chair, the ref attempts to stop him but Omega brushes him off. He opens it and sets it in the center of the ring.
Step-Stool V-Trigger! Omega covers for a near fall, and goes into the corner, talking to himself and trying to figure out how to put Angle down. Kurt recovers and tries to charge in, Omega rolls off the back and attempts a rana as Kurt comes over. Kurt with an abrupt sit-out powerbomb reversal before shoving Omega out of the ring.
Angle from the apron with a Somersault Plancha. Kurt sends Omega back in and tries for the Angle Slam, Omega with an arm drag reversal before sliding behind Kurt for a Snap Dragon into the turnbuckles. Omega runs into the opposite corner and closes in with a V-Trigger against the turnbuckles.
He pulls Angle up out of the corner and sticks a Poisonrana. Angle is able to barely survive the count. Omega in disbelief takes Angle to the top, he's thinking Avalanche OWA. Angle scrambles out and lands an Avalanche Angle Slam!
Omega somehow kicks out, and Kurt is beside himself. He goes to the top rope, a rare Frog-Splash from Angle, Omega moves, Kurt kisses the mat. V-Trigger to the back of the head, Omega pulls Kurt up, One Winged Angel connects.
Omega has ended the TNT Title reign of Kurt Angle, avenged the good name of NJPW and become a Grand Slam Champion in AEW.]
Kenny Omega def Kurt Angle (c) to win the TNT Championship
Kurt disappears for a while after this, but when vignettes begin airing detailing Angle's journey back, he's spotted being coached by one man in particular. One of the greatest technical wrestlers of all time, in Dean Malenko.
AEW Double Or Nothing, May 24, 2025:
Kurt Angle w/ Dean Malenko vs PAC
[Angle's first match back takes place two weeks prior to this one when he and Hobbs take on The Lucha Brothers. A victory for Angle and Hobbs isn't enough as Kurt attacks Fénix after the bell, refusing to release the Ankle Lock. Malenko eggs him on, telling him to break Fénix's leg.
This brings out PAC, who comes to the rescue of his long time friend and stablemate. He gets in Angle's face and shows no intimidation as he backs Kurt up. With Double Or Nothing around the corner, Angle believes PAC will make for an excellent first victim on his way to the top of the food chain.
Angle focuses more on his submission work under the advice of Malenko, he targets the legs making it hard for PAC to execute his aerial maneuvers. PAC is able to trap Angle in the Rings Of Saturn late, but Angle finds his way out, and gets a grip on the ankle. Moments later, PAC is tapping out.]
Kurt Angle def PAC
AEW Fight For The Fallen, Jun 28, 2025
Kurt Angle w/ Dean Malenko vs Will Ospreay (c), AEW World Heavyweight Championship
[Following his dominant victory over PAC, Angle sets his sights on the top of the mountain and the man standing at the peak of it. Ospreay has become unanimously agreed upon as probably the best wrestler on the planet. Angle looks to disprove this theory, and take care of another NJPW castaway.
Ospreay has Angle vulnerable and closes in for Essex Destroyer, Angle reverses with a Northern Lights and rolls through scooping Ospreay up for a deadlift powerbomb. Ospreay lands a rana reversal for a two count, before looking for Os-Cutter, Angle catches him and hits a Lawn Dart, vaulting Ospreay into the middle turnbuckle.
He begins his trio of Germans, Ospreay landing on his feet from the third and getting a superkick on Kurt. An Os-Cutter follows for a near-fall. Ospreay goes to the far corner, and charges in for Hidden Blade. Angle ducks and gets his third German Suplex.
He sets up for an Angle Slam, but Ospreay snags an arm drag reversal. Vertical dropkick by Ospreay who lands on his feet, enziguri connects, Ospreay with a handspring but caught by Angle with a German.
Ospreay goes to the outside and Kurt goes up top for a Moonsault to the floor, swing and a miss and Ospreay climbs. Corkscrew Moonsault by Ospreay, he sends Angle back in. Os-Cutter catches Angle flush. Ospreay from across the ring now, Hidden Blade connects!
Three seconds later, and Angle's dreams of being a World Heavyweight Champion are dashed by the best in the world...for now.]
Will Ospreay (c) def Kurt Angle to retain the AEW World Heavyweight Championship
AEW All In, Aug 23, 2025:
Adam Copeland & Christian Cage (c) vs Kurt Angle & Powerhouse Hobbs w/ Dean Malenko, AEW Tag Team Championships
[Following a devastating loss to Ospreay, Angle refocuses his tag team efforts alongside Hobbs. With Copeland and Christian having made amends and gone on to capture the AEW Tag Team Titles, Angle and Hobbs are eager to knock the legendary tag team off the throne.
Copeland has Angle in position for a Spear after a prolonged period of control when Kurt reverses it into an inside cradle for a near fall. Angle creates distance and tags out to Hobbs who attempts to overpower the historic duo, but the tag team experience is too much for Hobbs and as he is inevitably defeated, Angle experiences yet another setback.]
Adam Copeland & Christian Cage (c) def Kurt Angle & Powerhouse Hobbs to retain the AEW Tag Team Championships
AEW All Out, Sep 6, 2025:
Bryan Danielson vs Kurt Angle w/ Dean Malenko
[Just two weeks removed from a victory over long time rival, Nigel McGuiness, Danielson is riding high and wants the most intense competition possible for All Out.
Naturally, this attracts Kurt Angle, a man who has never been submitted, yet has an incredible string of submission victories. He challenges Danielson's claims to be the best technical wrestler in the world, and promises to tap out The Dragon.
Throughout the dream contest, Angle targets and does significant damage to the knee and ankle of Bryan. Bryan attempts to apply similar limb targeting to the previously injured arm of Angle. With both men's history of neck issues, there's plenty of nasty envelope pushes in that department as well.
Bryan looks for a Busaiku Knee late when Angle catches him and gets a powerbomb reversal, he then applies a Boston Crab, squeezing the Achilles Tendon of Danielson. Bryan is able to edge to his back and roll Angle into a pin.
Kurt kicks out, and Danielson lands a roundhouse to a kneeling Angle, leaving him lamenting himself after he feels the effect on his leg. He pulls Angle up for a Dragon Suplex, but Angle breaks the grip and gets a Snapmare Takedown.
Bryan lands on his feet and begins blistering Angle with repeated kicks to the chest, wincing after every one. He finally backs up and tries for the roundhouse, but Kurt catches him in an Ankle Lock.
Kurt twists away at the squirming Danielson, who is able to turn just enough to start landing up-kicks to the bad shoulder of Angle. Danielson then gets a Triangle, pulling Angle in to the submission.
He traps the bad arm and begins striking away at the shoulder socket with elbows. Angle powers up, lifting Danielson before dumping him into the turnbuckles, crumpling Bryan into the corner.
Angle whips Bryan into the corner and he performs a Springboard Moonsault, landing on his bad ankle. Kurt slithers in and cinches an Ankle Lock in yet again. Bryan rolls out and gets a LeBell Lock applied, the bad arm of Angle angled awkwardly. Kurt makes the ropes and Bryan fires up into the corner.
He beckons Kurt up and closes the distance with a Busaiku Knee, Angle ducks, Bryan's bad knee hits the top turnbuckle! Angle Slam connects!
Kurt covers and in doing so obtains the single biggest victory of his career so far. An incredible effort from both men, and an incredible step forward for Kurt Angle.]
Kurt Angle def Bryan Danielson
AEW WrestleDream, Oct 11, 2025:
Bryan Danielson vs Kurt Angle w/ Dean Malenko vs Zack Sabre Jr., Ultimate Submission
[A victory over Bryan Danielson should have Kurt on cloud nine, but he can't help feel disappointed that he didn't deliver on his promise. He didn't tap Bryan out. He challenges Danielson, one more match, a thirty minute timer, no pinfalls, most submissions wins.
Rather than Danielson, it's NJPW's resident technical wizard, Zack Sabre Jr. who answers the call. He states that him and Angle have unfinished business. In the G1 Climax last year, Zack had Angle on the brink of submission but just as Kurt was about to give in, his body gave out and he passed out instead.
Zack has kept that goal in the back of his head since, to make the unsubmittable Kurt Angle tap out. Kurt says that he has great respect for Sabre Jr. but right now he is focused on Danielson.
Bryan enters and states a solution, a triple threat match, under Angle's proposed rules of course, to finally determine who the best technical wrestler in the world is.
Match time arrives and all three men feel the pressure in the air. Three of the most technically gifted pro wrestlers of all time engaged in a war for a chance to finally be crowned the undisputed king of tapping people out.
Twenty five minutes of pure grappling glory elapse, and despite some close calls, none of the three competitors have submitted. With five minutes remaining, all three men are volatile in their pursuit to finally get a point.
Bryan looks for a diving knee strike, when Kurt catches him and cinches an Ankle Lock. Danielson rolls forward and Zack leaps onto the shoulders of Kurt, ranas him to the canvas and locks a mounting triangle.
Bryan with a roundhouse to Zack, pulling him off of Kurt, Bryan proceeds to lock Cattle Mutilation on Sabre who kicks and struggles to survive the maneuver.
Kurt out of nowhere with a Moonsault to Danielson! The grip on Sabre Jr. released, Zack rolls out of the ring. Kurt focuses on Danielson, landing his trio of German Suplexes, Bryan on his feet during the third attempt.
Busaiku Knee, Kurt ducks just enough to catch Bryan across his shoulders. Torture Rack applied on Danielson, bending Bryan over his shoulders. Bryan shifts off the shoulders and locks a Guillotine on Angle, trying to cut off blood flow to the brain.
Angle attempts to reverse with a Northern Lights, but Bryan lands on his feet and maintains grip, forming a bridging guillotine. Zack slithers in, kicking Bryan in the knee and causing Danielson to kneel while keeping the Guillotine applied.
Zack gets a Triangle on Bryan while Bryan has a reverse Guillotine on Kurt, after a few moments, Bryan has to cut his losses with Kurt and try to escape Sabre's grip.
He inches free of the Triangle, getting grip on the legs for a Boston Crab. He tucks the legs and bridges back for a modified Muta Lock. He gives up and applies a seated Guillotine. No matter what Bryan does, Sabre fights on, less than a minute remains when Bryan locks the LeBell Lock.
He drives his knuckles into the nose of Sabre, eventually garnering color, as the crimson begins to leak into his mouth. Danielson covers the mouth and nose with his hands, seconds remain when Kurt rushes in to save the match.
Zack Sabre Jr. is drowning in his own blood.
Three, Two, Sabre Jr. taps!
With one second on the clock, Danielson forces a submission, Kurt was fingertips away from saving the match-up. Sabre Jr. is released and inhales big, gulping breathe, bile and blood leaking from his mouth. Angle gets to his feet and approaches Danielson.
A handshake follows as Bryan Danielson is acknowledged as the Ultimate Submission Master in one of the greatest displays of technical wrestling ever.]
Bryan Danielson def Kurt Angle & Zack Sabre Jr. in Ultimate Submission
What isn't made clear at the time is that this actually serves as Kurt Angle's AEW farewell. He bids farewell to Malenko, telling him to watch over Hobbs for him and vice versa with Hobbs. Less than a month later, his contract expires and he opts not to resign. Questions begin to flare up about where Kurt Angle may turn up next, rumors even begin to circulate that he may be done with professional wrestling for the foreseeable future.
Remember that thing about death and taxes?
WWE Royal Rumble, Jan 31, 2026:
[The Royal Rumble arrives, and as with any given Rumble, who knows what surprises may be in store?
The Men's Rumble match is occuring when entry number twenty-seven is about to be revealed. Medal sounds and the roof comes off of Kaseya Center as the words KURT ANGLE pan across the titantron. The Olympic Hero has arrived.
Angle racks up a couple of eliminations, tossing Johnny Gargano after a fun sequence and Shinsuke Nakamura after an exchange of strikes. Angle comes face to face with AJ Styles who engages in a staredown with The Wrestling Machine.
Before they can lock up, both men are ambushed by other participants, delaying the dream match. Kurt makes it to the final six, but runs into a brick wall when he attempts to eliminate Bron Breakker.
A back and forth of control ends with Breakker on top, landing a belly to belly over the top rope to eliminate Kurt Angle.]
SmackDown, Feb 6, 2026:
John Cena's Open Challenge
[Cena, entering the twilight of his career, goes back to his old open challenge routine, wanting to face as many young superstars as he can before he calls it a career.
His first of these challenges is answered by Kurt Angle himself, who comes face to face with the established Cena. In just his second WWE match, Angle wants to lock up with the GOAT.
Cena, perplexed and expecting a talent on the roster that he was familiar with to appear, poses a reasonable question.
"Who in the hell are you?"
'I'm Kurt Angle'
"Kurt Angle, huh? Tell me, what is the one quality that you possess that makes you think you can come out here and challenge the very best?"
Angle pauses, somehow, he knows exactly what to say.
'Ruthless Aggression.'
Angle clocks Cena and the bell rings, Angle's WWE debut and he has a chance to show that ruthless aggression against one of the most reputable names in wrestling history.
Cena starts out the contest believing Angle will be an easy foe and taking time to pander to the audience. It doesn't take long though for Kurt to gain his respect with a surprise German Suplex while Cena is standing on the middle turnbuckle.
Angle begins to unload with a variety of kick variations and suplexes, wobbling Cena. Cena avoids a Moonsault and lands a Code Red for a near fall.
He beckons Angle up for an Attitude Adjustment, and Angle shifts off the shoulders to begin his trio of German Suplexes. He bridge pins on the third and Cena muscles out.
Angle looks for an Ankle Lock, but Cena rolls free. Attitude Adjustment positioning, Angle lands on his feet. Another German Suplex connects and Angle rolls through, lifting Cena into an emphatic Angle Slam.
Cena narrowly manages to kick out. Angle sizes Cena up for one more Angle Slam, Cena escapes to his feet, Attitude Adjustment, Angle shifts into a roll-up on Cena.
Three seconds later, and Angle has defeated the 16x World Champion in his WWE debut. A shocked Cena watches as Angle takes his place as a hot commodity in WWE.]
Kurt Angle def John Cena
It's not long after this that Kurt finds himself some teammates. During a bout with Akira Tozawa and Apollo Crews of WorldWide, the team of Cedric Alexander and Damon Kemp receive some unexpected assistance from Kurt Angle.
Following the bout, Angle approaches Alexander and Kemp, shortly thereafter, forming Team Angle.
WWE WrestleMania 42 - Night 1, Apr 11, 2026:
AJ Styles vs Kurt Angle
[Ever since their unsatisfying face off at the Royal Rumble, fans and these two alike have been eager to get a proper match made. Angle wants a legacy fight for WrestleMania, another name to engrave on his record.
AJ Styles refuses to be viewed as someone to be put out to pasture and tells Angle to bring his intensity, bring his intelligence, bring his integrity and then come to terms with the fact that it still won't be enough.
Angle tries for an Angle Slam after Styles misses a Springboard 450, Styles maneuvers his way over and into Styles Clash position only for Angle to grip the ankle and turn it into an Ankle Lock.
Styles writhes and tries to make the ropes, but Angle drags him back into the center of the ring and sits down into a knee bar - ankle lock fusion forcing Styles to submit to The Wrestling Machine.]
Kurt Angle def AJ Styles
WWE Backlash, May 23, 2026:
Cody Rhodes vs Kurt Angle
[Following his massive victory over AJ Styles at WrestleMania, Angle and his posse set their sights on another established vet, Cody Rhodes.
Angle tells Rhodes that Kurt is everything Cody has claimed to be, at Backlash he'll expose Cody as a fraud and show him who the true American Nightmare is.
It's a hotly contested affair with Cody, less than a year removed from his World Title run, putting Kurt to the test. Cody is in the driver's seat when a ref bump leads Cedric and Kemp to interfere, Kemp is neutralized before Cedric inadvertently lays Angle out.
Cross Rhodes to Cedric, and another one to Kurt and Rhodes has pinned The Olympic Hero.]
Cody Rhodes def Kurt Angle
WWE King & Queen Of The Ring, Jun 27, 2026:
Damian Priest vs Kurt Angle
[Kurt enters into the King Of The Ring tournament following his loss to Rhodes, but not before kicking Cedric out of Team Angle. He's replaced by a man Angle knows well, the debuting Josh Alexander.
While Josh and Kemp pick up the tag team titles, Angle focuses in on the tournament. He is able to defeat Rey Mysterio in the first round, Dragon Lee in the second, Pete Dunne in the quarters, and Cedric in the semis.
Damian, meanwhile wins the RAW bracket and the finals are set. The Punisher vs The Wrestling Machine.
In a vein very similar to what an Angle/Undertaker match looks like, Priest muscles around Angle, only for Kurt to surprise him with his own strength. Angle works on the leg, rendering Priest's kicking ability useless and kneading him for the eventual Ankle Lock.
Damian looks for Razor's Edge, powering through the pain in his leg. As he chucks Angle, Kurt reverses with a huracanrana taking Priest off guard. Angle begins his trio of Germans, on the third attempt, Priest maneuvers free and gets a Thunder Clap on Angle.
He sets up for The Reckoning, but Angle hits a Southern Lights Suplex, sending Priest forward to the canvas. Angle gets an Angle Slam for a near-fall.
A Moonsault follows, but Priest gets a grip across the throat as Kurt comes down. He lands South Of Heaven for a close two count. Damian sizes up Kurt from across the ring.
Tornado Kick, intercepted, Kurt locks onto the ankle! Priest tries to roll out, kick Kurt away, but Angle is relentless and vice grips around the ankle, torturing Damian.
Priest eventually passes out from the pain, giving Angle a victory, albeit one he's only slightly satisfied with. Regardless of how, Kurt has won King Of The Ring and will now main event SummerSlam for the World Heavyweight Championship.]
Kurt Angle def Damian Priest
WWE Battleground, Jul 25, 2026:
Brock Lesnar vs Kurt Angle
[Brock, having returned in the Royal Rumble earlier in the year and announcing a retirement tour, culminating at SummerSlam in his hometown, sets his sights on Kurt Angle.
Kurt, one month away from main eventing SummerSlam, accepts Brock's challenge, dubbing him one more legend Kurt can send packing.
The match is evidently very intense with Brock showing his trademark dominance and Angle impressing with bursts of strength and out-grappling Lesnar.
Towards the climax of the match, both men begin exchanging German Suplexes. Brock eventually decides to do the continuous trio ala Kurt. Angle lands on his feet on the third attempt and rolls Brock into a deadlift German Suplex.
Kurt scales for a Moonsault, but Brock catches him in mid-air for an F-5, Kurt scrambles free and gets an Ankle Lock applied. Brock is able to fight out, applying a Kimura Lock. Kurt makes it to the ropes and Brock gets fed up.
Lesnar goes to the top turnbuckle for the first time in decades and attempts a Shooting Star Press. Kurt moves and Lesnar eats canvas, Angle immediately jumps onto the leg of Brock applying an agonizing Ankle Lock.
After minutes of Kurt's snake-like refusal to release his grip, he does what few have ever been able to do and makes The Beast tap out. After the bout, Brock shakes the hand of Kurt Angle and Kurt looks ahead to his titanic Heavyweight Title opportunity.]
Kurt Angle def Brock Lesnar
As Angle approaches war at SummerSlam, he decides that Team Angle needs an advisor. Someone that can guide them to their ultimate goal of every member holding gold. He says for three of the best technical wrestlers in the world, their advisor must be of a similar status.
He enlists none other than The Excellence Of Execution, The Hitman is in Team Angle. Bret coaches Kurt in the lead-up to SummerSlam, giving him tips and reviewing old tapes showing how he won his Titles.
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  • Kick off your summer weekends at Laumeier Sculpture Park with our Finally Friday Series. Each Friday this summer, you’ll find food and beverage vendors onsite at the Park from 4-8 p.m. So grab a drink and a bite and celebrate that it is finally Friday with us!
• Karaoke Wednesdays at HandleBar
  • Every Wednesday
  • Browse the catalog and find your favorite songs to sing! Songbookslive.com/stlredcarpet
• Karaoke Wednesdays at Mack's Bar & Grill
  • Every Wednesday
• Landmarks Downtown Walking Tours
  • Every Saturday
  • Landmarks Downtown St. Louis Walking Tours: History, Culture, Architecture, and Exercise: What could be better on a Saturday morning.
• Native American Art of the 20th Century: The William P. Healey Collection at St. Louis Art Museum
  • February 23 - July 14, 2024
  • Native American Art of the 20th Century: The William P. Healey Collection celebrates a transformative gift of outstanding works by Native American artists active across the 20th century. The promised gift of 100 works establishes a critical junction between the Saint Louis Art Museum’s deep collection of pre-1920 Indigenous art and a growing emphasis on the contemporary.
• Open Mic Night at Schlafly Bottleworks (Maplewood)
  • Every Wednesday
  • Join others every Wednesday evening and showcase your talents with our Open Mic Night! Open sign up begins at 6:30PM with music starting at 7:00PM. They welcome original material, covers and spoken word! Grab a beer, then play and listen every Wednesday! There are no cover charges and no drink minimums to attend.
• Soulard Farmer's Market
  • Wednesdays - Saturdays
  • Soulard Farmers Market is located at 730 Carroll Street in St. Louis, Missouri, a half mile north of the Anheuser-Busch Brewery. The market is open Wednesday through Saturday, year round. They feature locally grown and shipped in goods, including: produce, meats, cheeses, spices, gourmet kettle corn, flowers, baked goods, and general merchandise. There are also several different eateries that have many food options, which allows customers the convenience to grab a quick bite to eat and a drink while shopping.
• Spring Antique Fair at Lafayette Park
  • June 1, 2024
  • Taking place in the idyllic setting of Lafayette Park, this spring antique fair will feature vintage collectibles, vinyl records, instruments, textiles and jewelry, among other treasures.
  • On June 1, you can also see Packard cars and old-school fire trucks, witness a Lafayette Square Cyclone baseball game and enjoy a variety of food trucks in and around the park.
  • At 6 p.m., the first concert of the season will also start beneath the trees.
• St. Louis Shakespeare Festival: As You Like It
  • May 29 - June 23, 2024
  • The 2024 season of the St. Louis Shakespeare Festival brings a funny, lusty production of As You Like It to Forest Park for Shakespeare in the Park from May 29 to June 23.
  • In this spontaneous romp, the brilliantly resourceful heroine, Rosalind, and her friends are exiled from the confines of city life to the Forest of Arden, giving them the freedom to explore new identities, friendships and, of course, love. Featuring new songs from St. Louis indie singer-songwriter Beth Bombara – plus, a lavish gilded age setting – this Shakespearean story will warm your heart and leave you longing for a sweeter life.
  • The St. Louis Shakespeare Festival is “free forever to everyone always.” Performances take place in Shakespeare Glen, beginning at 8 p.m. Tuesday through Sunday No reservations are required.
• Strawberry Festival in Kimmswick, MO
  • June 1 - 2, 2024
  • At more than 125 vendor stalls, strawberries will inform delicious drinks and desserts.
  • There will also be craft booths, home and garden vendors, bounce houses, a petting zoo and pony rides for people of all ages and interests.
• Sunday Bingo at Tim's Chrome Bar
  • Every Sunday
  • Get in the mood for some fun with an afternoon of BINGO at Tim’s. They'll supply the cards and daubers. Just bring yourself and your BINGO loving friends. Play for some good laughs and a variety prizes. Bar opens at 12 p.m., they'll start BINGO at 3 p.m. Cheers!
• Thursday Nights at the Museum
  • Every Thursday
  • Kick off your weekend at the Missouri History Museum in Forest Park! Each Thursday Night at the Museum will be the most fun, engaging, uplifting, thought-provoking, perspective-shaping night of your week. And there are drinks.
  • Join others starting at 5:30pm for happy hour and pop-up activities, such as brief tours, games, and performances. The main stage comes to life at 6:30pm, light appetizers and drinks are available for purchase until 7:00pm, and the Museum’s exhibits are open until 8:00pm for you to explore!
• Tower Grove Farmer's Market
  • Every Tuesday & Saturday
  • Join others every Saturday of the 2023 Tower Grove Farmers Market Season. They'll have over 100 vendors with local produce, meat, flowers, eggs, honey, prepared foods, art, jewelry, live music, and so much more.
• Whitaker Music Festival at Missouri Botanical Garden
  • Wednesdays until July 31, 2024
  • The Missouri Botanical Garden is an idyllic place to listen to live music, and on Wednesday evenings throughout the summer, the garden hosts free, open-air concerts as part of the annual Whitaker Music Festival.

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Sporting Events This Week	Attractions Around the Area	Comedy This Week
St. Louis Cardinals schedule	Anheuser-Busch Brewery	Funny Bone Comedy Club
St. Louis Blues schedule	City Museum	Helium Comedy Club
St. Louis City SC schedule	Gateway Arch	The Improv Shop
St. Louis Battlehawks schedule	Missouri History Museum
St. Louis Billikens schedule	National Blues Museum

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Trivia Nights
Location	Date/Time	More Information
Anheuser-Busch Biergarten	Tuesdays 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm	Trivia Details
Bar K	Tuesdays at 7:00 pm
City Foundry	Thursdays 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm
Crack Fox	Mondays 6:00 pm - 10:00 pm	They host a weekly free tournament and game night. Emphasis on Non Alcoholic refreshments and camaraderie.
Joey B's on the Hill	Mondays 8:30 pm - 10:30 pm	Trivia Details
Nick's Pub	Mondays
Felix's Pizza Pub	Tuesdays at 8:00 pm	Trivia Details
ITAP (Delmar Loop)	Wednesdays at 7:00 pm
ITAP (Soulard)	Tuesdays at 7:00 pm
Schlafly Brewpubs (Any Location)	Tuesdays 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm	Trivia Details
Rockwell Beer Co	Tuesdays	Trivia Details (Reservations required)
The Mack	Tuesdays at 8:00 pm	Trivia Details
The Pat Connolly Tavern	Wednesdays at 7:00 pm
The Post	Wednesdays 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm	Trivia Details
Pieces Board Game Bar & Cafe	Wednesdays	Trivia Details
HandleBar	Thursdays at 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm	Trivia Details
Steve's Hot Dogs	Tuesdays 7:30 pm - 9:30 pm	Trivia Details
Wellspent Brewing	Thursdays at 7:00 pm

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Live Music This Week
Music Venues	Live Music Around Town
Blueberry Hill Duck Room	1860 Saloon
Chesterfield Amphitheater	BB's Jazz, Blues & Soups
Delmar Hall	Broadway Oyster Bar
Enterprise Center	City Foundry
The Fabulous Fox Theatre	Gallery Pub
The Factory	Game 6 Honky Tonk
Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre	Gaslight Lounge
Off Broadway	The Heavy Anchor
Old Rock House	Jazz St. Louis
The Pageant	Joe's Cafe
Red Flag	The Lot on the Landing
The Sheldon	Tim's Chrome Bar
St. Louis Music Park	McGurk's
St. Louis Symphony Concert Calendar	SoFar St. Louis Secret performances around town
Stifel Theatre	Venice Cafe
	Yaquis on Cherokee

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Recurring Outdoor Activities
Big Muddy Adventures – STL Riverfront Adventure	Big Muddy Adventures was established in 2002. They are the first professional outfitteguiding company providing access to the wild wonders of the Middle Mississippi and Lower Missouri Rivers.
Gateway Arch Events	There are a variety of things to do along the Mississippi River.
Hidden Valley Ski Resort	Ziplining, scenic chairlift rides, and hiking trails opened during the summer. Skiing, snowboarding during the winter.

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Infiltration

[A/N: This chapter beta-read by Lady Columbine of Mystal.]
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Mik
The clock was ticking as she moved quickly but carefully around the building until she reached the point she was aiming at: an area of blank wall, with no entry points and thus no security cameras. She’d known where it was, having scoured the overhead imagery to the very limit of its resolution capability. More to the point, she knew what was on top of the building.
Here was where the mindsets of the Cyberon employees who had built and were staffing the structure would inevitably fail them. They had to breathe oxygen-laden air, and in fact required in the region of a full thousand millibars of atmosphere surrounding them, otherwise various nasty things would start happening to their bodies, starting with depressurisation and ending in death. To this end, while outside they were obliged to wear EVA suits which, even after decades of settlement on Mars, were still relatively bulky and clumsy.
As such, anyone (apart from Mik) attempting to gain surreptitious entry to any airlocked structure on Mars would have to go in via ground level, or use stairs to access the roof. The concept of free-climbing straight up the side of such a building, out of the sight of cameras, simply didn’t occur to Earth-normal humans. The thick gloves and heavy boots built into such suits had minimal chance of allowing someone to climb even a conveniently placed rope.
When she reached the base of the wall, Mik took a moment to pull off her boots, and hung them from her belt by the laces. Thinking ahead, she picked up a rock and dropped it into her pocket. Then she reached up, hooked her fingers into a couple of convenient crevices, and started to climb.
The concrete, as with most large structures on Mars, had been poured in a rough and ready manner. Outward appearance didn’t matter a great deal, and certainly held less importance than the ability to consistently hold air pressure. So external flaws such as crevices and shallow cracks (unfortunately common with some of the temperature shifts) were overlooked as being superfluous to the security and safety of the buildings.
Mik aimed to prove them all wrong.
It wasn’t so long ago, she mused as she steadily made her way up the vertical surface, that she’d told both Professor Ibrahim and Dani how she wanted to free-climb the wall of Valles Marineris, near the complex where she’d grown up. She probably never would do that now, but this was an acceptable substitute, especially if it got Dani safely away from the clutches of Cyberon. Making that a permanent situation still wasn’t a guarantee, given how they’d almost managed to kill her with a spread of gravel inside Lunar orbit. If that was any indication of the reach of the rogue Martian megacorp, it was frighteningly long.
But one issue at a time, as the professor had been in the habit of saying.
Her internal clock wasn’t perfect, but she was pretty sure that by the time she reached the top, the three minutes she’d allowed Pete were up. This meant his part of the distraction was due to start, and the window of success was going to start closing soon. Pulling herself up to the top of the roof, she paused to survey the expanse.
Signal dishes, check. Airlock for roof access, check. Total lack of guards on top of the roof, check.
Okay, let’s do this thing.
Still barefoot, she darted across to the nearest signal dish and examined the box built into the base of it. One of her jobs back in the Valles Marineris Research Complex had been to check on the various dishes on the roof, especially after a dust storm came through. That hands-on experience, plus the formal tutelage from half a dozen brilliant minds, had left her with a thorough understanding of how such dishes worked … and how to most easily simulate an equipment malfunction.
With this in mind, she popped the cover off the control box, examined the fuses and breakers she found there, then grinned and pulled one out. That particular brand of fuse was finicky as hell, and always needed to be firmly seated or it would play hob with the signal. Removing it altogether would be a dead giveaway that someone was up there on the roof, but if some unkind person blew fines into the socket—Mik wiped some off the sole of her boot onto her fingertip, took a breath from the pony bottle, and did just that—then replaced it, then it would look perfectly natural.
Fines, the ever-present Martian micrometre-scale ‘dust’, got everywhere, after all. Proofing her body against them had been one of the tougher challenges, or so Kathy had once told her. It was one of the things that would’ve propelled the Martian Walker program (and, by association, the Tharsis Corporation and Mik herself) into the forefront of the terraforming initiative.
With the fuse back in place and the box partly open as though left that way by a careless technician, she scrambled up on top of the roof exit airlock and set about putting her boots back on. The airlock would be electronically secured from the inside, of course, but the thing about boredom was that it made people lazy. She’d seen it herself a dozen times; if someone was just ducking out for something, they’d leave the outer door open, because why bother closing it when it was just going to be opening again in a minute or so?
Thirty seconds after she finished lacing up the second boot, the airlock rumbled open. Someone in an EVA suit stepped out, carrying a toolkit. Predictably, he headed straight for the dish she’d sabotaged.
EVA suits were utterly shit for peripheral vision, but Mik didn’t waste any time. Grabbing the upper edge of the airlock, she swung down and in, then slapped the button to close the outer door and cycle the lock. Her sinusoidal channels registered the rise in air pressure, and soon enough her sphincters relaxed, as did her abdominal muscle bands.
She stepped out of the airlock, then took the rock from her pocket and wedged it into the channel to block the inner door from closing all the way. The safety interlocks would kick in at that point, preventing the outer door from opening. It was an old trick, dating from the first days of the Martian colonies, but it was still an effective one.
While she didn’t have anything in particular against the guy who’d gone to repair the dish, he was one of the assholes holding Dani captive, so keeping him out of the way was a good idea. By now, Pete would’ve knocked on the front door, so the timer really was ticking. Reaching up to her ear, she activated the mastoid earpiece, so they could talk if necessary.
Step One: infiltrate the base. Done that.
Step Two: find Dani.
Okay, so where are you?
*****
Pete
The last few seconds of the timer in Pete’s suit chrono ticked down, and he took a deep breath. Okay, showtime. He was fully aware this was not part of his job description—*I’m Orbital Rescue, not SpecOps, dammit!—*but this was where the rescue operation was so he was just gonna have to man up and do the job.
Holding the inflated suit meant for Danielle Connaught in a way that made it look like there was someone inside and he was helping them along, he headed for the airlock Mik had already spotted. When he knew he was within range of the video pickup, he waved his free arm and activated his radio on the universal Guard channel. “Hey, help, can you see me? Need help here! Crashed our transport and the kid’s hurt!”
Nobody had answered by the time he got up to the airlock, so he hit the oversized entry button. It depressed but the airlock didn’t open, as he’d figured. He didn’t even try to figure out the coded keypad, instead slapping his palm on the exterior alarm panel. That would sound a loud buzzer inside the complex, indicating that someone was locked out and needed to get in.
“Hey!” he called out over the radio again. “Help! I need help out here! I got a hurt kid! We need medical attention and we need air! Help!”
Four things were working in his favour here. The first was that this secret facility was trying hard to pretend not to be a secret facility. Second, the EVA suit meant for Danielle, and the mention of a ‘hurt kid’, would throw them off the track. Third, the people inside would want to know who had been wandering around in their back yard, and why. And as for the fourth, it was simple. He’d been born on Earth, and had spent an extended period of time down on the surface a lot more recently than any Cyberon employee he was likely to encounter.
The light over the airlock door turned green, then the door itself rumbled open to reveal an EVA-suited figure. “Come on in,” said a masculine voice over the same channel. “Bring the—”
He got no further than that, because Pete had dropped the suit and launched himself into the airlock. Orbital Rescue pilots had to be fit and good at hand-to-hand combat, both in and out of EVA suits. They weren’t combat troops, but it wasn’t unknown for potential rescuees to act thoroughly unreasonable in the face of extreme stress, up to and including physically assaulting the people trying to rescue them.
When it came to subduing people in a hurry, Pete knew the value of depriving them of their own breath, so he led with a sucker punch to the solar plexus. Letting out a pain-filled gasp, the Cyberon goon doubled over, allowing Pete to smack the close-door button with his elbow. In the interval before the airlock finished cycling to full pressure, he lifted his involuntary dance partner up against the side of the small compartment and gave him another couple of gut punches to keep him honest.
When the inner door opened, he pulled out the foot-long metal bar he’d stashed in his leg pouch and came out swinging. There were two men waiting for him, neither one in an EVA suit. Both were wearing uniforms with Cyberon patches, which only confirmed what he and Mik had already known.
His swing took the one on the right in the left shoulder, and Pete felt the snap of a bone transmitted through the bar. The guy screamed and fell away, giving Pete the leeway to turn his attention to the third guy. This one started backing away; he’d clearly been prepped to grab and subdue a man and a child at three to two odds, and this was not turning out that way.
Suit-clad, even if he wasn’t outside anymore, Pete knew damn well that he was slower than anyone wearing normal clothing. His peripheral vision was also limited due to his helmet, which meant that he had to finish this fight fast. His one big advantage was his strength, incidentally allowing him to also move more quickly than expected in the EVA suit.
The guy he was heading for pointed something at him, and for a moment Pete thought they’d miscalculated badly and he was about to be shot. But instead he faintly heard the warble of a wireless taser, and felt the vague tingle of a charge passing across the outside of his suit. But just because the guy had tried something that wasn’t going to work didn’t mean Pete could relax. Lunging across the intervening distance, Pete grabbed him by the front of his shirt, spun him around, and slammed him against the wall.
Only because he was facing in the right direction did he see the one in the EVA suit coming out of the airlock. Still hunched over a bit from the gut punches, he was clearly recovering by the second. Worse, Pete could see his mouth moving inside his helmet, indicating that he was on the radio to someone.
They were far too close to Burroughs to want to play hide-and-seek with Cyberon security, so he had to shut this down now. Swapping the bar to his left hand, he swung it hard at the side of the guy’s helmet. He wouldn’t do more than dent the metal frame, but the antenna was on the outside of the helmet where it could easily be serviced or repaired, and there were several chips in there that did not appreciate rough handling. While the apparatus was protected by a hard plastic shell, this didn’t make it proof against someone hitting it with a piece of metal.
As an added bonus, a hard enough smack on the side of the helmet would cause the guy to hit his head on the inside of the helmet, and put him down for at least a little bit. He swung with all the force he was capable of; the impact travelled back up his arm with a clang, and the guy stumbled sideways and fell over.
Pete turned to check on the one whose collarbone he’d broken, and found him just climbing to his feet. He didn’t trust the guy to not cause trouble anyway, so he towed his current captive over to the injured one, and kicked the second one’s legs out from under him. Then he unsealed his faceplate and flipped it up. “Danielle Connaught!” he shouted. “Where is she?”
“Wh-what?” asked the one who had just hit the floor again. “Who?”
“The Earth girl!” Pete was starting to lose patience. “If someone doesn’t give me a straight answer, I’m gonna be tossing one of you in the airlock and cycling it, see if that wakes the other one up!” He wasn’t sure if he’d actually be able to do it, and he hoped fervently that they wouldn’t make him find out.
“Oh, that Earth girl,” the guy who’d tried to taser him said in tones of enlightenment. “Yeah, she’s in room ten-thirty-eight.”
Pete flipped his faceplate closed again and keyed his radio. “Papa Juliet calling Mike Whiskey,” he said tersely. “I’m in. Guy here says she’s in room one-zero-three-eight, do you copy?”
*****
Cyberon Headquarters, Burroughs
CEO’s Office
“What do you mean, you’re under attack? Is it the specimen? Is it there?”
Adrenaline flushing through his system, he stood up from his desk. At the same time, he slapped the privacy button, so that the door to his office shut and locked. While there were none under his employ who would dare gainsay his right to do anything he wanted in the interests of furthering Cyberon’s market share, it was still a good idea to ensure that nobody heard any details of things they weren’t cleared to hear.
The voice he was listening to was pained and labouring, but still audible. “No, sir, I haven’t seen it. Just an Earthman, on foot, in the chaotic terrain. Said he had a hurt kid, then he gut-punched me. Hits like an ore-loader.”
“A hurt child?” He zeroed in on that, to the exclusion of all else. “Did you see the child?”
“No, just a—” There was a burst of static, then silence.
“Say again your last!” he snapped. “Just what? What did you see?”
But the signal had cut out. He was talking to dead air.
Slowly, thinking furiously, he lowered himself back into his chair. It was the specimen. There was no other possible reason for that specific complex to be under attack by someone from Earth. The specimen had gotten as far as Orbital Rescue and had somehow suborned them to aid it in its misguided efforts. It was the only scenario that made any kind of sense.
Fingers moving swiftly, he called up the radar imagery over that area for the previous two hours. No unexplained ships had landed anywhere near the facility in that time; everything that had touched down anywhere in the vicinity was accounted for and squawking the appropriate transponder codes. For a moment, he glanced at the trace of a meteorite that had come down on Hesperia Planum, far to the north-east of Hellas Basin. Then he shook his head; the thing had massed no more than a thousand kilos, far too light for any kind of assault lander.
The only viable explanation was that the specimen and its Earth patsies had come in via ordinary channels and his precautions had missed them altogether. Once it was captured, he would have to see about backtracking its movements and arranging a suitable punishment for those who’d been asleep at the switch when it came through. But for now, he had to make sure it could not get what it wanted.
He didn’t have anywhere near total control of the facility, given that it was outwardly supposed to be owned by interests opposed to those of Cyberon. But he’d arranged the security precautions around the Connaught girl himself, and those he could access and activate. Calling up the appropriate screen, he checked the camera views around the purpose-built cell—originally intended for the specimen itself—then entered a specific command.
While the cell itself was airtight, the corridors around it were now a trap. The moment anyone who wasn’t authorised to be there showed up on camera, vents would kick open and the atmosphere around the cell would be reduced to that of the outside pressure. If the Earthman had taken off his EVA suit to get to her (and Earthmen always got out of their suits as soon as they could), he would die in the near-vacuum of Mars-normal atmosphere. On the other hand, the specimen would survive, but it would be forced to stand helplessly outside the cell in the knowledge that there was no way of getting the Earth girl out without dooming her.
With that taken care of, he sent off pre-prepared messages to his security people. They were to flood the facility and take all intruders prisoner. None but the specimen needed to be taken alive, and even it could die if necessary. Once it (or its body) had been secured in Cyberon’s deepest laboratories, the superfluous captives could be disposed of in ways that would obscure their origins and actual cause of death.
He smiled coldly, flexing his fingers against each other in anticipation of victory. Who said good things didn’t come to those who waited?
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[A/N: Another chapter coming very shortly. The whole thing came to over 6500 words, so I decided to cut it in half.]

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