Dirt funny limerick

I know all of you like to tell your scary stories, I like them too. Way back when my voice was still high-pitched I knew a man who told the scariest stories you'd ever hear, well he wasn't a human exactly, but he sure was a man. A good man by estimation, but you can be the judge of that. See, my mama used to live way down in the rural bits of Texas. Ain't nothing much down there 'sides toads and mosquitos. Fireflies would light up the night sky, and once in a while you'd see a couple eyes comin' up from the water. We lived in a small house, a bedroom, a kitchen, nothing special, but nothing shameful neither. It was just me and mama, papa left a long time ago, mama says he was out on the lake and got eaten by one of them gators. I believed it, he was always drunk and on a tear. He'd go out into the reeds until they got as high as his head. He was big a fella, too. That man'd go out there and throw meat to the alligators, meat my mama said we couldn't afford. And he'd come back scratching from the mosquitos and what else was in those high reeds. He'd stumble into the house and fall asleep somewhere round the door.
None of that may seem wholly pertinent, but it will be, just give it some time. I was outside one evening, mama was asleep. Mama was a hard sleeper, I think she grew up by a train track - Chicago she said, mama was a city girl that came out to the country to raise a big family. It was just me though, I never asked why, but it was always just me. It was a gorgeous evening, the ones you see in those little photo booklets that advertise how beautiful the town is. Fireflies dotted the sky, and a big yellow moon lit the whole way down to the lake. As much as a lake as you could call it, the critters sure did like the water. Bugs, frogs, gators, big and little fish; you could stick a net in the water and be sure something'd be stuck in there.
So, I walked throught the reeds, taking little chunks off the ones nearest me so I could find my way back. It was just a straight walk, but you try walking in a straight line when you're blind. You'll end up going in a circle - I think that's why they say we have a circulatory system. As I'm just near the water, pullin' reeds, and swattin' mosquitos, I see a kid with a lantern, about my height. The lantern was half the size of his body, big flame in the middle of glass, the orange waves danced and flickered lighting everything it touched, and casting shadows where it didn't. The kid beckoned me too him: "Hey, come here" he said. Well, it wasn't a kid, it was a very adult voice. "Little person" I thought, that's what they liked to be called. Just the same I didn't feel too comfortable approaching a man I didn't know.
"Come here, it's all right." And he beckoned again. Something about him, seemed - familiar. I didn't need much convincing, I headed over to him, and he gestured with his hand for me to sit. I sat, and he sat beside me. Wasn't much of a man either, he had a bulbous yellow eyes that searched around and never found anything. Big lips, red splotches just about everywhere. He was fat too, well not quite fat, but somehow, inflated. He was barefoot, and smelled like old hamburgers. I breathed through my mouth, and waited for him to speak again.
"I've got tell you a story about that house you're living in" he said. He paused, just waiting for it to sink in. Somewhere I was livin'. Now, I loved my house, and I loved my mama, but there weren't nothing worth telling a story about there. And everyone in town knew about papa, so it couldn't be that.
"Just me and my mama here" I replied, shifting a bit on the dirt as the small tide lapped close to my sneakers, the shadows from the lantern playing on the water. I had my eyes fixed on the water, always expecting a couple of eyes and a big alligator mouth.
"Just hold on there, I've been around this place a long time, I might know something you don't." He waited again, his eyes whirling, and his hands shuffling around the dirt, like he was lookin' for something on either side.
"Okay, go ahead then."
"There's a woman in that house, sometimes thin, sometimes big. Sleeps heavy, talks about the trains in Chicago"
"That's my mama"
"It is?"
"yes sir"
"She good to you?"
I hesitated. Mama was good, but she was rough sometimes. Sometime she'd get sick, and, well, irrational. She'd yell about how people in the house tryin' to talk to her, wanted to 'get' her. Eventually she'd tire herself out, and then she was a sweet mother then. Cooked the best beef stew you'd ever had, I never had any other beef stews, but her's was real good all the same: "yeah, she's good" I said.
The little man waited again, then continued on: "Well, maybe I'm talkin' about another woman. I couldn't know, your mama seems a wonderful gal."
"Tell me the story" I said. My fingers were tapping on the ground, along the dancing shadows, under that big yellow moon. I could hear the plop of a fish flying out out of the water and right back in. That siren eek of a mosquito came by my air and I shooed it away. And I looked at the water, where it was lit by the flame I could still see the little man. His eyes still whirling, his hands still digging.
"Well, some woman lived in that house. And she had a husband, handsome fellow, maybe a little too hard on the bottle, but he got done what needed to be done. For years the two of them would talk about havin' kids, and it just never happened, well almost never. Don't worry - I'll get to that. Now I want go too into the details because you're so young, but boy did those two try. And sometimes, like woman do when they're ready to become mamas, she'd get nice and big. Then she'd get thin again. Now, her husband was confused to say the very least. His wife'd cry, say the child was taken by the Lord, and they'd continue on about their lives, alone, in that little house by the lake. But funny enough how God works, like a miracle, when they were at their saddest - plenty would come in. See, the woman had a sister from the city who'd send her big packages full of meat and she'd make that meat into a nice stew. Sometimes they even had a little extra, you know what they'd do with it?"
I paused, I knew, I heard the stories. "He'd go throw it to the alligators"
"You're right, he'd throw it right to the alligators, now I don't know if gators can taste spice, but if they can they're mighty tough. That stew was always filled with the habaneros and all sorts of chilis, something you gotta stop and sweat for every few bites. Not those gators though, they'd gobble them right up. I'll tell you though, one day those two did have a child, handsome one too. Fuzzy brown hair, and cute as all get out. Looked' something like you matter of fact. Named him Matthew."
"My name is Matthew" I knew what was going on, I did, and I felt something like fear and something like comfort. Knowing just who this man was saying he was.
"Is it? Well, that can't hardly be a coincidence. I'll tell you something though, Matthew, I lied earlier in the story, I s'pose I should go ahead and tell you the truth."
"What's that?"
"Well, you already figured out, wasn't too hard, that's your mama I'm talkin' about, and yes, I'm your papa. I'm sure you figured that out too. I know I don't look like much not after you know what happened, but I didn't die. I've been living around this here lake since you was born. Your mama says she don't want me back in the house account of how I look. I don't blame her, but it sure is frustrating." there was some rustling in the reeds behind us, and the croak of some old frogs - they always sounded old to me at least.
"And that meat, ain't no packages from Chicago, I don't think Carol ever lived in Chicago, maybe she did, but I never heard from anyone there. And there wasn't so much as a picture to prove it. Those was those little miracles from the Lord. Yes I'd put one in your mama, we'd wait a few months, and we'd have ourselves a nice meal. The first one really was a miscarriage, and we were hungry, so we tried just a bite. Maybe we were both a little too much on the whisky, but we were very hungry. And boy - it tasted good. Best meat I'd ever had. And as long as I could keep fishin' by that lake I could give your mama the energy she needed to make that delicious beef stew."
I got up as fast as I could muster, I tried to run, took a few good strides, and then felt arms on my shoulders, locking me in place, and shoving me down onto the floor. I squirmed and screamed: "Let me go, no!" I cried, and I hollered, but it was no use. It was my mama, she straddled me with her legs, and pinned my arms down so I couldn't move a muscle. She smelled like those old hamburgers. And she smiled the sweet smile she always smiled when she was in one of her better moods.
"We waited a bit longer with you, wanted you to be nice and ripe, and now I think you're ready. Don't you think he's nice and ready, Carol?"
Mama took one hand off me, whipped it behind her back, and pulled out a big kitchen knife. She held it in front of me, and I could say my eyes in the metal, tears were rolling, and my face was red and screaming. Can't say I'd been that scared since.
"Carol, darlin', before we make our meal, how bout' we kiss like we used to. It'd be nice for him to see what a happy family looks like"
"Kiss you?" Mama spat. "You ugly little drunk, not even the alligators would want to kiss your mouth. Last one tried to kiss you spat you right out. I ain't want nothin' to do with that."
"Darling, I missed you."
"I didn't miss you, I ain't lettin' you back in the house neither. You think I can't find another man? Just past this lake I've got a hundred suitors just waitin' to take a gal like me. Bet they have big cocks too, not like your little pecker."
That was enough for papa, He ran right toward mama, I don't know how he did it with those whirlin' eyes, but he did it. He came and pushed mama right off me. I started crawling away as quickly as I could. Papa bit her and mama let out a big yelp: "Fuck!" she screamed; mama didn't cuss much 'less she was real mad. And boy was she real mad. I crawled into the reeds and hid there, lookin' through to see what was gon' happen.
She stabbed him, right in his arm when he tried to block her form his stomach. Big nasty gash, blood running everywhere, a little brown, a little green, but still mostly red. But he kept just goin' kickin' and bitin'. "I'll kill you!" she screamed and slashed, and they both yelped and hollered.
Then, I swear, he started hummin' a little tune, sounded like a nursery rhyme, and the water started to bubble, and I saw two big eyes out of the water, and then that mouth, and a big gator came right up. whappin' his tail, snortin' and groanin' in that way gators do. Bit mama on the leg, and started draggin' back to the water, mama screamed, and kicked, but that gator hung on. Bit up on her thigh, boy was she bleeding, strips of meat, and bone cracked and split. That gator dragged mama right down into the water. There was some splashin' and the gators back would come up and then back down into the water, and occasionally I heard a gurgly scream, but before I knew it the whole thing was over.
My papa sat there, I have to say, even then I felt a bit bad for him. "Son come out of those reeds, I promise I ain't gonna eat you no more."
I came and sat by papa and papa started hummin' again. I started to get up, but he put his hand on me. "Don't worry, she ain't gon' hurt you. I just gotta go away for a while."
The alligator came back on to the land and papa sat right down on her back, she crawled into the water until just her back and his upper body were above the water. "I gotta go son, I'm sorry. One day we might see each other again."
I didn't say a word, what was there to say? I met my papa, and he tried to eat me, now he wasn't, and now he was riding an alligator. So, I just nodded, and secretly hoped that maybe I wouldn't see him again.
And then off he went across the lake until I couldn't see him no more, haven't seen him since either. I went back to the house, and I'll tell you, I heard those voices my mama used to hear, too. But they wasn't mad at all, they was saying thank you. I think those are my brothers and sisters, and I think they thought I did something right. I whispered, "Don't thank me, thank papa, he saved us after all." And then, I'll tell you, nobody ever heard those voices again.

A creature quite strange is mankind, Perhaps the most complex you’ll find. They crave affection, Seeking connection, Then find it and say never mind. ————— How do you feel about the complexities of human nature? Leave your limerick in the comment section. This is just for fun to start a creative post. Sorry if it’s against the rules.

So I'm just here too vent I don't know where to start but I'll start at the beginning so some backstory, I grew up in a traditional household as in I was fending for myself from the age of 14 by that I mean that once I turned 14 I cooked my own meals I did my own laundry I cleaned my own room I did my own jobs where I got paid money for things Such as babysitting house cleaning and sitting. Also I feel like I should mention that I grew up in a sixth generational military household where we were Raised under strict discipline We were also raised to have strong moral values as in do not do anything illegal and be an upstanding citizen you see something wrong report it. So to the meat and potatoes of why I want to vent so For this we need to go back 12 years ago so I just graduated high school I decided I want to start dating so I ended up meeting the person who would become my life partner when I first met him and we were on our first date I specifically told him that if we are going to be serious there's a game changer or end of game for me would be If he Or any of his friends or family members Had a criminal record that it would be game over "sorry thanks for playing tell him what he has won Charlie". He very plainly told me that no everyone and his family and his life are good people. So I give him a chance and we ended up dating for 2 years. Eventually I ended up getting stationed far away and I asked him if he would like to move in with me and he said yes. After a short while of us living together we ended up getting pregnant with our daughter and then he wanted me to meet his parents. side note The reason why I haven't met his parents up until this point is because I was a strong believer in not meeting the in-laws until marriage was either on the table or at least in talks but I did not want to meet them unless I and he was absolutely sure that we wanted to take that step. So we eventually went to go meet his parents and siblings and his siblings kid and everything went well it was a very lovely meeting and there was nothing to complain about nothing out of the ordinary. It eventually got to the point where every weekend we would be going to his parents house and the rest of the pregnancy went by swimmingling no problems whatsoever. Eventually my daughter came into the world during the summer and she was full term healthy happy baby. After 2 months of recuperating from giving birth we went to go visit his family let them see their granddaughter, niece, cousin. When we arrived at my in-law's house his cousin was there just chillin sitting on the couch. My partner said "cousin you're out of juvee that's amazing I wasn't expecting you to be back so soon" Safe to say my eyes widen when I heard my partner say this because I flashback to when we first met and I specifically asked him if he had any family members or Or friends who Who had a criminal record. I pulled him to our room that we had aside at the In-law's house and hushley yelled at him saying that he had told me that he had no family members are friends with criminal records he very nonchalantly Said "oh cousin doesn't have a criminal record it was expunged when he turned 18" 🚩#1: I don't know about everyone else but this was a red flag when I first heard it cause he basically got me on a technicality But I still felt betrayed because his cousin was in juvee for a pretty bad crime.( Not gonna mention here but it will come into light later in the story.) I let it go for the moment And enjoyed the rest of my weekend unfortunately though I had left my ipod In my room cause I was told it would be safe there because I was also told that I should make my partner's room feel more homey to me. But when I had came back the following weekend to get my ipod it was not where I had left it I ended up tearing apart the room looking for it because it had sentimental value to me due to irreplaceable photos videos from high school of friends, friends who are no longer with us, events that I held dear from high school Especially all the events that come with senior year of high school. I asked all the family who were living in the house at the time if any of them had been in partner's room or Or borrowed my ipod and everyone said no everyone said I don't know where it is. I then asked who has been in the house during the week since I was gone and mother-in-law said oh cousin was here because he was having trouble with his girlfriend. I went to partner and asked him to call cousin to see if he borrowed my ipod because if he did then I would like it back because I have I have irreplaceable photos on the ipod. 🚩#2: Partner said no cousin wouldn't never take anything from my room cousin's not like that you're crazy why you being so upset and crazy over a few photos and a ipod. Partner also mentioned that because of my view of His cousin that that's clouding my Vision of him so of course I would automatically assume he would take it granted I did not specify he stole it I said borrowed did not say stolen please refer to previously mentioned reason why this ipod was so important to me...partner knew of the sentimental value of the ipod also that I paid for it with my hard earned money, it was the first expensive thing I had ever brought. Anyways partner had me second-guessing myself so I eventually just let go the fact that my ipod was missing I did not bring it up I should have it would save me a lot of mental health in the future anyways flash forward to 2015 my contract With the military was up I decided not to reinlist. As a goodbye gift my master chief had given me a deer antler bullet Pen that he had made personally for me. At the behest of his parents me and partner and our daughter moved into his parents place I kept the pen in a pen holder On my desk in my room At this point in time I was always out of my room and out of the house looking for a job. I didnt really need one I was making and still am making plenty from the VA. I'm sure a lot of you I probably gonna say that when I had moved in I should learn my lesson with the ipod and had installed a lock on the door but my in-laws were strong believers in a no lock policy in the house of course I did not And still do not believe in that policy I like privacy I do not like the idea of someone just randomly barging into my Space at any given moment. So eventually one of my old navy buddies had came to visit me and wanted to see the pen that master chief had given me. We wanted to compare the ones that Master chief had given both of us Every pen he had made was always unique so we wanted to see the difference Between the 2. Low and behold my pen was missing and I was devastated. And true Rinse and repeat fashion. I asked all the family members who were living in the house at the time if anyone had been in my room and took a pen they all looked at me like I was crazy and said are you going to get upset over a pen missing now and I specified that that pen was basically a parting gift from my boss for For being in the military. 🚩#3:After I realized that I was not gonna get anywhere with asking the family, I voice my concerns and grievances to my partner he also made me feel like I was crazy because he stated that "it's just a pen get over it". Eventually I did manage to get a few jobs over the next few years up until 2019 when I eventually decide I want to better my education and go to college so from June till may of 2020 I was going to college.side note: From when we had moved in with his parents all the way till even today I have been doing 90% of the housework as in I cook, I clean, I do laundry all the while working 40+ hour weeks. All partner ever does is just go do work with his dad And come home to fresh clean clothes and towel fresh out of the dryer laid out in the bathroom and a hot meal waiting on the table as I'm sure you're getting from the tone of what I'm saying right now I think you know Where this whole thing is gonna go real soon. So while I'm going to school and doing all the housework taking care of our child. My partner would come home shower do all the normal stuff and then go to bed but then he wouldn't touch me or be intimate with me he would always say I'm tired I'm not in the mood I have a headache. Maybe you dont understand partner but I never pressed on him because I assume because of certain work stressors He must be having a tough week so I never pressed him to be intimate with me. Pass to around a few weeks before Halloween I was just randomly scrolling on his phone looking at Halloween costumes for our daughter cause she wanted a very specific costume and he had gotten a text message from someone labeled under a male name and they said something that was very alarming and I looked in the text against my better judgment And what it said was hey how about we have another car date. I didn't want to jump to conclusions so me in stealth mode I text it back saying what would you like to do during the car date and the person replied oh the same thing we do every time we go on a car date you me in the back seat and you pounding me like crazy. With you saying my name and me screaming yours. Safe to say I was sick to my stomach just from reading what the person had text I had screenshot the text and I had sent it to myself and then deleted the text that I had sent to myself from my partner's fault I then put the phone away and then partner went and got his phone and I could see his face turned pale white as he saw that the Text had been opened but he didn't make any mention even brought it up. After this I went into FBI mode and I would casually look at his phone whenever he was in the shower he would always leave it charging as soon as he got home from work and then any text messages that seemed kinda off I would screenshot them and I would look app the number at a later time and back track it via Google. The information you can find on Google is crazy to me thank God for google. I eventually would get the person he was sending messages 2 send pictures as proof that they were together And evidence was unmistakable the things that she had sent made my stomach turn lowkey I could hear just what the episode of SNAPPED would have said about me if I had listened to that inner voice. After getting plenty of proof of his infidelity I eventually confronted him And here's where red flag number 4 comes into play. 🚩#4: He stated that I had become distant from him that I was more concerned with our child and school then I was with him and then also another thing that was basically as he said the straw that broke the camel's back was that I had put on weight. at this point in time I was Only 50 pounds heavier than when I got out of the military. He also mentioned that I didn't make time for him anymore Which was far from the truth if anything I always tried to push to have time with him on his days off but he was always "with his friends" I later found out that he was with her. Another reason he had given was that our relationship had grown stale and cold and boring and he wanted something exciting and new. I gave him the ultimatum either he picks me and our daughter or he picks his side piece. And true kid mentality he said it wasn't fair because he loved both me and her and he couldn't pick and he had the nerve to come up with the idea that we do a sister wife/polygamy type of relationship. 🚩#5: He even went As far to say that we should do an open relationship but primarily one where he would be in a relationship with someone but I would have to be faithful to him.another side note:he's not morman or LDS or muslim Very nicely I state did that it would be a cold day in hell when any of those options would be even viable to me.* Again I grew up in a traditional household where monogamy is a necessity And I also made it very clear when we started dating that I was a monogamous person so how this even became an idea in his head I have no idea.* So he tells me once he sees that I am dead serious that he chooses me and our daughter and I stated good choice and I thought that was the end of it until December of that year when I had heard his phone go off while he was again in the bathroom and I went to look at it and it was her and she had stated that He had left his wallet at her place when When he had seen her last week. I was feeling mad and when he came to sit back down on the couch I threw his phone at him I Called him out for the sleazy dog that he wasAnd brought up other harsh words Regarding events that had happened in the past years Since we had moved in with his parents. 🚩#6:He stated that he hasn't seen her since I had given him the ultimatum and that she is just trying to get rise out of me because he had told her that I had found out about her. Of course I did not believe him so once he left for work the following day I checked his Google location for the day that she had mentioned that he had left his wallet and lo and behold he had been at her house during that week and then also later in the day after the text he had been at her house again this time he was at her house for the better part of 3 hours when he strictly told me that he was gonna be super busy and working with yard tools where he would not be able to hear his phone go Off whenever I text or call him. * Yes I can hear you all screaming at me that I should have left him when he first had the affair but I don't know maybe I had my daughter in my mind and didn't want her to grow up in a broken household or whatever may be the case but for some stupid God forsaken reason I gave him another chance And kept giving him chance after chance every time I saw he had gone to her house* Eventually he had grown tired of the girl and then he settled back into being monogamous again and everything for the most part especially after covid happened was quiet and calm but that's what I thought. Queue cousin entering from left stage. Cousin ended up staying with us during COVID because again he had a falling out with his girlfriend now baby mama And one particular day I came home from working limited hours due to covid and I see an iPod that looks eerily similar to the one I had. Curious I looked at the back and low and behold there was still a sticker residue from A sticker that had previous There. Fun fact about my ipod I had an anime sticker That I had personally designed. Again curiosity got the better be and I unlock the ipod and check the serial number in IMEI numbers and check the same Info on the product box that I had gotten my ipod in and lo and behold they matched perfectly to a T. Stupidly optimistic I was hoping someone had found it where it might have been misplaced and I was hoping that my photos and videos were still on the ipod. But as I'm sure you're probably already guessing it was wiped clean and it was nothing but photos of and you guessed it cousin and his baby mama and their baby. every video and pic that I had on my ipod from when I first bought it In freshman year of high school to when I had eventually had my daughter Was gone forever. Cousin came out of the bathroom and asked what I was doing with his ipod. I'm sure you know where this conversation is going so I'm not gonna repeat it but let's just say a few harsh things were said and he eventually felt guilty for not coming to me and asking if the ipod was mine. I obviously gave it back to him because it had no more sentimental value to me because all my stuff was deleted and it was basically his at this point. So later that night I again leaned on Partner's shoulder and Express my grievances and how I didn't appreciate that he gaslet me into thinking that his cousin wouldn't take something out of his room when in later years it is found out that he did in fact I asked for an apology on the matter and he stated... 🚩#7: Why are you upset over something that happened in the past and over photos that Aren't that important.* Our daughter's entire birth was on the ipod by the way Not to mention all my pregnancy bump milestone photos were there too.Also I have fertility issues and was told carry children would be difficult...I think they meant conceiving because like a unicorn no morning sickness or any of the negative things you hear that comes with pregnancy* Later in the year 2020 partner's brother ended up moving out and moving about 2 hours North of us With his girlfriend now wife. In the same fashion as us not too soon after they moved into their new place they found out they were expecting their first child together. The entire pregnancy went by just as smoothly as mine but around December, Brother-in-law and cousin decided to do cross-country trip this is all that they told us we thought they were crazy because His brother-in-law was expecting his first child and cousin was expecting his second child And the babies were going to be due any day at most within the coming weeks. Well surprise surprise we get a call from brother-in-law's frantic wife stating something happened to brother in law and cousin and that she couldn't talk about it over the phone. When she eventually arrived she was hysterical, Tears rolling down her face I actually felt A sense of concern and dread for what she was about to say to us. So long story short cousin and brother-in-law had been working for unfavorable people and transporting unfavorable items across state lines. sil and cousins baby mama knew what they were doing and would tag along, they "didn't care because the money and their lives were good" * Brother-in-law's ex then gf had previously told me that he was working for the same unfavorable people and when I brought it up to 🚩#8: partner he said x is crazy don't listen to Her. (He later told he and fam always knew what bil and cousin were doing just never brought it up because 'thats cousin and bils business to tell us'* Again due to COVID the court system was delayed and brother-in-law did not go to jail right away. While we were awaiting a sentencing Brother-in-law set all the family down and asked us to look over his wife and kids (yes kids plural he ended up having a second child while awaiting sentencing stupid I know.) The rest of the family said they would look out for Brother-in-law's family. But here's where I'm going to sound like an a****** but I very plainly and bluntly told him that I will not look after his family because I did not marry "wife" and I did not have "kids" I also stated that he knew that he was expecting a kid and he went to do a run even though his kid was due any day and I also mentioned that he needs to suffer the consequences of his actions. To make it short the family looked at me like I was the devil for saying this but I have made it clear of where I stand when it comes to criminals and doing illegal activities. I also have made it very clear how I feel criminals should pay for their actions. I know this will sound cheesy but if you cannot do the Time do not do the crime. In my eyes this was a textbook case of f*** around and find out. I do not feel like I should bend over backwards when I am taking care of my own family and my own problems and adding my brother-in-law's problems to my plate. Again this is where I might lose people but as I previously I grew up in a traditional household where we pull our weight and take care our ourselves. Sister-in-law is now living with us she does not have a job, she does not want a job, she does not pitch in for any expenses. I am paying over 70% of the household expenses water, gas, Wi-Fi etc. * Also after looking at the mortgage payment statements the rent I pay my in-laws to stay in the house pays for more than half of the mortgage.* Sister-in-law does not pitch in a dime. She has no disability she can work she just chooses not to. Well if you couldn't guess it the house was tense for the rest of the time that brother-in-law was in the house until he was eventually sentenced and put in jail. So since brother-in-law has been in jail I still stick to the hole I don't help sister-in-law with anything pertaining to her, I don't ask her for anything. She's been making it a habit of calling my partner and having him move my car from the spots that Im able to get in front of the house before she got into the spot to have him move the car for her because she doesn't want to walk far with The kids. This was usually how things were done until yesterday when sister-in-law was calling my partner to have him move my car and he wouldn't answer because he was asleep due to being sick. So In a begrudging fashion I assume this was for her she calls me to have me move my car, I told her I don't mind the car being moved but she would have to come get the keys to move it as I was currently busy rearranging my Space, And that I was trying to get everything i needed to get done before my day was over cause this was my only day off during the week, And in A spoiled sounding tone she says whatever Forget about it. Later in the day when my partner had woken up he Received a call from Sister-in-law stating that I was being difficult and wouldn't move the car From my spot.* I think it's fair to Mention that there are plenty of spots In front of our house but for some reason she always wants to park where I park. She never calls anyone else who's parked in front of the house ,if they're parked there, to move their cars only me or my Partner.) Also full circle, I was cleaning out our family's "junk cabinet" yesterday during my cleaning frenzy and found my deer pen it was in fils work bag, and yes its mine says my rank and full name on it.(trust me it'll come into play) So after the call with sister-in-law partner starts berating me Stating that I'm a part of this family and that I should be helping everyone out nevermind that I pay 70% expenses and more then half of mortgage,among other things. I told him very sternly that I had let her know that she could come and move the car herself but I was currently busy. I also stated that I told her when When brother-in-law asked us to help out with his family that I would not be doing any favors I will not be dropping things at the Whim of a hat for sister-in-law. I have my own things I need to do I can't just be stopping what I'm doing just to help her just cause it'll make it more convenient for her. I also stated during the convo with partner that there are plenty Of Mother's whose Partners are also in the prison system Who have multiple kids who are doing just fine by themselves. And that sister-in-law needs to women up And handle things on her own. I also stated that I did not tell her to have the kids That was all her choice. I also stated that I have never asked or received help for anything during my time with him and his family. I've been a very self-sufficient independent person. I'd like to make it known that we primarily survive off my income alone most of his income that he gives to me goes into savings because I make a Remarkably large amount of money thanks to what I get from the VA and from my 40+ hr job in the federal sector. And with the hours I work I don't have to worry about childcare as I watch my daughter during the day, When partner comes home from his long day at work I will sleep for a couple of hours before I start my night shift, I also will sleep while my daughter is in school till I have to pick her up then I do housework and take care of my child till my Partner Comes home and cook dinner. The only reason we live with in-laws is to help them with the mortgage because the mortgage is so incredibly high in the area that we live in. So to reiterate I have never asked or needed help from any of partner's family. And I find it funny that they are now preaching that we're a family we need to help each other, Yet never once while I was living with them have ever offered help offer to watch a our child for the night or anything. Not that I would accept or anything just saying it would have been a nice gesture at the very least. But after partner said that we're family, I retaliated by saying family doesn't violate personal space and go in your room and steals your stuff. He sighed and said you're on that again and I said it's not just the ipod it is also the fact that your dad stole my deer pen. And that the ipod was and the deer pen is sentimental to me. Like a broken record I stated that the ipod had everything from my past that was irreplaceable memories of friends who are no longer with us and of our daughter's first breath into the world And the fact that he is not as mad as me about the fact that we no longer have the video of our daughter being brought into the World Is eye-opening. We ended the day on a sour note where he ended up sleeping on the couch and I in our bed. which has led me to write out my emotions because I just want to scream at him for 🚩#9: everytime he gave his free time to his family,when I couldn't even get 2 hours a day to just chat, the little bit of time I did get with him he just wants to "sit in silence" where he ends spends the time on tiktok. Also whenever I find out when i have a day off usually a month in advance. I try to plan an "US" day where its just me, him, and our daughter.spoiler alert I rarely if ever get to share a day off with him and when he manages one, on the day we had plans he says something along the lines of I have to do a tree trimmng job or fix a sprinkler head, he states "won't take long" then will call and say he'll be bit longer, rinse and repeat this and he spends the whole day at his clients house fixing his fuck up. no hes not seeing AP I have untraceable GPS trackers secretly hidden in all the vehicles, and no not illegal I legally own and insure all our vehicles at my suggestion due problems with the parents. Also partner owns piece of fils business so in a way its keeping track of work equipment in case it gets stolen. I've gotten to the point where the moment he says he's gonna take longer than planned I just leave with my daughter and do what I had planned like go to the zoo, museum, trampoline park, etc. Partner does not call me all day. im at the point idc,still frustrated but don't care. Also here's the cherry on the cake usually when me and daughter go out we get back right when partner gets home and is unpacking the work vehicle and he has this look like were you out of the house all day? Which is confirm with that very question coming from his mouth. I send our child to go in the house sensing where the convo was leading to and once she was out of ear shot. Again very bluntly I tell im not gonna cancel my day if your not gonna prioritize me and our daughter's time I had plans for today I told you in advance you made your choice of which is more important so while you used your day off to do an extra job I used my day off to make memories with our child. In true child fashion he says but I wanted to go to insert place too. You should've just waited to go on a different day. I tell him that he always postpones or comes up with a reason not to go (too expensive, too hot, will be crowded, blah blah blah) so instead I will make the plan to go tell him ahead of time if he takes time off great if not no sweat im still going. Boy he got so irritated for being called out especially when our daughter yelled from the doorway dad you always cancel on us. BTW daughter is unaware of partners affair on the day that I confronted him a close friend that I had told of my situation told me and partner that her daughter wanted to do a sleepover I was unaware this was her sneaky way of helping me. I just took advantage of the empty nest situation I'm sorry if this is more of a rant but my anger and emotions all over the place I'm half tempted of just ending things cutting ties with him and his family because they expect me to change my morality, which I'm very uncomfortable with that. Everything that I was taught respect the relationship your in, respect the law, dont do anything illegal etc these are basic common sense things. Mil, bil, and partner did not respect their relationships or partner. Mil and partner cheated (not with eachother gross but with other people). Bil left pregnant wife alone, due to have a baby anyday, to do something illegal. Also the mental abuse i deal with Partner's sisters bullying me by critiquing how my parents raised me, on my parenting, calling me a hypocrite on my morality because I was trying to pin a baby on partner (was not true he was given the choice to leave all the way up until before delivery) I'm just mentally, physically and emotionally tired. And separation is looking really like a good idea. I've asked for family and couples counseling, inlaws and partner say "we don't have issues you do,why dont you get it, your too needy and selfish always wanting to spend alone time with partner" Thats why I'm turning to reddit one to vent/rant and two for second opinions. I try to limit what I tell bout my family to my parents friends and sibs partly because I hate painting people I've chosen to keep in my life in a bad light also my dad and brothers wouldve have made partner and inlaws take a dirt nap in the desert if I had told them what they've been putting me through and what partner did around time of covid, no trace or evidence think scene from boondocks of the assassin who "took care of" the entire family.only my close friend has seen and knows the full extent of what I've gone through, so she could be a witness to my family if partner tries to spin this around in his favor. But also she suggest the reddit route so I can get opinions and see if maybe I'm seeing this in a different light like seeing this though a different POV. Any advice or insight would be appreciated. I know I most likely am gonna get hate for this next thing I about to say as well But when we found out she was pregnant with the second kid I said with a great deal of concern that she should "take care of it" because "if you arent sure if you can handle two kids while brother in law is away then maybe keeping this one isn't the best choice" Again family looks at me like I'm the devil for suggesting this.Just so It's made clear I was not pushing her to get an abortion I was just trying to make it clear to her that she is going to be having 2 kids under the age of 2 in her care While her husband is away. Also for further insight cousin broke up with baby mama while she was pregnant with second kid but after it was too late to do anything about it when baby mama announced her pregnancy (prior to the crime) i voiced my same concerns with her,in standard young dumb full of it fashion she state "we are in this ride or die" and now she cries to me saying she can't handle two kids and "why did i have a second one" baby mama is now regretting her decision.For any single parent taking care of two kids is a daunting task so I was just looking out for her mental health due to the fact that she would be Taking care of 2 kids by herself at the same time her partner was going to be going to jail for an undisclosed amount of time and at the time not knowing if she might have ppd like some people have after having Irish twins.

AITA for insulting my "friend"?
When I was in middle school there was this girl that everyone hate, I didn't know exactly why but one day she comes to me trying to be friends, She was ok, but when I started to know her she was a total bitch (let's call her susie) Susie started vandalising my school's book by writing on it (that was the first argument we had) From her point of view she was just "joking and I didn't have to start an argument" so I said sorry and we return friends. 2 weeks later after our first hangout she spilled water on my clothes thinking it was funny 💀 On the second hangout she spilled Coca-Cola and sugar on my clothes and gave me a smak on the shoulder.
One day ,at school, we were writing on the board and we got our clothes dirty whit chalk, we went to the bathroom and after I tried taking off the dirt she started grabbing my arm hard and started rubbing soap on my new clothes, I pushed her and returned to class afterwards I saw her talking to my classmates and they were looking at me weird, she than called my name , I walked to her and said "what is it" Apparently "I gave her 2 punch and pushed her on the ground" After that I wasn't really her friend, she was just a stupid lier, she also started to bodyshaiming me when she's bigger than me (we had over 10 arguments) One day I litterally couldn't take it anymore and sreamed at her saying she's just a stupid bitch. I started talking about it whit my classmates and they understand ,and now she's alone whit no friends, what should I do?

When I was in middle school there was this girl that everyone hate, I didn't know exactly why but one day she comes to me trying to be friends, She was ok, but when I started to know her she was a total bitch (let's call her susie) Susie started vandalising my school's book by writing on it (that was the first argument we had) From her point of view she was just "joking and I didn't have to start an argument" so I said sorry and we return friends. 2 weeks later after our first hangout she spilled water on my clothes thinking it was funny 💀 On the second hangout she spilled Coca-Cola and sugar on my clothes and gave me a smak on the shoulder.
One day ,at school, we were writing on the board and we got our clothes dirty whit chalk, we went to the bathroom and after I tried taking off the dirt she started grabbing my arm hard and started rubbing soap on my new clothes, I pushed her and returned to class afterwards I saw her talking to my classmates and they were looking at me weird, she than called my name , I walked to her and said "what is it" Apparently "I gave her 2 punch and pushed her on the ground" After that I wasn't really her friend, she was just a stupid lier, she also started to bodyshaiming me when she's bigger than me (we had over 10 arguments) One day I litterally couldn't take it anymore and sreamed at her saying she's just a stupid bitch. I started talking about it whit my classmates and they understand ,and now she's alone whit no friends, what should I do?
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The camera pans into the LLR TV set where Mark is standing as he begins..
MS: Saying im a false prophet with your family of felons. Remember when you said Steve is gone? Wont deny that. What happened to you Conrad. Im gonna make threats? Now your misdirecting your attacks. You gonna pick and choose what you rebuttal? Aint it funny how Conrad only came after me after I addressed his mentor personally. What about Steve? You was loving him. Till he went after JJ too. Weird.. Ok so you talk about black sheep but you the one acting like I worship the false champion. Take a clip and then rehash it. Change and twist how its been added. Check my history, ive been talking me. But why you tryna screw with that narrative, what the fuck is up with you. Are you jealous that I get more attention? Just settle, takes some notes. Get back on that level. Im glad you and Management are finally cool. But I would rather stand behind some decent people, Dan and Instinct will do. Just wonder why nobody ever fucks with you. At Smackdown its gonna blood of the father, theres gonna be blood in the water as it floods. Reading Dead Sea Tablets on these Red Seas. As I speak with Anunnaki Masters. Im Gilgamesh in this battle its tragic. Im at him, watch him unravel, he babble on. Its me vs the Book of JJ. The language of liars and faux savants. But why test a men whoes better. Come Vie Kings, where's the code of arms?
Mark laughs as he walks up to a firepit where he tosses a bible into the fire before continuing..
MS: Leave them on blast while you marginalize stories and lies that you never had. The Cults last tweets were sloppy, A literate form of trash. All the "Looking for a home" preaching as you fail at last. You misplace themes like you misplace fights. First its the path to destroyer the pretender while you peeling off leeches. Then its a false champion, now its lost and needing a home. I dont get the picture. Cast stones on this Medusa while he fictionalize his little stories. But when things fall apart Conrad is still the same old loser. Heart is bruised. JJ's real deity is the identity of the people that he used. Soon you will ghost Conrad like everyone you ever use. A clever ruse. But now you got a real a battle. A devil you never knew.. Its you. Dont battle me, just battle you. You see wrestling doesnt discriminate everyone's a muse. Paint me with the broad brush for the engagement and the boos. Is it wrath that you use, to enflame for what you fuse? But I am a voice for change and those who been abused. I can heal, I can move. I help rebuild, I dont choose. But your preaching it divides for rage, clicks and news. You wanna really make statement then quit aiming, click and shoot.. For something different different. Lets shape the game, build, obtain, inspire youth. Instead of always tearing down, you can fix it, you can- Screw it.
Mark walks forward to the empty room and leans up against the wall.
MS: This is the only way people listen.. Misquote me saying I always ramble about a false champion. Conrad has quite the past, you forgave him. Aint it funny how you only move when it benefits you. Your cult tweets everytime the champion even says something but im hanging on him for a title shot? You just mad cause I got the courage of a bear too! Used the same angle on TooRare. I get I hate him too. Same angle on Steve after he was flaming you? Dude you aint raising heat. You guys are fake degrees. I see you failed geometry. You square up to me with them right angles, Ill die mentioning my threats? Please. You planted that seed, ill leave from this earth? You pandered the X feed, Ill bleed in the dirt? You literally claimed you would kill me first! You a drama chaser always quick to getting involved. Went after TooRare but then switched positions. Attack your own father and mother if it made JJ like you more. Better lie sense its fine. Sensing a crime, cents for his time. Better save face, time to pull files. You take over the culture straight gatekeeping. Calling me a lost sheep with that hate seeping. So now you stir the pot. Fuck being a better wrestler just go be a better man. Get a plan, sign that prenup, settle with your fans!
Mark flips the camera off before walking out of view and the video cuts to black.

I have been playing golf since I was 12-13 and outside of some actual lessons in my early 20’s and a year or so working at an indoor training facility have really just tried to dig a swing out of the dirt. Got married had kids and became very ok with a target score of something in the 80’s each time I had a chance to play with the low 80’s bringing me real satisfaction.
Yesterday, after not playing in about a month, I played with a friend and started with a birdie then it was pars and bogies only for the rest of the front 9 allowing me to shoot a 40. I was thrilled. This continued on the back 9 and after putting out on 16 my friend tells me if I par in I will shoot a 79. Happy to know this but it was now in my head. I survived 17 and actually had 12 feet for a birdie but missed it and tapped in for par.
Then I felt it. 18th hole, up hill, short par 4. Always driver, wedge for me. I pushed my tee shot right into some mounds and although I couldn’t see it land to confirm, it must have bounded even further right into some deep grass. Lost ball. Drop 2, hitting 3. Could still make par as I only had 120. Easy 9 to 10 feet but above the hole with a huge right to left break. Scared to death with that 79 whispering in my ear I left it 4 feet short…still above the hole. I then lipped that putt on the high side and watched in a mixture or horror and hilarity as the ball trickled to the fringe 15 away from the cup. I hit my third putt leaving it just short then hit my FOURTH PUTT to card an 82.
It was pressure that I rarely if ever feel anywhere in my life and I did not manage it at all. To hang a triple on the board after the round I just had was confounding, frustrating and a bit funny if I am being honest. The tragic part is I am unsure, at 55 years of age, how many more times I will be in that position. Maybe several or maybe none. Here’s hoping I remember and manage to perform better.

So this is sorta interesting to me, I think the username in question was randomly generated by Reddit. And as a result of it, I don't remember what I clicked but I can't change my username because of it. I am now destined to have this username, but it's ironic because I'm not rich at all. I'm poorer than dirt truth be told so it's kinda funny.

DISCLAIMER I know a lot of this post is barely related to the subject or very redundant. The main reason I’m sharing is to get people engaging and maybe help others if they’re at a dead end with their research. I didn’t include any in my original posts for this reason. Please don’t read if you’re going to get pissed and say I wasted your time. I warned you.
One last weird connection with loose ties to Drake
The Drake and Delilah Connection: An Expose on the Hollywood Club Scene and it’s Controversial Connections and History
Before I start I just want to say this is a fraction of the info online, but many articles are behind a paywall on the LA Times site. If anyone is interested and has or wants to buy a subscription feel free to add more in the comments. The price is not too bad, I just don’t need any more links because this post is already insanely long. I’d also be willing to bet there are thousands of court cases related to these clubs that could be relevant.
I think I may have shared this first part or seen it posted, but I have a real weird feeling about the club Delilah in Hollywood. It is located on 7969 Santa Monica Blvd in West Hollywood. I find this interesting because it’s a huge celebrity hotspot and has been shouted out constantly these last couple years. I read an article about AK meeting SixNine’s manager and him saying it felt like some Illuminati shit was going down. A very interesting connection is it used to be called Club 7969. Here’s a quote from a very interesting article about Club 7969 along with a link to the full article. From the looks of it the location has been extremely popular over the last couple decades despite a couple name changes. Excuse the outdated terminology, a lot of sources are from the nineties and early 2000’s.
“Club 7969, at the corner of Santa Monica and Fairfax in West Hollywood, was packed as usual last Friday night. Fridays and Mondays are drag night at the club, and flocks of trannies in full feather turn out for the midnight stage show. The drag revue also draws a large contingent of transsexual prostitutes and their johns, including, until recently, the house celebrity, Atison Seiuli, a.k.a. Shalimar, who was riding with Eddie Murphy in his Land Cruiser when the pair got stopped by the LAPD a year ago this week.
Seiuli died two weeks ago, falling to her death from the roof of her apartment building on South Berendo Street in Koreatown. According to Rampart homicide detectives, Seiuli, wearing only panties and a bra, had locked herself out of her apartment and was trying to lower herself from the roof to her fifth-floor window with a towel tied to a railing.” https://www.laweekly.com/the-new-hollywood-sinkhole/
Not only does the above quote possibly directly connect to the whole ballroom drag stuff, it may also contribute to rumors of many male rappers and other famous people being caught with trans women. Obviously it’s not a huge deal anymore, but it’s always been a thing. A few more interesting connections are the Drake song 7969 Santa and all the Delilah shoutouts he’s made throughout the years. The owner even calls him family.
I linked a very interesting Reddit post I found from five years ago with more info below. Y’all can thank the Drake sub for digging up dirt in their boy. https://www.reddit.com/Drizzy/comments/dpnk0n/a_study_into_some_of_drakes_street_ties/?rdt=60420
Another weird connection is the initials of Santa Monica are S and M, which is interesting considering the past history with Dominatrix shows, which can get fucking nuts apparently. I have a wild theory this may be where Drake got his alleged blackmail on Ye and potentially a lot of other artists. In the description on Delilah’s Instagram page it says, “nothing to see here.”
Delilah is part of a large group of famous nightclubs owned by a company called The h.wood Group, which is owned by Brian Toll and partner John Terzian. Apparently they’re involved with Coachella, Cannes, and F1, along with many others.
Below are two very interesting articles about Terzian. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/28/style/john-terzian-hwood-clubs.html
This one talks about his ambitions to get into the hotel business. https://hwoodgroup.com/h-wood-groups-john-terzian-dishes-on-what-it-took-to-build-a-35m-nightclub-and-restaurant-business/
I don’t mean to go to weird here, but does anyone find his love of chicken tenders a little odd? With the tender reference that Kendrick made I’m starting to think there might be something more to this word and chicken tenders could had some other meaning. I know it sounds like some p gate shit, but you never know. Please don’t take the definitions below too seriously odds are the dude just has the pallet of a ten year old or he could be a Wall Street Bets bro 😭
Potential possibilities from urban dictionary:
Chicken Definitions- “A term used to describe a young (generally gay) male; often used with connotations of twink.”
“An underage male who prostitutes himself to middle-age men -- usually married professionals and businessmen -- by standing on certain city streetcorners known for the "chicken trade."
“chicken is an underage boy who older guys like to have sex with.”
“An attractive woman with thighs and breasts (like a real chicken)”
“An attractive woman with thighs and breasts (like a real chicken)”
“A young woman/A young homosexual”
I know there is also the expression “choking the chicken,” so it could be referring to male genitalia. I also see a few people using it as a code word for weed and meth, which are both massively popular in the club scene, LBGTQ community, and LA (also the whole west coast pretty much).
Tender Definitions- “Used to descibe a female who is very good looking in that innocent way.”
“The dating app for underage children”
“A feminine acting male”
“A male’s tender meat, the testicles, the softies, the soft ones”
“Young innocent girl”
“These said "Tendahs" must be of legal age otherwise they're just chicken nuggets.. stay away from chicky nuggets.”
“an adjective describing someone or something being sexually attractive or "hot", this term is especially used in the male gay community”
“A pussy or vagina”
Chicken tender definitions- “Testicles”
“Fat elongated cocks”
A girl under the age of 18, but looks of that to be older.”
“Refers to a man over 40 years old who is sexually appealing to younger females”
“Someone who is especially well skilled with cock”
As I said, there are probably similar definitions for most words on UD, and even if there was some hidden meaning, chances are it’s probably just a gay thing.
The same article also spoke about going into the hotel game. Has anyone made the connection between Hilton hotels and Paris Hilton who inspired the Kardashians and many other families to exploit their daughters to get them famous. Anyone remember her talking about the Elon school recently? She also used to be the OG do nothing celebrity back in the day. It could just be my distaste for most billionaires, but who knows how deep the hotel shit really goes.
I also found a high end hotel in Hollywood that may be for swingers, but also may be into some weird shit behind closed doors. I was going to post the link, but their site conditions were so strict and scary I’m not even mentioning their name. It is in LA, as are pretty much all the places I mention below. I tried to narrow things down to West Hollywood which is where Delilah is located and where Drake and Ye used to live, along with tons of other hugely influential people. I never knew until recently, but there are two other Delilah locations in Miami and Vegas. All three cities are known for a lot of debauchery and they all tend to be celebrity hotspots.
LA articles- Background of club mentions a TON of relevant people. https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2023/06/how-delilah-became-unofficial-sanctuary-for-the-rich-and-famous
Apparently no phones allowed, maybe unless you’re considered family. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/video/kanye-west-drake-more-flock-new-west-hollywood-hot-spot-delilah-thr-eats-952265/
Vegas Articles- Mentions a lot of h.wood clubs and more attached celebrities. https://hwoodgroup.com/hollywoods-swanky-supper-club-delilah-is-coming-to-the-strip/
Another article with more info. https://www.forbes.com/sites/yolarobert1/2021/06/16/the-hwood-group-is-partnering-with-the-wynn-to-bring-delilah-to-las-vegas/?sh=39362e04c9fe
Miami Article- Discusses the opening of new location and history of club https://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/waterfront-restaurant-and-lounge-delilah-miami-opens-in-brickell-18646289
Some more articles about the previous clubs at 7969 Santa Monica, the owners, LGBTQ community connections, and some sex/fetish clubs that are still operating to this day. This whole section is going to be NSFW. I tried avoiding any direct links to anything super explicit, but I’ll make another warning before the link if I think it’s important enough to post. I can’t promise what you’ll come across if you research further into this subject. Please be careful going on any direct sites tied to any sex related organizations and if you find something sketchy at least read the user conditions on the site before posting or sharing any info. You never know if they’re doing everything by the book, and one of the sites I visited seemed to be trying very hard to download malware on people’s devices. They even mention they can’t be held liable if anything you click on their site happens to give you a virus.
I found that kind of odd considering the rest of the site looked like a p gate researchers wet dream lol. There is always the chance they could just be trolling that exact same crowd. The one thing that made me take it at all somewhat seriously was the fact that the site belonged to a pretty high end location. The owners could also just be quirky, but I’m definitely being more careful to make it clear that my claims are just theories from now on. The way the sub is going lately it couldn’t hurt. One last thing please don’t harass any businesses or people related to them for any reason, even if they seem sketchy. Everyone is innocent until proven guilty and it’s not fair to accuse someone of anything unless you have irrefutable evidence. This is one of the biggest reasons I believe that there is more to the story. I really don’t think Kendrick would have said what he said if he didn’t know at least something for certain.
Ok last thing I promise, another important thing to remember is just because you see some freaky ass shit doesn’t mean it’s illegal. Some BDSM stuff can seem really fucked up to someone who is more reserved or has no experience with these types of kinks and fetishes. As long as everyone is of age, chances are it’s all consensual and no one should be shamed for their kinks. These connections are more for people to see how heavily sex influences Hollywood. Please don’t harass or kink shame some innocent people trying to get their freak on. I know there’s a big gray area here, but it’s always best not to antagonize anybody unless you want to pay to back it up in court. It also makes it fair game for them to do the same to you and things may not always end up going in you favor.
Another article about h.wood and it’s connection to Hakkasan group. Hakkasan is now owned with Mohari which has a massive portfolio of hotels, apartments, yachts, and restaurant groups. https://hwoodgroup.com/the-h-wood-group-announces-reacquisition-of-global-rights-from-hakkasan-group/
https://moharihospitality.com/portfolio/
Warning there is a lot of policitcal incorrectness or generally offensive shit in some of these articles and quotes. Please try to just look at the facts and avoid any anti-LBGTQ language or conspiracies. A ton of different rappers and famous black men have been accused of or have been caught with men or trans women. It really shouldn’t be that big of a deal, but I get why it is for some people. There is no excuse for any type of ignorance and I will gladly remove some of these links if people think they’re harmful.
Club 7969 has a very wild history, and was formerly known as Peanuts. Here are a few more related articles I found aside from the Eddie Murphy one.
An article from 95 about club 7969 https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1995-03-24-ca-46449-story.html
Articles describing area around Club 7969 as a hotspot for trans folk and further discusses a famous hate crime murder in the area. This is still a HUGE issue today. https://la.indymedia.org/js/?v=cont&url=/news/2003/10/86034.json
https://www.advocate.com/crime/2021/11/09/marquiisha-lawrences-death-makes-2021-deadliest-transgender-people
Article going in to the club’s history and some of it’s many name changes. Apparently it used to be a jazz club at first, then it turned into The Pink Pussycat which was apparently super popular with The Rat Pack. I find it interesting some members were known for having some interesting sexual proclivities. After it closed it was bought again and renamed Peanuts, which was primarily targeted towards lesbians for a while. After Peanuts came Club 7969. https://forward.com/life/122322/the-jewish-matriarchs-of-striptease/
An article related to the one above that may have a House of Ebony connection. I honestly can’t understand more than half of it lol https://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/18/nyregion/thecity/18burl.html
Another article mentioning two more clubs previously located at 7969 Santa Monica, this is like five now and some appear pretty kinky. Voyeur came after Club 7969 and was followed by The Box, which became DBA then Delilah. I may be missing some, but I think I covered them all. https://patch.com/california/westhollywood/burlesque-club-to-open-in-former-voyeur-location
Some random magazine saying Voyeur was one of the top five LA party spots. https://www.thefashionspot.com/runway-news/170899-partying-in-los-angeles-top-5-celebrity-hotspots/
Here is an article about Voueur saying it was inspired by the movie Eye’s Wide Shut. Jesus Christ! Stanley Kubrick probably did get killed. http://www.guestlisthollywood.com/voyeur-club.html
Article mentioning political scandal attached to Voyeur club. https://patch.com/california/westhollywood/new-nightclub-going-into-former-voyeur-club
NSFW Only video ever filmed inside the club Voyeur, I thought I was about to watch someone get murdered at first, but it’s just a weird, five minute commercial with tons of boobs. https://vimeo.com/106139205
Articles about DBA which only was open for like two years before it was taken over by owners of Delilah. Apparently DBA was one of the best fetish clubs in Hollywood. https://patch.com/california/westhollywood/new-weho-nightclub-replacing-voyeur-to-be-always-evolving-always-changing
https://laist.com/news/entertainment/the-best-fetish-clubs-in-los-angeles
When I was looking up more about Voyeur, which was also a huge celeb hotspot, a lot of other really sketchy looking results popped up with direct links to current sex clubs. I’m not gonna link any and I’d stay away from most of them besides the SNCTM one that seems to be pretty mainstream knowledge and has a Showtime series dedicated to it. Regardless there probably are a lot of very risky clicks on all these sites.
I advise people to stay away from any direct sites and stick mostly to articles. The LA times has more than enough. Trust me I’m sure some of these sites also contain shit you wouldn’t want to see or have in your search history.
I also found a few links to a couple very well funded, massive swinger groups with tons of connections all over the world. I would hope it’s just a lot of rich and horny old people, but this whole industry tends to attract some unsavory people as well. I never expected this LA sex club rabbit hole to go so deep. It all started with the Eddie Murphy connection.
Articles about a VIP Hollywood sex club called SNCTM. Apparently the founder got blacklisted for revealing Hunter Biden is a member lol no wonder all the republicans want what’s on his laptop! You really can’t make this shit up. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snctm_(club)
The website is Illuminati as hell, also extremely NSFW. How the fuck does a sex cult have m a full product line? The founder’s website also looks like it belongs to a 60’s sex cult. He kinda reminds me of Jared Leto. If this is what they’re willing to show the public I can not imagine how wild shit gets behind closed doors. Apparently, SMCTM hosts events in LA, NYC, Miami, Moscow, Kiev, and other places around the world.
I find the political ties here very interesting. I wonder who else might be a member? Apparently it’s based out of NYC, but it’s flagship club was in LA. Anyone want to start a Gofundme to try and raise a million dollars so someone in the sub can become a Violet Key Benefactor and collect some more dirt? Kidding please don’t. https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a22116662/snctm-celebrity-sex-party/
https://nypost.com/2023/05/20/damon-lawner-founded-sex-club-snctm-it-ruined-his-marriage/
https://www.wmagazine.com/culture/karley-sciortino-sanctum-unmasked-podcast-snctm-sex-club-interview
It reminds me a lot of NXIVM cult with the celebrities that got busted not too long ago. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NXIVM
Some more popular Hollywood nightclubs that were notorious or very sketchy
Article about Fake club https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2020/01/the-secret-history-of-hollywoods-wildest-club-in-the-1980s
The Chapel in The Abbey is a popular LGBTQ club in West Hollywood that seems to be connected to the culture. https://thepridela.com/2020/01/las-only-known-trans-nightlife-event-just-got-a-little-more-fierce/
An article from late 2023 about the history of the bar https://www.foxla.com/news/the-history-of-the-abbey-west-hollywoods-world-famous-gay-bar
Another interesting article from a few months later about The Abbey’s sudden closing. Good think it only took 17 years of allegations for them to get shut down 🙃 https://19thnews.org/2024/01/investigation-the-abbey-los-angeles/
The Odyssey club’s owner John Nash was allegedly the mastermind behind the Wonderland murders and a huge celebrity drug dealer. He also owned the Starwood Club in West Hollywood, the Soul'd Out club in Hollywood, Paradise Ballroom, the Seven Seas, Ali Baba’s and The Kit Kat strip club. Celebrity dealers are another really interesting rabbit hole to go down as well. https://laist.com/news/climate-environment/laistory-all-ages-dance-club-the-od
Two more articles about the famous Viper Room where River Phoenix died. https://www.thevintagenews.com/2022/04/13/viper-room-closing/
https://www.visitwesthollywood.com/stories/feature-the-viper-room/
NSFW More about all types of fetish clubs and communities in LA https://thekinkytourist.com/the-kinky-guide-to-los-angeles/
One group claims to host a Dominatrix convention at the Hilton near LAX and also claims to have worked with HBO, Netflix, Showtime, Epix, and VH1. “Hotel parties” also seem to be a common trend amongst these very sex-positive communities. Renting out cruise ships and resorts all over the world seems to be common as well. To me this shows they are at the very least well funded and have a global reach. Chances are it’s a bunch of fat, old, married couples who no one would want to watch get down like at The Villages in Florida. It seems like many of the more exclusive ones could potentially have some influential members.
Article about sex club The Vault and it’s celebrity guests including Naomi Campbell. Looks like it’s from an old ass gossip site though so I would do further research. https://www.cinema.com/news/item/2779/stars-secret-sex-club-revealed.phtml
Unfortunately homophobia was always been prevalent in the industry and the source of lots of gossip. It was definitely very prevalent in the rap game in the nineties and early 2000’s. For those who don’t know Ma$e was part of Bad Boy Records. Considering the blackmail allegations against Diddy, and how Ma$e seems to have a vendetta against the guy, I wonder if this info hitting the public had anything to do with him. https://hiphopdx.com/news/id.5241/title.mase-caught-with-a-transvestite
I also stumbled onto the song Disguise by Skepta, it’s super offensive, but weirdly on Genius.com the number one related song is Pi by J. Cole and Daylyt, which has been mentioned on the sub a few times. I just thought it was interesting because it just randomly popped up in my searches while looking into this whole subject. I looked into Skepta and saw he was a British rapper who once did a song with a Nigerian rapper named Wizkid and Drake. It’s funny when you read the Wizkid wiki he also got caught denying a son. Skepta also did a few songs with the A$ap crew including A$ap Bari, who got kicked out of the crew a few years later. Lastly he also did a whole private show with Ye, so he could have connections to the whole blind item thing with the British rappers.
This next section is mostly for education, entertainment, and engagement so free to skip this one, especially if you though the rest was a waste of your time lol
Dolph Theory Continued…
I forgot to add something to my Young Dolph conspiracy in the last post. I find it very interesting that his song “Hall of Fame” came out in 2022, after his death. He also just so happens to directly call out Diddy and Jay Z. Considering the timeline it seems like he died not long after recording it unless it was just part of his catalogue of unreleased songs. He also calls himself “the Frank Lucas of the south” which might have also pissed Diddy off considering who his father is. I attached the lyrics of the first part below.
“Ha, I see you niggas goin' broke tryna keep up with me (I see you)
Bad boy spendin' millions out here like I'm signed to Diddy (it's Dolph)
Showed up plain jane Rolex, had a meetin' with Roc Nation (okay)
But they got 'bout four, five, six rap niggas over there that be hatin' (on God)
But I still fuck with Jigga, tell him I got two million for him (for what?)
To do a verse, and if he don't, I still got love for him (on God)“
In my opinion he’s implying that he’s above both of them and has more power in the south than they do up north. I’m sure neither appreciated the shout out considering their past histories. It makes me wonder if this whole beef with Yo Gotti was started as an excuse to take Dolph out. Hilariously it ended up backfiring and making him even more famous and their own artist look like the bitch he is. That would explain the many broad day assassination attempts following a relatively tame diss track compared to “Not Like Us” or some others in the last. I always loved Dolph because he never had any real dirt come out about him despite his past and long history in the rap game.
Another Disclaimer I’m not super into all of these artists and I know very little about most of their backgrounds. Honestly some of them are pretty corny in my opinion, but seem to connect with a lot of people. Please don’t attack me here, I’ve just been pretty good at finding artists with mainstream potential. I’m getting old and I’m sure it shows, but if you do agree or disagree I’d love to hear why. I hope all of this could possibly lead to changes in the industry that will allow some of these artists to get the attention they deserve. Maybe if Drake isn’t able to manipulate the algorithms and hog the spotlight it will open up some room for new talent.
I also tried making a separate list of as many people I could think of that I see possibly making waves in the future. I tried including artist’s that might not be on everyone’s radar for anyone in the same boat as I am. If you’re a rap fan I’m sure you know the majority though. The list includes some independent, some local, a few underground, and a couple brand new artists who I think are slept on or that might have mainstream potential. The list contains mostly rappers or artists who I consider at least somewhat adjacent to the rap game (they are in no particular order).
That Mexican OT, Key Glock, Peso Peso, Lil Darkie, Lil Boondang, Azizi Gibson, Paris, Texas, Kurffew, Lil Ugly Mane, RXKNephew, Tom the Mailman, ilyTOMMY, Lil Toe, Curtis Waters, ICECOLDBISHOP, 1nOnly, Mick Jenkins, Injury Reserve, Danger Incorporated, Alex Wiley, Finesse2Tymes, Mach Hommy, Navy Blue, 42 Dugg, Teezo Touchdown, AM, TrippyThaKid, MIKE, Chester Watson, Tabby, Shy Glizzy, Jakey, Savage Ga$p, BigXthePlug, Hunxho, Kenny Mason, Billy Marchiafava, Jean Dawson, Daylyt, SpotemGottem, Pooh Shiesty, Victor Internet, Kevin Abstract, KYLE, Powfu, Shrimp, NF, Tiagz, Lentra, Michael Motorcycle, Oh Geezy, L’Orange, Jeremiah Jae, Hoodrich Pablo Juan, Ramirez, Ghostmane, Witchhouse 40k, Kxllswxtch, Haarper, Yunggoth, Dom McLennon, Merlyn Wood, Woodie Smalls, Sniper2004, Teejayx6, Kasher Quon, BabyTron, Polo G, Famous Dex, Felix Flexin, Hemlock Ernst (Sam Herring), 83 Cutlass, Snupe Bandz, Big Moochie Grape, Sikworld, Futuristic, Dash, Hooligan Chase, Freddie Sunshine, Triple One, Roy Blair, OG Maco, Cousin Stizz, Desiigner, Nebu Kiniza, Bas, KAYTRANADA, DRAM, $NOT, The Buttress, Rav, NADA5150, Tierra Whack, Father, IDK, Rich Brian, Lil Wop, Bill $aber, Warhol.SS, Mike Lolli, Lil Tecca, August 08, Rejjie Snow, Princess Nokia, Lil Mariko, Fukkit, Guapdad 4000, Key!, 24kGoldn, Salami Rose Joe Louis, Terror Reid, Ameer Vaan, ITSOKTOCRY, Divine Council, Rob $tone, Hozzy, Yung Scandoo, Clipping., Junglepussy, Kenny Beats, Zack Fox, UnoTheActivist, Hodgy, Left Brain, GERM, Al Wonder, SBTRKT, Gao the Arsonist, Christ Dillinger, BRUHMANEGOD, Armand Hammer, Manny Sanchez, Big Baby Scumbag, Bishop Nehru, Allan Kingdom, Nosaj Thing, Bobby Raps, Earthgang, SadBoyProlific, Milkavelli, Zzz., Lilbootycall, and Higher Brothers if they can improve their English.
RIP Cloudy Nueve, Lil Keed, and Sad Frosty *Update I forgot Injury Reserve broke up after Groggs died. I don’t want to start any conspiracies, but they’re another example of a group that was hit by tragedy when they were possibly on the verge or taking off. I always felt like they could have taken some of the spotlight off of Migos and I know they both recorded in LA a lot around the time. My ex’s brother used to intern at a studio where Quavo and some other QC artists frequented and he said they were all kinda shady. Also another friend of mine with close industry ties has been saying QC was shady for almost a decade now.
And last but not least…Captain Murphy if Flylo hasn’t abandoned the project or rapping entirely and he doesn’t retire first or switch entirely to soundtracks and directing movies. It was released in the form of a 35 minute music video made by Xavier Wulf. Along with the music it includes a step by step guide to becoming a cult leader. I highly recommend it for anyone who enjoys MF Doom or other sample heavy rappers. I won’t include the link because it is EXTREMELY NSFW, but the album/video is called Duality. The version on Vimeo is the full uncensored version, but I’m pretty sure you can find an edited version on YouTube that doesn’t contain the graphic sex scenes.
For those who don’t know Flylo and Kendrick are frequent collaborators. My wet dream collab would be the two of them with Flylo rapping alongside Kendrick. If I could bring one rapper back from the dead to make it a trio, it would without question be Doom. It can’t be AI generated though because we all saw how that went for Drake. On top of that Doom’s wife already lost her husband and son and one of his past collaborators stole all his journals. Last I heard still hasn’t returned them, but I could be wrong. It might be a good thing this collab is no longer possible. I doubt anyone would ever be able to top it in my eyes and even if they did fifty full albums it would never be enough. I’d probably never feel music the same again.
My big three rappers who are still alive include Kendrick, Flylo, and probably Earl Sweatshirt. My big three dead rappers I’d want to see collaborate would probably be Young Dolph, MF Doom, and probably Mac Miller. My alternates would probably be Ye, Bone Thugz, and maybe Tyler the Creator on team Earth, along with Lil Peep, Xxxtentacion, and Juice Wrld on team Universe. Also RIP Lil Bo Weep, the poor girl was clearly a victim of the industry and I think she could have been huge, especially with the Tumblr crowd, if her mental health didn’t get in the way.
Below are some more artists I see being very competitive or marketable in the future. It mostly contains musicians who are already pretty well established, but still not really considered mainstream.
03 Greedo, Jasiah, JID, Khalid, Curren$y, Big K.R.I.T., Oliver Tree, Ski Mask The Slump God, slowthai, Steve Lacy, YG, Jay Electronica, Lil Tjay, G Herbo, Maxo Cream, D4VD, Danny Brown, A$AP Ferg , Action Bronson, Kevin Gates, MadeinTYO, Yung Lean, Thundercat, Cuco, Sheck Wes, FKA twigs, Baby Keem, Jpegmafia, Joey Bada$$, Rico Nasty, Freddie Gibbs, Shakewell, Cordae, Rx Papi, Isaiah Rashad, Flatbush Zombies, Freddie Dredd, bbno$, Yeat, Death Grips, Yung Gravy, Smino, Pouya, Fat Nick, Corbin, Goldlink, BIA, Joji if he starts rapping again and actually takes it seriously.
For my bilingual people I’m not sure how mainstream these guy are outside the states so if any are already major league, retired, or horrible people let me know. Same goes for all the rappers above.
Kaktov, Happy Colors, Santa Fe Klan, Jackson, Gig Yag, Mora, and Big Soto
Some potential producers that I could see making a name for themselves
Shlomo, TNGHT, XXYYXX, Psymun, Giraffage, Getter, NxxxxxS, and Nedarb
Unfortunately I ran out of room for some additional info about Kodak Black, substance use disorders, psychology, and recovery options anyone can use. If anyone is interested I can send it. I know I’m already gonna get shit all the tangents. I also have another in depth essay I recently wrote outlining my conspiracy about the US opioid epidemic. Again I won’t attach it here, but if these type of subjects are relevant or interesting to you I can send it through private messages. I hope some of this knowledge may be helpful to someone struggling or helping someone who’s struggling with their mental health or substance abuse issues.
Last thing I want to talk about is the current issue I’ve seen a lot of people being threatened, doxxed, and harassed. I know how much this can suck, so everyone who has avoided it thus far please be thoughtful about what your posting here. I always try to make it clear everything I post are theories strung together by facts or coincidences. Every single thing I claim that can’t directly be backed up by a legitimate source is just my personal opinion or theory. There are also a lot of ways you can avoid any issue. Don’t be dumb, but also don’t let anyone intimidate into staying silent.
If there are any lawyers in this sub or possibly reading this post, it would be very helpful if you could share some guidelines for what is ok and what to be careful about posting. Most people including myself probably aren’t aware about the specifics of these types of things and what would qualify as defamation vs. what’s protected by free speech. Even if you’re on the other team and here to build a case against a user in this community, if you took a minute or two to share some advice you’d gain a lot of my respect.
If you made it this far I hope you were able to gain something from this little bonus section. If you feel like I wasted your time I apologize, but I did warn you. I encourage people to keep criticism productive or at least keep the trolling to a minimum. Feel free to downvote me to hell, it’s really not important to me and you guys also shouldn’t let things like Karma influence what you share and what you don’t. If you see something good or bad speak up and don’t be afraid of negative feedback. Not everyone is going to agree with everything you say, especially when it’s important. Having the bravery to say it anyway is what separates leaders from followers and often the good from the bad. It may be more important than anyone realizes.
Thanks again for sticking around,
The Randomest Moniker

Monetization is okay, but do not lock behind a paywall, if you make an audio using this script please post the link or comment as I would love to hear it! Tweaking is fine on all my scripts! Change anything you want as long as long as it is clear it is the same script and credit is given! Feel free to add any ambiance or noises you think fit.
(Former) King of Hearts: Heartbroken and meek, needs a lot of comfort and is not used to people treating him with a lot of respect or care.
A crying stranger has shown up in your garden and as a lavender flower it is your job to calm and comfort all those who need it, even if that stranger turns out to be royalty!
[SFX]
("Spoken" noises)
*Tone Changes / Suggestions*
~~~~~~~~ Listener "speaks", longer pause in spoken audio
[Crying, footsteps]
KOH: (crying, to himself) I do not know how to apologize, how could she have done this? I have been by her side, done whatever she commanded for years! I- How long have I been walking? (Takes a breath)
KOH: Let's see... I've walked past the mushrooms, the tea party, of course I did spend a bit trying to get back into the castle domain... *Realization* I'm in a garden... [Sits down, sniffs a flower] Well, this is one of the better places to be lonely I suppose...
[Listener blossoms from the ground]
KOH: *Surprised* Great Spades! A flower citizen!
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KOH: What am I doing in your territory? Oh! This is your part of the garden? I- Uh- Forgive me... I was not aware, please, um, I apologize for the intrusion... and for plucking a flower, I thought this part of the domain was uninhabited... I will leave... [Stands up] Uh- here, your flower, I cannot replace it but I can at least return it to you.
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KOH: I did not answer your question? Oh, of course. You see...I am...just...sad at the moment and when I came upon this calming place, I wanted to take a rest. I have been traveling for a while I believe.
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KOH: Oh yes! This area is very relaxing! And beautiful! I mean... (Clears throat) I would assume that would be the case from such a lovely lavender owner...
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KOH: Yes I know a bit about flower citizens! The Queen of Hearts and I visited the domain for a time a few decades back, the entire place was fantastic! *Realization, slaps hand over mouth* Um, I mean... (Sighs) I completely ruined it now.
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KOH: What do you mean it was not that difficult to figure out who I am? How could you tell?
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KOH: I am wearing all red and still have my cape and crown... yes... that makes sense... oh you do not need to bow to me, I do not believe anyone ever has anyway. Besides, the Queen of Hearts has... abandoned our relationship. I am no longer a king, not that it ever mattered that I was. [Sits back down]
KOH: Do you mind if I stay and rest? Like I said I have been traveling for a while. When I...left...the castle domain, the Magic gave me a path that fractured into many places, it has only just recently merged into one again and led me here.
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KOH: Of course you may sit with me! It is your territory after all. Thank you, lovely lavender, for letting me rest.
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KOH: My name? I.. do not think anyone has ever asked me for my name before, it is always my title and that is if anyone speaks to me at all. You can call me Valentine. May I have your name?
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KOH: A name as lovely as you are. (Sighs) I do not know what to do, I feel so lost...
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KOH: I do have activities that I enjoy, but it has been so long since I have done any of them. And even with that, it was always "her way" and it was always... The Queen and King of Hearts... I was an afterthought at best... I admit I am more subservient than most so I am used to following and making sure others are happy...
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KOH: You understand the feeling? Ah, of course, a lavender, that makes sense. [Drink pouring] Oh, do I want a drink? Um, I usually do not drink nectar... You know what? I will take a bit... [Takes a drink] Thank you.
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KOH: What hobbies do I enjoy? Oh well, I like cleaning and cooking, most of the time the servants took care of those things but the few opportunities I did have, I loved it. I also liked reading in the library and exploring WonderLand. [Takes a drink] What about you?
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KOH: That sounds very relaxing. You really are a calming person.
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KOH: Of course you may ask something. Why... did the Queen of Hearts ask me to leave? That is... a bit personal... oh no... I just... I suppose I can tell you. I am in your home after all. There was a mouse you see and I...might... have accidentally... hit her in the head with a mallet....
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KOH: Do not laugh! It is not.... okay, it is a bit funny... I just did not think she would get so mad over a mistake, at least not with me... (crying, takes a drink) Oh, I drank the last of the nectar, I am sorry.
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KOH: Hmm? Yes, I would love a hug, please. [settles into hug, long breath in] Oh! Forgive me, that was very bold. (clears throat) You smell very nice. I am sorry I really do not mean to be a creep, I will keep my hands to myself, I swear. If there is anything I can do to make up for that...
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KOH: You want to see my cape? Um, alright. [Takes off cape] Here, it is soft and warm. I kept it because I thought that the Queen would take me back however... I guess I do not need it now. I still enjoy the look of having a cape though, it makes me feel elegant...but all the red does start to hurt my eyes a bit...
[Tearing sounds]
KOH: *Panic* What are you doing?! Your petals! [swooshing] A new cape...for me? You want to place it on my shoulders..? Of course... thank you. *Worried* Did that hurt?
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KOH: *Relief* Oh it was your outer petals, good. A petal cape. (laughs) Fitting, it is lighter than my old one, which matches the warmer air here. The purple color is very beautiful as well. Oh but I feel so bad, I have nothing for you...
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KOH: Can you...play with my hair? Of course. Let me take off my crown. [Crown dropping on floor, sounds of petting] That feels...nice. Thank you...for speaking to me. I have been alone for a while. The only company I have is my memories but lately... I wonder if my mind has been playing tricks on me. I loved the Queen and she did care for me I am certain, but I do not think she loved me in the same way I loved her. I think...I was more of entertainment to her...
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KOH: My hair is soft? (Laughs) Thank you. And you like hearing me laugh? You think I deserve to heal and be happy? (Sighs) You are amazing. I feel like a broken record with how much I keep thanking you but...
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KOH: *Shock* What did you just ask? You want me to stay here and help you tend to your garden? I couldn't possibly impose myself on your territory like that....
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KOH: Yes, I know how to care for a home, I would not mind doing that at all as long as I am not trapped in the house all day...
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KOH: You would not do that to me? It is entirely my choice and I can leave if I ever want to? I... think I would like that. Having a friend after so long feels like a dream. Where do you live exactly? It is a house right? Or at least something I can live in as well? I can not exactly bury myself into the dirt like you can.
[Listener gets up, walks away]
KOH: [Going after them, laughing] Hey wait! I'm still a bit wobbly, give me a second to find my legs! I can not care for the home if I can not stand!
[Fade Out]

This is a follow-up post to my day 1 impressions here.
I have owned every flagship iRobot Roomba since the 780. I can start by saying that the Dreame x40 Ultra beats those machines handledly, including the S9+ which I still use for my upstairs, which is all carpet. To be fair, that is a vacuum only model, but everything it does that the x40 Ultra also does, the x40 Ultra does it way better. I also received the S1 Pro from Eufy yesterday, which I backed on Kickstarter, I have already resold it for same cost and sent it off. I'll talk about why throughout this review.
So what are the things I love about the Dreame x40 Ultra after 2 weeks in no particular order:

1. It just worked, super well, out of the box. It did its ~10 minute mapping run. Let me flawlessly name rooms, set floor type and direction, choose options, and schedule cleanings within the app, without a hitch. The Eufy S1 Pro would not go under the couch, would not follow my room ordering instructions and even reset them after the first day.
2. It really has the smarts. It not only expertly avoids the kids' toys, cords, and wandering dog, but snaps photos of them, puts them on the map, and lets me click into them to see what it found. I can then retrieve those items to ensure it cleans the areas they were on its next run. I also love that the x40 Ultra leaves the mop pads behind for vacuum only jobs. And it allows you to use AI sparingly as you'd like, or go all in on it. The Eufy S1 Pro identifies items on the map, but does not take photos of them or let you look at what they are / what it found.
3. Live Video Feed. Being able to watch a live video feed of the machine as it traverses the home is fascinating and it works really well! There are times when I will pop on when I am not home to see what the dog is up to or check in on her. I also like how it requires a pin that only works for 5 minutes as an added security measure. iRobot S9+ and Eufy S1 Pro do not have a camera that can be accessed live. You can even schedule "cruises" where the robot just does a roam like a sentry and will even record it for playback later!
4. Its adorable little (but powerful) flashlight. There is something just funny and neat all at once about seeing a robot vacuum flick on a light in dark areas and then flick it off once its out of the dark. It gives it a somewhat human appeal. More importantly, it can detect objects, take pictures of them, avoid them, and detect dirt easier with this functionality.
5. It is surprisingly quiet. I literally did some of those tests where i put some salt/sprinkles on the floor in front of it because I did not believe it was vacuuming with such a low sound level. I'd say it is about 1/3 the volume of the iRobot s9+ and 1/2 as quiet as the Eufy S1 Pro.
6. Features. Features. Features. In addition to those I already mentioned, it really allows for a high level of customization. Some of my favorites are being able to set how often I want it to extend its arms to get more of the hard-to-reach places. Trade-off being the time it takes to clean. Setting water temperature, drying time, auto-empty frequency, off-peak charging, child lock etc. are great. It also has a CleanGenius mode which allows you to let the machine do some things on its own based on AI. This has worked surprisingly well.
7. It's never gotten stuck. Despite my kids' stuff laying around under couches, some places with cords/potted plants, and the dog roaming around, this thing knows where it is, what's in front of it, and how to get home. Coming upstairs after working each day (work from home in my basement) and it being in its dock having successfully completed its vac or vac+mop job is great. The iRobot S9+ on the other hand, often needs to be found upstairs where it got lost in a bedroom, or tangled on a cord or toy the kids left laying around. The Eufy S1 Pro was also very good in this department.
8. Refilling clean water and emptying dirty water is very easy. The way these containers are situated and lock closed allow me to lift them out together, bring them to the sink, and open them with the entire top opening for emptying and filling. This is quick and painless, though would be good if I didn't have to do it after each mop job (looking at you plumbing kit in June). The Eufy S1 Pro by comparison has a small opening of to the side of the clean water tank which made it annoying to fill. Also a much smaller water tank.
9. Map features make it feel real. Being able to place couches, tables, and sofas makes the generated map more recognizable and feel like your space more. Seeing an icon of a toy overlayed where the couch is lets me immediately realize "there's a toy under the couch." I love when it has a pet icon to see what snapshot of my dog it got. This is more fun and quality of life than useful, but definitely nice to have.
10. The tri-cut brush! I used the regular brush for the first week without cleaning it and by the end, it had a few strands wrapped around it. I installed the tricut brush after this, and checked at the end of last week (week 2); there was no hair at all. This is a unique feature from what I can tell and so far is working great!

Here are some things that can be improved or requested new features:

1. The permanent plumbing kit. First, it needs to be released. However, I hope it designed for North America for more common North American placement. My understanding is that eastern countries commonly have floor drains where the existing kit can seamlessly integrate into. For us here in the west, where people may be more inclined to put it in a kitchen or powder room bathroom, being able to easily integrate the fresh water into the toilet fresh water supply line and waste water to the sink loop would be fantastic.
2. How much cleaning solution is left? The ability to see how much cleaning solution is left would be great. The Accessory Usage screen shows most of the parts that will need to be replaced over time, including the Filter, side brush, main brush, sensor maintenance, mop pads, and dust bags, but does not show the cleaning solution. Also, not sure if this is already the case or not, but being able to use your own solution or refill the existing cartridge would be great. If not, a recurring Amazon subscription to some of these parts would be great.
3. Voice Control via Amazon Alexa. While there is a Dreame Alexa skill, and I have enabled it and linked it to my account. I cannot get the x40 Ultra to follow any commands via the man Echo Dots I have stationed around my home that control all of the lights, fans, and other things like garage door and shades.

That's all for now, hope this is helpful!

Thoughts of true love,
Is your fairytale?
Or are you and her a cult leader?
Are y'all trying to create a helpless amount of people,
Ingratiate people, to be adhesive;
Everyone wants to remain true to their religion;
But I'm not buying.
I'm obsessed with another's logic,
I'm obsessed with reading their words,
I'm in deeper undertoes of others intellect,
And I allow myself to get sucked under into
Their flows.
But my backbone is growing.
My brain is damaged, because if the humor isn't
Darker, I don't find it funny.
I am glorifying money, as a means to grow,
And talking to God about what gifts I have to,
Create my own, constant currents in the oceans,
Floating on a mix of love and sentiment,
Better than old cold thoughts and resentments.
Such battles exist in my mind,
When I am by myself.
Are these extroverted thoughts or
Introverted fears?
Is mania the start of mistreatment,
Long since not corrected?
Can we close some chapters?
Can we be a little silent?
Can we laugh this off?
Or my tears on the verge of settling in the soil,
Only to dry out into dirt?

Skibidi Toilet Forever chapter IV: Friendly Faces : skibiditoilet (reddit.com)
Come the day of the offensive, it had begun to rain. We’d been given our weapons and equipment and gathered outside of camp. We were lined up on a long, flat concrete slab that seemed to have once been a courtyard of some kind. At one end was Camerawoman - stood on a pedestal - Titan TV Man kneeling beside her. His screen flickered to a close-up view of Camerawoman’s face. She looked over us all before straightening herself.
“Gentlemen,” She began, “Today is the day the Skibidi Toilets fall. We’ve suffered a great hardship over the course of this conflict, but it is our duty as the protectors of humanity to see it through to the end. Steel yourselves; this will be their last stand. The Toilets will fight like demons and hold on ‘till the last man, so let us fight like the Devil.”
As she finished, she extended her arm, ending with a thumbs up. The entire rest of the army continued the gesture, myself included. Titan TV Man’s screen flickered back to its normal white shine. He gave us all a serious look as his enormous body was enveloped with swirling thunderclouds, permeated with crackling lightning, and when the storm subsided, he had vanished. Every one of us turned around in columns and marched to our Projectorships, packed together like sardines as the engines roared to life, drowning out the sound of the pitter patter of rain on the hull. Ours lurched slightly as it took off, but that was all the turbulence we experienced on the trip.
It was around an hour later that we’d arrived at the outskirts of Moscow. Our attack helicopters were already storming ahead into the city, drawing fire away from us while destroying perimeter defenses. My platoon stormed out and grouped up with our designated Large Speakerman, who was none other than L-650. We charged forward, lasers and missiles flying and exploding all around us; all around everyone. The further we charged, the more the intensity grew, until one missile was sent straight at us. But before it could hit, L-650 lunged ahead and let out a sonic blast, the compressed air bouncing the missile away and sending it veering far off-course, blowing a crater in the dirt behind us instead. We continued our advance, smaller Helicopter Toilets now being sent out as skirmishers. We fired our weapons at them; some were paralyzed, some were blinded, some were thoroughly destroyed. Eventually, ground units began showing up. A whole squad of wheeled Toilets tried to flank us, but they were gunned down by an attack helicopter, which flew ahead of us only to be shot down itself. By the time we were a stone’s throw from one of the gates, Toilets augmented with tank treads and rotating turrets were being deployed. It fired one shot which L-650 bounced back, only for it to deal next to no damage. We all unleashed our weapons against it, but it fired a second shot, grazing L-650’s shoulder and landing smack in the middle of us.
Many of us instinctively turned and set off our jetpacks just to get caught in the blast and flung into the mud, but some of us weren’t so lucky. Arms and legs went flying, and a single camera landed between my feet. If I had a stomach, I would’ve puked. I found myself unable to move, just staring at it. I couldn’t feel the mud beneath me, I couldn’t hear the sounds of fighting around me, I couldn’t even see anything else around me. That was when my lens fleshed pink for the briefest moment, and I heard a voice - a real voice - speaking to me.
“You can’t give up.” She said, her voice barely a whisper. I don’t know how, but the occurrence didn’t strike me as odd then. I picked myself up and ran forward, L-650 and the surviving members of my platoon locked in combat against the Tank Toilet. I fired my laser cannon at it, though it didn’t do much besides char some skin on its cheek. I flew up to its head and fired down on it from point-blank range, but it simply spun its head around and stretched its neck to devour me. I braced for it, but L-650 slapped the back of its bald head and grasped it in both hands, holding it in place long enough for me to place the barrel of my cannon in its mouth and unleash a torrent of lasers. It screamed, then whimpered, then was silent. When L-650 released it, it fell limp.
Everybody looked up at us and clapped. One of the Speakermen even started playing Funked Up while dancing to it. We’d gotten through our first major obstacle, but we still had the issue of getting through the gate. We tried shooting at it, L-650 blasted it with soundwaves and even tried to tackle it down like a rugby player, but nothing worked. Eventually, we decided to just commandeer the turret of the Tank Toilet and blow the thing down, but it just smacked into it and blew up without doing much damage. Finally, I contacted a neighboring platoon on my tablet.
“Hey, we’re having trouble getting through our gate. It’s like the thing’s made of adamantium or something.” I said.
He replied quickly, “Yup, same issue over here. Seems like everybody’s stuck at the gates. Nothin’s getting through, so we called in a Speakercopter. Hopefully it can knock it down.”
“Ah, that’s smart. We’ll request one as well and get this over with.” I said before beginning to hang up, but suddenly, all of our tablets were hijacked. Not just mine and his, but everybody’s. It was another Binocularman.
“We heard you guys loud and clear; we’ll handle it for ya.” He said before gesticulating a wink and hanging up. We all looked at each other funny for a moment before a deafening roar invaded the air, like the sound of massive engines heading our way. We looked to the sky, and that was when we saw it: Titan Binocularman. He stood at least a good fifty feet taller than Titan TV Man, his glowing orange core and lenses catching our attention immediately, his long, straight metal wings keeping him soaring along, his body draped in a buttoned orange tailcoat. He slowed his approach and landed with a rumble, the alloys of his body groaning and flexing under his sheer weight, before raising a foot back and slamming it through the wall, completely demolishing it and dragging tornado-like winds behind it. He stepped back and looked down at us, giving a thumbs up before engaging his wings and jetpack, blasting off into the city.
Maybe this war was finally about to be over.
Chapter VI coming tomorrow! Is he the strongest Titan? Who was the mysterious voice?

The standard recommended route to win the GTWC is to spend 3.5-4.5M cr. on a brand new LMP (the 3.5M ones are very solid and shouldn't be overlooked), with a couple of common alternatives-namely the used black cars and the CLK GT-R. I've spent a lot of my 130 hours looking for unique and fun alternatives to winning the GTWC, and I've scoured the lists to see what works and what doesn't.
First, strats that didn't really work.
Early game LM race car as a prize: There are a few LM race cars you can win in an early game event, namely the Camaro SS LM, the Jaguar XJ220 LM, the RX8 Concept LM (this is trivial to get), the 350Z Concept LM, and the C2 Corvette LM. I maxed all of these out, and none of them are all that strong. The Camaro is fast but tire wear makes it nonviable, the 350Z handles fine but lacks power, the C2 isn't competitive at all. The Jag is probably the best, but it takes a lot of skill for any of these to beat even the weaker LMPs. It's better to use one of these to win a better car*.
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The Zonda LM from missions 21-24: I really wanted this to work, it has enough power and good handling, but it has horrendous tire wear that makes it nonviable.
A road car: Either has extreme tire wear (SRT-10, ZZII) or too slow (XJ220). And those are the 3 that have the best chance. And I know you can cheese it by re-rolling until you get a lobby with no LMPs, but that's kind of lame. I had a rough time beating 3 weaker LMPs in the Viper GTS-concept, which is better on tires than the SRT10.
Strats that do work, and can work well:
Toyota 7 from missions 25-29. This one is fairly well known, as it's the preferred speedrun strat for any%. Also great tire wear and fast in a straight line, with skill it should have no problem with the average/weak LMPs, but probably struggles against the 787/R8/Sauber.
The Motul Pitworks Z: This was what I won my first GTWC with, any of those early cars can win the championship that gives you the Z. It's the best JGTC option due to moderate and balanced tire wear, and with ST4 turbo it has 945 HP and is competitive with LMPs. Excellent handling too, and 50/70 downforce is almost as much as an LMP. The other JGTC cars I've tried aren't as good, the best of them are the Au Cerumo Supra and the 2 green Tom's, which are still quite good but have heavy front wear. The Supras are very viable but you'll be in them 1.5M after upgrades. The Motul is the only JGTC you get as a prize.
Chapparal 2J, 2D, Gillet Vertigo or Team Oreca Viper. Of these the Oreca is the weakest, but it's still one of the best LM race cars and superior to the C5R. I consider the Oreca the weakest car that is viable against LMPs, it needs the ST4 turbo though. The Gillet has low downforce so it can be a little tricky to drive, but it has the speed, tire life and handling. 2J is a unique experience due to zero downforce and 3 gears, and can get by with just stage 3 turbo. It was good enough for a 100 point sweep with no pit stops. 2D is more predictable with standard 38/53 downforce, but needs ST4 turbo.
The last one I found so far, and this is more of a meme is the Suzuki Escudo Dirt Trial. The event that gives you it isn't that easy, and it has extreme turbo lag that makes Hong Kong and Opera Paris very difficult to win, but it handles great, has 50/70 downforce and is stupidly fast on boost. Honestly it's OP, but funny.
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I have been in therapy this year and I have been writing things down to get them off my chest. This is what I wrote as my school gets ready for graduation. Trust and believe I feel better getting this out there and don’t always feel this way. I am posting this so if you feel that way this year, know it isn’t so lonely out there.
To the class of 2024: Thank You
No seriously, thank you. I am glad someone took the time to show me what it means to set boundaries. What it means to say no. You all showed me what compassion looks like in the eyes of the damned.
You taught me that saying No is ok. No one will hate you if they truly care. Thank you for showing me that to choose yourself over the demands of a group is ok. I rediscovered that people’s insecurities and anger will allow them to never accept the truth. Thank you for showing me that I need to make a new list of priorities. A list that places me and my family before you and yours. A list that involves slowing down, jumping off the grind to see what truly matters. I learned that the uncomfortable silence is the war cry of progression.
Without you and what you wanted, I would have dug the grave and buried myself in an effort to gain your approval. I would be smiling and hoping to get an acknowledgment in return as the dirt cascaded onto my coffin. I would have praised you and showered you with compliments, giving you the shovel as a token of my love for you and more importantly, the absolute hatred I had for myself. I would have sought your approval in exchange for the unadulterated hatred I had for myself. A person I didn’t even recognize anymore.
I was never going to be good enough for you. I was never going to make you feel safe. You didn’t care what happened to me as long as you got to control the story. You had the senior year you wanted. You essentially removed the obstacle known as accountability. You got to do that while dragging my heart through the mud. You had the pleasure of controlling the story and making me feel small and ineffective, but more importantly: I would feel less than you.
The rose colored glasses I reserve for the seniors is smashed into pieces like my heart is. Fractured and discarded like the hopes I have for this group. The class of 2024 isn’t the 300 kids who make up the majority. It’s the handful who pass out excuses like they are some veritable elixir that can be easily swallowed if you just ignore the poison burning your soul. It’s for the ones who speak out of both sides of their mouth demanding justice while slinging arrows at the vulnerable.
To the class of 2024, I don’t have any advice. No parting shots, no jabs at the dysfunction you will lay before the feet of the former me. You won. I have nothing left to say to you. You no longer have the ability to cast the hex you once did. So to the Class of 2024: you graduated. Whatever that means to you is yours to take with you. The bar was set on the ground for you and when you tripped over the bar, you found an enemy and target. That person was someone who was trying to warn you to pick up your feet. He warned you to pick up your feet as life’s potholes can be even worse than the false sense of success high school brings you.
The beauty of this ceremony is simple: moving forward. The moment you receive the paper you claimed to have earned is the moment I am no longer contractually obligated to care. I won’t have to paint on a smile when you walk across a stage built on a foundation of manipulation and rot. I won’t have to take the emotional blisters and scars that I gave myself to clap loud and proud for you.
Your names will fade off my lips like the cool breeze at the back of my sails. I don’t need to see you, your families and more importantly, what you represent ever again. Your eviction and erasure from my brain will be swift and just.
You were given a piece of paper with the insignia of the victim. You can wear money and candy leis that your parents draped around your neck like the security blanket they will provide for you when life gets hard. You will gather around the fire describing in great detail the time you threatened a man who was having a human moment down an out of despair. Ironically, the Albatross that you placed around my neck will disintegrate the moment you leave. Feel free to look up any words and try to sound them out. Or don’t . Your parents will tell you what they mean and how amazing and wonderful you are.
Things are different from my generation. When I graduated high school, I knew that this was more than just party. It was more than another life event to post on Instagram. For me, my graduation was forged in honor and respect for the people who made a path before me. My grandfather who was told that he was too dumb to do anything of meaning. My parents who didn’t get the privilege to explore their minds at university. Anything below my best wasn’t ok with me. It doesn’t seem like you and I share the same sentiment.
The teacher who was the asshole that made your life a living hell will be in the rear view mirror. Funny thing is: objects can appear closer than you think. The next person who tries to hold you accountable won’t have the wherewithal to apologize and try to do the right thing. He may not even care how it made you feel. To you, your incompetence is solely yours. Your parents won’t be able to cry foul while you are left holding the bag.
To the Class of 2024. Thank you for teaching me what it means to destroy someone’s passion and love all for the selfishness of the Id. An ego is a terrible thing to waste.
Hark! Do you hear that?! Its the mediocrity of the rest of your life calling? It wants to know who is to blame for your failure? On an unrelated note; feel free to take a mirror to hold up to everyone else on your way out of the gift shop.
Ok. Maybe some of these words were a parting shot. As the great Theodore Roosevelt (he was one of our presidents)once said, “Get the fuck off my lawn you waste of human life.”

Idk what shes trying to do? Im just trying to cause problems for them, the dude has been up my ass hes mad insecure and he talks alot of shit. But she calls me and texts me like everyday talking about wanting to be with me in the shallowest way possible. i just act like i want to just so i can collect dirt to throw in this guys face next time he throws a random rage fit when they get in a fight lol. But im confused because she kinda seems genuine yet at the same time not. So im confused what her actual goal is with talking to me. Im definitely not fucking get back with her lol she literally left me for somebody else😂 I was gonna leave it alone until the dude started texting me on my personal number talking shit because apparently she likes to upsell me to him regularly and he puts up with it.
What im curious about is what is she trying to do? is she just friendzoning me? But wants to like keep me as an "option"? Why does she talk about getting back with me WHILE shes with someone else lol? Like shes mad crazy lol its funny asl but im just curious what do yall think shes tryna pull?

Episode 1: Oh god no, my marijuana patch! (Farmer)
Episode 2:We here at team four star do not condone child violence. We do however find it hilarious.(Kaiser)
Episode 3: Mahogany! (King Yemma)
Episode 4: Alright Maggots listen up! Popo's 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo. (Popo)
Episode 5: DODGE! (Piccolo)
Episode 6: I’ll tell you where they’re not, safe! (Popo)
Episode 7: I’m not a Pokémon! I’m Chiaotzu! CHIAOTZU! (Chiaotzu)
Episode 8: “Vegeta! I can fly” (Nappa)
Episode 9: "9 minutes and 18 seconds" (Vegeta)
Episode 10: “What’s the opposite of Christopher Walken? CHRISTOPHER REEVES!" (Vegeta)
Episode 11: “Yep, this baby gets 10,000 miles to the soul.” (Popo)
Episode 12: "No! What are you:stupid? We are doctors, scientists! Now inject this man with some SCIENCE! Delicious, magical SCIENCE!" (Some Freeza Grunt)
Episode 13: "Could you speak up? I'm not wearing any pants" (Roshi)
Episode 14: "QUACK!" (The Space-Duck)
Episode 15: "Muffin Button" (Goku)
Episode 16: Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon? (Vegeta)
Episode 17: I'm coming Zarbon! Quick, grab my balls!
Episode 18: " I don't know. Maybe you could've bitched at him, how 'bout that? That's all you appear to be good for these days. Huh? Used your bitch-fu on him? Bulma the mistress of bitching, that's what they should call you. Seriously, five ancient sages of bitchdom all gathered together one day on the peaks of Mount Bitch to proclaim your birth. And a hundred years later, when all the bitch stars had aligned, you were born and made everybody's life around you a living hell because you are such a bitch!" (Krillin)
Episode 19: "Son of a gum-chewing funk-monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me?! Forget my life! Always surrounded by miserable failing clods! Like this whole world just likes to *bend* me over and FIND ME IN THE ALPS! Like I'm some sort of shlock receptacle! Well as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbecue with a goddamn pig!!" (Vegeta)
Episode 20: "BECAUSE THE NAME'S RECCOOME! IT RHYMES WITH DOOM! AND YOU'RRRRRE GONNA BE HURTING ALL TOO SOON!!! (Reccoome)
Episode 21: I can't believe we came all the way out here and spent a week in the Space Boonies for nothing! Seriously, I'm surprised we didn't hear banjos on the way, because everyone is inbred and LOOKS THE F***ING SAME! Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK! (Freeza)
Episode 22: Did you tell him to work the shaft? (Super Kami Guru)
Episode 23: This is easily the 2nd worse hole I’ve ever had in my chest. It’s gonna take like, a million mommy kisses to make it better. (Goku).
Episode 24: "Oh ho ho ho no, don't mind me. By all means, g̶̢͘í̸͖̈̕͝v̶̢̹͠ͅe̸̮͆̋̽ ̷͙͔͙̲̏͛ḿ̸̨̲̦̤͒͑ẹ̴̜͚̰̉̂ ̵̩͈͍̯̠́͂s̷̝͓͍̑o̷̢̲͙̅̍̐̔͠m̷͔̂e̸̪͊̂̐̕͠ͅ ̵̛̱̣̣̱̎̅i̶̍̒͂ͅd̶̡̲̟̔̉̏ȩ̸̙̭̺̑̊̃͠ä̸̧̱́̅s̴̙͚̯̯̩̾." (Freeza)
Episode 25: "Oh good. I'll stop by there on the way home. Pick up some space eggs, some space milk, and BLOW IT THE F*** UP! Oh, I'm sorry, I'm usually far more composed. I'm just a little bit A B S O L U T E L Y L I V I D." (Freeza)
Episode 26: “That’s right, I’m your White Mage, & Nobody fucks with the White Mage” (Little Green)
Episode 27: " Imma deck ya in the schnozz!" (Goku)
Episode 28: “Good Lord I traded Vegeta for this” (Freeza)
Episode 29: Oh, come now. If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then let God strike me down where I stand. *lightning zaps* HA! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game! (Freeza),
Episode 30: “I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the bacon in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night! (starts powering up) I am Son Gokū! and I am a Super (Death beam to forehead) Saiyan” (Goku)
Episode 31: "Why aren't you upstairs sleeping with your girlfriend like everyone else?" (Turtle)
Episode 32: "Gohan when you've had a man inside of you; you know when he's coming." (Krillin)
Episode 33: "Oh a momma's boy huh? I'll be your mommy" (Bulma)
Episode 34: “The fuck's a condom?" (Vegeta)
Episode 35: “What do you think inconspicuous old man and mime?” (Some Guy)
Episode 36: “I WANNA BECOME A SUPER SAIYAN!!! I WANNA!!! IWANNAIWANNAIWANNA-” (Vegeta)

Juelz said it was "her side" that showed up to her house and if anyone in her real life did that or the other things Dee, Rakin, Siwa and Ginevra did to her and others she'd never take them back. Well finally someone said it because its so funny to hear the fans of some of these people (on all their silly "sides") slam us redditors and / or subs as "stalkers" while excusing people who have done real life horrible stuff like showing up, doxing, mailing things, pulling records, etc. all because they "apologize" and join their "team".
I'm never gonna be a Diddy fan, but at least she's the one person to admit the hypocrisy they all have and have enough self esteem not to accept people who treated her like dirt for "the greater good".

Don't settle
I can't understand why we settle. We settle for a job we don't like, and we settle for things in our lives. We settle for people we keep in our lives, and we definitely settle for relationships.
You can't find a job, so you settle for the first one. Even though you hate it and it makes you miserable. I had a friend who would say every morning I am going to Hell. For 10 years, she went to a place that she described as hell. Why? There are plenty of jobs out there, but she settled.
People settle in relationships all the time. I can't get why some people don't want to be alone so badly that they will settle on the first person that comes along. They are afraid they won't find someone else. So they settle for a good for nothing putz. But hey, they got a man, right?
I have friends who are beautiful, smart, kind, and funny, settling for dirt bags, with no jobs. Men who are living off of them, while they are at work. These guys are sitting in their homes, eating their food, and doing nothing to help out. Are you kidding me? I'd rather be alone.
Or the woman who lets that lying, cheating man back over and over, believing he will change. And getting hurt every time. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
Do you not have a mirror? Do you not see your value like I do? Do you not see this incredible woman you are? So why are you settling?
The same goes for men. Yes, I know good-looking, rich, smart men who stay in a relationship where they are miserable, mistreated, and belittled. Again, why? Why do they insist on going back when they know nothing changes when nothing changes?
They have so much love to give. They are great dad's, great son's, and terrific friends. Why do they not know their own self-worth? You need to wake up and see what we see, you need to know it's okay to be alone than to be in a relationship that you're dying in, trust me happiness is so much better.
Yes, it's scary out there. Dating sucks. Some nights are lonely, but the peace you feel inside is worth it all. If you truly have the one for you, it will be a fifty fifty relationship. You will not be put down, taken advantage of, lied to, or cheated on. They will build you up and tell you you can do anything. They will be your biggest cheerleader. They will be there for you to tell your secrets to, to depend on, and you will feel loved. If they are not doing this, then they are not the one,so move on, get out, and start over! It took me years of dating putz's to realize how a real man should treat me, and I will never settle again.
For most of us, this is the second part of our lives. Most of us have lost loved ones. I know that I have lost too many, and it makes it very real. This time, we have is precious and way too short to be unhappy. It could be over tomorrow, and here you spent the last year,10 years, or 20 years being unhappy. Really? Is that the life you want?
Not me! I want to live each day like it's my last. I want this peace and joy I feel at this moment to last a lifetime. If I get to share this with a wonderful man that would be incredible, but I refuse to settle, and I don't care if that means that I will be alone for the rest of my life.
That's a bold statement, you're thinking. Yes, it is. I've walked away from a job just as quickly because if you felt the peace and joy I feel and then have it taken away like I have recently, you would realize that you will do anything to get it back!
So today, my friends, I am here to tell you that I will not be settling and neither should you. Just look in the mirror and see what I see. You need to know your worth and expect nothing less than you deserve. Life is too short!
Fill your life with people you love and who love you. Improve yourself. Find a job you love. Find interests and hobbies, volunteer, exercise, or find new friends but fill it with things that make you happy!
Always remember to never settle, take the steps to be happy with yourself, and like I say at the end of every blog…. “Be the change you want to see”

For my first DMB show here's my predicted setlist. Feel free to agree, disagree or make other comments. 🤘
Funny the Way It Is Madman's Eyes Eh Hee When the World Ends Walk Around the Moon Minarets What Would You Say So Damn Lucky Jimi Thing Cheap Sunglasses Dancing Nancies What You Are Stolen Away Virginia In the Rain The Song That Jane Likes Old Dirt Hill Crush Just Breathe Two Step