Bhai ne sikhaya

Bhai kal mera bday tha. Mai kai dino se uc ka subscription ka bol rha tha papa se, but unhone kaha tha price drop hone de. Kal jab hua to, papa ne krdiya. Or mummy nani ke ghar thi, waha se unhone bhi apne number pe leliya yr. Agar kisiko chahiye to btana yaar mere kuch pese bach jaenge. Originally 7000 me liya hai, 5000 me bhi lelo yaar koi plss😭

Bhai kal mera bday tha. Mai kai dino se uc ka subscription ka bol rha tha papa se, but unhone kaha tha price drop hone de. Kal jab hua to, papa ne krdiya. Or mummy nani ke ghar thi, waha se unhone bhi apne number pe leliya yr😥😥😢. Ab itna regret ho rha h ki, mummy ko mana kr deta pehle hi. Plss yaar agar kisi ko chahiye to btana 5000 me, originally 7000 me kharida tha😭😭.

Bhai kal mera bday tha. Mai kai dino se uc ka subscription ka bol rha tha papa se, but unhone kaha tha price drop hone de. Kal jab hua to, papa ne krdiya. Or mummy nani ke ghar thi, waha se unhone bhi apne number pe leliya yr. Agar kisiko chahiye to btana, original hamne 7000 me liya tha.

My fellow CUETIES💀. Gave physics paper today, was just lying down and doing some introspection at 2 am💀. As title says mai pcb lekar pachta raha hun. Drop liya tha neet ke liye fir bhi 506 arahe hain(expected). Ye chutiya neet ne gand chod di aur Sala 25lakh lodu Har Saal same paper de rahe hain aur saale badte ja rahe hain.
Bhai agar gandu society ke pressure me aake science he lene thee to mc maths bhi leleta maths me mai theek thak tha(10th me maths me 85+% the). Math se bachne ke liye chutiya biology leli. Lekin interest to sst me tha 🙃. Aur Sst me Mera 98 the marks 10th me wo bhi ek week padhke. Aur sala ye chutiya biology me koi scope he nahi hai sirf mmbs, mds ya Sala chutiya bsc🤡. Wo bhi mmbs karene me 6 Saal fir uske baad 4-5 Saal specialization 💀. Tum 10 saal padhe sirf 1, 2 lakh monthly earn Kama ne liye.
Udhar maths ke bina kuch hai hi nahi hai nahi sst me aur nahi science me, looking at you bio🥲).
Btech bcs karne wale to sirf 4 Saal ke baad hi earn karna start kar dete hain AGAR achi placement mile to. Aur usko karne ke liye 20lakh jee karne ko bhag te hain chodu mals, aka one of the toughest exam of the world with extreme competition. Not including jee adv aka THE TOUGHEST EXAM 💀💀💀💀💀😅 Aur usme be 25 to 30 percent IIT wale jobless hain to socho normal btech karne wale ka kya hoga.
Aur finally sala ye cuet ka bhi physics aur maths ka azeeb sa tha paper 40 mins ( excluding 20 mins of randi rona of signatures by chutiya nta) me esa paper jo tum neet aur jee ke level ke questions karna. Pyq aur mock to bada easy tha bhai ye lodu cuet ne wakt Badal diya jazabat Badal deye. Ye oil drop wala question mene to puri aakash ki module me Asa question na deka mc.
Kash mene apne boards ke marks dekh ke select kari hoti apne stream.🥲🥲

So I am a dropper neet ke liye thi but didn't go as planned mera mood medical se 12th mai he uth Gaya tha I wanted to give other exams and try out my luck but parents said fuck you. Nahi hoga Terese neet mai he reh i so badly wanted to give clat and uceed I am not disappointed with neet tbh this exam doesn't intrest me anymore maa chudaye sunn lungi gaali mereko nhi karna aur science wagera so I thought of appearing in cuet guess what woh bhi chud gayi 🤣🤣i hopped ki shyd cuet deke stream change karlu 🤣 no i don't think mujhe off campus bhi milega man. I am so tired i want to move on from this entrance exam stuff the anxiety loneliness the frustration I am tired of it honestly. I wish maa baap ne mujhe clat dene diya hota at least let me try then they say they never stopped me from doing anything LIES🤡 manipulative ahh shit told me I would be jobless I would be begging on road agar law mai gayi toh said log kya bolenge? And then they've the audacity to say to my relatives ki humne toh ise kisi cheez ke liye nhi roka 🥺 my ass. I TRIED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH SCIENCE BHAI I COULDN'T MY BRAIN IS ROTTEN ITS FRIED AUR NHI HOTA I DONT FEEL THE SAME WAY FOR THIS SUBJECT LIKE I USED TO IN 10TH COMPETITIVE EXAMS HAVE RUINED IT FOR ME PLEASE LET ME MOVE ON FROM THIS GOD PLEASE i tried all I could. abhi ke liye chill mar leti cause I know the moment the results are dropped mom and dad would come for my ass saying I am disappointment (which I am) I have wasted their time and money. The efforts don't matter bro not even to your parents they only And only want results I am telling you no one appreciates or sees it they just want results. Prepration ke time they might say oh we are with you ho jayega we will never scold and boom the moment they see the results they'll come for your ass left right I have so much in my chest and they don't even want to listen I am tired of science please please let me move on I am not that smart for science please 🙏

Exam centre was in middle of nowhere and fans were barely working. 3 classes ko EIK SAATH baithaya. 2 bacche eik seat pe side by side 30 cm se kam duri. Mere room ke bahar 6A likha tha par andar 7A likha tha. Invigilators ke naam pe just college pass outs laga diye aur wo bhi gine chune gawar the. Unhone paper to time we diya par open cheating allow kar di. Like invigilators bagal me khade and bacche baat kar rahe hai.
Like not even kidding, open cheating chal rahi thi and they were just ignoring. Class me bahaut Shor Ho raha tha and I couldn't focus because of that. Lagbhag 30 minutes Baan Maine invigilator se Nola ki Shor knatam karwae paper Dene me dikkat Ho rahi hai
Us bande ne literally ja ke bola “Baccho shor kam karo bahar aawaj chali jaegi” 💀 I was speechless. Like bhai cheating kar rahe hai sab aur tu invigilator hai apna kaam to kar. Hame 1st exam khatam hone ke baad class me 20min baithaya aur usne pata chala ki mere se eik seat bagal wale ne mujhse and uske aage wale se copy kiya and kuch na aate hue bhi uske hum dono se acche Numbers aayenge like WTH.
Physics ke exam ke baad bahar nikla pani bharne to pata chala ki balti me se nikal ke paani peena hai jo obviously utna saaf nahi dikh raha tha and jo uncle nikal ke de rahe the wo bhi pure paseene me the. So mai to pyaasa hi wapas class me chala gaya.
Maths ke same cheez repeat hui. It’s baar sabko pata tha ki invigilators nikamme hai to kai baccho ne to group bana ke cheating ki.
And eik aur baat, BRO 2ND PAPER ME BIOMETRIC HI NAHI LIYA ! I am so fucking scared and angry at the same time. It’s just a shit storm
I can’t remember all the crazy shit (because trust me there was a lot) so I’ll add it when I get more free time.
Peace and the hell with you exam administration…

Maths ke paper me time waise hi 1 ghante ka(90 secs per question) usme bhi gadho ke bacho ne is type ke questions diye ki steps hojaye answer ke aas paas bhi na pohocho aur questions ko Kam lengthy nhi banaya retards ne.itna Ganda exam past life me kabhi nhi Gaya Aur inke sign wali bakchodgiri ne itna disturb Kiya na koi focus hi na kar ske upar se Bhai rough work ka kya Mai dang se questions kar hi nhi paa rha atleast sheets hi provide karwadete itni kya hi problem hai I feel so tired have to convince my parents to not take tomorrow's exam(fayda waise hi nhi hai kaun dega 18 attempts Wale ko DU)

(I am not punjabi, to fir mai hindi mein hi question puch rha hoon)
•Bi*ch I'M Back(sidhu ne insta story pe play kiya tha older version ek baar)
•Signed To God(prod. by intense, sidhu bhai ne jab poster dala tha iska tab bhi prod. by intense tha lekin moosetape mein banglez&kidd vala version release kiya tha + I think Byrd ke paas bhi ek aur version hai iska)
•GOAT(complete older version with malton's verse)
•Brown shortie(with mist's verse, poster ke caption mein bhi likha tha ki isme mist ka feature hai)
•Burberry(aka Versace bag, 100 times better than Burberry)
•Moosedrilla(prod. by harj nagra)
•These days(video phele hi bnake gye hain sidhu bhai,lekin older version ki)
•G-Shit(with AR Paisley)
•Power(with nseeb,as he already mentioned in an interview ki isme uska bhi verse tha)
•IDGAF(prod. by Byrd)
•inke saath saath aur bhi songs ke alternate versions present hain jo ki vo isme add kr skte hain like DRIPPY(aka Hitman 2 Hitmaker, idk why they changed tracks name), Athra Style(with Jenny johal)
•inke saath kuch leaked tracks bhi release kiye ja skte hain like 0008,Real OG,Kille
•saath mein kuch tracks like pittal(full track kabhi release hi nhi hua,full track 3:04 ka tha kuch),Boss&Confession(with proper mix mastering)

Bhai paper pyq se etna zayda hard kyu tha?!?!?! I was fucking preparing for cuet from past 2 months literally was studying 6-7 hrs everyday solved each and every pyq but jab exam hua ek toh baar baar teacher ajata ha aur uske bhi time se paper nai dete aur bc enka kya jara ha paper toh humara ha dimag ka bhosda bana dala ha en logo ne bhai upar se ghar wale baar baar bolte rahte ke kasa hua kasa hua tu toh sata din padhti rahte thi abh toh sahi hua hoga North campus toh pakka ess baar bc ma kya bolu ke teacher ne ghanta ka paper 40 min me leliya!?!??! (Science)

13 MAY
Jis din result nikla to papa ne bola ki "Ki jyaada nhi but me bhot khush hu."
I was bamboozled that how is he so happy at me getting just 90.4 ( humare ghar me 95 se niche to ijjat nhi milti)
Ese eee chize khe rhe the ki
" mere to bas 60s me aaye the, tu to sidha 90 le aaya"
"puri family me bas tu hai jo 10th me 90 laaya"
" tu jonsa gift mangenga ledunga"
I was so happy
16 MAY
aaj mummy ne bola ki papa phone pe kehre the
" sab logo ke 95 aaye he, iske Sirf 90"
"isko agle saal ghar se nikalne dunga, Sirf padhai karega"
" Iss saal jitna ghumna hai ghumle, agle saal kahi nhi bhejdunga"
And yes, my suspicion was correct. The worst part is that he didn't say this to my face. Mummy papa ki gossip chal rhi thi mere baare me.
Aur boards se kuchh time pehle bhi yahi hua tha.
" hum ese hi vishwas kr rhe hai uspe, isne aage Jaake kuchh nhi krna"
This was the sentence he said, again not to my face but to my mom.
Bhai kamre me pada hua hu aadhe ghante se lock krke ro rha hu.
Samajh nhi aara kuchh bhi.
Log keh dete hai don't care what other people think about you. Kya btau unko ki woh other people mere mummy papa hi hai.
Bhai koi kuchh bta to please merko kuchh samajh nhi aara pleaseee.

So guess what people , i came out of the closet to almost my whole fam except dad for obvious reasons of being in khauf and dehshat from his side 😂. But my sisters and even my mother are of the list now , I told my mom about me being lesbian and she kinda took it really well , ofcourse she is a bit (a bit too much) pissed on my decision of being lesbian and choosing not to marry a guy whenever she's in this reality check of society and my dad but otherwise she's really normal and don't care about it much . She's in this process of processing things just like my sisters and meanwhile to be honest zehan ton bhoj jeha lath gya , shanti mili sab nu ashant krke 🙂. Nazare ne when she suddenly sometimes jokes about ki acha hun ede layi kudi labho bhai , ehne nuh leyoni ae . Pr fr sometimes she's like why you don't wanna marry , reason ds . It's a bit like she's going through roller coaster of emotions and sometimes gets angry as well and says stuff like ki I'm selfish etc , But honestly i don't mind anything a bit, all I'm happy for is ki my identity hasn't effected the bond I've with mum and it's really calming that she ain't ignoring me 😌. Pr yes she's processing her emotions and how this will effect everyone's life around me so sometimes it's more róugh. I also have to figure out a way of communicating with her in a better way on this this topic when she asks me questions. Till i do so , I'm kinda enjoying this phase of my mum trying to understand me and i honestly feel glad to be her daughter bcs she's indeed trying to not judge me and be there for me with more of a curiosity and care in a way . And i love the fact ki she's having logical reasoning with me una k jina she can handle , and try to say ki stop before she gets angry or divert any thing towards me .

Mai ek company mai job karta hu company mai mere do friend ha jo ki har baat pe kisi na kisi se ladne ki sochte ha aur company chordne ki baat karte h aur har baat pe mujhe koste rehte ha ki "saale tere se kuch nahi ho paayega ladna aana chaiye Varna koi bhi pel ke chala jaayega" mai maanta hu ki hame ladna aana chaiye magar iska matlab ye thodi hai ki hum Bina baat ke kisi se lade jaise ki vo ladte h. Ek baar ki baat h mere se inhi mai se ek ne 1000 rs udhaar liye aur 6 mahine Tak nahi Diya jab mujhe kuch paiso ki jarurat thi toh Maine bola message pe ki bhai mujhe paise chaiye mere 1000 rupees Dede toh Banda gaali deta h ki madarchod mood mat kharab kar kaha milega bata bande leke aarha hu Ghar se uthwadunga uss time par toh Maine kuch nahi bola par baad mai apne paise Lake unse bolna band kar Diya aur dusri company mai job Kari. Mujhe uss din bahut bura laga jis dost ko Maine Bina soche samjhe paise diye ussne paise dete time mujhe hi gaali dedi Jo usse apna bhai maanta tha Jo kabhi apne dost ka toh kya kisi aur ka bhi galat nahi sochta... Aur phir mujhe andar hi andar Aisa laga ki duniya madarchod h madarchod thi aur rahegi sb apne liye hi sochte hai isliye bura banke raho swarthi bano... Please aap log apne vichar bataye toh shayad mujhe behtar samajh milegi.

Bhai to mein just 10th pass out kiya, April mein bemaar padh gaya tha to coaching join nhi kar paya, 29 April ko yahan pe poochne gaya PW VP khula tha unse poocha ki new batch kab shuru hoga to pehle bola ki 15 May, ab pichle 2 morning and evening batches month prior khul gaye the to laga ki cover up krna mushkil hojayega to 15 may tak ka wait krne ka hi decision liya. Thoda boht padha boht lazy hogya socha ki coaching shuru hojayegi to consistent hojaunga padhai ke saath aur ek streamlined routine bhi follow hojayega. 15 may aate aate bola ki 20 may se hoga wo bhi maan liya. Ab aaj bol rahe ki 27 may se naya batch shuru hoga 🤡🤡🤡
Im fked bhai competition ne to March April se padhna shuru krdiya tha aur mein abhi as of May 16 bas 1/3rd Mathematical Tools aur Atomic Structure ki full theory hi kiya hu. Meri G fattri ab JEE to dhoor ki baat mereko 11th ka canon event bhi 2x hit karega lagta.
Advice dedo should i be scared or not and what to do now?
Also never trust PhysicsWallah Vidyapeeth.

Sal tha Do-Sau-Chauda,
Or usi saal unhone hum subko pela!
Ghotalon ki barish thi, chaya tha andhkar
Anna Hazare baithe gaye anshan par, o nadiya par!
Pradarshan toh tab hua karte the! Hum sab tab andolan jeevi hua karte the!
Ab toh reed ki haddi humne sone ke sath bechdi, Kyunki unhone pyarse kaha "say no to muft ki revdi"
Jab anna daata bhi desh drohi kehla diya jaye,
Jab humari rakshe karne wala sainik hi mehenga lag jaye,
Jab Himalaya ki unchaiyon ko kam karne ki tadap lag jaye,
Tab ache din bohot yad aye!
Asli ghuspatiya toh woh mahamari thi - meri ma, meri hasi, meri roti - sab le gai!
Par jab Pradhan Mantri ne TV par akar do ansun bahaye tab tali bajakar hum sab dukh-bhaye mukht hoye!
Jab jata tha main pathshala,
Doston ki maa - kabhi ami, kabhi aai, kabhi bebe, kabhi amma, kehti thi "tu bhi toh mera beta hain!"
Yad ati hain tab sochta hun, kahan hain woh mera dost - meri ma ka dhyan toh rakh raha hain na?
Bhai, meri yad toh ati hain na?
Haye, ache din, bohot yad aye.

Bhai log agar kisi ne Vidyapeeth Live liya hai (45000 vala) toh please mujhe btao. Mai soch rha hu lene k liye. Lekin smjh nhi aa rha ki achha h ya nhi ? Kya kru? Koi suggestion? Please bhailog help kr do.

Till 10th I was a good student like padhai mei bhi accha and all phir aise hi boards mei (state board) 91% ke saath socha tha arts lunga (ias Officer ban na tha ) but Ghar walo ne science pe laga diya Doctor banna padhega bolke, phir aise hi maine bhi socha doctor baan ke baad mei ias ke liye choose kar lunga, then phir start hua mera life ka downfall. I choosed a private college with a good reputation (nam nhi lunga) and many good students like state toppers etc. so humlog ka class, boards results ke lakbhag 10 din baad hi start ho gya tha, lekin mein late join karlia tha like 1 - 2months late (kyuki tab mei arts/science kaunsa loo chakkar mei phas gya tha) aur hamare classes like bohut aage chalegye, mein like blank kuch bhi samaj nhi aarha tha like teaches sab 11th ke motion in plane Tak pauch gya the aur muje tabtak units and dimensions bhi nhi aata tha. Phir aisehi mera 11th chala gya with 0 knowledge kuch bhi nhi aata tha like 0 Bhai 0 aur hostel mei rehta tha toh wah bhi utna padhai ka patner guide wagera nhi tha. And Ghar walo se pressure itna tha (because we are lower middle class ) ki acche institution ke bawajut tuje kuch nhi aata etc. and aisehi mera 11th barbaad ho gya, jab board aaya 11th ke mera percentage around 32 huwa aur school walo ne jaise taise pass kar wa Diya nhi toh 11th pe hi fail ho jata, phir Ghar walo nhi din raat pressure dena start kya, like kya hoga tera tu kuch nhi kar sakta etc. And 12th mei jab Aya toh meine socha liya tha acche se padhunga and all and was everything was going right mere marks bhi tode tode improve huwe like bohot mehnat kya bohot and like test marks bhi improve hone lage tution bhi laya liya tha. Phir jab 12th ke beech Wale din I got myself into a trouble. I fell in love with a girl (online) hum dono ke thoughts taste music and all same hone ke karan ek dusre se pyaar ho gya tha and like later I realised woh toh alag hi tha like usse baat karne ke liye mein apna padhai aadha adhura chor deta tha(kyuki usko sirf ek limited time phone milta tha and like mere padhai ke time hi milta tha aur baaki ke team ya toh mei tution jata ya toh woh) phirse mera marks girne suru ho gaya because of lack of time in studies and then aisehi days went by like I managed somehow todha marks kaam ho jata phirbhi i sticked to her and then aisehi karte karte mera boards aayga , and also I thought I was ready for everything, but ek or unfortunate event ho gya, wo ladki apne ex ke saath phirse chaligyi in between my boards exam she broke up with me (like she was with me for just time pass? Kya woh sab baatein was waste?) and uske wajah se mera boards bhi kharab ho gya kyuki usko time Dena padta tha and as result mere issaal ke boards pe 78 percentage ho gya 😭😭 how i am supposed to do now? My parents don't know a thing about this all they are just putting pressure like you don't want to study, tuje padhai karne nhi dega abse tu kaam karne jayega , etc kuch din pehle neet and jee ka exam Diya tha jo ladka 11th mei 0 tha woh neet ke kuch din pehle pure bio and physics ko 2 baar padh dala and uska expected score aa rha hai around 374 and maths aur physics karke (chemistry weak mera) jee mei uska aaya tha around 73 percentile aaya tha. And now the question is do I deserve it? Do I deserve a chance for the next year. A drop is it will be worth it? Kya mei woh kar paunga ? The pain in me is always hitting me guys please help I just want to kms parents ke expectations the acche karge but nhi ab boj ban gya hu ab toh woh unlog ko dekhne se bhi bura lagta hai😭 guys please help suggest me what should I do ? Should I just kms? I can't handle anymore failures

matlab bhai maa kasam kya mazak chal rha h, aaj mhtcet ka exam tha mera, mere school se chote campus wale college me aur vo log ne apna brochure diya, maa kasam unlog ne usme "AIR 5 college (developing) by times of India" ye likha tha, maa kasam aisa ghatiya college matlab kya hi batau, aur agar ye meko pata nhi hota to obviously main to vo AIR 5 se bewakoof ban hi jaata matlab bhai there must be a site or some ranking (ab nirf ka mat chalu hojana vo thoda illogical ho jata h at times)
tldr: acche college ke baare me kaise dhundhe?