Sasur ko doodh pilaya

Sasural pipi ka aaj dekhne Mila kafi time baad...You reddit people kuch bhi bolo hum saath saath hi hai 🤣 dekho aaj Aami ne bhi facial k baad bhaut bhaut bhaut pyaar Kiya mujhe ...ab mat bolna kuch bhi humare bond ko leke.... Dark patch wali mummy bhi aaj achi lagi guysss. Don't forget this was my First Mothers day 😂 with RU baby

bhai mere mummy papa mereko hamesha har baar ke liye rokte hai aur bolte hai ki they're being protective. kya karu bhai mai. apne room me rhu to bolte hai ki bas ek hi jagah pade rehna hai galti ho gya personal room deke bahar nikalne nahi dete bolte hai koi zarurat nahi hai jo karna hai ghar pe karo har baat par rok tok karte hai. kal hi ki baat hai maine bola mujhe gym jaana hai to mummy bolne lagi ki ham bhi chalenge baat karne ham bole ham kar lenge baat to uspe bhadak gyi aur bolne lagi itna bada umar nahi hua hai tumhara ki tum sab khud se karo. bhai meri age 18 hai kya gym jaana galat hai? maine bola mujhe gaadi sikhna hai to papa ne mana kr diya hai bole ki joint family hai dekh kr karna padta hai sab kyuki meri bua ji ke sasur ji ka tabiyat kharaab tha abhi nahi sikha sakte yaar mera college me ho jayega tb thodi na seekhenge ye bhi koi reason hua ab dur ke rishtedaar zyada important hai. jab kuch karne hi nahi dena hai to phir bol dena chahiye na ki nahi krna hai kyu baar baar taal rhe hai har cheez ko. upar se college ki baat kro to bolne lagte hai ki acchi jagah ho bhi jayega to nahi bhejenge jab reason pucho to bolne lagte hai muh band rkha kro jyada zubaan mat ladao jo bolte hai accha ke liye bolte hai. ham mana thodi kiye hai accha krne ko ham bas jaan na chate hai reason kya hai kyuki bhai meri life hai mereko pata hona chahiye na ki ham jo kr rhe hai uske peeche wajah kya hai ham kr kyu rhe hai. bhai mereko batao mereko kya krna chahiye kyu agar mai baat krne jau unse to bolenge zubaan lada the hai.
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I'm 19M staying in Hostel far from my hometown because I got admission in tier 4 city gov college
So the thing is When I visited home, my father caught me watching porn at 3 a.m.( pure din me privacy nai milti and hostel me to pata hi hota h ak room me 3-4 bande vha bi privacy nai milti), video wasn't even started and they came and grabbed me by my neck from behind and literally slammed me down like those WWE fighters do, literally😭), then he grabbed my phone and went into his room and came again then muje bi pakad k le gye apne room me(literally jese koi police bande ko pakad k khich k leke jati h) and they started parents talk at 3 a.m. to 6 a.m. for straight 3 hours at night....
First my mom started shouting k mobile JAPT kar lo iska pele to(literally word that is used with criminal), koi jarurat nai h kal nikalne ki, ticket cancel kar do(me next day college k liye nikal rha tha hostel), then suddenly they both started crying like muje bas apna bachha sahi salamat chaiye aur kuch nai chaiye zindgi me, so I got shocked and asked what happened?
Then they started ranting about how my mama's life is now at worst condition( in short: 15 years ago a girl started talking to him on phone like this for months and months and proposed him just few months ago of his arrange marriage with conditions like me kisi ko nai manaugi, me bhag k shadi nai karungi, Jo karna h tuje karna h and all, so he broke up a marriage which family arranged but that girl back outs after he broke up marriage and then depression and toxicity at peak for 6 years and all shit happened then usk baad kahi aur bi shadi k liye koi ha nai bol rha tha to mama ne maximum kaleshi aurat se shadi kar li kyunki vo Sundar dikhti thi, in all this my nana suffered from all sides like samaj se, apne sasural se and mama bi bohot kalesh karte the har din and all, because of this much depression and stress for 15 years, he got brain tumor and died even without seeing his grandchild jise mami ne Milne hi nai diye akhri dino me),
now they misunderstood at first that I was talking to a girl at 3 a.m. and i do this everyday so mom started shouting mama ne aese hi zindgi kharab kar di mre parents ki, tuje bi yhi karna he kya? and all, so I argued how time is changed now and I know this stuff because aaj kal college me kese kese lafde hote h pata hi he and tried to convince them don't worry that much about me(vahi vale jo aap soch rhe h )...
Then mom said exactly, that's why I don't want you to go to out of town, pata hi tha bachhe hath se nikal jate h teri tarah, and argued we know why you had to go to that shitty tier 4 college and not got admission in top colleges in tier 2 city like us, pele hi larkiyo k chakkar me Top colleges to chali gai, aese hi hostel me rha to zindgiya barbad karega tu, hame apna beta ankho k samne hi chaiye and all...
(Since childhood, i had to listen to mom k tane k how my "bua's" got love married and samaj me nak kata Diya and log kesi kesi bate karte he since I was in primary, even in that put me in all boys school till 10th, so I didn't had any female interaction till 10th and was in deep fear to talk in tution also then I started junior college and I didn't hard worked that much since I was busy and stuck in figuring out what is a girl and how to talk to girls and tried to get into situationship and all shit as late teenager), so I argued you were the person who was treating me like criminal, really i was even scared to save her phone number and literally memorized those and was clearing history regularly like I was dealing dru*s and i was cleaning it's chat history and all since they check my phone in every couple of days even now when I go home(by shouting parents he tere aesa kya Ganda and ILLEGALLY Kam kar rha h tu k phone Dene se Darna pade han?)
So I finally replied you were the reason I stuck into larkibazi(unhe vahi word use Kara tha isliye exact word), since bachpan se hamesa Ghar me aesa mahol rakha tha k dar lage, isliye Mera time waste hua important, so they again started shouting we were the one who were asking you and teasing you many times like larkiyo k sath ghumne gya tha kya?(Pure 2 saal me sirf 1 baar bahar cafe/restaurant me larkiyo k sath Jane ki himmat Hui thi inke dar se),Ya Aaj kal bohot bahar ja rha h kisi k sath han? (This were the efforts in just last sem because baju vale liberal Sharma ji apne larke k sath bohot Frank the aur ham ma-bap-beta nahi the)...
So I finally tried to end the argument by saying please don't worry much about me, me kisi bi hisab se nahi bigda hu while I was crying (people still taunts me at college for being too much sida aadmi, aaj bi kabi normally 7 baje bad hostel k bahar per nai rakhta me), but they still taunted me like so jao bachha to hath se nikal gya lagta he while they were crying..
And again at next evening my mom started scolding and shouting at me like how it's too low level to watch porn and that's why they get boys married at 21 In mom's hometown ( my fathers side family is less conservative and chill but my mom's side families are too much conservative and toxic, specially in their hometown ), and final argument they done was agar hame laga k tu aese hi hath se nikal rha he aesi hi gandi aadate rhi to me Teri 2-3 saal me shadi Kara dungi
Later on father tried to console me and chill the things like don't worry that much i ain't gonna let her do that, and I will send you those links if you really want to watch(he was joking)...
But the problem is mummy don't listen to papa many times and sometimes too much possessive about me that it becomes painful, please help...
Tldr: zindgi k maze chhor k sabse sidha larka bana Raha to bi mar pad rhi h parents se tu bigad gya karke😭

I'm 19M staying in Hostel far from my hometown because I got admission in tier 4 city gov college
So the thing is When I visited home, my father caught me watching porn at 3 a.m.( pure din me privacy nai milti and hostel me to pata hi hota h ak room me 3-4 bande vha bi privacy nai milti), video wasn't even started and they came and grabbed me by my neck from behind and literally slammed me down like those WWE fighters do, literally😭), then he grabbed my phone and went into his room and came again then muje bi pakad k le gye apne room me(literally jese koi police bande ko pakad k khich k leke jati h) and they started parents talk at 3 a.m. to 6 a.m. for straight 3 hours at night....
First my mom started shouting k mobile JAPT kar lo iska pele to(literally word that is used with criminal), koi jarurat nai h kal nikalne ki, ticket cancel kar do(me next day college k liye nikal rha tha hostel), then suddenly they both started crying like muje bas apna bachha sahi salamat chaiye aur kuch nai chaiye zindgi me, so I got shocked and asked what happened?
Then they started ranting about how my mama's life is now at worst condition( in short: 15 years ago a girl started talking to him on phone like this for months and months and proposed him just few months ago of his arrange marriage with conditions like me kisi ko nai manaugi, me bhag k shadi nai karungi, Jo karna h tuje karna h and all, so he broke up a marriage which family arranged but that girl back outs after he broke up marriage and then depression and toxicity at peak for 6 years and all shit happened then usk baad kahi aur bi shadi k liye koi ha nai bol rha tha to mama ne maximum kaleshi aurat se shadi kar li kyunki vo Sundar dikhti thi, in all this my nana suffered from all sides like samaj se, apne sasural se and mama bi bohot kalesh karte the har din and all, because of this much depression and stress for 15 years, he got brain tumor and died even without seeing his grandchild jise mami ne Milne hi nai diye akhri dino me),
now they misunderstood at first that I was talking to a girl at 3 a.m. and i do this everyday so mom started shouting mama ne aese hi zindgi kharab kar di mre parents ki, tuje bi yhi karna he kya? and all, so I argued how time is changed now and I know this stuff because aaj kal college me kese kese lafde hote h pata hi he and tried to convince them don't worry that much about me(vahi vale jo aap soch rhe h )...
Then mom said exactly, that's why I don't want you to go to out of town, pata hi tha bachhe hath se nikal jate h teri tarah, and argued we know why you had to go to that shitty tier 4 college and not got admission in top colleges in tier 2 city like us, pele hi larkiyo k chakkar me Top colleges to chali gai, aese hi hostel me rha to zindgiya barbad karega tu, hame apna beta ankho k samne hi chaiye and all...
(Since childhood, i had to listen to mom k tane k how my "bua's" got love married and samaj me nak kata Diya and log kesi kesi bate karte he since I was in primary, even in that put me in all boys school till 10th, so I didn't had any female interaction till 10th and was in deep fear to talk in tution also then I started junior college and I didn't hard worked that much since I was busy and stuck in figuring out what is a girl and how to talk to girls and tried to get into situationship and all shit as late teenager), so I argued you were the person who was treating me like criminal, really i was even scared to save her phone number and literally memorized those and was clearing history regularly like I was dealing drugs and i was cleaning it's chat history and all since they check my phone in every couple of days even now when I go home(by shouting parents he tere aesa kya Ganda and ILLEGALLY Kam kar rha h tu k phone Dene se Darna pade han?)
So I finally replied you were the reason I stuck into larkibazi(unhe vahi word use Kara tha isliye exact word), since bachpan se hamesa Ghar me aesa mahol rakha tha k dar lage, isliye Mera time waste hua important, so they again started shouting we were the one who were asking you and teasing you many times like larkiyo k sath ghumne gya tha kya?(Pure 2 saal me sirf 1 baar bahar cafe/restaurant me larkiyo k sath Jane ki himmat Hui thi inke dar se),Ya Aaj kal bohot bahar ja rha h kisi k sath han? (This were the efforts in just last sem because baju vale liberal Sharma ji apne larke k sath bohot Frank the aur ham ma-bap-beta nahi the)...
So I finally tried to end the argument by saying please don't worry much about me, me kisi bi hisab se nahi bigda hu while I was crying (people still taunts me at college for being too much sida aadmi, aaj bi kabi normally 7 baje bad hostel k bahar per nai rakhta me), but they still taunted me like so jao bachha to hath se nikal gya lagta he while they were crying..
And again at next evening my mom started scolding and shouting at me like how it's CHHAPRI and Tapori to watch porn and that's why they get boys married at 21 In mom's hometown ( my fathers side family is less conservative and chill but my mom's side families are too much conservative and toxic, specially in their hometown ), and final argument they done was agar hame laga k tu aese hi hath se nikal rha he aesi hi gandi aadate rhi to me Teri 2-3 saal me shadi Kara dungi
Later on father tried to console me and chill the things like don't worry that much i ain't gonna let her do that, and I will send you those links if you really want to watch(he was joking)...
But the problem is mummy don't listen to papa many times and sometimes too much possessive about me that it becomes painful, please help...
Tldr: zindgi k maze chhor k sabse sidha larka bana Raha to bi mar pad rhi h parents se tu bigad gya karke😭

A detailed discussion regarding Punjabi numbers.
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Dau'nh-Chau'nh / Doo'nh-Triiu'nh ^\Do-ChaaDo-Teen])
In absolute counting, we Punjabis say Do and Chaar for 2-4 (same as in Urdu/Hindi) However, in oblique case, these numbers change heavily.
Theth Eastern Majhi: "Ohnay Chauvaa'n Bandyaa'n SaamNay Paihay MoR-Te" (Usnay Chaar Bando'n Ke Saamnay Pesay LauTaa Diiye)
Sahiwal Jatki Punjabi: "Koi Dau'nh-Chau'nh Bhraavaa'n Nu Vii Aakhyaa" (Kuchh Do-Chaar Bhaaiiyo'n Ko Bhi Kahaa Hai)
Jhang Punjabi: "Hikk Taa'n Machine AaLay Vii, Dau'nh-Chau'nh Kilyaa'n Tey Amday No" (Eik To Machine Waalay Bhi, Do-Chaar AekaR Par Aatay Hai'n)
Mandi Bahudin Old Man: "Doo'nh Doo'nh Kilyaa'n, JaNyaa'n Nu Ikk Kilaa Chaa DeNii" Same Old Man: "SaaDHay Trae Hisay....SaaDHay Triiu'nh Kilyaa'n Tey" (2:25) (SaaRHay Teen AekaR Par)
Mandi Bahudin: "Aah Pishlay Doo'nh-Triiu'nh DihaaRyaa'n Vich" (4:47) (Yey Pichhlay Do-Teen Din Mein)
Hafizabad Punjabi: "Triu'nh Chau'nh Daagaa'n Nu PaTTHay Paandaa Ae" (Teen Chaar Bhenso'n Ko Chaaraaa Daaltaa Hai)
Pothohari: "HuN Panjaa'n Lakkhaa'n Na Kisraa'n Karaa'n? Doo'nh-Hikk Lakkhaa'n Na Hoii SakNa MahaaRay Koloo'n" (Ab Paanch Laakh Ka Kesay Karoo'n? Do Laakh Ka Ho Sakta Hai Mujh Se)
Hafizabad District: "Aah Zindagi Ch Peehli Vaar Triiu'nh Cameryaa'n AaLa FooN Hatth Ch PhaRya Ae" (Teen Cameray Waala)
Punjabi: Chau'n-Lakkhaa'n Da Urdu/Hindi: Chaar-Laakh Ka
This is also used in Eastern Majhi at least I believe
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Daah-Yaaraa'n (10-11) ^\Das-Gyaarah])
Daah is the word used in the entire Jhangochi/Shahpuri/Dhanni and related dialect belt. Yaaraa'n is the word used in all Western dialects. East Majhi uses both Daah-Yaaraa'n.
Yaaraa'n in dictionary
Mandi Bahudin: "Daah Saal Ho Gayin SajjNo!" (1:50) (Das Saal Ho Gaye Hai'n Dosto) Chakwal Dhanni Punjabi: "Hikk Darbaar Ae Ethay...ATTH-Daah No?" (Eik Darbaar Hai'n Yahaa'n Par....AaTH-Das Hai'n?) Jhang Punjabi: "Daah Hzaar" Jhang Punjabi: "Yaaraa'n Unit Da Bill Ae" Pothohari Dialect Drama: "Navaa'n Aayaa Oh Mehngaa 'yaa, Yaaraa'n Sau Na 'yaa" Hafizabad District Jatki Punjabi: "Raatee'n Yaaraa'n Vajay" (Raat Gyaarah Bajay)
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Tryii Chavii Panji Chhavi (or Chhabbi) ^\Tyiis Chobees Pachees Chhabees])
Jhangochi Punjabi Example: "Panjii" Pothohari Example: "Panjii-Hik-Lakkh" Jhangochi Punjabi Example: "Chavii" Pothohari Example: "Panjii So Trae Hzaahr" Chiniot Jatki Punjabi: "Hikk Lakkh Chavi Hzaahr" Little Kid: "Unnii Veeh Ikki Baayi Tryii" Gujrati Majhi Punjabi: "Veeh-Panjii" Sargodha Punjabi Example: "Eh Aah Panjiiyaa'n-Treehaa'n AaLyaa'n Saaryaa'n Vartay Hoye"
Sargodha Shahpuri Punjabi: "Chaviiyaa'n-GhanTyaa'n Dii Duti Hyi Duddhay Dii" (Chobees GhanTay Kii Duty Doodh Kii)
Sahiwal: "Ajj Dhammi PaaNi ATTH Vajj Ke Chhaviiyaa'n MinTaa'n Tey" (Aaj Subah Paani AaTH Bajj Kar Chhabees MinT Par)
Both Chhabbi and Chhavvi are fine Chhavvi is used in Sindhi as well
^{20 in Punjabi is Veeh, in Urdu/Hindi is Bees 21, 22, 27, 28 end in a "h" in Punjabi, and in an "s" in Urdu/Hindi \}Bees = Veeh, Ikkees = Ikkii, etc])
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Treeh ^\Tees])
Jhang Example Jhang Example Attock Punjabi Example: "GhaTT Too'n GhaTT Treeh Hikk Saal Ho Gayin" Mandi Bahudin Example: "Kinnay Da Hyi? Treeh Rupaye Da" Sargodha Example:
^{29, 31-37 is same in Urdu/Hindi and Punjabi except that in Punjabi it does not end with "s" \}Battees = Batteeh])
^{38 is very different \}ARHtees = ATTHatteeh])
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Chaali / Iktaali / Bataali / Tirtaali / Churtaali / Panjtaali / Chhataali / Santaali / ATHtaali ^\Chaalees/Iktaalees/Byaalees/Tentaalees/Chvaalees/Pentaalees/Chhyaalees/Sentaalees/ArTaalees])
Bataalii Tirtaalii Churtaalii Panjtaalii (0:30, "Menu Panjtaaliiyaa'n Da Faraq Honda Ae") Chhataalii (At the end) ATHtaalii
A song by Sidhu-Moose-Wala also used Panjtaalii
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The entire 49, 50-60-68 line in Punjabi is completely different from Urdu/Hindi ^\Panjaa'h = Pachaas, Pachvanjaah = Pachpan, SataahaTH = SaRsaTH, etc])
And is also same throughout dialects, so you can easily learn it online.
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From 69-100 Punjabi has only four differences with Urdu/Hindi, which are:
Panjhattar (Pajhattar / 75) Panjhattar
Panjaasii (Pachaasi / 85) Panjaasii (Jhangochi Jatki Punjabi) Panjaasii (Gujrati Majhi Punjabi) 1:34
UNaanve'n (Nvaasii / 89)
NaNinve'n (Ninaanve'n / 99)
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Oblique Case of Punjabi Numbers:
Dau'nh-Triiu'nh-Chau'nh have already been discussed above
Panjaa'n Lakkhaa'n Na (Paanch Laakh Ka) Panjtaaliiyaa'n Da (Pentaalees Ka) Panjaahvaa'n Da (Pachaas Ka) Chaviiyaa'n GhanTyaa'n Dii Duty (Chobees GhanTay Ki Duty) ATTH Vajj Ke Chhaviyaa'n MinTaa'n Te (AaTH Baj Kar Chhabees MinT Par) Eh Aah Panjiiyaa'n-Treehaa'n AaLyaa'n Saaryaa'n Vartay Hoye (Pachees-Tees Vaalay Sab Ne)
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Hikk (Eik)
Jhangochi Drama: Hikk Dey'nh Eh HovNaa Ae (Eik Din Yey Hoga) Pothohari Drama: Hikk DihaaRi Na Kamm HoNa, Tuu'n Trae Trae Laaii SaTTNaa Chakwali Vlogger: Hikko-Jihiiyaa'n (Eik Jesii) Comedy: Hikk Men' De Chaa (Eik Mujhay De Do) Attock Punjabi: Hikk Mein Aa'n Chiniot Jatki Punjabi: Hikk Lakkh Chavi Hzaahr Sahiwal Poem: Hikko Tuuaa'n Haaye'n SajjaN! (Eik Tum Hi Thhey) Sargodha: Hikki-Doojay De (Eik Doosray Ke) Hafizabad District: Hikk Kamm Karnaa Honda Ae (Eik Kaam Karnaa Hota Hai)

Whereas in Urdu/Hindi the words "Cheez/Cheej/Cheeze'n" are used Punjabis (at least on Western side) prefer to use "Shae/Shevaa'n/Shyiiaa'n"
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Chakwal Vlogger: "Dil Pya Kareynda, DihaaRay Vii Koni Shae Khaadhi, Burger Shurger Khaa-Ke Guzaara Kar Ghinaa'n" (DIl Kar Raha Hai, Din Ko Bhi Nhi Koi Cheez Khaayii, Burger Wurger Khaa-Kar Guzaara Kar Loo'n)
Sahiwal Vlogger: "Eh JehRiiyaa'n HeN Na Desi Shevaa'n" (Yey Jo Hai'n Na Desi Cheeze'n)
Jhang Person: "Kyunjo Deynday Ee Kaaii-Shae Nhi" (Kyuu'nke Detay Hii Koi-Cheez Nahi)
Sargodha Punjabi Promoter: "Duddhay Too'n Jammiiyaa'n Dheyr Saariiyaa'n Shyiiaa'n-in" (Doodh Se Paidaa Hoii'n Dheyr Saarii Cheeze'n Hai'n)
Pothohari Drama: "Kaday KuRii Nii SutthaN Nhiiaa, Kaday Jaaktay Ne Paanchay Nhiiaa, Kaday FalaaNi-Shae Nhiiaa" (Kabhii LaRkii Kii Shalvaar Nahi Hai, Kabhii Bachay Ke Paanchay Nhii-Hai'n, Kabhi Koi Our Cheez Nahi-Hai)
Popular Punjabi Poet from Sahiwal, Meesam Khokhar: "Na SaaDay KaaN Eh Dohve'n Shyiiaa'n Naviiyaa'n-in Meesam" (Na Hamaaray Liiyey Yey Dono Cheeze'n Nayii Hai'n, Meesam)
Popular Punjabi Poet From Toba Tek Singh Talking of Punjabi's Vast words for Cousins "Os Kii AakhNa? "Cousin", Gall Mukk Gyi Na Malveyr Na Phuppheyr Na Kaaii-Shae!" (Usnay Kya Kehnaa Hai? "Cousin", Baat K'hatam Ho Gyii...Na Maamu-Zaad, Na Phuphi-Zaad, Na Kuchh Aur!)
District Hafizabad Good Young Jatki Speaker: (1:29) "Merii Zindagi Da Pehla Ramzaan Ae Jihnday Vich Treh Nhi Laggdi Bhukkh Laggdi Tey Bandaaa PeeN Aaliiyaa'n Shevaa'n Nu Nhi Vehndaa, KhaaN Aaliiyaa'n Shevaa'n Nu Vehndaa Ae" (Peenay Waalii Cheeze'n Ko Nahi Dekhta, Khaanay Waali Cheeze'n Ko Dekhta Hai)
Eastern Punjabi Example: "JaaN Na Deyee'n, VaRi BhaiRii Shae Ee" (Jaanay Nahi Denaa, Boht Burii Cheez Hai)
Song: "KehRii Shae Dii LoR Ae? Hikkaa TeDii Ae Zaroorat, Ki-Shae Dii Koi Na ThoR Ae!" (Kis Cheez Kii Zaroorat Hai? Sirf Tumhaari Hai Zaroorat, Kisii Cheez Kii Kammi Nahi Hai)
Saraiki Song: "JehRii Shae Dii LoR Dilbar...Saakuu'n Tuu'n Farmesh Kar" (Jis Kii Zaroorat Hai Piiya.......Ham Se Tum Farmaaish Karo)
Aah Kii Shae Vay? (Yey Kyaa Cheez Hai?)
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^{Although formal Urdu does show Shae, it is never spoken in by Urdu speakers in any natural/normal setting Saying "Koi Khaanay Waali Shae Hi Laa Do" is actually wrong, or going to a shop and "Yey Kya Shai Hai" is also wrong Urdu also does not even have a proper plural for Shae instead the Arabic original "Ashiiyaa" is used, which is even more awkward and rare than Shae for Urdu speakers. So please do not call it an Urdu word. Urdu only really uses Cheez/Cheeze'n/Cheezo'n Punjabis always use Shae naturally, rurally and in any context}

So basically again nalla and nalli slams public once again ...once again unhone logo ke dhajiya udai hai haste hue and vo bhi proudly ki are ap aise ghumte ho isliye log mujhe bolte hai kangi tak nahi karti..no madam logo ko apke oanghi na karne se dikkat nahi hai ,logo ke apse ye bechari atma Bane ghumne se dikkat hai ,ye sanskari image ko ap duppata dalkar ghumti ho usse hai jabki we all know your past ,logo ko dikkat hai Ghar me 5 help rakhne ke bad bhi ,apni kud ki mom ko nannu banane ke bad bhi apke limitless laziness se ki 3 din Tak Bina nahaye ghumna or itne messy or unorganised tareeke se ghumne se...stop making fun of your audience just accept and improve yourself...ye audience hi hai jinke Karan AP yaha hai ... Log tumko call out tmhare pehli beti par bhi karte hai,log tumse or bhi cheejin bolte hai ,nahati kyu nahi do do din ,kitchen itna messy unhygienic kyun rakhti ho,Ghar especially bedroom itna unhygienic kyun rakhti ho,itna jhoot kyun bolti ho,itni notanki kyun karti hu,sasur ke liye khana kyun nahi pakati ho ? Hindu festival manane me Pooja karne me ,arti ke geet kaha Gaya sab ye bhi puchte hai kabhi Inka bhi haste haste jawab de dena.

Aaj mene ek billi dekhi. Uske 3 bache wo 2 bache apane sath le gayi aur 1 hamare yaha chhod gayi, wo bacha chal bhi nahi sakata aur dekh bhi nahi sakata pure din rota raha mene usko ek ped ke niche rakh diya billi le jayegi ye soch ke jab adhe ghante baad dekha to wo bacha bohot ro raha tha mene paas jake dekha to usko bohot sadi badi badi chintiya(ants) kaat rahi thi fir mene fatafat sab ants dur kari aur usko dudh pilaya(mera nahi cow ka) fir wo bacha so gaya abhi raat ko 11 baje billi ayi aur usko leke chali gayi.
Me kal se result ko leke pareshan tha 80%ile ayi ( mehnat nahi ki thi aur kuch nahi ) bohot regret kar raha tha fir aaj us billi aur uske bacho ko dekh ke laga ki meri life to kitni achhi hai sab kuch to mil raha hai.
Bas ab regret nahi karna chahta, sab logo ki help karunga jitni ho sake aur apane desh aur earth ki improvement me yogdaan dunga jitna mujhase ho sakega. Koi galat kaam nahi karunga jisse kisi innocent bande ko bhugatana pade.
BC life me ek to achha kaam karke hi marunga

Frandsss hum soch rahe hai gutku k sath podcast kare aur puche usse kitne paise khaya hai ab tak
Kya job karta tha gutku Saudi me
Hum kitne Tak nai padhe hai
Humari wajah se kisine maudaha me j**an nai di thi
Hum kaise gutku se shaadi krne k liye zeher ki dhamkaya tha
Humse humari nand kyu chidhti hai
Sas sasur hume kyu nai bhau dete humen waha ghabrahat kyu hoti hai
Kya bolte ho frandsss ye sare sawal podcast me thik rahenge ya bhai bhabi ko b shade kar du thodasa

So, guys this happened today afternoon when i was watching nalla's vlog and then suddenly enter my husband and he saw madam in the vlog and he said "iski toh ek beti bhi hai na" and i was shocked to the core that how did he know because he never watches any of their vlogs ever. So i asked him that how do you know about this so, he told me(which i obviously knew) that he had worked as an AD for a very short span of time in his carrier and he told me he had worked for a week on the sets of sasural simar ka (he basically worked most of the time for hitler didi serial and i was unaware about the sasural simar ka thing hence the shock came). So, i told him "means ye sach h k iski beti hai" he said yes everyone on the sets knew this at that time and this is what he told me "ye ek bar apni beti ko lekar bhi ayi thi set pe"..Until today i never belived this masoom ishta allegation but , today after hearing it from my husband i was shocked. I even asked him that was the girl autistic as many people claim he said NO she was absolutely fine there was no issue with her daughter.

Ek roz mere dil mein ek khwaab tha aya
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Socha ki shayad meri manzil ne tha bulaya
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Bekhabar maine usey khudko thamaya
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Kyuki usne to mujhe jannat ka bagh tha dikhaya
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Sochke kamyaabi mera dil tha lalchaya
Naadan ki tarah maine apna sab kuch ispe lutaya
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Nikal gya safar pe main leke apna kiraya
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In laakhon ki bheed mein maine apne aap ko daudaya
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Bhul ke sab kuch maine apne aap ko iss pe lagaya
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Kaafi lamba arsa maine iske saath tha bitaya
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Na nikla kamre se bahar na koi tyohaar manaya
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Maine to bas ek mashaal ki tarah khudko jalaya
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Saari khushiyon aur khwahishon ko maine tha bhulaya
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Na jaane kyon maine apne khwabon ka mahal sajaya
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Phir aa gya wo din jiska khwaab tha mujhe dikhaya
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Man hi man darr tha fir bhi main muskuraya
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Kaanpne laga tan, paseene se main tha nahaya
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Jod ke saari himmat, maine apne parinaam se parda uthaya
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Kho baitha hosh, samajh mein kuch na aya
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Kya itni qurbaani ka yehi anjaam maine paya?
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Maine ki thi shiddat se mehnat, jee jaan apna lagaya
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Ant mein mila kya? Ek haare hue insaan ka saya
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Bhola tha main, kismat ka jaal na samajh paya
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Moh maya ki iss duniya ne mujhe bedardi se phasaya
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Tut gyi saari ummeedein, iss khwaab ne tha bohot mujhe rulaya
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Iss qadar main tha tuta, ki dubara khade hone ki himmat na juta paya
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Maine apne chehre ko jhukaya,
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Kisi tarah maine apne ansuon ko chhupaya
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Iss duniya ne ek baar phir tha mujhe giraya
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Ek masum si jaan ko khun ka ghoot tha pilaya
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Iss safar mein maine khudko haara hua paya
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Jo kuch tha mujhe pasand wo sab maine gawaya
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Iss cheez se main dobara ubhar na paya
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Taqdeer ne ek baar phir mujhe haraya
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Par iss safar ne mujhe bohot kuch sikhaya
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Neend se mujhe dobara phir jagaya
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Khwaab to phir khwaab hi reh gya
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Na chaen se jeene diya, na chaen se sulaya…
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Dabba apni married life ko kitna congested and suffocating bana kar rakhti ho!!!
Woh din dor nahi jab yeh aadmi har jagah tumhe jhoot bolke Jaya karega!!! Aur yeh hoga kyuki tum usko itna zyada baandh kar rakhti ho!!!
Asliyat tab pata chalegi tumhe jab tum pregnant hogi!!
I bet tum apne sasural mein 1 mahina se zyada nahi ruk sakti ho aur uss dauraan ghar mein reh kar sunny ko normal bahar aane jaane do yeh toh bilkul nahi karne dogi tum!!!
Sunny bhi tumhara puppy bana rehta hai kyuki usko Paisa roke huye hai...aakhir kab tak??? Jab sab uske control mein hoga toh tumhe puchega tak nahi!!!