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2009.01.20 16:52 Jessica Alba

Reddit's arrogance in all but ignoring the mods needs has resulted in only harming our users. This sub went dark due to the terrible handling of Reddit's API pricing changes and policy decisions. /Save3rdPartyApps/. Under duress and for the benefit of our users, we are reopening the Subreddit despite this issue not being resolved.
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2012.05.20 05:41 Barbara Palvin

Reddit's arrogance in all but ignoring the mods needs has resulted in only harming our users. This sub went dark due to the terrible handling of Reddit's API pricing changes and policy decisions. /Save3rdPartyApps/. Under duress and for the benefit of our users, we are reopening the Subreddit despite this issue not being resolved.
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2020.03.27 14:25 freeadam911 MirandaCosgroveFeet

A subreddit dedicated to Miranda Cosgrove's gorgeous feet and legs
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2024.05.21 19:30 regulate75 UPDATE TO RULES DUE TO RECENT INCIDENTS

I don't know what happened to this subreddit, but it's been infested by degenerates. It's getting so bad to the point that I'm considering wrapping it up and closing it. But before I do, I will try one more time:
If any of you don't like these rules, please feel free to unfollow or start your own subreddit for degenerates like yourself.
THANK YOU!
POSTING RULES STRICTLY ENFORCED:
As more people are starting to post, I'd like to start adding some general posting guidlines. This post will be edited and more things added as needed, but for now, let's start with:
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2024.05.21 17:45 ConsciousRun6137 Oswell E. Spencer; Resident Evil, Based On Real EL-ites

Oswell E. Spencer; Resident Evil, Based On Real EL-ites
There's nothing new under the Sun, & no coincidences in such things that follow;
Oswell E. Spencer
Coat of Arms
"I was to become a god... creating a new world with an advanced race of human beings."
Dr. Oswell E. Spencer, Earl Spencer (c.1923-2006) was an aristocratic British billionaire, virologist and eugenicist. One of the founders of Umbrella Pharmaceuticals, Lord Spencer was the CEO and President for its entire existence, which saw its expansion as the Umbrella Corporation over the 1980s as well as its bankruptcy in 2003.
A cold, ruthless elitist and ambitious individual, Spencer mercilessly eliminated his rivals and gradually increased his power within the company, which he strictly controlled behind a veil of darkness. Spencer had a vision to remake the world and lead it into a new era, seeing the world's current state as self-destructive. He intended to use the research data accumulated from Bio Organic Weapons to carry his vision out and mould a utopia for mankind with himself as its ruler.
Spencer was born into the prestigious Spencer family, considered for generations to be among the European elite. Growing up in his family's castle overlooking a cliff on the British coastline, the young heir to the Spencer fortune was given a wide-ranging education, and developed hobbies of art collecting and hunting as befitting of his status. Among his studies were classic literature, Early Modern humanist treatises, and the mid-20th century eugenics movement. His personal favourite was the Natural History Conspectus, a rare late Victorian encyclopaedia which chronicled a 34-year trek through Africa by British explorer Henry Travis. During Spencer's teenage years, Europe was plunged into the Second World War. Nothing is known of Spencer's life during this period of time, including whether or not he avoided conscription, though it is known his experience living during the war helped form his world views.
By the 1950s, Spencer was a university student training to be a physician. There he became close friends with Edward Ashford and an older student, Dr. James Marcus. While taking a solo hiking trip in Eastern Europe, he became lost due to his inexperience in the unfamiliar terrain and collapsed on a snow-covered road. There, he was rescued by Miranda, the priestess and biologist of an isolated mountain village which worshipped the Black God. Taken in by Miranda as a protégé, Spencer learned about the Mold and its ability to mutate, assimilate and replicate lifeforms, which inspired him a means to achieve evolutionist goals. Although he enjoyed his time with Miranda and the vast biological knowledge he gained from her, the two held very different world views, as Miranda longed to revive her deceased daughter while Spencer wished to change the world. Consequently, Spencer decided to leave the village, but would continue to keep in touch with Miranda by writing to her.
Returning to his university a changed man, Spencer became driven to replicate Miranda's achievements in his own way, as he deemed the Mold ineffective to achieving his goals. With the Cold War intensifying, Spencer began to view humanity as a race destined to fall, and believed that only through evolving mankind and attaining a superior moral code could this be averted. Though he lacked a means to accomplish this, he believed the answer lay within the emerging field of virology. Soon, Spencer formed a eugenics circle of likeminded scientists, including Marcus and Ashford, as well as Lord Beardsley and Lord Henry.

Founding of Umbrella (1966-68)

At the start of 1966, Spencer became engrossed once more in the Natural History Conspectus, having recalled an account about the Ndipaya, a West African tribe of skilled engineers whose rituals involved a magical flower which granted great power to those who could survive its poison. While Spencer was initially treated with appropriate scepticism due to allegations of yellow journalism on behalf of Travis, Marcus hypothesized that a virus could be naturally produced by the flower and mutate the consumer. This virus would theoretically hold great promise in eugenics, interesting the circle. In order to disprove or confirm the flower's significance, the three organized an expedition to West Africa to find it. While Spencer's involvement is uncertain, Marcus travelled to West Africa on a several month search for the Ndipaya with his protégé, Brandon Bailey, and returned by February 1967 with proof of the virus' existence, having isolated it within the Sonnentreppe flowers growing in the ruins of the Garden of the Sun.
Soon after research began on the virus, the Swiss university that Marcus worked for ostracized him following allegations of falsified data, which itself led to the cessation of government grants to his projects.\13]) Spencer used this to his advantage and employed his charitable Spencer Foundation as a means of funding Marcus' research, on the condition that he operate within the Spencer Estate's lab and avoid contact with any scientist outside their circle. Understanding the foundation would not be able to fund the project in its entirety, Spencer approached the circle in March 1967 with a suggestion that they establish a pharmaceutical company in order to raise the necessary funds. Ashford and Marcus agreed to the project, despite an overall disinterest with Henry and Beardsley joining.
Shortly afterward, Spencer informed his old teacher Miranda of the discovery of the Progenitor Virus, and decided to use the symbol that connected the Four Houses in her village as his company logo.
Toward the end of the year, work concluded on a mansion built on Spencer's behalf in the Arklay Mountains, a massif in the American Midwest. The mansion itself was built atop limestone caverns which Spencer planned to use for the construction of an underground laboratory complex that would be hidden from public view. The biggest flaw in this construction project was that he chose a famous New York architect named George Trevor, known for surreal designs Spencer admired, to build it. Upon its completion, Spencer realized that Trevor knew all of the mansion's secrets, including the existence of an underground laboratory, and panicked. Spencer quickly made plans to dispose of Trevor, so that only he and his inner circle would know of the lab's existence. In November 1967, Spencer invited the entire Trevor family, including George, his wife Jessica, and 14-year-old daughter Lisa to the house to celebrate the completion of the mansion. Unbeknownst to the Trevor family, Spencer planned to use them all as test subjects in his Progenitor research. Due to a busy workload, George could not attend, but told Jessica and Lisa that he would join them at the house later. As soon as the two arrived on November 10, they were dragged away by Spencer's employees and taken into the underground caverns as human research subjects for the Progenitor Virus. Jessica died soon after infection, though Lisa survived with mutations. As George arrived at the mansion, he was captured just the same, but escaped from his room. He eventually fell victim to one of his own traps and died. Lisa was kept as a test subject and would finally die in 1998.
At some point in the late 1960s, Spencer worked with another scientist who shared his eugenics ideals, Dr. Wesker. Believing that Progenitor would only be useful to mankind if they could be trusted with its powers, Spencer concluded that the genetically superior humans had to share his values to become the Übermenschen. Umbrella began abducting children with superior genes and intellect from around the world and raising them with access to the finest education that money could buy. Upon reaching adulthood, Umbrella would determine the cream of the crop and infect them. This highly classified project was dubbed the "Wesker Project", in the name of its leader.
With Umbrella established, Spencer became increasingly paranoid that his friends would threaten his own eugenics project which he intended to steer towards making him a god in the new world order. Although he already controlled the project by 1967 when he secured Marcus' research, Spencer's paranoia escalated in 1968 while running Umbrella Pharmaceuticals. To procure more funding for their eugenics project, Umbrella entered a secret agreement with the United States military to produce biological weaponry and began further projects to create mutant virus strains for military use. The Umbrella founders each worked separately on what they dubbed the "t-Virus Project". Rather than perform his own research, Spencer left the Arklay Laboratory under the control of trusted executives and further worked with Lord Beardsley and Lord Henry. Marcus and Bailey continued to work on their own while Ashford worked alongside his son, Alexander, at their European home.
With Progenitor cultures becoming too limited in number for large-scale research on the t-Virus Project, it became clear that Marcus and Bailey would have to travel to West Africa and secure more. Unlike the previous trek, Spencer instead hired mercenaries to force the Ndipaya off their land and secure the Garden of the Sun for Umbrella's own exclusive use. When news reached them about this success, Bailey was sent alone to cultivate the Progenitor samples at a lab built there, isolating him from Marcus. Marcus himself was given his own laboratory in the Arklay Mountains close to Spencer's own. The Umbrella Executive Training School served a dual role as both a laboratory for the t-Virus Project and as a boarding school for gifted children headhunted by the Spencer Foundation as promising new executive-scientists. The first true victim of Spencer's paranoia was Ashford, who would die from exposure to his primitive t-Virus strain in a staged lab accident. While his son Alexander was a scientist, he was trained in genetics rather than virology, and was consequently unable to continue his father's work. This left only Marcus as the main competitor to Spencer, and so efforts were taken to steal Marcus' data for the benefit of Arklay's Laboratory.

Securing of Power (1977-98)

In 1977, the Spencer Foundation headhunted Albert Wesker for a job at Umbrella after he acquired a doctorate in virology at just age 17. Sent to the executive training school, Spencer ensured that Wesker and a fellow student, William Birkin, would abuse Marcus' trust in them and steal his research data. At the end of the school year, Spencer ordered the school and lab to be shut down, cutting Marcus off from his research staff and the children he used as test-subjects. Wesker and Birkin were immediately assigned to the Arklay Laboratory to take over as its chief researchers and used their knowledge of Marcus' research to drastically alter the Arklay Laboratory's own t-Virus project.
Despite Spencer's near-total control over Umbrella, his paranoia continued to find new victims as Umbrella expanded to the point of possessing its own paramilitary, the Umbrella Security Service. Marcus continued to perform his own dedicated research into the late 1980s, hoping to use this to his advantage in securing the support of the board of directors in taking over the company. With Marcus now an immediate threat, Spencer ordered a U.S.S. raid on the training school and he was gunned down in 1988 with Birkin and Wesker in order to steal more research data. That same year, he personally backed their proposals in acquiring a Nemesis α parasite from France's No.6 Laboratory. As Umbrella entered the 1990s, Spencer continued to take a direct role in the company's affairs despite his advancing age and confinement to a wheelchair. Beardley and Henry would both perish over the next decade with their research inherited by their respective children, Mylène and Christine, both of whom were child prodigies.
Deeply interested in the newly discovered Golgotha Virus, which was being studied by Birkin and Christine in France, Spencer funded a new NEST facility in Raccoon City for the G-Virus Project. Although intrigued by the virus' potential use in eugenics, it was instead funded as another bio-weapon project for the US military. An alternative eugenics project was assigned to Dr. Alex Wesker, one of the Wesker Project subjects who Spencer became personally close to. Spencer awarded her with greater executive power through the construction of a laboratory at Sonido de Tortuga. He also developed a close relationship with Col. Sergei Vladimir, a Spetznaz officer whom the Soviet Union had used in a human cloning trial during the Afghan War. In exchange for handing his ten clones over for research on the fledgling Tyrant Project, Vladimir became a powerful asset in protecting Spencer's control over the company.

End of Umbrella (1998-2003)

In May 1998, the Arklay Laboratory was sabotaged by one of Dr. Marcus' creations, Queen Leech. Its entire staff was either killed or infected, and escaped B.O.W.s drew national attention in their killings of out-of-state hikers. As part of the X-Day contingency, Albert Wesker sent two elite law enforcement teams from S.T.A.R.S. to the mansion to investigate. However, unbeknownst to these S.T.A.R.S. officers, they were deliberately pitted against Arklay's escaped B.O.Ws for the purpose of collecting combat data. Wesker's own orders were fourfold: gather this combat data, salvage whatever research he could from the Arklay Lab, ensure the death of all S.T.A.R.S. members, and destroy the lab so the truth of Umbrella's responsibility could never get out. Spencer's right-hand man, Colonel Sergei Vladimir, was also sent in personally for the task of recovering an experimental Tyrant and Umbrella's U.M.F.-013 supercomputer. While Vladimir was successful, Wesker instead chose to fake his own death and hand the data over to a rival company, while several S.T.A.R.S. members escaped from the mansion intent on beginning a police investigation of Umbrella.
In the immediate fallout, an executive named Morpheus D. Duvall was scapegoated for the containment failure and began a bioterror plot to steal the viral samples in vengeance. Publicly, the so-called "Mansion Incident" did not harm Umbrella, thanks to its influence over the local Raccoon City media, police, and local government. However, a combination of this incident, Albert Wesker's betrayal, and Spencer's own refusal to admit Dr. Birkin to his inner circle would be the trigger for Umbrella's downward spiral. Dr. Birkin, slighted by Spencer's rejection, dumped the t-Virus around Raccoon City in order to neutralize the other Umbrella facilities while he himself prepared to hand the G-Virus over to the US military, who were intent on starting their own bioweapons project, in exchange for protection. Spencer learned of Birkin's planned betrayal and sent Umbrella Security Services to take Birkin into custody and acquire the G-Virus. When Birkin refused to comply, an Umbrella soldier gunned him down and the team proceeded to take his suitcase, which contained all of his work, with them. However, the fatally wounded Birkin still had one G-Virus sample left in his possession and used it on himself, mutating into a powerful monster in the process. The now mutated Dr. Birkin pursued Umbrella's soldiers into the sewers and slaughtered most of them, although HUNK survived. This altercation accidentally caused several t-Virus samples to fall to the floor and break, and infected rats would soon spread the virus into the city's water supply. Over the next week, the city collapsed into anarchy as thousands of infected took part in cannibalistic murders.
Aware that Raccoon City was doomed and the company no longer capable of lobbying against a Senate committee action, Spencer ordered Colonel Sergei Vladimir to recover the U.M.F.-013 from Raccoon City and take it to a safe location. On October 1, 1998, Spencer awoke to news of the US President's bombing of the city. By this point, Umbrella's responsibility had become public knowledge, and the US Congress voted in an act to liquidate Umbrella's USA branch and ban the company from conducting any future business in the country. In 1999, Spencer assembled expert lawyers, fake witnesses, and bribes during the Raccoon Trials to divert all responsibility to the US government. He also purchased an abandoned chemical plant in the Caucasus region of Southern Russia and commissioned the construction of a secret underground laboratory, which would become the de facto base of operations for Umbrella. Unwilling to acknowledge their breaching of international law to obtain bioweaponry or even acknowledge B.O.W.s in general, the US government remained in a stalemate with Umbrella. This stalemate ended in early 2003 when Albert Wesker leaked excerpts of the recovered U.M.F.-013 data to the court. Umbrella was found liable for damages and subsequently bankrupted. An international arrest warrant on Spencer was filed by both the United States and Russian Federation. Spencer, now an international fugitive, secluded himself in his family estate where he would spend the remaining years of his life.

Final Years (2003-2006)

Intent on establishing a future successor to Umbrella, Spencer was obsessive in maintaining what little order he had left. Right after the Raccoon City bombing in November 1998, he ordered a purge of senior executive staff to prevent the United States from ever learning about Progenitor.
Over the next few years, he had little to no contact with the outside, seen only by his loyalist bodyguards and his butler, Patrick. His increasingly erratic behavior coincided with his depression and failing health. However, intent on surviving long enough to see the rebirth of his organization, Spencer ordered Alex Wesker to begin research into a mutagenic virus capable of restoring his youth and supplied her with funding, equipment, research material, several hundred test subjects, and the research facility on Sonido de Tortuga Island to this end. Alex herself had no love for Spencer and betrayed him, disappearing after she gave up on the project and taking the results, her subordinates, and the test subjects to Sein Island in the Baltic Sea.
By 2006, Spencer was close to death. He lacked the strength to eat solid foods and spent most of his days sitting in his study. In a desperate last effort to survive, he ordered Patrick to assist him in the development of a new virus by using test subjects confined beneath the Spencer Estate in the hopes of healing his body. As these experiments led to several failed mutations, Spencer realized that his death was inevitable. He conceded that he would never realize his plan himself and enlisted Patrick to leak information on his location to Albert Wesker through an associate. Spencer then dismissed Patrick from his duties and was left with only his bodyguards at the estate, waiting for Wesker to find him.
In August 2006, Wesker entered the castle and brutally murdered Spencer's guards before heading into Spencer's private office. In their meeting, Spencer explained the Wesker Project to him, and why he himself was infected with a Progenitor virus strain*.* However, Spencer lied when he claimed he was the sole survivor of the Wesker Project, probably in order to keep him focused on his goal and prevent him from pursuing Alex. In general, Wesker was disinterested in Spencer's vision and, while not expecting this frail old man to be much competition to own goals, nevertheless decided to tie him up as a loose end. He brutally killed Spencer by knife-handing him through the chest, proclaiming that Spencer was not capable of being a god and, as such, never had the right to aspire to that goal.
Even before his death, Spencer left a dark legacy through the viral research that he conducted throughout his life that would plague the world with large-scale dissemination of bioterrorism. Due to his negligence in not being able to deal directly with the constant leaks and desertions of his dishonest employees during Umbrella's final years, this allowed them to start selling B.O.W.s to their rivals in the Bio-weapons black market since 1998 which culminated in the proliferation of countless outbreaks around the planet during the first decade of the 21st century, causing the deaths of thousands of people as a result.
Knights of Malta
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2024.05.08 02:56 ValuableLimp3326 Colleen talks to her kids like the wacky visiting aunt- Not a mom!

My kids are teens now but I admit, I was surprised to find myself talking to them in babytalk when they were little and embracing all the funny words and phrases they came up with- its just so cute, and each family establishes its own little language of words and tones- I understand. But good lord, listening to Colleen talk to the twins particularly- there's just none of the familiarity that I felt and expect to see between parents and kids- Maybe its because she's performing for an audience in her mind- not actually interacting with her toddlers but to hear her squeal, "Whadddyouget, oh wowwwwweeee, paw patrol,ohhhh yeaaaaah!" the words are fine but the tone she uses- its so over the top, partly visiting, childless aunt trying to make good with the kids for 5 minutes before she sits with the grown-ups for a glass of wine. But more like how the creepy daycare worker speaks to the kid she hates when their parents are in the room. Ugh- I don't mean to say that she doesn't like her kids- I'm sure she does- to the best of her ability but, she just sounds so uncomfortable, performative and fake when she talks to them! Being a mom seems like a character she plays- switching in and out of character just like she did with Miranda- you shouldn't have to 'switch in to character' to parent your kids- she should just be herself but I expect she either doesn't know who 'her self' is or she doesn't think her kids would actually love the real Colleen.
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2024.05.06 09:10 JuRiOh cutie_iggy (Reddit)

cutie_iggy (Reddit)
Fake account impersonating Iggy Miranda. I contacted the copyright holder who confirmed that they are not on Reddit.
<-- Fake / Real
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2024.05.06 03:05 thpj00 Now imagine open warfare between Taylor Swift and like, Fiona Apple

Likelihood is strong we’ll see lots of nonsense fake publicity beefs between other rappers following Kendrick V Drake. But it’d be way funnier to see it happen between artists in different genres.
Vampire Weekend out for blood against Glass Animals. Alan Menken versus Lin Manuel Miranda. Etc. got any funny ones?
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2024.05.02 20:23 picklesupreme Bad Tony’s nominees are here!

Thank you to everyone who submitted names! If you want to just get to it, here is the voting form: https://forms.gle/NVvnGRrrwyXBAND7A
And the nominees are…
Best Fake Accent
Sutton Foster - Sweeney Todd
Daniel Radcliffe - Merrily We Roll Along
Aaron Tveit - Sweeney Todd
Kara Young - Purlie Victorious
Jeremy Jordan - The Great Gatsby
Most Athletic Performance
All The Acrobats - Water For Elephants
Justin Guarini - Once Upon A One More Time
Daniel Radcliffe - Merrily We Roll Along
Sutton Foster - Once Upon A Mattress
Everyone - Illinoise
Best Ensemble
The Outsiders
Here Lies Love
Merrily We Roll Along
Once Upon A One More Time
Hell’s Kitchen
Back to the Future
Water For Elephants
Ensemble Member Who Really Lives by the Motto that there are “No Small Parts”
Amber Ardolino - Back to the Future
Carson Stewart - The Notebook
Max Rackenberg, Rocco Van Auken, Brady Wagner aka all the Frankie Jr.’s - Merrily We Roll Along
Jonathan Christopher - Sweeney Todd
Best Playbill Biography
Hillary Clinton - Suffs
James Monroe Inglehart - Spamalot
Paul Alexander Nolan - Water For Elephants
Nik Walker - Spamalot
Taran Killam - Spamalot
Best Playbill Design
Merrily We Roll Along
Cabaret
Water For Elephants
Here Lies Love
The Notebook
Best Use of Pop Culture References to Connect With the Youth: Combined with the Best/Worst/Corniest Jokes Category, because they both had very similar nominees.
All the Lesbian Jokes - Lempicka
“I’m Done With the Spanish Flu” - The Great Gatsby
The George Santos Reference - Spamalot
The Ozempic Jokes - Spamalot
Lots of Things - The Mean Girls Movie
Best Merch
The Notebook, Specifically the Tissue Boxes
Once Upon A One More Time
Gutenberg!
Suffs
Merrily We Roll Along
Best New or New-Ish Performer
Liam Pearce - How to Dance in Ohio
Ali Louis Bourzgui - The Who’s Tommy
Nichelle Lewis - The Wiz
Hannah Cruz - Suffs
Brody Grant - The Outsiders
Most Highly Critically Acclaimed Play that Only 17 People Actually Paid To See
Jaja’s African Hair Braiding
Uncle Vanya
Days of Wine and Roses
Prayer For the French Republic
Lempicka, starring Mariand Torres
Performer Who Did Not Get To Show Off Enough In Their Role: thank you to u/Comprehensive-Fun47 for suggesting this category and its nominees!
Sierra Boggess - Harmony
Julie Benko - Harmony
Beth Leavel - Lempicka
Steve Carrell - Uncle Vanya
Christina Sajous - The Who’s Tommy
Worst Show to go Into Blind
Days of Wine and Roses
Lempicka
Merrily We Roll Along
The Who’s Tommy
Here Lies Love
Best Official Social Media of a Production: There are so many posts to choose from to best represent each of these shows marketing moves; I just went ahead and chose my favorite post from each nominated show.
Gutenberg!
Lempicka
The Great Gatsby
The Outsiders
How To Dance In Ohio
Best Theatre-Related Social Media
Bryan The Business Analyst
MickeyJoTheatre
Kate Reinking
BroadwaySHO
The Theatr App
Most TikTok Worthy Song
Woman Is - Lempicka
Roaring On - The Great Gatsby
Kiss Me - The Notebook
Best Stage Door Experience
Merrily We Roll Along
Harmony
Sweeney Todd
The Great Gatsby
Lempicka
Worst Stage Door Experience
Gutenberg!
Sweeney Todd
Days of Wine and Roses
The Great Gatsby
Merrily We Roll Along
Role Most Likely To Be Stolen By James Chosen in a Movie: And yes, these all were suggested more than once.
Tamara de Lempicka - Lempicka
Anyone - Spamalot
Bud or Doug - Gutenberg
Jay Gatsby - The Great Gatsby
The Cowardly Lion - The Wiz
Single Best Costume
Aaron Tveit’s Bloody Shirt that Sold For $6k - Sweeney Todd
This Cinderella Dress - Once Upon A One More Time
This Glinda Dress - The Wiz
Emcee’s Dress During “Money” - Cabaret
Rafaela’s Jacket - Lempicka
Single Best Prop
The DeLorean - Back to the Future
The Notebook - The Notebook
Rosie the Elephant - Water For Elephants
The Typewriter - Merrily We Roll Along
The Hats - Gutenberg!
Craziest News Story
Lauren Boebert at Beetlejuice
My Son’s A Queer Postponement/Cancellation
Ethan Slater and Ariana Grande
New Sweeney Todd Casting
Two Great Gatsby Musicals
Best Post on Broadway
Eva Noblezada Last Show Updates! - u/elaerna
Tired of the "what show should I see" posts? Help me build a flow chart we can pin! - u/FlowersBloomUntil
Sweeny Todd is just a guy????????? - u/badwyrm
MEGATHREAD of Spamalot (2023-24) Knights Who Say "Ni!" bits (Alex Brightman, et al.) - u/Thatchos
Gutenberg Guest Roster - u/Apprehensive-Sir1988
Best Producer on Gutenberg!
Lin-Manuel Miranda
Weird Al
Audra McDonald
Idina Menzel
Steve Martin and Martin Short
Worst Snack Allowed in the Theater
Anything with Crinkly Wrapping
Chips
Spaghetti Sauce
Popcorn
Alcohol
Worst Things To Do As An Audience Member
Be On Phones
Talking
Singing Along
Filming
Shame Performers For Not Stage-Dooring
Worst Behaved Audience
Sweeney Todd
Moulin Rouge
An Enemy of the People
Aladdin
Student Matinees in General
Best Bathroom Attendant
Stephen Sondheim Theatre (& Juliet)
Al Hirschfeld Theatre (Moulin Rouge)
August Wilson Theatre (Funny Girl, Cabaret)
Bernard B. Jacobs Theatre (Parade, The Outsiders)
Broadhurst Theatre (A Beautiful Noise)
Single Best Song to Come Out of This Season
Great American Bitch - Suffs
Great Expectations - The Outsiders
Evanesce - Days of Wine and Roses
Woman Is - Lempicka
Here Lies Love - Here Lies Love
Best Play That Did Not Premiere On Broadway
Oh, Mary!
Primary Trust
Jonah
Death, Let Me Do My Show
All The Devils Are Here
Best Musical That Did Not Premiere On Broadway
Dead Outlaw
Operation Mincemeat
Here We Are
Teeth
The Connector
Most Anticipated Show of Next Season
Sunset Boulevard
Romeo + Juliet
Boop!
Gatsby
Our Town
Old Friends

That’s all of them! Please let me know if there are any better links I can put in, or if any of the links don’t work.
I know there are some statistics nerds on this subreddit, so if anyone can come up with some wacky statistics related to these nominees, that would be real cool! Or if anyone wants to design the program for this year’s Bad Tony’s, that would also be really cool! Alright, anyway, I hope you all enjoy!
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2024.04.28 05:17 Efficient-Ball7995 Putting random songs into different Danceverses

Carnivallium
Cyberfunk
Dancity
Eternyx
Floworld
Melosia Realms
Sun Horizon
WackyGroove
Wasterra
Winterhaven
Earth
Space
Everywhere
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2024.04.18 01:48 professorearl We’ve finally come full circle: cisgender women aren’t “real women” either!

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2024.04.18 01:42 professorearl We’ve finally come full circle: cisgender women aren’t “real women” either!

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2024.04.18 01:41 professorearl We’ve finally come full circle: cisgender women aren’t “real women” either!

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2024.04.18 01:41 professorearl We’ve finally come full circle: cisgender women aren’t “real women” either!

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2024.04.14 16:46 SolarstarValke Character Analysis: Mass Effect 3! Pt. 3: Sur'kesh, Tuchanka, Utukku, Citadel, Gellix, Lessus and Omega

Character Analysis: Mass Effect 3! Pt. 3: Sur'kesh, Tuchanka, Utukku, Citadel, Gellix, Lessus and Omega
Woooot! It's been a while but I got a bit further in the story and this time, it's pretty much finishing up the first half of the game (at least in my head it is) but taking on the Genophage arc, the Invasion on the Citadel (and side-missions from the Citadel), and some other, character reunion side missions, and the Omega DLC to round things off!

Sur'Kesh
  • Dalatrass Linron - Absolutesly disliked her, she is first seen starting this Genophage arc of the game as she is furious that Shepard is trying to cure the Genophage and she gets argumentative with both Victus and Wrex about it. She is kind of being the "if you do this, the galaxy will be ruined" shtick. Even goes as far weaseling her way to try to get Shepard to fake curing the Genophage completely. Of course, screw her and I'm off to do a good deed. Though if you do lie, then there's a scene later on where Wrex goes apeshit about being deceived and Shepard (or Bailey) has to kill him. Of course since I went Paragon, she sends a whiny email so *shrugs*
  • Padok Wiks - So curiously enough in ME3, if certain members died in the last two games there's a few so-called replacements such as Padok Wiks who takes over Mordin's role in the game if the latter died in ME2 (the suicide mission of course). Likewise, Padok will die in this role. However, in my playthrough his role is far diminished as he's just kind of a lesser character. Leads us to the basement to meet Mordin basically and he shows up one more time and that's about it. Would've loved to see Padok be a more well-rounded character (hell, another Salarian squadmate since Mordin is temporary, would've been nice for players who Paragon'd their way through. Curious character and his comment about Krogans mating and his reaction, is always funny to see.
  • Eve (Urdnot Bakara) - So the mission is pretty much to retrieve the females that survived the tests Maelon Hepborn were performing...to find out that all but Eve had passed away in that time period. Wrex also is partly involved in the mission, so it's a nice little reunion. Eve herself is very interesting since we haven't come across a female Krogan in the series thus far. She herself is kind of the female version of Shaman (without the Thresher maw test >.>). She's calm and has a tall composure (on top of she's pretty good with a gun haha). I will say she's probably the most complicated part of the Genophage missions because of factors that go into it ensuring her survival. Still, great character and her design was really good to kind of slightly take away the brutish look of the Krogan, overall.

Tuchanka
  • Tarquin Victus - Funny how Tuchanka was pretty split between 3 missions, but only one new character was actually introduced between them? (Mostly because the other characters involved are recurring ones from previous games). Anyways, If you hadn't guessed, this is Adrien Victus' son who we have to save in Tuchanka as he made a mistake in the battle and his squad were mostly killed off. Though in part 2 of the mission, Tarquin would end up sacrificing himself to stop a bomb from going off. This death though does make Adrien more of a character with depth as we see him really kind of crumble at the loss of his son. I kind of wished Adrien stuck around on the Normandy, for Shepard to console and really have him try to get through the fact he became a Primarch so fast to then losing his child to the war (well technically more losing his child to a Turian creation that Cerberus became interested in.

Utukku
  • Urdnot Dagg - So in my playthrough, I never meet Dagg since Dagg here is supposed to be the fill-in if Grunt didn't survive ME2. That said, yeah he's basically the Grunt of this mission and kind of helps us get through to the cavern where the Rachni Queen is and help her out from being controlled by Reaper forces. The thing is though that Grunt can survive this mission whereas Dagg cannot (more bizarre that Wrex kind of just dusts the news of his death off). Weird decision if you asked me and kind of odd that Paragon's most likely won't meet him.

Citadel
  • Kai Leng - So the big mission on returning to the Citadel is Cerberus basically hi-jacking the place and is led by Kai Leng, one of the more disliked characters from Mass Effect 3. I kind of agree that him being here is a little strange considering he's kind of a cyber ninja swordsman (which let's be real, in a game like this feels VERY odd...then again we do have the omni-tool so MMMMM. What hurts Kai Leng though is his placement here as being The Illusive Man's goon. Even worse is that Kai Leng's story is more fulfilling in the comics/books and in ME3, he's just kind of the fold to Shepard. Just really fit the game at all...I kind of wish like Jacob and Miranda had more to say about him, but eh.
  • Officer Dellk, Dr. Silon, Dr. Kerry, Sellea - Ugh, more of these NPCs that send you on fetch quests with little characterization. Really can't say much here, so uhhh...yeah...
  • Aaron Sommers - Even though I played this recently, this short side-mission is so forgettable to me. Sommers is C-Sec who wants to deliver justice to another who was found out that they were working with Cerberus. Beyond that, not much else info is given and I Paragon'd him to not take justice against the other.
  • Jordan Noles - Another kind of Citadel-centric mission, you meet Noles another C-Sec officer who is tracking after someone that's trying to hack and kill people in the Citadel. Though it turns out, the guilty party is Ka'hairal Balak (the main antagonist from the Bring Down the Sky DLC from ME1). Though I feel like I remember the conversation between Balak more than anything I said to Noles which is big oof.
  • Solik Vass - A Salarian you meet in the Docks who wants to take pictures of various people in the Docks that are suffering from the war. It's kind of a simple side-mission, but I suppose is okay.
  • Ghorek - A Batarian you meet and somehow feels like he actually remembers Shepard, though I actually don't recall them. Though it seems Ghorek was trying to take revenge because of the loss of Aratoht (Arrival DLC). You're given a choice to let him die or let the doctor drug him and make it a slow death. One of the few times where the good/bad choice is a little weird in the long run. Because I did do Arrival, there was more dialogue, but not a whole lot. Curious for sure.
  • Sergeant Olembe & Private Talavi - Pretty much auto-speaking NPCs that you meet in the Bay Dock, there's a small mission involved, but otherwise I remember Talavi wants to fight Reapers instead of Cerberus and that's kind of the gist of what I remember of them!
  • Tactus - Dr. Chakwas gives us a Citadel side-mission to do a trade-off with Tactus at the Docks. I don't remember to much of him beyond being able to trade supplies with him. Yeah, I've forgot about him too lol.
  • Sarah Williams - So if you do keep Ashley alive, her kind of centric cutscene is learning that her sister lost her husband in the war and Ashley wants to be there as they meet together at the Memorial Wall in the Docks. What bothered me is that they didn't bother casting a voice actor for Sarah so the cutscene where Ashley talks to her is just so strange to me and just felt really awkward (adding to the weird graphics difference between her and Ashley too). Could've used a bit more here to be honest.
  • Weshra - So I did come back to the Citadel a few times after the Citadel main mission, but Weshra is different as she doesn't become available until after Lessus where her lover leaves a dying message (Think Charr leaving his final message for Ereba). Not much else I can really say here.

Gellix
  • Dr. Brynn Cole - So the main character introduced through this mission, she is actually Jacob Taylor's lover (to which, a big OOOF for female Sheps that end up dating him to learn that this is who he cheated on you with and adding more salt to the wound, end up impregnating shortly after the mission. Beyond that, Cole doesn't really stick out to me, but she's also surrounded by a lot of uninteresting characters
  • Dr. Brown, Fredricks, Charleson, Baylor, Back, Hammerline - Other doctors you can slightly talk to in this mission. None of them really stood out to me and mostly left me wondering why bother giving names to so many...

Lessus
  • Tashya Porae - So remember Weshra, yeah this is her lover who when we meet her, she's already dead and left her dying message to bring to her. Nothing much to say really though.
  • Falere - So the Lessus mission surrounds around Samara and her 2 other daughters who are Ardat-Yakshi. Falere is the one that gets more lines and facetime and she's calm and she's pretty much wanting to find and save her sister Rila. I like her enough that it made me wonder why she would stay on Lesuss especially with the Reaper Invasion happening and the fact that the building is so empty and uh...alone?
  • Rila - The other sister and unfortunately the one that gets indoctrinated, but she had enough time for the others to escape as she blows up the room. Yeah, can't really tell what to think for this one.

Omega DLC
  • Bray - So the mission begins with Shepard meeting Bray who is one of Aria's right-hand men who is of course a Batarian which already impressed me that we have a Batarian that doesn't really talk about the events of either Bring Down the Sky or Arrival and is just a pretty decent guy to work with. Outside of both Aria, Nyreen, and Petrovsky, Bray would probably have the most lines in the DLC. Shame as this DLC had a lot of characters who I would personally enjoyed having on the squad!
  • Jarrel & Ahz - So these two are basically Aria's other new henchmen (kind of odd to not see some of the ones from the previous game (like Grizz, Anto, Garka, Gavorn, Moklin...hell even Sheerk...AND HE was just introduced earlier in the game?) The two aren't as prolific in the DLC like Bray is and neither of them really come into their own, but they do survive and work really well as mercenaries.
  • Oleg Petrovsky - Another Cerberus agent, Petrovsky actually ended up taking over Omega (which is what this DLC is about and having Aria take it back). When I saw the name I had wondered if he was related to the couple that kept coming back in the series...Rebekah and Michael as they share the same last name (and that the two were in every game, funny enough). Oleg plays with Aria as we slowly take back Omega and sends Adjutants to try to stop them, to which Nyreen ends up sacrificing herself and making Aria go into a rage. Honestly, one of the few times where I think Paragon Shep wouldn't have minded Aria killing Oleg. Though instead, she's gives him up to us and we basically jail him up (and get war assets from him, for not killing him outright).
  • Nyreen Kandros - Besides Aria, the main star of the DLC is Nyreen who is introduced as a former lover of Aria and is actually the first female Turian introduced (another would be seen, not named) during the Citadel DLC). Nyreen is such a good character and she can really hold her own as we see that she leads the Talons (another mercenary gang, since the other 3 are kind of falling apart). She also sees the greatness in Aria, but also didn't want to just be another tool for her. Incredibly a shame that she ends up sacrificing herself as I definitely would've loved her in the squad (though Aria would've been great too).

==On Squad==
  • Padok Wiks
  • Tarquin Victus
  • Bray
  • Nyreen Kandros
==On Crew==
==Potential if Handled Differently==
  • Eve (Urdnot Bakara)
  • Urdnot Dagg
  • Kai Leng
  • Ghorek
  • Sarah Williams
  • Dr. Brynn Cole
  • Falere
  • Oleg Petrovsky
==Remain the Same==
  • Dalatrass Linron
  • Officer Dellk
  • Dr. Silon
  • Dr. Kerry
  • Sellea
  • Aaron Sommers
  • Jordan Noles
  • Solik Vass
  • Sergeant Olembe
  • Private Talavi
  • Tactus
  • Weshra
  • Dr. Brown
  • Dr. Fredricks
  • Dr. Chaleson
  • Dr. Baynar
  • Dr. Beck
  • Dr. Hammerlink
  • Tashya Porae
  • Rila
  • Jarral
  • Ahz
Next Time: Quarian Arc...mmmm to possibly Sanctuary?
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  1. The Fishermen
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  1. The Celebrants
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  1. Alpha Bait: Three Werewolves for Dylan
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4.5 out of 5 stars20 ratings
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  1. Sent to a Fantasy World and Now All the Men Want Me, Volume 1
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  1. Her Majesty's Royal Coven
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Narrated by: Aoife McMahon
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  1. Perfectly Charmed Pixie: Parsnip's Story
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Series: Perfect Pixie Series, Book 3
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  1. The Guncle Abroad
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  1. Infamous Park Avenue Prince
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Series: Park Avenue Princes, Book 1
Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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  1. Boyfriend Material
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  1. Ben
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By: Riley Hart
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  1. Husband Material
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By: Alexandria Bellefleur
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  1. No Shame: The Complete Series
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By: Nora Phoenix
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  1. Ravensong
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  1. The Pro vs. the Fan
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By: Nicole Dykes
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  1. A Game of Romance and Ruin
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2024.04.05 08:44 76thirtyfour Omegaverse Beta FMC / Male Omega

Hi everyone!! 👋🏻 I have pretty much read or dnf’d almost every single one of this sub’s recs for this category I think and just want to make sure I am not missing any before I start having to re-read my faves 😭 I’m going to list all of the ones that I can remember I’ve read below…please let me know if I’m missing any of your faves that I can add to my tbr!!
Side note, any content/config works for me. I just like when the FMC is not the only omega within the group, or is a beta (or even alpha). M/m & f/f encouraged! The only content I generally avoid is mpreg.
Here are the ones I’ve read:
If you’ve made it this far sorry you’ve had to witness the amount of these i’ve read 😭 Also, if I only named the first book and not the whole series I will have likely tried the rest of them but not enjoyed/finished them. Thank you guys! 💖
Edit: Listing the suggestions below for easy reference!! Thank you all for your recs 🫶🏻 - Forget Me Knot by Marie Mackay (read) - House of Omega by Roxy Collins (read) - The Beta’s Bargain by Tea Ravine - Spare: The Beta Trials by Violet Fox - Secret Omega by Romy Lockheart - Always Hiding by Calliope Stewart - Violet Flames by Kitt Lynn - Knot Now Knot Ever by Elizabeth Knight - Nothing is Free by Dreia Wells - Empiring Ruin by Ashley Amy - Omegas in Love by Joanne Ganci - Knot for Sale by Ember Blaze - Knot Your Possession by L.A. Clyne - Knot My Home by K.J. Keys - Fake It Till You Make It by Flora Quincy - Candyverse series by Mona Black
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2024.03.30 09:32 meatbunboy What would you do? Subtle racism in Sydney? Unsupervised baby!

Just had a big argument with a Lebanese woman in Coles Miranda.
I was looking around the bakery section when an extremely small baby came outta no where , ran and bumped in to my legs (im talking knee height probably around 1 yr old still had pacifier in her mouth) . Ofcourse She fell and sat on the floor. I bent down to check if she was ok, she wasn’t crying or anything so this old white lady (let’s call her Paula) who was next to me picked her up. Then this woman from like at least 5 meters away said“ Are you f***ing kidding me? you didn’t see that baby” (she didn’t yell or anything just sounded annoyed )
She was prob in her late 20s (tanned, bleached blonde with fake eyelashes ) she was on the phone with a trolley and her older daughter prob around 6-8yr old was standing next to her. So when we realised she was the mother then Paula went and passed her the baby. I felt bad even though it wasn’t my fault so I said “I’m sorry I really didn’t see her, she was so fast”. Btw I didn’t go up to her because I really didn’t think it was anything serious cause my nephew and niece does that all the time and they pick them selves right back up and I’m a paramedic so fully qualified. I thought that was the end of it so as I was about to walk away she kept going.
She said “ you gotta be f***ing kidding me mate I can’t believe you. How could you walk into a baby . Blah blah blah” btw there were lot of people in Cole’s today cause it’s Easter Saturday and I knew her baby was perfectly fine.
So now I’m pissed and fired back“mayb you should’ve stayed with your baby so that this would not have happened.” Then she came at me while holding her baby and said “Are you for real, I will f***ing flip you, do you believe it?! ” to which I raised my voice and replied“try me girl, try me ” I think she didn’t expect that I would talk back like that so she said “ you should be apologetic “ to which I replied “ I did, I apologised didn’t I. So get off your phone and take care of your baby.”
Then I left.
So it’s got me thinking . Why she acted the way she did ? And I could only think of 2 reasons .
  1. She didn’t want to admit that it was her fault for leaving the baby unsupervised and wanted to put the blame on others( meaning she’s just a horrible person who does that all the time)
    1. Subtle racism . Im a skinny, asian looking guy. I look like I’m in my 20s but I’m already in my mid30s. So it’s an easy target to let out her anger. Because think about it , would she have acted the same way if her kid bumped in to the old white lady instead of me ? She probably would’ve gone up and said something like “ I’m sorry my kid ran into you” But because it was me now it’s a completely different story. She probably didn’t even realised she was being racist!!! She knew her baby was fine because the baby wasn’t crying which was why she didn’t even come to pick her up and waited for Paula to pass her the baby while she was still on the phone.
I was thinking mayb I could’ve just let it slide. But the longer I looked into that baby’s beautiful curious eyes while her mom said “I will f***ing flip you” i just thought “not today, not on me .. let me put ur mama in her place”
So guys what are your thoughts? And what would you do if you were a minority being lashed out like that in public?
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2024.03.24 19:07 katohouston Charlotte should have been the gay one

I love the relationship between Charlotte and Harry so maybe it's for the best. But I think it's really disappointing and lazy that the writers made Miranda the late-blooming queer one in And Just Like That instead of Charlotte, who had a way more canon queer history and backstory.
1- Charlotte was always putting off sex and wanting it to be absolutely perfect, using traditionalism as a reason. This is something many closeted gay women do: demand for themselves the elusive Prince Charming. "Where is he!?" she asks, while constantly turning down men for petty things like .... divergent taste in plates.
2- Charlotte absolutely loved the connection she was building with her lesbian friends in season 1 before they dropped her when she wasn't going to put out. You can absolutely read this as that she was starting to think about her sexuality in a new way but maybe didn't feel safe to explore it because of her traditional values.
3- Charlotte really wanted a traditional family
Compare to Miranda who we see over and over again just isn't gay, she wasn't a homophobe, it just wasn't her thing. Like when she tried to kiss her fake date for the softball league and it was just Meh. She has a confidence in her interest in men, that isn't rooted in trying to be something "correct" or making sure someone checks off all the boxes on the list.
What do y'all think? sapphics to the front pls
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2024.03.19 20:59 BlinkMan69 Just imagining a world where all of Dan's stuff was run differently

I think the saddest thing about this whole expose is not that it ruins my childhood, but it seemed like this really great magical world at Disney/Schneider bakery and its all fake. It seemed like such an amazing place. All That as an SNL for kids, then discovering the talent that is Amanda Bynes and creating a spin off show for her. Once she's ready to go do movies, pulling Drake and Josh from that show to make their own spinoff. Then using Miranda from there to make iCarly, with Drake being involved in the theme song. And so on and so on. It just all felt like such a family atmosphere, like everyone was having a blast and interconnected and involved in everyone's stuff. It felt so organic and creative and fun.
And on top of that the shows really were smartly written. They still hold up in a lot of ways and thats a credit to the production and the writing. They really treated these shows like they were adult programs and its the reason they've lasted. It just felt like Dan built this empire that was THE way to run shows as a kid, that can be fun, creative, exciting, good, in a way there never had been for younger programming. But then you find out its all a sham, it was a horrible place to work, rampant sexism, paedophiles on set, kids lives really being destroyed by this. I guess in a way its not all that different than adult productions in Hollywood. Paints such a sour view of the business cause it really doesn't seem like it has to be that way.
But you look at what happened to at least one person from every show. Amanda going nuts, Drake having his issues, Josh having problems with alcohol and pills, Janette really having some serious problems with the production. And thats only the on screen talent. So many on the production staff seem to have horror stories. I guess the saddest thing besides all the truly horrible stuff that happened was that it just didn't seem like it HAD to be that way. It could have been how it looked if there was some oversight. Feels like such a missed opportunity that then taints all the programming we grew up with. I guess its a way more common story than the opposite.
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2024.03.17 20:31 MisterBadIdea2 Post-Match Thread: Rayo Vallecano 2-0 Real Betis LaLiga

Rayo Vallecano 2 - 0 Real Betis

Rayo Vallecano scorers: Florian Lejeune (40'), Sergio Camello (78')
Venue: Estadio de Vellecas, Madrid, Spain
Referee: Juan Pulido
Rayo Vallecano:
Starting XI Notes Subs Notes
Stole Dimitr­ievski Dani Cárdenas
Iván Balliu Alfonso Espino 68'
Abdul Mumin 45+1' Martín Pascual
Florian Lejeune 40' Andrei Rațiu 77'
Pep Chavarría 68' Óscar Trejo 77'
Isi Palazón Miguel Crespo
Unai López 77' José Pozo
Óscar Valentín Pathé Ciss 60'
Jorge de Frutos 77' Bebé
Raúl de Tomás 28' 60' Randy Nteka
Álvaro García 60' Radamel Falcao
Sergio Camello 60' 78'
Manager: Iñigo Pérez (Spain)
Real Betis:
Starting XI Notes Subs Notes
Rui Silva Claudio Bravo
Aitor Ruibal Fran Vieites
Germán Pezzella 38' Abner Vinícius
Chadi Riad Sokratis Papastathopoulos
Juan Miranda Pablo Busto
Guido Rodríguez Sergi Altimira
Johnny Cardoso 54' Rodri Sánchez 82'
Pablo Fornals 82' William Carvalho 68' 90+4'
Nabil Fekir 68' Assane Diao 68'
Ayoze Pérez 29' 82' Isco 54' 83'
Willian José 68' Abde Ezzalzouli 82'
Manager: Manuel Pellegrini (Chile)
MATCH EVENTS
1': We're off!
3': Ayoze Pérez fires wide, flag goes up anyway.
5': Ayoze goes for the overhead, glances it sideways instead of at goal. Flag goes up, linesman probably mistaken, not that it matters.
15': Uh-oh... Pezzella fouled Raúl de Tomás right outside the box... but Betis denies them with two big blocks
22': Fekir fires a shot that deflects off Mumin's attempted block, it takes it past the keeper but goes off the far post!
28': Raúl de Tomás loses the ball and then slides through Fekir from behind
29': Now Ayoze Pérez for a crunching challenge on Valentín, who takes his time getting up
38': Germán Pezzella with a rash lunging challenge on Isi just outside the box
40': GOAL RAYO VALLECANO!! Florian Lejeune fires over the wall into the top corner, off the keeper's hand! Silva could only palm it into the roof of the net!
45+1': Handball in the Betis box?? Nothing given. Also Abdul Mumin got a card for some reason, dissent?
HT Rayo Vallecano 1-0 Real Betis Vallecano with the shock lead! This would lead them seven points safe of the drop
46': We're back!
54': Betis substitution: Isco on for Johnny Cardoso
59': Isi goes down in the box, ref completely unimpressed. Should have been a card for diving.
60': Rayo Vallecano double sub: Pathé Ciss and Sergio Camello on for Álvaro García and Raúl de Tomás
61': Ayoze Pérez tries a tricky sidefoot but only puts it across face of goal.
62': Ciss takes a bouncing shot on target but Silva's behind it safely.
68': Betis double sub: Assane Diao and William Carvalho on for Willian José and Nabil Fekir
68': Rayo Vallecano substitution: Alfonso Espino on for Pep Chavarría
69': SAVE!! A terrible giveaway for Betis! Camello takes his shot after picking off the backpass, but Silva keeps it out with one hand!
77': Rayo Vallecano double sub: Óscar Trejo and Andrei Rațiu on for Unai López and Jorge de Frutos
78': GOAL RAYO VALLECANO!! They put the free kick into the box and Sergio Camello fires, the first shot is blocked but he gets a second crack at it and puts it over Silva into the far side!
82': Betis double sub: Abde Ezzalzouli and Rodri Sánchez on for Pablo Fornals and Ayoze Pérez
83': Dimitrievski goes down (he's been struggling for a bit), Isco thinks he's faking and yells at the ref, gets a card for dissent. Dimitrievski is looking to power through it, it seems, since they have no more subs
90+4': William Carvalho slides through Valentín
FT Rayo Vallecano 2-0 Real Betis This might be the win that secures them top-flight football
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2024.03.17 18:25 MisterBadIdea2 Match Thread: Rayo Vallecano vs. Real Betis LaLiga

Rayo Vallecano 2 - 0 Real Betis

Rayo Vallecano scorers: Florian Lejeune (40'), Sergio Camello (78')
Venue: Estadio de Vellecas, Madrid, Spain
Referee: Juan Pulido
Rayo Vallecano:
Starting XI Notes Subs Notes
Stole Dimitr­ievski Dani Cárdenas
Iván Balliu Alfonso Espino 68'
Abdul Mumin 45+1' Martín Pascual
Florian Lejeune 40' Andrei Rațiu 77'
Pep Chavarría 68' Óscar Trejo 77'
Isi Palazón Miguel Crespo
Unai López 77' José Pozo
Óscar Valentín Pathé Ciss 60'
Jorge de Frutos 77' Bebé
Raúl de Tomás 28' 60' Randy Nteka
Álvaro García 60' Radamel Falcao
Sergio Camello 60' 78'
Manager: Iñigo Pérez (Spain)
Real Betis:
Starting XI Notes Subs Notes
Rui Silva Claudio Bravo
Aitor Ruibal Fran Vieites
Germán Pezzella 38' Abner Vinícius
Chadi Riad Sokratis Papastathopoulos
Juan Miranda Pablo Busto
Guido Rodríguez Sergi Altimira
Johnny Cardoso 54' Rodri Sánchez 82'
Pablo Fornals 82' William Carvalho 68' 90+4'
Nabil Fekir 68' Assane Diao 68'
Ayoze Pérez 29' 82' Isco 54' 83'
Willian José 68' Abde Ezzalzouli 82'
Manager: Manuel Pellegrini (Chile)
MATCH EVENTS
1': We're off!
3': Ayoze Pérez fires wide, flag goes up anyway.
5': Ayoze goes for the overhead, glances it sideways instead of at goal. Flag goes up, linesman probably mistaken, not that it matters.
15': Uh-oh... Pezzella fouled Raúl de Tomás right outside the box... but Betis denies them with two big blocks
22': Fekir fires a shot that deflects off Mumin's attempted block, it takes it past the keeper but goes off the far post!
28': Raúl de Tomás loses the ball and then slides through Fekir from behind
29': Now Ayoze Pérez for a crunching challenge on Valentín, who takes his time getting up
38': Germán Pezzella with a rash lunging challenge on Isi just outside the box
40': GOAL RAYO VALLECANO!! Florian Lejeune fires over the wall into the top corner, off the keeper's hand! Silva could only palm it into the roof of the net!
45+1': Handball in the Betis box?? Nothing given. Also Abdul Mumin got a card for some reason, dissent?
HT Rayo Vallecano 1-0 Real Betis Vallecano with the shock lead! This would lead them seven points safe of the drop
46': We're back!
54': Betis substitution: Isco on for Johnny Cardoso
59': Isi goes down in the box, ref completely unimpressed. Should have been a card for diving.
60': Rayo Vallecano double sub: Pathé Ciss and Sergio Camello on for Álvaro García and Raúl de Tomás
61': Ayoze Pérez tries a tricky sidefoot but only puts it across face of goal.
62': Ciss takes a bouncing shot on target but Silva's behind it safely.
68': Betis double sub: Assane Diao and William Carvalho on for Willian José and Nabil Fekir
68': Rayo Vallecano substitution: Alfonso Espino on for Pep Chavarría
69': SAVE!! A terrible giveaway for Betis! Camello takes his shot after picking off the backpass, but Silva keeps it out with one hand!
77': Rayo Vallecano double sub: Óscar Trejo and Andrei Rațiu on for Unai López and Jorge de Frutos
78': GOAL RAYO VALLECANO!! They put the free kick into the box and Sergio Camello fires, the first shot is blocked but he gets a second crack at it and puts it over Silva into the far side!
82': Betis double sub: Abde Ezzalzouli and Rodri Sánchez on for Pablo Fornals and Ayoze Pérez
83': Dimitrievski goes down (he's been struggling for a bit), Isco thinks he's faking and yells at the ref, gets a card for dissent. Dimitrievski is looking to power through it, it seems, since they have no more subs
90+4': William Carvalho slides through Valentín
FT Rayo Vallecano 2-0 Real Betis This might be the win that secures them top-flight football
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2024.03.16 20:32 Left-Watercress5790 CODE NZR9236

(BEEP, BEEP) Attention every worker at Sunnyday hotel. CODE NZR9236 has been triggered. Some things have infiltrated into the hotel and be careful with them A paper of rules should be in your desk, read it and follow it cautiously, if not you're risking the chance of the thing taking you.
1 × Tell every person that isn't a worker here to go to the safety rooms in floors 3, 6, 8 and 12. Or else one of the non-workers will be taken, or multiple of them.
2 × There are only 7 workers right now, they are: June, Ray, Xavier, Vincent, Manuel, Miranda, and You. There's a nonzero chance that there is a "worker" that is not listed, to know if there are, check the cameras and try to find someone who has a empty name tag and no face, and then, click the report button in the top corner left and once you go back to that camera, the fake worker should dissapear.
2.1 × If for a reason there are multiple fake workers, go to the elevator, make any type of loud noise there, leave it and leave the door open, and then, simply wait for the elevator to close and they will dissapear.
2.1.1 × If the thing also gets attracted to it, DON'T LOOK AI IT.
3 × If you receive a note saying "I'm right at the door!" written in blue, do not get close to any door for the rest of the day.
4 × Whenever you see a curtain at the elevator, open the curtain, you will see a deformed black face, don't ever question it, you know, they don't only need to feast in your senses and human flesh but they also need air.
5 × If you hear a knock on the front door, open it. You will see no one, close the door again. If this happens again, follow the process again and again until there's no knocking, The kids need some attention sometimes
6 × Miranda has a nonzero chance to come up to you and give you a flower. She's kind, don't worry, she will come back upstairs, and once you hear footsteps fading away, trash the flower, The contortionist has once lost her flower and still is looking for it, and may misunderstood the flower Miranda gave you as her flower. Remember, the Contortionist is always sitting at the second chair at the front of the front desk, and that's where rule 6.1 comes in.
6.1 × Do not sit at the chair where the Contortionist is sitting, the reason to this is obvious.
7 × If the lights turn blue, hide. Hide quickly. Do not make any sound. Just hide for 5 minutes and wait until the lights go to their normal colors again.
----------1 Day Later---------
A note appeared on my desk right after this craziness happened.
-----------------:)----------------
Did you survive? Congrats. However, there's still one rule that applies to you after this for a lifetime.
Ḏ̴̡̟̳͓̱͉̩̖̯͓̘̗̱̺͈̟̱̳̓͆̒͒̀͊͒̿̏̂̽̒̒͋̚̚͜ͅǬ̵͙̮͎̹͙̭̗̙̯̞͓̲̬̲̣̠̟̝̥̍͑͝ ̷̧̧̛̪̯̺͚̠͙̱̝̻͍̻͙̱̩̫̼̫̬̙̺͉̯̲̼͑́̇́̎̅̓̅͂̑̀̆̃̏͂̇͊͒́̇̄̚͘ͅN̸̨̪̮̪̝̫͈̻͚͚̖̈͜ͅO̵̡̜͚͈̞͇̟̮̲̬͇͚̤̝̟͔̗͇̦͚̣̣͍͊̇́͗̑͛̀̄̓͌̌̚͠ͅT̷̫͔̮̜̯̒͜͠ ̸̛̥͋͊̓̈́̓̋̃͑̌̿̅̿̔̀̔̈T̴̡̧̨̛̝̣̞̪̥̣͎͚̖̠͇̥͚̗̦͂̊́̄̀̿̂̽͊̐̽̑͂̒̃͋͂̊̚͜͝͠Ȩ̵̨̊͗͒̄͗̚L̶̲̰͌̍̀͛̉́̀̓̎̆͂̓́̌͊̀̉̍͐̈́̀͘̚̚̚͠ͅL̷͍̥̣͎̟̝͇̺̯͎͉͔̲̇͛̿ ̵̨͓̜̯̦̣͍̯̩̩̘̩̗̰̬̥̬̟͍̘̮͍̖̟͕̲̓̈́̓̕̚͜ͅA̸̢̢̖̣̟͉̣̟̼̟̳̫̻̯̋̂̑͛̑̎͐͐ͅŅ̷̭̺̮̙̯̝͓̖͓̪͔͎̟̹̠̼̱̊̿͌͆̎̿͛̈͗͂̽̇̑̌͛͌́̃̉̈̕͝͠͠Y̵̧̡̡̛̮͚̘̰̮̗̗̥̞̗̼͔̲͚͖̰͓̬̤̻͝ͅÖ̸̧͚̟̩̮͍̩̭̲́̀͐̈́̄̔̇̿͒̂͜N̵̡̢̫͖͚̠̝̣̣̺͚͉̠̬͚̳͇͓̱̠̘͕͔̯̦̼͓̅̈́̾͂̅̀̌̅͗̎͆́̀̉̒͋͂̎͊͗́̅̀̚͝͝E̴̻̤̯̟̜̼̫̟̫͋͑̑̔͊̆̑̓̃̄́̒́̿̂̅̀͘͝͝ ̸̢͔͚̮̜͚͎̜̥̫̬͓͎͉̜̟̈͒͜Ả̶͕̼̞͚͍̦̲͓̭̮̯̝͔͋̉̓̈̒͆̉͐̐̉͑̽̄͗̅̿̈́͐̕̚͠͝B̷̧̨̧̡̛̛̹͍͔̝̖̩̪͉̞̺͕̞͉̰̘̼͙̈́̏̋̃̀̑̔̂͊̈́̊̆͋͐̔̇͒̕̚͜͜͠Ơ̴̛̤͈͔̱̻̗̼͔̼̯̪̩̝͋̏̽̿̍̾̒̉̓̏͌̓̽̾͘͘͜͜Ù̵̧̙̬͍̦̹͚͚̹͉̼̺̮̲́̆̄̊̈́̈́̄̍́̄̌͗̾͘̕Ţ̶̧̛̛̎̂̀̈́̋̃͑̂̇͐̈́̆̂̇̈́͒̋́̃̒̕̕͠ ̶̡̨̧̛̝̖͍̱̬̗̬̭̱̙̰͓̥̰͇̠͈̣̬̙̮̬͚͑͐̐͋̋̄̆̊͗͆̓̉͊͗̐͒ͅT̸̨̡̨̯̲̤͈̜͍̟̭̥͉̩̫̣̖̯̓̒̾͜Ḣ̵̡̹̼͍̦̬̬̲͛̿̐Ǐ̷̧̢̹̮̣̩͙̲͇̙̯̠̑͒͐̈́S̵̨̛͖̬͎̹̪̘̜̦̙̜̪̼̼͓͈̙̲͂̓̓̋̐̌̒̎͌́̍͘ͅ,̴͇̫̐ ̶̧̡͕̩̜͇̹̩͈̳̱̺͇̣̪̳̺̯͎̤͕̫̭̉͋͋̏̃͋͒͛͌́̑̆̄͘͜͠W̸̨̹̝͉͎̟̣̰̳̭̭̟̗̳̮̩͈̰̱̖͖̠̳̗̲̽̈́̓̎̅͂͊̉͂́̀̽̒̎̐̊͂̚̕͝͝E̴̛͇̲͎̺̰̺̮̳̰̮͔͓͚͌̕ͅ ̴̹̣̟̪̺̬̪͇͔͉̟̗̥̥̼̬̤̔͆W̵̮̪͇͓̩̥̲̲̥̣͔̮̒̒͊̈́̋̽̑́͛̉͌̌͌̕͠͠͠͝Ị̶̧͖̻͕̩͔̼̻̺̠͚̰͉̯͉̜̉̃͑̿͛̊̀̊͒̏͆͒̎̉̈̉̎̅͆̃͘̚̕̕͝Ļ̷̡̛͕͍̪̹̱͈̥̯̫̯̗̳͔̮̲̟͓̳͉͌̆͆͊̆̍͛͒̀̓̏̽͊̂̂̓̎̒̓̂̃̈̚͝͝L̵̨̠̦̗̫͕̘̪̳̖̀͂̇̓̔̓͘̚͝ ̵͓͎̙̯̉͊̊̈̅̂̿̍̈̇G̴̢̡̡̜͕̞̼̬̩̰̤̜̤̣̫͍̖̗̹̝͎̠̝̟̗̦͔̀̓̍̊͠Ụ̶̠̱̟̞̪̯̆́̏̈́͛̉͌̒͗̈́̐͛̓̅͊̚̕͝͝T̷̨̡͓̻̞͓̮̮̍́̈́̇̎̆͋́͂͒͗͝ ̵͚̗͓̻͙̓̕͜Y̸̧̆̀̔̐͐͛͒͆̾̔͗̊͂̑̊̍̆̔̀͛͘͠͠͠͝Ö̸̡̨̧͓̬͈̤͎̟̣̤͇̺͗̓́̓̂̃̋͒̀̓̚̚͜͝U̵̢̢̡̡̟̯̠͙̗͔͕͎̥͈͔̙̬̽̌̈̐̈̎̐̌͛̋͋͐̈́͂͛̃̇̈͑̑̈͛͘̚͝͝͠͝ͅͅ ̷̧̣̻̯͍̣̻̯͍͓̯̯͙̜̯̳̅̾͐̇̈́̊̆̂̂͂͛͊͌̔̓͛̔̉̉̔̇̎͐̈́͝A̷̧̛̛͉̘̹̹͔̮͔̍̐̋̈̅͐̐̏̓͆̿̎͋̀̈́̈́̏̊͐͑͌̅͘͝͝͝N̶̨̧̧͇̲͓͔̯̯̖̱̳̲̝̮̦̰̓̈́̒̈̔̀̄͗͝ͅD̷̛̝͙̙̼̻͚̄́̔͛́̅̌͒̏̆̽͗̓͊̀̓̚͘͝͝͠͝ ̵̧̛͔͓̠͍̻̰̩̗̞͎̖̦͖̣͓͔̯̯̣̱̰͔̮̘̎̊́̂̀͛̆͑̌̿̍͛̚͠͝͝ͅȲ̸̭̼̄͑̑̑̐̆͊̈́̉̅̽̽̓̋̂̓͗̚I̶̢̲̻͇͓͈̗̺̦͓͛̊̒̒͗̽̈̋̾͊̌̂̽͗̚U̸̬̤̱̦̞̎̅͂̇̉͊͝ ̶̛͙̜̭͖̪͔̮̙̗̲̞̦̝͙͋̂̎̉̑̏͆̈́͂̈́͊̎̕͝͝ͅW̶̢̛͚̫̣̔̇͂̄̌̇̈̒͒̏̍̆̉͒̀̈͘͝Ȉ̶̡̛̛͛̆́͆̂͊̅̉̐̈́̾̐̈́̃̊̔͛̑̋̽͠L̸̤̲̥̭̠̪̼͈̝̺̘̜̙̫̪̝͈͚̯̠̱͐͋͋̈͋͋̿̚̚͝L̵̨̦̜̭̺̟̳̗͚̤͈̱͇̩̠̔͆̌̅̐ ̵̢̧͎̟̱͍̙͒̍̈́̈́͐̇̀́̈́̔̄͛͗̆̓̈́̂̃̉͝F̸̧̡̡̼͈̗͙̳͚̳̯̙̥̺͖̉͑͌̅̎̔̈́͒̔̀̕͝Ë̷̢̡̨̧͉͓̩̥̬̘̣̦̮̬̳̳͚̩̾̈̋̃̀̽͊̄̆̊̚Ẽ̵̡̨͖͕̞̫̜̣͓̙͓̟̣̻͆̈͆̕ͅL̴̨̢̛̪̲̫̘̻̲̽̑͂̇͒̔̈́̏̓͛̍̌͐̚͘͝ͅ ̶̝͈̽̓̄̏̄̊͛̌̉̈́́͋̒̆̉̈́̀͂͠W̵̡̨̥̥͖̲̙͍̰̖͓͍̓͋͋͐͒̐͜Ḩ̵̖̠͍̹̀̽̑̅̏̈́̕͠Ȃ̶̧̢̢͖̳̪̻̱̝͇̪̼̣̖̬͙̻̬͙͔͈͖̝̦̱͗̓̏̓̉͂̐͒́̌̑̾͛̽̓̂͘͝ͅT̷̨̨̢̨̛̩̣͓̪̱̦̮̤̙̖̖͎̪͍̼͎̭̬̭̠̯̘̜͂̈́̇̎́̇̎̅̀̈̌ͅ ̵̧̧̣̮̣̯̪̬͔͚̫̣̗̹͍̓͋͋̈́̈̈͆͆̓͒̀̔̓̔̕̚Ṟ̵̜̗̠̞͉̱̘̞̮̟̿͐͑͋̈́̅̔̓̈́̀͐̏̊̒̂̇̀̿̈̚̚͜Ê̶̡̛̛̮̰̗̯̭̫͓̯̳̫̋͛̓̀͛́͛̅̔̓̈́̔̍͊̌̕͝͝A̶͉͖̜͔͓̝͇̫͇̩̻̣̥͙̘̳͖̪̼͈̹̺͈̲͑̂̃̀́̾̐̿̑̆̀̓̒̈́̃̚̕͠͠L̴̨͙̯͛͛̅̆̂͑͗̆̾̀̍̀̑̀̃͒̔͐͘͠͠ͅ ̴̨̨̛̙͕̻̟̯̖̹̗̫̥̣̤͎́̄̀̔͆́̔͆͋͗́́̈́͑̈́͘̕͜͝S̴̨̨̨̳͖̰͕͖͉͇͉̜̮̭̤̣̻̻̠͚̞̱̜̒͒ͅÙ̵̪̫̩̙̪̜͔̍͑͛̆̉͆̊̌͊̈́̎̋̑͊̋̃̃̌̋̊͘͝͝ͅF̵̧̬̹̼̫͙̥͛͋̈́̽̈́̋̈́͂̓̈́̿́̕̚͠͝F̴͖̬̙̬͙̮̺̪̤̟̜̮͋͌͋̔̌̿͑͜͠͝ͅḚ̴̢̧̠̙̪̥̻̞̻͈̫̠̭̫̣̥̭̭͓̦̈́̆̓͂̃̿̔͑̉́͛͘I̴͖̖̻̣̲̗̠̲͇̬͓̟̤̲̫̹̔̎̀̍͐̐̓̔͘͜R̴̨͉̩̠̝̥͇̮͖̘̟͚͇͓̖̝̼̎N̵͚̣̣̘͇̳̼͓̭̫̰͍̓͑̇̊̋́̌͛̏̋͊̈́̐́̅̓́̾͋͛̿͘͜͝͝ͅG̷̡̢̧͖̟̻͚̦̣͚̲͕̭̩̳̮͖̻̮̹͌̓̏́̈́͂̎̈́͗̇̉́̈́̊̚͘͘͝ ̸̢̠̘̩̪̮͖͕͈̪͔̻̜̭̟͕͙̙̱̍́̀̈́̽̃̐͜͜͠F̶̝̠̝̝̪͗̈̍Ę̶̢̧̛͓̱̞̳̬̙̺̠̭͉̲͉̟̫̬̞͉̘̄̒́͐̊͋̒̈́̅̇̐̏̍͆̎̃͗̑̃̾̀͘̚͘ͅÈ̶̛̻̲̤͖͔̖̙̜̱͔̼͎̭̝̣̣̙͎̬̮̺̠̃͌̈́̀̓͊͆̈́͑͌̿ͅͅͅL̸̢̧̲̦̰̝̤͖̯̦̞̹͈͔̩̝̭̻͎̦̤̙͇̱͔̤̔̓̈́̇́́̎̿̋̓͊̃̓̄͐͒͛̆̋̽͋̀̈́͑͘͝Ş̸̢̨̡̛̱̣͍̯̗͕͚̤̥̗̼̯͈̝͈̭̮̮̟͈̦̮͙̮̐̉͌͐̊̋̍̈́͐̒̋̔̈͑̕ ̴̢͉͎̼͇͎̤͎͙̜̾͋̿͑̓́̅̍͗͆̀̀̍͆̐͒̊̈́̚̕͠͠͠Ḽ̶̢̞̲̭̩̑͆̔I̴̢̡̨̧̛̛̛̪͚̺̞̬̩͍͇͓͉͔̞̟͍͎͈̱̳̻͌͌͋́́͜͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅḲ̵̡̛̻͚̜̳̙̥͎̖̤͎̘͋͐̍̓̓̽͋͋͑͆̆̉̊͐̏̈́̉̀̿̑̋̔̇͐̚͘͜͝E̵̹̘͑̐̽.̵̧̡̛̮͕̩̗͍͌̍͆̀̀͗͒͗̅̓͗͂̚
Thanks for listening, we may come back soon..or not. But always remember the last rule of this, okay? :)
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2024.03.16 17:49 Apprehensive-Leg4452 Wedding coordinator scammer

It's called the Miranda Saga. A cake baker exposed the wedding coordinator who allegedly scammed thousands of dollars
ETA:
The Wedding planner pocketed thousands of dollars from at least the cake baker. I don't remember the numbers but if she paid 2k for the cake, the planner charged the bride 5k for example. Then, it was requested by the family to pay 5k as a tip per vendor and the baker claims she never got a tip.
She made a custom made cookie for the groom and bride by using a picture of them and the coordinator gave a picture of her and her partner.
The family is asking for the money back from the baker and "threatening" that they know important lawyers, but she's telling them she can't do anything, they should go after Miranda.
[Miranda is a fake name to protect the privacy of those involved]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOL451Y4JxI&ab_channel=AmmyRobinson
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2024.03.13 13:20 atkatie Miranda’s Os

I know many of us agree Miranda’s “O” scenes and even kissing scenes are hard to watch, but I just wanted to give some love to the scene where she faked it for the guy that tried SO hard to get her to orgasm and still couldn’t so she does a big performance. I love that scene it’s hilarious, and I think we’ve all been there!!
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