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2024.06.04 17:56 SystemSpark [USA] [H] Pixel Pals, FF7 Rebirth DE; Car Battler Joe, Haunting Grounds, Chrono Trigger Maps, Cubivore, Turbo, Project Justice, Xenogears, Power Stone 2, Faria, Izuna 2, amiibo, Switch/Wii/WiiU/PSP/PS1/PS2/PS3/PS4/PS5/DS/3DS/GBA/GB/NES/SNES/NGC/Genesis/Saturn Games, Controllers, Swag [W] Lists,Wants
If you would like to buy, please check my thread on /gamesale.
Photos upon request.
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Photos upon request.
| Storage Solutions | Condition |
|---|---|
| Thin Jewel Case for CD/DVD/Blu-Ray | New. Clear front, black back |
| Standard Jewel Case for CD/DVD/Blu-Ray | New. Clear front and back |
| Genesis/Famicom Retro Protection | New, PET acid-free plastic cartridge protector |
| Super Famicom Cartridge Retro Protection | New, PET acid-free plastic cartridge protector |
| SNES Cartridge Retro Protection | New, PET acid-free plastic cartridge protector |
| NES Cartridge Retro Protection | New, PET acid-free plastic cartridge protector |
| amiibo | Condition |
|---|---|
| Tears of the Kingdom Link | Loose |
| Ocarina of Time Link | Loose |
| Majora's Mask Link | Loose |
| Smash Bros. Link | Loose |
| Skyward Sword Link | Loose |
| Zelda & Loftwing | Loose |
| Wind Waker Link | Loose |
| Wind Waker Zelda | Loose |
| Twilight Princess Link | Loose |
| Wolf Link and Midna | Loose |
| Callie | Loose |
| Marie | Loose |
| Inkling Boy [Neon Green] | Loose |
| Inkling Girl [Neon Pink] | Loose |
| Inkling Squid [Neon Purple] | Loose |
| Splatoon 2 Pearl | Loose |
| Splatoon 2 Marina | Loose |
| Splatoon 3 Inkling [Yellow] | Loose |
| Splatoon 3 Octoling [Blue] | Loose |
| Splatoon 3 Small Fry | Loose |
| Zelda Loftwing | New In Box |
| Sanrio amiibo cards | Sealed Pack |
| Mario Cereal Box | Cereal Removed/Flattened |
| Isabelle Summer Outfit | Open Box |
| Cyrus/K.K./Reese | New In Box/Damaged box |
| Tom Nook | New In Box |
| Mabel | New In Box |
| Digital Codes | Condition |
|---|---|
| SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD-STANDARD EDITION-US | Switch Digital Code |
| Figures | Condition |
|---|---|
| Chrono Trigger Chrono (Crono)/Robo/Eira (Ayla) Formation Arts Figure | Loose figure, most limbs are detachable by design, no missing parts |
| Pit Figma Figure | First Edition, Open Box, Contains everything but AR cards |
| Lillie (Pokemon) Nendoroid | Sealed. US edition from the Pokemon Center |
| Pixel Pal Mega Man | Sealed, damaged box |
| Pixel Pal SMB3 Mario | Sealed |
| Pixel Pal SMB3 Luigi | Sealed |
| Tracer Nendoroid (730) | Sealed |
| Tracer (Blizzard Entertainment Cute But Deadly Series 2 Vinyl) | Loose figure |
| Switch | Condition |
|---|---|
| Adventure Acedamia | Sealed |
| Atelier Ryza 3 | Complete in Box |
| Azure Striker Gunvolt Striker Pack | Sealed |
| Bendy and the Ink Machine | Complete in Box |
| Ender Lilies | Sealed, Japan Import |
| Grim Fandango Remastered | Complete in Box, no slip cover |
| Labyrinth of Refrain | Loose |
| Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom | Sealed |
| Monster Hunter Stories 2 Collector's Edition | Sealed |
| The Mummy Demastered | Complete in Box |
| River City Girls | Complete in Box, US Copy, Best Buy Variant |
| Shadowverse Champion's Battle | Loose |
| Shantae | Sealed |
| Shantae Risky's Revenge | Sealed |
| Shantae Collector's Edition | Sealed |
| Shantae Risky's Revenge Collector's Edition | Sealed |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cowabunga Collection | Sealed |
| Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap | Complete in Box |
| Yu-Gi-Oh Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution | Loose |
| Wii | Condition |
|---|---|
| Batallion Wars 2 | Game and Case |
| Castle of Shikigami III | Complete in Box |
| Okami | Game and Case |
| WiiU Games | Condition |
|---|---|
| Batman Arkham City Armored Edition | Sealed |
| Disney Infinity 2.0 | Sealed |
| Nintendoland | Complete in Box |
| Star Fox Guard | Complete in Box |
| Turbo Super Stunt Squad | Complete in Box, Art/Manual damage |
| DS | Condition |
|---|---|
| Animal Crossing Wild World | Game, Case, and inserts. No Manual |
| Chrono Trigger | Loose |
| Dragon Quest IV | Loose |
| Final Fantasy Fables Chocobo's Dungeon DS+ | Complete in Box, Japanese Import |
| Izuna 2 The Unemployed Ninja Returns | Loose |
| Kingdom Hearts Re:coded | Complete in Box |
| Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ | Cart and Case, no manual. Cartridge label is stained. |
| Super Scribblenauts | Loose |
| Witch's Wish | Game, Case, and Registration Card |
| A Witch's Tale | Complete in Box |
| 3DS | Condition |
|---|---|
| Kid Icarus Uprising (Japanese) | Game, Manual, and Case (No Big Box) |
| Kid Icarus Uprising | Complete in Box, Includes Big Box, Stand and AR cards |
| Senran Kagura Deep Crimson Double D Edition | Sealed |
| GBA | Condition |
|---|---|
| Car Battler Joe | Loose. Label imperfections |
| Chocobo Land A Game of Dice | Loose |
| Lady Sia | Loose, EU import |
| Lady Sia | Loose. Label imperfections |
| Super Mario Advance | No label |
| GB | Condition |
|---|---|
| Alleyway | Loose |
| Kid Dracula | Loose |
| NES | Condition |
|---|---|
| Adventure Island II | Loose |
| Faria | Game and Box. Box has some wear |
| Kid Icarus | Game, Box, and Manual; Box shows wear; Protective case for box and manual included |
| Rainbow Islands | Loose |
| Super Mario Bros & Duck Hunt | Loose |
| SNES | Condition |
|---|---|
| Chrono Trigger | Loose, Bad Label Damage, damaged shell |
| Metal Marines | Loose |
| Secret of Mana | Loose |
| Super Punch-Out | Loose |
| Super Scope 6 | Loose |
| Wild Guns | Loose, Bad Label Damage |
| Gamecube | Condition |
|---|---|
| Cubivore | Loose disc |
| Pikmin | Player's Choice, Complete In Box |
| Star Fox Assault | Loose disc |
| Resident Evil 0 | Player's Choice, Case and Discs, no manual |
| Resident Evil | Player's Choice, Complete In Box |
| Resident Evil | Complete In Box |
| Resident Evil 4 | Complete In Box, Disc 2 has label wrinkles |
| Super Mario Sunshine | Game and case, no manual |
| Sega Genesis | Condition |
|---|---|
| Jurrassic Park | Loose cartridge, Sharpie on Label |
| Phantasy Star IV | Loose cartridge, Label Damage |
| Quackshot | Complete In Box |
| Rocket Knight Adventures | Loose cartridge, Label Damage |
| Spider-Man | Loose cartridge, Label Damage |
| Sega Saturn | Condition |
|---|---|
| NiGHTS Into Dreams | Complete in Box, Not for Resale Edition |
| Night Warriors Darkstalkers' Revenge | Loose |
| Sega Dreamcast | Condition |
|---|---|
| Project Justice | Complete in Box, page 2 detached from manual. |
| Power Stone 2 | Loose |
| PSP | Condition |
|---|---|
| Daxter | Loose, Greatest Hits, Not For Resale |
| Power Stone Collection | Loose |
| Silent Hill Origins | Game and Case |
| PS1 | Condition |
|---|---|
| Castlevania Chronicles | Complete in Box |
| Chocobo Racing | Loose |
| Chocobo no Fushigi na Dungeon | Complete in Box, Japanese Import |
| Chocobo's Dungeon 2 | Complete in Box, Manual is badly water damaged |
| Dark Stalkers | Loose slim case version |
| Dark Stalkers 3 | Disc and Manual, no back art |
| Rival Schools | Complete in Box |
| Silent Hill | Loose disc, Greatest Hits |
| Valkyrie Profile | Discs and Case, no manual |
| World of Dragon Warrior Torneko The Last Hope | Loose |
| Xenogears | Complete in Box |
| PS2 | Condition |
|---|---|
| Avatar The Last Airbender | Disc and Case |
| Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance | Complete in Box; Greatest Hits |
| Bully | Greatest Hits, game & artwork |
| Burnout 3 Takedown | Complete, Water Damage on back cover art |
| Burnout Dominator | Case and Disc, Disc has superficial scratches but still boots |
| Castlevania Curse of Darkness | Loose, Disc has light scratching |
| Crash Bandicoot The Wrath of Cortex | Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case |
| Dragon Ball Z Budokai | Complete in Box |
| Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi | Complete in Box; Greatest Hits |
| Final Fantasy X | Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case |
| Final Fantasy X-2 | Complete; Greatest Hits |
| Haunting Ground | Complete in Box, Water Damage on art and manual |
| Killzone | Complete in Box |
| Grand Theft Auto Vice City | Disc, Case, Poster, No Manual |
| .Hack Quaratine | Discs and Case, no manual |
| Marvel vs Capcom 2 | Cracked Disc, won't boot for me. Comes with case, no manual |
| Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty | Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case |
| Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2 | Disc and Case |
| Need for Speed Underground | Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case |
| Need for Speed Underground 2 | Complete in Box |
| Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2 | Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case |
| Resident Evil Dead Aim | Game and Case, No manual |
| Scarface | Complete; Greatest Hits |
| Simpsons Road Rage | Loose, Greatest Hits |
| Valkyrie Profile 2 | Complete In Box, some wear on the artwork and manual |
| Tekken Tag Tournament | Disc and Case, Greatest Hits, Full side Movie Gallery sticker on DVD face |
| PS3 | Condition |
|---|---|
| Sports Champions | Complete in Box |
| PS4 | Condition |
|---|---|
| APEX Construct | Sealed |
| Gravity Rush Remastered | Loose |
| J-Stars Victory VS+ | Loose |
| SteamWorld Dig 2 | Sealed |
| PS5 | Condition |
|---|---|
| Battlefield 2042 | Complete in Box |
| Final Fantasy VII Rebirth Deluxe Eiditon | Sealed |
| XBOX One | Condition |
|---|---|
| Watchdogs | Sealed |
| Consoles | Condition |
|---|---|
| Monster Hunter Rise Edition Switch | New in Box (No game code) |
| Oculus Quest 1 | Complete in Box |
| Playstation 2 w/FreeMcBoot | Original PS2 "Fat" system. Won't read PS1 or blue PS2 discs. Laser could be ready to go bad, or just need re-alignment. Comes with a Yellow PS2 Memory Card that has FreeMcBoot on it. Free McBoot will allow you to to play games off of a hard drive if desired. No cords/controllers included. |
| Pokemon Scarlet/Violet Edition OLED Switch | New In Box |
| SNES Jr. | Includes Deck, RF Coax Cable, Third Party AC Adapter, and Third Party Controller. Small crack on the corner. |
| Splatoon 3 Edition OLED Switch | New In Box |
| Controllers | Condition |
|---|---|
| FortniteWildcat Joy-Con Set | Comes from the Fortnite Edition Console, never used |
| Joy-Con Grip | Bagged/Unused - Came with console |
| Oculus Quest 1/Rift S Left Controller | Used but very good condition. Comes with silicon case |
| Oculus Quest 1/Rift S Right Controller | Used but very good condition. Comes with silicon case |
| Platinum Gamecube Controller | Third Party, no nintendo logo, wired, good condition |
| Joy-Con (Left/Gray) | Good, no drift |
| Joy-Con (Right/Neon Red) | Good, no drift, Factory refurbished |
| SNES Controller | Third Party, no nintendo logo |
| SPIN Z WiiU Pro Controller | Black, Near Mint |
| Misc. | Condition |
|---|---|
| Chocobo White Mage Plush | Good |
| Chocobo Mystery Dungeon Everybuddy Pin | Thief costume |
| Chocobo's Dungeon Card Game Monsters Expansion Pack | Sealed |
| Black MagicGate 8MB PS2 Memory Card | Has Free McBoot loaded onto the card |
| Yellow Nyko MagicGate 8MB PS2 Memory Card | Has Free McBoot loaded onto the card |
| The Art of Splatoon 2 | Sealed |
| Mario Kart 8 Target Pre-Order Keychain | Sealed. Cut in the film. |
| Nintendo Switch AC Adapter | Gently used |
| Nintendo 64 Memory Jumper Pack | OEM/Authentic Regular Pack, not to be confused with the expansion |
| Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Pre-Order Coin | Sealed |
| Breath of the Wild Sheikah Coin | From BotW Special Edition, Good condition |
| Pokken Art Cel Pre-Order Bonus | Sealed |
| Blastoise New 3DS Plates | Plates are mint and unused |
| Nintendo 3DS Stand | OEM, Came with Kid Icarus Uprising |
| Kid Icarus Uprising Players Guide (Imported from Japan, no AR cards) | Shows a little wear |
| Kid Icarus AR Card Set (205/404) | Contains 249/402 different North American (AKDE) cards, no duplicates. An itemized list can be provided upon request. |
| Kid Icarus AR - Pit Rally Cry Sealed Pack | Sealed pack of cards that contains AKDE-403,014,086 |
| Shantae Risky's Revenge 2 LP Soundtrack Vinyl | Sealed |
| Super Mario Wonder Framed Art Print | Comes from Best Buy, Sealed |
| Tears of the Kingdom Pin Set (The Legend of Zelda) | From the TotK Collector's Edition. Mint |
| Tears of the Kingdom Art Book (The Legend of Zelda) | From the TotK Collector's Edition. Mint |
| Tears of the Kingdom Poster (The Legend of Zelda) | From the TotK Collector's Edition. Mint |
| Portal 2 Wheatley LED Flashlight | Sealed |
| Cases/Boxes/Inserts | Condition |
|---|---|
| Chrono Trigger Manual | SNES, Slight Wear |
| Chrono Trigger Orange Border Map | Slight Water Damage, 2 Pin holes in the folds, frame optional |
| Chrono Trigger Green Border Map | Slight Water Damage |
| Disgaea 1 Rosen Queen Edition | Everything but the game |
| Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi | Greatest Hits Artwork |
| Shantae Slip Cover | Limited Run Nintendo Switch 5 Game Slip cover with protector |
| Burnout Revenge | PS2 case and manual |
| Doom Eternal Steelbook | PS4 Sealed, no game |
| Dot Hack (.HACK) Infection | PS2 case and manual |
| Dot Hack (.HACK) Mutation | Empty Case only |
| Dot Hack (.HACK) Outbreak | PS2 case and manual |
| Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkaichi | PS2 Greatest Hits Case Only, damaged clips but artwork is in good shape |
| The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Collector's Edition | Includes everything but the game |
| Metroid Dread Special Edition | Box only, damaged from shipping |
| God of War Chains of Olympus | Case and Manual Only |
| Gran Turismo 3 A-spec | PS2 case only, 'Not For Sale' version |
| Super Smash Bros Ultimate Nintendo Switch ConsoleBox Only | Empty Box, good condition |
| Animal Crossing Nintendo Switch Console Box Only | Empty Box, good condition |
| Pokemon Dialga & Palkia Switch Lite Box Only | Empty Box, good condition |
| Rival Schools Front Artwork | Just the front artwork |
| Fortnite Nintendo Switch Console Box Only | Empty Box, good condition |
| The Witcher III Wild Hunt | Empty Case, good condition |
| Tears of the Kingdom Steelbook (The Legend of Zelda) | From the TotK Collector's Edition. Empty Case, Mint |
| Witch's Wish Box | Empty Box, good condition |
| Freebies | Condition |
|---|---|
| Playstation 2 IDE Connector | Upgraded my HD Adapter to SATA, these are the old/leftover connectors. |
| Nintendo Switch Cart Caddy | 3D Printed. Holds 16 carts. Can connect to an OEM dock. |
| Yoshi Mario Kart Keychain | Good |
| Small Jotaro Kujo Figure | 3D Printed. From Jojo's Bizarre Adventure All-Star Battle-R |
| Large Jotaro Kujo Figure | 3D Printed. From Jojo's Bizarre Adventure All-Star Battle-R |
| 2 Cartridge DS Travel Case | 2 Cartridge DS Travel Case |
| 4 Cartridge DS Travel Case | 4 Cartridge DS Travel Case |
| Wonderswan Display Stand | 3D Printed. Does not fit Wonderswan Crystal |
| Lavos Figure | 3D printed in PLA Wood Filament. Not my model, found on thingiverse. |
| Wants | Console |
|---|---|
| Kid Icarus Uprising AR Cards: AKDE-025 AKDE-039 (Will consider others) | None |
| Asheron's Call Memorabilia | PC |
| Game & Watch Devices (Excluding 35th Mario & Zelda editions) | G&W |
| Trip World | GB |
| Classic NES Series: Excitebike | GBA |
| Classic NES Series: Dr. Mario | GBA |
| Classic NES Series: Pac-Man | GBA |
| Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble | GBA |
| Pokemon Puzzle Challenge | GBC |
| R.O.B. Accessories | NES |
| Yo Noid | NES |
| Pirates Of Dark Water | SNES |
| Chrono Trigger Box/Inserts | SNES |
| Marvel Super Heroes War of the Gems | SNES |
| Ribbit King | NGC |
| Mario Wonder Cards/Pins Pre-Order Bonuses | None |
| Metal Gear Acid | PSP |
| Racing Lagoon | PS1 |
| Parasite Eve 2 | PS1 |
| Red Ninja (Art/Manual) | PS2 |
| Night Warriors Darkstalkers Revenge (Case & Manual Only) | Saturn |
| Wonderswan Games | Wonderswan |
| DS Download Station 1-8,10,11,12,14,16,17,20 | DS |
| Oni | PS2 |
| Sega Master System Games | Master System |
| ROG Ally Extreme | PC |
2024.06.04 17:56 SystemSpark [USA] [H] Pixel Pals, FF7 Rebirth DE; Car Battler Joe, Haunting Grounds, Chrono Trigger Maps, Cubivore, Turbo, Project Justice, Xenogears, Power Stone 2, Faria, Izuna 2, amiibo, Switch/Wii/WiiU/PSP/PS1/PS2/PS3/PS4/PS5/DS/3DS/GBA/GB/NES/SNES/NGC/Genesis/Saturn Games, Controllers, Swag [W] Paypal F&F
Prices are subjective, negotiable, and do not include shipping. If you would like to trade, check out my thread on /gameswap. Also accepting Cashapp and Venmo. One Freebie per order. Photos upon request.
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| Storage Solutions | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Thin Jewel Case for CD/DVD/Blu-Ray | 1/per | New. Clear front, black back |
| Standard Jewel Case for CD/DVD/Blu-Ray | 1/per | New. Clear front and back |
| Genesis/Famicom Retro Protection | 1/per | New, PET acid-free plastic cartridge protector |
| Super Famicom Cartridge Retro Protection | 1/per | New, PET acid-free plastic cartridge protector |
| SNES Cartridge Retro Protection | 1/per | New, PET acid-free plastic cartridge protector |
| NES Cartridge Retro Protection | 1/per | New, PET acid-free plastic cartridge protector |
| amiibo | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Tears of the Kingdom Link | 25 | Loose |
| Ocarina of Time Link | 25 | Loose |
| Majora's Mask Link | 30 | Loose |
| Smash Bros. Link | 20 | Loose |
| Skyward Sword Link | 20 | Loose |
| Zelda & Loftwing | 15 | Loose |
| Wind Waker Link | 20 | Loose |
| Wind Waker Zelda | 20 | Loose |
| Twilight Princess Link | 50 | Loose |
| Wolf Link and Midna | 25 | Loose |
| Callie | 20 | Loose |
| Marie | 20 | Loose |
| Inkling Boy [Neon Green] | 15 | Loose |
| Inkling Girl [Neon Pink] | 25 | Loose |
| Inkling Squid [Neon Purple] | 17 | Loose |
| Splatoon 2 Pearl | 20 | Loose |
| Splatoon 2 Marina | 20 | Loose |
| Splatoon 3 Inkling [Yellow] | 22 | Loose |
| Splatoon 3 Octoling [Blue] | 20 | Loose |
| Splatoon 3 Small Fry | 20 | Loose |
| Zelda Loftwing | 30 | New In Box |
| Sanrio amiibo cards | 12 | Sealed Pack |
| Mario Cereal Box | 15 | Cereal Removed/Flattened |
| Isabelle Summer Outfit | 40 | Open Box |
| Cyrus/K.K./Reese | 18 | New In Box/Damaged box |
| Tom Nook | 12 | New In Box |
| Mabel | 9 | New In Box |
| Digital Codes | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD-STANDARD EDITION-US | 10 | Switch Digital Code |
| Figures | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Chrono Trigger Chrono (Crono)/Robo/Eira (Ayla) Formation Arts Figure | 100 | Loose figure, most limbs are detachable by design, no missing parts |
| Pit Figma Figure | 90 | First Edition, Open Box, Contains everything but AR cards |
| Lillie (Pokemon) Nendoroid | 300 | Sealed. US edition from the Pokemon Center |
| Pixel Pal Mega Man | 30 | Sealed, damaged box |
| Pixel Pal SMB3 Mario | 30 | Sealed |
| Pixel Pal SMB3 Luigi | 30 | Sealed |
| Tracer Nendoroid (730) | 30 | Sealed |
| Tracer (Blizzard Entertainment Cute But Deadly Series 2 Vinyl) | 8 | Loose figure |
| Switch | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Adventure Acedamia | 30 | Sealed |
| Atelier Ryza 3 | 90 | Complete in Box |
| Azure Striker Gunvolt Striker Pack | 40 | Sealed |
| Bendy and the Ink Machine | 30 | Complete in Box |
| Ender Lilies | 55 | Sealed, Japan Import |
| Grim Fandango Remastered | 45 | Complete in Box, no slip cover |
| Labyrinth of Refrain | 65 | Loose |
| Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom | 60 | Sealed |
| Monster Hunter Stories 2 Collector's Edition | 160 | Sealed |
| The Mummy Demastered | 55 | Complete in Box |
| River City Girls | 120 | Complete in Box, US Copy, Best Buy Variant |
| Shadowverse Champion's Battle | 15 | Loose |
| Shantae | 50 | Sealed |
| Shantae Risky's Revenge | 50 | Sealed |
| Shantae Collector's Edition | 150 | Sealed |
| Shantae Risky's Revenge Collector's Edition | 150 | Sealed |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cowabunga Collection | 30 | Sealed |
| Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap | 40 | Complete in Box |
| Yu-Gi-Oh Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution | 18 | Loose |
| Wii | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Batallion Wars 2 | 11 | Game and Case |
| Castle of Shikigami III | 75 | Complete in Box |
| Okami | 10 | Game and Case |
| WiiU Games | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Batman Arkham City Armored Edition | 40 | Sealed |
| Disney Infinity 2.0 | 15 | Sealed |
| Nintendoland | 10 | Complete in Box |
| Star Fox Guard | 10 | Complete in Box |
| Turbo Super Stunt Squad | 200 | Complete in Box, Art/Manual damage |
| DS | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Animal Crossing Wild World | 35 | Game, Case, and inserts. No Manual |
| Chrono Trigger | 80 | Loose |
| Dragon Quest IV | 70 | Loose |
| Final Fantasy Fables Chocobo's Dungeon DS+ | 25 | Complete in Box, Japanese Import |
| Izuna 2 The Unemployed Ninja Returns | 70 | Loose |
| Kingdom Hearts Re:coded | 25 | Complete in Box |
| Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ | 120 | Cart and Case, no manual. Cartridge label is stained. |
| Super Scribblenauts | 5 | Loose |
| Witch's Wish | 110 | Game, Case, and Registration Card |
| A Witch's Tale | 90 | Complete in Box |
| 3DS | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Kid Icarus Uprising (Japanese) | 40 | Game, Manual, and Case (No Big Box) |
| Kid Icarus Uprising | 120 | Complete in Box, Includes Big Box, Stand and AR cards |
| Senran Kagura Deep Crimson Double D Edition | 75 | Sealed |
| GBA | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Car Battler Joe | 180 | Loose. Label imperfections |
| Chocobo Land A Game of Dice | 15 | Loose |
| Lady Sia | 30 | Loose, EU import |
| Lady Sia | 50 | Loose. Label imperfections |
| Super Mario Advance | 13 | No label |
| GB | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Alleyway | 5 | Loose |
| Kid Dracula | 240 | Loose |
| NES | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Adventure Island II | 25 | Loose |
| Faria | 200 | Game and Box. Box has some wear |
| Kid Icarus | 180 | Game, Box, and Manual; Box shows wear; Protective case for box and manual included |
| Rainbow Islands | 35 | Loose |
| Super Mario Bros & Duck Hunt | 10 | Loose |
| SNES | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Chrono Trigger | 190 | Loose, Bad Label Damage, damaged shell |
| Metal Marines | 90 | Loose |
| Secret of Mana | 55 | Loose |
| Super Punch-Out | 25 | Loose |
| Super Scope 6 | 22 | Loose |
| Wild Guns | 270 | Loose, Bad Label Damage |
| Gamecube | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Cubivore | 350 | Loose disc |
| Pikmin | 50 | Player's Choice, Complete In Box |
| Star Fox Assault | 30 | Loose disc |
| Resident Evil 0 | 15 | Player's Choice, Case and Discs, no manual |
| Resident Evil | 25 | Player's Choice, Complete In Box |
| Resident Evil | 27 | Complete In Box |
| Resident Evil 4 | 30 | Complete In Box, Disc 2 has label wrinkles |
| Super Mario Sunshine | 40 | Game and case, no manual |
| Sega Genesis | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Jurrassic Park | 10 | Loose cartridge, Sharpie on Label |
| Phantasy Star IV | 70 | Loose cartridge, Label Damage |
| Quackshot | 40 | Complete In Box |
| Rocket Knight Adventures | 37 | Loose cartridge, Label Damage |
| Spider-Man | 12 | Loose cartridge, Label Damage |
| Sega Saturn | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| NiGHTS Into Dreams | 40 | Complete in Box, Not for Resale Edition |
| Night Warriors Darkstalkers' Revenge | 50 | Loose |
| Sega Dreamcast | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Project Justice | 225 | Complete in Box, page 2 detached from manual. |
| Power Stone 2 | 90 | Loose |
| PSP | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Daxter | 10 | Loose, Greatest Hits, Not For Resale |
| Power Stone Collection | 30 | Loose |
| Silent Hill Origins | 50 | Game and Case |
| PS1 | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Castlevania Chronicles | 165 | Complete in Box |
| Chocobo Racing | 55 | Loose |
| Chocobo no Fushigi na Dungeon | 20 | Complete in Box, Japanese Import |
| Chocobo's Dungeon 2 | 70 | Complete in Box, Manual is badly water damaged |
| Dark Stalkers | 70 | Loose slim case version |
| Dark Stalkers 3 | 50 | Disc and Manual, no back art |
| Rival Schools | 130 | Complete in Box |
| Silent Hill | 105 | Loose disc, Greatest Hits |
| Valkyrie Profile | 325 | Discs and Case, no manual |
| World of Dragon Warrior Torneko The Last Hope | 90 | Loose |
| Xenogears | 150 | Complete in Box |
| PS2 | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Avatar The Last Airbender | 10 | Disc and Case |
| Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance | 17 | Complete in Box; Greatest Hits |
| Bully | 15 | Greatest Hits, game & artwork |
| Burnout 3 Takedown | 11 | Complete, Water Damage on back cover art |
| Burnout Dominator | 9 | Case and Disc, Disc has superficial scratches but still boots |
| Castlevania Curse of Darkness | 60 | Loose, Disc has light scratching |
| Crash Bandicoot The Wrath of Cortex | 10 | Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case |
| Dragon Ball Z Budokai | 11 | Complete in Box |
| Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi | 15 | Complete in Box; Greatest Hits |
| Final Fantasy X | 6 | Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case |
| Final Fantasy X-2 | 6 | Complete; Greatest Hits |
| Haunting Ground | 300 | Complete in Box, Water Damage on art and manual |
| Killzone | 15 | Complete in Box |
| Grand Theft Auto Vice City | 10 | Disc, Case, Poster, No Manual |
| .Hack Quaratine | 300 | Discs and Case, no manual |
| Marvel vs Capcom 2 | 60 | Cracked Disc, won't boot for me. Comes with case, no manual |
| Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty | 10 | Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case |
| Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2 | 10 | Disc and Case |
| Need for Speed Underground | 10 | Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case |
| Need for Speed Underground 2 | 24 | Complete in Box |
| Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2 | 10 | Greatest Hits, Used, Disc and Case |
| Resident Evil Dead Aim | 50 | Game and Case, No manual |
| Scarface | 40 | Complete; Greatest Hits |
| Simpsons Road Rage | 15 | Loose, Greatest Hits |
| Valkyrie Profile 2 | 40 | Complete In Box, some wear on the artwork and manual |
| Tekken Tag Tournament | 10 | Disc and Case, Greatest Hits, Full side Movie Gallery sticker on DVD face |
| PS3 | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Sports Champions | 10 | Complete in Box |
| PS4 | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| APEX Construct | 15 | Sealed |
| Gravity Rush Remastered | 60 | Loose |
| J-Stars Victory VS+ | 30 | Loose |
| SteamWorld Dig 2 | 20 | Sealed |
| PS5 | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Battlefield 2042 | 20 | Complete in Box |
| Final Fantasy VII Rebirth Deluxe Eiditon | 150 | Sealed |
| XBOX One | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Watchdogs | 15 | Sealed |
| Consoles | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Monster Hunter Rise Edition Switch | 420 | New in Box (No game code) |
| Oculus Quest 1 | 180 | Complete in Box |
| Playstation 2 w/FreeMcBoot | 80 | Original PS2 "Fat" system. Won't read PS1 or blue PS2 discs. Laser could be ready to go bad, or just need re-alignment. Comes with a Yellow PS2 Memory Card that has FreeMcBoot on it. Free McBoot will allow you to to play games off of a hard drive if desired. No cords/controllers included. |
| Pokemon Scarlet/Violet Edition OLED Switch | 400 | New In Box |
| SNES Jr. | 120 | Includes Deck, RF Coax Cable, Third Party AC Adapter, and Third Party Controller. Small crack on the corner. |
| Splatoon 3 Edition OLED Switch | 400 | New In Box |
| Controllers | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| FortniteWildcat Joy-Con Set | 120 | Comes from the Fortnite Edition Console, never used |
| Joy-Con Grip | 8 | Bagged/Unused - Came with console |
| Oculus Quest 1/Rift S Left Controller | 115 | Used but very good condition. Comes with silicon case |
| Oculus Quest 1/Rift S Right Controller | 115 | Used but very good condition. Comes with silicon case |
| Platinum Gamecube Controller | 20 | Third Party, no nintendo logo, wired, good condition |
| Joy-Con (Left/Gray) | 35 | Good, no drift |
| Joy-Con (Right/Neon Red) | 35 | Good, no drift, Factory refurbished |
| SNES Controller | 10 | Third Party, no nintendo logo |
| SPIN Z WiiU Pro Controller | 25 | Black, Near Mint |
| Misc. | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Chocobo White Mage Plush | 20 | Good |
| Chocobo Mystery Dungeon Everybuddy Pin | 5 | Thief costume |
| Chocobo's Dungeon Card Game Monsters Expansion Pack | 25 | Sealed |
| Black MagicGate 8MB PS2 Memory Card | 20 | Has Free McBoot loaded onto the card |
| Yellow Nyko MagicGate 8MB PS2 Memory Card | 20 | Has Free McBoot loaded onto the card |
| The Art of Splatoon 2 | 300 | Sealed |
| Mario Kart 8 Target Pre-Order Keychain | 10 | Sealed. Cut in the film. |
| Nintendo Switch AC Adapter | 20 | Gently used |
| Nintendo 64 Memory Jumper Pack | 20 | OEM/Authentic Regular Pack, not to be confused with the expansion |
| Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Pre-Order Coin | 15 | Sealed |
| Breath of the Wild Sheikah Coin | 25 | From BotW Special Edition, Good condition |
| Pokken Art Cel Pre-Order Bonus | 7 | Sealed |
| Blastoise New 3DS Plates | 200 | Plates are mint and unused |
| Nintendo 3DS Stand | 30 | OEM, Came with Kid Icarus Uprising |
| Kid Icarus Uprising Players Guide (Imported from Japan, no AR cards) | 30 | Shows a little wear |
| Kid Icarus AR Card Set (205/404) | 600 | Contains 249/402 different North American (AKDE) cards, no duplicates. An itemized list can be provided upon request. |
| Kid Icarus AR - Pit Rally Cry Sealed Pack | 20 | Sealed pack of cards that contains AKDE-403,014,086 |
| Shantae Risky's Revenge 2 LP Soundtrack Vinyl | 55 | Sealed |
| Super Mario Wonder Framed Art Print | 25 | Comes from Best Buy, Sealed |
| Tears of the Kingdom Pin Set (The Legend of Zelda) | 20 | From the TotK Collector's Edition. Mint |
| Tears of the Kingdom Art Book (The Legend of Zelda) | 65 | From the TotK Collector's Edition. Mint |
| Tears of the Kingdom Poster (The Legend of Zelda) | 20 | From the TotK Collector's Edition. Mint |
| Portal 2 Wheatley LED Flashlight | 120 | Sealed |
| Cases/Boxes/Inserts | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Chrono Trigger Manual | 100 | SNES, Slight Wear |
| Chrono Trigger Orange Border Map | 80 | Slight Water Damage, 2 Pin holes in the folds, frame optional |
| Chrono Trigger Green Border Map | 80 | Slight Water Damage |
| Disgaea 1 Rosen Queen Edition | 150 | Everything but the game |
| Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi | 5 | Greatest Hits Artwork |
| Shantae Slip Cover | 100 | Limited Run Nintendo Switch 5 Game Slip cover with protector |
| Burnout Revenge | 5 | PS2 case and manual |
| Doom Eternal Steelbook | 15 | PS4 Sealed, no game |
| Dot Hack (.HACK) Infection | 20 | PS2 case and manual |
| Dot Hack (.HACK) Mutation | 20 | Empty Case only |
| Dot Hack (.HACK) Outbreak | 30 | PS2 case and manual |
| Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkaichi | 10 | PS2 Greatest Hits Case Only, damaged clips but artwork is in good shape |
| The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Collector's Edition | 100 | Includes everything but the game |
| Metroid Dread Special Edition | 5 | Box only, damaged from shipping |
| God of War Chains of Olympus | 15 | Case and Manual Only |
| Gran Turismo 3 A-spec | 5 | PS2 case only, 'Not For Sale' version |
| Super Smash Bros Ultimate Nintendo Switch ConsoleBox Only | 90 | Empty Box, good condition |
| Animal Crossing Nintendo Switch Console Box Only | 20 | Empty Box, good condition |
| Pokemon Dialga & Palkia Switch Lite Box Only | 30 | Empty Box, good condition |
| Rival Schools Front Artwork | 25 | Just the front artwork |
| Fortnite Nintendo Switch Console Box Only | 20 | Empty Box, good condition |
| The Witcher III Wild Hunt | 20 | Empty Case, good condition |
| Tears of the Kingdom Steelbook (The Legend of Zelda) | 30 | From the TotK Collector's Edition. Empty Case, Mint |
| Witch's Wish Box | 50 | Empty Box, good condition |
| Freebies | Price | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| Playstation 2 IDE Connector | Free with purchase | Upgraded my HD Adapter to SATA, these are the old/leftover connectors. |
| Nintendo Switch Cart Caddy | Free with purchase | 3D Printed. Holds 16 carts. Can connect to an OEM dock. |
| Yoshi Mario Kart Keychain | Free with purchase | Good |
| Small Jotaro Kujo Figure | Free with purchase | 3D Printed. From Jojo's Bizarre Adventure All-Star Battle-R |
| Large Jotaro Kujo Figure | Free with purchase | 3D Printed. From Jojo's Bizarre Adventure All-Star Battle-R |
| 2 Cartridge DS Travel Case | Free with purchase | 2 Cartridge DS Travel Case |
| 4 Cartridge DS Travel Case | Free with purchase | 4 Cartridge DS Travel Case |
| Wonderswan Display Stand | Free with purchase | 3D Printed. Does not fit Wonderswan Crystal |
| Lavos Figure | Free with purchase | 3D printed in PLA Wood Filament. Not my model, found on thingiverse. |
2024.06.04 10:39 Edwardthecrazyman Hiraeth Muramasa
She was round, heavy, soft, naked, and lay in a single size bed; the glow of the monitor was the only thing that lit the dark room—there were no windows and a single overhead vent circulated fresh air through the little bedroom. The young woman lifted her arms, so they stood out from her shoulders like two sticks directly towards the ceiling vent; she squinched her face as she extended her arms out and a singular loud pop resonated from her left elbow. Though she lingered in bed and yawned and tossed the yellowy sheets around, so they twisted around her legs ropelike, she’d not just awoken; Pixie remained conscious the entire night. Her stringy unwashed hair—shoulder length—clumped around her head in tangles. Pixie reached out for the metallic nightstand and in reaching blindly while she yawned again, her fingers traced the flat surface of the wall. She angled up and the sheets fell from around her bare midsection.
Hairs knottily protested, snagging as the brush passed over her head. Pixie returned to her back with a flop, continued to hold the brush handle in her left fist, stared absently at the ceiling vent; a light breeze passed through the room, a draft created by the vent and the miniscule space at the base of the door on the wall by the foot of the bed. Her eyes traced the outline of the closed door; the whole place was ghostly with only the light of the monitor as it flickered muted cartoons—the screen was mounted to the high corner adjacent the door and its colored lights occasionally illuminated far peripheries of the space.
Poor paper was tacked around open spaces of the walls with poorer imitations of manga stylings. Bulbously oblong-eyed characters stared down at her from all angles. Spaces not filled by those doodles were pictures, paintings, still images of Japanese iconography: bonsai, samurai, Shinto temples, yokai, so on, so on.
Pixie chewed her bottom lip, nibbled the skin she’d torn from there. The monitor’s screen displayed deep, colorful anime.
“Kohai, Noise on,” she said.
The monitor beeped once in response then its small speaker filled the room with jazz-funk-blues.
“Three, two, one,” Pixie whispered in unison with the words which spilled from the speaker.
Being twenty years old, she was limber enough to contort her upper half from the bed, hang from its edge so the edge held at her lower back; she wobbled up and down until she heard a series of cracks resonate. Pixie groaned in satisfaction and returned properly onto the bed.
The monitor, in its low left corner showed: 6:47. Pixie sighed.
As if by sudden possession, she launched from the mattress onto the little space afforded to the open floor and stood there and untangled herself from where the sheets had coiled around her legs. She then squatted by the bed, rear pressed against the nightstand, and withdrew a drawer from under her bed. Stowed there were a series of clothing items and she dressed herself in eccentric blue, flowy pants with an inner cord belt. For her top, she donned a worn and thinly translucent stained white t-shirt. By the door, beneath the monitor on the floor were a pair of slide-on leather shoes and she stepped into them.
Pixie whipped open the door and slammed her cheek to the threshold’s frame to speak to the monitor. “Kohai, off.”
The room went totally dark as she gently shut and locked the door.
She stood in a narrow, white-painted brick hallway with electric sconces lining the walls, each of those urine-yellow lights coated the white walls in their glow; Pixie’s own personal pallor took on the lights’ hue.
With her thumbs hooked onto the pockets of her pants, she moseyed without hurry down the hall towards a zippering staircase; there were floors above and floors below and she took the series leading down until she met the place where there were no more stairs to take.
The lobby of the structure was not so much that, but more of a thoroughfare with an entryway both to the left and the right; green leaves overhung terracotta dirt beds pressed along the walls. Pixie’s feet carried her faster while she angled her right shoulder out.
Natural warmth splintered into the lobby’s scene as she slammed into the rightward exit and began onto the lightly metropolitan street, bricked, worn, crumbling. Wet hot air sent the looser hairs spidering outward from her crown while lorries thrummed by on the parallel roadway; the sidewalk Pixie stomped along carried few other passersby and when she passed a well-postured man going the opposite way on her side of the street, he stopped, twisted, and called after, “Nice wagon.”
There was no response at all from Pixie, not a single eye blink that might have determined whether she heard what he’d said at all. The man let go of a quick, “Pfft,” before pivoting to go in the direction he’d initially set out for.
Tall Tucson congestion was all around her, Valencia Street’s food vendors resurrected for the day and butters or lards struck grill flats or pans and were shortly followed by batters and eggs and pig cuts—chorizo spice filled the air. Aromatics filled the southernmost line of the street where there were long open plots of earth—this was where a series of stalls gathered haphazardly. The box roofs of the stalls stood in the foreground of the entryway signs which directed towards the municipal superstructure. The noise swelled too—there were shouts, homeless dogs that cruised between the ramshackle stalls; a tabby languished in the sun atop a griddle hut and the dogs barked after it and the tabby paid no mind as it stretched its belly out for the sky. Morning commuters, walkers, gathered to their places and stood in queues or sat among the red earth or took to stools if they were offered by the vendors. Those that took food dispersed with haste, checking tablets or watches or they simply glanced at the sky for answers.
Sun shafts played between the heavy morning clouds that passed over, gray and drab, and there were moments of great heat then great relief then mugginess; it signaled likely rain.
At an intersection where old corroded chain-link fencing ran the length of the southern route with signs warning of trespass, she took Plumer Avenue north and kept her eyes averted to the hewn brick ground beneath her feet. Pixie lifted her nose, sniffed, stuffed her fists into her pockets then continued looking at her own moving feet.
Among the rows of crowded apartments which lined either side of Plumer, there were alleyway vendors—brisk rude people which called out to those that passed in hopes of trade; many of the goods offered were needless hand-made ornaments and the like. Strand bead bracelets dangled from fingers in display and were insistently shown off while artisans cried out prices while children’s tops spun in shoebox sized arenas while corn-husk cigarettes were sold by the pack. It was all noise everywhere.
A few vendors yelled after Pixie, but she ignored them and kept going; the salespeople then shifted their attention to whoever their eyes fell on next—someone with a better response. Plumer Avenue was packed tighter as more commuters gathered to the avenues and ran across the center road at seemingly random intervals—those that drove lorries and battery wagons protested those street crossers with wild abandon; the traffic that existed crept through the narrow route. People ran like water around the tall black light box posts or the narrow and government tended mesquite trunks.
It sprinkled rain; Pixie crossed her arms across her chest and continued walking. The rain caused a mild haze across the scene—Pixie scrunched her nose and quickened her pace.
She came to where she intended, and the crowd continued with its rush, but she froze there in front of a grimy windowed storefront—the welded sign overhead read: Odds N’ Ends. Standing beside the storefront’s door was a towering fellow. The pink and dew-eyed man danced and smiled and there was no music; his shoeless calloused heels ground and twisted into the bricks like he intended to create depressions in the ground there. Rainwater beaded and was cradled in his mess of hair. He offered a flash of jazz hands then continued his twisty groove. Though the man hushed words to himself, they were swallowed by the ruckus of the commuters around him.
Pixie pressed into the door, caught the man’s eyes, and he grinned broader, Hello! he called.
She responded with an apologetic nod and stretched a flat smile without teeth.
Standing on the interior mat, the door slammed behind her, and she traced the large, high-ceiling interior.
To the right, towering shelves of outdated preserves and books and smokes and incenses and dead crystals created thin pathways; to the left was a counter, a register, and an old, wrinkled woman with a fat gray bun coiled atop her head—she kept a thin yarn shawl over her shoulders. The old woman sat in a high-backed stool behind the register, examined a hardback paper book splayed adjacent the register; she traced her fingers along the sentences while she whispered to herself. Upon finally noticing Pixie standing by the door, the woman came hurriedly from around the backside of the counter, arms up in a fury, “You’re late, Joan,” said the old woman; her eyes darted to the analog dial which hung by the storefront, “Not by much, but still.” Standing alongside one another, the old woman seemed rather short. “You’re soaked—look at you, dripping all over the floor.”
Pixie nodded but refrained from looking the woman in the eye.
“Oh,” the old woman flapped her flattened hand across her own face while coughing, “When did you last wash?” She grabbed onto Pixie’s shoulders, angled the younger woman back so that she could stare into her face. “Look at your eyes—you haven’t been sleeping at all, Joan. What will we do with you? What am I going to do with you?” Then the old woman froze. “Pixie,” she nodded, clawed a single index finger, and tapped the crooked appendage to her temple, “I forget.”
“It’s alright,” whispered Pixie.
The old woman’s nature softened for a moment, her shoulders slanted away from her throat, and she shuffled to return to her post behind the counter. “Anyway, the deliveryman from the res came by and dropped off that shipment, just like I told you he would. They’re in the back. Could you bring them out and help me put them up? I tried a few of them, but the boxes are quite heavy, and it’s worn my back out already.” The old woman offered a meager grin, exposing her missing front teeth. She turned her attention to the book on the counter, lifted it up so it was more like a miniscule cubicle screen—the title read: Your Psychic Powers and How to Develop Them.
Pixie set to the task; the stockroom was overflowing even more so with trinkets—a barrel of mannequin arms overhung from a shelf by the ceiling, covered in dust—dull hanging solitary light bulbs dotted the stockroom’s ceiling and kept the place dark and moldy, save those spotlights. The fresh boxes sat along the rear of the building, where little light was. Twelve in total, the boxes sat and said nothing, and Pixie said nothing to the boxes. The woman took a pocketknife to the metal stitches which kept them closed. Though the proprietor of Odds N’ Ends said she’d tried her hand at the boxes already, there was no sign of her interference.
The first box contained dead multi-colored hair and the stuff stood plumelike from the mouth of the container; Pixie gave it a shake and watched the strands shift around. This unsettled but was not entirely unpleasant; the unpleasantness followed when she grabbed a fistful of hair only to realize she’d brought up a series of dried scalps which clicked together—hard leather on hard leather. Pixie gagged, dropped the scalps where they’d come from, shook her hands wildly, then placed that box to the ground and shifted it away with her foot.
The next contained a full layer of straw and she hesitantly brushed her hand across the top to uncover glass jars—dark browned liquids. Falsely claimed tinctures.
Curiously, she tilted her head at the next box, it was of a different color and shape than the rest. Green and Rectangular. And further aged too. Pixie sucked in a gulp of air, picked at the stitching of the box with her knife then peered inside. Like the previous box, it was full of straw and with more confidence, she pawed it away. She stumbled backwards from the box, hissing, and brought her finger up to her face. A thin trail of blood trickled by the index fingernail of her right hand; she jammed the finger in her mouth and moved to the box again. Carefully, she removed the object by one end. In the dim light, she held a long-handled, well curved tachi sword; the shine of the blade remained pristine. It was ancient and deceiving.
“Oh,” said Pixie around the index finger in her mouth, “It’s a katana.”
She moved underneath one of the spotlights of the stockroom, held it vertically over herself in the glare, traced her eyes along the beautifully corded black handle. As she twisted the blade in the air, it caught the light and she seemed stricken dumb. She withdrew her finger from her mouth, held the thing out in front of her chest with both hands, put her eyes along the water-wave edge. Her tongue tip squeezed from the corner of her mouth while she was frozen with the sword.
In a dash, she held the thing casually and returned to the box. She rummaged within and came up with the scabbard. The weapon easily clicked safely inside. “Pretty cool,” she said.
The other boxes held nothing quite so inspiring as a sword nor anything as morbid as dead scalps. There were decapitated shaved baby-doll heads lining the interior slots of plastic egg cartons, and more fake tonics, and tarot cards, and cigarettes, and a few unmarked media cartridges—both assortments of videos and music were represented in their designs. Pixie spent no time whatsoever ogling any of the other objects; her attention remained with the sword which she kept in her hand as she sallied through the boxes. Between opening every new box, she took a long break to unsheathe the sword and play-fight the air without poise—even so the tachi was alive spoke windily.
“Quit lollygagging,” said the old woman; she stood in the doorway to the stockroom, shook her head, “Is this what you’ve been doing all morning? How are we supposed to get the new merchandise on the shelves—including that sword—if you won’t stop playing around?”
Pixie’s voice cracked, “How much is it?”
The old woman balked, “The sword?”
“Yeah.”
“It’s a display piece. We put it in the window to draw in potential customers, of course. It’s too expensive to keep them in stock. I don’t even know where a person could find a continuous stock of them, but if we can put it in the window, perhaps clientele will come in, ask about it, then shop a bit—it’s not something you can sell; it’s an investment.” The old woman, slow as she was, steadied across the stockroom and met Pixie there by the boxes, placed her hand on the open containers, briefly glanced into the nearest one, and smiled. “It’d take you a lifetime to pay back if you wanted a sword like that anyway. Now,” The old woman placed a hand on Pixie’s shoulder, “Put it away. There’s a strange man outside and I need your help shooing him away. He’s likely scared away potential customers already.”
The two of them, tachi returned to its place, went to the front of the store; it was ghostly quiet save their footfalls—the customers that did stop into the store hardly ever stopped in more than the once; it was a place of oddities, strangeness, novelty. The things they sold most of were the packaged cigarettes from the res. No one cared enough for magic or fortune telling. Still, the old woman carried on, like she did often, about the principals for running a business. Pixie carried no principals—none could be found—so the young woman nodded along with anything the old woman said while staring off.
On the approach to the storefront, the man from before could be seen and his dance had not slowed—if anything his movements had only become further enamored with dance. His elbows swung wildly, he spun like a ballerina, he kicked his feet against the brick sideway and did not flinch at the pain of it.
“There he is,” said the old woman, “He’s acting crazy as hell. Look at him go.” He went. “If I wasn’t certain he was as crazy as a deck with five suits, I’d ask if he wanted to bark for me—you know, draw in a crowd.” She shook her head. “Don’t know why people like him can’t just go to the airport. There are handouts there. Anyway, I need to get back to it myself. As do you,” she directed this at Pixie; although Pixie towered over the woman in terms of physicality, the older woman rose on her tiptoes, pinched the younger woman’s soft bicep hard, whispered, “Get that bastard off my stoop, understand?”
Again, the old woman’s face softened, and she left Pixie standing there on the front door’s interior mat. The crone returned to her place behind the counter, nestled onto the stool like a bird finding comfort, then craned her neck far down so her nose nearly touched the book page; her eyes followed her finger across the lines.
Pixie’s chest swelled and then went small as the sigh escaped her; her shoulders hung in front of her, and she briskly pushed outside.
The rain had gone, but the smell remained; across the street, where the morning’s foot congestion decreased, a series of blue-coated builders could be spied hoisting materials—metal framing and brick—via scaffolding with a series of pulleys. For a moment, Pixie stared across the street and watched the men work and shout at one another; a lorry passed by, broke her eyeline and she was suddenly confronted by the dancing man who pivoted several times in a semicircle around where she stood. Far, far off, birds called. Fuel fog stunk the air.
Move, said the dancing man. Initially it seemed a rude command, but upon catching his rain-wetted face, it was obvious that his will was not one of malice, but of love and peace and cosmic splendor. It does not matter how you move, but you must move! It was an offer. Not a command. Or so it seemed.
The man rolled his neck and flicked his head around and the jewels which beaded there glowed around him for a blink as they were cast off.
You’ve been sent to send me away, yeah? asked the man.
“That’s right,” said Pixie.
But it’s not because you wish it?
“I couldn’t care if you stood out here all day.” Pixie bit her lip, chewed enough that a trickle of blood touched her tongue; her eyes swept across the street again and focused on the builders. “The fewer customers we have, the less I need to speak.”
The man froze in his dance then suddenly his stature slumped. He nodded. I’ll go. As you must. You must too, yeah?
“Go? Go where?”
You know.
She did.
The man left and Pixie remained on the street by herself; the rabble which passed her by were few and she stared at her own two feet, at the space between them, at the cracks, and she sighed. She jerked her head back, saw the sky was still deep ocean blue—more rain but nothing so sinister as a storm.
“Go?” she asked the sky.
She reentered the store.
After stocking the newest shipment, the rest of the day was as mundane as the others which Pixie spent within Odds N’ Ends; few patrons stopped in—mostly to ogle—it was a place of spectacle more than a place of business. Whenever folks came, the old woman would call for Pixie without looking up from her book; normally the younger woman dusted or rearranged the things on the shelves as the old woman liked them and was often away from the counter. Pixie tried to answer questions about the shaved doll heads, the crystals arranged upon velvet mats, the tinctures, the stuffed bear head high on the wall. After some terrible conversation, they went to the counter and bought cigarettes or nothing at all and the old woman would complain at Pixie about her poor salesmanship after the patrons were gone.
The tachi was put there on a broad table, directly in front of the storefront window and Pixie froze often in her work, longingly examined the thing from afar, and snapped from her maladaptation; frequently she chastised herself in barely audible mutters. The old woman had Pixie scrub the pane of the window in front of where the sword sat, and the young woman traced her hand across the handle and delicately thumbed the length of the plain scabbard.
It was a job; this was a thing which people did so they may go on living. Come the middle of the shift—Pixie yawned, it was not due to overexertion, it was more due to her poor sleeping habits. This day was no different in this regard.
“I wish you’d keep it to yourself,” the old woman said, and then she cupped a hand over her own mouth and her eyes went teary, “God, now look at me and see what you’ve done!” The old woman shook the tiredness away. “Bah! There’s still some daylight left!”
“We haven’t had anyone in for the past hour,” said Pixie, staring up at the analog dial on the wall.
The old woman’s scowl was fierce. “Mhm, I’m sure you’re waiting for the death call.” She too looked at the clock on the wall and sighed loudly. “Alright. Pack it up! Better the death call of the store than my own.” She fanned her face with a flat palm and yawned again.
Pixie left the place; the old woman locked the storefront from within. It began to rain again; it seemed the weather understood it was quitting time.
The young woman cupped her elbows and walked home in the rain. Other commuters passed with umbrellas and others, like Pixie, ran through the puddles gathered on the ground. Rain was infrequent but this was not so in the summer and Pixie never protested it. It cooled the ground, thickened the air, and darkened the sky. A car passed on the street, but it was mostly lorries or battery wagons. Personal vehicles were as rare as the rain and Pixie watched after the car; it was a short, rounded thing—its metal cosmetics were warped, and it couldn’t have carried more than two people within.
No vendors were there on the way, no men to call after her—no other people either. The sky grew darker yet and though it was still relatively early, it seemed to grow as black as nighttime without stars.
Pixie’s apartment was there, dark, solitary, same. She shut her door, locked it with her inside, undressed completely and dropped her clothes to the little floor there was and huffed as she planked across the mattress; the bedframe protested. “It smells bad in here,” she spoke into the pillow. The words were nothing. In the blackness of the room, she was nothing. It was a void, a capsule, a tomb. She was still wet and smelled like a dog.
The monitor in the corner came alive at her salutation and she snored sporadically in the electric glow of the screen.
Upon waking in the black hours of the morning, Pixie rubbed her eyes, cupped her forearms to her stomach; her midsection growled, and she tentatively reached to the bedside table and removed a bag of dried cactus pears. She nibbled at the end of one and in arching was cut blue and archaically shaped in the stilled light of the monitor’s idle screen. Pixie popped the entire rest of the cactus pear into her mouth, chewed noisily and vaguely stared into the empty corner of the room beneath the monitor.
After silent deliberation, Pixie crept through the night clothed in dark layers and went the back way through Odds N’ Ends. She absconded with the tachi, taking only a moment with the sword by the white windowlight where she carefully examined the thing again. The young woman was beguiled and went from the place the same way she came.
The brick streets resounded with her footfalls as her excited gait carried her home.
She packed light, slung the sword to her hip with a cloth braid—once it was there in its place, she used the thumb of her left hand to nudge the meager guard, so the blade came free from its sheath before she casually clicked it back to where it went. Pixie chuckled, shook with a frightening spasm dance then froze before patting the tachi lightly.
***
Two men stood along a shallow desert ridge; each of them was Apache descended.
Peridot Mesa was covered in poppies, curled horrendous things; once they’d been as precious as the peridot gems themselves, but as the two men stood there, overlooking the ridge, the poppies were browned, sickly, and as twisted as hog phalluses. Among the dying field were chicory and dead fallen-over cacti. The super blossoms were long over and had been for generations.
One man spat in the dirt, tilted his straw hat across his eyes to avert the heavy setting sun; he hoisted his jeans, asked, “You sure?”
The other man, older, lightly bearded, nodded and kept his own head covered with a yellow bucket hat and cradled his bolt-action rifle with the comfortability of an ex-soldier. “Yeah, c’mon Tweep.” He staggered over the edge of the ridge and slid across the dry earth while tilting backwards so his boots went like skis. With some assistance from his partner, he was able to reach flat ground without going over and the two men searched the ground while they continued walking. “Need to find her fast.”
Tweep, the younger man, spat again.
“Nasty habit.”
“Leave it, Taz.”
Taz shrugged and absently tugged on the string which looped the bucket hat loosely around his collar.
“How long?” asked Tweep.
“Serena said she blew through town only three days ago. Said she was coming this way.”
“She came looking for Chupacabra demons?”
“Huh?” asked Taz.
“That’s what that silly girl came out here for, yeah?”
“I guess. Let’s find her before dark, alright?”
“Sure,” said Tweep, “I just don’t know why she’d go looking for them.”
“Who knows? I don’t care enough to know. Not really.” The older man shook his head. “City people come out here, poke the wildlife—they make jokes about the mystics. I know you’ve seen it. Serena said the girl had the doe-eyed look of someone fresh out of Pheonix maybe. Who knows what she’s come here for?” There was a pause and only their footfalls sounded across the loose dry soil. “Dammit!” said the older man, “You’ve got me rambling. Let’s find the body already. Preferably before it gets much darker.”
“You think she’s dead then?”
Taz grimaced and then he spat. “What do you think?”
“I don’t know, sir, why don’t you tell me what to think? I’m starting to think you only dragged me out here to help you carry anything you find valuable.”
Taz shook his head, shrugged. “Smart mouth.” They continued across the mesa, kicking poppies, shifting earth that hadn’t been touched by humans since the first deluge; it wouldn’t be touched by humans for another thousand after the second deluge—that was some time away yet.
“I see her.” Tweep rushed ahead.
Among a rockier set of alcoves, a white, stained blouse hung on a tumbleweed caught among groupings of stones.
“It’s her shirt,” said Tweep, going swiftly ahead.
The younger man leapt atop the stones and looked down a circular nest where the dirt was dug craterlike; destroyed tumbleweeds and splintered bone-corpses littered the nest.
Taz caught his comrade, readied the rifle at the nest.
Strewn across the ground were no less than three full grown Chupacabras, slain; one lay unmoving and decapitated while another’s intestines steamed in the heat. The third clung to life and kicked its rear legs helplessly. Pixie stood among the gore, shirtless; the tachi gleamed in her glowing fists.
“Holy shit!” said Taz; he lowered the rifle and followed Tweep into the nest. The two men kicked the rubbish from their way and approached the young woman with timidness. “You alright?”
Pixie ran the flat of the blade across her pantleg to remove the sparkling blood, inspected the thing and wiped it again before returning the sword to where it went. Leaking bite wounds covered the length of her forearms, and her eyes went far and tired.
Tweep watched the woman, chewed his lip. “You’re possessed! You can’t just kill them like that! Nobody could kill Chupacabra so easily. With your hands?” He tipped his straw hat back, so it fell to his shoulders and hung by the string on his throat.
Pixie shook her head. “It wasn’t with my hands.”
The woman wavered past the men, climbed the short perch where her blouse had gone; she held the shirt to the sky—the material floated out from her fingers as torn rags. She let go of the blouse and it carried on the wind.
Taz approached the only Chupacabra of the nest that remained alive. The creature groaned; the wound which immobilized it had partially severed its spine and the creature’s movements may have been from expelled death energy rather than any conscious effort—the upturned eye of it while it lay on its side seemed to show fear. Its body was mangy, and just as well as naked dark skin shone, so too did fur grow long and sporadic across its torso; short whiskers jutted out from its snout. Chitin shining scales covered the creature’s rear haunches while its tail remained rat naked. Taz shot the thing in the head, and it stopped moving.
The woman fell onto the rocks where the men had come over the den. She sat and examined the wounds on her arms then she turned her attention to the men which had gathered by her. “Do either of you have a spare shirt?”
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Hairs knottily protested, snagging as the brush passed over her head. Pixie returned to her back with a flop, continued to hold the brush handle in her left fist, stared absently at the ceiling vent; a light breeze passed through the room, a draft created by the vent and the miniscule space at the base of the door on the wall by the foot of the bed. Her eyes traced the outline of the closed door; the whole place was ghostly with only the light of the monitor as it flickered muted cartoons—the screen was mounted to the high corner adjacent the door and its colored lights occasionally illuminated far peripheries of the space.
Poor paper was tacked around open spaces of the walls with poorer imitations of manga stylings. Bulbously oblong-eyed characters stared down at her from all angles. Spaces not filled by those doodles were pictures, paintings, still images of Japanese iconography: bonsai, samurai, Shinto temples, yokai, so on, so on.
Pixie chewed her bottom lip, nibbled the skin she’d torn from there. The monitor’s screen displayed deep, colorful anime.
“Kohai, Noise on,” she said.
The monitor beeped once in response then its small speaker filled the room with jazz-funk-blues.
“Three, two, one,” Pixie whispered in unison with the words which spilled from the speaker.
Being twenty years old, she was limber enough to contort her upper half from the bed, hang from its edge so the edge held at her lower back; she wobbled up and down until she heard a series of cracks resonate. Pixie groaned in satisfaction and returned properly onto the bed.
The monitor, in its low left corner showed: 6:47. Pixie sighed.
As if by sudden possession, she launched from the mattress onto the little space afforded to the open floor and stood there and untangled herself from where the sheets had coiled around her legs. She then squatted by the bed, rear pressed against the nightstand, and withdrew a drawer from under her bed. Stowed there were a series of clothing items and she dressed herself in eccentric blue, flowy pants with an inner cord belt. For her top, she donned a worn and thinly translucent stained white t-shirt. By the door, beneath the monitor on the floor were a pair of slide-on leather shoes and she stepped into them.
Pixie whipped open the door and slammed her cheek to the threshold’s frame to speak to the monitor. “Kohai, off.”
The room went totally dark as she gently shut and locked the door.
She stood in a narrow, white-painted brick hallway with electric sconces lining the walls, each of those urine-yellow lights coated the white walls in their glow; Pixie’s own personal pallor took on the lights’ hue.
With her thumbs hooked onto the pockets of her pants, she moseyed without hurry down the hall towards a zippering staircase; there were floors above and floors below and she took the series leading down until she met the place where there were no more stairs to take.
The lobby of the structure was not so much that, but more of a thoroughfare with an entryway both to the left and the right; green leaves overhung terracotta dirt beds pressed along the walls. Pixie’s feet carried her faster while she angled her right shoulder out.
Natural warmth splintered into the lobby’s scene as she slammed into the rightward exit and began onto the lightly metropolitan street, bricked, worn, crumbling. Wet hot air sent the looser hairs spidering outward from her crown while lorries thrummed by on the parallel roadway; the sidewalk Pixie stomped along carried few other passersby and when she passed a well-postured man going the opposite way on her side of the street, he stopped, twisted, and called after, “Nice wagon.”
There was no response at all from Pixie, not a single eye blink that might have determined whether she heard what he’d said at all. The man let go of a quick, “Pfft,” before pivoting to go in the direction he’d initially set out for.
Tall Tucson congestion was all around her, Valencia Street’s food vendors resurrected for the day and butters or lards struck grill flats or pans and were shortly followed by batters and eggs and pig cuts—chorizo spice filled the air. Aromatics filled the southernmost line of the street where there were long open plots of earth—this was where a series of stalls gathered haphazardly. The box roofs of the stalls stood in the foreground of the entryway signs which directed towards the municipal superstructure. The noise swelled too—there were shouts, homeless dogs that cruised between the ramshackle stalls; a tabby languished in the sun atop a griddle hut and the dogs barked after it and the tabby paid no mind as it stretched its belly out for the sky. Morning commuters, walkers, gathered to their places and stood in queues or sat among the red earth or took to stools if they were offered by the vendors. Those that took food dispersed with haste, checking tablets or watches or they simply glanced at the sky for answers.
Sun shafts played between the heavy morning clouds that passed over, gray and drab, and there were moments of great heat then great relief then mugginess; it signaled likely rain.
At an intersection where old corroded chain-link fencing ran the length of the southern route with signs warning of trespass, she took Plumer Avenue north and kept her eyes averted to the hewn brick ground beneath her feet. Pixie lifted her nose, sniffed, stuffed her fists into her pockets then continued looking at her own moving feet.
Among the rows of crowded apartments which lined either side of Plumer, there were alleyway vendors—brisk rude people which called out to those that passed in hopes of trade; many of the goods offered were needless hand-made ornaments and the like. Strand bead bracelets dangled from fingers in display and were insistently shown off while artisans cried out prices while children’s tops spun in shoebox sized arenas while corn-husk cigarettes were sold by the pack. It was all noise everywhere.
A few vendors yelled after Pixie, but she ignored them and kept going; the salespeople then shifted their attention to whoever their eyes fell on next—someone with a better response. Plumer Avenue was packed tighter as more commuters gathered to the avenues and ran across the center road at seemingly random intervals—those that drove lorries and battery wagons protested those street crossers with wild abandon; the traffic that existed crept through the narrow route. People ran like water around the tall black light box posts or the narrow and government tended mesquite trunks.
It sprinkled rain; Pixie crossed her arms across her chest and continued walking. The rain caused a mild haze across the scene—Pixie scrunched her nose and quickened her pace.
She came to where she intended, and the crowd continued with its rush, but she froze there in front of a grimy windowed storefront—the welded sign overhead read: Odds N’ Ends. Standing beside the storefront’s door was a towering fellow. The pink and dew-eyed man danced and smiled and there was no music; his shoeless calloused heels ground and twisted into the bricks like he intended to create depressions in the ground there. Rainwater beaded and was cradled in his mess of hair. He offered a flash of jazz hands then continued his twisty groove. Though the man hushed words to himself, they were swallowed by the ruckus of the commuters around him.
Pixie pressed into the door, caught the man’s eyes, and he grinned broader, Hello! he called.
She responded with an apologetic nod and stretched a flat smile without teeth.
Standing on the interior mat, the door slammed behind her, and she traced the large, high-ceiling interior.
To the right, towering shelves of outdated preserves and books and smokes and incenses and dead crystals created thin pathways; to the left was a counter, a register, and an old, wrinkled woman with a fat gray bun coiled atop her head—she kept a thin yarn shawl over her shoulders. The old woman sat in a high-backed stool behind the register, examined a hardback paper book splayed adjacent the register; she traced her fingers along the sentences while she whispered to herself. Upon finally noticing Pixie standing by the door, the woman came hurriedly from around the backside of the counter, arms up in a fury, “You’re late, Joan,” said the old woman; her eyes darted to the analog dial which hung by the storefront, “Not by much, but still.” Standing alongside one another, the old woman seemed rather short. “You’re soaked—look at you, dripping all over the floor.”
Pixie nodded but refrained from looking the woman in the eye.
“Oh,” the old woman flapped her flattened hand across her own face while coughing, “When did you last wash?” She grabbed onto Pixie’s shoulders, angled the younger woman back so that she could stare into her face. “Look at your eyes—you haven’t been sleeping at all, Joan. What will we do with you? What am I going to do with you?” Then the old woman froze. “Pixie,” she nodded, clawed a single index finger, and tapped the crooked appendage to her temple, “I forget.”
“It’s alright,” whispered Pixie.
The old woman’s nature softened for a moment, her shoulders slanted away from her throat, and she shuffled to return to her post behind the counter. “Anyway, the deliveryman from the res came by and dropped off that shipment, just like I told you he would. They’re in the back. Could you bring them out and help me put them up? I tried a few of them, but the boxes are quite heavy, and it’s worn my back out already.” The old woman offered a meager grin, exposing her missing front teeth. She turned her attention to the book on the counter, lifted it up so it was more like a miniscule cubicle screen—the title read: Your Psychic Powers and How to Develop Them.
Pixie set to the task; the stockroom was overflowing even more so with trinkets—a barrel of mannequin arms overhung from a shelf by the ceiling, covered in dust—dull hanging solitary light bulbs dotted the stockroom’s ceiling and kept the place dark and moldy, save those spotlights. The fresh boxes sat along the rear of the building, where little light was. Twelve in total, the boxes sat and said nothing, and Pixie said nothing to the boxes. The woman took a pocketknife to the metal stitches which kept them closed. Though the proprietor of Odds N’ Ends said she’d tried her hand at the boxes already, there was no sign of her interference.
The first box contained dead multi-colored hair and the stuff stood plumelike from the mouth of the container; Pixie gave it a shake and watched the strands shift around. This unsettled but was not entirely unpleasant; the unpleasantness followed when she grabbed a fistful of hair only to realize she’d brought up a series of dried scalps which clicked together—hard leather on hard leather. Pixie gagged, dropped the scalps where they’d come from, shook her hands wildly, then placed that box to the ground and shifted it away with her foot.
The next contained a full layer of straw and she hesitantly brushed her hand across the top to uncover glass jars—dark browned liquids. Falsely claimed tinctures.
Curiously, she tilted her head at the next box, it was of a different color and shape than the rest. Green and Rectangular. And further aged too. Pixie sucked in a gulp of air, picked at the stitching of the box with her knife then peered inside. Like the previous box, it was full of straw and with more confidence, she pawed it away. She stumbled backwards from the box, hissing, and brought her finger up to her face. A thin trail of blood trickled by the index fingernail of her right hand; she jammed the finger in her mouth and moved to the box again. Carefully, she removed the object by one end. In the dim light, she held a long-handled, well curved tachi sword; the shine of the blade remained pristine. It was ancient and deceiving.
“Oh,” said Pixie around the index finger in her mouth, “It’s a katana.”
She moved underneath one of the spotlights of the stockroom, held it vertically over herself in the glare, traced her eyes along the beautifully corded black handle. As she twisted the blade in the air, it caught the light and she seemed stricken dumb. She withdrew her finger from her mouth, held the thing out in front of her chest with both hands, put her eyes along the water-wave edge. Her tongue tip squeezed from the corner of her mouth while she was frozen with the sword.
In a dash, she held the thing casually and returned to the box. She rummaged within and came up with the scabbard. The weapon easily clicked safely inside. “Pretty cool,” she said.
The other boxes held nothing quite so inspiring as a sword nor anything as morbid as dead scalps. There were decapitated shaved baby-doll heads lining the interior slots of plastic egg cartons, and more fake tonics, and tarot cards, and cigarettes, and a few unmarked media cartridges—both assortments of videos and music were represented in their designs. Pixie spent no time whatsoever ogling any of the other objects; her attention remained with the sword which she kept in her hand as she sallied through the boxes. Between opening every new box, she took a long break to unsheathe the sword and play-fight the air without poise—even so the tachi was alive spoke windily.
“Quit lollygagging,” said the old woman; she stood in the doorway to the stockroom, shook her head, “Is this what you’ve been doing all morning? How are we supposed to get the new merchandise on the shelves—including that sword—if you won’t stop playing around?”
Pixie’s voice cracked, “How much is it?”
The old woman balked, “The sword?”
“Yeah.”
“It’s a display piece. We put it in the window to draw in potential customers, of course. It’s too expensive to keep them in stock. I don’t even know where a person could find a continuous stock of them, but if we can put it in the window, perhaps clientele will come in, ask about it, then shop a bit—it’s not something you can sell; it’s an investment.” The old woman, slow as she was, steadied across the stockroom and met Pixie there by the boxes, placed her hand on the open containers, briefly glanced into the nearest one, and smiled. “It’d take you a lifetime to pay back if you wanted a sword like that anyway. Now,” The old woman placed a hand on Pixie’s shoulder, “Put it away. There’s a strange man outside and I need your help shooing him away. He’s likely scared away potential customers already.”
The two of them, tachi returned to its place, went to the front of the store; it was ghostly quiet save their footfalls—the customers that did stop into the store hardly ever stopped in more than the once; it was a place of oddities, strangeness, novelty. The things they sold most of were the packaged cigarettes from the res. No one cared enough for magic or fortune telling. Still, the old woman carried on, like she did often, about the principals for running a business. Pixie carried no principals—none could be found—so the young woman nodded along with anything the old woman said while staring off.
On the approach to the storefront, the man from before could be seen and his dance had not slowed—if anything his movements had only become further enamored with dance. His elbows swung wildly, he spun like a ballerina, he kicked his feet against the brick sideway and did not flinch at the pain of it.
“There he is,” said the old woman, “He’s acting crazy as hell. Look at him go.” He went. “If I wasn’t certain he was as crazy as a deck with five suits, I’d ask if he wanted to bark for me—you know, draw in a crowd.” She shook her head. “Don’t know why people like him can’t just go to the airport. There are handouts there. Anyway, I need to get back to it myself. As do you,” she directed this at Pixie; although Pixie towered over the woman in terms of physicality, the older woman rose on her tiptoes, pinched the younger woman’s soft bicep hard, whispered, “Get that bastard off my stoop, understand?”
Again, the old woman’s face softened, and she left Pixie standing there on the front door’s interior mat. The crone returned to her place behind the counter, nestled onto the stool like a bird finding comfort, then craned her neck far down so her nose nearly touched the book page; her eyes followed her finger across the lines.
Pixie’s chest swelled and then went small as the sigh escaped her; her shoulders hung in front of her, and she briskly pushed outside.
The rain had gone, but the smell remained; across the street, where the morning’s foot congestion decreased, a series of blue-coated builders could be spied hoisting materials—metal framing and brick—via scaffolding with a series of pulleys. For a moment, Pixie stared across the street and watched the men work and shout at one another; a lorry passed by, broke her eyeline and she was suddenly confronted by the dancing man who pivoted several times in a semicircle around where she stood. Far, far off, birds called. Fuel fog stunk the air.
Move, said the dancing man. Initially it seemed a rude command, but upon catching his rain-wetted face, it was obvious that his will was not one of malice, but of love and peace and cosmic splendor. It does not matter how you move, but you must move! It was an offer. Not a command. Or so it seemed.
The man rolled his neck and flicked his head around and the jewels which beaded there glowed around him for a blink as they were cast off.
You’ve been sent to send me away, yeah? asked the man.
“That’s right,” said Pixie.
But it’s not because you wish it?
“I couldn’t care if you stood out here all day.” Pixie bit her lip, chewed enough that a trickle of blood touched her tongue; her eyes swept across the street again and focused on the builders. “The fewer customers we have, the less I need to speak.”
The man froze in his dance then suddenly his stature slumped. He nodded. I’ll go. As you must. You must too, yeah?
“Go? Go where?”
You know.
She did.
The man left and Pixie remained on the street by herself; the rabble which passed her by were few and she stared at her own two feet, at the space between them, at the cracks, and she sighed. She jerked her head back, saw the sky was still deep ocean blue—more rain but nothing so sinister as a storm.
“Go?” she asked the sky.
She reentered the store.
After stocking the newest shipment, the rest of the day was as mundane as the others which Pixie spent within Odds N’ Ends; few patrons stopped in—mostly to ogle—it was a place of spectacle more than a place of business. Whenever folks came, the old woman would call for Pixie without looking up from her book; normally the younger woman dusted or rearranged the things on the shelves as the old woman liked them and was often away from the counter. Pixie tried to answer questions about the shaved doll heads, the crystals arranged upon velvet mats, the tinctures, the stuffed bear head high on the wall. After some terrible conversation, they went to the counter and bought cigarettes or nothing at all and the old woman would complain at Pixie about her poor salesmanship after the patrons were gone.
The tachi was put there on a broad table, directly in front of the storefront window and Pixie froze often in her work, longingly examined the thing from afar, and snapped from her maladaptation; frequently she chastised herself in barely audible mutters. The old woman had Pixie scrub the pane of the window in front of where the sword sat, and the young woman traced her hand across the handle and delicately thumbed the length of the plain scabbard.
It was a job; this was a thing which people did so they may go on living. Come the middle of the shift—Pixie yawned, it was not due to overexertion, it was more due to her poor sleeping habits. This day was no different in this regard.
“I wish you’d keep it to yourself,” the old woman said, and then she cupped a hand over her own mouth and her eyes went teary, “God, now look at me and see what you’ve done!” The old woman shook the tiredness away. “Bah! There’s still some daylight left!”
“We haven’t had anyone in for the past hour,” said Pixie, staring up at the analog dial on the wall.
The old woman’s scowl was fierce. “Mhm, I’m sure you’re waiting for the death call.” She too looked at the clock on the wall and sighed loudly. “Alright. Pack it up! Better the death call of the store than my own.” She fanned her face with a flat palm and yawned again.
Pixie left the place; the old woman locked the storefront from within. It began to rain again; it seemed the weather understood it was quitting time.
The young woman cupped her elbows and walked home in the rain. Other commuters passed with umbrellas and others, like Pixie, ran through the puddles gathered on the ground. Rain was infrequent but this was not so in the summer and Pixie never protested it. It cooled the ground, thickened the air, and darkened the sky. A car passed on the street, but it was mostly lorries or battery wagons. Personal vehicles were as rare as the rain and Pixie watched after the car; it was a short, rounded thing—its metal cosmetics were warped, and it couldn’t have carried more than two people within.
No vendors were there on the way, no men to call after her—no other people either. The sky grew darker yet and though it was still relatively early, it seemed to grow as black as nighttime without stars.
Pixie’s apartment was there, dark, solitary, same. She shut her door, locked it with her inside, undressed completely and dropped her clothes to the little floor there was and huffed as she planked across the mattress; the bedframe protested. “It smells bad in here,” she spoke into the pillow. The words were nothing. In the blackness of the room, she was nothing. It was a void, a capsule, a tomb. She was still wet and smelled like a dog.
The monitor in the corner came alive at her salutation and she snored sporadically in the electric glow of the screen.
Upon waking in the black hours of the morning, Pixie rubbed her eyes, cupped her forearms to her stomach; her midsection growled, and she tentatively reached to the bedside table and removed a bag of dried cactus pears. She nibbled at the end of one and in arching was cut blue and archaically shaped in the stilled light of the monitor’s idle screen. Pixie popped the entire rest of the cactus pear into her mouth, chewed noisily and vaguely stared into the empty corner of the room beneath the monitor.
After silent deliberation, Pixie crept through the night clothed in dark layers and went the back way through Odds N’ Ends. She absconded with the tachi, taking only a moment with the sword by the white windowlight where she carefully examined the thing again. The young woman was beguiled and went from the place the same way she came.
The brick streets resounded with her footfalls as her excited gait carried her home.
She packed light, slung the sword to her hip with a cloth braid—once it was there in its place, she used the thumb of her left hand to nudge the meager guard, so the blade came free from its sheath before she casually clicked it back to where it went. Pixie chuckled, shook with a frightening spasm dance then froze before patting the tachi lightly.
***
Two men stood along a shallow desert ridge; each of them was Apache descended.
Peridot Mesa was covered in poppies, curled horrendous things; once they’d been as precious as the peridot gems themselves, but as the two men stood there, overlooking the ridge, the poppies were browned, sickly, and as twisted as hog phalluses. Among the dying field were chicory and dead fallen-over cacti. The super blossoms were long over and had been for generations.
One man spat in the dirt, tilted his straw hat across his eyes to avert the heavy setting sun; he hoisted his jeans, asked, “You sure?”
The other man, older, lightly bearded, nodded and kept his own head covered with a yellow bucket hat and cradled his bolt-action rifle with the comfortability of an ex-soldier. “Yeah, c’mon Tweep.” He staggered over the edge of the ridge and slid across the dry earth while tilting backwards so his boots went like skis. With some assistance from his partner, he was able to reach flat ground without going over and the two men searched the ground while they continued walking. “Need to find her fast.”
Tweep, the younger man, spat again.
“Nasty habit.”
“Leave it, Taz.”
Taz shrugged and absently tugged on the string which looped the bucket hat loosely around his collar.
“How long?” asked Tweep.
“Serena said she blew through town only three days ago. Said she was coming this way.”
“She came looking for Chupacabra demons?”
“Huh?” asked Taz.
“That’s what that silly girl came out here for, yeah?”
“I guess. Let’s find her before dark, alright?”
“Sure,” said Tweep, “I just don’t know why she’d go looking for them.”
“Who knows? I don’t care enough to know. Not really.” The older man shook his head. “City people come out here, poke the wildlife—they make jokes about the mystics. I know you’ve seen it. Serena said the girl had the doe-eyed look of someone fresh out of Pheonix maybe. Who knows what she’s come here for?” There was a pause and only their footfalls sounded across the loose dry soil. “Dammit!” said the older man, “You’ve got me rambling. Let’s find the body already. Preferably before it gets much darker.”
“You think she’s dead then?”
Taz grimaced and then he spat. “What do you think?”
“I don’t know, sir, why don’t you tell me what to think? I’m starting to think you only dragged me out here to help you carry anything you find valuable.”
Taz shook his head, shrugged. “Smart mouth.” They continued across the mesa, kicking poppies, shifting earth that hadn’t been touched by humans since the first deluge; it wouldn’t be touched by humans for another thousand after the second deluge—that was some time away yet.
“I see her.” Tweep rushed ahead.
Among a rockier set of alcoves, a white, stained blouse hung on a tumbleweed caught among groupings of stones.
“It’s her shirt,” said Tweep, going swiftly ahead.
The younger man leapt atop the stones and looked down a circular nest where the dirt was dug craterlike; destroyed tumbleweeds and splintered bone-corpses littered the nest.
Taz caught his comrade, readied the rifle at the nest.
Strewn across the ground were no less than three full grown Chupacabras, slain; one lay unmoving and decapitated while another’s intestines steamed in the heat. The third clung to life and kicked its rear legs helplessly. Pixie stood among the gore, shirtless; the tachi gleamed in her glowing fists.
“Holy shit!” said Taz; he lowered the rifle and followed Tweep into the nest. The two men kicked the rubbish from their way and approached the young woman with timidness. “You alright?”
Pixie ran the flat of the blade across her pantleg to remove the sparkling blood, inspected the thing and wiped it again before returning the sword to where it went. Leaking bite wounds covered the length of her forearms, and her eyes went far and tired.
Tweep watched the woman, chewed his lip. “You’re possessed! You can’t just kill them like that! Nobody could kill Chupacabra so easily. With your hands?” He tipped his straw hat back, so it fell to his shoulders and hung by the string on his throat.
Pixie shook her head. “It wasn’t with my hands.”
The woman wavered past the men, climbed the short perch where her blouse had gone; she held the shirt to the sky—the material floated out from her fingers as torn rags. She let go of the blouse and it carried on the wind.
Taz approached the only Chupacabra of the nest that remained alive. The creature groaned; the wound which immobilized it had partially severed its spine and the creature’s movements may have been from expelled death energy rather than any conscious effort—the upturned eye of it while it lay on its side seemed to show fear. Its body was mangy, and just as well as naked dark skin shone, so too did fur grow long and sporadic across its torso; short whiskers jutted out from its snout. Chitin shining scales covered the creature’s rear haunches while its tail remained rat naked. Taz shot the thing in the head, and it stopped moving.
The woman fell onto the rocks where the men had come over the den. She sat and examined the wounds on her arms then she turned her attention to the men which had gathered by her. “Do either of you have a spare shirt?”
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2024.06.04 06:17 Swimming-Ad6333 My Walmart Hacker in Minnesota
About a year ago, I used the Walmart app to order some things delivered by mail. The order totalled $125, and a couple days later I received an email that my order was delivered, but there weren't any boxes on mine or my neighbor's steps. On the app, I see that a hacker (Craig Bollmann, 506 4th Ave SE, Mapleton, Minnesota 56065) had put their name and address as my delivery address! I took screenshots, then changed my email and my password. Contacted Walmart and my bank. Eventually was refunded through the bank. FAST forward to today! I discovered some charges that I found out were for Walmart+ membership. I'd never joined this. Once again called Walmart and my bank to report the fraud. I don't know if that original hacker has been using "my" membership?? So today I CLOSED that Walmart account!
In the process of this today, the first Walmart customer service rep told me that those charges were from when I'd used a self checkout lane in-store! (She said that self checkout lanes are exclusively for Walmart+ members!) How would that even be legal? They then started withdrawing $13.91/month? $166/year. That's craziness. I hope to God I get my money returned to me. Meantime I'll be waiting for my new debit card to arrive. Never again, Walmart--or I only use CASH because Walmart sucks at security.
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In the process of this today, the first Walmart customer service rep told me that those charges were from when I'd used a self checkout lane in-store! (She said that self checkout lanes are exclusively for Walmart+ members!) How would that even be legal? They then started withdrawing $13.91/month? $166/year. That's craziness. I hope to God I get my money returned to me. Meantime I'll be waiting for my new debit card to arrive. Never again, Walmart--or I only use CASH because Walmart sucks at security.
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2024.06.04 04:31 BrainFluidExplosion The easiest way to get the new Straw Hat titles
TL;DR save rush-cards, look when a specific character's hour is, play only during that hour, attack as many red enemies that spawn to farm assist credits
The new Straw Hat titles from the challenge battle are cool but look like they require a lot of grinding. Honestly though, they're actually pretty easy to obtain.
So you get 40 rush-battle cards a day (for 4 plays). You also get some rush-battle cards (like 1-3) in League Battle for every chest your team secured at the end of a match. You need at least 10 to play the Straw Hat challenge-battle so hopefully playing your league matches can net you enough for an extra play each day. You can always spend a single rainbow-diamond to refresh your four Treasure-Chances in League Battles for more earnings.
Anyway, if there is a specific Straw Hat's title you want from the CB, save up all your rush-battle cards so you can play as many times consecutively as you can in one sitting.
On the Straw Hat challenge-battle page, in the top right corner, click the 'Rules' button. It'll open a new window and one of the tabs is 'Appearance Schedule (24H)'. Each Straw Hat character has a special hour dedicated to them, find when your favorite Straw Hat pirate's scheduled hour is and play during that time frame.
To get a specific title, whenever you KO a Straw Hat in the challenge battle, you'll earn 10 points for their normal version or 100 points for their red version. You need 2000 points (gotten from KOing them) to get that specific Straw Hat's title.
When playing during a specific character's hour, the match will have at least one or two spawns of that character that are worth 100 points. They are marked on the map with a RED dot and usually begin to appear around the 300 points mark. (Another 100 point character will appear as well so just find whoever it is you're looking for). Once you find the 100-point character, simply attack them using your skills/damage. It doesn't matter if someone comes and steals the kill, everyone who helps defeat them gets credit toward the titles. If you're quick enough, you can get the 100 point credit for all the red spawns during a match.
The best character to use is just whoever your strongest character is since damage is the most important part at low rank fights. The higher the rank is, the harder it will be and you should take note of the color advantage since the enemies WILL start to hurt. Every enemy will be the color-type of whichever Straw Hat's hour it is (like Brook's hour will have every enemy be green).
But if you're looking for just specific recommendations, EX Zoro and Sanji are the best (since they also give the CB % boost). Shanks and Klaw are good with their teleports around the map too. Ulti, Droger, and Killer have good mobility and damage as well. I'd avoid using defenders except for S-Snake since her range can cover lots of ground.
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The new Straw Hat titles from the challenge battle are cool but look like they require a lot of grinding. Honestly though, they're actually pretty easy to obtain.
So you get 40 rush-battle cards a day (for 4 plays). You also get some rush-battle cards (like 1-3) in League Battle for every chest your team secured at the end of a match. You need at least 10 to play the Straw Hat challenge-battle so hopefully playing your league matches can net you enough for an extra play each day. You can always spend a single rainbow-diamond to refresh your four Treasure-Chances in League Battles for more earnings.
Anyway, if there is a specific Straw Hat's title you want from the CB, save up all your rush-battle cards so you can play as many times consecutively as you can in one sitting.
On the Straw Hat challenge-battle page, in the top right corner, click the 'Rules' button. It'll open a new window and one of the tabs is 'Appearance Schedule (24H)'. Each Straw Hat character has a special hour dedicated to them, find when your favorite Straw Hat pirate's scheduled hour is and play during that time frame.
To get a specific title, whenever you KO a Straw Hat in the challenge battle, you'll earn 10 points for their normal version or 100 points for their red version. You need 2000 points (gotten from KOing them) to get that specific Straw Hat's title.
When playing during a specific character's hour, the match will have at least one or two spawns of that character that are worth 100 points. They are marked on the map with a RED dot and usually begin to appear around the 300 points mark. (Another 100 point character will appear as well so just find whoever it is you're looking for). Once you find the 100-point character, simply attack them using your skills/damage. It doesn't matter if someone comes and steals the kill, everyone who helps defeat them gets credit toward the titles. If you're quick enough, you can get the 100 point credit for all the red spawns during a match.
But if you're looking for just specific recommendations, EX Zoro and Sanji are the best (since they also give the CB % boost). Shanks and Klaw are good with their teleports around the map too. Ulti, Droger, and Killer have good mobility and damage as well. I'd avoid using defenders except for S-Snake since her range can cover lots of ground.
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2024.06.04 01:47 ArmChairAnalyst86 Space Weather Update 6/3/2024 - CME Forecast 6/4 - G0-G3 Possible
 | Good evening everyone. Well I think it is safe to conclude that no, we are not back. This was a question I openly asked in updates last week, but each one had kept very tempered expectations and as a result a tempered forecast. We saw heightened activity typical of solar maximum last week including several X-Class flares and CMEs but none resulted in a geomagnetic storm despite numerous MSM news outlets calling for a redux of May 10th. It drives home the vegas slot machine nature of geomagnetic storms on earth. All 3 must occur in sequence and all are variable. submitted by ArmChairAnalyst86 to SolarMax [link] [comments] Flare + CME + Earth Direction Last week also demonstrated the inadequacy of our space weather models. Not only did NOAAs solar wind model not update for 5 entire days, its prior forecast was dead wrong which called for a CME impact on 6/1. In all fairness, so did DONKI. I drank the kool-aid and went with their forecasts despite having watched the flare and CME occur in real time and observing what looked like the ejecta heading E. It is so difficult to stick to your guns when the official models say something completely different. I guess that is the fun in it. I made sure to account for this in all updates and if you were following along, you were not strung along for the ride, and knew it was iffy. Well here we are again facing a much more complicated dilemma regarding a CME forecasted to arrive on 6/3 or 6/4. We will get into that, but first let's take a look at current conditions and activity. ACTIVE REGIONS - 3697 & 3691 https://preview.redd.it/ffm09tfi1g4d1.png?width=825&format=png&auto=webp&s=7dfde672fb0bc3e47aa71a5d49d1a6aaaad5f57d AR3697 continues to hold steady in size and complexity and flare frequency. A far cry from what it once was, it is respectable by any definition, and has produced 6 solar flares between C5-M5 in the last 24 hours. Up until Saturday 6/1, it had been producing an X-Class solar flare roughly every 48-56 hours, but on Saturday it produced 3. We are nearing the 48 hour mark on the most recent X and we all wait to see if the streak can continue. It carries a 30% X-Class probability. AR3691 has decayed past recognition and is nearing the limb where it will rotate out of view. There was a beautiful eruption from its general vicinity with AR3695 involved as well. Here is the video and it occurs around 15:18. Coronagraph imagery suggests that while beautiful, it was not sufficiently powerful enough to leave the sun and is not headed our way. https://reddit.com/link/1d7j89j/video/u0371qvypf4d1/player ACTIVE REGIONS - EVERYONE ELSE I am not sure if this region will be a flash in the pan, but AR3703 is a new region, and if its rapid organization continues, it could very well get in on the fun and will be in a good location for it. I have a good feeling about it, but I do so under the backdrop and understanding that the sun has been in a quieter phase in recent weeks. As a result, neither outcome would surprise me. A formidable active region or non existent in 48 hours. AR3698 has not been able to organize like we had hoped and has shrunk in the last 24 hours. I view it and AR3703 similarly, but am more optimistic about 3703 owing to its location and remaining time in strike zone as well as 3698 trending the wrong direction. Here is a capture of it currently. https://preview.redd.it/9jlg0479rf4d1.png?width=688&format=png&auto=webp&s=1cae16b197530e3e3d736b7e2d3dc8276ef5b5da PLASMA FILAMENTS That GIANT filament we have been tracking the last several days has been putting on some mean dance moves the past 24 hours yet again, but remains anchored in the north. I really thought this bad boy was going to release this morning and contemplated getting an update out but then I remembered it doing the same on Saturday and decided to hold off. We continue to monitor it. CME ARRIVAL - 6/3 - 6/4 Yes, I am aware that today is 6/3. Unfortunately today is the first time NOAAs ENLIL spiral has been updated with a run date of 6/2. It indicates an arrival on (checks model...checks watch) right now. The current SWPC forecast is for G1 conditions tomorrow. This is a messy messy ordeal. I have been following the mystery that is the halo CME on saturday 6/1. I outlined the source of controversy is stemming from the possibility of a far side eruption concurrent with the X1/M7 sympathetic event on the earth facing side and the Solar Orbiter did detect a flare on the far side in that time frame. That would quite a coincidence but with all the sympathetic flaring we have seen, including this event, it is not inconceivable in the least. So here is what we know for sure. There was a CME stemming from the X1/M7 event and it appeared earth directed. We are likely to receive a CME arrival sometime tomorrow. Its range of outcomes are G0-G3 with all factors considered. Simple as that. Everything else is educated guesswork. There is a compelling case to be made for far side and to be totally honest, I am on that side. However, people and sources I respect and that I KNOW have more knowledge than I do feel differently and that the bulk is headed our way. NOAAs model suggests this as well. I am seeing some celebration and feelings of vindication with the latest run of ENLIL but I think it is premature. Everyone, and I do mean everyone, feels gun shy after last week. So know this going into tomorrow, nobody knows what in the hell is going on. With that said, let's discuss the data we do have, as flimsy as it is. https://preview.redd.it/uyputxkbxf4d1.png?width=959&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b9b6c31b6fd7be57535fada3daedef9d319b7e0 DONKI scorecard suggesting an upper bound of Kp6 The green dot is earth, the red and purple are STEREO A and STEREO B which are probes orbiting earth. The top spiral is density and the lower one velocity. If we are reading it AS IS and accepting it as accurate, which we aren't, it shows that STEREO A will take the bulk of the density but velocity is high all the way around. The fact that STEREO A is showing a density near 30 p/cm3 is why I entertain the possibility for an overperformance judging from the model alone, IF and it is a big IF, the bulk actually fired off our way. I personally am taking the under on the event but I am giving you all of the details I can so you understand the possibilities. If you see my title and think I am crazy for suggesting G3 is even possible, I get it, but I have to call it like I see it. The more substantial geomag storms have a way of overperforming these days when landing a solid hit, but there is not a great deal of consensus that a solid hit is in the cards in this instance. IF YOU ARE WORRIED, dont be. Even if this event lived up to its complete potential, it would not be fair to expect a repeat of May 10th, let alone anything bigger. This is garden variety stuff. You can leave the tomato plants outside for this one. Well that is all I have for now. As I close this write up, we are entering Kp4 active geomagnetic conditions. Solar wind speed is slowly ascending and there are some density spikes in the readings. Could this be the CME in the model? Yes, but is it? Time will tell. What do we do? We take it as it comes. If it is from the X1/M7, it got here fast. If anything changes drastically, I will update this post. AcA |
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INTRO
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HISTORY
I started tracking everything 4 years ago, but some things didn't start getting tracked until later, as for example the Non-Commercial Time was not tracked until this year for both regular season and postseason.
2023-2024 (This Year!)
2022-2023
2021-2022
2020-2021
2019-2020
NFL COMPARSION STATS
COMMERCIALS PER TEAM (AFC EAST)
COMMERCIALS PER TEAM (AFC NORTH)
COMMERCIALS PER TEAM (AFC SOUTH)
COMMERCIALS PER TEAM (AFC WEST)
COMMERCIALS PER TEAM (NFC EAST)
COMMERCIALS PER TEAM (NFC NORTH)
COMMERCIALS PER TEAM (NFC SOUTH)
COMMERCIALS PER TEAM (NFC WEST)
APPEARANCES IN TEAM TOP 10 LEADERBOARD
WINS IN TEAM TOP 10 LEADERBOARD
BROADCAST AVERAGE
HIGHS/LOWS
NON-COMMERCIAL TIME
COMMERCIAL COUNTER POSTSEASON:
SUPER WILD CARD
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Yes, you might of saw this last week, but I messed up and had to delete it. That was fixed haha! You are always welcome to ask me questions and see if I can add any additions. Just know, I might not be able to, because I am human, and this is just a hobby. Unless someone wants to make this my job, just let me know lol.
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If you were ever wondering if there's a madman that counts the commercials and tracks them and put them in a database. Yes. There is. Here's my 2023-2024 Commercial Counter! I have counted and timed all the commercials, brand, which team had the most commercials per brand, non-commercial time, broadcast average, and on and on, for every primetime game (except International Games and the BUF vs LAC game). For those wondering why I started this, I started in the playoffs six years ago, as a joke. It blew up and people have been requesting it.
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I started tracking everything 4 years ago, but some things didn't start getting tracked until later, as for example the Non-Commercial Time was not tracked until this year for both regular season and postseason.
2023-2024 (This Year!)
2022-2023
2021-2022
2020-2021
2019-2020
NFL COMPARSION STATS
- Target aired 49 non-local commercials, these players had 49 targets last season:
- WR Allen Lazard
- WR Allen Robinson
- RB Isiah Pacheco
- RB D'Andre Swift
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- CeeDee Lamb (135)
- Tyreek Hill (119)
- Tyreek Hill was the only player last season to have more yards per game (112.4) than the total non-local commercial average last season.
- Amon-Ra St. Brown (119)
- Evan Engram (114)
- Michael Pittman Jr (109)
- Brock Purdy was the only QB last season to have a higher passer Rating (113.0) than the total non-local commercial average of 109.
- Tyson Bagent ended with 109 rushing yards last season, which was the same number as the average of total non-local commercials last season.
- D'Onta Foreman had 109 rushing attempts last season, which was the same number as the average of total non-local commercials last season.
- Only Foyesade Oluokun had more solo tackles (111) last season, than the average of total non-local commercials which was 109.
- The season high of most non-local commercials in a game last season was 134. These kickers deserve the shoutout for scoring more points than 134.
- Brandon Aubrey (157)
- Justin Tucker (147)
- Jason Myers (138)
- Harrison Butker (137)
- Cairo Santos (136)
- Jake Elliott (135)
- Matt Gay (134)
- The NFL Average for 1st Downs per game last season was 19.3, there was a total of 19 overtime non-local commercials last season.
- Maybe over time, these 3 teams should practice their punt returns, as their longest punt return was as much or less than the 19 total non-local overtime commercials last season.
- 49ers (19)
- Dolphins (19)
- Cowboys (15)
- There was 19 total fumble recoveries for touchdowns last season, and if you don't get the point now, there was 19 total overtime non-local commercials last season.
- The team average of first downs last season was 109.5. There was an average of 109 total non-local commercials last season.
- The Cowboys had the most kickoffs last season with 109, which is the same number of the average of total non-local commercials last season.
- The last 3 Chiefs Playoff games, which was all hosted by CBS, had 18:51+ of 2nd Quarter Commercial Time, no other games this season had more than 18:14 of 2nd Quarter Commercial Time
- The Packers averaged 34.5 points in their 2 playoff games. In the 2 Packers Playoffs Games, there were 36+ 3rd Quarter Non-Local Commercials, when no other game had more than 31.
| Regular Season | Playoffs | Total |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Hyundai (133) | 1. Verizon (43) | 1. Hyundai (148) |
| 2. GEICO (113) | 2. T-Mobile (33) | 2. GEICO (139) |
| 3. State Farm (113) | 3. GEICO (26) | 3. Verizon (139) |
| 4. Progressive (106) | 4. State Farm (25) | 4. State Farm (138) |
| 5. Verizon (96) | 5. TurboTax (25) | 5. T-Mobile (128) |
| 6. Burger King (95) | 6. Progressive (21) | 6. Progressive (127) |
| 7. T-Mobile (95) | 7. Chevrolet (20) | 7. Burger King (106) |
| 8. Capital One (94) | 8. iPhone 15 Pro (18) | 8. Allstate (105) |
| 9. Amazon Prime (90) | 9. Allstate (16) | 9. Amazon Prime (102) |
| 10. Allstate (89) | 10. Applebee's, Bud Light (16) | 10. iPhone 15 Pro (100) |
| Buffalo Bills | Miami Dolphins | New England Patriots | New York Jets |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Hyundai (18) | 1. GEICO (13) | 1. Toyota (7) | 1. Hyundai (18) |
| 2. GEICO (17) | 2. T-Mobile (13) | 2. Hyundai (6) | 2. GEICO (13) |
| 3. Progressive (13) | 3. Toyota (13) | 3. NFL Sunday Ticket (6) | 3. State Farm (12) |
| 4. T-Mobile (13) | 4. Hyundai (10) | 4. Booking (5) | 4. Amazon Prime (11) |
| 5. Verizon (13) | 5. Progressive (10) | 5. DraftKings (5) | 5. Allstate (10) |
| 6. Amazon Prime (11) | 6. Verizon (10) | 6. Lowe's (5) | 6. Capital One (10) |
| 7. Burger King (11) | 7. Capital One (8) | 7. NFL Shop (5) | 7. Walmart (10) |
| 8. Chevrolet (11) | 8. iPhone 15 Pro (8) | 8. Pro Bowl Games (5) | 8. Bud Light (9) |
| 9. State Farm (11) | 9. Amazon Prime (7) | 9. State Farm (5) | 9. DraftKings (9) |
| 10. Bud Light, iPhone 15 Pro, Toyota (10) | 10. Applebee's, NFL Shop (7) | 10. Subway (5) | 10. Progressive, Subway (9) |
| Baltimore Ravens | Cincinnati Bengals | Cleveland Browns | Pittsburgh Steelers |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. GEICO (14) | 1. Hyundai (12) | 1. GEICO (8) | 1. Verizon (14) |
| 2. Hyundai (13) | 2. Walmart (11) | 2. T-Mobile (8) | 2. GEICO (13) |
| 3. Progressive (12) | 3. Lowe's (10) | 3. DraftKings (7) | 3. NFL Sunday Ticket (12) |
| 4. State Farm (12) | 4. Progressive (10) | 4. Hyundai (7) | 4. State Farm (12) |
| 5. Allstate (11) | 5. Allstate (9) | 5. Verizon (7) | 5. T-Mobile (12) |
| 6. T-Mobile (10) | 6. GEICO (9) | 6. NFL Sunday Ticket (6) | 6. Amazon Prime (11) |
| 7. AT&T (9) | 7. iPhone 15 Pro (9) | 7. Allstate (5) | 7. Burger King (11) |
| 8. Burger King (9) | 8. State Farm (9) | 8. Burger King (5) | 8. Capital One (11) |
| 9. Monday Night Football (9) | 9. Bud Light, Burger King, Capital One (8) | 9. iPhone 15 Pro, Peacock Super Wild Card Exclusive (5) | 9. Progressive (11) |
| 10. Verizon (9) | 10. Google Pixel 8, T-Mobile, Verizon (8) | 10. Progressive, Subway (5) | 10. iPhone 15 Pro, Walmart (10) |
| Houston Texans | Indianapolis Colts | Jacksonville Jaguars | Tennessee Titans |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Allstate (10) | 1. Verizon (5) | 1. Allstate (7) | 1. Burger King (6) |
| 2. GEICO (9) | 2. Burger King (4) | 2. Amazon Prime (7) | 2. Capital One (5) |
| 3. Verizon (8) | 3. Monday Night Football (4) | 3. Burger King (6) | 3. ShipStation (5) |
| 4. Domino's (7) | 4. Progressive (4) | 4. GEICO (6) | 4. Dick's (4) |
| 5. T-Mobile (7) | 5. USAA (4) | 5. State Farm (6) | 5. GEICO (4) |
| 6. Progressive (6) | 6. Allstate (3) | 6. Hyundai (5) | 6. State Farm (4) |
| 7. iPhone 15 Pro (5) | 7. Capital One (3) | 7. Bud Light, DirecTV (4) | 7. Thursday Night Football (4) |
| 8. Peacock Super Wild Card Exclusive (5) | 8. Holiday Classic (3) | 8. Google Pixel 8, Progressive (4) | 8. AT&T, DraftKings (3) |
| 9. Target (5) | 9. iPhone 15 Pro, Lexus (3) | 9. T-Mobile, Taco Bell (4) | 9. Hyundai, NFL International Games, NFL Shop (3) |
| 10. Applebee's, AT&T, Burger King, Chipotle, Hyundai, Monday Night Football, TurboTax, USAA (4) | 10. NFL Shop, State Farm (3) | 10. Toyota, Walmart (4) | 10. Progressive, Subway, T-Mobile (3) |
| Denver Broncos | Kansas City Chiefs | Las Vegas Raiders | Los Angeles Chargers |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Amazon Prime (11) | 1. State Farm (21) | 1. State Farm (15) | 1. Hyundai (16) |
| 2. Toyota (11) | 2. Hyundai (18) | 2. Capital One (13) | 2. Walmart (11) |
| 3. State Farm (10) | 3. Verizon (18) | 3. Hyundai (13) | 3. GEICO (10) |
| 4. Lexus (9) | 4. GEICO (17) | 4. Bud Light (12) | 4. State Farm (10) |
| 5. Pro Bowl Games (9) | 5. T-Mobile (17) | 5. Verizon (12) | 5. Allstate (9) |
| 6. Ring (8) | 6. Amazon Prime (13) | 6. Burger King (11) | 6. Burger King (9) |
| 7. Allstate (7) | 7. Bud Light (13) | 7. GEICO (11) | 7. T-Mobile (9) |
| 8. AT&T (7) | 8. Progressive (13) | 8. T-Mobile (11) | 8. Capital One (8) |
| 9. iPhone 15 Pro, Progressive (7) | 9. Subway (13) | 9. Walmart (10) | 9. Progressive (8) |
| 10. Verizon, Walmart (7) | 10. Toyota (13) | 10. Progressive, Thursday Night Football (9) | 10. Subway, Toyota (8) |
| Dallas Cowboys | New York Giants | Philadelphia Eagles | Washington Commanders |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Hyundai (18) | 1. Hyundai (14) | 1. Allstate (17) | 1. Amazon Prime (7) |
| 2. Progressive (15) | 2. Progressive (14) | 2. Progressive (17) | 2. Hyundai (5) |
| 3. GEICO (14) | 3. Capital One (11) | 3. Verizon (16) | 3. NFL Sunday Ticket (5) |
| 4. State Farm (13) | 4. T-Mobile (11) | 4. Capital One (14) | 4. Burger King (4) |
| 5. Amazon Prime (12) | 5. NFL Sunday Ticket (10) | 5. AT&T (12) | 5. Crown Royal (4) |
| 6. T-Mobile (12) | 6. Verizon (10) | 6. iPhone 15 Pro (12) | 6. NCIS: Sydney (4) |
| 7. Verizon (12) | 7. iPhone 15 Pro (9) | 7. State Farm (11) | 7. State Farm (4) |
| 8. Burger King (11) | 8. Toyota (9) | 8. T-Mobile (11) | 8. Thursday Night Football (4) |
| 9. NFL Sunday Ticket (11) | 9. AT&T (8) | 9. GEICO (10) | 9. Verizon (4) |
| 10. AT&T, Capital One, NFL Shop, Subway (10) | 10. GEICO, Subway (8) | 10. Google Pixel 8, Hyundai (10) | 10. Allstate, AT&T, Boost Infinite, DraftKings, Google Pixel 8, Nissan, Subway (3) |
| Chicago Bears | Detroit Lions | Green Bay Packers | Minnesota Vikings |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Hyundai (15) | 1. Verizon (24) | 1. Verizon (19) | 1. Verizon (14) |
| 2. Google Pixel 8 (12) | 2. State Farm (22) | 2. T-Mobile (17) | 2. State Farm (12) |
| 3. Thursday Night Football (11) | 3. T-Mobile (18) | 3. State Farm (16) | 3. Google Pixel 8 (11) |
| 4. Amazon Prime (10) | 4. Bud Light (17) | 4. Walmart (14) | 4. Toyota (10) |
| 5. Allstate (8) | 5. Hyundai (16) | 5. AT&T (13) | 5. Allstate (9) |
| 6. GEICO (8) | 6. GEICO (15) | 6. Progressive (13) | 6. Capital One (9) |
| 7. State Farm (8) | 7. Progressive (15) | 7. Amazon Prime (12) | 7. iPhone 15 Pro (9) |
| 8. Subway (7) | 8. Toyota (13) | 8. Burger King (12) | 8. Lowe's (9) |
| 9. Burger King, Dick's (6) | 9. Amazon Prime (12) | 9. GEICO (11) | 9. Progressive (9) |
| 10. DraftKings, Taco Bell (6) | 10. NFL Sunday Ticket (12) | 10. iPhone 15 Pro (10) | 10. T-Mobile (9) |
| Carolina Panthers | New Orleans Saints | Tampa Bay Buccaneers |
|---|---|---|
| 1. NFL Sunday Ticket (6) | 1. Burger King (8) | 1. Verizon (10) |
| 2. Dick's (5) | 2. DraftKings (8) | 2. Allstate (9) |
| 3. NFL International Games (5) | 3. NFL Sunday Ticket (8) | 3. Hyundai (9) |
| 4. ShipStation (5) | 4. Amazon Prime (7) | 4. GEICO (8) |
| 5. Burger King (4) | 5. GEICO (7) | 5. Progressive (8) |
| 6. DealDash (4) | 6. Hyundai (7) | 6. T-Mobile (7) |
| 7. DraftKings (4) | 7. Thursday Night Football (7) | 7. Amazon Prime (6) |
| 8. GEICO (4) | 8. Subway (6) | 8. AT&T (6) |
| 9. Hyundai (4) | 9. Capital One (5) | 9. Bud Light (6) |
| 10. Thursday Night Football (4) | 10. ShipStation, State Farm (5) | 10. Burger King, Domino's (6) |
| Los Angeles Rams | San Francisco 49ers | Seattle Seahawks |
|---|---|---|
| 1. GEICO (8) | 1. Verizon (19) | 1. Allstate (9) |
| 2. Verizon (8) | 2. T-Mobile (18) | 2. GEICO (9) |
| 3. DraftKings (7) | 3. State Farm (16) | 3. AT&T (8) |
| 4. Hyundai (7) | 4. Progressive (13) | 4. Burger King (8) |
| 5. T-Mobile (7) | 5. GEICO (12) | 5. Google Pixel 8 (7) |
| 6. Burger King (6) | 6. Hyundai (12) | 6. State Farm (7) |
| 7. State Farm (6) | 7. iPhone 15 Pro (11) | 7. Capital One, Domino's (6) |
| 8. Allstate (5) | 8. Burger King (10) | 8. Hyundai, iPhone 15 Pro (6) |
| 9. DealDash (5) | 9. Google Pixel 8 (10) | 9. NFL Shop, Progressive (6) |
| 10. Progressive, Toyota (5) | 10. Taco Bell (10) | 10. T-Mobile, Walmart (6) |
- GEICO, Hyundai, Progressive (25)
- GEICO (5 Teams to not include GEICO: Broncos, Colts, Commanders, Patriots, and Vikings)
- Hyundai (5 Teams to not include Hyundai: Broncos, Colts, Packers, Steelers, and Vikings)
- Progressive (5 Teams to not include Progressive: Bears, Commanders, Panthers, Patriots, and Saints)
- State Farm (24)
- T-Mobile (22)
- Burger King, Verizon (21)
- Allstate (17)
- Amazon Prime, Capital One, iPhone 15 Pro (14)
- Subway, Toyota (11)
- AT&T (10)
- DraftKings, NFL Sunday Ticket, Walmart (9)
- Bud Light, Google Pixel 8 (8)
- NFL Shop, Thursday Night Football (6)
- Dick's, Domino's, Lowe's, Monday Night Football, ShipStation, Taco Bell (3)
- DealDash, Lexus, NFL International Games, Peacock Super Wild Card Exclusive, Pro Bowl Games, USAA (2)
- Applebee's, Booking, Boost Infinite, Chevrolet, Chipotle, Crown Royal, DirecTV, Holiday Classic, NCIS: Sydney, Nissan, Ring, Target, TurboTax (1)
WINS IN TEAM TOP 10 LEADERBOARD
- Verizon (8)
- Hyundai (7)
- GEICO (5)
- Allstate (4)
- Amazon Prime, Toyota (3)
- Burger King, NFL Sunday Ticket, Progressive, State Farm, T-Mobile (2)
- DraftKings (1)
- Hyundai (15)
- NFL Sunday Ticket (12)
- Allstate (9)
- Toyota, Verizon (7)
- Amazon Prime, Walmart (6)
- Bud Light, Burger King (4)
- Google Pixel 8, Monday Night Football (3)
- Booking, Dick's, Domino's, DraftKings, Peacock Super Wild Card Exclusive, Tracker (2)
- America's Got Talent, AT&T, Big Noon Saturday, Capital One, Dancing With The Stars, DealDash, DirecTV Holiday Bowl, GEICO, Holiday Classic, Homes, Kayak, Lowe's, NFL Black Friday, Pro Bowl Games, Progressive, Reese's, Salesforce, ShipStation, St. Jude Children's Hospital, State Farm, T-Mobile, Temu, The Golden Bachelor, The Grammys, The Marvels, Thursday Night Football, Uber Eats, Xfinity (1)
| . | 2019-2020 | 2020-2021 | 2021-2022 | 2022-2023 | 2023-2024 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Q1 NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | 20 | 18 | 20 | 19 | 20 (+1) |
| Q1 COMMERCIAL TIME | 8:23 | 7:57 | 8:10 | 7:43 | 7:43 (--) |
| Q2 NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | 28 | 30 | 33 | 32 | 32 (--) |
| Q2 COMMERCIAL TIME | 12:50 | 13:34 | 13:36 | 13:10 | 13:01 (-0:09) |
| HALFTIME NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | 8 | 9 | 11 | 10 | 11 (+1) |
| HALFTIME COMMERCIAL TIME | 6:18 | 6:26 | 6:37 | 6:05 | 6:08 (+0:03) |
| Q3 NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | 19 | 19 | 20 | 18 | 21 (+3) |
| Q3 COMMERCIAL TIME | 8:12 | 8:13 | 8:38 | 7:32 | 8:27 (+0:55) |
| Q4 NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | 24 | 23 | 23 | 25 | 24 (-1) |
| Q4 COMMERCIAL TIME | 11:07 | 10:56 | 10:04 | 10:47 | 10:07 (-0:40) |
| OVERTIME NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | 4 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 5 (+2) |
| OVERTIME COMMERCIAL TIME | 1:30 | 3:12 | 1:56 | 2:18 | 1:57 (-0:21) |
| FINAL NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | 99 | 100 | 108 | 105 | 109 (+4) |
| FINAL COMMERCIAL TIME | 46:59 | 47:18 | 47:24 | 45:31 | 45:34 (+0:03) |
| . | TNF / AMAZON (16 Games) | SNF / NBC (24 Games) | MNF / ESPN (24 Games) | CBS (6 Games) | FOX (5 Games) | NFL Network (4 Games) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Q1 NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | 20 | 19 (LEAST) | 21 (TIED MOST) | 20 | 21 (TIED MOST) | 21 (TIED MOST) |
| Q1 COMMERCIAL TIME | 7:49 | 7:30 | 7:28 (LEAST) | 8:36 (MOST) | 8:09 | 8:14 |
| Q2 NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | 30 (LEAST) | 32 | 31 | 38 | 32 | 40 (MOST) |
| Q2 COMMERCIAL TIME | 12:23 | 13:17 | 12:05 (LEAST) | 16:10 (MOST) | 12:51 | 14:57 |
| HALFTIME NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | 13 | 8 (LEAST) | 12 | 9 | 10 | 17 (MOST) |
| HALFTIME COMMERCIAL TIME | 5:54 | 6:22 | 5:28 (LEAST) | 7:35 (MOST) | 6:55 | 6:30 |
| Q3 NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | 19 | 22 | 22 | 21 | 29 (MOST) | 16 (LEAST) |
| Q3 COMMERCIAL TIME | 7:34 | 8:40 | 8:28 | 8:56 | 10:20 (MOST) | 7:28 (LEAST) |
| Q4 NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | 27 (MOST) | 22 (TIED LEAST) | 25 | 23 | 22 (TIED LEAST) | 25 |
| Q4 COMMERCIAL TIME | 10:49 (MOST) | 9:57 | 10:04 | 9:52 | 9:41 | 9:36 (LEAST) |
| OVERTIME NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | -- | -- | 5 | 5 | -- | 5 |
| OVERTIME COMMERCIAL TIME | -- | -- | 1:38 (LEAST) | 2:35 (MOST) | -- | 2:00 |
| TOTAL NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | 109 | 103 (LEAST) | 110 | 111 | 114 | 121 (MOST) |
| TOTAL COMMERCIAL TIME | 44:25 | 45:50 | 43:47 (LEAST) | 51:39 (MOST) | 47:59 | 47:18 |
| . | HIGH | LOW |
|---|---|---|
| Q1 NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | Steelers vs Bills - WILD CARD (32) | Saints vs Rams, Buccaneers vs Lions - WILD CARD (9) |
| Q1 COMMERCIAL TIME | Steelers vs Bills - WILD CARD (13:10) | Dolphins vs Patriots (4:02) |
| Q2 NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | Chiefs vs Bills - DIVISIONAL, Steelers vs Colts (48) | Texans vs Colts (17) |
| Q2 COMMERCIAL TIME | SUPER BOWL (19:20) | Dolphins vs Chiefs - WILD CARD (8:35) |
| HALFTIME NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | Patriots vs Broncos (20) | Packers vs 49ers - DIVISIONAL (3) |
| HALFTIME COMMERCIAL TIME | SUPER BOWL (10:24) | Lions vs Cowboys (4:45) |
| Q3 NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | Packers vs Cowboys - WILD CARD (37) | Giants vs Bills (5) |
| Q3 COMMERCIAL TIME | Lions vs Chiefs (13:39) | Giants vs Bills (2:01) |
| Q4 NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | Dolphins vs Jets (50) | Dolphins vs Chiefs - WILD CARD (5) |
| Q4 COMMERCIAL TIME | Dolphins vs Jets (18:06) | Dolphins vs Chiefs - WILD CARD (2:01) |
| OVERTIME NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | Bengals vs Jaguars (7) | Bills vs Jets (2) |
| OVERTIME COMMERCIAL TIME | SUPER BOWL (2:35) | Bills vs Jets (1:00) |
| FINAL NON-LOCAL COMMERCIALS | Chargers vs Jets (134) | Dolphins vs Chiefs - WILD CARD (70) |
| FINAL COMMERCIAL TIME | SUPER BOWL (1:02:31) | Dolphins vs Chiefs - WILD CARD (31:03) |
| 1st Quarter | 2nd Quarter | 3rd Quarter | 4th Quarter | Overtime | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. CLE vs PIT (39:01) | 1. SEA vs DAL (47:50) | 1. GB vs DAL WC (37:32) | 1. TEN vs MIA (55:16) | 1. SUPER BOWL (26:42) | 1. SUPER BOWL (2:40:27) |
| 2. CLE vs HOU WC (37:19) | 2. CLE vs PIT (47:32) | 2. SF vs MIN (37:28) | 2. KC vs GB (51:10) | 2. CIN vs JAX (22:57) | 2. TEN vs MIA (2:38:07) |
| 3. PIT vs BUF WC (34:19) | 3. CIN vs BAL (45:42) | 3. GB vs SF DIV (37:17) | 3. MIN vs DEN (49:35) | 3. MIN vs CIN (17:30) | 3. CLE vs PIT (2:37:05) |
| 4. LAC vs LV (34:11) | 4. PIT vs IND (44:45) | 4. NYG vs SF (37:09) | 4. DET vs DAL (46:04) | 4. BUF vs NYJ (5:39) | 4. CIN vs JAX (2:34:32) |
| 5. BAL vs SF (34:08) | 5. LAC vs LV (43:36) | 5. DET vs KC (37:05) | 5. NE vs DEN (45:49) | 5. SEA vs DAL (2:30:39) | |
| 6. TEN vs PIT (34:03) | 6. LAR vs CIN (42:51) | 6. CLE vs PIT (36:16) | 6. CHI vs WAS (45:46) | 6. MIA vs KC - WC (2:29:08) | |
| 7. LAC vs NYJ (33:32) | 7. DEN vs BUF (42:47) | 7. HOU vs IND (36:16) | 7. BUF vs MIA (45:41) | 7. NYG vs PHI (2:26:33) | |
| 8. PHI vs DAL (32:48) | 8. MIA vs KC WC (42:26) | 8. SUPER BOWL (36:15) | 8. MIA vs KC WC (45:07) | 8. BAL vs SF (2:25:56) | |
| 9. PIT vs LV (32:35) | 9. SEA vs NYG (42:18) | 9. TB vs DET DIV (36:04) | 9. BAL vs JAX (44:24) | 9. MIN vs CIN (2:25:30) | |
| 10. MIA vs KC WC (31:57) | 10. NYG vs BUF (42:03) | 10. NYG vs PHI (34:54) | 10. DAL vs LAC (43:36) | 10. LAC vs LV (2:21:59) |
SUPER WILD CARD
ODD:
- 1 Hyundai was on BYE
- 2 State Farm defeated #7 iPhone 15 Pro 9-8
- 3 Verizon defeated #6 NFL Sunday Ticket 24-0
- 4 T-Mobile defeated #5 Amazon Prime 15-5
- 1 GEICO was on BYE
- 2 Progressive defeated #7 Walmart 10-6
- 6 Toyota UPSET #3 Burger King 7-4
- 5 Allstate UPSET #4 Capital One 10-1
ODD:
- 4 T-Mobile UPSET #1 Hyundai 9-6
- 3 Verizon UPSET #2 State Farm 11-8
- 1 GEICO defeated #6 Toyota 8-4
- 2 Progressive defeated, via better seed tiebreaker, #5 Allstate 6-6
- 3 Verizon defeated, via better seed tiebreaker, #4 T-Mobile 6-6
- 2 Progressive UPSET #1 GEICO 4-3
- 3 Verizon defeated #2 Progressive 2-1
Yes, you might of saw this last week, but I messed up and had to delete it. That was fixed haha! You are always welcome to ask me questions and see if I can add any additions. Just know, I might not be able to, because I am human, and this is just a hobby. Unless someone wants to make this my job, just let me know lol.
2024.06.03 19:38 Ericar1234567894 Huge variation in mh2 print runs, especially with regard to the light test?
 | Hey everyone, submitted by Ericar1234567894 to magicTCG [link] [comments] I just bought 3 copies of grief from a tcgplayer seller. After opening the package, noticed some variation in the texture, so I did the light test on them and the results truly shocked me. The first card is more matte, while the later two are more glossy. The cards all pass the green dot test and the text boxes look normal, so I’m pretty confident they are authentic. In addition, the 4th and 5th cards are a bone shards and unholy heat from mh2 and they also have similarly drastic variation in how they pass light. My question then is whether this is a known phenomenon. Have any of you ever noticed this? In addition, should I potentially be worried I have some kind of super advanced counterfeits on my hands? Thanks in advance! https://preview.redd.it/nj4jj882ae4d1.jpg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc2e127ad1abf64ad717ee8e3c6582e19a6ac6e https://preview.redd.it/cnqy1b318e4d1.jpg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c9180d98f7db84465faeb22426fd357b7b1f646 https://preview.redd.it/4joijrx18e4d1.jpg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36e9cf2213890cb6ce0c872fdbe4186b5b95a3e7 Bone Shards Unholy Heat |
2024.06.03 18:24 Relevant_Stop1019 PC Express - oh, the fun you will have!
My son is coming back from a six month overseas deployment and his lovely girlfriend is going to clean his house because his roommate is not the best at cleaning - so I offered to buy the cleaning products.
He is posted in a fairly isolated area about 3K km away from us, and I can get the items from Amazon or Walmart but she needs them for tomorrow and Walmart can't get them that fast. So okay, I have a bunch of PC points to use up, I'll do that....
5 cleaning items - 36 dollars (don't judge, I like the Method cleaning products, yes, they are cheaper at Walmart) - and plus tax and the pick up fee of $1 less the $30 in points I redeemed s/b - $13.20
I get charged $54.20 - because as explained to me by a CS agent, it COULD be higher (??), my points are "requested" to be redeemed and they put a hold of 125% of the total on my card. I can't use a bank debit MC or VS - only a straight CC ---??
I have never used the PC Express option, but I have to say compared to WalMart, it's really not a great service. I like that Walmart tells you what it will cost, charges you, makes substitutions at the same price and just handles any issues. I can send a chat message and my issue is resolved within minutes.
We live in SW Ontario and have a lot of choice, but in more isolated areas they do not and I feel for those of you in grocery or supply deserts. :(
Now that my pts are used, I'll cancel this card, and return my PC Mastercard as well - which I was in the process of doing. Not a happy experience.
submitted by Relevant_Stop1019 to loblawsisoutofcontrol [link] [comments]
He is posted in a fairly isolated area about 3K km away from us, and I can get the items from Amazon or Walmart but she needs them for tomorrow and Walmart can't get them that fast. So okay, I have a bunch of PC points to use up, I'll do that....
5 cleaning items - 36 dollars (don't judge, I like the Method cleaning products, yes, they are cheaper at Walmart) - and plus tax and the pick up fee of $1 less the $30 in points I redeemed s/b - $13.20
I get charged $54.20 - because as explained to me by a CS agent, it COULD be higher (??), my points are "requested" to be redeemed and they put a hold of 125% of the total on my card. I can't use a bank debit MC or VS - only a straight CC ---??
I have never used the PC Express option, but I have to say compared to WalMart, it's really not a great service. I like that Walmart tells you what it will cost, charges you, makes substitutions at the same price and just handles any issues. I can send a chat message and my issue is resolved within minutes.
We live in SW Ontario and have a lot of choice, but in more isolated areas they do not and I feel for those of you in grocery or supply deserts. :(
Now that my pts are used, I'll cancel this card, and return my PC Mastercard as well - which I was in the process of doing. Not a happy experience.
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- I have exceptional multiple-choice exam-taking skills. I have mastered the various techniques to make calculated guesses for the correct option in standardized exams such as the SAT & GRE.
- I have no problem with requests to solve sample problems upfront to prove my knowledge & proficiency of the course concepts.
- I can provide glowing references & strong examples of work done for past clients to verify my academic skills.
- I can also provide, upon request, complete detailed calculations with explanations for solutions to the problems worked on.
- I am quite skilled and adept in using multiple modernized educational platforms and software, including but not limited to: Brightspace MyStatLab D2L WebAssign Canvas MyMathLab Blackboard ALEKS
- Can format term papers and discussion posts in APA MLA Harvard Chicago Vancouver OSCOLA IEEE format.
- I am very knowledgeable and well-versed in a wide range of educational software to tutor students in including but not limited to: Acellus ALEKS APEX Learning Aplia Blackboard Brightspace Canvas Cengage CengageNow Connect ConnectMath Connexus CPM D2L Discord Edmentum Eviews Examity Excel Hawkes Learning Honorlock Khan Academy Knewton LimeSpring Lumen Maple MasteringChemistry MasteringPhysics MathXL (XL) MATLAB McGraw-Hill Microsoft Word Minitab Moodle MyAccountingLab MyEconLab MyITLab MyLab My Lab MyMathLab My Math Lab MyOpenMath MyPsychLab MySocLab MyStatLab My Stat Lab NCSS Open Source Software Pearson PERT PlatoWeb PowerPoint Prezi R Respondus Lockdown Browser with Webcam Sapling SPSS Stata StraighterLine Straighter Line WebAssign Web Assign Webex (Cisco) WebWork Wiley WileyPlus Wonderlic Zoom
As of 2021, I have tutored and helped students enrolled at the following U.S. universities community colleges county & city colleges schools for-profit institutions listed below in alphabetical order:
- A - C: American Public University System (APUS) Arizona State Ashford Brigham Young Brown Broward California State (Fullerton) Capella Chamberlain (Illinois) Colorado Technical Columbia Columbia Southern Cornell
- D - K: Dallas College Dartmouth DeVry Excelsior College Florida International Florida State Full Sail Georgia State Grand Canyon Harvard Houston Community College Ivy Tech Community College Kaplan Kennesaw State Kent State
- L - T: Liberty Lone Star College System Kaplan Miami Dade Michigan State CUNY State University of New York (SUNY) Northern Virginia Ohio State University of Phoenix (UOP) Penn State Princeton Purdue (Davenport) San Diego State San Francisco State San Jose State Southern New Hampshire Southern Nevada Stanford St. Petersburg Strayer Texas Tech
- UNIVERSITY OF: Alabama Arizona California (UC) Central Florida Chicago Cincinnati Florida Houston Illinois (Urbana-Champaign) Iowa Maryland Minnesota Michigan North Texas Pennsylvania Southern Florida Texas Toronto
- U - Z: UCLA Extension Utah State Utah Valley Valencia Walden U Wake Technical Western Governors Wilmington Yale
- I offer several unique payment plans, including a weekly plan, a discounted monthly plan, a discounted half-now / half-later plan, and highly discounted up-front rates.
- I can accept the following payment methods for my services: PayPal Debit Cards Square Cash Credit Cards Cash App Venmo.
- Only people located in North America have access to Venmo Cash App Zelle.
- This is an excellent way to determine if the person you're dealing with is from the United States.
- Within reason, I offer a partial or full money-Back guarantee if the student is very unsatisfied with my academic services.
- For other subjects, you can reach out to me, and I can connect you with one of my tutoring partners who can provide general academic assistance for the following subjects:
- Art & Design: Art History Design Film Studies
- Business: Accounting (Acc) Biz Courses Business Administration (Biz Admn) Business Calculus Business Law Business Statistics Corporate Finance Economics (Econ) Finance (Fin) Financial Accounting Intermediate Accounting Intermediate Microeconomics (Micro) Macroeconomics (Macro) Management (Mgmt) Managerial Accounting Marketing MBA
- Computer Science: C C++ Computer Programming (Comp) Java Python R (Introduction & Intermediate Level Only)
- Humanities: Communications (Comm) English Literature Essay & Term Paper Writing, Editing, Proofreading Essays History Papers Philosophy (Phil) Religious Studies Theology (Theo)
- Mathematics: A.P. Calculus AB & BC Psychology Statistics AP Statistics Bio statistics Calculus I (1) Calculus II (2) Calculus III (3) College Algebra Differential Equations Discrete Math Finite Math Functions General Math Geometry Liberal Arts Math Linear Algebra Multi-variable Calculus Partial Differential Equations Precalculus Probability Quantitative Reasoning Real Analysis Statistics Trigonometry (Trig) Vector Calculus
- Science & Medicine: Anatomy & Physiology (A & P) Biochemistry Biology (Bio) Biostatistics Earth Science Environmental Science General Chemistry (Chem) Healthcare Medicine Nursing Nutrition Organic Chemistry Physics (Phys)
- Social Sciences: Anthropology Economics (Econ) Geology Law & Justice Liberal Arts Liberal Studies Political Science Psychology Sociology
Considering the fact that you found my contact information online, it’s understandable to be skeptical regarding the legitimacy of my services. Therefore, I’m willing to do all of the following to help you feel more secure in trusting me with your academic needs:
- 1) Speak with you on the phone and answer any questions you may have so that you have the opportunity to assess and analyze my tone, articulation, accent, diction, dialect, regionalisms, pitch, vocabulary, word choice, intonations, and inflections.
- NOTE: I’m a New Jersey-born Irish/Italian-American, but I have been told that I speak in an erudite & articulate suburban American accent with a “professor style” voice somewhat resembling the voice of actor: Ben Stein.
- 2) Agree to do some homework questions of yours upfront with the work fully shown in real-time to prove my mastery of the course content.
- 3) Send you screenshots of at least five past scores I attained from completing exams & homework assignments for other students in the same type of class you need help with.
- 4) Send you full screenshots of written exam solutions I wrote up by hand for students in the past in the same course that you need help with so that you can see my neat handwriting.
- 5) Provide you with the contact information of students who have utilized my services in the past who would be more than willing to vouch for my skills.
At the risk of sounding arrogant, I consider myself to be at least marginally more intelligent (both academically & socially) than the average person. Therefore, if I ever decided to suddenly risk prison time, risk my reputation, and risk enduring the wrath of modern-day “cancel culture” by scamming people out of their money:
- I certainly wouldn’t do it for such paltry amounts of money. (i.e., anything less than $1,000 per victim.)
- I certainly wouldn’t choose high school & college students as my “target audience” to scam, considering that most people without college degrees have abysmally low annual incomes. Why choose low-income victims when it would be much more profitable to target high-income, high-net-worth individuals earning at least six figures a year? I have knowledge in business consulting, and I promise you that a business owner would be a MUCH more lucrative mark than a low-income college student.
- I wouldn’t choose such a time & energy-draining method of scamming people. Also, communicating back and forth with potential clients is an absurdly long time sink since only less than 10% of all potential clients who reach out to me actually become paying clients of mine. This means that 90% of my time communicating with potential clients ultimately proves to be a colossal waste of my irretrievable time & energy.
- If you pay me to provide academic services and I don’t deliver, you can always dispute the payment with the payment app and easily get your money refunded. If I were in the habit of swindling money from people, then all of my payment accounts would have been investigated and be completely shut down by now. And I would have been permanently banned from opening new accounts. Therefore, the fact that all my payment apps have been fully active for years should be sufficient proof that I haven’t had people consistently disputing payments sent to me.
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Contact Details for Hiraedu Helper:
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Website: hiraedu. com
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