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2024.05.17 11:52 deez_nutz696 Pehle cbse ne saare experiments hamare batch pe krke hame choda aur ab nta bhi hamare saath hii saare experiment krra🀑🀑🀑

Cbse and nta ki mkc
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2024.05.13 19:50 Nighthawk80085 Lajja, Sharam, Peedha.

Lajja, Sharam, Peedha.
Aj cbse ka result aya hai, bohot kharab lag raha hai mujhe. Mere parents ne mujhe bilkul nahi daanta, mere father ulta aj restuarant se khaana pack karake laye thay. Mere kuch relatives ko lagta hai ki main retarted hoon, poore saal padha hai acche se tab jaake main pass hua hoon aur mere 72% aye hai ( no offense), sach baat bolu to fir main Indian economics poori chodh ke gaya tha, bst ke 4 chapter chode hai, accounts mein partnership ka 1st chapter choda tha aur financial to almost poori chodh ke gaya tha except cash flow wo baat alag hai ki zyada kch aya nahi tha financial statements se, aur to aur mera accounts mein 68 marks ka attempt hua tha similar case tha Mera baaki subjects mein bhi except for English. Parso mera CUET hai kuch khaas taiyaari nahi hai. 10th mein bhi mera Aisa hi scene tha, same score tha 10th mein, maine socha tha ki 12th mein acche se padhai karunga, 90% ke aas paas launga par main chutiya moj masti karne laga. Ab mera MBA ka bhi plan bekar ho gaya, pata nahi apni life mein kya karunga main ab gharwale bhi shayad ummed harr gaye hai. Mujhe kisi ne nahi daanta ulta appreciate kiya, bhot ajeeb laga hai mujhe aur bohot boora bhi. Kaash main marr hi jata par suicide karne ki himmat nahi hai mujhme.
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2024.05.07 08:51 Mudi_Xi Aaj story ni sunaunga, Aaj tehelka story sunaunga (img change krdi mods)

Aaj story ni sunaunga, Aaj tehelka story sunaunga (img change krdi mods)
To all my regarded aspirants have some popcorn and sitback. Y ek aisi kahani h jiske baare m sirf main ar Mera dost jaanta h. The first time he heard this he was flabbergasted.
To mods πŸ₯Ί: delete mt Krna yaar I'm trying to cope a bit, also science h daba k story m to it's legal :)
~Love, TARS, love. It's just like Brand said. My connection with M*rs, it is quantifiable.
I was 11-12 yr old. Ar jawani aane s pehle mene kudh ko applied science k torch-bearer ki mehtvapoorna zimmedari saunp di thi. Ab marte jeete mera ek hi kaam tha; motor khojke manuj-peedhi k liye zaruri avishkaar krna.
Mere Ghar s kabadi wala kabhi ek tukde m saman ni le jata tha, kyuki jb bhi koi electronic appliance kharab hota tha to ghar ka ek zimmedar beta hone k naate, m uska purn roop s vishleshan krne k baad bolta tha ki Naya lelo ye to ni bnne wala. Ar ab vo lawaris device mere mazboot haatho m aa jati thi. Ar jb kisi ka dhyaan ni hota tha to pechkas, machis, hathodi, bhala-talvaar leke m usko shundar-shundar kr deta tha.
Ek din aise hi purani tv m se ek bhi motor na Milne k baad, main apne agle sikhaar k talash m tha. Ghar p majoor lge the Jo Ghar m kuch fix krre the ar mauka sahi tha. Poore Ghar ka ghanto tk chkkr lgane k baad mujhe kuch kabaad ni mila.. Apun ko lga, aaj science ki haar hogyi h ar duniya ko apne avishkaaro s jagmagane ka sapna, sapna hi reh jayega... Har k seedhi p baithe baithe mujhe Curie ar Archimedes ki yaad aai. Ar mene khudko saameta ar paripakvata ka ek paath pdhaya. β€œNi mere jeete-ji, science ni haarega. Ye kaam asan ni h, iss lone torch-bearer of science ki haar aisi choti rukavato s ni hogi.” Aisa smjane k baad ek baad firse mene Ghar scan mara ar apne beeshma pratigya ko safal krne m mujhe sirf maut dikh ri thi. Mujhe kuch aisa mil gya tha jisme sucess rate to find motor ar death rate maximum the. Mere haath peeche hore the tb firse mene khudko smjhaya ki brother soch agar Madam Curie bhi maut s dar gyi hoti to aaj hum manushya kitne peeche hote...
Apne bahubali haatho ka prayog mene uss vish ko uthane m kiya jo meri maut ka karan bnne wala tha. Ar science ka naam leke mene bahar nikala vo kaala, bhaari, dhul m sana hua magar sbse sundar electric appliance: vo DVD player πŸ“€.
Hn vahi DVD player πŸ“€ jo didi hath bhi lgane s mana ki thi. Mummy ne bola tha isko chuoge to taang tod denge.
Maut ka dar ar jeevan ka moh chorke mene pechkas nikala ar fata fat us DVD player πŸ“€ ko dekhte hi dekhte shundar-shundar kr diya. Ar usko kholne k baad smjho kayanaat palat gyi. 1 nahi 2 nahi balki 3 motors. Ab mujse control ni hora tha mene pechkas ki kabiliyat p zyada bharosa kr liya tha (fuck you do muh wale pechkas). Vo chote wale screw apne pe ad gye the, mene pyaar s unhe manane ki koshish ki magar vo mere ar mere namakool pechkas k incompetence p hasse jaa rhe the. β€œBhaya binu hogi na preeti”, madam Curie lgataar mere dimag m ye chaupaai bole jaa rhi thi. Naa chahte huye mujhe vo kadam uthana pda jo m ni krna chahta tha.
Mera plan tha: chup chaap kholo. Dheeme s motor nikaalo, motor kabze m aate hi chup chaap dhkaan lga k vapis aa jao jaise kuch hua hi ni tha.
Magar un choote screws ne apni shudra-vyaktitva ko zaahir kr diya tha. Mene apne namakool pechkas ko choda ar apne har dukh k saathi; hathodi ko uthaya. Those screw saw the wrath of lone torch-bearer of Science that day.
Trr trrr khatt-khattt.
Aakhirkaar universe k is mushkil kasauti ko m paar kr gya. Ar ab vo teen motors sirf ar sirf mere the.
Mene nazar-chakshu bagal m ghumaye to DVD player πŸ“€ ka haal dekha ni jaara tha. Isse pehle koi ye murder dekhe, mujhe iss laash ko thikane lgana tha. Maine saare tukdo ko sametna shuru kiya. Ar DVD player πŸ“€ ko antim vidaai di. Plastic k jhole m uss DVD player πŸ“€ ki atim yatra hui ar boht door jaane k baad mene ek sahi location paai; ek koode ka spot jaha kisi ki nazar ni pdegi. Mitti khod k uss DVD player πŸ“€ ki laash ko mene apne Bahubali haathon s thikane lga diya ar vapas Ghar aa gya.
Ghar to aa gya tha but ldai khtm ni hui thi. Chup chap gate bnd krke m didi no 2 k pass gya ar ek plan sochne lga. Didi no 2 tv dekhne m mashroof thi ar bahar s majooron ki awaz aari thi.
Mere shatir dimag m neurons shoot hue ar ek nayab plan soojha. Mene didi ko bola: 😾 ooye paagal! Kyaa krri h?? Ghar m majdoor lge h ar andr aise baithi h! Hosh khabar rkha kriye thoda! Abhi kuch utha k nikl jayenge sb to pta bhi ni chlega! Abhi hm ek bnde ko kal s dekh rhe h us β€˜TV AR DVD PLAYER πŸ“€β€™ k bgl m khada hoke kuch dekhra tha! Sochiye abhi hum ni hote to utha k nikal jata vo β€˜DVD PLAYER πŸ“€β€™! 😾
The idea was incepted. All I needed was it to ripe.
Kuch mahine beete mummy diwali ki safai krri thi ar didi no 1 chilla k bulai. BAABUUU... m iss situation k liye m poorna roop s taiyaar tha. M saamne gya ar bola kya hua. Didi no 1 was on fire. KAHA H VO DVD PLAYER πŸ“€??? I said: ni milra na! Hum bhi khoojre itne din s humko lga aap log chupa k rkhi h. Jeshtha purna roop s vismrit thi. Vo kuch ar kehti usse pehle bagal se didi no 2 aai ar boli hn hum bhi dekhre h itne din s. Humko lgra h vo last time kaam lga tha tbhi s gaayab hua h. Vo sb the bhi chor type k. Mauke ka faida utha k maine bola: hn hn aap to bolri thi na ki dekhi thi kisi ko tv bgl m kuch dekhra tha. And she thought and said: hn hn pta ni kaise kb utha k le gye... Itne m mummy aai ar boli: jaane do kon ab usme dekh bhi rha h movie voovie. And I ended the conversation: jaane dijiye tsk tsk le Jana hi tha to kamse kam humko bta diya hota hum us DVD player πŸ“€ m s motor to nikal liye hote
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2024.05.05 13:13 OwnBasis7143 So Kota factory wasn't lying 😭

So Kota factory wasn't lying 😭
Disclaimer: Kota factory se kuch Lena Dena nahi hai story ka wo to bas ese hi dialog match ho gae to socha dal du
Context: my tution has initially 6 director who were teachers also and all of the tution was running bc the bond of friendship (they were actually very good friends) but as time passes 2 teachers left and so on that at last only 3 teachers were left till November I knew they eventually gona crash so I started studying at home and occasionally just started visiting tution to show I'm alive and now biggest PLOT TWIST has been revealed that one of teacher was actually a imposter and he was the reason behind everyone leaving he manipulateed every teacher in convensing that he is with them no matter what,but when institute gets into more and more loan he just wanted to leave and a week ago he left . Our main director was so stun he didn't knew this could ever happen (also the person in recording is not him) , ab hamare tution me sare achhe teacher katam ho gae par mujhe fark nahi padta par phir bhi behencho absolute cinema jis cutiye ne choda or ye director dono madarchod the Bina mtlb gussa karte or syllabus hamesa late karate ab mera 11 hi cal raha tha abhi Tak behencho ab Aya kuch maja Mai to ab jata nahi tution isiliye ek dost ne beja recording
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2024.04.29 10:29 Ok_Dependent6471 Aakriti and jashwant's live

'mein Sachin ko respect karti thi isliye mene 10 chize nahi boli' bro we have watched the episodes and fake claiming things won't prove you right and jashwant Tum aakriti le naya pille ho jab 2 3 mahine dance wance karke reel banake thak jaegi woh Naya pille pallegi acha Hoga agar Tum chup hi raho toh aur agar aakriti NE nahi choda toh history will repeat itself jashwant ne Jo nandu ke sath Kiya hai wahi Hoga aakriti kendathi ish liya jyada uchlo aur socha tha isse jyada toh nahi giregi bandi ne phirse slut shaming, body shaming suru kardiya have you lost your mind?? Show pe Jo karliya toh karliya ab live peh bhi Naya #thereal the main the truthful the sab ka Raza kholdungi jashkriti show kholna Chalu Kiya hai Kya? Lagta hai Splitsvilla wallo ne diya huwa paisa kam padgaya Kya aur ab insta live pe bitching karke kamana chati ho?? shouting and crying won't prove you right and respectfully you deserve all the hate
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2024.03.31 17:38 nohoes6996 The JEE Ending/Final Comeback Chance

11th 12th me family, economical, issues to the hi (peak corona, papa cab driver hai so no work, and he is single earner and hamare paas pata hi lag gya hoga generational wealth to hai nahi) uske upar se gharwalo ne device aur wifi online lectures aur classes ke liye dilaya usme bas anime dekha( not like I hadn't studied but aur bhot achha ho skta tha)
Ended up with appeox 82%ile, boards ro rokar diye(literally, thought I'd fail in Physics exam ke ek raat pehle ray wave semiconductor chhue bhi nahi the), April me bhot uncertainty thi ki kab hoga exam uske chakkar me 1 mahina bhot kam padha Marks to +30 hogye, but percentile 78.
Drop liya, offline Institute join kiya (state topper last 2-3 saal se wahi se aarha hai + jaankari thi.) Coaching ki clases material ki. Fir Mid nov tak decide hogya classes jana kam karenge and 43 years ki PYQ book lake wo solve karenge, wo solve ki max chapters ki.
Jan attempt me bas P, C me Salt analysis, ionic, Optics(R+W), Liquids choda. Maths hamesha se weak thi to did selected chapters.
Fuck up kardiya, jaha 170 aane the, ~140 aaye (60, 60,20). Chodo koi nahi marks utne bhi kharab nahi hai 97 tak touch hojayegi percentile.
93.7
Dosto ke pooche, jiske number 104, uski bhi percentile zyada, jiske 145 uski bhi zyada apne peer grp me itne achhe laane ke baad bhi bhot peeche reh gya.
Mujhe apni galti hi nahi samajh aayi, Mene aisa kya galat kardiya jo mere saath hi aisa hua, sabke number kam ho ya jyada percentile zyada hi hai (why?) Ek hafta bhot roya, gharwalo ne bhi bhot samjhaya koi nahi aage focus karo but mujhe wahi janna tha ki bc 140 pe 95 bhi nahi aayi mere baski to nahi hai 2 mahine me 210 laane.
Uss depression se ubharte ubharte aaj padhunga kal padhunga karte karte March shuru ho gya. YPT grps join kiye, ek din padha wapas wahi, dekhte dekhte ab ek hafte pehle aankh khuli ki kaha fass gya. But thoda bhot I was revising to I can atleast finish revision with minimal q practise. Agar book uthake baithta tha to lagta tha ki bc bacha kya hai kya padhu saare to PYQ solve karliye ab kismat itni kutti hai usme meri kya galti hai?
But ab ubhar chuka hu, bhot baato ko let it be karke aage badhna hota hai wo zindagi ne dikhaya.
Ab 5th April ko JEE Mains hai zindagi ka final let's see how I'll do. But is week mai consistently long hours baith raha hu. I feel I have improved a ton, compared to if I had scored 97 in the first attempt.
Ab Ek hi aim hai.
The JEE Advanced.
Wapas wahi galti nahi hone dunga.
50 days.
Will make every minute count.
Even if I score 10k rank, I'll be well off (mere paas catagory hai, faaltu ka hate dena na dena tum par hai).
Pata nhi kyo likhdiya. Par ab to likhdiya padho iskiπŸ₯°
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2024.03.10 08:01 Recognition-Radiant Fell Hard Really Hard

padhai kara par tension me sab paper me hagdiya english main 10 marks choda chem organic bhulgaya max paper to relatable chize likhe aya .physics main formulae bhul gaya maths main bhi same just hoping sabme 75-80 avg ajaye overall aur abhi pe kara usme 90 launga (wish that will come true ). maine kal socha ki main padhai ke liye nhi bana hu but badme dhyan aya padhai aur reddit/lnnovels hi shanti dete mujhe kyuki sports main to hunhi achaa na fit hun bus genetic ke karan workout karta hun lagta hain but abhi to pet bhi nikal aya hai overall lg nhi raha but 80% ajaye bus god ne to kabhi help ni kri isi baar karde.bohot bada overthinker hu bus abhi 80% ajaye checker daya karde bus improvement dedunga june/july main aur abhi sidha drop lene ke plan hain itna consistent rahunga ki koi regret na ho .but sala sirf 12th ka ata hai wo bhi sirf 75-80%. ata hai zero se start karunga bus thoda board mujhe copium dede age badhne ke lie .abhi sirf samay ka intezar 80% ajaye aur bus agle saal isi time I got into NIT ki post karunga . cringe lagega but maine sirf moment ki feelings likhdi is baar sachme
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2024.02.29 18:35 Mindless_Bar7630 Dosto update lelo....

Mitro unexpected tha.... surprise Diya usne 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Internal chal rhe hai, dost se contact kr ke aagya college k pass samne aagya Bhai pehle to ignore Kia Maine kya pata kon hai firse mud k dekha to mujhe dekh k hass raha tha bhaiiiiii.......😭😭😭😭😭😭. Aisa bhagi mein uske pass hug krliya choda hi nhi bhai.....ek galti hogyi kisi ne record nhi Kia πŸ₯². Bhai sirf usse aur mujhe pata hai kitni yaad ati thi ro ro k sote the raat ko.....Bhai life mein kitne bhi problems ho patience aur wait Karo bhai ek din worth it hota hai.
Bhai pata nhi kitna time mein usse hug kr k rhi thi bohot royi Bhai...wo bhi roo Diya tha abh wo shant nhi baithega to Dona ka rone ka program chalu ho jata isliye wo ji chup baith gaya πŸ˜‚. Direct station se aaya tha bags bhi the air bnb book kia tha...pehle to gye waha wo fresh hua....mein bhi gyi thi room 🫣. Baki aap samjhdar ho bhai jyada kuch nhi. Usne aapne haath se khana bhi khilaya mein aapna dhyan nhi rakhti wo bolta tha tujhe aapne hatho se khana khi launga. Abhi bol Raha hai next baar aauga to tere ghar hi AA jaunga tere mummy se baat kr k aapne saath le jaunga..... Jabh usne ye sabh bola mein to shock hogyi thi.... mujhe believe nhi ho rha tha aisa krne wala hai ye....ye din meri jindagi ka sabse special din hai....aur gajab ki baat to hum dono ki birthday ek hi din aati hai....bohot sare chije same hai bas gender alag hai dosto πŸ˜…. Is hi wajah se bohot jaldi connect hogye....
Fir hum 12 vje talak nikal gye bahar ghumne Khana to kha liya tha isliye dadar chowpatty chale gye beach PE waha pe bhi acchi hawa chal rhi thi sabh beach PE khel rhe the....acche vibes the .... college k pass hu beach hai waha pe ek gola Wale uncle hai mere pehchan k unse bhi bf ka intro karvaya.... paise nhi liya unhone harroj jati thi unke dukkan pe pr degungi kal 😁.
Fir beach ghumte ghumte 2 BJ gye abhi bhuk lag gyi.... dadar station chale gye, waha pe thodi obviously shopping kr Li usne karvai usko pata hai mere pass jyada kuch nhi hai....muje bhi uske paise waste krna nhi pasand usne jabardasti dilwa Diya 3 4 jhumke bhi leliye ☺️. Dadar station k pass famous hotel hai visawa waha pe khana kha k hum nikal gye bandra....itne sabh mein 3 BJ gye. Bandra mein mount merry ghum k aagye waha pe bhi beach k pass baithe k time spend Kia...sunset enjoy kia....6 bje gye...Ghar nikal ne ka waqt hogya tha Bhai jaise ye chij yaad aagyi rone lagyi mein bhayankar....wo tension mein kaise chup karvaunga πŸ˜‚. 7 bje talak usko uske room k pass drop kr diya aur mein bhi ghar aagyi 8 bje talak... Abh soch rhe hoge tum log kiss wiss kuch nhi hua kya nhi bhai....baato mein itne busy the pata hi nhi chala Ghar se call alag aa rhe the kal firse milungi tabhi kr lungi kiss 🫣....
Thank you so so so so so much dosto sabhne bohot help ki thank you sooooooo much ye chij aapne jindagi mein nhi bhulungi mein
Arey haa...usse mara bhi tha Maine itna time lagaya milne k liye...chup chap maar bhi kha liya cutie hai mera 😘. Aur mujhe usse gift Dena possible nhi hua usne dediya accha nhi lag raha kal de dungi ☺️. Usne choclates laye the mere fav aur flowers ek rose alag se baalo mein laga ne k liye 🫢. Bas kisi ki Nazar na Lage meri cutie ko β™₯️. Bohot precious hai, chupa k rakha hai Dil mein...yaa to shadi yaa life ki barbadi
Thank you so much everyone, unknown hoke bhi help krdi dosto love you all 🫢
@Sentient_Forklift @AliveSummer4826 @No_background2959 @rouirouigo @Gautamgabhir97 @Puzzleheaded_Gap18 @Weird_philosopher607
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2024.02.29 07:40 Automatic_Broccoli91 MDI Waalon ne kahin ka nhi choda

GNEM 99.34(9/8/7)
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2024.02.24 18:20 ttthrowawayyy8888 Pak Military Brat Couldn't Handle The Criticism

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2024.02.16 03:59 Litt_Kiddie New Music Friday (02/16/2024) 🧊

G'day and welcome to NMF#173!
It's Fractal Friday my dudes! Hope you all had a great week, lots of sick music today!!

Singles

EPs

Albums


Did I miss anything? Provide new music (from this week) in the comments below, so that this thread can be updated. Did you miss anything? Previous New Music Friday posts are available here and last weeks playlist is here.
Be sure to follow the dubstep NMF playlist, updated weekly with all the contents of the post. Or, if you prefer something a little more hand-curated, try u/BahaMan69's wubly, or my own Hypers playlist.
Come and hang out on discord!
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2024.02.14 10:00 Ok_Collar_60 Hot sexy actress ka fayeda police ne uthaya poora nanga karke choda link in description for full hot video

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2024.02.11 09:32 Prestigious-East-740 Bhai ne kuch nahi choda from the way of speaking to notes

Bhai ne kuch nahi choda from the way of speaking to notes
Bhai ne kuch nahi choda from the way of speaking to notes everything is copied inspired.
https://preview.redd.it/fluv8wmc3xhc1.png?width=2232&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a6138bdad7e073246f281fae3a767e7192dec38
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2024.01.19 14:34 Bl4z333e Advice needed πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈβ—β—β­•πŸ›‘β—β€ΌοΈβ‰οΈ

bhaio scene aisa hain ki kal 930 se mera mock cbt mode mein and kal school valo ne preboard 2 bhi rkha hua hain abhi iss dilemma mein hu ki kya du coz pre1 to already de dia hain and mujhe mock nhi miss krna but moral satisfaction nhi mil rha aisa lag rha ki kuch galat hain (aaj tak koi paper nhi choda hain isliye)meri class mein 20 bache hain jo same coaching ke hain to maine bola ki hmara postpone krdo uske lie bhi nhi man rhe (unme se 8 hi serious hain)what to do
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2024.01.10 18:49 Bulky-Top3782 Ankita to Ayesha : Ye ladke aise he karte he

If this post by any chance looks bad about him, please let me know and i will delete this, because maybe this might sound wrong

While ankita was talking to ayesha in today's episode(10-01-2024), she said ki Ye ladke aise he karte hai, nayi ladki ko patane ke liye apne ex ke bare me buri baate bolte hai, main ache se janti hu ladko ke baare me ye baat... she kept on talking for a while about boys and the boyfriend or boyfriends she had in her past, itni der boli ki cut he kardiya bhai makers ne.

is she talking about Sushant? With all due respect i dont want to talk bad about him by any chance. But ab tak jo bhi ex ki bate ki he 90 days me she has talked about Sushant only. also said once or twice ki Sushant ne use choda and while talking she said something like "jo bhi reason se usne choda, i dont wanna talk about it"


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2023.12.30 08:30 sadhuvaswanicenter Gift of free Forgiveness Journal for you

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2023.12.29 04:27 dharma-first PLEASE READ: SERIOUS THEOLOGICAL CRISIS! BAPS Swaminarayanism V.S Vaishnavism?

DISCLAIMER: I am writing this post asking for clarification, knowledge, explanations and overall healthy debate. And given the size of Reddit, I thought why not post here where anybody can post anything with relative anonymity. I preface this by saying that I do not claim myself to be wiser than anybody or as somebody who knows it all. I am not writing this with any malintent. However, I am a Hindu FIRST, before my allegiance to any sect. I myself have grown up in the Swaminarayan tradition (specifically, BAPS). I am just a guy who has questions and is willing to hear points from all sides, so hit me!
Despite coming from the same caste, and same region within Gujarat, I grew up within an initially split family, with one side following Vallabhacharya's Pushti-Marg and the Vadtal Diocese of the Swaminarayan Sampradaya. After moving abroad to the USA, my family started going to our local BAPS mandir. We still go to it today. My parents are heavily involved in its activities. The BAPS Sanstha has had an overall positive effect on the outlook of Hindus outside of Bharat.
Going to their kids & teens' sabhas has inculcated in me quite strong Dharmic foundations, like abstaining from Meat, Fish, Eggs, & Onions and Garlic, alongside keeping Brahmacharya, saying No to Alcohol, doing daily Aarti, and regular Ahnik/Sandhya Vandan (standard traditional Hindu practices). And I am truly grateful for this, otherwise, I'd be like the other Indians in America, who are but in name only Hindu.
There are many who criticise BAPS specifically for the gender segregation in the mandirs, their Guru and Sadhus not being able to see women, being too conservative and strict, making too many mandirs, etc. If anything, I am proud of this, due to my intrinsic love for traditionalism. And any such criticisms, I see them as Nastik & Commie malarky. But my question for BAPS lies somewhere else.
I have started reading other Hindu texts like the Bhagavad Gita and the Shrimad Bhagavatam. Shriji Maharaj (Swaminarayan or Sahajanand Swami) has said that his followers should regard these two, as well as 6 others (1) as authoritative. But upon reading the former two, I see that they exalt Shri Krishna and Vishnu as Sarvopari (Supreme), that too COUNTLESS times. Evidently, I was confused, and so I started reading Sampraday's own texts. Be it the Vachanamrut, Satsangi Jivan, the OG Shikshapatri, and Bhaktachintamani. They all consistently narrate quite an eloquent story of once the Rishi's and Great-Souls being in the presence of Nara-Narayan Bhagwan in Badrikashram complaining of the degeneracy of Kali-Yug to Him, and with the unforeseen arrival of Sage Durvasa by the other rishi's and the Former feeling insulted, he then curses all of them (including Nara-Narayana Dev) to take birth in Bharat as humans. In the same Sabha, Narayan promises to be born to Dharma and Bhakti. Thus, Ghanshyam Pande was born to Dharmadev and Bhaktimata on 3rd April 1781 (on Ram Navmi).
Shriji Maharaj consistently in his Shikshapatri says that Shri Krishna (the One who was born of Devaki and Vasudev) is his Ishtadev and that he has Shri Krishna and Radhikaji in his Heart. The partharo (preface) of the Vachanamrut (a scripture detailing Shriji Maharaj's discourses throughout his time in Gujarat) details deeply and vividly what the Abode of God is like. It describes that in the midst of Golok, there is an Akshardham, and within which eternally presides Lord Shri Krishna with Radhikaji and Lakshmiji beside him, with the 4 Veds personified singing His glorify, His Chaturvyuh (four emanations), Chaturvimshatimurti (24 forms or murti's), and his Avatars present. Shri Krishna looks eternally youthful, is of dark cloud colour, and has the light of millions of suns and moons. (I am paraphrasing here but see No.2 below for full partharo).
Going deeper into this Vachanamurt, Shriji Maharaj speaks in high regard of Dharma, Gyana, Vairagya and Bhakti. He completely shuns nastik heterodoxies like Jainism and "Shuska-Vedanti's", who seem to believe in a Monistic worldview (in line with the beliefs of Advaita Vedanta).
The roots of the Swaminarayan Sampraday are 100% Vaishnava. The initial founder, Ramanand Swami, who was the guru of Shriji Maharaj, is said to be the incarnation of Uddhava, a friend of Shri Krishna. He has said to have gotten diksha from Shri Ramanujacharya in the dream state and told to form a new Sampradaya in the Pashchim (West), i.e. Gujarat, where Shri Krishna will come to you, in the form of Shriji Maharaj.
All of this is consistent with Shriji Maharaj's own math (opinion) of Shri Ramanujacharya's Vishistadvaita Philosophy (6). The Uddhava/Swaminarayan Sampradaya was instrumental in getting rid of the practice of Sati, drowning of baby girls in milk at birth, yagna's involving animal slaughter, superstitions and a whole host of truly gnarly and evil stuff going on in Saurashtra and Gujarat at the time. He brought back Bhagvat Dharma, and morality and established 6 incredible Mandirs of Lakshmi-Naryan Bhagavan, Nara-Narayan Bhagavan, & Radha-Raman. He instructed his followers to venerate the Panch Devi-Dev's (Shiva, Vishnu, Ganesh, Parvati, & Surya). While being against caste oppression, he still encouraged everyone to uphold their varna-ashram dharma.
He brought back Vaishnava Dharma, in a way that perhaps the Pushti-Marg/Vallabh Sampradaya couldn't. His aversion to Shuska-Vedanta and preaching of Bhakti has close parallels to that of Shri Ramanujacharya 8 centuries prior.
My LOGICAL conclusion, from my reading of solely the Sampraday's scriptures, is twofold. Either:
Whether other Hindus agree with this last statement or not is beside the point.
What I find crazy is how on earth is a Sampradaya once exalting the greatness of Shri Krishna, Vishnu, Narayan, Vasudev, etc. now not only switching deities but preaching that Shriji Maharaj is somehow the cause of all avatars.
Followers of the Sampraday would themselves use the aforementioned VasudevMahatmya as proof of Shriji Maharaj's divinity, but even there, all we see is quite an unknown set of verses that foretell the possibility of Vasudev, who is Vishnu Bhagwan, coming down onto earth in Samvedi Brahmin family in Kosala-Desh to Dharma and Bhakti (5), and not another deity, who is allegedly unbeknowest to all and has never incarnated up until 1781 and is apparently the cause of all the avatars, but just not Shri Krishna and is completely distinct from Him. This is my confusion.
Today, Swaminarayanism as a whole, whether it's BAPS, Vadtal, Amdavad, SMVS, etc., preaches that all of the avatars came from Swaminarayan, i.e. Shriji Maharaj as "Sarva Avatar ka Avatari". Even as a kid, who knew basic Hinduism, I thought "Wait a minute! I always knew Krishna, Varaha, Kurma, Matsya, etc. as part of the Dashavatar of Shri Vishnu Bhagavan." But I let it slide.
They've referred to Shriji Maharaj as Narayan, Hari, Vasudev, and even at times Krishna. They call him "Purna Purushottam", an epithet reserved for Vishnu. But at the same time, they say Shriji Maharaj is greater than that very Vishnu. And now I am in my early 20s not knowing how to answer when somebody asks me, "Mr.{my surename}, What do you believe in?"
Shriji Maharaj has said that you should listen to scripture from the Satpurush or a Sadhu who is God-Realised. I can understand that we humans can misinterpret scripture, and that is why we have multiple interpretations of quite complex schools of thought within Sanatan Dharma. But if a text says something as simple as "The Sky is Blue", I really don't see many far-fetched interpretations you can make out from that. While that's an oversimplified analogy, in a similar manner, making the change from Narayan is Supreme, to Swaminarayan (or Shriji Maharaj) is Supreme, is quite a leap.
And I don't even want to go into the Akshar-Purushottam Philosophy, which is unique solely to BAPS. In my mind, Akshar Purushottam makes sense in isolation to all of the work Shriji Maharaj did and the messages he preached. It presupposes Shriji Maharaj Himself being an entity greater than Krishna or Vishnu, and that is why the copies of the Shikshapatri and Vachanamrut by BAPS have omitted or limited such verses that indicate otherwise. Here is why we see such stark contrasts between BAPS and the Original Dioceses of Vadtal and Amdavad.
This is NOT coming from an outsider of BAPS. I grew up reciting "Swami ane Narayan, Akshar ane Purushottam, Atma ne Paramatma" and "Gunatitanand Swami Mul-Akshar, Sahajanand Ek Parameshwar," every weekend. If my confusions are properly dispelled, I will confidently yield and say "I am sorry, I was wrong" or "I misunderstood".
This is open to all. Thank you for taking the time to read this.
Jai Swaminarayan
Ram Ram
Jai Shri Krishna.



Sources
  1. (the other 6 are the Veds, Vishnu Sahasranam in Mahabharat, VasudevMahatmya from Vaishnav-khand of Skand Puran, Yagnavalkya Smriti, Vidur Niti, Vyas Sutras)
  2. https://www.swaminarayangadi.com/publications/book.php?pid=136
  3. Shrimad Bhagavatam Canto 1 Chapt. 3
  4. Shrimad Bhagavad Gita Chapt 4 Verses 8-9
  5. Chapter 18 Verses 42-44 of the VasudevMahatmya (found in section 9 of Book 2 (Vasudev Mahatmya in Vaishnav Khand) of the Skand Purana) https://www.wisdomlib.org/hinduism/book/the-skanda-purana https://www.swaminarayan.faith/media/3834/vasudev-mahatmya-english.pdf
  6. Shikshapatri Shloka 121
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Now I think this is what makers want and Salman ko bhi wrong clips dikhake they change his perspective.
Itne hafto se everyone was hammering Munawar ki kyu pade ho mannara ke peche
Salman said so, Karan said so, his friends said so
When he finally did and mannara cried... Makers brought some sort of made up narrative and made Munawar the bad person here. Probably because she is the Chopra sister , they won't want their image to be spoilt or something like that, which is why they are making this narrative against Munawar, even though mannara is an attention wh* i mean an attention seaker , she is really dumb, they tried to say she is being manipulated.
Mannara has done 100 dumb things but Salman just told probably just one of the few things mature things "she" has done, now mature stuff is really something normal but coming from someone like Mannara ofcourse it is a big deal, so he told that story to scold Abhishek, which honestly I don't think was Abhishek's fault. Ofcourse this Mannara was overacting, and she also overreacted after he made fun of her.
Abey bhai Chopra sister he to kitna uski galtiya chupayoge , Mannara ke khilone ne use chod Diya wo royi aur ab uske khilone itna kyu dantre ho bhai
My main point was:
Karan : jo dosti nhi nibhate, usse Dosti mat karo
Salman : mannara ke peche mat pado
Munawar finally leaves her
Salman : Kyu choda be?
Mannara takes advantage the upper hand and just fight with munawar when he is genuinely speaking to her to sort what's happening
She won't get out any soon from the show , but I hope she does...
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