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Learn Japanese from scratch with Kawai

2012.09.02 15:24 pootedesu Learn Japanese from scratch with Kawai

Learn Japanese from scratch in one place!

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2009.08.10 21:39 a_cup_of_juice Learn to play the guitar!

For anyone who wants to learn guitar or improve their skills. [Join us on Discord!](https://discord.gg/pMjpN6aDVb)

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2017.07.17 21:18 TheWarDoctor Teachable Moments

Collections of gifs/videos/whatever where a valuable lesson is delivered in a clear and positive manor.

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2024.05.20 02:04 renganomics An argument for suicide

I cant feel pain if i dont exist. I would much rather have never been born but beggars cant be choosers so i might as well make do with the next best alternative. I have existed for 21 years, i have no prospects, no close confidants aside from the one person whose heart i broke and in turn broke mine, and no sense of direction or motivation. I made a choice i thought would protect her from pain and disappointment, and ended up causing so much pain and disappointment she could no longer bear the idea of being with me. She could no longer see a future for us. We had spent so long discussing possible futures, destinations, careers, even fucking pets, and in one moment i ruined that reality, or possibly rather revealed its unreality. If she couldnt accept me at my worst, most shameful state, did she deserve to see me at my most proud? If there is a God he, she, or whatever fucking pronouns they use are a cruel manipulator on a cosmic scale. 1.5 years may be a blip in the eyes of some master creator but im barely 2 decades old and this shit has been a massive fucking chunk of my life so far. I know theres other people, i know the key to happiness is working on myself, but why should i even fucking bother when all i want is to devote my life to her? Some find solace in religion, praising and worshipping whatever deity some guy thousands of years ago pulled out of their fucking ass and maybe that brings them peace. I wish it did for me. I wish i was able to keep believing that some guy in the sky created an entire race of sentient beings out of fucking dirt and then somehow had a son with one of these dirt gremlins for the sole purpose of this son dying ‘for the sake of our sins’. I wish so badly this made sense to me. Maybe then i could direct all my energy to that and find purpose in it. But i dont. And i cant. It just makes no sense to me. Id rather put my energy and soul into someone i can perceive, after all perception is the only confirmation of our reality. I cant see some sky daddy up in the clouds, but i can see her. I worshipped her, i praised her. If there was a God it took shape in her. They say he made us in his image but the only proof of that i can see is corrupt, selfish, and altogether destructive to itself and the world he supposedly created for it to foster. If we are the image of God then he is a vile, ugly, sadistic being. I remember learning in school about tragedies, and their main defining trait is that they revolve around the downfall of the protagonist due to a flaw of their own they were unable or unwilling to overcome. Humanity is a fucking tragedy. The only animal cursed with the knowledge that we are slowly decaying. What kind of existence is that? Im supposed to find purpose knowing im just a sack of atoms with an unknown expiry date? How do i live knowing everything and everyone around me will not only cease to exist at a certain point, but if our mess of a species manages to make it into any sort of distant future, most of us arent even likely to be remembered? I hate sentience, i hate existence, and i hate pain. I hate the way my heart aches when i see her. I cant seem to escape this prison of affection she has me in. i hate that i let myself be so vulnerable and then hurt her so badly she can no longer be vulnerable with me. I worked so fucking hard to earn her trust. It was a fucking grueling experience. And i would do it all again if given the chance. The looks of mistrust turning to a deep reliance, as i slowly peeled away the layers to her soul. She used to describe her trust as eggs she was putting in my basket, and the day she said i had all her eggs might have been the most loved i ever felt in my life. 2 weeks ago she told me i broke one of her eggs, and she had to take them back now to protect them. I dont think ive ever felt so much pain and remorse as i did in that moment. Not only for hurting the person i cared about most, but because i have to live with the fact that that unreality we had built together would stay that way, and it was all on me. I hurt her, and i hurt myself. I know theres probably someone out there with more shared interests, with more quippy one-liners, possibly someone im even more attracted to physically. But i just dont fucking care. What point is there in chasing that when it could all get fucked like this? I cant do this again. I wont do this again. Its too much. I think i might be done. One of these days i might finally get the fucking balls to do it. ive been so scared for so long. The afterlife, my family and friends, her. But fuck it. My parents see me as the problem child, and they wouldnt even be fucking wrong. My siblings barely know me and i barely know them. Visiting home is like a hotel where im constantly reminded of how much of a failure i am and all the ways everyone around me is better. And im genuinely not even jealous. I could care less about any of my cousin’s lifestyles, or my sisters much better academic performance and artistic skill, or my brother’s athletic prowess. I really am happy for them, they all deserve it and more given the work theyve put in. The only thing i give a shit about is the fact that i get treated less because of these things. I just want to be able to live my life without being put down for choices that im happy with. I just want genuine fucking support, and when i fail to not have it shoved in my fucking face as if i dont already feel like enough of a shit sack. I dont need a 6 figure salary i need a fucking support system. A small but significant part of me holds a deep resentment for my parents for actively choosing to bring me existence. When i get the fucking chance i might just have to take that existence into my own hands and strangle it away, but for now im too much of a fucking pussy to try. I dont even know how id do it. I want it short and painless, almost instant if possible. I dont want any chance of survival in the form of life support, so maybe looking into a dnr would be useful but i dont even know where to start with that. Ive heard of a trick with the car exhaust, but i dont own a car and i dont want anyone finding my dead body in their vehicle. I just want an easy death, life has been hard enough. I feel like im tipping over the edge

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2024.05.20 02:03 throwawaybubblez How should I manage my personal finances before leaving the UK?

In the next couple of months I will be leaving the UK. However, before I leave I would like to ensure all my affairs are in order. Here is my situation and I’d appreciate any input.

No student loan to pay off
No savings / paying off last £3k debt
UK pension via work I plan to move to new employers scheme asap
Insurances - debating on whether to cut this off now or the month before I’m leaving
Taxes - I will file for a tax refund to see if I’m eligible (£80k salary before tax, maybe not?)
I will keep one of my UK bank accounts open to finish my Amex card payments but I plan on closing down all others

I can’t think of anything else that needs doing but please do let me know.
SN: I was hoping once I’m completely debt free of buying in the UK in the next couple of years. Will I be taxed like crazy? If so, I will focus my energy on buying in the new country.
Thank you in advance.

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2024.05.20 02:03 wesleymess Season 3 Protag Marcy AU

AU where Anne notices Andrias attempting to attack Marcy, her powers flare back up long enough her to push Marcy out of the way and into the portal, taking the blow for her while Marcy and the Plantars are warped back to Los Angeles.
• Before the portal warps Marcy back instead of the "I-I'm sorry... for everything." that Marcy gives, Anne tries to comfort Marcy, saying "D-Don't worry, M-Mar-Mar... I probably w-would have done the s-same if I had to be separated from y-y-you and Sash...".
• While back in Willow Brooke, Marcy can't bare to confront her parents so she decides to stay with the Boonchuys. Obviously, after she explains why she ran away and her need to get everyone back home, they let her and the Plantars stay as long as they need. Marcy tells them about Amphibia but, like Anne, leaves out the parts about the evil king....... and the fact that she saw their daughter get stabbed through the torso and possibly die... instead she lies that Anne is still perfectly fine back in Wartwood.
• Marcy is more angsty about this whole thing than Anne appeared to be in canon. Made even worse by the fact that every time she sees the people she now lives with, she is reminded that her cowardice cost them the most important person in their families. She also finds being the only one of her friends to make it back to the place that she tried so hard to run away from as a form of twisted irony. A cosmic punishment for tampering with a mystical artifact that was far beyond her understanding, leading to her friends and their loved ones paying the price for it.
•A lot of the same plot beats still happen such as Fight at the Museum, Fixing Frobo, If You Give A Frog A Cookie, and Mr. X but episodes such as Thai Feud and Temple Frogs don't due to Marcy obviously not having the same familial bonds as Anne and Adventures in Catsitting due to The Boonchuys being unable to schedule a dentist's appointment for a child that is not under their legal guardianship.
• Marcy wears her blue Newtopian cloak even with her casual clothing just in case she sees her parents and needs to hide her face from them under her hood so they don't recognize her. (There is a running gag through season 3 where she has to make sure she doesn't stand under any sprinklers in case her cloak spontaneously combusts.)
• Back in Amphibia, The Core, now no longer having Marcy, decides to take Anne. Now calling themself Dianne, they use Anne not for her mind... but instead for her power and to use it for it's namesake.............. to bring about Calamity.
• Andrias still sends out the Assassin bot to Willow Brooke to kill Marcy and the Plantars in order to tie up any loose ends in his plans.
• Marcy's Calamity powers awaken while protecting the Plantars in the Supermarket and finds that her powers allow her to use magic though the use of any staff-like object. In this case, a metal pipe in the storage freezer that she was going to use to bash in the robot's head, and summons a blast of energy to send the Assassin bot packing. Marcy later buys a foldable walking staff from a drug store and carries it around in her satchel in case of "Magical Girl emergencies" as she calls them. (Her powers are an homage to Matt's original idea for Marcy to be a sorceress.)
• In this version of Anne-sterminator, it's laundry day and since Marcy can't go back to her house to grab clean clothes, she has to wear some of Anne's, namely her iconic St. James Middle School uniform. When the Assassin bot comes to kill Marcy, it sees Marcy in Anne's clothes and gets confused allowing everyone time to escape. In the junkyard, Marcy whips out her staff and uses her Calamity powers to cast an Anti-gravity spell on the Assassin bot, launching it into orbit where it's bomb detonates. Marcy finally has to come clean about Andrias and what happened to Anne. While the Boonchuys are devastated about Anne, they know that Anne would have wanted to get the Plantars and Sasha back home and use that as motivation to keep going.
• While in The Core, Anne's Fantasy world is one where Amphibia and Earth are merged into one and she doesn't have to choose. (A tongue in cheek mocking of Star vs' ending) She gets sus when she notices everyone acting off. When Anne calls bull on the whole thing, The Core leaves her in the darkness with only the light of her phone containing her real memories to keep her company.
• During The Core's invasion, Dianne uses Anne's Calamity powers in their fight against Sasha making it far more of a brutal beat-down than a proper 1v1. When Grime sacrifices himself, it causes Sasha's Calamity powers to awaken, making it a fair fight.
• While battling Andrias, when Marcy starts running low on Calamity juice, Andrias starts mocking her. Telling her that "If she wants to, he'll gladly let her use the music box to take her to another world where she can run away from her problems.... again.**" and this, along with the Boonchuys playing "As If It's Your Last" by Blackpink over the city's loudspeakers to remind Marcy that she's doing all this for Anne leads to an epic tear filled "I'm... Done... Running..." as she twirls her staff around, her powers flare back up, and she gets her second wind.

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2024.05.20 02:03 StomachObjective2736 Heavenly OL bliss but with a cost..

Im below average at maths, mocks I somehow got 50+% on my p2 but got 30% on my p1, we had another mock 17% p1, 37% p2, my teacher gave me an ordinary exam paper book and oh my god, you dont need to even learn theorems or other shite like identities and whatever the fuck, but I need h4 maths for my first choice.
If I drop I can guarantee get the 56, but lose out on four HL cao choices. No problem but the dilemma starts I had grinds starting a couple weeks before my first mocks, first month the money came from me, but then my parents covered for the rest and one more extra slot in the week, my parents are very over expecting, they are not gonna hear me out and I will get flamed for wasting money, I had covered a good bit with my grinds teacher like logs and indices, area, volume, financial maths, statistics, probability, complex numbers, integration. But I learnt so much statistics, probability and differentiation shite too late flr my second mock. If I drop the bits Im good at in some of the topics is not on OL like demmoivre, z scores, p values and so on. I would stick it out BUT I JUST SUCK ASS AT P1 AND THOSE THEOREMS, PROOFS AND IDENTITY USELESS RUBBISH. FUCK THAT COT AMMORTISATION SEC AUTISTIC GENIUS LEVEL GARBAISTE
3 weeks and cs test on this Wednesday. I have dcg on the 20th June with a week gap where Ill go over that easy points. Is the play that if I do well on cs, make irish 7th subject and use the dcg/irish time for maths, ontop of my maths grinds, which will be p1 focused? Ill watch exam learn, studyclix boost, examai and all, but then considering grade inflation, I should stick it out?
Say just a couple days before it Ill do one last exam paper for myself timed both p1 and p2 one I havent seen before and see if I can do it. If I flop Ill drop on the day. I need try atleast get a H6 maths, maybe even H3 for the top choice.
Anyone know a good exam paper which I can use like the final confidence test for myself?

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2024.05.20 02:03 Feeling-Soup8737 Am I wrong for ghosting my ex?

Hi all,
My ex and I broke up a few months ago. Since then, we have remained in contact on a semi-regular basis (texting every week, a few phone calls, and popping over to each other’s houses to grab some belongings-One of these occasions I invited to stay for dinner, with no sex taking place). I tried to rekindle the relationship over text back in March but they turned it down.
Afterwards, about 3 weeks later, they wanted to come over for a birthday dinner and so they did. They ended up getting somewhat drunk and spent the night as I didn’t feel comfortable letting them drive. The entire time they were over, they kept alluding to being intimate, which ultimately led to us having a conversation where I told them I didn’t think it was a good idea, but that I would be willing to think about it. We agreed to meet up a month afterwards to discuss it and see where we were.
Well, the day comes and we meet at the park to talk things over. I told them I was not interested and that I would attempt to focus on a friendship and nothing more, to which they agreed. I told them that I am having a hard time wanting to be friends but that I’d be willing to try for their sake.
Since then, I’ve noticed they have been more distant but have not said anything. In the 2 months since then, we have talked on and off, including me reaching out once for advice, and one of these occasions was a phone call from them where they wanted to meet up and hang out. I said sure and we agreed that we’d hang out on a select day in upcoming weekends.
Well the day we’re supposed to meet up approaches and I ask them if we’re still on for that day, and they say no because they had other plans that day. We agree to reschedule for this weekend, but yet again when this weekend approaches I hear nothing from them. I finally get a message from them saying that they’re not able to hang out due to stress and probably won’t hang out with anyone until June.
Part of me wants to cut things off here because I feel like I’m being strung out. The other part of me feels like they sound like they are struggling and give them some grace. I know not everything is about me or even the “friendship” and I also recognize that I have already been wary of being friends, so maybe I am overthinking. Am I wrong for just wanting to ghost them? I don’t want to get hurt by games and dishonesty and feel there’s other things under the surface.
TLDR; I want to ghost my ex due to feeling like our attempt at a friendship is starting to change in a negative way. Am I wrong?

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2024.05.20 02:02 stellar-polaris23 Same race, 1 year apart, 25lbs lighter

Last year I gained almost 10lbs training for 2 half marathons (too many red beers and sub sandwiches after long runs) I was already heavier than I wanted to be so it was very discouraging. I was holding onto the weight and finally decided to do something about it. I quit drinking in January and have been doing CICO since February.
42, 5'11, SW 190 (was 194 in the before pics) CW 168, GW 155-160. 1700-1900 calories a day. Swim, bike, run 5/6 days a week and 7-10k steps a day. I don't track carbs, I just try to stay in my calorie budget and get at least 120-150 grams of protein a day and no more than 60 grams of fat a day. I still have a bit of belly fat to lose and feel like I look skinny fat as I haven't been focusing on strength, but I will start back on weights soon. I can see the face and leg gains though! Next step is to get to 165 then go to maintainence for the summer while I train for an Olympic distance triathlon. After summer the plan is to do another cut and try to get rid of the belly fat, hit weights through the winter and focus on recomp. I've been lurking for a bit and have gotten a lot of inspiration from all of you. Keep up the good work!

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2024.05.20 02:02 PugNuggins 7 weeks into a breakup and I feel lonely again.

I've been using this negativity, pain, sadness, and anger from this breakup as energy to better myself physically, mentally and emotionally. I've been doing okay, I've been journaling my progress and have been losing weight in a short amount of time (195 pounds to 182, 25yo male). I've been studying to keep myself focused and to better benefit my coworkers so I could be more reliable and knowledgable in the field.

But I always catch myself missing the moments I've had with my ex. I miss the hand holding, the cuddling, the laughing at stupid memes, I miss having deep conversations, I miss the sex, I miss going out on night drives and pigging out with someone I love. I don't miss her at all, I miss the feeling and experience.

I know I will do better again. I just miss having someone to love. I've been learning to love myself again, but it's been really lonely. Whenever I hear a notification go off on my phone my brain gets a tiny spark as if it's her again, but I know it's not her because she's gone. And she needs to stay gone.

Anyways I am just ranting. How's everybody's love life?

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2024.05.20 02:02 No-Manager9166 🌟 Summer 2024 Sublease Opportunity at Square on 5th! 🌟

Hey everyone! I'm on the lookout for someone amazing to take over my lease at the prestigious Square on 5th, perfectly positioned just a stone's throw away from Georgia Tech and the Midtown MARTA station. Imagine waking up every morning to breathtaking views that inspire and invigorate. If you’re a student, professional, or anyone looking to soak in the vibrancy of Atlanta this summer, this is for you!
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A private 1B/1B in a 3B/3B apartment at 848 Spring St NW, Atlanta, GA 30308 - just steps away from Georgia Tech and the Midtown MARTA station.
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Enjoy exclusive access to the building's premium amenities: a rooftop gym, a refreshing swimming pool, and a cozy lounge/study area.
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Starting May 1st, with flexibility for an earlier move-in, through to July 31st.
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The current rent is 1390 but I am willing to negotiate!
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Whether you're looking to focus on your studies, jumpstart your career, or simply enjoy the summer, this apartment is the perfect base for you.
If you’re interested or have any questions, please don’t hesitate to reach out. I’m more than willing to discuss and negotiate to make this work for you. Let’s make this your home away from home this summer!
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848 Spring St NW, Atlanta, GA 30308-1007, United States
Property for rent description
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2024.05.20 02:02 Defiant_Grab_5364 Any way to help a friend who’s bought into the fantasy?

Hi all, I’m sure this isn’t the first time someone’s asked this question here but a close family friend of mine who’s always been a sister figure to me has been in Amway for about six years now and is still fully sold on their philosophy, community, promises and what not. I see it as nothing but a scam (when I hear “you can’t really google us, it’s very private” that’s a pretty big red flag) but I still want to be there for her if I can (with a boundary of course), in case things go really downhill and she realizes how much time and money she’s wasted.
I’ve learned enough about amway throughout the years to understand the kind of people they target and she was honestly in a perfect place in her life for them to come in and swoop her up, desperately wanting economic freedom while hating her job and seeking a lot of emotional validation from other people. While at work, she encountered a customer who just “casually mentioned” to her that some of their friends had been able to walk away from their jobs young with full economic security for life and she immediately took the bait. Six years later, that customer and the friends who were mentioned are all her “mentors” and she is as obsessed as ever with the company and its sense of community, will preach for 20 minutes straight about how it’s like a family (“but NOT a cult!”). However she still relies on her full time day job for economic security and doesn’t seem any closer to early retirement than when she started.
I know that I can’t force her to see the red flags when she will do anything to avoid accepting that Amway is just too good to be true (she has no other plan so she needs it to work out), but since there are a lot of people here who have been in amway and left, I’m wondering if there’s any way you’d recommend to still be of help to the person stuck in the fantasy so that maybe when everything does eventually come crashing down it’s not as bad? Many thanks

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2024.05.20 02:01 ComfyWeeman Highlander question

Hey everyone. Started focusing on learning highlander a few weeks ago. Ik the servers have been a bit wonky lately. BUT I've noticed when I switch into offensive stance via fast flow or just by holding down heavy. I hit my guard break button and he won't kick and or grab. Sometimes it works,sometimes it doesn't and it's incredibly frustrating. Is this a bug? Or a server connection problem? Ik it's not a skill issue cause I experienced it multiple times today and tried recreating it as well and I could

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2024.05.20 02:01 HeckingHecker1 Learning + Practicing Driving Near Campus

Just for some context, I got my driver's license near the end of my senior year in high school but have barely driven since then and now I'm completely out of touch. It's to the point that I kind of get nervous every time I have to drive. I'm going to be on campus during the summer starting June and I'm considering just retaking driving lessons, from taking classroom courses in driving to practicing driving around campus and maybe a little beyond. I heard some students learned to drive or stayed in touch with driving through Austin Driving School, so I have some questions:

What Austin Driving School location do you recommend taking driving courses and practice from (preferably NEAR campus, able to get there though walking or CapMetro bus)?
I already have my driver's license, but will I be able to take courses and road practice again from scratch?
I'm a very slow learner when it comes to driving, so after I retake online courses I'm looking to be able to drive a little bit everyday, even if it's around 1 hour per day. Is this possible with Austin Driving School?
I currently do not have my own car and have only practiced using my parents' car. I know this may sound like a dumb question but for Behind the Wheel training, does Austin Driving School provide cars for students training?

Apologies for asking so many questions but I'm very keen on trying to get back to driving soon. Any answers and advice would be appreciated, thank you so much!

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2024.05.20 02:01 Soninetz Unbounce vs WordPress: Best Landing Page Platform

In the realm of website creation, the battle between Unbounce and WordPress, both known for their effective landing pages and landing page plugins, rages on. These platforms offer distinct advantages, specific features, and cater to different needs. Unbounce shines with its focus on landing pages and conversion optimization, while WordPress boasts versatility and a vast array of plugins for various functionalities and differences. Understanding the strengths and weaknesses of each can help you make an informed decision for your website needs. Let's delve into the details of Unbounce vs. WordPress to unravel which platform aligns best with your goals.
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Key Takeaways

Understand the differences between Unbounce and WordPress to make an informed decision.
Consider the pros and cons of each platform to determine which aligns best with your goals.
Utilize Unbounce for quick and easy landing page creation with built-in optimization tools.
Leverage WordPress for a more versatile website with extensive customization options.
Choose the platform, software, website, or building landing pages that suits your specific needs and resources for optimal results and access.
Test both platforms with small projects to see which one fits your workflow and objectives best.

Defining the Platforms

WordPress

WordPress, a versatile platform, primarily serves as a content management system (CMS) for websites. It empowers users to create and manage websites effortlessly. With its extensive range of themes, plugins, templates, and customization options, WordPress caters to various needs, from personal blogs to e-commerce sites.

Unbounce

Unbounce stands out for its expertise in crafting high-converting landing pages. This platform focuses on optimizing conversion rates through A/B testing, drag-and-drop functionality, and mobile-responsive designs. Marketers and businesses leverage Unbounce to enhance their online marketing campaigns effectively by creating landing pages.
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Founding History

WordPress was founded in 2003 by Matt Mullenweg and Mike Little. Initially developed as a blogging platform, it has evolved into a robust CMS powering millions of websites globally. On the other hand, Unbounce was established in 2009 by Rick Perreault, Carl Schmidt, Carter Gilchrist, Jason Murphy, and Oli Gardner. The founding team aimed to address the specific need for creating landing pages that drive conversions efficiently.

Pros and Cons Analysis

Open-Source

WordPress boasts an open-source nature, allowing extensive customization through plugins and themes. On the other hand, Unbounce focuses on specific features for streamlined landing page creation.

Learning Curve

For beginners, WordPress can present a steep learning curve due to its vast array of options and settings. Conversely, Unbounce offers a more user-friendly interface with intuitive drag-and-drop functionality.

Pricing Structures

When it comes to cost-effectiveness, Unbounce provides tiered pricing based on features and traffic volume. In contrast, WordPress offers a range of pricing options, including self-hosted solutions with varying costs for domains and hosting.

Building Landing Pages

Customization Options

Unbounce offers extensive customization through its drag-and-drop editor, allowing users to create custom landing pages effortlessly. This feature enables users to tailor their pages to specific needs.
In contrast, WordPress provides a wide range of customization options with its themes and plugins, giving users the flexibility to design dedicated landing pages that align with their branding and goals.

A/B Testing Capabilities

With Unbounce, users can conduct A/B testing to analyze different versions of their landing pages and determine which one performs better. This functionality is crucial for optimizing landing pages for maximum effectiveness.

Optimizing for Success

Enhanced Engagement

Unbounce provides features like pop-ups and sticky bars to boost user engagement. These tools help marketers capture leads effectively.
WordPress, on the other hand, offers a wide range of plugins that can enhance user interaction on websites, contributing to improved engagement.
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Security Comparison

Both WordPress and Unbounce prioritize security for marketers. WordPress is known for its robust security measures through regular updates and plugin options.
Similarly, Unbounce ensures data security with encryption protocols and secure hosting services, giving marketers peace of mind regarding their campaigns' safety.

Streamlining Workflows

Unbounce integrates seamlessly with various popular marketing tools, simplifying marketing workflows for professionals. This integration enhances efficiency in managing campaigns.
In contrast, WordPress offers a vast array of plugins that can be integrated with different marketing tools, allowing marketers to customize their strategies effectively.

Making the Right Choice

Lead Generation

Unbounce stands out as an excellent option for businesses focusing on lead generation. With its user-friendly interface and drag-and-drop functionality, creating high-converting landing pages becomes a breeze. The platform offers a variety of templates tailored specifically for capturing leads effectively.

Diverse Functionalities

On the other hand, WordPress is the preferred option for websites that require a wide range of functionalities beyond just landing pages. Its versatility allows users to create complex websites with features like e-commerce capabilities, blogging, forums, and much more. The platform's extensive plugin library enables customization options to cater to diverse needs.

Cost Considerations

When deciding between Unbounce and WordPress, it's crucial to consider the cost implications. While Unbounce offers a straightforward pricing structure based on the number of visitors, WordPress provides more customisation options at a lower cost. Businesses with limited budgets may find WordPress more appealing due to its flexibility in making changes without additional expenses.

Closing Thoughts

In weighing Unbounce against WordPress for your landing page needs, you've seen the strengths and weaknesses of each platform. Now, armed with this knowledge, you can make an informed decision that aligns with your specific goals and skill level. Remember, the right choice isn't universal; it's what best suits your objectives.
When building and optimizing landing pages, consider factors like ease of use, customization options, and scalability. By selecting the platform that resonates most with your requirements, you set yourself up for success in converting visitors into customers. So, take the insights gained here and embark on your journey to create compelling landing pages that drive results.
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What is the difference between Unbounce and WordPress?

Unbounce is a dedicated landing page builder focused on conversion optimization, while WordPress is a versatile content management system for websites of all types. Unbounce offers drag-and-drop functionality specifically for creating high-conversion landing pages, whereas WordPress provides a broader range of website building capabilities.

Which platform is better suited for beginners - Unbounce or WordPress?

For beginners looking to create landing pages with ease, Unbounce is more user-friendly due to its intuitive drag-and-drop interface designed for marketers. On the other hand, WordPress, while versatile, may have a steeper learning curve as it offers more customization options beyond just landing pages.

Can I build a full website using Unbounce?

Unbounce is primarily designed for creating high-converting landing pages rather than complete websites. While you can link multiple landing pages together to form a simple site structure, it lacks the comprehensive features and flexibility offered by platforms like WordPress and unbounce for building entire websites with diverse functionalities.

How does each platform handle optimization for search engines (SEO)?

WordPress has robust SEO plugins and tools that allow users to optimize their website's on-page elements effectively. In comparison, while Unbounce provides basic SEO settings like meta tags and descriptions, its focus is primarily on optimizing landing page performance rather than offering extensive SEO capabilities like WordPress.

Which platform would be more cost-effective in the long run - Unbounce or WordPress?

In terms of cost-effectiveness, WordPress may have an edge as it offers more affordable hosting options and numerous free themes and plugins. While Unbounce can be pricier due to its subscription-based model focused on optimizing conversions through dedicated landing pages.
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2024.05.20 02:01 dreamed2life Do NOT Move to Your Venus of Jupiter Line! (Until you Read This)

Moving to a location under a Venus or Jupiter line in astrocartography can be appealing, as these planets are traditionally associated with positive experiences. Venus is often linked to love, beauty, harmony, and pleasure, while Jupiter is associated with growth, expansion, luck, and abundance. However, relocating solely based on these "good" lines without considering the complexities of one's natal chart and personal goals can be overly simplistic and potentially misleading. Here's how to approach this with more depth:
Understand the Natal Chart: Before considering relocation, thoroughly analyze your natal chart. Each planet, aspect, and house position carries unique potentials and challenges. How Venus and Jupiter are positioned and aspected in your natal chart will significantly influence how their energies manifest in different locations.
Assess Planetary Strengths and Challenges:

If Venus or Jupiter are well-aspected in your natal chart, moving to their lines may enhance their positive qualities. For instance, a well-aspected Venus could mean beneficial experiences in relationships and aesthetic pursuits.
Conversely, if these planets are afflicted or poorly aspected, their lines might not bring the expected benefits and could even amplify challenges.

Consider Personal Growth and Goals:

Relocating under a Venus or Jupiter line might be beneficial if you're seeking growth in areas governed by these planets (like relationships, arts, or education).
However, if your goals or areas for personal development lie elsewhere, a different planetary influence might be more appropriate.

Navigating Difficult Aspects or Placements:

If you have already learned to navigate difficult Venus or Jupiter aspects or placements in your chart, moving to a Venus or Jupiter line might help you capitalize on these lessons, offering opportunities to apply your skills in a more supportive environment.
At the same time, if you're still working through challenges related to aspets to these planets, consider how move to one of these lines might impact your growth. Sometimes, working through difficulties is part of your developmental journey.

Balancing the Chart:

Moving to a Venus or Jupiter line might not balance your chart if it’s already heavy with Venusian or Jovian energy. Sometimes, what's needed for growth is exposure to different, more challenging influences.
For instance, if you have a strong Venus but lack Saturnian discipline, moving to a Saturn line might provide a necessary counterbalance, fostering maturity and responsibility.

Contextualize within Life Phases:

Consider the timing and phase of life you are in. Different planetary energies might be more appropriate at different times. For instance, Jupiter might be more beneficial during a phase of expansion and exploration, while Venus could be more supportive during a period focusing on relationships or creative pursuits.

Seek Professional Guidance: Astrocartography is complex, and professional guidance from an experienced astrologer can provide personalized insights and help avoid oversimplified interpretations.
While Venus and Jupiter lines might offer positive experiences, it's crucial to consider the full context of your natal chart, personal development, and specific life goals. Astrocartography should be used as a tool for self-awareness and growth, rather than a simplistic solution for relocation decisions.

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2024.05.20 02:01 Schemering Daily Update - Monday

Hey Goalies!
It's Monday! How was yesterday? What's the plan for today? Do you have any success stories or lessons learned to share?
As always, join us on our Discord!
BQ: What is your biggest challenge this week?

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2024.05.20 02:01 AutoModerator /r/LaLiga Weekly Discussion Thread

Welcome to the Weekly Discussion Thread!
Use this thread for all your football-related discussions, questions, and tactical analyses. Whether you want to share your thoughts on recent matches, discuss player performances, or dive into the nitty-gritty of tactics, this is the place for you.
Guidelines:

Be Respectful: Remember that everyone has their own opinions. Keep discussions civil and respectful. Disagreements are natural, but personal attacks or offensive language will not be tolerated.
Stay On Topic: This thread is dedicated to football discussions. While some off-topic conversations are okay, try to keep the main focus on the beautiful game.
Encourage Engagement: If you see an interesting comment or question, feel free to respond and keep the conversation going. This thread is all about community interaction.
Share Insights: Whether you're a seasoned fan or new to the sport, share your insights and knowledge. Help create a learning environment for everyone.

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What was the standout moment from the latest matches?
Which player do you think is underrated and deserves more recognition?
Tactical Analysis: Break down a recent match or discuss your favorite team's playing style.
Have any burning questions about football rules? Ask away, and let the community help clarify.
Ticket Questions: Planning to attend a match soon? Need advice on getting tickets or recommendations for the best fan experiences? Ask your ticket-related questions here!
Getting into Football: New to the sport or looking to deepen your passion for it? Share your journey or ask for tips on how to begin watching football, understanding the rules, or becoming a dedicated fan.
Jersey Talk: Show off your favorite jerseys, discuss classic kits, or ask for recommendations on where to find the best gear. What's your all-time favorite football jersey?
VAR or Referee Rants: Frustrated with the latest VAR decisions or referee calls? Vent your feelings here and discuss the impact on the beautiful game.
Predictions: Share your insights on upcoming matches, player performances, or league outcomes. What are your bold predictions for the season?

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2024.05.20 02:01 AutoModerator /r/SerieA Weekly Discussion Thread

Be Respectful: Remember that everyone has their own opinions. Keep discussions civil and respectful. Disagreements are natural, but personal attacks or offensive language will not be tolerated.
Stay On Topic: This thread is dedicated to football discussions. While some off-topic conversations are okay, try to keep the main focus on the beautiful game.
Encourage Engagement: If you see an interesting comment or question, feel free to respond and keep the conversation going. This thread is all about community interaction.
Share Insights: Whether you're a seasoned fan or new to the sport, share your insights and knowledge. Help create a learning environment for everyone.

Discussion Starters:

What was the standout moment from the latest matches?
Which player do you think is underrated and deserves more recognition?
Tactical Analysis: Break down a recent match or discuss your favorite team's playing style.
Have any burning questions about football rules? Ask away, and let the community help clarify.
Ticket Questions: Planning to attend a match soon? Need advice on getting tickets or recommendations for the best fan experiences? Ask your ticket-related questions here!
Getting into Football: New to the sport or looking to deepen your passion for it? Share your journey or ask for tips on how to begin watching football, understanding the rules, or becoming a dedicated fan.
Jersey Talk: Show off your favorite jerseys, discuss classic kits, or ask for recommendations on where to find the best gear. What's your all-time favorite football jersey?
VAR or Referee Rants: Frustrated with the latest VAR decisions or referee calls? Vent your feelings here and discuss the impact on the beautiful game.
Predictions: Share your insights on upcoming matches, player performances, or league outcomes. What are your bold predictions for the season?

Join us on Discord

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2024.05.20 02:01 Hodgkins_Fun_Alt what if there was a really dumb guy who spent all day pooping himself and playing with his own poop

what if there was a dumb guy
and the dumb guy was really, really profoundly dumb
what if he was so dumb he spent all day every day all his life pooping himself and playing with his poop
what if he spent so long pooping himself and playing with the poop that he pooped
so very very long pooping himself and then playing with the poop that he accumulated that magic malcolm gladwell 10,000 hours, and then still way even more hours than that, under his belt, of self pooping experience
and in the course of playing with his own poop the dumb guy learned to make intricate and baroquely ornamental poop sculptures from the poop
like some kind of a poop savant
and sometimes the dumb guy tries to show the poop sculptures to people because they're so beautiful and ornate
but everyone runs away. because no matter how exquisitely formed all of the poop is it is just too disgustingly smelly
but one day someone with with a little curiosity and a strong stomach strays a tad closer to the dumb guy than most do
and that someone is perceptive and sensitive enough to notice that there may just be something special here about these poop sculptures, that the dumb guy may well have something to give, if only his poop didn't stink so bad
so the someone takes a deep breath, puts a clothes peg on their nose, and says Yes i would love to look at your poop sculptures tell me all about them
and the dumb guy is overjoyed beyond words. he is swept away with ecstasy at his undreamt fortune. a non-dumb person who doesn't play with their own poop wants to talk to him and be his friend and be interested in the poop sculpting together
the someone, in their turn, is graduallly captivated and charmed at the dumb poop guy's endless passion and enthusiasm and willingness to share it. they even think things to themselves "i wish i loved anything as much as this dumb guy loves playing with his own poop"
but the peg stays on their nose, of course
the someone also knows the pain the dumb pooping guy feels from his isolation. the someone thinks it isn't fair. the someone wants to fix it. the someone wants to help.
so the someone goes to the art supply store (they cannot take their dumb friend there, obviously) and at their own expense they purchase a smorgasbord of workable material: polymer clay, beeswax, silicone resin, salt dough and more, in all the colors of the rainbow
and with extremely tactful and diplomatic grace, they carefully broach the possibility of the dumb guy exploring different mediums to display his sculpture skills in
specifically, odorless ones
well, the dumb guy is intrigued. he is a bit confuzzled about why exactly anyone would want to make sculptures out of anything aside from one's own poop; but the someone is his best friend now, and if it makes the someone happy for some reason he's right on board
the dumb guy launches himself into his new task with gusto. it's heavy going at first, and there are some false starts; the consistency of the odorless clay is not quite the same as that of his poop, and he can't quite make it do the same things. compared with his poop sculptures, the new pieces are honestly quite mediocre.
but the someone tells him they're wonderful and he should be proud of them. over and over. and even in his profound regardation he can tell something is changing with them. he doesn't know why, but the more time he spends on making the bland and indifferent clay sculptures, and the less time he spends masterpieces out of poop, the happier they seem and the more time they want to spend together
one day, the someone even takes the peg off of their nose. by now, the dumb guy barely smells of poop at all
they come up with a suggestion: it's time to open the doors and introduce the world to the newly clean guy, whom in the absence of any poop stink it is questionable to even call dumb anymore. an grand exhibition, open to one and all, of the plain old guy's normal-smelling masterpieces in various plastic media
it's a little scary but it's exciting too. the guy is so grateful to the someone for helping him and putting the time in when no one else would. that long standing ache in his heart is almost gone. privately, he has absolutely no idea why the someone thinks his new stuff is so incredible; but he still wants to show his friend, and the world in general, gratitude and beauty by making the best pieces he ever can
so while the someone is busy with all the invitations and arrangements, the guy plans a suite of last minute adjustments and reornamentations so his gallery will be as stunning as it can possibly be
and he gets down to it
yes he gets down to it
on the day of the grand exhibition, a crowd has formed outside the grand hall. there is an anticipatory hubbub in the air. the someone proudly cuts the ribbon and throws open the doors
and their noses are powerfully assaulted by a tidal wave of stench. the stench of pure poop.
all of the mediocre and uninspired clay sculptures have been transformed into rancidly putrid masterpieces, by the addition of intricated and delicately sculpted layers of the dumb guy's poop. poop is his best medium, and the public deserves better than mere clay
in the middle of it all is he, squatposed, smeared even more deeply with poop and being more gross and dumb than he ever was before
in that moment the someone's heart breaks and shatters into one krillion seventy eight kajillion brillion tiny little bits. and with no words, no words at all, not even the cries of horror and disgust emanating from the rest of the crowd, they leave and run far far away and never come near the dumb guy ever again
and the dumb guy doesn't understand. he has no idea what he did wrong. no matter how much he thinks, it just doesn't occur to him that poop smells bad and people don't like it
because he is too dumb
grieving the loss of this deep friendship is an extremely painful and lonely process for him but he manages to make it and bounce back, by the sole means of - you guessed it - pooping and playing with his poop and making even more wonderfully accomplished poop sculptures
after all, the only possible reason everyone ran away from the exhibition must be that his poop sculpting skills weren't up to par. that's gotta be it. gotta spend more time poopsculpting. poopsculpting, poop grinding for the rest of his life. one day he'll make it. one day it'll all go right. just gotta keep pooping.
so yeah what if all of that happened

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2024.05.20 02:00 Seer-Ezekiel Vedic Astrology , Palmistry , Numerology & Tarot ✅

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