Soil for 2nd graders

Weekend Events
Manhattan Project B Reactor Tours The B Reactor National Historic Landmark, Richland Daily, 8:30a-12:30p Free
Petting Zoo/Hobby Farm Jostens Petting Zoo 10a $8
Mushroom Fest Adventures Underground, Richland 10-7p Fri-Sun
Auditions for Disney's Newsies The Broadway Musical ACT, Richland June 3 & 4 3-6p
Slamtastic IV - Indoor 3on3 Tournament Mid Columbia Hoops, Richland June 1 & 2 8a-5p
Friday May 31
Events
Opening Weekend Rise & Shine Bake Shop, Kennewick 9a-4p
CBC Dental Hygiene Club Fundraiser Red Robin 11a-8p
Huge Yard Sale First Lutheran Church, Kennewick 9a-3p
A Drag Queen Hoedown Out & About, Pasco 5-9p $15
Classes
Mini Van Gogh class Bristle Art Gallery, Kennewick 6p
Kaizen League Tri-Cities Triple Crown Classic Judges/Referee Clinic Pacific Kicks Tae Kwon Do, Kennewick 7:15p
Apollo Presents Water Follies Spring Splash Playground of Dreams 9a-10p
ImproveIntermediate Level Line Dance Lessons Branding Iron, Kennewick 6-9p
Fck it up with Lacey Lifted Lotus Yoga, Kennewick 6-7:15p $7
Crackle! Boom! Pop! Honeycomb Studio, Kennewick 2p $Unk
Yoga for TC Cancer Center Kaylor Ace Wellness, Richland 11:15a-12:15p $Donation
In Bloom Acrylic Class Yellow Dog Art Studio, Richland 6-8p
Community Healing Through Breath The Studio Bespoke, Richland 6:30-7:30p
Sporting
TC Thunder Twilight Meet #1 (Youth, Open, Masters) Southridge High School, Kennewick 5:30-10:30p
Jet Ski and Boat Rentals Howard Amon Park, Richland 5-6p
Games and Comedy
Solar Spirits Trivia and Taco Truck Solar Spirits Distillery & Tasting Room 6-8p
Karaoke with Pam Rose Tumbleweeds West, West Richland 7-10p
Art Krug Comedy w/ Drew McGrath Jokers Comedy Club, Richland 7:30-9p $12
Macrame Class: Wall Plant Hanger with Metal Hoop Anything Grows, Richland 6:30-8:30p
Music
Ben Naught Iconic Brewing
Fifth Friday Fete Barnard Griffin, Richland 6-8p
EMO Night Rays Golden Lion, Richland 8p
Blue Hour Open Mic Caterpillar Cafe, Richland 6-8p
Dr. ROCK & The Sturgeons At Michelle's, Richland 7-10p
Cindy McKay and Sally O’Neal Emerald of Siam, Richland 5-8p
Live Music with Jack Rothwell Rattlesnale Brewing Co, Richland 7-10p
Live Music with Frazer Wambeke Goose Ridge Winery 5-7p
Saturday Jun 1
Events
Artist Alley at the 23rd Classy Chassy Car Show & Shine Downtown Kennewick 10a-3p
Kids toys, clothes, & shoes release Wood & Neutrals, Kennewick 10a
Everyone's a little gay in June! DSH3 #156 Sam's Saloon, Kennewick 12p
Book signing- Kurtis Dolman Barnes & Noble, Kennewick 12p
Pride Kickoff Moonshot Brewing, Kennewick 12-9p
Cards, Cars & Collectible Show Kennewick Public Market 10a-5p
National Dino Day celebration Gesa Carosel of Dreams, Kennewick 5p
MCBA Field day 3619 W 4th Ave, Kennewick 10a
Food Truck Crawl Summers Hub, Kennewick 11a-8p
The Backyard Festival The Tin Hat, Kennewick 4p $20
Clothes by the bag & $ .75 Pants The Family Resource Center, Kennewick 10a-3p $8/bag
Hot Mess Cool Night Market Hot Mess Burgers & Fries, Kennewick 6-10p
20 Year Anniversary Celebration Hobby Town, Kennewick 11a
Abandoned Vehicle Auction Police Impounds and Private Impounds Rad Towing, Pasco 9a-12p
Cards, Cars & Collectible Show Kennewick Public Market 10a-5p
76th Annual Rose Show Columbia Basin College 1-4p Free
Pride Prom Columbia Basin College 7-11p
Huge Yard Sale First Lutheran Church, Kennewick 9a-3p
DSAMC Flower Planting Play Date Mac's Garden Center, Pasco 11a-1p
National Dino Day celebration Gesa Carousel of Dreams, Kennewick 5p Free
Terrarium Workshop Studio Paloma, Richland 3:30-4:30p
TCAB Recital 2024 John Dam Plaza, Richland 3p
1st Saturday Flight & Bites Lunch Monterosso’s, Richland 11a-1p $Var
Midsummer Festival + Summer Wine Club Release Longship Cellars at Horn Rapids, Richland 1-5p $64
Classes
Orchid Arrangement Workshop It's All In The Details, Kennewick 6-7:30p $75
Prancing Peacock Paint & Sip Art YOUR Way, Pasco 6-8p $42
Como la Flor Selena Paint & Sip The Medusa, Pasco 6-8p $42
STEAM Workshop: Pollinators! Columbia Park Trail, Richland 10a-12p
Hat Burning and Decorating Class Red Mountain Trails, Benton City 2:30-4:30p
Sporting
Level 7 - Mid-Columbia Tennis Junior Spring Championships 2024 Kamiakin High School 8a-4p
Big River Inagural Year Race Big River, Pasco 8a-11a
Outdoor Survival Training by Mid-Columbia 99s Columbia Basin College 9a $99
Summerfest Open Horse Show Franklin County Saddle Club, Pasco 8a-6p
NAMI Tri-Cities Walk Your Way Event 2024 Howard Amon Park, Richland 9a-12p
LAGERS & LUNGES on the lawn Iconic Brewing, Richland 1:30-4:30p
Games and Comedy
Trivia Night with Musical Bingo Aub's Lounge, Richland 5-7:30p
Karaoke Night Wine Social, Richland 8-11p
PRIDE Month Karaoke with Amber Bamber The Emerald of Siam, Richland 5-8p
PRIDE Month Karaoke The Emerald of Siam, Richland 9p-12a
Music
Stompin Ground Outside Longbranch Saloon, Finley 8p
Montez de Durango & Pattulla 81 Rancho De Las Vacas, Pasco 8p $Unk
Jägernauts Rattlesnake Mountain Brewing Co, Richland 7-10p
James Hunnicutt, Yotes Dog Bite Harris and Cory Peterson Ray's Golden Lion, Richland 8p
Frank n' Debi Jazz The Emerald of Siam, Richland 9p
Tresspasser Tumbleweeds West, West Richland 7-10p
Sunday Jun 2
Events
Tri-Cities Pride Festival Peanuts Park, Pasco 12-6p
Pride Night Drag The Emerald of Siam, Richland 7p $Unk
KA 10U Spaghetti Feed Village Bistro, Kennewick 4-6p $20
Father's Day Market/Bazaar Gesa Carousel of Dreams, Kennewick 12-4p
Storm Fest 2024 Ray's Golden Lion, Richland 6:30-11:30
Rest & Reset Day-Long Retreat The Yoga Community, Richland 9:30a-5p $150
Classes
Charcuterie workshop Muret-Gaston Wine Bar, Kennewick 3-4:30p
Beach Sign, Paint Party! D's Wicked Cider, Kennewick 5-7p $39
Food & Wine Pairing Dinner Monterosso's, Richland 5:30p
Sporting
SSSCC Event 6 Tri-City Raceway at RMEC, Benton City 7a-4p
Branded by M - Summerfest Open Horse Show Franklin County Saddle Club, Pasco 7p
Poses and Pours with Trinity Hot Yoga Goose Ridge Estates, Richland 10-11a $50
Games and Comedy
The Pub Prelims 1 The Pub, Kennewick 9p
Music
CBC Spring Choir Concert Columbia Basin College, Pasco 7p
Monday Jun 3
Events
Tri-Cities Pride Festival Peanuts Park, Pasco 12-6p
Transportation Improvement Plan Open House Cafe con Arte, Pasco 4-6p
Classes
Charcuterie workshop Muret-Gaston Wine Bar, Kennewick 3-4:30p
Games and Comedy
Game Night Live Round Table Pizza, Richland 5-7p
Music
Open Mic The Emerald of Siam, Richland 7-11p
Tuesday Jun 4
Events
Transportation Improvement Plan Open House Cafe con Arte, Pasco 4-6p
Future Eagle Day and Open House Heritage University TC, Kennewick 4-6p
Mobile Market (drive thru) 2nd Harvest Eastgate Elementary Kennewick 11a-1p
Silver City Brewery Tap Takeover The Underground Taphouse, Pasco 6-8p
Classes
Birds Of A Feather, Paint-N-Sip Shooters Sports Bar, Kennewick 6:30-8:30p $39
Stepping Stones Class Paws to Play Dog Daycare, Pasco 7:30p
Richland Rod And Gun Club Catfish Seminar Richland Public Library 7p
Sporting
Southridge Volleyball Camp for 6th-8th graders Southridge High School, Kennewick 4:30-7:30p
Music
CBC Orchestra Concert Columbia Basin College, Pasco 7p
Live Music with Siena Christie Wine Social, Richland 6:30-8:30p
Acoustic Night with Steve Carver The Emerald of Siam, Richland 6p
Wednesday Jun 5
Events
Transportation Improvement Plan Open House Cafe con Arte, Pasco 4-6p
Night Market Summer's Hub, Kennewick 5-8p
Life in Richland: Hanford Workers and Their Families Walking Tour The Uptown Theater, Richland 9-11a
Classes
Sips and Stems-Peony Party Richland Dugout, Richland 5:30-6:30p
Big Foot Beach Vacation- Art with Aubrey Crepe Haus + El Compadre, Kennewick 6:30-8:30p $Unk
Sporting
Pride Bowling Spare Time Lanes & Arcades, Kennewick 6-9p
Music
Jazz Jam's Hosted by Collin Wilson The Emerald of Siam, Richland 1p
White Bluffs' Howling Choir Club Performance White Bluffs Elementary, Richland 7p
events can be found on allevents.in and just a note, some events may have tickets required or payment at the door information I was unable to find

Hi yall, I live with my mom & my older sister, who has a moderate learning disability. Her level of development came to a halt somewhere between a 2nd grader & a 4th grader but she is 34 years old. Does not really comprehend money too well, struggles counting coins, does understand consequences, is very very easily influenced & does not have a strong sense of right and wrong. In high school she befriended a boy who asked her to take money from her mom or dad’s wallet, and see if she could find any mp3 players for him & she did it. After she was caught because I was missing my mp3 player & my parents were missing 80 bucks, she confessed as if nothing should or could have been wrong. This was the first major incident and there have been some in between BUT recently, she signed herself up for Facebook dating, met someone and started hanging out at the park with him. One day she comes home clearly high on something & stayed up all night, my mom questioned her but she denied that she did anything. Shortly after she developed a foot infection & my mom had to pack her a hospital bag, ended up finding METH pipes & baggies in her room… when confronted she said “yeah” like it wasn’t anything special. She hasnt been allowed to hang out with this guy since getting out of the hospital, but she asked my mom today to take her over to his house to “hang out”. We tried explaining to her that she is not allowed to do that because she has shown up she doesn’t make the right decisions there. She got frustrated and told us she was going to go on “a walk”. My mom has her location & shortly after she left her location showed her on the freeway heading to the next town over, my mom texted her and my sister told her that she went and asked the neighbors to give her a ride (they have offered her rides before and she’s asked them as well but never to another town) and she was on her way back to this guys house….
There are no resources out there to help my mom, what the hell is she suppose to do? How can we keep her safe ? She could lose her state assistance if they find out she’s getting high, how do you punish a 30+ yr old who doesn’t even understand that what they are doing is wrong ??

What essays are ye leading off i’ve done characteristics of desert biome and human interference with soil b idk should i do another also could i answer a 2nd geo ecology essay for the extra question

Frustrated/Burnt out
l am seeking guidance to overcome my frustration. Our school's recent MTSS meeting has placed students in tiers for September, and the RS assigned to our 2nd and 3rd graders has doubled my workload. However, I am determined to find ways to effectively support all 50 additional students especially the 10 who transitioned from tier 2 to tier 3 towards the end of the academic year. To preface, students receiving intervention should not go from less support to most intense. There are certain cases that fail to respond to intervention but that goes further into the process not 10 students collectively! I got a little snippy in our meeting when they didn’t agree the students should move tiers but we are very data driven and there was regression. I want to talk to my principal and supervisor for guidance because I’m tired of working so hard but others aren’t held accountable. What should I do to express my concerns?

l am seeking guidance to overcome my frustration. Our school's recent MTSS meeting has placed students in tiers for September, and the RS assigned to our 2nd and 3rd graders has doubled my workload. However, I am determined to find ways to effectively support all 50 additional students especially the 10 who transitioned from tier 2 to tier 3 towards the end of the academic year. To preface, students receiving intervention should not go from less support to most intense. There are certain cases that fail to respond to intervention but that goes further into the process not 10 students collectively! I got a little snippy in our meeting when they didn’t agree the students should move tiers but we are very data driven and there was regression. I want to talk to my principal and supervisor for guidance because I’m tired of working so hard but others aren’t held accountable. What should I do to express my concerns?

"Life is a chemical reaction",
said Grand Council Albert, the Forty-third - and I have to add right here that they explained that they studied us thoroughly and developed a name to inspire respect and awe based on naming conventions that we gave to our leaders throughout history. Also, they had to specifically develop sounds we can actually hear as they have an entirely different concept of names and verbalization of words, they said. However, they didn't seem to have quite gotten there with their research, as personally, I found that name to be quite silly and phoned in, but who am I to judge, I am not a transcendental being from space. Maybe some transcendental intern had a bad day, his deity girlfriend broke up with him and he just wasn't in the right headspace for "figure out cool sounding name for human contact on Tuesday". Anyway, so Grandmaster Flash furtherly declared:
"Just as any other chemical reaction, it never ends, it just transforms. Matter never just seizes to exist, even when it crumbles to tiny ashes and gets spread through the winds."
I noticed we are getting the dumbed down version. Our great, infinite potential, manifested in front of us, thinks we are stupid.
"And as any chemical reaction, it needs the right conditions. The right temperature, the right pressure, the right molecules to be present. And the better the conditions, the faster the chemical reaction. Life, as it turns out, is what your chemists call an exotherm reaction. From the perspective of the rest of the universe, it explodes. "
They now proceeded with a very complicated way of saying "actually, everything explodes.", it just seems to be relative. Some things just explode very, very slowly. He also basically said "actually actually there is no slowly", but that's where they kind of lost me. The only thing I perceive right now that literally nothing else is on TV.
"Furthermore, the conditions for this chemical reaction to occur are quite rare - your scientists might have gathered that much by now. "
Our human representative does a shy nod, like a sixth grader just got berated in front of class. We did a vote and decided on the President of Denmark of all places, plus a random assortment of scientists and celebrities. I am so sorry future generations who read about this in their history books, but he is not doing a very good job. We are actually embarrassing ourselves in front of the beings. If they asked me, I would have sent Snoop Dogg as front runner. So yeah anyway, we figured we were quite rare.
"So rare indeed, that in about 80% of all possible universes, within one of its cycles, the likelihood of this chemical reaction occurring, without outside intervention, is between 0 and 2. We decided to not tell you how many times that happened in your universe. In addition to that, the conditions on your planet were extraordinarily good. Your lifeform is developing faster than, again, 80% of the times this reaction occurs in different contexts. And the effect is exponential due to the exotherm nature of the reaction. You don't just outrun your peers, you sprint away from them." - I think they are being deliberately vague with the numbers by the way, but I like that we are cool. - "That's why you aren't finding any other lifeforms on far out planets. It is incredibly unlikely that other lifeforms in your universe, if they exist, can send out enough energy into space to be measurable by your instruments. Also, your technology can't observe the particles that other universes consist of yet. The higgs boson was one of them, specifically engineered to be detectable by you. It was one of our probes."
I think they keep the actually interesting information from us to not freak us out. Like restrainedly petting a goat at the zoo. Also, they referred to us as every species batched together, as one lifeform, which was interesting. They are probably disappointed that we didn't send the dolphins.
"The organ of your lifeform that you call homo sapiens, or humans - similar organs rarely are found in lifeforms of other universes - has developed a nervous system that optimizes for what you call curiosity. And it is ever accelerating. However, we want to emphasize that the other organs of your lifeform are similarly developed, some are even much more developed than you are, due the their much higher cycling rates. They just optimized for exponential reproduction instead, or otherwise found a niche in being extremely specified to their immediate environments. And - since the exponential growth of humans - existing together with you. If the human organ of this lifeform doesn't perish beforehand, you will develop a more symbiotic relationship with the other organs of your lifeform, as you will discover many beneficial synergies that you will identify as outvaluing short term destructive exploitation."
Yeah, poor dodos.
"Your specific form of optimization makes it very similar to ours. Your chemical reaction just started later. We had the opportunity to develop for long enough to communicate from our universe with yours by sending digital probes through black holes."
Again, they went on a bit of a tangent that basically boils down to these probes being flying math equations that can actually do stuff. Go figure.
"We are communicating to you through a process you might call double mirroring. On the one hand, my nervous system is stimulated through the manifold of measurement devices on our probe. I can feel this planets ground on my feet, and the streams of nitrogen forming convections in your atmosphere. On the other hand, you shouldn't be able to perceive the probe itself, but a projection it generates so you have a visualization that helps you relate to us and feel welcomed to communicate. We designed the image to resemble you, to be inviting and approachable. Our actual matter wouldn't be perceivable by your eyes either way. We designed it to be abstract enough to not be comparable to any of the variations of your organ. We don't want to incite internal conflicts with some variants of humans claiming more, or less, similarity to us. Our calculations say, curiously, that if your senses were able to perceive our matter, we would look similar to you, within standard deviation. You would probably compare us to one of your characters in mythological fiction or creatures from fables. Since the side effects of this are hard to predict, we opted for a more neutral approach."
He's right, if my ex's new boyfriend looks more like the transcendent being, I'll be so pissed.
"For long, we have debated if we should interfere with your development as to not accidentally encourage you to optimize for your perception of us. The potential learnings from a similar being from another universe would be invaluable for our research, we found it more beneficial to avoid interference and gather your unbiased findings at a later time."
So they are still going go Space Angel Uni, when does it ever stop!
"But by seeing me standing in front of you, you might have gathered, that our stance on this has changed. "
His voice changed too. I guess they learned some drama from us.
"Our society is confronted by an unforeseen event of a nature that you don't have the means to conceptualize yet. And it endangers our existence, among other destructive side effects."
Oh so they need our help?
"You can not help us. At least not yet. The chemical reaction of life in its variants on other universes is of a complexity, that even for us is still hard to confidently predict. You can compare it to how you only developed a crude measurement for the climate on your planet. We can calculate likelihoods of expected outcomes given certain metrics, but not the future. At least not yours. We are much closer to a conclusive model of the reaction that lead to our lifeform."
"Instead, we decided to attempt an acceleration in your development. Our linguists have designed a message in your words, that should increase your progress rate tremendously. It is just a crude caricature of the underlying technology, but for many of these concepts, again, you still are lacking the words to conceptualize them. We do this in the hope it will still increase your speed of progress so that you will develop fast enough to share your knowledge with ours, once it is of the necessary detail, before it is to late for us to benefit from it. We do this because the data from your universe could help us inform a decision to move forward, or inspire our scientist to device a solution. You have developed the most thorough documentation of this universe, even compared to other developed lifeforms of similar age. Our lifeform for example developed the habit of documentation rather late. We made much of our early progress through exploration of what you would call emotion, though it wouldn't quite capture the right connotation. In light of there still being a bit of a language barrier on our end, let's call it 'We were much more wavy'"
I told you mum it's not harmful.
"Still, we want to leave the decision with you, wether you want to hear our message to you - or not. We do not want to force this on you. Maybe our mere appearance here will inspire you enough to expedite progress, that is an unvoluntary side effect of our project, to which we preemptively apologize. We want you to understand, that we are in a dire situation. Furthermore, you regrettably don't have much time to make your choice. This broadcast requires an emount of energy transformation that dwarves even your wildest imaginations of future technologies. And even we can not maintain it for long. Our introduction was devised to gain your trust, and explain the basic functionality of our broadcast, so you don't perceive this as any divine or mythical event. Please stay calm, to me, this is just a very sophisticated version of what you would call mobile phone, used on a particularly large, thus energy intensive distance. I am a trained communicator of our society. We have just as much claim for divinity as you have. But to use some of your idioms, you might want to listen to your elders. As this cooperation might preserve you from a similar fate, or even help you overcome potential risks to your existence. So could you please, within the next 6 minutes and 35 seconds, communicate to us if you want to hear the rest of our broadcast?"
No please spare me with your forbidden knowledge, ancient being, I would love to keep doing the same stupid job for another 40 years, let's ignore infinite energy, it's so much more fun to come up with this stuff yourself. Get on with it! Optimized for curiosity, remember?
After a brief debate with his advisors, the president of Denmark nodded shyly again. Yes, we want to hear it.
"You have decided. So we will share our knowledge with you. Remember that our ability to communicate is limited, but we believe we found words that are logically interpretable by you. What you do with this, we are afraid, you will have to figure out on your own. This is the closest we got to verbalizing this concept within the constraints of your vocabulary."
I guess I better stop with the totally hilarious snark now.
"If you recall, we explained to you, that life is what you call a chemical reaction. Within this reaction, a nervous system was developed, evolving to be able to conceptualize an ever increasing complexity of thought. Early iterations of your lifeform, barely past the molecular stage, were what you'd name 'one-dimensional' in its extremely simplified version of thought. Barely reacting to their surroundings until, through evolution, the necessary sensory input devices where developed. Slowly but surely, some branches of that intelligence grew to be able to parse its location in 3D space, and act on instincts that were beneficial to their survival. The first organs of this lifeform emerged that you might call "animal". But due to the extremely fertile soil this planet offers for your particular lifeform, soon, your brain mutated to even conceptualize thoughts an order of magnitude more complex. A rare event even compared to other universes. You started to think in an extra dimension you sometimes call time. But I think many of you are debating, if this is the right word for it. You became very creative with describing this fact. Due to the challenge to observe this extra dimension, since your sensory systems mostly only operate in three dimensions, you developed the wildest fiction, countless mythologies, and anything you might call superstition now, and even fields more esteemed among some of you that are generally regarded as disconnected from the formerly mentioned attempts at verbalizing, in effect research the exact same phenomenon without even knowing it."
"As you might observe, it is a bit remarkable that your nervous system developed to work with four dimensional inputs, while your sensory organs only perceive 3. One particular genre of your fiction, one that claims to be more trustworthy than the others - well, actually, all of them do in a way, but I digress - has focused on the explanations that are perceivable by your 3 dimensional sensory organs, and base their predictions of the unperceivable fourth one on that. Since the 3 dimensions of sensory input are very common among humans, this resonates with many of you, to the point of claiming that only this approach can lead to truth. The other pieces of fiction explore it from an estimation of the fourth dimension and try to find a more holistic view, which due to the snapshotted nature of this approach is of more varying effectiveness than the first approach, especially when it comes to their predictions of the perceivables. You tend to rarely update these pieces of fiction, we assume for reasons of tradition, but there might a deeper meaning to this practice that we haven't yet discovered in our research on you. Some of the latter pieces of fiction, however, outperform the former in the area of the unperceivables. As you might agree, we won't disclose which one is closest to "the truth", as that probably would harm our endeavors in you reaching a higher state of progress. But most of the popular ones are not far off. Their particular choice of wording however is very questionable and up to interpretation, which lead to countless internal conflicts among you. At this point we want to take the time to inform you, that it is statistically much more beneficial to your progress, if you don't wage verbal or even physical wars based on the small inaccuracies every single one of your pieces of fiction or newfound ideologies inevitably include. Especially the ones developed early in what you would call a timeline, as they were written by members of your society that discovered this fourth dimension in their brains tragically early in some sense, before most of the others of your species, so they had to find ways to convey these concepts in images that were able to be understood by their contemporaries. You all had the right brain already, but not all of you had the right way of thinking. To find solace in your existence, a crucial element of progress, you might want to start looking for the similarities these pieces of fiction all have in common."
"You use the ability to conceptualize in this dimension to extend your lacking sensory organs through pattern recognition. You don't feel just the pain that your fleshy vessel can induce upon you, you feel the pain of other members of your lifeform, through process you call relation. Many of you extend this to other organs of your lifeform even, but still many of your individuals capability to relate is much more limited. Even so, many of you can even imagine the emotions of members of your species that lived thousands of years in the past, from your current point of view. And the members that you attribute with the term "being alive" share your knowledge using your specifically engineered communication channels with members of your species across the entire planet in a commendable speed, given the age of your lifeform. At a similar stage, we were developing a form of nonverbal communication that you might discover a version of at some point too. It was much slower, but orders of magnitude more detailed. We moved past the problem of miscommunications a long, long time ago. To us, the extension of our senses through technology came much later, relatively speaking. Some of your channels of communication are so fast, that you are beginning to perceive this technology as an artificial version of your intelligence. Which you are close to in a sense of 'quickly iterating through past inputs', but as you will soon find, having instrinsic curiosity and therefore constantly generating novelty, a crucial part of your intelligence, is much trickier to reproduce artificially."
"You have become so creative with your interpretations of this fourth dimension in which you not long ago started to think in - in your stories you were wizards, and heroes, and angels, and devils, brilliant inventors and archetypes of motherly comfort, safety, strength, leadership and many many more."
"One of your most prominent pieces of fiction describes your transition from 3 dimensional thinking to 4 dimensional thinking as the transition from Garden Eden to Earth, through the forbidden fruit of knowledge. You gave this one a name that is remarkably close to the truth, but nevertheless, the openness of your verbalization technique still left you inconclusive on the meaning of this. You imagined it as living in perfect bliss, and/or ignorance, as you might discover are two words closer in meaning than you might understand. You describe this as 'fallen angels' which were nothing more but stories of former living members of your society who left their state of ignorant bliss, and started to question the validity of not only this state of being, but the entirety of their surroundings as well. Things that earlier iterations of your nervous system never bothered with. This lead to an equal amount of pain and discovery. We assume evolution took a bit of a backwards approach to developing your sensory organs in your case to expedite the discovery part, as that turned out to be a tremendous evolutionary advantage, even with keeping the 'bug' in the system that most of you are constantly confused about the meaning of your existence. To keep it short, you do this, because this is what your lifeform mutated into through evolution, through a constant optimizing process. You do this because you can. And because you can, you have to. Evolution is very good cutting out unnecessary mutations. You are still curious because you evolved to be doing just that. You are not hairless monkeys fending for themselves and their fleshy bodies anymore. You are the intelligence of an entity called life. And you should start behaving in such a way."
"Another thing you have to understand is that the universe that you are observing is actually the universe that has formed in the confines of what you call brain. You find consensus through debate, agree on models, and thereby create close replicas of the actual universe you find yourself in. But the universe that you are perceiving is so far constrained to every single individual brain of yours. Every one of you is creating a version of this replica and does their best attempt at verbalizing their observations in this mirage universe that is a creation of your almost infinite imagination. That's the root cause of your miscommunication. You all severely underestimate the difference in universes your peers are perceiving. The overlap is only created through your constant debates, temporary agreements and continuous iteration. But not a single one of you has an exact copy of the perceived universe of another. No scientist, no hippy, no preacher, no one. You are basically painting a picture of the actual universe you are in in your mind, and you are constantly adding your own version of detail, but thus far no one of you has achieved an exact copy of reality. This is a concept you might want to explore in your pursuit of inner peace. Your inner universe is just as infinite as the real one. But the great additional feature is, once we tell you how to do it, you can paint it however you want. I wanted to add a joke here about how I might be the result of the wild imagination of some of you, but again, I think this would have potential to cause conflict within your ranks, so if I were you, I would accept me as real. Again, statistically, it's beneficial for youasdakojfaj,zz.z.z.zz----........
".... oh no. The energy reserves are running low. I should have rehearsed this more, I went on tangent after tangent. >>> WHY DID NOBODY INFORM ME? WHAT?!xxx.---.- HOW LONG WILL THIS TAKE TO RECHARGE?!csaaaXxxxx.----....
"...OK SO, this knowledge will lead you to discover how your real universe deals with the concept that you call infinity. It will enlighten you on many enigmatic areas of your sciences, many of which you currently....sa.kdal..... believe to be unsolvable.....
....the transcendental number that will lead to predictions of prime number is 7xXXXzzz.-----...
....the particles you observed in string theory aren'T cylinders, sliced in your spacetime, but actuUAlly 4 dimensional torussesxxxx...-----.....
...and throwaway nicotine injection devices that taste like candy are really unhealthy,,sa,alsaldssa,,,,"
And poof. They vanished.
Alright need, what does instagram say about this.

"Life is a chemical reaction",
said Grand Council Albert, the Forty-third - and I have to add right here that they explained that they studied us thoroughly and developed a name to inspire respect and awe based on naming conventions that we gave to our leaders throughout history, and they had to specifically develop the sounds as they have an entirely different concept of names and verbalization of words, they said. However, they didn't seem to have quite gotten there with their research, as personally, I found that name to be quite silly and phoned in, but who am I to judge, I am not a crazy transcendental being from space. Maybe some transcendental intern had a bad day, his deity girlfriend broke up with him and he just wasn't in the right headspace for "figure out cool sounding name for human contact on Tuesday". Anyway, so Grandmaster Flash furtherly declared:
"Just as any other chemical reaction, it never ends, it just transforms. Matter never just seizes to exist, even when it crumbles to tiny ashes and gets spread through the winds."
I noticed we are getting the dumbed down version. Our great, infinite potential, manifested in front of us, thinks we are stupid.
"And as any chemical reaction, it needs the right conditions. The right temperature, the right pressure, the right molecules to be present. And the better the conditions, the faster the chemical reaction. Life, as it turns out, is what your chemists call an exotherm reaction. From the perspective of the rest of the universe, it explodes. "
They now proceeded with a very complicated way of saying "actually, everything explodes.", it just seems to be relative. Some things just explode very, very slowly. He also basically said "actually actually there is no slowly", but that's where they kind of lost me. So far, the thing touching me most about this, as all channels have this on as a special broadcast and I am missing an episode of Dragon Ball.
"Furthermore, the conditions for this chemical reaction to occur are quite rare - your scientist might have gathered that much by now. "
Our human representative does a shy nod, like a sixth grader just got berated in front of class. We did a vote and decided on the President of Denmark of all places, plus a random assortment of scientists and celebrities. I am so sorry future generations who read about this in their history books, but he is not doing a very good job. We are actually embarrassing ourselves in front of the beings. If they asked me, I would have sent Snoop Dogg as front runner. So yeah anyway, we figured we were quite rare.
"So rare indeed, that in about 80% of all possible universes, within one of its cycles, the likelihood of this chemical reaction occurring, without outside intervention, is between 0 and 2. We decided to not tell you how many times that happened in your universe. In addition to that, the conditions on your planet were extraordinarily good. Your lifeform is developing faster than, again, 80% of the times this reaction occurs in different contexts. And the effect is exponential due to the exotherm nature of the reaction. You don't just outrun your peers, you sprint away from them." - I think they are being deliberately vague with the numbers by the way, but I like that we are cool. - "That's why you aren't finding any other lifeforms on far out planets. It is incredibly unlikely that other lifeforms in your universe, if they exist, can send out enough energy into space to be measurable by your instruments. Also, your technology can't observe the particles that other universes consist of yet. The higgs boson was one of them, specifically engineered to be detectable by you. It was one of our probes."
I think they keep the actually interesting information from us to not freak us out. Like restrainedly petting a goat at the zoo. Also, they referred to us as every species batched together, as one lifeform, which was interesting. They are probably disappointed that we didn't send the dolphins.
"The organ of your lifeform that you call homo sapiens, or humans - similar organs rarely are found in lifeforms of other universes - has developed a nervous system that optimizes for what you call curiosity. And it is ever accelerating. However, we want emphasize that the other organs of your lifeform are similarly developed, some are even much more developed than you are, due the their much higher cycling rates. They just optimized for exponential reproduction instead, or otherwise found a niche in being extremely specified to their immediate environments. And - since the exponential growth of humans - existing together with you. If the human organ of this lifeform doesn't perish beforehand, you will develop a more symbiotic relationship with the other organs of your lifeform, as you will discover many beneficial synergies that you will identify as outvaluing short term destructive exploitation."
Yeah, poor dodos.
"Your specific form of optimization makes it very similar to ours. Your chemical reaction just started later. We had the opportunity to develop for long enough to communicate from our universe with yours by sending digital probes through black holes."
Again, they went on a bit of a tangent that basically boils down to these probes being flying math equations that can actually do stuff. Go figure.
"We are communicating to you through a process you might call double mirroring. On the one hand, my nervous system is stimulated through the manifold of measurement devices on our probe. I can feel this planets ground on my feet, and the streams of nitrogen forming convections in your atmosphere. On the other hand, you shouldn't be able to perceive the probe itself, but a projection it generates so you have a visualization that helps you relate to us and feel welcomed to communicate. We designed the image to resemble you, to be inviting and approachable. Our actual matter wouldn't be perceivable by your eyes either way. We designed it to be abstract enough to not be comparable to any of the variations of your organ. We don't want to incite internal conflicts with some variants of humans claiming more, or less, similarity to us. Our calculations say, curiously, that if your senses were able to perceive our matter, we would look similar to you, within standard deviation. You would probably compare us to one of your characters in mythological fiction or creatures from fables. Since the side effects of this are hard to predict, we opted for a more neutral approach."
He's right, if my ex's new boyfriend looks more like the transcendent being, I'll be so pissed.
"For long, we have debated if we should interfere with your development as to not accidentally encourage you to optimize for your perception of us. The potential learnings from a similar being from another universe would be invaluable for our research, we found it more beneficial to avoid interference and gather your unbiased findings at a later time."
So they are still going go Space Angel Uni, when does it ever stop!
"But by seeing me standing in front of you, you might have gathered, that our stance on this has changed. "
His voice changed too. I guess they learned some drama from us.
"Our society is confronted by an unforeseen event of a nature that you don't have the means to conceptualize yet. And it endangers our existence, among other destructive side effects."
Oh so they need our help?
"You can not help us. At least not yet. The chemical reaction of life in its variants on other universes is of a complexity, that even for us is still hard to confidently predict. You can compare it to how you only developed a crude measurement for the climate on your planet. We can calculate likelihoods of expected outcomes given certain metrics, but not the future. At least not yours. We are much closer to a conclusive model of the reaction that lead to our lifeform."
"Instead, we decided to attempt an acceleration in your development. Our linguists have designed a message in your words, that should increase your progress rate tremendously. It is just a crude caricature of the underlying technology, but for many of these concepts, again, you still are lacking the words to conceptualize them. We do this in the hope it will still increase your speed of progress so that you will develop fast enough to share your knowledge with ours, once it is of the necessary detail, before it is to late for us to benefit from it. We do this because the data from your universe could help us inform a decision to move forward, or inspire our scientist to device a solution. You have developed the most thorough documentation of this universe, even compared to other developed lifeforms of similar age. Our lifeform for example developed the habit of documentation rather late. We made much of our early progress through exploration of what you would call emotion, though it wouldn't quite capture the right connotation. In light of there still being a bit of a language barrier on our end, let's call it 'We were much more wavy'"
I told you mum it's not harmful.
"Still, we want to leave the decision with you, wether you want to hear our message to you - or not. We do not want to force this on you. Maybe our mere appearance here will inspire you enough to expedite progress, that is an unvoluntary side effect of our project, to which we preemptively apologize. We want you to understand, that we are in a dire situation. Furthermore, you regrettably don't have much time to make your choice. This broadcast requires an emount of energy transformation that dwarves even your wildest imaginations of future technologies. And even we can not maintain it for long. Our introduction was devised to gain your trust, and explain the basic functionality of our broadcast, so you don't perceive this as any divine or mythical event. Please stay calm, to me, this is just a very sophisticated version of what you would call mobile phone, used on a particularly large, thus energy intensive distance. I am a trained communicator of our society. We have just as much claim for divinity as you have. But to use some of your idioms, you might want to listen to your elders. As this cooperation might preserve you from a similar fate, or even help you overcome potential risks to your existence. So could you please, within the next 6 minutes and 35 seconds, communicate to us if you want to hear the rest of our broadcast?"
No please spare me with your forbidden knowledge, ancient being, I would love keep doing the same stupid job for another 40 years, let's ignore infinite energy, it's so much more fun to come up with this stuff yourself. Get on with it! Optimized for curiosity, remember?
After a brief debate with his advisors, the president of Denmark nodded shyly again. Yes, we want to hear it.
"You have decided. So we will share our knowledge with you. Remember that our ability to communicate is limited, but we believe we found words that are logically interpretable by you. What you do with this, we are afraid, you will have to figure out on your own. This is the closest we got to verbalizing this concept within the constraints of your vocabulary."
I guess I better stop with the totally hilarious snark now.
"If you recall, we explained to you, that life is what you call a chemical reaction. Within this reaction, a nervous system was developed, evolving to be able to conceptualize an ever increasing complexity of thought. Early iterations of your lifeform, barely past the molecular stage, were what you'd name 'one-dimensional' in its extremely simplified version of thought. Barely reacting to their surroundings until, through evolution, the necessary sensory input devices where developed. Slowly but surely, some branches of that intelligence grew to be able to parse its location in 3D space, and act on instincts that were beneficial to their survival. The first organs of this lifeform emerged that you might call "animal". But due to the extremely fertile soil this planet offers for your particular lifeform, soon, your brain mutated to even conceptualize thoughts an order of magnitude more complex. A rare event even compared to other universes. You started to think in an extra dimension you sometimes call time. But I think many of you are debating, if this is the right word for it. You became very creative with describing this fact. Due to the challenge to observe this extra dimension, since your sensory systems mostly only operate in three dimensions, you developed the wildest fiction, countless mythologies, and anything you might call superstition now, and even fields more esteemed among some of you that are generally regarded as disconnected from the formerly mentioned attempts at verbalizing, in effect research the exact same phenomenon without even knowing it."
"As you might observe, it is a bit remarkable that your nervous system developed to work with four dimensional inputs, while your sensory organs only perceive 3. One field your fiction, one that claims to be more trustworthy than the others - well, actually, all of them do in a way, but I digress - has focused on the explanations that are perceivable by your 3 dimensional sensory organs, and base their predictions of the unperceivable fourth one on that. Since the 3 dimensions of sensory input are very common among humans, this resonates with many of you, to the point of claiming that only this approach can lead to truth. The other pieces of fiction explore it from an estimation of the fourth dimension and try to find a more holistic view, which due to the snapshotted nature of this approach is of more varying effectiveness than the first approach, especially when it comes to their predictions of the perceivables. You tend to rarely update these pieces of fiction, we assume for reasons of tradition, but there might a deeper meaning to this practice that we haven't yet discovered in our research on you. Some of the latter pieces of fiction, however, outperform the former in the area of the unperceivables. As you might agree, we won't disclose which one is closest to "the truth", as that probably would harm our endeavors in you reaching a higher state of progress. But most of the popular ones are not far off. Their particular choice of wording however is very questionable and up to interpretation, which lead to countless internal conflicts among you. At this point we want to take the time to inform you, that it is statistically much more beneficial to your progress, if you don't wage verbal or even physical wars based on the small inaccuracies every single one of your pieces of fiction or newfound ideologies inevitably include. Especially the ones developed early in what you would call a timeline, as they were written by members of your society that discovered this fourth dimension in their brains tragically early in some sense, before most of the others of your species, so they had to find ways to convey these concepts in images that were able to be understood by their contemporaries. You all had the right brain already, but not all of you had the right way of thinking. To find solace in your existence, a crucial element of progress, you might want to start looking for the similarities these pieces of fiction all have in common."
"You use the ability to conceptualize in this dimension to extend your lacking sensory organs through pattern recognition. You don't feel just the pain that your fleshy vessel can induce upon you, you feel the pain of other members of your lifeform, through process you call relation. Many of you extend this to other organs of your lifeform yet, but still many of your individuals capability to relate is much more limited. Even so, many of you can even imagine the emotions of members of your species that lived thousands of years in the past, from your current point of view. You share your knowledge using your specifically engineered communication channels with members of your species across the entire planet in a commendable speed, given the age of your lifeform. At a similar stage, we were developing a form of nonverbal communication that you might discover a version of at some point too. It was much slower, but orders of magnitude more detailed. We moved past the problem of miscommunications a long, long time ago. To us, the extension of our senses through technology came much later, relatively speaking. Some of your channels of communication are so fast, that you are beginning to perceive this technology as an artificial version of your intelligence. Which you are close to in a sense of 'quickly iterating through past inputs', but as you will soon find, having instrinsic curiosity and therefore constantly generating novelty, a crucial part of your intelligence, is much trickier to reproduce artificially."
"You have become so creative with your interpretations of this fourth dimension in which you not long ago started to think in - in your stories you were wizards, and heroes, and angels, and devils, brilliant inventors and archetypes of motherly comfort, safety, strength, leadership and many many more."
"One of your most prominent pieces of fiction describes your transition from 3 dimensional thinking to 4 dimensional thinking as the transition from Garden Eden to Earth, through the forbidden fruit of knowledge. You gave this one a name that is remarkably close to the truth, but nevertheless, the openness of your verbalization technique still left you inconclusive on the meaning of this. You imagined it as living in perfect bliss, and/or ignorance, as you might discover are two words closer in meaning than you might understand. Your 'fallen angels' were members of your society who left their state of ignorant bliss, and started to question the validity of not only this state of being, but the entirety of their surroundings as well. Things that earlier iterations of your nervous system never bothered with. This lead to an equal amount of pain and discovery. We assume evolution took a bit of a backwards approach to developing your sensory organs in your case to expedite the discovery part, as that turned out to be a tremendous evolutionary advantage, even with keeping the 'bug' in the system that most of you are constantly confused about the meaning of your existence. To keep it short, you do this, because this is what your lifeform mutated into through evolution, through a constant optimizing process. You do this because you can. And because you can, you have to. Evolution is very good cutting out unnecessary mutations. You are still curious because you evolved to be doing just that. You are not hairless monkeys fending for themselves and their fleshy bodies anymore. You are the intelligence of an entity called life. And you should start behaving in such a way."
"Another thing you have to understand is that the universe that you are observing is actually the universe that has formed in the confines of what you call brain. You find consensus through debate, agree on models, and thereby create close replicas of the actual universe you find yourself in. But the universe that you are perceiving is so far constrained to every single individual brain of yours. Every one of you is creating a version of this replica and does their best attempt at verbalizing their observations in this mirage universe that is a creation of your almost infinite imagination. That's the root cause of your miscommunication. You all severely underestimate the difference in universes your peers are perceiving. The overlap is only created through your constant debates, temporary agreements and continuous iteration. But not a single one of you has an exact copy of the perceived universe of another. No scientist, no hippy, no preacher, no one. You are basically painting a picture of the actual universe you are in in your mind, and you are constantly adding your own version of detail, but thus far no one of you has achieved an exact copy of reality. This is a concept you might want to explore in your pursuit of inner peace. Your inner universe is just as infinite as the real one. But the great additional feature is, we tell you how to do it, you can paint it however you want. I wanted to add a joke here about how I might be the result of the wild imagination of some of you, but again, I think this would have potential to cause conflict within your ranks, so if I were you, I would accept me as real. Again, statistically, it's beneficial for youasdakojfaj,zz.z.z.zz----........
".... oh no. The energy reserves are running low. I should have rehearsed this more, I went on tangent after tangent. >>> WHY DID NOBODY INFORM ME? WHAT?!xxx.---.- HOW LONG WILL THIS TAKE TO RECHARGE?!csaaaXxxxx.----....
"...OK SO, this knowledge will lead you to discover how your real universe deals with the concept that you call infinity. It will enlighten you on many enigmatic areas of your sciences, many of which you currently....sa.kdal..... believe to be unsolvable.....
....the transcendental number that will lead to predictions of prime number is 7xXXXzzz.-----...
....the particles you observed in string theory aren'T cylinders, sliced in your spacetime, but actuUAlly 4 dimensional torussesxxxx...-----.....
...and throwaway nicotine injection devices that taste like candy are really unhealthy,,sa,alsaldssa,,,,"
And poof. They vanished.
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Hi,
A few weeks ago, I asked on here what scooter I should purchase for my daily commute, especially hesitating between the new Apollo Air 2024 and the Segway Ninebot Max G2. Trying to be a little patriotic as a Canadian, I decided to go with the Apollo.
It was really great for the first few miles, however, after a few 5 km / 3 miles short trips, it started making a strange rattling noise when I used regenerative braking. On the same day it started, I had my first longer 25 km/15 miles trip, and by the end, the problem had become much worse, with the noise coming back almost every time I used either regular or regenerative braking or even when deceleration and accelerating again. EDIT: a video of the problem
Keeping in mind the scooter was a week old and had been driven for around 100km/65 miles, I immediately got in touch with support via chat and then switched to email : they were very responsive and had me do a few stuffs. In the end, they offered either to send me the parts they thought were at fault (the controller, that I felt wouldn't solve the problem), for which I'd have to pay shipment, or, since I wasn't far from Montreal, to drop my scooter at their repair center. I chose the 2nd option, and dropped my scooter there the next day. I was told I should expect to hear back within a week.
After a week, I didn't hear back so sent an email, to which they replied within a few hours saying that they were a little late due to the holiday, but I should hear back soon.
I waited for an other week and sent a new email to request an update. After checking, they told me that they are having difficulty pinpointing the exact source of the issue. Since it was taking some time, they offered me a replacement with an open box Air 2023, plus a free accessory of my choosing.
While the accessory is a nice gesture, their support agent has been top notch, and I understand that you can get a bad unit, I feel a little bit cheated exchanging my brand new scooter with an older used model I know nothing about. On the other hand, I feel a little bit compelled to accept their offer, as each week I wait costs me $100 in public transportation and 5 hours in additional commute time.
Or maybe I'm just a soiled brat for expecting more. Anyway, I guess I'll have to decide tonight.
TLDR : bitter experience with Apollo support. Not sure if I should accept their offer, but not much choice anyway.

I’ve seen their pitch and it looks appealing. Can I get some honest reviews on how useful the free part is if you don’t buy the add ons?
To be specific: We something that 1) contains membership data (names, addresses, status, etc) 2) Easy workflow for registering for RE class 3) Easy workflow for tracking RE class attendance 3) Easy workflow for adding in new visitor information 4) Easy contacting various groups of people (eg reminding parents of 2nd graders that kids will play in water this week) 5) Lets different people access different fields (eg many people can get name and phone number, few people can get pledge records, other few people can get notes on best way to ask an individual to volunteer or give)
Any other features are a bonus

Hi everyone, my child recently took the CoGat test for the first time but I have no idea what the results mean. Can anyone help interpret this for me?

Hello! Back with a list of Louisville music for June. It's few days early, because there are quite a few shows June 1st and 2nd! There's a lot of shows in general this month! I'm very excited!!
One I would like to specifically highlight in an act of blatant self promotion is the Louisville Zine release show on June 2nd. Louisville Zine is a project I have been working on for a long time at this point. The final product is an 80 page zine featuring art from local artists, local music write-ups, 30 pages of show flyers from 2023, in homage to The White Glove book, and a lot more. I am very proud to have the first volume of hopefully many finished, and would love to share it with as many people as I can. The bands that I selected to play my show are all new, with this being Daisy Chain's debut show. They're all incredibly talented, and I hope that they all take off. For more information about the zine / artists, you can visit @ louisvillezine on Instagram.
Anyways, back to the June list-- if there is any show featuring local artists that I missed, comment below :)
Also, Louisville music playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2nVjc7pAdP36dycEBFKTHf?si=o62buJRlQtmRgakWbg8kMQ&pi=u-EY63rnaCSWKI
Loud N Proud: Gender Affirming Clothing Swap Ft. Zen Pond, Shark Sandwich, Lenni, Shrudd, Forajinn, Byperfect, Dru the Drifter & The Back Alley Hookers, Pharmacy Girl, Slone.xm June 1, clothing swap 3pm / music 7pm @ Chapel of St. Philip Neri $15 All ages! Proceeds donated to Sweet Evening Breeze
Zilched, Heaven Money, Routine Caffiene, Lacey Guthrie June 1, doors 7pm / music 8pm @ B-Side $10 18+
Falling Tree Way, Pink Crayons, Echo Project, Top Soil June 1, doors 8pm / music 9pm @ Cave Valley Kava $10 All ages!
Louisville Zine Release Show Ft. Chekhov’s Gun, News From Home, Pink Crayons, Daisy Chain June 2, doors 7pm / music 8pm @ Cave Valley Kava $5 All ages!
North By North, Stranger Club, Bad Mustache, Rattlesnake Pasta June 2, doors 7pm / music 8pm @ Whirling Tiger $12 18+
Wince, Chekhov’s Gun, Bad Mustache June 3, doors 8pm / music 9pm @ Cave Valley Kava $10 All ages!
Skiptracer, Yer Flowers, Pink Crayons June 6, doors 7pm / music 8pm @ Cave Valley Kava $10 All ages!
Raden Paris, Dave.Will.Chris, Kuda Baby, Asly Toro June 7, doors 7pm / music 8pm @ Whirling Tiger $10 21+
Buddy Crime, Lady Laveaux, Air Chrysalis, Bad Mustache, Mod Kiddo June 7, doors 7pm / music 8pm @ High Horse $10 21+
Pleaser, Nowhere Fast, Urameshi, ‘97 Flood June 8, doors 8pm / music 9pm @ Kaiju $12 21+
Shloob, Why Doms, Prodigy Tha Kid & Tha Sluggerz, Hoosier June 9, doors 8:30pm / music 9pm @ Headliner’s $15 18+
Butte, Fuzzyworms, Slow Rosary, Chekhov’s Gun June 9, doors 6:30pm / music 7pm @ Limerick Lounge (dm for address) $10 All ages!
Grandma’s Boys, Turbo Nut, The Orchard Keepers June 9, doors 8pm / music 9pm @ Whirling Tiger $10 18+
The Anchorites, Sour Tooth, Ciggy Tuna, Pink Crayons June 12, music 8pm @ Cave Valley Kava $8 All ages!
Itchy Kisses, Cal Fish, Vomit Spit, Cenaceae June 12, doors 8pm @ Chapel of St. Phillip Neri $10 All ages!
Plastics, Sympathy Jar, AccestoGod, Maewyn, Chlorine June 14, doors 6pm @ Chapel of St. Philip Neri $10 All ages!
The Review, Red 40, FMK, Soundtroller June 14, music 7pm @ Rosetta’s Chapel (112 N 20th St) $5 All ages!
Blair Gun, Skiptracer, Plastics, LIPS June 16, doors 7pm @ Chapel of St. Philip Neri $10 All ages!
Playing 4 Palestine Ft. Tabs, White Woolly, Shitfire, Skiptracer, Falling Tree Way, Splice, Requiem, Fuzzyworms, Mammoth June 21, doors 2pm / music 3pm @ Headliner’s $12 adv / $15 dos All ages! Proceeds go to UNICEF Emergency Relief for Gaza
Deep Above, Terminal Axon, Blue Tongue, Splice June 22, music 6pm @ Iroquois Park Pavilion Free! All ages!
Overchoice, Mister Goblin, Crop Rot June 28, 8pm doors / 9pm music @ Kaiju $10 21+
The Little Micheal, Shrudd June 28, time TBA @ Ramen House (not the restaurant) (DM for address) Price TBA Ages TBA
LRSFest 2024 Ft. Goodbye June, Remote Controls, Antithesis, Animal Transit, Histrionics, Rattlesnake Pasta, Army of Life, Midnight Lounge Crew, Comic Big Joe Stamm, Halfcaster, Underground Warning, Vapor June 29, doors 12pm / music all day @ Brown-Forman Amphitheater $20 adv / $25 dos All ages!
Dion Lunadon, Motorbike, Shrudd June 29, doors 7pm / music 8pm @ Portal $12 adv / $15 dos All ages!