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AA/e/90, Gatling gun, Lmg
AA/50C/25 Fixer(2x), Handmade, Tesla Riffle, Dragon, Combat shotgun, Pipe Revolver, BP Pistol, BP Plunder, Em, EPR perfect mods, AD
AA/25A/Dur EPF
AA/E/15R Pipe Pistol, LMG
aa/25/90 Gamma gun, epp, flamer
AA/25/Dur NU Laser Riffle, Fixer, Hm, Gamma gun, Holy fire, .50, Minigun (2x) epr
AA/50C/15c epp, AD
AA/Ap/25 Holy fire
AA/25a/Dur AGL,
AA/Pa/1s Grognaks Axe
AA/50C/90 Grognaks Axe, NU Laser Riffle, epp
AA/50L/25 Tommy gun
AA/50C/15r Hm
AA/e/15c RR (2x), Em
AA/25/25 lmg(2x) EPR, Rail, em
Aa/25a/90rw AGL
Aa/e/25 Pipe Bolt Pistol, Radium, Fixer
AA/40/40 Ski sword
AA/50c/50bs Compound Bow
AA/40pa/50bs chainsaw
AA/40pa/1S Blue ridge Iron
AA/E/25 Fixer(3x), .44 Pistol
AA/40/40 Chainsaw (2x)
AA/25a/25 epr 2x
AA/50h/15c EPP
AA/50h/50bs EPP
Aristocrat:
Ari/Pa/40 Chainsaw
Ari/50/25 Cryo
Ari/E/15r Minigun
Ari/50C/Dur CR
Ari/25/25 Epr
Ari/25/50bs epp
Assassins:
A/50c/25 Hm, Single Action Revolver
a/e/Dur Gatling gun
Aa25a90rw AGL
A/25/50bs Plasma Pistol
A/25/15r Laser Pistol
Berserk:
Be40/40 Drill
Be25/25 epp
Berz/e/25 10mm sub
Bloodied:
B40Pa/1a Bear arm
B/50C/15C Hm ( 2x ), Pumpgun, .44 Pistol, Rwr, Epr perfect mods, Bow, Lever
B/50C/25 Chainsaw, Auto Pipe, BP Plunderbuss, Handmade, epr
B/E/25 combat riffle , AR, 10mm, Pipe riffle, Single Action Revolver, Radium, Hm, Fixer
B/25/Stealth 10mm
B/E Black powder Riffle
B/Ap/25 Ul Laser Riffle, Gamma gun
B/50L/25 Hm
B/25/Dur RR ( 2x), Agl, Ugl, Flamer
B/e/50bs Combat riffle, BP Pistol
B/25/15r Gauss, 10mm, EPF, Cryo,
B/25/25 combat riffle, gatling plasma, Radium, gp, gl, Handmade(2x), fixer
B/Bash/50bs Minigun'
B/50h/25 Fixer, hm
B/25/90 epp with alligned flamer, lmg, Gatling laser, Cryo
B/40pa/40 chainsaw
B/e/90 AR
B/50l/50bs Peppershaker
B/25/50bs Plasma Thrower, Laser Pistol
B/e/90 lmg, Gatling
B/50c/90 EPP
B/50c/15r Em
B/25a/90 lmg, gl
Be15r fixer
Executioners:
Exe/50C/25 Hm (2x), Minigun, 10mm Smg, em
Exe/E/25 Lever, Combat Shotgun, 10mm Pistol
Exe/25/25 EPR, Gauss, Lever,
Exe/50C/15C EM
Exe/25/Dur Fixer
Exe/25/15r GP
Exe/50L/25 GAuss
Exe/E/15r Pipe Bolt Pistol
Exe/25/90 Radium, 10mm Smg, Hm (2x)
Exe/50h/25 Gamma gun, epp
Exe/e/15r Pipe Revolver
Exe/25/50bs epp
Furious:
F/50C/25 NU Laser Riffle, Radium, CR,
F/Pa/25 Chinese Sword
F/25/Dur Minigun
F/Bash/Dur Minigun
F/25/25 UGatling Laser, EPR, Radium
F/Ap/25 GP
Gourmands:
G/50h/25 epp
G/E/15R Radium
G/PA/25 DC Gauntlet,
G/50c/25 Flamethrower, Em
G/e/25 Hm
G/25/25 rwr
Instigating:
I/50c/25 bow
Inst/Ap/25 epp
Juggernaut:
Jugg/50h/25 EPP
Jugg/e/90 Fixer, hm
Jugg/e/25 Fixer, RR
Jugg/25/25 Fixer, Gamma Gun, hm , Cryo
Jugg/Pa/40Pa Chainsaw
Jugg/e/15r .50
Jugg/e/dur .50
Jugg/50c/25 hm,
Junkie:
J/E/25 Hm, RR, Em
J/25/15r EPR Perfect mods Alligned Auto, AGL, tommy gun
J/SS/1s Bowieknife, Powerfist,
J/25/15r RR(2x),
J/50c/15c RR, Single Action Revolver
J/25/90 .50,
J/25/25 Western Revolver, Kabloom
J/50l/25 epp
Medic:
Med/25/25 Fixer
Med/25/15r Holy Fire
Med/50c/25 Minigun, AR,
Mutant:
M/25/15r AGL
M/Bash/Dur Minigun
M/50H/25 EPP Perfect Mods(alligned Auto)
M/25/25 10mm
Nocturnal:
N/E/25 .50
N/50c/25 Em
N/25/15r 10mm
Quad:
Q/E 10mm, Lever, Gatling gun
Q/E/25 Lever, Combat Riffle.50, Sniper riffle,
Q/25/15r Fixer
Q/25/90 Hm, Em, Fixer, epp
Q/E/15C Pipe Bolt Pistol(2x), 10mm Pistol,
Q/25A/25 Fixer
Q/50L/25 Fixer, Tesla
Q/50C/15r .50, Tommy gun Gatling gun, Auto Pipe,
Q/25/50bs Fixer, Holy fire, DB, Hm, Auto Pipe, Cryo
Q/50C/Dur Fixer (2x), hm, EPP ,Railway
Q/E/90 railway, .50 cal, Minigun
Q/25/25 Pipe Revolver, Ab, EPR, Gauss riffle, tommy gun,
Q/50C 10mm, Em
Q/Ap/15r Fixer
Q/25A/Dur Holy Fire, Gamma gun
Q/25A/15r Holy Fire,
Q/E Pipe Pistol, Hunter Riffle, Pumpgun, Combat Riffle, DB
Q/50C/25 Minigun,Tommy, Plasma Riffle, Gatling gun, Western Revolver, Epr (2x), Radium(2x), Handmade, EM
Q/50b/25 Tesla, Hm
Q/50l/15r tesla
Q/50H/25 Radium, , Western Revolver,
Q/e/15r hm(2x), Gatling gun, Em, DB, Pipe riffle, Railway
Q/ls/25 Ab
Q/25/15c epp
Q/50h/15r EPP
Q/25/15c Railway (2x) , EPP, Handmade
Supressor:
S/e/25 Fixer
S/25/15r Fixer
S/50c/25 Hunting riffle
Two Shot:
TS/50C/25 Fixer (2x), Hm (2x), Tesla, Dragon
Ts/25/25 AR, Fixer, epp, Ultracite laser riffle
Ts/E/Dur Minigun
Ts/50H/25 Fixer, Radium
Ts/25/dur Fixer, hm
Ts/e/25 Pipe Revolver, RWR, Em, 10mm Pistol,
Ts/Ls/25 Assaultron Head
Ts/e/15c Lever (2x)
Ts/25/15r Flamethrower, EPR,
TS/50c/15c RR, Ab
TS/50L/25 Em Ts/e/15r lmg
Ts/25/90, Lmg
Ts/50c/15c Plunderbuss
Ts/e/90 Pumpgun, lmg
Vampire:
V/50C/15r GP, Gatling Gun
V/50C/15r Railway
V/e/dur Hm, Em
V/e/25, Hm, Em
V/Ap/25 Fixer
V/50L/25 Fixer, RR, 10mm, Hm
V/50C/25 Gauss, Chainsaw, DB(2x), Fixer, 10mm Pistol, handmade, EPR (2x) , Rail, Recurve bow
V/e Lever
V/25/15c Hm(2x), Gatling laser, epp
V/25/25 Gatling laser, Pipe Bolt Pistol, Epr
V/25/50Damage resist EPR
V/e/15r Western Revolver, Single Action Revolver,
V/25/15r Plasma Thrower, Gatling Plasma
V/25a/15r Plasma Thrower
V/25/90 Gamma Gun, Flamer
V/50h/25 epp
Armor Pieces:
Uny/AP/HTD H Leaver Set
Uny/Mix/Sent bos Combat armor set
Uny/7Explo/Cav FSA La
OE/AP/Sent Usa LL
Oe/7Exp/Cryo Fsa LL
As/7E/AWR Raider PA LA
Aristo/AP/WWR Trapper RL
Aristo/AP/Stealth FSA Chest
As/7Exp/Sent FSA RL
Oe/7Exp/WWR X01 LA
Bolst/S/WWR T60 LL
Uny/Ap/Stealth Trapper RA
Uny/S/WWR light Metal armor LA
Uny/I/Cav Wood Rl
Uny/1S/Wwr Heavy Raider Armor Ra
Van/P/WWR FSA LL
Uny/S/Limb Usa LL
Uny/I/JWR FSA LL
Uny/Ap/Sent Fsa la (level 40)'
uny/ap/sneak trapper chest, trapper ra
Oe/Ap/wwr Raider PA rl ( level 30)
Uny/1P/Cav fsa Ra
Uny/S/WWR light Metal La
Uny/HungeWWR Usa Rl
OE/1e/FDC Usa ll
Bolst/I/sentt Trapper LA
Bolst/S/Sent Wood RL
Uny/L/WWR Heavy raider LA
Uny/S/WWR Sturdy leather RA
Uny/Cryo/Cav FSA Cp
Uny/Cryo/Awr Fsa LL
Uny/I/AWR USA RL
Ari/Ap/Wwr Heavy metal CP'
Van/Cryo/WWR Leather CP
Van/AP/AWR Raider RA
Bolst/led/Cav Metal CP
Oe/1s/WWR Metal LA
UnyApWwr trapper LL
UnyExploSent trapper and combat RA
Uny1sSent USA RL
Uny 1i FDC Heavy raider cp

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AA/e/90, Gatling gun, Lmg
AA/50C/25 Fixer(2x), Handmade, Tesla Riffle, Dragon, Combat shotgun, Pipe Revolver, BP Pistol, BP Plunder, Em, EPR perfect mods, AD
AA/25A/Dur EPF
AA/E/15R Pipe Pistol, LMG
aa/25/90 Gamma gun, epp, flamer
AA/25/Dur NU Laser Riffle, Fixer, Hm, Gamma gun, Holy fire, .50, Minigun (2x) epr
AA/50C/15c epp, AD
AA/Ap/25 Holy fire
AA/25a/Dur AGL,
AA/Pa/1s Grognaks Axe
AA/50C/90 Grognaks Axe, NU Laser Riffle, epp
AA/50L/25 Tommy gun
AA/50C/15r Hm
AA/e/15c RR (2x), Em
AA/25/25 lmg(2x) EPR, Rail, em
Aa/25a/90rw AGL
Aa/e/25 Pipe Bolt Pistol, Radium, Fixer
AA/40/40 Ski sword
AA/50c/50bs Compound Bow
AA/40pa/50bs chainsaw
AA/40pa/1S Blue ridge Iron
AA/E/25 Fixer(3x), .44 Pistol
AA/40/40 Chainsaw (2x)
AA/25a/25 epr 2x
AA/50h/15c EPP
AA/50h/50bs EPP
Aristocrat:
Ari/Pa/40 Chainsaw
Ari/50/25 Cryo
Ari/E/15r Minigun
Ari/50C/Dur CR
Ari/25/25 Epr
Ari/25/50bs epp
Assassins:
A/50c/25 Hm, Single Action Revolver
a/e/Dur Gatling gun
Aa25a90rw AGL
A/25/50bs Plasma Pistol
A/25/15r Laser Pistol
Berserk:
Be40/40 Drill
Be25/25 epp
Berz/e/25 10mm sub
Bloodied:
B40Pa/1a Bear arm
B/50C/15C Hm ( 2x ), Pumpgun, .44 Pistol, Rwr, Epr perfect mods, Bow, Lever
B/50C/25 Chainsaw, Auto Pipe, BP Plunderbuss, Handmade, epr
B/E/25 combat riffle , AR, 10mm, Pipe riffle, Single Action Revolver, Radium, Hm, Fixer
B/25/Stealth 10mm
B/E Black powder Riffle
B/Ap/25 Ul Laser Riffle, Gamma gun
B/50L/25 Hm
B/25/Dur RR ( 2x), Agl, Ugl, Flamer
B/e/50bs Combat riffle, BP Pistol
B/25/15r Gauss, 10mm, EPF, Cryo,
B/25/25 combat riffle, gatling plasma, Radium, gp, gl, Handmade(2x), fixer
B/Bash/50bs Minigun'
B/50h/25 Fixer, hm
B/25/90 epp with alligned flamer, lmg, Gatling laser, Cryo
B/40pa/40 chainsaw
B/e/90 AR
B/50l/50bs Peppershaker
B/25/50bs Plasma Thrower, Laser Pistol
B/e/90 lmg, Gatling
B/50c/90 EPP
B/50c/15r Em
B/25a/90 lmg, gl
Be15r fixer
Executioners:
Exe/50C/25 Hm (2x), Minigun, 10mm Smg, em
Exe/E/25 Lever, Combat Shotgun, 10mm Pistol
Exe/25/25 EPR, Gauss, Lever,
Exe/50C/15C EM
Exe/25/Dur Fixer
Exe/25/15r GP
Exe/50L/25 GAuss
Exe/E/15r Pipe Bolt Pistol
Exe/25/90 Radium, 10mm Smg, Hm (2x)
Exe/50h/25 Gamma gun, epp
Exe/e/15r Pipe Revolver
Exe/25/50bs epp
Furious:
F/50C/25 NU Laser Riffle, Radium, CR,
F/Pa/25 Chinese Sword
F/25/Dur Minigun
F/Bash/Dur Minigun
F/25/25 UGatling Laser, EPR, Radium
F/Ap/25 GP
Gourmands:
G/50h/25 epp
G/E/15R Radium
G/PA/25 DC Gauntlet,
G/50c/25 Flamethrower, Em
G/e/25 Hm
G/25/25 rwr
Instigating:
I/50c/25 bow
Inst/Ap/25 epp
Juggernaut:
Jugg/50h/25 EPP
Jugg/e/90 Fixer, hm
Jugg/e/25 Fixer, RR
Jugg/25/25 Fixer, Gamma Gun, hm , Cryo
Jugg/Pa/40Pa Chainsaw
Jugg/e/15r .50
Jugg/e/dur .50
Jugg/50c/25 hm,
Junkie:
J/E/25 Hm, RR, Em
J/25/15r EPR Perfect mods Alligned Auto, AGL, tommy gun
J/SS/1s Bowieknife, Powerfist,
J/25/15r RR(2x),
J/50c/15c RR, Single Action Revolver
J/25/90 .50,
J/25/25 Western Revolver, Kabloom
J/50l/25 epp
Medic:
Med/25/25 Fixer
Med/25/15r Holy Fire
Med/50c/25 Minigun, AR,
Mutant:
M/25/15r AGL
M/Bash/Dur Minigun
M/50H/25 EPP Perfect Mods(alligned Auto)
M/25/25 10mm
Nocturnal:
N/E/25 .50
N/50c/25 Em
N/25/15r 10mm
Quad:
Q/E 10mm, Lever, Gatling gun
Q/E/25 Lever, Combat Riffle.50, Sniper riffle,
Q/25/15r Fixer
Q/25/90 Hm, Em, Fixer, epp
Q/E/15C Pipe Bolt Pistol(2x), 10mm Pistol,
Q/25A/25 Fixer
Q/50L/25 Fixer, Tesla
Q/50C/15r .50, Tommy gun Gatling gun, Auto Pipe,
Q/25/50bs Fixer, Holy fire, DB, Hm, Auto Pipe, Cryo
Q/50C/Dur Fixer (2x), hm, EPP ,Railway
Q/E/90 railway, .50 cal, Minigun
Q/25/25 Pipe Revolver, Ab, EPR, Gauss riffle, tommy gun,
Q/50C 10mm, Em
Q/Ap/15r Fixer
Q/25A/Dur Holy Fire, Gamma gun
Q/25A/15r Holy Fire,
Q/E Pipe Pistol, Hunter Riffle, Pumpgun, Combat Riffle, DB
Q/50C/25 Minigun,Tommy, Plasma Riffle, Gatling gun, Western Revolver, Epr (2x), Radium(2x), Handmade, EM
Q/50b/25 Tesla, Hm
Q/50l/15r tesla
Q/50H/25 Radium, , Western Revolver,
Q/e/15r hm(2x), Gatling gun, Em, DB, Pipe riffle, Railway
Q/ls/25 Ab
Q/25/15c epp
Q/50h/15r EPP
Q/25/15c Railway (2x) , EPP, Handmade
Supressor:
S/e/25 Fixer
S/25/15r Fixer
S/50c/25 Hunting riffle
Two Shot:
TS/50C/25 Fixer (2x), Hm (2x), Tesla, Dragon
Ts/25/25 AR, Fixer, epp, Ultracite laser riffle
Ts/E/Dur Minigun
Ts/50H/25 Fixer, Radium
Ts/25/dur Fixer, hm
Ts/e/25 Pipe Revolver, RWR, Em, 10mm Pistol,
Ts/Ls/25 Assaultron Head
Ts/e/15c Lever (2x)
Ts/25/15r Flamethrower, EPR,
TS/50c/15c RR, Ab
TS/50L/25 Em Ts/e/15r lmg
Ts/25/90, Lmg
Ts/50c/15c Plunderbuss
Ts/e/90 Pumpgun, lmg
Vampire:
V/50C/15r GP, Gatling Gun
V/50C/15r Railway
V/e/dur Hm, Em
V/e/25, Hm, Em
V/Ap/25 Fixer
V/50L/25 Fixer, RR, 10mm, Hm
V/50C/25 Gauss, Chainsaw, DB(2x), Fixer, 10mm Pistol, handmade, EPR (2x) , Rail, Recurve bow
V/e Lever
V/25/15c Hm(2x), Gatling laser, epp
V/25/25 Gatling laser, Pipe Bolt Pistol, Epr
V/25/50Damage resist EPR
V/e/15r Western Revolver, Single Action Revolver,
V/25/15r Plasma Thrower, Gatling Plasma
V/25a/15r Plasma Thrower
V/25/90 Gamma Gun, Flamer
V/50h/25 epp
Armor Pieces:
Uny/AP/HTD H Leaver Set
Uny/Mix/Sent bos Combat armor set
Uny/7Explo/Cav FSA La
OE/AP/Sent Usa LL
Oe/7Exp/Cryo Fsa LL
As/7E/AWR Raider PA LA
Aristo/AP/WWR Trapper RL
Aristo/AP/Stealth FSA Chest
As/7Exp/Sent FSA RL
Oe/7Exp/WWR X01 LA
Bolst/S/WWR T60 LL
Uny/Ap/Stealth Trapper RA
Uny/S/WWR light Metal armor LA
Uny/I/Cav Wood Rl
Uny/1S/Wwr Heavy Raider Armor Ra
Van/P/WWR FSA LL
Uny/S/Limb Usa LL
Uny/I/JWR FSA LL
Uny/Ap/Sent Fsa la (level 40)'
uny/ap/sneak trapper chest, trapper ra
Oe/Ap/wwr Raider PA rl ( level 30)
Uny/1P/Cav fsa Ra
Uny/S/WWR light Metal La
Uny/HungeWWR Usa Rl
OE/1e/FDC Usa ll
Bolst/I/sentt Trapper LA
Bolst/S/Sent Wood RL
Uny/L/WWR Heavy raider LA
Uny/S/WWR Sturdy leather RA
Uny/Cryo/Cav FSA Cp
Uny/Cryo/Awr Fsa LL
Uny/I/AWR USA RL
Ari/Ap/Wwr Heavy metal CP'
Van/Cryo/WWR Leather CP
Van/AP/AWR Raider RA
Bolst/led/Cav Metal CP
Oe/1s/WWR Metal LA
UnyApWwr trapper LL
UnyExploSent trapper and combat RA
Uny1sSent USA RL
Uny 1i FDC Heavy raider cp

I’m currently in NA. I’m a Sec 4 student taking Comb Sci (Chem + Phys), POA, Comb Humans (SS + Lit), Malay, English and Math. I’m taking O Levels for only both my languages, meaning I’ll have to work hard to bridge my NA Math to Express Math. I don’t take AMath, but I heard that for a lot of courses that require you to do math, you need to take AMath. How should I deal with my situation? I’m aiming to be able to take a Physics-related course in Uni (Hopefully Theoretical Physics). Is it alright for me to take H1 Math in JC, or do I really have to take H2 Math, despite having little to no exposure in AMath?

I was going to post this on the main sub but was unable to do so (they might have some restrictions). So here it goes.
So after the latest chapter there is a lot of discussions regarding what happened. This post is not about that. I personally have mixed feelings about what happened and am going to wait for more context (further chapters) to form an opinion.
This post is about those dickheads who just read CSM for it's shock value and are degrading this chapter to another shock moment. "Uh dEnJi DeFiNiTeLy EnJoYeD iT" or "uH tHeSe GuYs WiLl NoT sUrViVe FiRePuNcH" shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up. Firepunch is peak not because of that stupid dog scene. It was just a way to show the gut was a dick. Fujimoto could've chosen literally anything and he decided to chose that. Remove it from the manga and literally nothing changes from the story. Literally, you can make that dog guy have scat fetist and his room was full of poop and Sun got disgusted and tried to run and the story continues and literally nothing changes. Firepunch is peak because of its great story and themes it tries to tackle. This chapter is not that. I bet this moment is going to have significant impact on the main characters.
But no, these guys read such mangas because they are "edgy" and "cool". "OmG hAvE yOu ReAd BeRsErK. gRiFfItH rApEs CaScA iN iT. i Am A gRoWn Up. I rEaD aDuLt MaNgA", "OmG, hAvE yOu ReAd Ch 165 Of CsM. tHeY gO tO a BrOtHeL. dO yOu KnOw SeX hApPeNs In A bRoThEl. ReLaX lIbErAlS. iT iS cAlLeD dArK hUmOuR." SHUT THE FUCK UP. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Looking for:

• Mutant's/AP/Sent X-01 Torso
• Will also take apparel offers for weapons and armor.

Tradelist:

All weapons and armor are max level unless otherwise stated under the "Extra info" column.
Enclave mod order is: Barrel, Sight, Grip, Capacitator

Apparel:

• Tattered Field Jacket
• BOS Jumpsuit
• Urban Scout Armor Mask ×2
Fasnacht masks:
• Fasnacht Fiend Mask ×3

Weapons:

1st ★	2nd ★	3rd ★	Weapon	Extra info
AA	50c	25lvc	Compound Bow
AA	25ffr	15fr	Gatling Laser	Non-Ultracite
AA	25ffr	90rw	.50 Cal Machine Gun
AA	50c	25lvc	Combat Rifle
B	25ffr	25lvc	Handmade
B	25ffr	25lvc	Radium
B	25ffr	15fr	Pepper Shaker
B	50c	25lvc	Compound Bow
B	50c	25lvc	Gatling Plasma
B	50c	25lvc	Combat Shotgun
B	50c	15fr	Lever Action
B	40pa	1S	Chainsaw
B	SS	1S	Boxing Glove
B	SS	1S	Guitar Sword
B	25ffr	50b	Ultracite Gatling Laser
B	25ffr	15fr	Cryolator
B	E	90rw	.50 Cal Machine Gun	Level 35
B	50c	25lvc	.50 Cal Machine Gun
B	Last	25lvc	Double-Barrel Shotgun
B	40pa	40	Unstoppable Monster	Survival Mode Legacy
B	E	25lvc	Black Powder Pistol	20%
B	-	90rw	Blackpowder Blunderbuss
B	-	-	The Dragon	419
Q	25ffr	25lvc	Enclave Plasma Gun	AS, RS, BG, CC
Q	25ffr	25lvc	Laser Gun	Non-Ultracite
Q	25ffr	25lvc	Western Revolver
Q	25ffr	25lvc	.44 Revolver
Q	25ffr	25lvc	Pipe Revolver
Q	25ffr	25lvc	Single Action Revolver
Q	50c	25lvc	Plasma Gun	Non-Enclave
Q	50c	15c	Harpoon Gun
TS	E	25lvc	Fixer
TS	E	1P	Blackpowder Rifle	204, 20%
Z	E	50dr	The Dragon	419, 20%, Level 35
I	50h	15fr	Black Powder Rifle
I	E	15fr	Black Powder Pistol	20%
V	SS	1S	Bowie Knife
V	SS	1S	Sickle
V	50c	25lvc	Bow
V	40pa	90rw	Mr. Handy Buzz Blade
V	40pa	90rw	Drill
Ari	E	15fr	.50 Cal Machine Gun
Ari	50c	15c	Bow
Ari	25ffr	15c	Fixer
J	25ffr	15fr	Enclave Plasma Gun	SB, SS, SG, SC
J	50c	25lvc	Enclave Plasma Gun	SB, SS, SG, SC
J	50c	15c	Bow
J	40pa	1S	Chainsaw
Exe	E	25lvc	Handmade
Exe	40pa	1S	Chainsaw	Level 20

Armor:

1st ★	2nd ★	3rd ★	Type	Piece(s)	Extra info
Uny	1S	Cav	Forest Scout	Set
Uny	AP	Sent	Heavy Combat	Set
Uny	AP	Sent	Heavy Leather	Right Leg
Uny	AP	Sent	Wood	Right Arm
Uny	1S	Sent	Civil Engineer	Right Arm
Uny	25pr	WWR	Urban Scout	Left Leg
Uny	AP	FDC	Heavy Leather	Chest
OE	1S	WWR	Light Combat	Right Arm
OE	AP	Cav	Heavy Raider	Left Leg
OE	AP	Cav	Heavy Robot	Right Leg
Van	AP	FDC	Heavy Raider	Right Arm
Van	AP	Sent	Sturdy Leather	Right Arm
Van	7%	Sent	Forest Scout	Chest
Bol	1S	WWR	Excavator	Right Arm
Ass	Cryo	Sent	Excavator	Torso
OE	7%	Sent	T-45	LL
Van	AP	Sent	T-60	RA

Misc:

• Enclave Plasma Gun Aligned Automatic Barrel
• Enclave Plasma Gun Calibrated Capacitator
• Enclave Plasma Gun Aligned Flamer Barrel
• Level 45 Unrolled Indigo Baseball Bat ×4
• Level 45 Unrolled Yellow Baseball Bat
• Level 45 Unrolled Pink Baseball Bat ×3
• Irradiated Sugar Bombs ×350
• 900 Violet Flux, 300 of each other type.
• 100,000 Scrip worth of ≤3 weight 3★ weapons and 3★ power armor pieces.

H: Tradelist W: Offers
H: Tradelist W: Offers
AA/e/90, Gatling gun, Lmg
AA/50C/25 Fixer(2x), Handmade, Tesla Riffle, Dragon, Combat shotgun, Pipe Revolver, BP Pistol, BP Plunder, Em, EPR perfect mods, AD
AA/25A/Dur EPF
AA/E/15R Pipe Pistol, LMG
aa/25/90 Gamma gun, epp, flamer
AA/25/Dur NU Laser Riffle, Fixer, Hm, Gamma gun, Holy fire, .50, Minigun (2x) epr
AA/50C/15c epp, AD
AA/Ap/25 Holy fire
AA/25a/Dur AGL,
AA/Pa/1s Grognaks Axe
AA/50C/90 Grognaks Axe, NU Laser Riffle, epp
AA/50L/25 Tommy gun
AA/50C/15r Hm
AA/e/15c RR (2x), Em
AA/25/25 lmg(2x) EPR, Rail, em
Aa/25a/90rw AGL
Aa/e/25 Pipe Bolt Pistol, Radium, Fixer
AA/40/40 Ski sword
AA/50c/50bs Compound Bow
AA/40pa/50bs chainsaw
AA/40pa/1S Blue ridge Iron
AA/E/25 Fixer(3x), .44 Pistol
AA/40/40 Chainsaw (2x)
AA/25a/25 epr 2x
AA/50h/15c EPP
AA/50h/50bs EPP
Aristocrat:
Ari/Pa/40 Chainsaw
Ari/50/25 Cryo
Ari/E/15r Minigun
Ari/50C/Dur CR
Ari/25/25 Epr
Ari/25/50bs epp
Assassins:
A/50c/25 Hm, Single Action Revolver
a/e/Dur Gatling gun
Aa25a90rw AGL
A/25/50bs Plasma Pistol
A/25/15r Laser Pistol
Berserk:
Be40/40 Drill
Be25/25 epp
Berz/e/25 10mm sub
Bloodied:
B40Pa/1a Bear arm
B/50C/15C Hm ( 2x ), Pumpgun, .44 Pistol, Rwr, Epr perfect mods, Bow, Lever
B/50C/25 Chainsaw, Auto Pipe, BP Plunderbuss, Handmade, epr
B/E/25 combat riffle , AR, 10mm, Pipe riffle, Single Action Revolver, Radium, Hm, Fixer
B/25/Stealth 10mm
B/E Black powder Riffle
B/Ap/25 Ul Laser Riffle, Gamma gun
B/50L/25 Hm
B/25/Dur RR ( 2x), Agl, Ugl, Flamer
B/e/50bs Combat riffle, BP Pistol
B/25/15r Gauss, 10mm, EPF, Cryo,
B/25/25 combat riffle, gatling plasma, Radium, gp, gl, Handmade(2x), fixer
B/Bash/50bs Minigun'
B/50h/25 Fixer, hm
B/25/90 epp with alligned flamer, lmg, Gatling laser, Cryo
B/40pa/40 chainsaw
B/e/90 AR
B/50l/50bs Peppershaker
B/25/50bs Plasma Thrower, Laser Pistol
B/e/90 lmg, Gatling
B/50c/90 EPP
B/50c/15r Em
B/25a/90 lmg, gl
Be15r fixer
Executioners:
Exe/50C/25 Hm (2x), Minigun, 10mm Smg, em
Exe/E/25 Lever, Combat Shotgun, 10mm Pistol
Exe/25/25 EPR, Gauss, Lever,
Exe/50C/15C EM
Exe/25/Dur Fixer
Exe/25/15r GP
Exe/50L/25 GAuss
Exe/E/15r Pipe Bolt Pistol
Exe/25/90 Radium, 10mm Smg, Hm (2x)
Exe/50h/25 Gamma gun, epp
Exe/e/15r Pipe Revolver
Exe/25/50bs epp
Furious:
F/50C/25 NU Laser Riffle, Radium, CR,
F/Pa/25 Chinese Sword
F/25/Dur Minigun
F/Bash/Dur Minigun
F/25/25 UGatling Laser, EPR, Radium
F/Ap/25 GP
Gourmands:
G/50h/25 epp
G/E/15R Radium
G/PA/25 DC Gauntlet,
G/50c/25 Flamethrower, Em
G/e/25 Hm
G/25/25 rwr
Instigating:
I/50c/25 bow
Inst/Ap/25 epp
Juggernaut:
Jugg/50h/25 EPP
Jugg/e/90 Fixer, hm
Jugg/e/25 Fixer, RR
Jugg/25/25 Fixer, Gamma Gun, hm , Cryo
Jugg/Pa/40Pa Chainsaw
Jugg/e/15r .50
Jugg/e/dur .50
Jugg/50c/25 hm,
Junkie:
J/E/25 Hm, RR, Em
J/25/15r EPR Perfect mods Alligned Auto, AGL, tommy gun
J/SS/1s Bowieknife, Powerfist,
J/25/15r RR(2x),
J/50c/15c RR, Single Action Revolver
J/25/90 .50,
J/25/25 Western Revolver, Kabloom
J/50l/25 epp
Medic:
Med/25/25 Fixer
Med/25/15r Holy Fire
Med/50c/25 Minigun, AR,
Mutant:
M/25/15r AGL
M/Bash/Dur Minigun
M/50H/25 EPP Perfect Mods(alligned Auto)
M/25/25 10mm
Nocturnal:
N/E/25 .50
N/50c/25 Em
N/25/15r 10mm
Quad:
Q/E 10mm, Lever, Gatling gun
Q/E/25 Lever, Combat Riffle.50, Sniper riffle,
Q/25/15r Fixer
Q/25/90 Hm, Em, Fixer, epp
Q/E/15C Pipe Bolt Pistol(2x), 10mm Pistol,
Q/25A/25 Fixer
Q/50L/25 Fixer, Tesla
Q/50C/15r .50, Tommy gun Gatling gun, Auto Pipe,
Q/25/50bs Fixer, Holy fire, DB, Hm, Auto Pipe, Cryo
Q/50C/Dur Fixer (2x), hm, EPP ,Railway
Q/E/90 railway, .50 cal, Minigun
Q/25/25 Pipe Revolver, Ab, EPR, Gauss riffle, tommy gun,
Q/50C 10mm, Em
Q/Ap/15r Fixer
Q/25A/Dur Holy Fire, Gamma gun
Q/25A/15r Holy Fire,
Q/E Pipe Pistol, Hunter Riffle, Pumpgun, Combat Riffle, DB
Q/50C/25 Minigun,Tommy, Plasma Riffle, Gatling gun, Western Revolver, Epr (2x), Radium(2x), Handmade, EM
Q/50b/25 Tesla, Hm
Q/50l/15r tesla
Q/50H/25 Radium, , Western Revolver,
Q/e/15r hm(2x), Gatling gun, Em, DB, Pipe riffle, Railway
Q/ls/25 Ab
Q/25/15c epp
Q/50h/15r EPP
Q/25/15c Railway (2x) , EPP, Handmade
Supressor:
S/e/25 Fixer
S/25/15r Fixer
S/50c/25 Hunting riffle
Two Shot:
TS/50C/25 Fixer (2x), Hm (2x), Tesla, Dragon
Ts/25/25 AR, Fixer, epp, Ultracite laser riffle
Ts/E/Dur Minigun
Ts/50H/25 Fixer, Radium
Ts/25/dur Fixer, hm
Ts/e/25 Pipe Revolver, RWR, Em, 10mm Pistol,
Ts/Ls/25 Assaultron Head
Ts/e/15c Lever (2x)
Ts/25/15r Flamethrower, EPR,
TS/50c/15c RR, Ab
TS/50L/25 Em Ts/e/15r lmg
Ts/25/90, Lmg
Ts/50c/15c Plunderbuss
Ts/e/90 Pumpgun, lmg
Vampire:
V/50C/15r GP, Gatling Gun
V/50C/15r Railway
V/e/dur Hm, Em
V/e/25, Hm, Em
V/Ap/25 Fixer
V/50L/25 Fixer, RR, 10mm, Hm
V/50C/25 Gauss, Chainsaw, DB(2x), Fixer, 10mm Pistol, handmade, EPR (2x) , Rail, Recurve bow
V/e Lever
V/25/15c Hm(2x), Gatling laser, epp
V/25/25 Gatling laser, Pipe Bolt Pistol, Epr
V/25/50Damage resist EPR
V/e/15r Western Revolver, Single Action Revolver,
V/25/15r Plasma Thrower, Gatling Plasma
V/25a/15r Plasma Thrower
V/25/90 Gamma Gun, Flamer
V/50h/25 epp
Armor Pieces:
Uny/AP/HTD H Leaver Set
Uny/Mix/Sent bos Combat armor set
Uny/7Explo/Cav FSA La
OE/AP/Sent Usa LL
Oe/7Exp/Cryo Fsa LL
As/7E/AWR Raider PA LA
Aristo/AP/WWR Trapper RL
Aristo/AP/Stealth FSA Chest
As/7Exp/Sent FSA RL
Oe/7Exp/WWR X01 LA
Bolst/S/WWR T60 LL
Uny/Ap/Stealth Trapper RA
Uny/S/WWR light Metal armor LA
Uny/I/Cav Wood Rl
Uny/1S/Wwr Heavy Raider Armor Ra
Van/P/WWR FSA LL
Uny/S/Limb Usa LL
Uny/I/JWR FSA LL
Uny/Ap/Sent Fsa la (level 40)'
uny/ap/sneak trapper chest, trapper ra
Oe/Ap/wwr Raider PA rl ( level 30)
Uny/1P/Cav fsa Ra
Uny/S/WWR light Metal La
Uny/HungeWWR Usa Rl
OE/1e/FDC Usa ll
Bolst/I/sentt Trapper LA
Bolst/S/Sent Wood RL
Uny/L/WWR Heavy raider LA
Uny/S/WWR Sturdy leather RA
Uny/Cryo/Cav FSA Cp
Uny/Cryo/Awr Fsa LL
Uny/I/AWR USA RL
Ari/Ap/Wwr Heavy metal CP'
Van/Cryo/WWR Leather CP
Van/AP/AWR Raider RA
Bolst/led/Cav Metal CP
Oe/1s/WWR Metal LA
UnyApWwr trapper LL
UnyExploSent trapper and combat RA
Uny1sSent USA RL
Uny 1i FDC Heavy raider cp

Dizzle gives out the love of metal, but NEVER HIS PASSWORD. I treat my friend’s time, money, and metal like I do my own. My whole life is 2FA. All posts will be accompanied with mediocre humor and video proof with SOUND MONEY .🙏🏼💪🏼❤️🔥
https://imgur.com/a/ESoKcKW
Video: https://i.imgur.com/TTHdFqR.mp4
SILVER
-American Silver Eagle Singles (10) - $35ea
-American Silver Eagle Full tube (2014, 2024) - $700
-Austria Phil -$33
-Australia Kangaroo - $33
-Austria Philharmonic full tube - $650
-Scottsdale Kit Kat 20oz (2) - $620
-Englehard 10oz - $350
-Flag stamped bars (10oz total) - $320
-10oz Victory Through Harmony bar - $325
-Pegasus (6) - $34ea
-Tokelau Pisces (10 peep the skull/crown🔥) - $35ea
-Asahi 1oz (10) $310
-90% Washington quarters ($30fv available, good shape) - $22xFV
Sell - Zelle, crypto (+3%), Venmo, Cashapp. Most all other options FF as a backup. No notes or comments on any pay type!
Shipping on all above $10 to CONUS. I’ll pack and tape indestructibly and drop at the counter. Then it is up to the fine people at the USPS.

Working on a genlocke of gba-dsi games. Midway through Yellow I decided to change the format a bit and make it a “double”. Since I was already planning on yellow/FR, Crystal/HG, and W/B2 (and skipping kanto in the double regions) I decided “why not go for 2 titles in every region?” The current order as stands is Yellow Crystal S FLG Emerald D/P HG/SS Platinum B/W B2/W2
Rules for the genlocke are as follows: Hardcore/level caps/no used items (loss results in restarting with yellow)
Champion team eligible for next gen, reset to first evo stage and stripped of all TM moves(no substitutes)
Pokemon transferred from gen 2-3 will receive random abilities, 1 or 2, hope I get lucky Species clause (per gen, if a pokemon is transferred they can’t be caught again, but pokemon not transferred can be)
Of the up to 6 promoted pokemon, they are eligible for 50IVs each (not stackable, 50 for beating previous E4), 31 IVs between full party (stackable throughout multiple gens), and between the party a number of egg moves equal to the previous generation completed (beating emerald or flg would give up to 3 egg moves to be used by the full party, but not previous gen moves) (egg move rule may change as I get later), (1 hidden ability post gen 4?, haven’t decided yet)
Yellow was easier than I thought it would be. I got fortunate dodging crazy crits. I got absolutely blessed landing my first snorlax encounter in this game, lapras stayed alive, and got growlithe in the pokemon mansion. Posting this after Crystal so my memory isn’t the most fresh unfortunately, I’ll try to do better as I continue with encounters and deaths. Fortunately I didn’t lose any pokemon after the 4th gym. Unfortunately I lost my charmeleon before gym 4. It was my only key loss however, as all my others were sub-par mons early game. Literally not a bad member on this team.
E4 team (6/6) Jolteon (Jolty) Nidoking (SheerForce) Arcanine (God of Dog) (crunch) Lapras (McBoatface) Slowbro (Dumbass) Snorlax (Fat Fuck)
For Crystal: this might end up being the easiest game of my run. Perhaps bringing 2 500+ base power single-stage mons was a LITTLE op? But you can argue the validity of that in the comments. Some truly tragic losses in this one however. Outside of these 2 the run was nearly flawless. In Morty’s ghost gym, a too highly leveled evo for Umbreon led to no pursuit and forced me to put mudslap on it. While I maybe could’ve run through the gym with surf Lapras at that point, I had to make it tougher. Umbreon got trapped twice and spited and with 1pp on mud slap was forced to tail whip for a chance before inevitably falling… eevee would have been a key component of another team in hoenn and beyond and it’s versatility is next to none in a genlocke with so many possible typings. A tough loss for now, but more games eevee will be available. My other king God of Dog the Arcanine, another pokemon with great potential with a 50% chance at intimidate the next gen, and an all around animal in this gen, was a huge loss. A more versatile move pool than my starter typhlosion, with more bulk and similar speed he was going to be a key role for future teams. Alas after completing 7/8 gyms, arcanine succumbed to a switch in crit on Rocket Exec Houndoom in the radio tower, and after hitting a 70% dig, was crit again and was lost forever… Cyrus the Typhlo will be a solid fire type moving forward, one that will only Lapras/snorlax were vital to my success carrying early game and providing much needed switch in bulk later. E4 run was very clean, concerned I might lose one after electabuzz ice punch did not OHKO the first dragonite and he got paralyzed, but managed lance with no deaths!
E4 team (6/6) Electabuzz (Lily) Typhlosion (Cyrus) Snorlax (Fat Fuck) Slowbro (Dumbass) Lapras (McBoatface) Nidoking (SheerForce)

~Story #7: Radiator Revenge~
I had a boyfriend in college that lived with three other guys in a house off campus. Everyone that lived there, and most of us that spent time there, had all lived in the same dorm together. Which, of course, is how we all met. One of the guys, who we’ll call Jimmy, turned out to be a pretty serious kleptomaniac. The roommates were constantly complaining of things going missing.
At first, it was always innocuous stuff, like food, shampoo, and other consumables. Fairly typical complaints among roommates. As time went on, Jimmy’s thieving expanded to a larger variety of items. The roommates began to notice their personal belongings missing from their rooms; usually fairly small items.
They knew it was Jimmy but didn’t do much to address the issue at first since the things he was taking were small and relatively valueless. The roommates did, however, begin leaving passive aggressive notes to Jimmy in their own bedrooms. Before any of them left the house, they would write Jimmy a note asking him not to take their things and place it somewhere in plain view upon entering their bedroom. They also locked their doors – but even using keyed locks didn’t stop Jimmy.
Finally, the roommates had had enough and decided that Jimmy needed to go. So, they kicked him out. But before they told Jimmy he was evicted they went into his room and reclaimed all the stolen items they could find.
It was honestly really sad because Jimmy even had things of mine in his room. Some of which he had to have acquired by removing them from my purse. The guys were astounded to see just how much Jimmy had stolen from literally everyone that had ever walked into their house. The roommates decided to take their petty revenge.
Keep in mind, this was back when most of us still used and relied heavily on VHS tapes for movies. DVDs did exist, but most people still couldn’t afford them (yes, I’m that old). Jimmy prided himself on his VHS collection which was quite substantial. (Though, it turns out that many of his VHS movies were duplicates that he had acquired by “collecting” from other people.) He even had my copy of Goodfellas in his room – right next to another copy – can’t say who the second copy belonged to.
So, the first petty act Jimmy’s roommates took towards retaliation was to grab a couple of super high-power magnets and put them against his remaining VHS collection. They tried to be thorough, making sure to place the magnets against each tape. They tested a few to see what type of damage the magnets had caused. The videos weren’t a complete loss, but every few seconds were completely ruined. It seems their Petty Revenge Plan – Part One had succeeded in destroying Jimmy’s “prized” VHS collection.
Petty Revenge Plan – Part Two was concocted after the roommates discovered that Jimmy had gotten rid of nearly everything in the kitchen. All the plates, bowls, cooking utensils, silverware, etc. It was all in a dumpster in the ally out back. All the plates were broken. Cooking had been another point of contention between one of the roommates and Jimmy. One of the roommates was strictly vegan and requested that certain cooking tools only be used for veggies. He even kept a separate grill outside so that there was no cross-contamination. No one had any problems abiding by these simple requests except Jimmy. He almost seemed to go out of his way to ignore the request.
So, to take revenge, right before Jimmy left the house for the last time, his vegan roommate popped the hood of his 1969 Chevy Nova SS, unscrewed the radiator cap, and squeezed one pound of fake meat into the radiator. He then calmly and casually replaced the cap, closed the hood, and walked away.
I was always a little upset that someone took out their frustration on a car – especially a classic. That said, I knew Jimmy for years and he was definitely not a great guy. I sometimes think that the roommates were a little too brutal and went a little too far with their revenge, but at the same time, Jimmy stole things from me and I didn’t even live there! What do you think? Were the roommates too petty, just the right amount of petty, or not petty enough?
Sadly, I never did find out what happened to the Nova. I just hope it survived. Cars don’t deserve to be the targets of revenge.

CE armor below
Auto L WWR LL
Auto AP WWR RL
LS cryo WWR LL
LS S WWR RL
OE Fire FDCW LA
OE PR FDCW RA
Uny LED JWR RL
Uny S LLD RL
Uny A Sent RL
Uny S Cav CP
Uny Int Cav RL
Uny L FDCW CP
Uny Fire FDCW LA, RA
Van fire Cav RA
Van fire FDCW RA
Van fire sent RL
Normal armor
Uny AP AWR Heavy leather LL
Uny Int WWR Marine LL
Van AP WWR marine RA
Van L WWR marine RL and LL
OE AP RR Marine CP
OE AP WWR light raider LA
Weapons
AA SS S sheepsquatch club
AA2515fr fixer
V2515fr Ultra gat laser
500 leaders
400k ultra .45
250k ultra 5.56
2k SD1 maps
Wishlist: Uny ? WWR CP CE
OE L WWR CE pieces
Uny PR FDCW CE RL and LL
Jug2515 HF
Jug2525 elders mark
VE25 elders mark
Van AP WWR marine RL
Troubleshooters AP WWR CE RA
Uny S WWR heavy robot pieces
Leaders / apparels / lead / flux

I see so many posts with questions about “odds of my waitlist coming though”.
Honestly I haven’t done one in a long time so decided - let’s try it for science !
Currently booked for SS 11-8 to 11-11 in a 1 bedroom SV. For giggles and curiosity I’ve waitlisted the following ;
Animal kingdom lodge kidani 1 bedroom Standard view
As well as
Beach club 1 bedroom (no view listed )
I’m not going to be upset if they don’t come in. I’m pretty indifferent to it I just picked one I thought had moderate availability and one I knew had more competitive availability. I will update if they do or don’t and what date.
Just sharing this journey for fun - we’ll have a great trip anywhere we stay !

When I see the credits for FF16 and the people in charge of each in-house department, a lot of them are MMO developers, developers who've never worked on an FF, or developers whose last single-player game was FFXII.
FF16 it's definitely a W for them and us, because for a first single-player FF or a first single-player FF in a long time, they've done really well.
Of course the game have pitfalls but don’t forget that Creative Studio 1 went trough a LOT of pitfalls (if you know you know) and they finally did it with Remake and especially Rebirth. So i think some fans shouldn’t be dramatic over these pitfalls since.
Above all, I think people should be confident about what's to come, because this team has managed to do things that Square Enix hasn't done very well for a long time with FF16 (create a game engine that works well, have a development period without any major problems, a bug-free international release, having generally favorable reviews etc.).
So yeah it’s obvious that they’ll take all FF16 feedbacks for their next game (and i will be there).
I love FF16 man.
(give me that PC version yoshi-p 😭)

Have:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1S8LHMkuF2tywi-wDY3k7Bn6ktN4ireeKJXyBP9_H5B8/edit#gid=1270596448
Want:

• Civil engineer OE/AP/WWR armor pieces (any piece, will bundle)
• Civil engineer Uny/AP/WWR armor pieces (any piece, will bundle)
• Possibly Civil engineer Uny/ ? /WWR armor pieces (C,LL,RA)
  • For second * open to Fire/Explo/Rad/Int/Poi/AP/S/Cryo
• Blue ridge branding iron V/SS/S & B/SS/S

Title says it all really. It feels like there aren’t enough good racing movies out there. Considering how popular the sport is and how many people LOVE a good racing movie, we’re lacking a good selection. I’ll list my favourites below and if anyone has any good suggestions I am all ears!!
-Ford V Ferrari -Speed Racer 2008 -Rush -Gran Turismo (not the best but I enjoyed the racing sequences and editing) -FF Tokyo Drift -Need for Speed (again not a great movie but I enjoyed it for what it was)

Weapons:
Aa/25/15r gat plas
Aa/25/90 gatling gun
B/25 combat shotgun
B/e/90 handmade
Gourmands/25/15r railway
I/25/25 fixer
I/25/90 pepper shaker
Jug/50c/50wb crossbow
J/ss/50wb power fist
Q/25/15r railway
Q/50h/15r elders mark
Q/50c/15c fixer
Q/50c/fmswa fixer
Q/50c/25 combat shotgun
Q/e/15r assault rifle
Q/last round/15r handmade
Ts/e/50wb .50 cal (lvl 25)
Ts/25/25 submachine gun
V/50bash minigun
V/50c/25 bear arm
V/e/25 pump shotgun
Zealots/50limb/90 pepper shaker
Armor:
Bol/ap/wwr civil engineer ll
Gs/ap/fdcwr civil engineer ra
Ls/ap/wwr raider ll
Mutants/hungewwr fsa ra
Oe/i/50bs t-51b rl
Apparel:
Asylum blue (2)
Asylum green (2)
Asylum brown (3)
Fasnacht masks
Giant
Goblin
Skull
Sun
Toothy man

H: Tradelist W: Offers
AA/e/90, Gatling gun, Lmg
AA/50C/25 Fixer(2x), Handmade, Tesla Riffle, Dragon, Combat shotgun, Pipe Revolver, BP Pistol, BP Plunder, Em, EPR perfect mods, AD
AA/25A/Dur EPF
AA/E/15R Pipe Pistol, LMG
aa/25/90 Gamma gun, epp, flamer
AA/25/Dur NU Laser Riffle, Fixer, Hm, Gamma gun, Holy fire, .50, Minigun (2x) epr
AA/50C/15c epp, AD
AA/Ap/25 Holy fire
AA/25a/Dur AGL,
AA/Pa/1s Grognaks Axe
AA/50C/90 Grognaks Axe, NU Laser Riffle, epp
AA/50L/25 Tommy gun
AA/50C/15r Hm
AA/e/15c RR (2x), Em
AA/25/25 lmg(2x) EPR, Rail, em
Aa/25a/90rw AGL
Aa/e/25 Pipe Bolt Pistol, Radium, Fixer
AA/40/40 Ski sword
AA/50c/50bs Compound Bow
AA/40pa/50bs chainsaw
AA/40pa/1S Blue ridge Iron
AA/E/25 Fixer(3x), .44 Pistol
AA/40/40 Chainsaw (2x)
AA/25a/25 epr 2x
AA/50h/15c EPP
AA/50h/50bs EPP
Aristocrat:
Ari/Pa/40 Chainsaw
Ari/50/25 Cryo
Ari/E/15r Minigun
Ari/50C/Dur CR
Ari/25/25 Epr
Ari/25/50bs epp
Assassins:
A/50c/25 Hm, Single Action Revolver
a/e/Dur Gatling gun
Aa25a90rw AGL
A/25/50bs Plasma Pistol
A/25/15r Laser Pistol
Berserk:
Be40/40 Drill
Be25/25 epp
Berz/e/25 10mm sub
Bloodied:
B40Pa/1a Bear arm
B/50C/15C Hm ( 2x ), Pumpgun, .44 Pistol, Rwr, Epr perfect mods, Bow, Lever
B/50C/25 Chainsaw, Auto Pipe, BP Plunderbuss, Handmade, epr
B/E/25 combat riffle , AR, 10mm, Pipe riffle, Single Action Revolver, Radium, Hm, Fixer
B/25/Stealth 10mm
B/E Black powder Riffle
B/Ap/25 Ul Laser Riffle, Gamma gun
B/50L/25 Hm
B/25/Dur RR ( 2x), Agl, Ugl, Flamer
B/e/50bs Combat riffle, BP Pistol
B/25/15r Gauss, 10mm, EPF, Cryo,
B/25/25 combat riffle, gatling plasma, Radium, gp, gl, Handmade(2x), fixer
B/Bash/50bs Minigun'
B/50h/25 Fixer, hm
B/25/90 epp with alligned flamer, lmg, Gatling laser, Cryo
B/40pa/40 chainsaw
B/e/90 AR
B/50l/50bs Peppershaker
B/25/50bs Plasma Thrower, Laser Pistol
B/e/90 lmg, Gatling
B/50c/90 EPP
B/50c/15r Em
B/25a/90 lmg, gl
Be15r fixer
Executioners:
Exe/50C/25 Hm (2x), Minigun, 10mm Smg, em
Exe/E/25 Lever, Combat Shotgun, 10mm Pistol
Exe/25/25 EPR, Gauss, Lever,
Exe/50C/15C EM
Exe/25/Dur Fixer
Exe/25/15r GP
Exe/50L/25 GAuss
Exe/E/15r Pipe Bolt Pistol
Exe/25/90 Radium, 10mm Smg, Hm (2x)
Exe/50h/25 Gamma gun, epp
Exe/e/15r Pipe Revolver
Exe/25/50bs epp
Furious:
F/50C/25 NU Laser Riffle, Radium, CR,
F/Pa/25 Chinese Sword
F/25/Dur Minigun
F/Bash/Dur Minigun
F/25/25 UGatling Laser, EPR, Radium
F/Ap/25 GP
Gourmands:
G/50h/25 epp
G/E/15R Radium
G/PA/25 DC Gauntlet,
G/50c/25 Flamethrower, Em
G/e/25 Hm
G/25/25 rwr
Instigating:
I/50c/25 bow
Inst/Ap/25 epp
Juggernaut:
Jugg/50h/25 EPP
Jugg/e/90 Fixer, hm
Jugg/e/25 Fixer, RR
Jugg/25/25 Fixer, Gamma Gun, hm , Cryo
Jugg/Pa/40Pa Chainsaw
Jugg/e/15r .50
Jugg/e/dur .50
Jugg/50c/25 hm,
Junkie:
J/E/25 Hm, RR, Em
J/25/15r EPR Perfect mods Alligned Auto, AGL, tommy gun
J/SS/1s Bowieknife, Powerfist,
J/25/15r RR(2x),
J/50c/15c RR, Single Action Revolver
J/25/90 .50,
J/25/25 Western Revolver, Kabloom
J/50l/25 epp
Medic:
Med/25/25 Fixer
Med/25/15r Holy Fire
Med/50c/25 Minigun, AR,
Mutant:
M/25/15r AGL
M/Bash/Dur Minigun
M/50H/25 EPP Perfect Mods(alligned Auto)
M/25/25 10mm
Nocturnal:
N/E/25 .50
N/50c/25 Em
N/25/15r 10mm
Quad:
Q/E 10mm, Lever, Gatling gun
Q/E/25 Lever, Combat Riffle.50, Sniper riffle,
Q/25/15r Fixer
Q/25/90 Hm, Em, Fixer, epp
Q/E/15C Pipe Bolt Pistol(2x), 10mm Pistol,
Q/25A/25 Fixer
Q/50L/25 Fixer, Tesla
Q/50C/15r .50, Tommy gun Gatling gun, Auto Pipe,
Q/25/50bs Fixer, Holy fire, DB, Hm, Auto Pipe, Cryo
Q/50C/Dur Fixer (2x), hm, EPP ,Railway
Q/E/90 railway, .50 cal, Minigun
Q/25/25 Pipe Revolver, Ab, EPR, Gauss riffle, tommy gun,
Q/50C 10mm, Em
Q/Ap/15r Fixer
Q/25A/Dur Holy Fire, Gamma gun
Q/25A/15r Holy Fire,
Q/E Pipe Pistol, Hunter Riffle, Pumpgun, Combat Riffle, DB
Q/50C/25 Minigun,Tommy, Plasma Riffle, Gatling gun, Western Revolver, Epr (2x), Radium(2x), Handmade, EM
Q/50b/25 Tesla, Hm
Q/50l/15r tesla
Q/50H/25 Radium, , Western Revolver,
Q/e/15r hm(2x), Gatling gun, Em, DB, Pipe riffle, Railway
Q/ls/25 Ab
Q/25/15c epp
Q/50h/15r EPP
Q/25/15c Railway (2x) , EPP, Handmade
Supressor:
S/e/25 Fixer
S/25/15r Fixer
S/50c/25 Hunting riffle
Two Shot:
TS/50C/25 Fixer (2x), Hm (2x), Tesla, Dragon
Ts/25/25 AR, Fixer, epp, Ultracite laser riffle
Ts/E/Dur Minigun
Ts/50H/25 Fixer, Radium
Ts/25/dur Fixer, hm
Ts/e/25 Pipe Revolver, RWR, Em, 10mm Pistol,
Ts/Ls/25 Assaultron Head
Ts/e/15c Lever (2x)
Ts/25/15r Flamethrower, EPR,
TS/50c/15c RR, Ab
TS/50L/25 Em Ts/e/15r lmg
Ts/25/90, Lmg
Ts/50c/15c Plunderbuss
Ts/e/90 Pumpgun, lmg
Vampire:
V/50C/15r GP, Gatling Gun
V/50C/15r Railway
V/e/dur Hm, Em
V/e/25, Hm, Em
V/Ap/25 Fixer
V/50L/25 Fixer, RR, 10mm, Hm
V/50C/25 Gauss, Chainsaw, DB(2x), Fixer, 10mm Pistol, handmade, EPR (2x) , Rail, Recurve bow
V/e Lever
V/25/15c Hm(2x), Gatling laser, epp
V/25/25 Gatling laser, Pipe Bolt Pistol, Epr
V/25/50Damage resist EPR
V/e/15r Western Revolver, Single Action Revolver,
V/25/15r Plasma Thrower, Gatling Plasma
V/25a/15r Plasma Thrower
V/25/90 Gamma Gun, Flamer
V/50h/25 epp
Armor Pieces:
Uny/AP/HTD H Leaver Set
Uny/Mix/Sent bos Combat armor set
Uny/7Explo/Cav FSA La
OE/AP/Sent Usa LL
Oe/7Exp/Cryo Fsa LL
As/7E/AWR Raider PA LA
Aristo/AP/WWR Trapper RL
Aristo/AP/Stealth FSA Chest
As/7Exp/Sent FSA RL
Oe/7Exp/WWR X01 LA
Bolst/S/WWR T60 LL
Uny/Ap/Stealth Trapper RA
Uny/S/WWR light Metal armor LA
Uny/I/Cav Wood Rl
Uny/1S/Wwr Heavy Raider Armor Ra
Van/P/WWR FSA LL
Uny/S/Limb Usa LL
Uny/I/JWR FSA LL
Uny/Ap/Sent Fsa la (level 40)'
uny/ap/sneak trapper chest, trapper ra
Oe/Ap/wwr Raider PA rl ( level 30)
Uny/1P/Cav fsa Ra
Uny/S/WWR light Metal La
Uny/HungeWWR Usa Rl
OE/1e/FDC Usa ll
Bolst/I/sentt Trapper LA
Bolst/S/Sent Wood RL
Uny/L/WWR Heavy raider LA
Uny/S/WWR Sturdy leather RA
Uny/Cryo/Cav FSA Cp
Uny/Cryo/Awr Fsa LL
Uny/I/AWR USA RL
Ari/Ap/Wwr Heavy metal CP'
Van/Cryo/WWR Leather CP
Van/AP/AWR Raider RA
Bolst/led/Cav Metal CP
Oe/1s/WWR Metal LA
UnyApWwr trapper LL
UnyExploSent trapper and combat RA
Uny1sSent USA RL
Uny 1i FDC Heavy raider cp

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Synopsis:
Juliette Contzen is a lazy, good-for-nothing princess. Overshadowed by her siblings, she's left with little to do but nap, read … and occasionally cut the falling raindrops with her sword. Spotted one day by an astonished adventurer, he insists on grading Juliette's swordsmanship, then promptly has a mental breakdown at the result.
Soon after, Juliette is given the news that her kingdom is on the brink of bankruptcy. At threat of being married off, the lazy princess vows to do whatever it takes to maintain her current lifestyle, and taking matters into her own hands, escapes in the middle of the night in order to restore her kingdom's finances.
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Action, Fantasy, Copious Ohohohohos.
Chapter 248: A Lesson In The Making
I woke up to the sight of a pillow in my face.
But this wasn’t an assassination attempt so half-hearted that dumping a fruit slime on my head would be more effective.
No, this was a carefully optimised pose.
Just as I stood as straight as a reed when inspecting the new strawberry shortcakes in the kitchens, so too did I lay with my arms splayed, face against the pillow as I assessed the improvements made upon the Winter Queen’s bed.
My verdict …
“Heheheheh …”
Yes.
I was satisfied.
Silken sheets as soft as powdery snow. Pillows immersed in the scent of freshly blooming daisies. Spring and winter entwined. A song of honey bees and snow fawns.
A truly exquisite bed by every metric–the delicate laughter of a princess being the highest of them.
But the true reason I was smiling into a pillow fluffier than a meadow wasn’t because this was the finest bed I’d ever sloppily arranged myself on.
No … it was because it was only the second best.
“Heheheh … heheho … ohoho …”
Indeed … my own bed was still superior!
Meticulously improved over years of daily adjustments, I had personally and painstakingly overseen the servants tasked with carrying the various bed frames and mattresses up the steps of my tower until I was satisfied. And then once I was satisfied, I repeated the process until I was more than satisfied.
The result?
A bed that not even the magic of two seasons could hope to reach.
Ohohoho! A pity for the Spring Queen!
Why, she did not understand what luxury truly entailed! Had she merely wished to see dreams beyond the beauty of the twilight horizon, she should have sought to pilfer my own bed, not her sister’s!
For despite its snowy softness, there was one major defect which separated her bed from my own.
I was awake.
This, frankly, was a significant demerit.
Even as I burrowed my face in the pillow, I could sense the veil of night on me like a second duvet. And as fine as a bed of fae magic was, it was little good to me if I somehow woke before the kitchen staff.
Thus–I went back to sleep.
Performing the necessary ritual to imbue slumber, I pressed my face deeper into the pillow. When that failed, I hugged it and rolled to my side. When that failed, I rolled to my other side. And then I rolled again and again, back and forth as I cradled the pillow in my arms.
At last, I felt my eyelids fluttering as my body relaxed … and then failed to sleep.
Now it had gone from a significant demerit to an inexcusable blemish.
Why, there was no scenario where I’d still be conscious after performing my full array of pre-sleep manoeuvres! That was a tried-and-tested routine more effective than any alchemist’s potion or spell!
In fact … I felt wide awake!
“Morning! How’d you sleep?”
Nor was I the only one!
I opened my eyes to the world. The dark, dark, world. No blistering sunlight came through the window of this freshly requisitioned tavern. Only a starless sky doing little to help reveal where Coppelia was stretching on the floor.
“Coppelia … ?” I said, rightfully confused as I blinked away my fatigue. “Do you often perform your stretches in the middle of the night … ?”
“Nope~ I prefer sleeping.”
“I see … are you perhaps suffering from insomnia, then?”
“Not at all. I slept really well! So did you.”
I shook my head, knowing what was to come.
“A mere illusion. As a princess, I always look better than how I feel. Yet the fatigue will doubtless come. I clearly haven’t slept long enough. And neither have you. Why, the time must be …”
“It’s currently 11 o’clock in the morning, generously rounded down by 51 minutes and 14 seconds.”
I rubbed my eyes.
Still dark. And now slightly blurry. I hope that wasn’t a problem.
“Really now, I’m afraid you’ll need to propose a more likely time should you wish to properly alarm me. For one thing, I’m not so slovenly as to rise so close to midday …”
I paused.
“... On consecutive days.”
Coppelia giggled, her energy always apparent no matter how little she slept.
“Nope~ that’s definitely the time!” she said confidently. “I checked my clockwork timekeeping against the clocktower in the town. Theirs is off by a whopping 16 minutes and 54 seconds.”
Now came my confusion.
I hugged my pillow as I blinked purposefully towards the window.
“It’s … It’s really almost midday?”
“Mmh! My clockwork timekeeping is faultless. It’s definitely the same time you claim we never wake up on consecutive days to. And yet I can recount at least–”
“Shhshhshh! That’s not important! … Coppelia, why is it so dark outside?”
“Well, I have good news, bad news and really bad news relating to that. Which do you want first?”
I pursed my lips … all the while squeezing my pillow firmer.
“... What is the good news?”
“The good news is that there’s a bakery downstairs that’s doing a 70% sale on crêpes.”
My pillow fell as I clapped my hands in delight.
Why, that was wonderful!
At such worryingly suspicious prices, I could afford to purchase enough emergency provisions to ensure that both Apple and Coppelia were fed for at least an hour!
“T-Truly? … If so, we have no time to waste! If it’s so late in the day, the crêpes are certain to have almost sold out by now!”
“Ahaha, don’t worry~” Coppelia gave a dismissive wave. “Nobody’s really bothering with buying treats right now. That’s where the bad news kicks in.”
I hesitated.
Frankly, it must truly be awful if time could not be spared for important nutrition. The type famously found warmed and layered amidst whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles.
“Very well … what is the bad news? Surely, it’s nothing which cannot be overridden by the sheer volume of bakery provisions we’re about to purchase.”
“Well, you know the sun which usually hangs around your sky?”
I briefly closed my eyes as I parsed Coppelia’s sentence.
“... Yes? What about the sun which always, without fail, hangs around my sky?”
“It’s gone.”
I gave a short nod.
Very well.
That was somewhat bad news.
I would acknowledge that.
“I see … are you certain?”
“Yup. Pretty certain.”
“... Very well, and what is the really bad news, then?”
“The really bad news is that instead of the sun, a super big, super ominous black hole is there instead. It’s sort of pulsing, on fire and giving off this really sinister aura.”
Coppelia stretched her toe to meet her pinky, idly continuing with her stretching routine.
A moment later, I nodded. Naturally, her words were somewhat concerning. But I was a princess. The very picture of calm and serenity.
… Which was why I was no less calm and serene as I tossed aside the pillow and duvet both, before hopping out of my bed and hurrying over to the window in a fit of morning bed hair.
I slammed my palms down against the wooden frame as I leaned out. And then I stopped being the picture of calm and serenity.
“Who … Who stole the sun from my sky … ?!”
My eyes widened to the sight.
To glance up and see the sun hiding behind the clouds wasn’t unusual. All children were taught not to stare at bright things. And there was only so many seconds the sun could look down at me before it was forced to turn its gaze.
What was unusual, however, was that the sun wasn’t even there at all.
There was an endless brush of midnight, sweeping away even the stars.
Instead of the sun shining over my fair realm and burning my irises, there was a ring of darkness silhouetted by magic so visceral even my eyes could see it. Tendrils stretched out from its circular form, dragging in shafts of sunlight which were attempting to fold around it.
Excellent.
That was most excellent.
Why, the sun hadn’t vanished at all! It was merely being absorbed by a giant black hole in front of it! One which pulsed like an egg seeking to hatch while an aura of sickly malice ringed its fiery form!
Indeed … that was much better!
“Coppelia … what are the chances both of us are hallucinating due to overexposure to the countryside?”
“I’d say very low. The rest of the town are already huddling in their basements and wardrobes, convinced the world is about to end.”
“I see … and is it?”
“Nah. An ominous black hole this size isn’t enough to doom the world. Just your tiny kingdom.”
I nodded, my finger tapping against the window frame.
An eclipse.
A shadow.
A hole.
It was all of those things. A blot so unnatural it did not flee from the light.
It consumed it.
And that meant a calamity greater than any plague to sweep across our fields. For this touched more than my kingdom’s wheat.
It was an omen of the end.
A signpost telling every farmer in my realm to rush to the arms of the nearest barbarian selling a fully furnished homestead to the afterlife. For what was treasonous nobility and plotting vagabonds compared to darkness itself hovering over rooftops?
Indeed, it was a sight to cause any princess to drop to her knees in fright, clinging to themselves like a castaway holding onto flotsam.
Which was why, against such a perilous sight … it was all I could do to gently lean through the window, my eyes wide upon the darkened horizon and the doom which hovered over us all.
And then–
I asked it a single question.
“... Is this all you have?”
Slowly, I raised a hand to my lips … and offered a maidenly smile to the blackened sky. A gift of sweetness to all watching from beyond it.
“Oho … ohohoh … ohhohohohohoho!!”
My beautiful laughter filled the solemn air, breaking the hold of lightlessness as horrified gazes from Hartzwiese’s streets turned in their droves to me instead.
“Oooh, are we allowed to laugh?” asked Coppelia excitedly. “I didn’t know that! I thought for sure you’d get annoyed if I laughed … but what are you laughing at? Because I don’t want to laugh if we’re actually laughing at different things.”
“That’s very unlikely, Coppelia. I’m laughing at the only thing there is.”
“... Your kingdom’s inevitable demise?”
“No, Coppelia. I’m laughing at them.”
“Them?”
“Them.”
I pointed everywhere.
The ceiling. The window. The walls.
For my adversaries were countless. And so were my audience who wished to indulge in a sight rarer than a macaron tower still symmetrical after being brought up to my bedroom tower.
Me. Juliette Contzen. 3rd Princess to the Kingdom of Tirea. Winner of the inaugural Princess of the Year competition before I was even born. Shamed. Broken. Defeated.
And were I a lesser princess, they would have their wish.
Others would look to the sky and see the darkness come to swallow their every effort whole.
… But me?
I saw only desperation.
“Someone … Someone out there wishes for me to drop to my knees in despair, Coppelia. Whether it is a tea party of fae queens eating bricks around a rocking horse or the lady of fate herself, I can feel it. This … opportunism as flagrant as shredded carrots in a cupcake!”
I tightly squeezed my fists.
“Make no mistake, that a hole in my sky should appear the moment I seek to return to my orchard is no coincidence. There are as many eyes wishing for me to fail as there are hearts to overflow with jealousy. But I will neither bend nor break. I am Juliette Conzen. And I fear the scuttling in the ceiling more than the whims of my audience!”
I stepped away from the window and twirled on the spot, arms dramatically raised in open invitation towards all four walls, before settling on the blackened horizon.
“... So I ask again–is this all you have? A black hole in my sky? Why not two black holes? Why not three? How dare you insult me with this cakewalk. What are you trying to do? Send me to sleep? Why don’t you fill my sky with a falling meteor gift wrapped from the hells? Or innumerable rifts spitting out horned demons and creatures of chaos?”
“Ooh, ooh! Why not dinosaurs? Just loads of dinosaurs raining from the sky? That’d be awesome!”
“Yes, why not a veritable shower of scaled reptilian behemoths descending from the heavens?”
“And cats! Lots of cats!”
“W-What? No, Coppelia, that’s awful … but everything other than cats, I heartily dare–no, I double dare, triple dare. Because a single black hole sucking up the sun means less to me than a caterpillar on a leaf. So please–throw every calamity at me. Throw them all at the same time. I insist. That would allow me to be more efficient. I’ll erase them all, again and again and again, only to forget them beneath the boughs of my orchard. I shall return to read my books, roll on my grass and fire my servants. And there is nothing any of you celestial tramps, abyssal horrors, hellish fiends or fae gremlins can do to stop me!”
I waited for a response.
Only silence dared answer me … and also the giggling by my loyal handmaiden, whose wish to see dinosaurs raining from the sky would need to wait until the powers that be had the courage to raise their heads and accept my challenge.
“I mean, I don’t know about celestial tramps, abyssal horrors, hellish fiends or fae gremlins, but I think a single black hole of doom is probably the limit of what any mages conspiring with them can do.”
“Excuse me?”
“Mages.”
“What mages?”
“The ones in the shiny tower right beneath the black hole.”
I squinted into the distance.
Lacking Coppelia’s eyesight, nothing could be seen amidst the darkened horizon. But I knew every tower which sought to compete with my own. And of all that held enough boredom within its walls to see the sun being replaced by a ring of darkness, there was only one.
The Royal Institute of Mages.
I clicked my tongue at once.
Of course.
Mages.
Because why not?
The home of magical learning and research in my kingdom. A lavish tower funded generations ago by my own ancestors to keep the best, the worst, and the most ambitious under a watchful eye.
Clearly, someone had fallen asleep. And they would all need awakening.
“... So the most likely culprits reveal themselves,” I said, as unimpressed as I was unsurprised. “Can mages not exist for one moment without causing calamity? … At the very least, if they were going to break the fabric of existence merely to spite me, why not do it in a rival kingdom!”
“Look on the bright side. It could be worse.”
I nodded.
“Yes … for them, it will be.”
Thus, I sucked in a deep breath.
Very well!
A black hole in my sky was a new problem … but no matter!
I can fix this! … Somehow!
Maybe not now, but tomorrow, certainly! I might not have the answers at present, but future me did! And she was the only person more ingenious than I was!
Thus, I turned from the window and headed towards the door.
“Come, Coppelia! We make for the Royal Institute of Mages! It’s plain that mages are not taxed enough to suit their lifestyles! We shall relieve them of their boredom, their crowns and all their magical artifacts they keep hoarded from official appraisal!”
Coppelia hopped to her feet, arm stretched enthusiastically into the air.
“Compensation! Restitution! Fines so personally bankrupting they’ll work all their lives just to watch the interest spiral out of control!”
I smiled in joy, pleased that my loyal handmaiden understood the intricacies of my plan.
“By the way, I just have one question~”
“Yes, what is it? … If it’s about my plan, rest assured, I … well, I will explain it in due course!”
She nodded enthusiastically, doubtless as confident in future me as I was.
“Okie~ but what about the bakery?”
“Excuse me?”
“The crêpes are 70% off. Don’t you want to take advantage of that?”
I was aghast.
“Coppelia, this is no time to be consuming crêpes! There’s a literal black hole threatening my kingdom and the official release schedule of A Court Lady’s Indiscretion, Vol. 5! I am no vampire with a network of industry insiders under my influence! … I actually need to wait. We cannot afford to delay!”
“Oh, okay. I understand. It’s just that this one does new flavours we haven’t seen before.”
“New flavours? … Such as what?”
“Caramelised pistachio. Banana trifle sorbet. Hot chocolate ice cream. Strawberry shortcake surprise.”
My mouth widened.
Not at the thought of indulging in such rare … experimental … and fabulously enticing varieties of crêpe flavours … but at the suggestion we could loiter even a moment to–
“You’re drooling.”
“Ffftp.” I wiped a mysterious raindrop that’d seeped through the ceiling. “Very well. You secure us essential provisions. I shall have Apple say farewell to his legion of admiring farmers.”
“Yay~”
I nodded, the path ahead clear, and my loyal handmaiden’s morale secured.
Once our bakery bags were resupplied, we would make for a horizon weighed down by a curtain of darkness. Someone was responsible for casting a shadow over my kingdom. And I cared not how black their magic was.
My soles were even darker.
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