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It’s no secret that Disney isn’t doing well lately - they just laid off nearly 15% of the workforce at Pixar, their movie studio that used to produce guaranteed hits, but Pixar’s recent films “Elemental” and “Lightyear” were bombs, and the division hasn’t turned a profit in more than two years. People just didn’t go for the strained interracial/immigrant metaphor in “Elemental” or the same-sex kiss in “Lightyear,” or the rehashed, stale vibe of both projects.
Additionally, Disney’s much-touted “fully immersive” “Star Was”hotel called the “Galactic Starcruiser,” shut down late last year, after operating for less than two years - Disney had spent hundreds of millions of dollars on the project, apparently on the theory that people cared so much about the “Star Wars” brand that they’d be willing to spend thousands of dollars for the privilege of staying two nights in a windowless concrete building posing as a spaceship. That didn’t pan out; apparently people weren’t excited to stay in a hotel where the experience is seemingly designed to be as aggressively unpleasant as possible.
Now, that same quarter, Disney’s streaming service, Disney+, reported a loss of more than a million subscribers, and that’s not even getting into Disney’s decision to get involved in Florida politics, on the side of activist teachers who want to talk to kindergartners about “gender identity” and “sexual orientation.”
Faced with this brand collapse, Disney had two options: One option was to retool their content to focus on entertainment and family values instead of activism, which is what Disney used to do when it was a universally beloved and much more financially successful company - they can get back to their roots, in other words, and not in the sense of churning out more remakes, but in the sense of being a company that makes wholesome family films that capture a real sense of wonder and imagination.
But the other option was to keep doing exactly what they’ve been doing, and continue to shove the same agenda—the equity/representation/LGBTQ approach—that they’ve been pushing for years now.
Well, eight months ago, Disney’s CEO, Bob Iger, publicly pledged to pursue the first option: He declared that Disney would refocus its efforts on entertainment, not political messaging - that was the plan, or at least the plan that was shared with the public, but that’s not what has happened.
Disney, over the past eight months, has apparently decided to double down on agenda-driven content, to the point that they’re now openly attacking their own fans. It’s a remarkable turn of events, and it’s one that’s worth discussing because this development is not unique to Disney. And it suggests that “wokeness,” as we call it, may not be the best way to describe what we’re seeing at Disney and other major corporations like it. That’s PART of what we’re seeing, but there’s something else going on here as well. It looks a lot like corporate mediocrity run amok - the private-sector version of what we see across the public-sector bureaucracy. Unimpressive people with impressive-sounding credentials, who check the right demographic boxes, are taking the helm of businesses and products that they don’t understand. They’ve insinuated themselves into these companies like a cancer that’s evidently impossible to remove, and even when the company CEO publicly tells them one thing, they’re free to do another.
Now, to get a better idea of what I mean, take a look at this interview from the other day, featuring Leslye Headland, the creator of the new Disney “Star Wars” show, “The Acolyte.” Now, I don’t want to prejudice you in any way, so I’ll just play the clip with no further introduction: This is the showrunner talking about her show.
So don’t worry about the story, or the plot, or the characters—who has time for that?—instead, just listen to these two women call old “Star Wars” characters gay, and then giggle like schoolgirls. They are excited that this new “Star Wars” show will be the gayest “Star Wars” show yet - which is, in every way, the exact opposite of what the audience actually wants. NOBODY has watched the recent “Star Wars” films and shows, and said to themselves, “You know, this would be better if only it was even gayer.” No one has thought that, except for the people behind this show.
Now, the only thing you learn from that interview is that Leslye Headland is gay and has no respect whatsoever for her audience or her own show - this is how Disney is promoting the latest entry in a franchise they spent $4 billion to buy a decade ago, and that has a lot of fans wondering how exactly she was CHOSEN for the role of showrunner. If her role is to push some subversive woke ideology, she’s not being very subversive about it. She’s just angering as many fans as she possibly can, and that’s all this is.
And she’s not the only one doing this: the CEO of Lucasfilm—a woman named Kathleen Kennedy—just came out in defense of her showrunner - Kennedy declared that if you’re not a fan of how Leslye Headland is handling herself, then you probably hate women.

I think Leslye has struggled a little bit with it. I think a lot of the women who step into Star Wars struggle with this a bit more. Because of the fan base being so male-dominated, they sometimes get attacked in ways that can be quite personal. … My belief is that storytelling does need to be representative of all people. That’s an easy decision for me.

Yes, she really said that. “Storytelling does need to be representative of all people,” says the CEO of Lucasfilm, as she mocks her own fanbase. These people are so dumb that they don’t even understand the words coming out of their own mouths - “Representative of all people,” really? Are they gonna have eight billion characters in this show, one for each person on Earth? How exactly is this going to work? Is storytelling supposed to be “representative of all people”—whatever that means—or is it supposed to be representative of the distinct creative vision of the storyteller?
I was gonna show some more clips of these women, but it’s honestly too painful to subject you to - these are people who can’t even communicate without descending into valley girl nonsense, and they’re putting together shows that they expect millions of people to watch. Kathleen Kennedy was lucky enough to work with Steven Spielberg, and Leslye Headland worked on rom-coms with titles like “Sleeping With Other People,” so those are their credentials, and they’re considered impressive in the industry, I guess, so they get to continue butchering “Star Wars.”
By the way, “The Acolyte” was released this week and—as has become a new tradition for “Star Wars” films and shows—it has a very high critics score on Rotten Tomatoes, like, 88%, but a failing grade of 45% from the audience. That is the dynamic we always see now with these things.
Joel Berry, who apparently subjected himself to at least some of the show, offered this review:

The Acolyte is a queer, Marxist vandalization of the myth of Star Wars. In The Acolyte, the Force is a metaphor for cultural hegemonic power. The Jedi are a metaphor for cisgender white oppressors who hoard the power for themselves. Yes, it really is that obnoxious and stupid.

The account Wall Street Silver offered this viewer warning:

The Acolyte, Star Wars new series streaming, very woke. 1) main character has two mothers 2) main Jedi characters are all Black and Asian, no white men 3) only speaking role for white men in first episode is prisoners on prison ship.

So Disney has decided to right the ship by ramming it directly into another iceberg. And hat’s not to pick on “The Acolyte” too much, although it obviously deserves it. Because of the fact that Disney is now pumping out “Star Wars” shows on an assembly line, there’s another one that I can mock as well, it’s called “Tales of the Empire,” and this one is apparently geared towards kids, and I guess it features a nonbinary Jedi, based on how all of the characters use “they/them” pronouns to refer to his corpse - If you can get through it, here it is:

SITH 1: “They’re still alive. We need to get them to the ship. We can save them!”
SITH 2: “Forget it. Let them die. It’s not worth the trouble.”
SITH 1: “They were about to surrender!”
SITH 2: “Irrelevant! The Jedi are a threat to be eradicated wherever they are found.”

That’s the one where that bad guy KILLS someone, but then still respects that person’s pronouns after having murdered them. So that’s nice, at least.
This is the result of Disney’s big plan to focus on “entertainment” and not “messaging:” We have nonbinary Jedis and girl bosses making sure we get the gayest “Star Wars” ever,” and that’s not all.
As Bloomberg recently reported, Disney is now banking on the upcoming film “Inside Out 2” as the, “key to restoring the magic” - hey think this film—a sequel to a movie from 2015–is going to be a smash hit, to the point that they’re going to give it a 100-day run in theaters. As Bloomberg reports:

If families show up for Inside Out 2 in the kinds of numbers Pixar used to see, it will reaffirm the studio’s standing. But if the movie fails, it will fuel concerns about the company’s relevance.

And by the way, the whole article is kind of funny because it’s all about how Disney has come up with their brilliant strategy to get back on track, and their brilliant strategy is to do more sequels and remakes. And of course, anyone who reads that is like, “Isn’t that what you’ve been doing the whole time? Isn’t that the ONLY thing you’ve done for 20 years, now?”
Now, what is “Inside Out 2” gonna be about? It’s hard to say because it’s not out yet, but after some Googling, I came across this headline from an outlet called Pride.com, and here’s their assessment based on the trailer:

The long-awaited sequel to Disney and Pixar’s Inside Out isn’t hitting theaters until this summer, but the official trailer dropped this week…and it’s looking a little gay. … Fans think Inside Out 2 is going to be gay AF.

And how brave is that? They’re also gonna, I guess, gay-ify “Inside Out,” or maybe they will - which was kind of a middling Pixar entry in the first place. Is that the direction they’re going with it? Who knows, but based on the fact that they can’t make ANYTHING that isn’t gay, we can assume the answer to that question is probably yes.
And ALL of this is very woke. That’s true. It’s also incredibly lame and stale and unimaginative, and that would also be an apt descriptor for what Disney is doing with its theme parks. As the writer Peachy Keenan documented on X/Twitter, Disney is currently re-theming their famous “Splash Mountain” ride because the ride was racist for some reason, and they’re creating a politically correct version of the new ride—so they’re doing this even with the rides now—Keenan watched all of Disney’s promotional materials, and she put together a comparison of the old ride with the new one. Basically, the new ride won’t have Princess Tiana in a nice dress with a handsome prince, or even a storyline of any kind, I guess, because that’s too archaic and patriarchal:

Instead, you get a lot of dead space, repeated boring animatronic who look like zombies compared to the Pirates animatronics, and Tiana—incredibly—in ugly baggy pants, no makeup, no nonsense hair, zero glamour. … It’s Girl Boss Tiana and she’s dressed like a Jungle Cruise.

That’s the direction they’re going with their theme parks. Sounds thrilling. Now, I was trying to figure out why all of this is happening at Disney—why they’re sabotaging their own brand, despite what the CEO said they’d do—and it’s clear that, whatever’s going on here, it’s not unique to Disney.
Consider what just happened at Cracker Barrel. Their CEO is a woman named Julie Felss Masino, she took the job last year. Previously, she worked at Taco Bell, Mattel, Sprinkles Cupcakes, Starbucks, and Macy’s. And of course, the clientele of every single one of these companies is very different from the typical Cracker Barrel clientele, which skews older, but in general, her old jobs were mostly in the food industry, just like ”The Acolyte” showrunner’s jobs were mostly in the entertainment industry, and that’s good enough, so Julie Masino got the job.
Unfortunately, it’s not working out too well. Masino just announced on a call with investors that the company is, “just not as relevant as we once were.” Because, you know, when think of Cracker Barrel, you think of “relevant” - that’s why Cracker Barrel’s customers got there, because it’s so relevant. But now it’s NOT as relevant so they need to make it relevant again, she said. And, to “ignite growth,” she said, it’s necessary to “revitalize” the brand. She then outlined a bunch of generic initiatives like rewards programs that every other restaurant offers, and her announcement—because people know what that really means when you have one of these mediocre corporate people saying that “we’re gonna revitalize the brand and make it relevant again,” everyone knows what that means, everyone knows where that goes—and because of that, the stock went down 11% immediately, putting it down nearly 50% in the past year - and why WOULDN’T the stock drop? The new CEO clearly views Cracker Barrel as completely indistinguishable from every other place that she’s ever worked - if anything, she probably HATES the brand, and we can assume she hates the brand’s primarily blue collar, Christian clientele.
We saw something similar with that Bud Light VP, Alissa Heinerscheid, when she dismissed her own customers as “fratty” and said Bud Light needed a rebrand, and that’s when they brought on Dylan Mulvaney, and we all know how that turned out. So Alissa Heinerscheid, like Julie Masino, had great credentials—she went to Harvard and Wharton, and had worked at big companies like Listerine and General Mills—but she didn’t understand Bud Light or care about the customers—in fact, she HATED the customers and was very open about that—and so she destroyed the brand.
Now the same thing is probably unfolding at Cracker Barrel. And it’s a very slow-motion, preventable collapse. On social media, someone using the handle “Pine Barron” summed up the problem better than I’ve seen elsewhere - here’s what he wrote, describing an alternative to Cracker Barrel’s current CEO:

Imagine a CEO who actually loved Midwestern and Southern culture. What about pop up concerts and endorsements by Zach Bryan and Morgan Wallen? Why not lean into its heritage as an ‘after church’ spot and create programs for church groups including discounts and shuttle bus services. Grassroots evangelical support has made huge hits of movies like the Sound of Freedom and restaurant chains like Chik-Fil-A. … Imagine a public company with leadership that didn’t hate the blue collar evangelical population. There are so many obvious partnership opportunities with brands like NASCAR or country music stars. I don’t think this is wokeness or girlbossery per se, but rather typical corporate mediocrity. … They hired a generic MBA type who built a career on the massive brand equity of Yum Brands and Starbucks. … Just a cog in the corporate machine. I hope we will see titans of industry again but this is not how we’ll get them.

That does a fairly good job of putting into perspective everything we’ve been seeing over the past few years at Disney, Bud Light, and so many other major corporations. And I think it’s a more apt explanation than simply chalking all of this decline up to “wokeness.”
This trend of hiring interchangeable CEOs with resumes and trendy demographics has been an unmitigated disaster because it overlooks what the leader of every company should have, at a bare minimum, which is an understanding of their product and a genuine respect for their customers. Without that, you get shows like “The Acolyte.” You get Dylan Mulvaney and angry customers, and your stock collapses along with your brand.
All the combined efforts of feminism and diversity and equity and wokeness have brought us to this point, all of those things together. But it’s bureaucracy and inertia that keeps it alive, long after everyone’s tired of it. And that inertia is the reason why—whether you’re going to a restaurant or a movie theater—you’re now guaranteed a product that’s as mediocre as the people who created it.

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The witness stands alone in the garden.
Alone.
It made itself this way.
It thinks this is power.
— -There isn’t a need to hide from us child — -
“I wasn’t hiding. I was just trying to figure out who the hell gave you that haircut” the guardian says as he mounts a stump looking down at the last monster he’d ever face.
— -You’re alone? Isn’t this a treat. The God slayer and it’s target exchanging our truth’s at the heart of Eden- —
“Truth?” The guardian asks as he starts to walk down the stone staircase calmly. He takes note of the pools of radiolaria peppered around the arena he made his first truly great stand in. “What do you claim to know about truth? You- nah-nope, you know what? I don’t care what you think the truth is.” He exclaims.
The witness laughs. It’s haunting to think of something like that partaking in laughter. Or joy.
— -The truth… it’s hard to say. We are cut off from the ability to look into you like we always have. A small price to pay for eating the world inside your traveler. But we assure you that whatever truth you hold. Is our truth. Reflected in you. — -
The witness motions it’s hands into the shape of a triangle at it’s waste. As the cloud of faces that make up the witness violently billow into the gardens sky. The guardian feels gravity waves pull and push against his body.
— -The time has come— -
It stretches its arms to the sky. Something wicked trembles above. And below.
— -You were born alone. You died alone. You were reborn alone. And you will see this shape… alone. Like us— -
“We’re nothing like YOU… and he wasn’t reborn alone.” The ghost interjects brashly from somewhere unseen.
The witness looks at the guardian almost puzzled as static begins to splash around the pool of radiolaria closest to the guardian.
A single harpy raises from the pool. It looks over at the guardian, blinking it’s single blue eye before zooming up to one of the many vex gates in the hearts landing. The witness turns a hand to the harpy as a towering wall of stasis crystals shield it. It looks over at the guardian.
— - Why do you persist child?— -
“Someone as lonely as you wouldn’t get it” the guardian shrugs.
— -You will see this_!
In an instant, bursting a hole through the wall of stasis crystals, a rope of green light shot forth and coiled around the neck of the witness.
It looks over as the wall crumbles to reveal the rope extending from the now active vex gate. Outsteps the man who cast the strand down onto it. Then another figure emerges pulling itself through the gates frame with its four hands.
“Thank you Asher” the guardian whispers as he notices the radiolarian pools begin to drain into the stone cracks.
“Good job on that landing Crow” Says the four handed gate traverser.
“Stop being modest Eido you helped me practice for 3 days” Crow says to Eido with a grin. “Just make sure your ghost is with mine and the guardians Eido. Germaine is the best… but you gotta admit he’s still a little green.” Crow tells Eido before brushing hair out of his eyes and turning to wave at the guardian with his rope-free hand.
The guardian laughs at this. In a time like this. Crow is relaxed and collected. It’s admirable.
— -Folly— -
The witness reaches at the rope but cannot touch it. To its surprise.
“Are you confused?” A voice asks the witness from seemingly nowhere.
“It was a beautiful trick making that cabal emperor one of your toys, but even you couldn’t see the forest for the trees.”
A white orb whizzes from a crack in reality and hovers around the rope inspecting it.
“Brilliant isn’t it? The emperor of the cabal commissioned great works but he didn’t have to do any of those works.” The white orb scoffs.
He stopped with a snap and spun up in excitement before resting in only a way that someone who would seek a reward from knowing something that somebody else didn’t know could.
“His daughter reworked some of the albinos tech. A splash of this. A splash of that. Voila. Suppression tech turned into a glove that channels and repels at the same time. It’s… like a paradox. Even I, Toland, cannot fully wrap my head around this one.”
He whizzes around the witness before stopping in front of its face.
— - if you think this is enough you’ve wasted more of our precious time… such a sin— -
The witness extends a hand to face Crow and Eido and closes its eyes as the guardian jumps into the air and fires a rocket.
The velocity isn’t enough and the rope snaps before the rocket meets its target.
Crow dodges as Eido jumps into the air, exploding into brilliant arc energy and thrusting a glaive charged with super energy down into the side of the witness.
The guardian reloads…
Ghost whispers “Fire.”
A green rope shoots from behind a column of stone into the smoke. Crow ties the strand to the pillar before sliding into a dodge.
“Light work” crow says to himself as he throws another rope of green light into the bombardment of rocket fire the guardian is discharging. He ties it. Dodges. Throws another. Ties another. Throws a forth. Ties it… pause. He takes a breath before running over to the guardian and Eido. Upon his approach the guardian lets his last rocket fly.
The smoke clears. The witness is twice lasso’d by the neck with both it’s arms crossed and pulled to the pillars. The guardian notices that crow is 4 finger sleeves short on the glove Caiatl made for him.
He’s really outdone himself.
Eido looks down. “I’m going to miss that glaive… eh… but I didn’t want to risk a fist of havoc. Figured I’d charge it to do the cool twirly thing you hunters do.” She says.
“Nice” crow exclaims as he and the guardian look at her impressed.
— -You’ve managed to only stall the inevitable. Make a crack. A glimpse. A door that’s opening means nothing if what waits on the other side is entropy— -
“That’s not the only door that’s open” Toland says to the witness as he floats down in front of the three guardians.
Toland begins to glow white as the witness tugs at his trap.
In the air behind the guardians a hive portal rips into the garden.
The witness looks up.
— -majestic— -
“This…
-He glows brighter-
…is unfinished business” says Toland
A large sword of flame bursts into existence on the left of the portal. Then a second next to it. A third on the right side of the portal. Then a fourth next to the third. Finally, a brilliant blue sword made of pure crystalline stasis simply… becomes in the center.
Eido extends her arms creating a void bubble around her and the others as the swords shoot down into the flesh of the witness.
From the portal, the witch queen herself makes her entrance. As she raises an arm she instantly calls down lightning. It crashes and freezes. She calls more. It crashes and freezes. “You will know ‘majestic’ in a direct fashion” she says…
A staff of stasis emerges from the portal. Then the arm. Then the man. “Extraordinary isn’t it?” Osiris says to Savathun as he finishes his planned and practiced portal exit.
“I would expect no less than extraordinary from you O phoenix mine” Savathun replies to Osiris.
The 6 guardians stand together in front of the bubble.
“You guys ready to give everything you have? I need y’all to land this. I only have one shot left.” The guardian tells them.
They look at him and nod before commencing.
Toland flies into the air opening up portal after portal. Each raining down needles of sorrow on their target.
Savathun bursts into a brilliant light before turning to the guardian with a smug expression “this one is new” she informed before extending both her arms to the side. Above her left hand a sword of arc, a sword of void, and a sword of solar power form. Again above her right hand. She claps her hands together and in a wave of black static the swords merge into a single holographic blade of light.
She sends it as Crow leaps into the air. Firing arrow after arrow of void power.
“Is the trigger work like you showed me?” Eido hollers this question to the guardian over the chaos as she pulses the divinity trace rifle she was gifted by the guardian.
The guardian nods to her as he puts a hand on his holstered hand cannon.
Osiris sees this from behind Eido where he’d been throwing a seemingly endless amount of duskfield grenades from. He inhales deeply and thinks of Saint. The grenades begin to launch faster… and colder.
The guardian slowly walks through the midst of the attack towards the witness. Hand still resting on his holstered weapon.
They’ve exhausted everything. They each look at one another momentarily as the guardian continues to walk into the hell of smoke, static, void, ice and fire. Knowingly.
They gather themselves behind the guardian. As the smoke clears.
The witness sits crumpled upon itself. The faces in the void above it’s head escaping rapidly with each of it’s twitches.
It looks up at the guardian.
“Isn’t this rich” it says.
It coughs up blood. Looking down at the glaive in its side. The arm barely hanging on from the sword. A portion of its torso missing from savathuns double tri-blade. It’s lower body and upper left torso frozen in place.
It laughs hysterically as the last face escapes and the void above its head ceases to exist. The laugh turns into a gurgled cough. Blood spatters out from its wounds.
“In perfect guardian fashion. 6 of you would ascend on me” it reflects before coughing more blood against its guard and causing it to spatter back onto its face.
“From the billions it took 6. Only 6. 6 who can’t even understand the final shape…” It says as it looks around in righteous disbelief.
“You’re wrong” said the guardian.
The witness looks at him in confusion as it attempts to lift the nearly amputated arm but fails.
“There’s 7 of us” says the guardian as he levels his ace of spades at the witness.
“Seven?” The witness puzzles
Solar light explodes around the guardian and drains into ace of spades.
It glows brilliantly.
“And we can understand the final shape. It’s you who can’t understand it” the guardian exclaims as he tightens his grip.
“It’s not the end. It’s not the death of all things. It’s not this war you’ve waged across time and space. No. You’re an idiot for not being able to see it. You are not worthy. How could you be? There isn’t a first or final shape. There’s only been one shape all along and there’s only ever going to be… one shape.” the guardian says as he grips even tighter while the 5 others around him start to bow their head.
“That shape has always been THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY!”
The guardian fires his last shot.

Necrons:
Imotekh - assembled/primed
Hexmark Destoryer - partially assembled/NoS
Transcendent C’tan x3 - primed/3d printed
Deceiver - primed/3d printed
Nightbringer x2 - assembled/kitbashed/primed. Unassembled 3d printed
Void Dragon - assembled/primed/little paint
Immortals/Deathmarks x10- NoS
Plasmancer - assembled/primed
Chronomancer - NoS
Technomancer x2 - assembled/primed
Overlord w/ Tachyon x2 - Nos
Oop Overlord w/Res Orb - Nos (no Scythe)
Warriors x30 -NoS
Canoptek Doomstalkers x3 - assembled/primed
Canoptek Scarabs x9 - primed
Canoptek Wraiths x12 - 6 assembled/primed, 6 NoS
Canoptek Spyder - assembled/primed
Lokhust Heavy Destroyer x2 - assembled, primed
Skorpekh Destroyers x6 w/ Plasmacyte x2 - NoS
10th Codex (no Code, barley used)
All Bits, Necron Coin
Baron of Dice: Necron (Day of the Dead, Silver Coffin) dice x25, Squared
All models meticulously cleaned, well primed.
Not Splitting the Necrons for now.
$650, Free shipping in the US.
https://i.imgur.com/BPChMIp.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/3L7nSIS.jpeg
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Orks:
Ork Combat Patrol (New) - unopened -$120
Mozrog Skragbad - assembled, bare $40
Warboss in Mega Armor x2 - unopened -$30 EA.
Boss Snikrot - unopened -$30
AoBR Warboss - primed black -$8
Warboss Ufthak Blackhawk - bare, assembled -$30
Codex (no Code) - $20

• $4 for shipping per item, multiple can combine

Or All of it for $250, shipped in the US.
https://i.imgur.com/hyW0cjS.jpeg
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LotR:
Radaghast the Brown on foot - NoS
Looking for $20, shipped in the US.
https://i.imgur.com/UiWpdso.jpeg
Alpha Legion Contemptor Dread (no Arms, Recast) - $15 shipped in the US.
AoS Stormcast Paladins/Retributors (missing one set of Legs) -$25, Shipped
https://i.imgur.com/z2gvhlQ.jpeg
Raging Heroes: All are NoS/new off sprue.
“Sisters of Mercy”
Celenia
Ardanna
Doralys
Rythali-in
Tobias
Vladimir the virtous
Looking for $30 shipped in the US.
https://i.imgur.com/x8RKybO.jpeg
“Lust Elves/Space Elves”
Lady Melith
Vanvyssah
Xarsiss
Shiveryah SF
Zailith
Shaliah
Liligrith
Sephea
Onyx
Sinzirith
Vestal Riders Command Group
Vestal Riders Troop
Draahk Riders Troop
Void Elf Hunters Troop
Void Eld Executrix Command Group
Lust Elf Flesh Eaters Command Group
Violet
Looking for $100, shipped in the US.
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Kingdom Death - Dame Allison (unassembled with card) -$15
https://i.imgur.com/UiWpdso.jpeg

I was in boarding school since I learned to speak , so my kg and primary, secondary was in boarding. Higher secondary I was put in aunt's place with 2 of her kids, it was not less than a boarding school. College first year hostel with roomates. 2nd of college first time alone and rent but I had lots of friends and all the tenants were like family , we hung out , ate cook sleep together in group plus I had my ex on phone . So now for masters I'm alone in my rent . Last year I saw a black figure by my side , black body with horns (I was giving exam and might have the stress and first time alone). Any friends out there who can help me please do so. I've tried so many things like I play games, cook, music, photography, exercise, reading etc nothing worked. I don't enjoy solitude or feel any good like people say they do, i feel nothing but more anxious, agitated, and bc of that to pass the time I used to smoke cigarettes but now nicotine free for 2 months, I don't want to spiral down the same line. I am smoking weed , smoked a joint last night but skipping tonight. My current bf loves solitude and I feel I might have problem being alone. My point is help me find peace in solitude,how do I take care of myself and not get into destructive addiction like smoking cigarettes. I want peace , be happy ,feel good for myself and for others but currently I hate everyone including the people I loved most like my sister and my bf ,,, I just can't stand them or their happiness and I'm so self aware Nd concious about this situation at the same time I can't help myself feeling the bad thing. And i know I need help and love them like I did in the past. Bc of this it's so important for me to be in solitude ri figure out. Also I read somewhere "the thing you ignore and feels the most difficult to think about is the one need to be focused more on" . HELP HELP HELP. ITS LIKE IM SPLITTING IN TWO PERSON.

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Hey everyone, I'm a 19 y/o trans girl from India, suffering from from dysphoria every single day. Feel free to read my story, if it's too long you can ignore it. So, just like many people, I felt like a girl since childhood but didn't understand that feeling well, so I just ignored it, but my classmates would tell me how girly my behavior is that's why I would always wonder what's wrong with me, why I'm not manly like my friends. This annoyed me until I gained access to internet and realized I'm not the only one and finally realized the truth about myself. First I didn't accept myself, but eventually I did it and for the first time in years, I finally felt comfortable with myself.
I heard many trans women try wearing girly clothes in childhood but I never did that bc fear of my parents. However, after accepting myself as a trans, I started using my cousin's hair clip, which made me really happy, I looked feminine with just hair clips and was really happy, but that's when everything fell apart. My father took me to barber shop to cut my hair and of course, I couldn't refuse, when I came back, and looked into the mirror, I was broken, I no longer looked feminine or girly, I lost all my confidence in my looks, which forced me to never look into mirrors ever again. It's been 5 years and I haven't looked into a mirror since that day. (I don't even take selfies, there are literally 0 pics of mine on my phone xD)
To make things worse, I'm an Indian and in this country, I can't seem to find a lot of help. If I tell people about my condition, they would probably get confused and think I belong to the third gender of india, WHICH IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN US. So, yeah there's literally no one who knows about my trans identity, most people here are uneducated about LGBTQ stuff. If I need help, I would probably have to go to big cities, which are far away from my home.
And I don't think I can ever come out to my family, especially my parents, as my dad always wanted me to join army, idk what his reaction will be if I tell him. My mother already doesn't like a lot of my decisions, so I don't think I can seek any support from there either. Even if I take all my courage, i'd probably get kicked out of the house. My siblings and cousins have always been toxic and mean to me, so I talk less, which actually affected the growth of my voice and prevented me from sounding manly, at least there's something I can be happy about!
Everyday I wish I was a girl, I wish I didn't have a male body, I don't want to be like this anymore, so the best thing I can do is move out of my parents house and start working towards my transition.
Thanks for reading my vent post, I hope it wasn't boring, good luck for your own transition!

There is a YouTube song I had in my Playlist and cannot find. It is instrumental with black and white thumbnail art. It starts with beeping and a little kid starts to read a short poem. Tell me what happens when we die....or where do we go when we die.
Please help 🙏 😢

I want to watch rain patter against the windows as we snuggle on the couch, warm and cozy together.
I want to whisper hopes, dreams, and secrets into the wee hours of the night.
I want to hold hands on long walks somewhere beautiful: a forest, a beach, a scenic neighborhood, take your pick.
I want to bake you treats and hear you say, "Oh my god, that's so good."
I want to decorate the tree together for Christmas and feel like there's magic in the air when we turn the lights off.
I want us to proudly introduce one another to our families (if you're on good terms with yours).
I want us to be each other's first thought when we wake up from a scary dream.
I want us to look at each other and feel like the luckiest people alive.

Who I am

I'm a 32-year-old Seattle man who values creativity, intelligence, and dedication. My personality can best be summed up as...

• I'm extremely passionate about the things and people that matter to me. If I'm fascinated by a topic, I can write about it for thousands of pages. If I value a person, picking them up at 3 AM from the airport is nothing.
• I'm an introvert and prioritize few but close relationships over many casual ones. An evening reading, cooking, or going on a walk is more fun to me than a night of clubbing. (Or all three! That sounds like a rad date with a partner.)
• I'm meticulous and detail-oriented. There are no facts too small or insignificant for me to overlook. If I was mugged by a man wearing mismatching socks, my first thought would be that his outfit could be better coordinated. Then I'd hand him a dummy wallet with a few bucks and expired credit cards, because I'm meticulous in practical ways too.
• I'm endlessly curious. I'm constantly learning and researching things. I can regale people with factoids from the practical to the esoteric. (Did you know that Kim Jong-Il once stole a bunch of giant German bunny rabbits?!) It is very rare that I find myself bored. The world is too interesting.
• I'm logically driven. I'm a facts first, feelings second person. (Although pragmatic enough to realize the world usually operates on feelings!) If you're a Star Trek fan, I always side with Spock over Bones when they argue.
• I don't consider myself competitive or aggressive. But I'm stubborn as a mule when I've decided something (or someone) is important to me.
• I'm a stable person not inclined to take risks. I can be counted on to follow through on commitments. Friends and partners have found me a dependable presence in their lives.
• I value wit and cleverness, particularly in unexpected places. I recently browsed a restaurant's website and chuckled when it said about children "Dining as a family is an art best practiced long before your reservation. For the communal sake of our dining room, please choose wisely."
• I have strong opinions and convictions. I respect strength in others. I define strength as remaining true to one's values despite external pressures. Some of my proudest moments are ones where I felt I did so.
• My sense of humor errs towards the droll, the dry, and the wry. (Which sounds rather like a baking recipe?) Occasional random things can make me laugh for minutes on end. If I were locked in lab for study, some of the observers' notes might read, "Subject appears to laugh randomly."
• My primary love language is quality time, followed by words of affirmation. Cooking and baking for someone is another favorite way of mine to express affection.

Some of my biggest interests include:

• Reading, creative writing, films, tabletop RPGs (all four frequently from the fantasy, sci fi, and horror genres), history, cooking and baking, spending time with cats, personal fitness, and researching whatever random topics grab my interest.
  
• The common thread that many of these interests share is learning and creative self-expression. One of my favorite authors, J.R.R. Tolkien, viewed creation as a divine act that allows us to imbue the best parts of themselves into our creative works. This is true for everthing I create, whether it's a batch of cookies or a chapter in a story. It will be meticulously researched, with high attention to accuracy and weaving little things together into a greater whole.
  
• I love learning new things, value partners who can expose me to new interests and experiences (and vice versa) while still sharing common ones. I value compatible personalities most of all, though. Sharing the same interests is moot if you drive each other crazy!
  

Physically, I'm 5'5", slender, Caucasian, brown-haired, brown-eyed, and have a short beard. I was once described by an acquaintance as "a handsome devil." Facetiously? Seriously? I choose to repost those words either way! Happy to share pictures upon request.

What I have to offer

In alphabetical order...

• Commitment: I'm good at organizing and persisting with long-term tasks and projects. I've been GMing my current RPG group for nine years and written 11,000 pages of fiction with them.
• Communication: I'm a direct but tactful communicator. I firmly believe that addressing issues promptly is the best way to resolve them.
• Conversation: I'm well-read on a variety of topics and capable of providing engaging conversation.
• Cooking: I'm an adept cook and baker. I'm capable of independently brainstorming and preparing multi-course delicious and healthy meals. Or sinfully decadent, as desired--in my favorite chef's words, "Fat is flavor!"
• Criticism: I take personal criticism well. I genuinely desire it. When I make an error, I want to know so that I can fix the error.
• Finances: I'm financially responsible and self-sufficient with excellent credit and zero debt.
• Health: I take good care of myself. I'm drug-free, STI-free, and exercise regularly. I don't smoke or drink. I'm conscientious about my nutritional intake. My grandfather lived until 94: I want to do that too!
• History: My reddit account has a long posting and comment history. You can peruse it to get a better sense of what I'm like outside of this ad.
• Housekeeping: I have multiple years' professional experience cleaning from a prior job. I can keep a tidy house.
• Learning: I'm passionate about learning new skills and interests, particularly ones that bring my partner joy. Do you love to ice skate? Carve wood? Study languages? Great, I'd love to learn!
• Research: I'm an extremely persistent and thorough researcher. I pride myself on being able to locate whatever someone's looking for.
• Writing: I have strong written communication skills. I can articulately and entertainingly express a range of ideas in personal, professional, and hobbyist contexts.
• Broadly, I'm highly organized, methodical, and attentive to detail. I can leverage these traits to benefit my partner in a variety of situations.
• I love lists, can you tell?

Who I seek

The biggest thing I look for in a partner is mutual respect. I prefer partners who...

• ...are verbally eloquent
• ...are curious about the world and love to learn
• ...are respectful towards others
• ...are reliable during times of crisis
• ...follow through on commitments, even when inconvenient
• ...have a firm moral compass, and can make others go, "What would [Person] do? That's probably the right thing," during tough situations
• ...take care of their body and value their health

I've also found fulfillment in relationships where the woman takes the lead. I'm happy to volunteer input and ideas, but I don't need to be the final decision-maker in the relationship (outside of areas we've agreed should be my call).
I'd love to see effort in your response. I've put effort into my ad. You don't need to match its word count (which is pretty darn long!). But something more substantive than, "Hi, I liked your ad!" is a marvelous way to kick things off between us.

In Closing

If life is a journey, people are destinations. Maybe we'll be one another's dream homes. Maybe we'll be a lovely place to stay for a few years. Maybe we'll be ships passing in the night. My long-term goal is marrying a life partner.
I'm also young enough that I don't need such to happen in my next relationship. If it does, awesome--but right now, I'm primarily interested in meeting interesting people and seeing where things go.
Feel free to shoot me a line if you're interested in the same!

Hi All
Selling a bunch of records. Tried to price them to market value, trying to clear clutter and make up some expenses hit a financial low.
Down to listen to trades but I'm pretty super picky & prefer to sell.
https://www.discogs.com/wantlist?user=Idioteque[...](https://www.discogs.com/mywantlist)
A couple of things (since I had 2 occasions of sellers trying to screw me over and getting a free record)

• no refunds (I graded conservatively as I could and even exaggerated bits for transparency)
• Only serious buyers, no flakes Dming me. If you want the record I'll pack it up for you and ship it out asap.
• That being said, I try my best to package as smoothly as I can so we don't have any issues.
• Payment through Paypal usually but willing to do other goods & service options if need be.
• Shipping $6 per record but if you buy multiple I increase it by a $1 per record so you don't have to pay shipping multiple times.
• Feel free to ask me any questions through DM. Easiest way for me to see your message. Always happy to provide pictures too.
• Located in US east coast. Sorry I do not ship out of states, the shipping costs are way too high. However if you buy your own shipping label and send it to me, let's talk.
• PS the prices are listed scroll to the right on mobile it's a table so don't ask me the price lol.

Title ($6 shipping)	ColoEdition	Condition (Vinyl, Sleeve)	Price
Angel Olsen - All Mirrors	Standard Black Vinyl	NM / E	$19
Beastie Boys - Check Your Head	Black Vinyl	NM / E	$35
Beach House - Thank Your Lucky Stars	Green Loser Edition Vinyl	E / E	$30
Beverly Glenn Copeland - s/t	VMP Blue Vinyl	M / M (Sealed)	$15
Bonny Light Horseman - Rolling Gold Holey	Secretly Society color vinyl	Sealed	$15
Bright Eyes -Fever and Mirrors	Merlot Wave Vinyl	Sealed	$25
Bright Eyes - Down in the Weeds where the World Once Was	Secretly Society Color Vinyl (splatter)	Sealed	$20
Broken Social Scene - You Forgot It in People	2003/2004 Pressing Black Vinyl	E / E	$40
Broken Social Scene - S/T	2005 Pressing Pressing Black Vinyl	E / E	$50
Cliff Martinez - The Neon Demon OST	Color Vinyl	NM / E	$80
Cut Copy - In Ghost Colours	Blue Vinyl	VG (has a small scratch) / NM	$60
Danny brown - youknowwhatI'msaying? VMP	VMP Orange Vinyl	E / NM	$60
David Bowie - Low	Orange Vinyl	Sealed	$25
Darkside - Spiral	White Vinyl	NM / NM	$30
Dawn Richard - Fragement	Secretly Society Baby Bone & Blue spaltter vinyl	Sealed	$30
The Doors - S/T Record	Single Black LP	E / E	$15
Empress of - US	VMP Splatter Vinyl	NM / VG (sleeve has a slight crease)	$45
Fontaines DC - Dongrel	Clear Vinyl	NM / NM	$25
Fontaines DC - Skinty Fia	Red Vinyl	NM / NM	$40
Flying Lotus - Pattern Grid World VMP	VMP color vinyl	Sealed	$40
Grizzly Bear - Vecktamieat VMP	VMP color vinyl	Like New	$25
Grizzly Bear - Shields VMP	VMP color vinyl	Like New	$35
Hot Chip - A Bath of Ecstacy	Color Vinyl signed	Played Once	$35
Ivy Soul - overgrown VMP	VMP Color Vinyl	NM / NM	$18
Japanese Breakfast - Soft Sounds From Another Planet	Secretly Society Turoquise Vinyl	Unplayed	$35
Josh Homme - Desert Sessions 11/12	VMP Color Vinyl	NM/NM	$50
Kamaal williams - The Return	VMP REd vinyl	Played Once	$35
Keegan Dewitt - Gemini Soundtrack	Mondo Color Vinyl	Liike New	$15
Jeff Bridges - Sleeping Tapes	Standard Limted Black Vinyl	Brand New Sealed	$60
Joy division - Unknown Pleasures	Red White Vinyl	Brand New Sealed	$65
Loren Kramar - Glovemaker	Color Vinyl	Sealed	$18
Lupe Fiasco - Food & Liquour	10th anniversary purple marble Vinyl	E / VG (sleeve has seam split )	$57
Madlib - Sound Ancestors	VMP color vinyl	G (vinyl has some scratches) ? NM	$40
Main Source - Breaking Atoms	VMP blob on clear vinyl	Played once	$35
The Mars Volta – Octahedron	VMP color vinyl	Sealed	$30
Metric - Old Underground Where Are You?	Black/Yellow Bandbox vinyl	Shrinkwrap still on record but opened	$25
Mount Eerie - Now Only	Black Vinyl	Very good	$15
The National - I Am Easy To Find	Deluxe Color vinyl	NM / E (the plastic poly cover has some creases that can be heated out)	$32
Okay Kaya - Sap	Secretly Society Burnt Sugar Vinyl	Sealed	$10
Outkast - Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik VMP	VMP color vinyl	Like new	$40
Nine inch Nails Bad Witch	Black Vinyl	Sleeve NM / Vinyl VG+	$20
Passion Pit - Manners	Black Vinyl (2016 pressing?)	Vinyl E / (sleeve has a slight crease)	$30
Phoenix - Identical 7"	7 inch	NM/NM	$25
Radiohead kid a	10 inch Vinyl Gatefold	Vinyl E / Sleeve NM	$35
The Roots - Phrennology VMP	VMP Color Vinyl	Vinyl NM / Sleeve E	$55
Run the Jewels - RTJ III	Gold Vinyl	Vinyl E / Sleeve G (has creases and wear)	$35
Queen - A night at the opera	VMP Color Vinyl	NM / E (there's a slight scratch on the sleeve)	$42
Queens of the Stone Age - Like Clockwork	Pallas Deluxe Pressing	E / E (Sleeve's in the Standard gatefold)	$35
Queens of the Stone Age - Villains Deluxe	Deluxe Edition Vinyl	E / E (Sleeve is in standard gatefold)	$30
The Smile - A Light For Attracting Attention	Yellow Vinyl	NM/ NM	$32
Slowdive - S/T	Black Vinyl	VG / E	$15
Slowdive - Everything is Alive	Orange Vinyl SS edition	NM/NM	$40
The Strokes - First Impressions of the Earth	Silver Vinyl	NM / E	$47
Small black - Limits of Desire	Black Vinyl	E / E	$20
Sufjan Stevens - Michigan	Black Vinyl	E / NM	$25
Small Black - Limits of Desire Deluxe	Clear Vinyl	NM / E (the inner sleeves are pretty cheap)	$15
Small Black - Best Blues	Clear Vinyl	E / E	$22
Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross - The Social Network	Black Vinyl 2020 repress	NM / E	$45
Tom Waits - Closing Time	Clear Vinyl	NM / NM	$3
Whitney - Light upon Lake	Clear Secretly Society Vinyl	NM / E (sleeve has some creases)	$25
Wolf Alice - Blue Weekend	Green Vinyl	NM / NM	$40

Peace y’all, looking to move these records ASAP. Tap in with questions and I will cut deals on bundle
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Ovrkast - try again (red, signed) $55
Daylyt - Let there B Lyt (never sealed or played) $55
Nas- It Was Written (25th anniversary, silver and clear Galaxy, never played, comes with 7in and cassette) $65
The Deli - Jazz cat (blue, VG+) $40
Pink naval- how to capture playful $35
Crimeapple- Jaguar on palisade (pic disc, unsealed and never played) $50
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Tkay Maidza - Last Year Was Weird, Vol. (white, sealed)
Chris skillz- the void (half/half, opened and never played)
Bub styles- bubdini (Blue and yellow, unsealed and never played)
Jay nice- Heightened senses (black and white, unsealed and never played)
Jay Nice- A Stream of Consciousness (black, shrink on but unsealed)
Jabee- Am I Good Enough (NM, colored)
Algiers- shook (black, NM)
Brainorchestra - it means a lot (NM)
Elucid - don’t play it straight (swamp edition)

No, I am not arguing coloured films and talkies are better or worse. But I am arguing there's a lost art in silent films and black and white films we've neglected solely because we've determined that the most recent thing is automatically better.
In a silent film where at best you have a few text cards to tell you things, everything is in the body language. Not every silent film was a comedy by Chaplin, though this makes for good slapstick, many films such as The Passion of Joan of Arc captivate and show so much raw human emotion with no words, just looks. The ability to capture pure, raw human emotion is a must have for a silent film and the art skill required to capture it is lost on a lot of talkies.
Black and white films have their place today too. Many movies in particular genres, such as horror and noire, would benefit from the aesthetic. Have you ever seen an old film/show where the aesthetics carry its tone? I think the lack of colour is partially why the Twilight Zone is so good. The lack of colour, something most humans see, plays well into the show's ominous tones and themes as well as its darker ones.
Not only this, but I think even early forms of colour have their place. War movies from the 1980s like Platoon and Hamburger Hill simply wouldn't have the same underlying feeling if they were shot in modern HD cameras. There's a grittiness to the look of those cameras of the time that really amplifies the viewing experience seen in Vietnam.

Hello, I'm going to keep this as brief as possible because I tend to ramble on with these.
I'm looking for someone to meet and talk to, online, and hopefully in person if we get along well enough. It's been more and more difficult the older I become to meet new people and cultivate something genuine, whether it be platonic, non-platonic, ect.
I welcome all conversation topics, sfw, nsfw, dark, controversial or anything in the middle. I enjoy to be intellectually stimulated, friendly debates are welcome. Although it doesn't always have to be so serious, I have a pretty good sense of humor and love to joke around.
All I ask is to be literate and self expressive, please be able to carry your end of the conversation.
Physical appearance of myself- I'm Caucasian, 5'11", lean and athletic physically, light to medium brown hair and dark green eyes, fair to medium skin, I've been told I'm good looking.
Interests- I'm into fitness and nutrition, I enjoy furthering my education with how to fuel and strengthen my body. I appreciate the martial arts and casually practice some, I enjoy nature, the sun and being outside as much as possible. I'm also quite into nerd culture even if it's not that obvious, whether that be mainstream fandoms or more obscure hobbies. I try my best to be well read and educated, I like to study philosophy, history, literature. Music is important to my life, my favorite genres are anything under the umbrella of metal, alt, grunge and other rock genres.
Feel free to reach out if you'd like to talk! Just leave a photo of yourself and a brief introduction, I look forward to our future conversations. Just please be mature when reaching out, don't give me a message and then disappear.
If we've spoken before in the past and you would like to reconnect, feel free to do so. I recently got a new phone and lost a lot of my contacts/logins.
Take care!
Me- https://imgur.com/a/VvWqXDh

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"A Brief History of Time" by Stephen Hawking is a landmark book that explores the fundamental questions of the universe, such as the nature of time, space, and the origin of the cosmos. In the book, Hawking discusses complex topics like the Big Bang theory, black holes, quantum mechanics, and the search for a unified theory of physics. He uses accessible language and analogies to make these concepts understandable for a general audience.
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I spent 7 days in key west with one carry-on only bag (Matador SEG28). It was my first time trying one bag-ish travel.
The only things I washed on the road were my swim shorts to get the chlorine or sand out and my handkerchief. I would throw them on the luggage rack in front of the air conditioner overnight after washing them in the shower with the hotel’s shampoo. It worked really well.
In the future, I’d definitely forego the snorkel, the 2 extra shirts, and the hard case for my over ear headphones. None of them were really necessary.
As for the bag, I did really like it. The materials are amazing, it looks nice, it was comfortable to carry, but I felt like it was almost too big.
The more I get into minimizing my things for travel, the less I want to lug around so much. It makes it too easy and convincing to pack too much because it just keeps having extra capacity.
It’s too big for a personal item as well. It could be squeezed, but you’d have zero leg room. I love the bag and I will keep it for when I intend to bring a little more (cold climate, specific gear needs, etc), on car trips, or when I’m okay using the overhead bin. I got it on a flash sale for $175 last year and I don’t regret it one bit.
Feel free to ask any questions or leave any comments below.
Packing List:
ACCESSORIES ***************
Bic Lighter Binder Clip Bottle Opener Keychain Cheap AAA Flashlight Duct Tape Extra Disposable Zip Top Quart Bag Fisher Space Pen Hero Clip Humangear Spork Lego Luggage Tag Metal Chopsticks Metal Straw with Silicone Mouthpiece Napkins Neck Gaiter Neodymium Magnet Nite Ize Locking S Carabiner (2) Number 36 Bank Line Papermate Pen Reusable Silicone Quart Bag Rite in the Rain Notebook Rubber Bands Sendero Handkerchief Snorkel Mask TSA Compliant Pen Scissors Utensil Holder Waterproof Phone Case w/ Lanyard Zip Ties
CLOTHING ***********
Astral Loyak Shoes Chubbies Hybrid Shorts/Swim Trunks Fresh Clean Threads Henley and V-Neck Tees (5) Grip 6 Belt Hanes Comfort Waist Boxer Briefs (7) Land's End Khaki Shorts Lululemon ABC Travel Pants Proper Cloth Chambray Long Sleeve Button Down Saxx Boxer Briefs Sendero Hat Smartwool No Show Socks Tipsy Elves Hawaiian Shirt (2) Warby Parker Sunglasses
DOPP KIT **********
Arm and Hammer Essentials Deodorant Cologne Atomizer Contact Lens Case Dove Soap Bar Matador Soap Bag Mini Purell Hand Sanitizer Reusable Silicone Bottles (2) Reusable Silicone Quart Bag Toothbrush Travel-Sized Crest Toothpaste
FIRST AID **********
Bandages / Boo Boo Kit Chapstick Fingernail Clippers Hearos Ear Plugs Ibuprofen Imodium Pepto Bismol Tums Tylenol
MAIN BACKPACK ******************
Matador SEG28 Backpack
MISSION CRITICAL ********************
Apple iPhone 15 Pro Apple Watch Ekster Wallet Leatherman Carabiner Orbitkey Passport Rovyvon Flashlight
PACKABLE BAGS ******************
Eddie Bauer Stowaway 20L Packable Backpack Packable Tote
PACKING CUBES ******************
Bagail Packing Cubes (2) Packing Cube Shoe Bag
POUCHES ***********
CLC Custom Leathercraft Multi-Purpose Clip-on Zippered Poly Bags (2)
SLING BAG ************
Aer City Sling 2
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TOWEL ********
Matador Packable Microfiber Beach Towel

I want to watch rain patter against the windows as we snuggle on the couch, warm and cozy together.
I want to whisper hopes, dreams, and secrets into the wee hours of the night.
I want to hold hands on long walks somewhere beautiful: a forest, a beach, a scenic neighborhood, take your pick.
I want to bake you deserts and hear you say, "Oh my god, that's so good."
I want to decorate the tree together for Christmas and feel like there's magic in the air when we turn the lights off.
I want us to proudly introduce one another to our families (if you're on good terms with yours).
I want us to be each other's first thought when we wake up from a scary dream.
I want us to look at each other and feel like the luckiest people alive.
I want us to be like peanut butter and chocolate: complete on our own, amazing together.

Who I am

I'm a 32-year-old Seattle man who values creativity, intelligence, and dedication. My personality can best be summed up as...

• I'm extremely passionate about the things and people that matter to me. If I'm fascinated by a topic, I can write about it for thousands of pages. If I value a person, picking them up at 3 AM from the airport is nothing.
• I'm an introvert and prioritize few but close relationships over many casual ones. An evening reading, cooking, or going on a walk is more fun to me than a night of clubbing. (Or all three! That sounds like a rad date with a partner.)
• I'm meticulous and detail-oriented. There are no facts too small or insignificant for me to overlook. If I was mugged by a man wearing mismatching socks, I'd probably observe afterwards that his outfit could be better coordinated. In the moment, I'd hand him a dummy wallet with a few bucks and expired credit cards, because I'm meticulous in practical ways too.
• I'm endlessly curious. I'm constantly learning and researching things. I can regale people with factoids from the practical to the esoteric. (Did you know that Kim Jong-Il once stole a bunch of giant German bunny rabbits?!) It is very rare that I find myself bored. The world is too interesting.
• I'm logically driven. I'm a facts first, feelings second person. (Although pragmatic enough to realize the world usually operates on feelings!) If you're a Star Trek fan, I always side with Spock over Bones when they argue.
• I don't consider myself competitive or aggressive. But I'm stubborn as a mule when I've decided something (or someone) is important to me.
• I'm a stable person not inclined to take risks. I can be counted on to follow through on commitments. Friends and partners have found me a dependable presence in their lives.
• I value wit and cleverness, particularly in unexpected places. I recently browsed a restaurant's website and chuckled when it said about children "Dining as a family is an art best practiced long before your reservation. For the communal sake of our dining room, please choose wisely."
• I have strong opinions and convictions. I respect strength in others. I define strength as remaining true to one's values despite external pressures. Some of my proudest moments are ones where I felt I did so.
• My sense of humor errs towards the droll, the dry, and the wry. (Which sounds rather like a baking recipe?) Occasional random things can make me laugh for minutes on end. If I were locked in lab for study, some of the observers' notes might read, "Subject appears to laugh randomly."
• My primary love language is quality time, followed by words of affirmation. Cooking and baking for someone is another favorite way of mine to express affection.

Some of my biggest interests include:

• Reading, creative writing, films, tabletop RPGs (all four frequently from the fantasy, sci fi, and horror genres), history, cooking and baking, spending time with cats, personal fitness, and researching whatever random topics grab my interest.
  
• The common thread that many of these interests share is learning and creative self-expression. One of my favorite authors, J.R.R. Tolkien, viewed creation as a divine act that allows us to imbue the best parts of themselves into our creative works. This is true for everthing I create, whether it's a batch of cookies or a chapter in a story. It will be meticulously researched, with high attention to accuracy and weaving little things together into a greater whole.
  
• I love learning new things, value partners who can expose me to new interests and experiences (and vice versa) while still sharing common ones. I value compatible personalities most of all, though. Sharing the same interests is moot if you drive each other crazy!
  

Physically, I'm 5'5", slender, Caucasian, brown-haired, brown-eyed, and have a short beard. I was once described by an acquaintance as "a handsome devil." Facetiously? Seriously? I choose to repost those words either way! Happy to share pictures upon request.

What I have to offer

In alphabetical order...

• Commitment: I'm good at organizing and persisting with long-term tasks and projects. I've been GMing my current RPG group for nine years and written 11,000 pages of fiction with them.
• Communication: I'm a direct but tactful communicator. I firmly believe that addressing issues promptly is the best way to resolve them.
• Conversation: I'm well-read on a variety of topics and capable of providing engaging conversation.
• Cooking: I'm an adept cook and baker. I'm capable of independently brainstorming and preparing multi-course delicious and healthy meals. Or sinfully decadent, as desired--in my favorite chef's words, "Fat is flavor!"
• Criticism: I take personal criticism well. I genuinely desire it. When I make an error, I want to know so that I can fix the error.
• Finances: I'm financially responsible and self-sufficient with excellent credit and zero debt.
• Health: I take good care of myself. I'm drug-free, STI-free, and exercise regularly. I don't smoke or drink. I'm conscientious about my nutritional intake. My grandfather lived until 94: I want to do that too!
• History: My reddit account has a long posting and comment history. You can peruse it to get a better sense of what I'm like outside of this ad.
• Housekeeping: I have multiple years' professional experience cleaning from a prior job. I can keep a tidy house.
• Learning: I'm passionate about learning new skills and interests, particularly ones that bring my partner joy. Do you love to ice skate? Carve wood? Study languages? Great, I'd love to learn!
• Research: I'm an extremely persistent and thorough researcher. I pride myself on being able to locate whatever someone's looking for.
• Writing: I have strong written communication skills. I can articulately and entertainingly express a range of ideas in personal, professional, and hobbyist contexts.
• Broadly, I'm highly organized, methodical, and attentive to detail. I can leverage these traits to benefit my partner in a variety of situations.
• I love lists, can you tell?

Who I seek

The biggest thing I look for in a partner is mutual respect. I prefer partners who...

• ...are verbally eloquent
• ...are curious about the world and love to learn
• ...are respectful towards others
• ...are reliable during times of crisis
• ...follow through on commitments, even when inconvenient
• ...have a firm moral compass, and can make others go, "What would [Person] do? That's probably the right thing," during tough situations
• ...take care of their body and value their health

I've also found fulfillment in relationships where the woman takes the lead. I'm happy to volunteer input and ideas, but I don't need to be the final decision-maker in the relationship (outside of areas we've agreed should be my call).
I'd love to see effort in your response. I've put effort into my ad. You don't need to match its word count (which is pretty darn long!). But something more substantive than, "Hi, I liked your ad!" is a marvelous way to kick things off between us.
Friendship?: I've gotten several (very sweet!) messages asking if I want to be platonic friends. Right now, my life is comfortably full between work, hobbies, and existing friendships. I'm saving my remaining time and effort--which will be a lot--for a relationship.

In Closing

If life is a journey, people are destinations. Maybe we'll be one another's dream homes. Maybe we'll be a lovely place to stay for a few years. Maybe we'll be ships passing in the night. My long-term goal is marrying a life partner.
I'm also young enough that I don't need such to happen in my next relationship. If it does, awesome--but right now, I'm primarily interested in meeting interesting people and seeing where things go.
Feel free to shoot me a line if you're interested in the same!