Iturbide was conferred with the positions of president of the Regency, honorary president of the Junta, generalissimo and admiral. The Junta called elections for the Constituent Congress that was installed on February 24, 1822, swearing to defend the principles of the Plan of Iguala, the Treaties of Córdoba and the fundamental bases of the constitution of the Empire which in summary established a moderate constitutional hereditary monarchy, representative government and the absolute separation of the executive, legislative and judicial powers. The moncarch was the executives, congress legislative and a Supreme Court the Judicial Power.
The Congress was conceived as bicameral because it provided for a mechanism for reviewing decisions, but the deputies decided to meet in a single assembly, altering the basis of their integration. Afterwards, they declared that national sovereignty resided in them and reserved the exercise of legislative power to themselves. It was the first coup d'état in Mexican history. The Congress, which was empowered only to establish a new Constitution, assumed supreme power. The congressmen did not want to create a constitution because, by approving it, they would have fulfilled their objective and would have had to give way to a permanent legislature. Instead, they wasted the sessions establishing commemoration dates and monuments to the insurgent figures. The problem of authority confronted Congress with Iturbide until they mutually accused each other of treason.
The hostility reached its peak when Spain ignored the Treaties of Córdoba on February 22, 1822, which the Americans learned a month later. The fact that Iturbide publicly exchanged letters with José Dávila, the Spanish commander of the fort of San Juan de Ulúa, to dissuade him from a counterrevolutionary movement, was used by the deputies to accuse him of inciting rebellion with the aim of being crowned. Later, without having the power to do so, they replaced the members of the Regency who were followers of Iturbide, leaving Isidro Yáñez, declared anti-iturbidist, and appointed the Count of Heras y Soto, Miguel Valentín, priest of Huamantla, and the former insurgent Nicolás Bravo. They sought to annul the Liberator. Several congressmen even proposed prohibiting the regents from having military command with the idea of ​​stripping Iturbide of his administrative position by making him renounce to the Regency. These episodes were read by society as an open threat.
The historian Timothy Anna has noted the fact that on March 27, Iturbide sent a questionnaire to local officials in the different districts of the country, among whose questions stands out a kind of referendum on the form of government that Mexicans should adopt: monarchy or republic. The responses overwhelmingly called for monarchical government. The lack of a monarch was a problem aggravated by the imperative need to have governability and control internally and before the world and legal certainty. An official letter from Iturbide addressed to the Supreme Council of Regency, dated, May 15, 1822, he explained it clearly: What is Mexico until now? Without a constitution, without an army, without a treasury, without a division of powers, without being recognized; with all its flanks exposed, without a navy, restless, insubordinate, abusing the freedom of the press and customs. The authorities are insulted, without judges and without magistrates. What is Mexico? Is this called a nation? On the night of May 18, 1822, the Celaya Regiment, led by its sergeant major Pío Marcha, left the barracks in Mexico City shouting “Long live Agustín I Emperor of Mexico!”
He arrived at Plateros Street accompanied by a crowd to urge the Liberator to assume the throne. Iturbide said and repeated at that moment that “Mexicans do not need me to command them,” but generals, regents, deputies and the president of Congress insisted due to public pressure. Iturbide got carried away. The buildings were fully illuminated, there were songs and merriment, and the church bells did not rest. In the early hours of May 19, the military commanders brought a petition to Congress so that the election of the emperor was considered urgent. Valentín Gómez Farías presented an initiative signed by 46 deputies requesting the coronation of the Liberator by general acclamation. It was said that this was not possible because the debate had to conclude with a vote. Iturbide himself requested that the decision be reverted or be ratified in the provincial councils. In the end, without any dissenting vote, he was named emperor. On the 21st, with 106 deputies present, Congress agreed to publish the election act of Iturbide and took the oath.
The validations soon arrived from both the provincial councils and the city councils. As Edmundo O'Gorman pointed out in The Novohispanic Political Survival, Iturbide's empire was nothing more than the attempt to provide the new nation with the being that concerned it in accordance with the traditionalist aspect of its historical possibility. In the Cathedral of Mexico, on Sunday, July 21, within the framework of a mass presided over by Juan Ruiz de Cabañas, the president of Congress crowned Iturbide and he crowned the empress. It was another day of euphoric shouts, bells, cannon salutes and pennants. Simón Bolívar congratulated Iturbide saying that no one else had a greater right to the throne than he.
The empire was formed to the north, with the union of New Mexico, Alta California, Texas, Atizona and Nuevo León, to the south with the voluntary annexation of Yucatán and Chiapas, the Internal Provinces and the Captaincy General of Guatemala, which included what Currently it is Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, Costa Rica and El Salvador, as well as parts of Belize. The North American Indian nations also voluntarily joined the imperial overlordship(See treaty between the Mexican Empire and the Comanche Nation for example). There was an empire with an emperor but the coffers were empty. The three-garant troops did not parade in uniform during their entry into Mexico City, but with clothes and shoes donated because they were half naked. The jewels that the emperors wore at their coronation, including the inlays on the crowns, were borrowed. The throne was made of concealed wood. There was no money for salaries, pensions or compensation. The mines were flooded and in ruins. Livestock and agriculture began their recovery. The war tax had been eliminated. Soldiers were paid in cigarettes. Forced loans were becoming more and more common. Added to the crisis of the public economy was the flight of Spanish capital.
Since November 1821 has part of regency, Iturbide tried to alleviate tension through the use of intangible goods: he distributed decorations and created the Order of Guadalupe. Another urgency was the replacement of the viceregal hearings with new courts to give effect to social order and legal protection. For this reason, Iturbide asked Congress to resolve the issues of finance and administration of justice by creating a Tax system and regulations for the Courts. But it was in vain. Ultimately, what most concerned Augustine I was the territorial ambition shown by the United States and the European powers. The Trigarante Army faced the invasion of Texas by North American forces, which took place, in October 1821, where the presidio of Bahía del Espíritu Santo wa taken, but were forced to withdraw by the army. To contain external enemies and for the persistence of civil authority, the emperor wanted an army of 35,000 well-equipped men, fortify the northern border, create a navy, agree on an alliance with the Cubans and open a transoceanic canal on the isthmus of Tehuantepec.
But the Congress that elected Iturbide spoke out against his government because, in addition to being a frivolous deputation, the majority was made up of Bourbonists, insurgents and Republicans was acting out of political revenge. They dedicated themselves to undermining the emperor; they voted that military command and executive power were incompatible; They denied him the power to sanction laws and abolished the the tax system recognized by the Spanish Constitution, but didn't created a replacement, in force as long as there was its own legislation; They assumed the right to appoint the members of the Supreme Court of Justice, which was the emperor's power according to the ordinances in force. Iturbide put into consideration the creation of a central bank for issuing paper money, the activation of mining and the establishment of military courts to restore order in the provinces; everything was rejected. Congress conspired around Freemasonic lodges and secret societies; those who directed the intrigues were foreigners such as the Colombian Miguel Santa María and the American Joel R. Poinsett, USA embassador. Some deputies handled the idea that Congress was sovereign, that the other powers belonged to them and must obey them, and that the emperor was only their delegate.
They ignored the Plan of Iguala and the Treaties of Córdoba, Servando Teresa de Mier Noriega y Guerra, representative of Nuevo León, informed the monarch that he didn't recognized him has Emperor. Finally, the deputies began to conspire to lead a mutiny, seize the Crown and proclaim the Republic. Augustin I responded by applying the law: he obtained written testimonies of the conspiracy and on August 26, 1822 he ordered the arrest of 66 deputies. He thought that in the face of overwhelming evidence of infamy, the rest of the deputies had nothing left but to condemn their colleagues, even if there were more conspirators who only sought to continue in dissimulation. However, Congress shamelessly requested the surrender of the detainees so that they could be judged them and began to meet to discuss the immunity of the deputies in relation to their opinions. Brigadier General Felipe de la Garza, commander of Nuevo Santander, mutinied, speaking out in favor of the detained deputies, but due to the lack of support he ended up being taken prisoner and accused of treason; However, the Emperor not only spared his life but also restored him to command. De la Garza was the one who arrested and executed Iturbide.
The Executive released the majority of the deputies under conditional release, government surveillance or absolute freedom; only a few remained in prison. He also expelled Santa María from the country, who remained in Veracruz under the protection of Antonio López de Santa Anna, who held a grudge against the Liberator because, having adhered to the Plan of Iguala, he assaulted the port of Veracruz and promised that his defenders would be dragged away begging for compassion, but the Veracruz people resisted and They only handed over the plaza when Iturbide relieved López de Santa Anna of command. Augustine I realized Santa Anna's ambition when, from the moment of his coronation, he tried to make his sister, Princess María Nicolasa of Iturbide y Arámburu, 60 years old, fall in love with him.
On October 31, the emperor finally decided to dissolve the Congress for reasons of state. In their place he appointed a National Instituting Board made up of former deputies, this board acted has legislative and were making rules for the election of a new Congress. He was once again cheered as the Liberator of the political impasse, but fate led him to experience the true dimension of the atmosphere of disloyalty of the Mexican political class. Brigadier Santa Anna behaved arbitrarily and perversely, he stole property and ignored the bombeers of the port of the fort of San Juan de Ulúa.
The accusation was leveled against Santa Anna and Agustín I went to Jalapa to deal with it. They say that he was standing at a meeting when Santa Anna arrived and was denied passage. After a the long wait, he sat down and was reprimanded for sitting in the presence of the monarch. Santa Anna left the ranch in a rage and upon returning he was stripped of his command and received the order to report to Mexico; He not only disobeyed, but he rode to Veracruz before his deposition was publicaly known and rose up requesting the Republic. He handed over the leadership of the movement to the fugitive Guadalupe Victoria and reserved military command for himself. He wanted to take Jalapa and was beaten.
To appease the riot, the Emperor turned to the military man he trusted most, the Marshal Echávarri, whom he valued so highly that he had promised to marry him to the eldest of his daughters. Echávarri advanced with 2,000 men, a force far superior to that of Santa Arnna, but strangely established a camp outside the walls of Veracruz. Agustín I realized the perfidy before but due of his trust for Echávarri only send him a letter asking for a explanation for his actions, meanwhile Echávarri and the generals Negrete, a close friend of Iturbide, José Lobato and Luis Cortázar took the time to sign the Casa Mata Plan on February 1, 1823 in which they requested a new Constituent Congress. Another thing unkown to Iturbide at time was that Echávarri and Pedro Celestino Joseph Negrete y Falla were hidden Bourbonist like their actions in 1827 would show when they were discovered has a part of a conspiracy to reinstaurate the Bourbons in Mexico. The three guarantees were the work of the Trigarante Army and this was pulverized. Under this scenario, the emperor did not want to fight the insurrection despite his prestige among the military. Still on February 22, 1823, the Provisional Political Regulations of the Mexican Empire were approved, but it was an anecdotal document.
On March 4, Iturbide, as the last act of his government, reestablished the Constituent Congress to be able to abdicate before an authority, which he did on the night of March 19 through the Minister of Justice Juan Gómez de Navarrete, and formally to thenext day with the Minister Francisco de Paula y Álvarez. The justification was simple: “I admitted the Crown with extreme repugnance, only to serve the country; But since I realized that its preservation could serve, if not as a cause, at least as a pretext, for an internal war, I decided to leave it. He also promised to expatriate himself. Then on 29th March 1823, the man who was no longer Mexican emperor, addressed Congress with a manifesto: May this abdication contribute to your happiness! Today Congress is the first authority. It is up to you to give direction to the movements of the people. If this body achieves a good success for its desires without shedding the blood of its fellow citizens, if united around a common center it puts an end to discord and internal divisions, if it governs by wise laws formed on solid bases, the people will be assured his rights and will work to increase the sources of public wealth if he is not agitated by political dissensions. If the nation is protected by a government that does not overburden it with taxes and does not hinder industry, the people will become an opulent people. If the strong Mexican nation, with the prosperity of its children, finally rises to the rank it should occupy among nations, I will be the first to admire the wisdom of the congress, I will rejoice in the happiness of my country and I will descend contentedly to the grave. All this happened before Santa Anna and Echeverri reached Mexico city with their army.
Having accepted misfortune Iturbide vacated the Moneada Palace and went to Tacubaya, from where he left with his family on March 30, 1823. As in different periods of his life, the mules from his cart were unhitched and thrown by the people to move the cart themselves. After that, the journey was long because there was an order to bypass the towns to avoid demonstrations of affection for the Liberator. He was held incommunicated. During the march his campaign printing press was confiscated. Commanding the escort was Nicolás Bravo, who discovered and confronted a plan to assassinate Iturbide on the outskirts of Jalapa. On April 21, in the town of Apam, the man from Valladolid asked that, for health reasons, his 85-year-old father and his sister be escorted back to Mexico City. In the port of Veracruz he endured two affronts without complaint: Bravo ordered customs to search his luggage looking for a imaginary fortune that he intended to steal, a review that was suspended when the guards smashed a Talavera crockery, and Guadalupe Victoria limited the number of passengers on the ship as a form of extortion, an order that he later canceled. Before leaving, he learned of the decrees of April 8, which declared his coronation to be the result of violence and null and void, and all acts of his government illegal, as well as the form of government proposed in the Plan of Iguala to be non-existent. The Treaties of Córdoba and the Constitutional Bases; and on April 16, which gave the status of traitor to anyone who recognized Iturbide as emperor, even if it just was with uttering “Long live Iturbide".

Here is one that I thought would be fun to share.
The bread and butter of uni life, at least the studying part. If you took good ones, coursemate's would come to you like bees around honey, if not you had to do the round asking for a peek at your coursemates'... Or maybe you didn't take any at all and just looked at your coursemates' by default. Regardless, passing an exam required you to study them in some form.
Uni notes.
Once the common currency of my day to day, like cigarettes in a prison, now simply 20kg to move with me to all places. I'm looking to downsize, and I am in the process of selecting juicy candidates to send on a trip to belize.
3 years out of uni, I still haven't looked at them, in any way shape or form. During my placement I didn't look at them. During the years following where I was working a job which was also directly related to the course, I didn't look at them. And now that I have started working on something else entirely, I've got even less reason to feel curious. Seems like an easy decision, right? Bin them.
The thing is, those notes are all I have to show, and a Diploma, for 4 years of hard work. Those notes are the only proof I have that I have done anything at all. Those notes cost me £36000.
So, what have you done with your uni notes, and should I bin mine? I could send them to my home in Portugal for £30 where they are just going to be gathering dust, my dad can't read english and my dog isn't interested in engineering, is it even worth it?. Help me.
TL:DR: Finished uni, have no use for all my uni notes and they are just taking up space. Should I bin them or send them to my home in Portugal to gather dust?

First time we’ve done NCL. My wife thought the promo sounded too good to pass up. Kids travel free (we have a 4yo) and I think 2nd person was half price. She chatted so much with the agent we got 6 specialty dining meals and the drinks package added for 200$. Also this was the first & last time I’ll ever let a cruise line book my flight.
Embarkation, we landed in Miami at 2:30 and got to the terminal around 3. It was empty which was awesome! Blew thru all the checkin process in no time. They did want another Covid test on jr so that was 20 min. Ship left at 6 and we were in our stateroom by 4:15.
Ship - really nice, not amazing but nice. Stateroom was small. I’m used to a nice balcony on royal carib and this was the size of my master bath.
Food - semi shit show.. Moderna churasca is a Brazilian steak house. Staff was great but the food was just meh. Very very fatty meats and they would give more then 1 slice per visit. La cucina - waiter explained they were short staffed and he would do his best. He was awesome. Food however was Olive Garden level. Le bistro - again great staff but the food was meh. Cagney steak house - wow fantastic ! Staff amazing, food was phenomenal. My wife wolfed down her surf & turf in 30 seconds and the maitre d asked if she was still hungry. Brought her another serving. They had jrs pizza out in no time and for dessert 4 scoops of ice cream. I mean these people were great ! Ocean blue was nice but all guests were 70+, food was good. The noodle bar we left after sitting for 20 min and not being acknowledged. Also the stench of cigarettes is really strong on the casino deck
Teppenyaki was not nearly as good as my local hibachi place and staff weren’t so great.
Buffet was the bomb ! My wife and sons favorite thing.
Main dining room - screw all specialty dining and just go here. Food was perfect every meal. Staff nothing short of stellar.
Ports - really nice. Roatan we had booked Daniel Johnson’s animal refuge. Our guide from the port was this awesome young lady who ended up being our tour guide nearly The Whole day. My wife forgot to pack a swimsuit and wanted a hat for jr. After going to See the monkeys at the refuge she took us to the local mall and hung with my wife while she shopped. Was great, she also gave us a nice drive around the island and of course I tipped her super well. I’m now FB friends with her. Belize/harvest caye is NCLs private island. Was fantastic. Nice water park for kids, great beaches and a giant fun pool. Aside from sunburn we had a great time. Costa maya we just walked around the port and spent the day on the empty ship. Nice ! Cozumel - booked an excursion to Playa Mia. A nice little resort. They picked us up at the port and a 15 min bus ride had us there. Great buffet and super awesome staff. Kept my soda refilled and the attendant actually kept others from setting up near me. I chose a distant area with nobody else for 75ft for quietness. Sure enuf the “noisy family” chose the lounger right next to me (with literally 200 empty ones to choose from) the attendant bounces right over and said this area was reserved and helped them move away. Tipped him well also for looking out for me. I’d recommend Playa Mia to everyone.
Sea days weren’t great. The ship was about 80% capacity and I’d go out on deck around 7 am to try and claim a chair. Nope, staff would say it’s too early. Unless you sat in front of a chair until 9 am you weren’t getting shit. My wife however would walk to empty lounges that just had sandals at the foot and take it over. Was never an issue. We only,spent 2 hours ish tho before jr got bored of the splash pad and wanted to do something else
Splash academy is for 4yo to 6 yo I think. Staff was great but there’s not much to do. Some Lego and a PlayStation. He got bored after 2 nights of an hour each.
Bars were a mix, the poolside bars had awesome staff. The others not so much. Drinks overall were so weak it was funny. My son thought my mudslide was a vanilla shake and down it all in 2 slurps. I don’t think there was any alcohol in it at all. My wife was trying every possible cocktail and most were ok but she never got a slight buzz.
Leaving the ship was smooth and the kept the lines moving very well. We had no checked baggage so it was a nice walk off.
However the asshats at NCL booked our return flight at 9:30 pm! So we had 12 hours to kill in Miami. Rented a Tesla and drove up to boca and palm beach to see friends. For people that didn’t have that option I could see that being a shitshow.
Overall we had a nice trip but I do t think I’d do NCL again. Royal Carib is just another level above. We used to do carnival twice a year since the port was a 40 min drive and we’d go last minute to save $. Next up is princess in sept to Alaska.
Feel free to ask away !

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Apparel Clothing,Textile - Apparel Footwear & Accessories,Textile Industrial,Textile Manufacturing,Thermal Coal,Tobacco,Tobacco Products, Other,Tools & Accessories,Travel Services,Trucking,Trucks & Other Vehicles,Uranium,Utilities - Diversified,Utilities - Independent Power Producers,Utilities - Regulated Electric,Utilities - Regulated Gas,Utilities - Regulated Water,Utilities - Renewable,Waste Management,Water Utilities,Wireless Communications}] [-e {USA,Argentina,Austria,Australia,Belgium,Brazil,Canada,Chile,China,Czech-Republic,Denmark,Egypt,Estonia,Europe,Finland,France,Germany,Greece,Hong-Kong,Hungary,Iceland,India,Indonesia,Ireland,Israel,Italy,Japan,Latvia,Lithuania,Malaysia,Mexico,Netherlands,New-Zealand,Norway,Portugal,Qatar,Russia,Singapore,South-Africa,South-Korea,Spain,Saudi-Arabia,Sweden,Switzerland,Taiwan,Thailand,Turkey,United-Kingdom,Venezuela}] [-h] [--export EXPORT] Show companies matching the search query. optional arguments: -q QUERY, --query QUERY The search term used to find company tickers. (default: ) -l LIMIT, --limit LIMIT Enter the number of Equities you wish to see in the table window. (default: 0) -c {Afghanistan,Anguilla,Argentina,Australia,Austria,Azerbaijan,Bahamas,Bangladesh,Barbados,Belgium,Belize,Bermuda,Botswana,Brazil,British Virgin Islands,Cambodia,Canada,Cayman Islands,Chile,China,Colombia,Costa Rica,Cyprus,Czech Republic,Denmark,Dominican Republic,Egypt,Estonia,Falkland Islands,Finland,France,French Guiana,Gabon,Georgia,Germany,Ghana,Gibraltar,Greece,Greenland,Guernsey,Hong Kong,Hungary,Iceland,India,Indonesia,Ireland,Isle of Man,Israel,Italy,Ivory Coast,Japan,Jersey,Jordan,Kazakhstan,Kyrgyzstan,Latvia,Liechtenstein,Lithuania,Luxembourg,Macau,Macedonia,Malaysia,Malta,Mauritius,Mexico,Monaco,Mongolia,Montenegro,Morocco,Mozambique,Myanmar,Namibia,Netherlands,Netherlands Antilles,New Zealand,Nigeria,Norway,Panama,Papua New Guinea,Peru,Philippines,Poland,Portugal,Qatar,Reunion,Romania,Russia,Saudi Arabia,Senegal,Singapore,Slovakia,Slovenia,South Africa,South Korea,Spain,Suriname,Sweden,Switzerland,Taiwan,Tanzania,Thailand,Turkey,Ukraine,United Arab Emirates,United Kingdom,United States,Uruguay,Vietnam,Zambia}, --country {Afghanistan,Anguilla,Argentina,Australia,Austria,Azerbaijan,Bahamas,Bangladesh,Barbados,Belgium,Belize,Bermuda,Botswana,Brazil,British Virgin Islands,Cambodia,Canada,Cayman Islands,Chile,China,Colombia,Costa Rica,Cyprus,Czech Republic,Denmark,Dominican Republic,Egypt,Estonia,Falkland Islands,Finland,France,French Guiana,Gabon,Georgia,Germany,Ghana,Gibraltar,Greece,Greenland,Guernsey,Hong Kong,Hungary,Iceland,India,Indonesia,Ireland,Isle of Man,Israel,Italy,Ivory Coast,Japan,Jersey,Jordan,Kazakhstan,Kyrgyzstan,Latvia,Liechtenstein,Lithuania,Luxembourg,Macau,Macedonia,Malaysia,Malta,Mauritius,Mexico,Monaco,Mongolia,Montenegro,Morocco,Mozambique,Myanmar,Namibia,Netherlands,Netherlands Antilles,New Zealand,Nigeria,Norway,Panama,Papua New Guinea,Peru,Philippines,Poland,Portugal,Qatar,Reunion,Romania,Russia,Saudi Arabia,Senegal,Singapore,Slovakia,Slovenia,South Africa,South Korea,Spain,Suriname,Sweden,Switzerland,Taiwan,Tanzania,Thailand,Turkey,Ukraine,United Arab Emirates,United Kingdom,United States,Uruguay,Vietnam,Zambia} Search by country to find stocks matching the criteria. (default: ) -s {,Basic Materials,Communication Services,Conglomerates,Consumer Cyclical,Consumer Defensive,Consumer Goods,Energy,Financial,Financial Services,Healthcare,Industrial Goods,Industrials,Real Estate,Services,Technology,Utilities}, --sector {,Basic Materials,Communication Services,Conglomerates,Consumer Cyclical,Consumer Defensive,Consumer Goods,Energy,Financial,Financial Services,Healthcare,Industrial Goods,Industrials,Real Estate,Services,Technology,Utilities} Search by sector to find stocks matching the criteria. (default: ) -i {,Advertising Agencies,Aerospace & Defense,Aerospace Defense - Major Diversified,Aerospace Defense Products & Services,Agricultural Chemicals,Agricultural Inputs,Air Delivery & Freight Services,Airlines,Airports & Air Services,Aluminum,Apparel Manufacturing,Apparel Retail,Apparel Stores,Asset Management,Auto & Truck Dealerships,Auto Dealerships,Auto Manufacturers,Auto Manufacturers - Major,Auto Parts,Banks - Diversified,Banks - Regional,Beverages - Brewers,Beverages - Non-Alcoholic,Beverages - Soft Drinks,Beverages - Wineries & Distilleries,Beverages - Wineries & Distillers,Biotechnology,Broadcasting,Broadcasting - TV,Building Materials,Building Products & Equipment,Business Equipment,Business Equipment & Supplies,Business Services,Business Software & Services,Capital Markets,Chemicals,Chemicals - Major Diversified,Cigarettes,Closed-End Fund - Equity,Coking Coal,Communication Equipment,Computer Based Systems,Computer Hardware,Confectioners,Conglomerates,Consulting Services,Consumer Electronics,Copper,Credit Services,Department Stores,Diagnostics & Research,Discount Stores,Discount, Variety Stores,Diversified Computer Systems,Diversified Electronics,Diversified Investments,Diversified Machinery,Diversified Utilities,Drug Manufacturers - General,Drug Manufacturers - Major,Drug Manufacturers - Other,Drug Manufacturers - Specialty & Generic,Drugs - Generic,Education & Training Services,Electric Utilities,Electrical Equipment & Parts,Electronic Components,Electronic Equipment,Electronic Gaming & Multimedia,Electronics & Computer Distribution,Electronics Wholesale,Engineering & Construction,Entertainment,Entertainment - Diversified,Farm & Construction Machinery,Farm & Heavy Construction Machinery,Farm Products,Financial Conglomerates,Financial Data & Stock Exchanges,Food - Major Diversified,Food Distribution,Food Wholesale,Footwear & Accessories,Furnishings, Fixtures & Appliances,Gambling,Gaming Activities,General Building Materials,General Contractors,Gold,Grocery Stores,Health Care Plans,Health Information Services,Healthcare Information Services,Healthcare Plans,Heavy Construction,Home Furnishings & Fixtures,Home Improvement Retail,Hospitals,Household & Personal Products,Independent Oil & Gas,Industrial Distribution,Industrial Equipment Wholesale,Industrial Metals & Minerals,Information Technology Services,Infrastructure Operations,Insurance - 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Newspapers,REIT - Diversified,REIT - Healthcare Facilities,REIT - Hotel & Motel,REIT - Industrial,REIT - Mortgage,REIT - Office,REIT - Residential,REIT - Retail,REIT - Specialty,Railroads,Real Estate - Development,Real Estate - Diversified,Real Estate Development,Real Estate Services,Recreational Goods, Other,Recreational Vehicles,Regional - Mid-Atlantic Banks,Rental & Leasing Services,Research Services,Residential Construction,Resorts & Casinos,Restaurants,Rubber & Plastics,Scientific & Technical Instruments,Security & Protection Services,Security Software & Services,Semiconductor - Broad Line,Semiconductor Equipment & Materials,Semiconductor- Memory Chips,Semiconductors,Shell Companies,Shipping,Silver,Software - Application,Software - Infrastructure,Solar,Specialized Health Services,Specialty Business Services,Specialty Chemicals,Specialty Industrial Machinery,Specialty Retail,Specialty Retail, Other,Staffing & Employment Services,Staffing & Outsourcing Services,Steel,Steel & Iron,Technical & System Software,Telecom Services,Textile - Apparel Clothing,Textile - Apparel Footwear & Accessories,Textile Industrial,Textile Manufacturing,Thermal Coal,Tobacco,Tobacco Products, Other,Tools & Accessories,Travel Services,Trucking,Trucks & Other Vehicles,Uranium,Utilities - Diversified,Utilities - Independent Power Producers,Utilities - Regulated Electric,Utilities - Regulated Gas,Utilities - Regulated Water,Utilities - Renewable,Waste Management,Water Utilities,Wireless Communications}, --industry {,Advertising Agencies,Aerospace & Defense,Aerospace Defense - Major Diversified,Aerospace Defense Products & Services,Agricultural Chemicals,Agricultural Inputs,Air Delivery & Freight Services,Airlines,Airports & Air Services,Aluminum,Apparel Manufacturing,Apparel Retail,Apparel Stores,Asset Management,Auto & Truck Dealerships,Auto Dealerships,Auto Manufacturers,Auto Manufacturers - Major,Auto Parts,Banks - Diversified,Banks - Regional,Beverages - Brewers,Beverages - Non-Alcoholic,Beverages - Soft Drinks,Beverages - Wineries & Distilleries,Beverages - 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Diversified,Farm & Construction Machinery,Farm & Heavy Construction Machinery,Farm Products,Financial Conglomerates,Financial Data & Stock Exchanges,Food - Major Diversified,Food Distribution,Food Wholesale,Footwear & Accessories,Furnishings, Fixtures & Appliances,Gambling,Gaming Activities,General Building Materials,General Contractors,Gold,Grocery Stores,Health Care Plans,Health Information Services,Healthcare Information Services,Healthcare Plans,Heavy Construction,Home Furnishings & Fixtures,Home Improvement Retail,Hospitals,Household & Personal Products,Independent Oil & Gas,Industrial Distribution,Industrial Equipment Wholesale,Industrial Metals & Minerals,Information Technology Services,Infrastructure Operations,Insurance - Diversified,Insurance - Life,Insurance - Property & Casualty,Insurance - Reinsurance,Insurance - Specialty,Insurance Brokers,Integrated Freight & Logistics,Internet Content & Information,Internet Information Providers,Internet Retail,Internet Service Providers,Internet Software & Services,Investment Brokerage - National,Jewelry Stores,Leisure,Life Insurance,Lodging,Long Distance Carriers,Lumber & Wood Production,Lumber, Wood Production,Luxury Goods,Machine Tools & Accessories,Major Airlines,Major Integrated Oil & Gas,Marine Shipping,Marketing Services,Medical Appliances & Equipment,Medical Care Facilities,Medical Devices,Medical Distribution,Medical Instruments & Supplies,Medical Laboratories & Research,Metal Fabrication,Money Center Banks,Mortgage Finance,Mortgage Investment,Multimedia & Graphics Software,Networking & Communication Devices,Nonmetallic Mineral Mining,Oil & Gas Drilling,Oil & Gas Drilling & Exploration,Oil & Gas E&P,Oil & Gas Equipment & Services,Oil & Gas Integrated,Oil & Gas Midstream,Oil & Gas Pipelines,Oil & Gas Refining & Marketing,Other Industrial Metals & Mining,Other Precious Metals & Mining,Packaged Foods,Packaging & Containers,Paper & Paper Products,Personal Products,Personal Services,Pharmaceutical Retailers,Pollution & Treatment Controls,Printed Circuit Boards,Processed & Packaged Goods,Property & Casualty Insurance,Property Management,Publishing,Publishing - Newspapers,REIT - Diversified,REIT - Healthcare Facilities,REIT - Hotel & Motel,REIT - Industrial,REIT - Mortgage,REIT - Office,REIT - Residential,REIT - Retail,REIT - Specialty,Railroads,Real Estate - Development,Real Estate - Diversified,Real Estate Development,Real Estate Services,Recreational Goods, Other,Recreational Vehicles,Regional - Mid-Atlantic Banks,Rental & Leasing Services,Research Services,Residential Construction,Resorts & Casinos,Restaurants,Rubber & Plastics,Scientific & Technical Instruments,Security & Protection Services,Security Software & Services,Semiconductor - Broad Line,Semiconductor Equipment & Materials,Semiconductor- Memory Chips,Semiconductors,Shell Companies,Shipping,Silver,Software - Application,Software - Infrastructure,Solar,Specialized Health Services,Specialty Business Services,Specialty Chemicals,Specialty Industrial Machinery,Specialty Retail,Specialty Retail, Other,Staffing & Employment Services,Staffing & Outsourcing Services,Steel,Steel & Iron,Technical & System Software,Telecom Services,Textile - Apparel Clothing,Textile - Apparel Footwear & Accessories,Textile Industrial,Textile Manufacturing,Thermal Coal,Tobacco,Tobacco Products, Other,Tools & Accessories,Travel Services,Trucking,Trucks & Other Vehicles,Uranium,Utilities - Diversified,Utilities - Independent Power Producers,Utilities - Regulated Electric,Utilities - Regulated Gas,Utilities - Regulated Water,Utilities - Renewable,Waste Management,Water Utilities,Wireless Communications} Search by industry to find stocks matching the criteria. (default: ) -e {USA,Argentina,Austria,Australia,Belgium,Brazil,Canada,Chile,China,Czech-Republic,Denmark,Egypt,Estonia,Europe,Finland,France,Germany,Greece,Hong-Kong,Hungary,Iceland,India,Indonesia,Ireland,Israel,Italy,Japan,Latvia,Lithuania,Malaysia,Mexico,Netherlands,New-Zealand,Norway,Portugal,Qatar,Russia,Singapore,South-Africa,South-Korea,Spain,Saudi-Arabia,Sweden,Switzerland,Taiwan,Thailand,Turkey,United-Kingdom,Venezuela}, --exchange {USA,Argentina,Austria,Australia,Belgium,Brazil,Canada,Chile,China,Czech-Republic,Denmark,Egypt,Estonia,Europe,Finland,France,Germany,Greece,Hong-Kong,Hungary,Iceland,India,Indonesia,Ireland,Israel,Italy,Japan,Latvia,Lithuania,Malaysia,Mexico,Netherlands,New-Zealand,Norway,Portugal,Qatar,Russia,Singapore,South-Africa,South-Korea,Spain,Saudi-Arabia,Sweden,Switzerland,Taiwan,Thailand,Turkey,United-Kingdom,Venezuela} Search by a specific exchange country to find stocks matching the criteria. (default: ) -h, --help show this help message (default: False) --export EXPORT Export raw data into csv, json, xlsx (default: ) 

2022 Apr 04, 00:11 (🦋) /stocks/ $ search -c Canada -i Uranium -e Canada --export xlsx Companies found Canada exchange in Canada within Uranium ┏━━━━━━━━┳━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┳━━━━━━━━━┳━━━━━━━━┳━━━━━━━━━━┳━━━━━━━━━━┓ ┃ ┃ Name ┃ Country ┃ Sector ┃ Industry ┃ Exchange ┃ ┡━━━━━━━━╇━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━╇━━━━━━━━━╇━━━━━━━━╇━━━━━━━━━━╇━━━━━━━━━━┩ │ AAZ.V │ Azincourt Energy Corp. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ AEC.V │ Anfield Energy Inc. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ AL.V │ ALX Resources Corp. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ API.CN │ Appia Energy Corp. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ AZZ.TO │ Azarga Uranium Corp. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ BSK.V │ Blue Sky Uranium Corp. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ CCO.TO │ Cameco Corporation │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ DML.TO │ Denison Mines Corp. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ EU.V │ enCore Energy Corp. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ FCU.TO │ Fission Uranium Corp. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ FIND.V │ Baselode Energy Corp. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ FUU.V │ Fission 3.0 Corp. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ GXU.V │ GoviEx Uranium Inc. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ ISO.V │ IsoEnergy Ltd. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ MGA.TO │ Mega Uranium Ltd. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ NXE.TO │ NexGen Energy Ltd. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ PLU.V │ Plateau Energy Metals Inc. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ PTU.V │ Purepoint Uranium Group Inc. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ REL.V │ Roughrider Exploration Limited │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ STND.V │ Standard Uranium Ltd. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ U.TO │ Uranium Participation Corporation │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ URC.V │ Uranium Royalty Corp. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ UVN.V │ Uravan Minerals Inc. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ VO.V │ ValOre Metals Corp. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ VUI.V │ Virginia Energy Resources Inc. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ ├────────┼───────────────────────────────────┼─────────┼────────┼──────────┼──────────┤ │ WUC.CN │ Western Uranium & Vanadium Corp. │ Canada │ Energy │ Uranium │ Canada │ └────────┴───────────────────────────────────┴─────────┴────────┴──────────┴──────────┘ Saved file: /Users/danglewood/GitHub/OpenBBTerminal/exports/20220403_211213_stocks_search.xlsx 

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Doug Jensen was a young man making his way in New York and becoming famous among a certain category of educated readers. I was introduced to Doug and Katherine Miller by my friend at the time, John Kearnish, but I never became part of the circle around Doug and the woman they both loved.
I wasn't invited to participate in John's friendship with Doug, nor did I share the secrets of their common infatuation with Katherine Miller, and I felt somewhat jealous, though I didn't care to spend evenings with Katherine and her circle. They’d get high on the hard stuff, which made them talk nonsense for hours, laughing too much. I happened to get high, on occasion, but not like them.
These young people were too young and too rich for me and John. Approaching forty, I was finally getting a full-time job teaching in the New York public university system. My friend John was a salesperson in one of the last second-hand bookstores of the city. He could not make more than the minimum wage, had a bleak future in this dead-end job, and he was pushing forty-two. However, John had an amazing intellect, and a rare attitude: regular book-lovers and also grad students—and who knows if assistant professors at Columbia U. or New York University were not also among those who lined up to solicit his attention to their particular issue and tap into his generosity of mind? John had no problem attending to your topic for as long as it took if you cared to stand while he sat on the lower echelons of his ladder. He’d give you keen insight, key references, as he did to me when I thought about a thesis, and for free. You didn’t even have to buy the second-hand masterpiece he was selling you.
Katherine and Doug had walked together into the bookstore on 82nd St. and Broadway when John happened to deliver one of his all-encompassing speeches and he’d dazzled both with his encyclopedic knowledge. Thin, very white, loosely elegant, and very delicate, Katherine Miller had this deep masculine voice and the discreet assurance that accompanies someone born in the gentry. The fact that she was only nineteen did not seem to interfere. She did not have to say much to nail him to the floor. American John was in awe of everything British. The problem, which he was later to discover: Katherine Miller was the daughter of a diplomat destined to return to England with his family. She was already the fiancée of a future diplomat who’d been waiting for too long in London. As for Doug, he clearly was on his way to riches…
The few times I saw him, Doug struck me as a very intelligent twenty-year-old tired to death of the protected, unconcerned, and conservative environment he came from. He amazed everyone with his radical way of living like a tramp, of denying himself basic comforts (except when it came to eating, drinking, or getting high), and of saying "no" to everything while being productive, talented, and financially independent. Doug published articles in national journals about events in Belize, Iraq, or Tibet, where he had not set foot. It seemed to me that Doug offered John the precocious image of what he might have been if he had been someone.
John liked so much to surround himself with youth it was embarrassing. He was afraid of growing old and thinking of reviving in Doug's company his own fruitless, unproductive youth. All these years of arduous and persistent study in the sciences and the Humanities had produced nothing. There had been a time when John was brilliant enough to be accepted at Brown University on a full scholarship. It had all gone down the drain since.
John was seduced by Doug's intelligence. Doug was even more excessive in his rejection of the world that past generations have bequeathed to us. John began to seek Doug's company assiduously when he understood that he was going to lose Katherine. For a young adventurous woman like her, it had been a lot of fun to bum around New York in the company of promising writers and failed thinkers, but it was time to return home and get serious. One phone call from her diplomatic daddy must have clinched the decision.
I will not dwell on the attractions of Katherine, whose dubious behavior regarding my friend remains an enigma to me. Doug was a close friend of Katherine, but not her lover. Not like John, who’d lived with one woman in the West Village for the last ten years and loved another.
They went regularly to The National, a dive, cutthroat bar on Avenue A and 10th Street. Literally ensconced in layers of dirt, the walls vibrated with the deafening sound of Grunge, Metal, and the first invasion of Rap. After a few drinks, the tin ceiling felt to me like it was oozing sweat, tears, and pain. But once you walked beyond the bar, there was a pleasant garden offering quite a different atmosphere. Spaced out in the gravel, pretty wrought iron tables formed rows of white spots in the darkness; and in the far corners, behind tall vases from which grew gorgeous plants, you could see reclining silhouettes and hear their laughter. No one seemed to keep watch over this garden surrounded by high walls lined with ivy and flowers. The garden had an air of exclusivity, you had to be in the know.
You couldn't see the stars at night because they're hard to see in Manhattan, but you could feel a shiver when the night fell at dusk. I didn’t go there more than a couple of times, but I do remember smoking hashish and drinking French Millesime wine. A bottle of Armagnac was shared around the table. At one end sat John, Katherine, and Doug (in this order). The latter was very close to her, they looked like intimate friends, as much if not more than John and her.
Doug was genuinely in adoration of Katherine who still did not impress me. She was the queen of this cénacle, where I don't remember anything significant being said. We had a good time, laughed our hearts out. Everyone enjoyed the mellow tone, the softened echoes of the music inside, and you could say the craziest thing without anyone remembering the next morning. Alone with himself, at the height of his high, John was still trying to say things that made sense, he was building systems of thoughts and taking urgent political positions. We all smiled an ecstatic smile at his expense because no one gave a damn. Poor John! Cigars, joints, and flasks of exquisite liquors, a Rémy Martin cognac, a box of Belgian chocolates circulated between the tables. There were flowers, perfumes, a cake... These evenings were well organized. People came prepared. Nobody listened to John, who, as happened more often, was too busy talking to notice. Doug drank and smoked more than everyone else, then he talked as much if not more than John, who was no longer the center of the conversation. Katherine had ears only for Doug, who brought her joy, while John's words brought her tears. Doug was not trying to establish complicated arguments. He spoke about music, and foreign countries where everyone dreams of going.
Then, before John left without saying goodbye, just before he returned to his mother's house on Rhode Island and disappeared there—a few days before, something terrible happened to Doug, something which I cannot wrap my mind around. And it affected John, changed his life, broke him, and put the last nail in the coffin of his great expectations.
Doug also suffered from Katherine's imminent departure for England, as much and perhaps more than John. They must have sympathized and mourned together at The National, where they drank and smoked heavily. I was not there but rumor has it that this time a pipe of crack circulated between the tables. Doug smoked, maybe not John; less John than Doug—or else John had a thicker skin. Anyway, on the way back Doug felt bad. He recovered after they smoked more weed and drank a fine California wine—this, according to John, who in the morning recounted the details to Ingrid Otlaf, the woman he’d been living with for the last ten years.
It so happened that we had become confidants in our common concerns and worries about John. Ingrid was a no-nonsense grown woman who took charge and worked for more than just herself.
Here is what I know. At around 2:30 a.m., John leaves Doug’s company to go home; he lies down next to Ingrid at around 3 a.m. Later, something happens in him because, around 5 am John wakes up without waking Ingrid (who nevertheless opens an eye), gets dressed on the sly, and takes the opposite route, the one that brings him back to Doug’s. There's over a city mile between Waverly Place and East Broadway, it's not around the corner. How does he get into Doug's? He knows the door to the building isn't locked, it's one of the last run-down buildings of the Lower East Side, all covered in graffiti, crumbling inside and out. As for the door to Doug's apartment, Doug couldn't think of closing it after John had left his house at 2:30 a.m. Doug is in no state of mind, no state at all, I believe, to close anything. When he returns to the apartment at 5:45 a.m., John knows the door will be open.
Otherwise, how to explain that he is invaded by a feeling of remorse strong enough to bring him back to Doug on the dawn of a night of debauchery? To me, Ingrid will say during the day: “John told me how he found Doug at 5:45 this morning, on his back, lying flat on his futon, his head twisted in the corner, dead in his vomit. I am not the first, thank God, to whom he told this. Doug's glasses were swimming in vomit... It was grotesque and horrible to see such a fine man as Doug…"
Ingrid can no longer restrain herself, bursts into tears. I take her in my arms, but without squeezing her, without approaching her body. Is she crying for Doug? Rather, she cries for her poor John, who must have suffered so much seeing death in the face of his dear friend, him so sensitive. She adds with a big sigh of relief: “John didn’t touch anything, he immediately called the police and told them all the details. Their getting high, the crack and all... John is not involved in anything. »
Ingrid still didn't know or wanted to know about Katherine Miller. However, she understood that after that night John might want to take a break and go back to his mother, back to his childhood, if only for a few days. We often talked about John, especially towards the end. But I didn't tell Ingrid what I knew about his double life. I had a hard time hiding John's secrets, as though they were my secrets. Why destroy her idol? Why make Ingrid even more unhappy?
A few days before he left us for good, she said to me with the solemnity she found appropriate when talking about John: “He is the most devoted man to his ideas I have ever known. It's not easy for people like him, who are rare… The rest of us take advantage of what we learn, and in the first place we learn to take advantage, to put ourselves on top; not John, he sacrifices himself to understand. He has already wasted his life pursuing his convictions? He’d kill himself gladly for them!”
She was not blind, she saw his self-destructive drive, but she continued to believe in John enough to see him as the passive agent of that tragic night. Ingrid said to me that John repeated the same thing to the police ten times without flinching. Since Doug's death, John had been admirable in hosting the parents, two tottering old people from Massachusetts who had never visited the hovel in which their son lived. Doug had escaped them, they understood, because of his astounding success. They didn't want to bother him and were content to read their family name written in fat letters on the glossy pages of renowned magazines. John told them what little they could grasp about their son's life, without mentioning The National. They’d lost contact with him alive, it’s not now that they’d restore it.
Blind was Ingrid when it came to John’s affair. And on the other hand, not naïve or innocent—duplicitous since she lied to the police to corroborate John’s lie. She is central to perhaps a murder that succeeded to hide in plain sight. It would be difficult to make of her the protagonist in a novel, she didn't change, hadn't learned to suspect John after ten years of living next to him. But, this is much more serious than an affair. How did she explain to herself the gap between 1 and 3 am? How did she square the discrepancy with her conscience? Did she confront him? Did she ask him why she had to lie? I don’t know. I can only suppose she did. And he found a way to assuage her fears, he had a way to bring her around. He asked her to help him not to get mixed up in an overdose case he had nothing to do with. She’d provided lodging and feeding, care and attention (and love) and would have accepted the unimaginable from him. Educated, insightful, and witty, Ingrid lacked substance when it came to John. She had no recourse, the ground under her feet broke away. That’s how it is when someone loves unconditionally.
Admirable, no doubt, John's attitude towards Doug's entourage and the authorities, but one can still wonder why he retraced his steps on the dawn of that gloomy Sunday to find Doug dead. He told the police that he’d returned as agreed with Doug early to play music. They were on a musical project. That should have seemed far-fetched, right? The thing is, though, that Doug also played guitar and they would occasionally sing and play together. Ingrid said John was excited but also frustrated after an entire day with Doug trying to play something.
I don't know if their singing ever reached a perfect pitch. But the fact is that John lied to the police by saying that he had returned from Doug's house at 1 a.m. Why take this risk? Two hours earlier than what Ingrid blurted out to me. Maybe her tongue slipped off the agreed schedule when she became emotional. Ingrid had no reason to lie to me. She had followed John’s demand regarding the police, taking a serious risk for him. The police believed him (and her) and the autopsy supported the idea that Doug died around 2:30 a.m. That’s around the time when John and Doug actually broke up. John was never suspected of wrongdoing, let alone crime. The death of Doug asleep in his vomit was considered an unfortunate accident, the result of a physical and mental state weakened by intense drugs. It was classified as “involuntary death,” not even as a suicide.
But this question has always bothered me, even as I didn’t spell it out the way I do now: is it after John left him that Doug died that night? Or did John see Doug die in his vomit just before he left? Which brings up the worst alternative: if John was there, did he let him die—or did he contribute to it, did he sink him into his vomit?
Now, assuming that he let him die (which is still better than pushing him), why? Where would John have found the cruelty to let Doug die? I can't help thinking it's big brother who brought younger brother to the brink. It was John who pushed Doug over the edge. It was John's competitive spirit that caused Doug to get stoned more than his young age allowed that night. Maybe he and John took as much candy from the cookie jar, but John should have seen that Doug was going too far. Like John, Doug liked to impress people with his prowess. The difference, however, was that John was tough, he'd seen much more. Doug was a gentler, softer human being.
I am not saying John was solely responsible for how it ended, but he was involved in Doug's death. He's got something to do with it. They had a fight coming back from The National. I am not making this up. I’ve seen them play-fight in the street and it irked me that John could be so playful with Doug when he was a pure intellect with me. Like two brothers. They were having great fun. Except that John cannot lose, he couldn't just have a mock-fistfight with a younger one. He must win, be the stronger, at any cost, friendship paying the price. The reason why he had so few friends. And he'd never had a friend like Doug before, who was what poor John could not become assuming he lived a thousand lives.
No one will ever say what happened at Doug's. But we can see the immediate result. John left New York abruptly. Was he no longer comfortable in Ingrid’s cushy studio on Waverly Place? Didn’t she give him enough room? When she realized John was leaving for good, Ingrid begged him to stay even though she understood why he had to leave. And so, the man who explained Gödel's Theorem to you while opening a pack of cigarettes; the friend who spoke of John Milton and William Blake as if he had met them in person during the day, that formidable intellect and personality retreated to his mother’s on Rhode Island. According to Ingrid, John settled right back into the bedroom of his childhood, posters on the walls, flags, trophies and all. And we, his few friends in New York, hardly ever heard of him again. Not a word. Even Ingrid has by now more or less forgotten about him.
And I’ve missed my friend whenever I had to write a paper that needed feedback and informed criticism as only John could provide. I’ve long missed the moment to press Ingrid on the troubling aspects of Doug’s death. It’s recently, after searching on the Internet to finally get to the bottom of this and clear my mind, that I have become aware of the discrepancy…
I'm the only one who still obsesses over that night at Doug's, but with good reasons. So, if you please, bear with me just a while longer: John got to Ingrid’s home at 3:00 a.m. after leaving Doug around 2:30 and not 1 a.m. as the police believed. It now seems to me that the Police didn’t really question anything or anyone. They wanted to close the case quickly as one more drug incident. Maybe the parents begged them to close the case. Doug Jensen was almost famous, myriad other journalists would have rushed to Doug’s destiny if there had been any sticking point. The NYPD didn't even question the fact that John returned at 5:45 a.m. to stay in the apartment for fifteen minutes before he called them at 6 o'clock. Fifteen minutes to do what? Clean behind himself? Get his fingerprints off Doug's forehead, neck, hands? Wipe the last bit of DNA off of Doug’s spectacles?
Had they fought again like two brothers at Doug's? Until John pushed him into that corner where Ingrid said Doug's neck was twisted grotesquely… Pushed him and let him sink, heard bubbles pop on the surface and fewer and fewer bubbles… Without intervening to save Doug, clean him… Why? Out of jealousy, to make Doug pay for his closeness to Katherine Miller? His advantages in general?
John couldn't be viscerally jealous of Doug since there had been nothing between Doug and her, nothing more than late teenage, platonic love. No, definitely, I cannot go as far as stating that John saw Doug die before leaving, then that he rewound his steps in order to eliminate suspicious traces on Doug before calling the police. My friend John was not a killer. His head was in the Logic of Hegel while his feet got entangled in petty problems and avoidable obstacles. But I can’t put the label “criminal” on him.
He loved Doug with brotherly love. He will have realized a little too late the possible effects of their rough game on Doug, given the advanced state of weakness of his friend, and he will have worried when waking up from the torpor of the drugs...
But what if, after all, it’s minutes after 2 30 a.m. that Doug died in his vomit. After John had left, Doug took more weed, or more crack until he vomited, and therefore John had nothing to do with his death.
But then again, why go back precipitously at 5 in the morning to check on Doug if he had left Doug groggy but safe and sound? What bothered John so much in his sleep?
I keep a nagging doubt because of a few experiences with John. I remember inviting him to use the gym facilities at City College. Mistake. I found myself flattened under John, his weight crushing me and his knee on my spine for daring to dispute a point. He has the strength of a soldier, and an animal rage at the service of a military determination developed early on, I bet.
It's also true that they didn't play racquetball in the bedroom where I never went and didn’t intend to go because, I was told, it was strewn with debris and trash, all pell-mell, fashionable magazines, chicken bones, ketchup, empty bottles of beer and the boxes of junk food that Doug and his company of rich kids had been eating for the past few weeks. He didn't use a trash can, Doug. The trash can was his floor. "New York is a big turd,” repeated Doug, “it's not me who's going to clean it up.” The least we can say is that in the middle of the rubbish something did not communicate well, and the song that Doug and John were trying to sing that night didn’t help.
I have no proof of John's involvement. The episode with Doug is speculative on my part and I should never publish this story. But I can't help wondering—in the event that John let his friend Doug die in front of him, under his eyes… Or worse… What if, wildest guess, John wanted to test our idea of ​​Desistence on Doug?
Without going into the mysteries of this indefinable idea here, let's just say that John and I toyed with striking examples of what we called (and spelled) Desistence, a word that exists neither in French nor in English. He liked to use the example of Millenarism: “We know that on the eve of the year 1000, during the last day of the year 999 to be exact, peasant masses throughout Europe left their homes, left their animals to graze uncontrolled, no longer did they serve priests, lords, and masters. There were thousands, millions, a real social epidemic… Carrying their best, dressed for Sunday mass, they walked with sausages and wine (read the historians), and their large well-baked bread, to the end of the cultivated lands, there to wait, kneel, and with their arms up, pray for the end of time. I call this Desistence. Centuries later, the clerk Bartleby will answer 'I would prefer not to' to whatever his boss asked him to do—without raising his voice, ‘softly, but firmly’ as Herman Melville specifies (you can verify)… Such a ‘passive resistance’ would paralyze Wall Street if other clerks responded like Bartleby the Scrivener. They should all be made to read the short story. “I would prefer not to” is a very contagious expression. Try it yourself. I call this Desistence. It’s nothing but a humble refusal. Anyone can opt out of almost everything in the following second. Everyone wants to desist at some point without knowing it. And that is the ultimate power in the hands of ordinary men and women. To say no. This is not for me, thank you very much. Or even say nothing and think no less and do no less.”
If he couldn't write—he did, in fact, write in his notebook but didn't have the courage to let himself be read… kept his writings hidden, immune from criticism, even after Ingrid offered to type up his notes for him—John could speak convincingly. I fall far short here of his eloquence. What if he convinced Doug that night to join Desistence? Doug was already the perfect desistant without knowing it. All John had to do was pass the word on to Doug…
And what if, in the feeling of omnipotence swollen by the drugs, in the assurance of their immunity, there had been a brief but absolute understanding between them, a moment of tandem delirium during which they agreed to brave death together, to open the maw of hell (John Milton) and look inside, to grab the goat by the horns, to end their life together by taking too much?
Two brothers in spirit who in the next second should find themselves fused in eternity by joining what is greater than each one (William Blake). Infinity is present in the smallest grain of sand. The apocalypse can take place in the next second.
And Doug died and not John.
Assuming. Does that make John a killer? Or just a witness? A witness who left no testimony because he could hardly talk after that night, he fell silent as a matter of fact. Maybe there are notes in his notebook about that near-death experience and the return to life—face to face with his dead friend. We’ll never know since John took the notebook with him.
I don’t have the answers.
But I bear some responsibility. To say the least, I lent a favorable ear to John’s extremism, helped him develop it orally, and used Desistence (without ever using the word) when defending my thesis and, later, when writing papers for conferences. Desistence looks great on paper because it is a great idea.
Much less beautiful when applied to reality. What happened to the poor peasants in the year 1000, after they’d exhausted bread, wine, and prayers—and still no end of time in sight? After they’d returned to their lords, priests, and domesticated animals?

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Welcome to your latest recrap of 90 Day Fiancé, a show about sex tourism, and how to get laid without being engaged.
It’s just another day in Paradise for Jovi and Yara. They’ve got their planners, stickers, post-its, and multi-colored pens on the table, so they can best map the week’s argusations and evening meals. Yara schedules several hours each day for palpable disappointment and legit concerns, and Jovi just scribbles "ROLL EYES" over the entire month.
These two are still sussing out the party-related argusation, and Yara explains that she doesn’t know any of these people, and they do shit like spread boiled insects all over a table, bake baby figurines into cakes, and wear masks (over their eyes, not their mouths) before flashing their titties for beads. Jovi tries for a tiny clapback, since he’s sick of her promoting Ukraine as the place where dreams come alive, but he doesn’t remember any details about her home or country.
“If i knew it would be like this, I wouldn’t have come,” Yara insists, despite the fact that she still came after Jovi left her alone, post-miscarriage and paperless, in another country. This is a point to ask yourself, WWSD (What Would Stephanie Do).
“You just destroy everything,” Okay Yara, but can you say that a bit louder and smash a few things? “No.” Fine, be dignified.
Yara reminds him that she’s staring down the barrel of nine months of sobriety, and she’s hoping he’ll be inspired to support her and the tiny human incubating in her womb. Jovi can’t hear her over the siren sounds that activate when he pushes his panic button.
“RUN! FUCKING RUN GODDAMMIT! MOVE MOVE MOVE!” Jovi pushes a producer into the dirt. “GET DOWN! LOOK AT MY EYES. We’re going to have to communicate without language, or we’ll reveal our location. Two fingers means run, three means go Krav Maga like you’re fighting a mountain lion, because she won’t stop until you’re dead.”
“A mountain lion? Did you mean a cougar?” Is it me, or is Stephanie everywhere?
Yara finds Jovi hiding in a doghouse with Paul and drags him out by his ankle, and Jovi decides to just “okay, baby” his way out of this, with an empty promise that he’ll drink “less,” since that can’t be measured.
“I drank like one time, and then I put it back,” Jovi drunk-maths. “I can switch to alcohol-free mouthwash. Am I right bros?”
“WOOOOOOOO!” His frat of chuds salutes him, before they down some Listerine in a keg stand.
Yara isn’t done. “Do you want to be a father, or do you want to be a dad who takes them on the weekend?” Jovi’s face lights up like Christmas morning, before he realizes this isn’t a multiple choice test.
“True?” He tries it out, but this might be an essay situation.
After beating this dead horse bloody, they escape the hostile bedroom for a kitchen fight, because that’s where the knives are. Jovi’s mom is eager to hear what they thought of the party, and Yara seems to forget that 80% of the time she was happy with what Gwen pulled off. Yara says she had fun, and dad interrupts to announce he doesn’t remember much of the night before, so we know whose lifestyle Jovi is emulating. In their interview, Gwen and dad talk about the complexity of Yara being pregnant, and dad forgets the child and mumbles that maybe they shouldn’t get married. Gwen’s eyes start shaking, because that baby is not going to Ukraine goddammit, so he can get hype for this upcoming grandchild or he can go fuck himself with something sharp and pointy.
“This is a miracle, and I’d like you to acknowledge it!” Gwen Samuel L. Jacksons.
The parents ask if they have a plan for the wedding, and before Gwen can deck a hall Yara says that she wants it to be just her and Jovi. Gwen is upset, and should get an invite for baby enthusiasm alone, since she’s the person Yara’s actually going to be coparenting with. Yara doesn’t yet understand that southern ladies will “okay, sugar” to your face, before launching a frenzy of vengeful comeuppance at a speed that will sterilize every person for 100 miles.
“If they cut me out of this wedding, I’m throwing Yara two baby showers, a wedding reception, and a goddamn post-baby sip-and-see,” Do not fuck with Gwen. “I will have her ass shaking in the closet in white gloves and an Easter crown, while I arrange her entire family in a series of Zoom squares, and then play Guess Who? For the entire afternoon. Does your person have glasses, Yara? Does she fucking have glasses?”
The next day the dynamic duo wanders out, so Yara can complain in motion. Jovi is trying to get her into Mardi Gras, and Yara insists her face is too pretty for a mask, and Jovi won't be able to find her. A fan of Eyes Wide Shut, Yara asks if everyone wanders off for an orgy afterwards, and Jovi tells her the orgy takes place right in the street, what are they, amateurs? She asks what the holiday is really about, and Jovi doesn’t know, because he continues to be Jovi.
Meanwhile, over in Belize, Stephanie is still theatrically freaking out after Ryan’s failure to deliver the D on command like a dancing bear, and then, when he finally got around to P in V, failed to put on a condom. Steph waited ten months to watch her relationship detonate in 48 hours, and she’s not going to let that wax go to waste. She calms herself by putting a taxidermied Bratz doll on her face, and waits for Harris to be a better escort.
“I don’t miss Ryan. I don’t miss Ryan,” she repeats this refrain, and pleads with the producers to believe her. “I’ve taken an entire day to get over the person I claimed to want to marry, so I’m ready to move on.”
Steph senses the camera crew is slowly backing out of the room, so she enters stage three of her theatrical meltdown. That means Mylar balloon stabbing, and then she litters, just to show how white girl wasted late-stage Becky can get.
She reminds us that Harris has been summoned to deliver a second serving of cousin cock, and she would like to know how much TLC can mention this in two hours of show. After receiving word that Harris has arrived, she goes out to meet him, wearing a fetching frock in a fine shade of despertion pink.
Steph is happy to see a “friend” who also only wants to talk about her. Harris is not afraid to take advantage of his cousin’s failure to lock up the uppers, and says he’s much better suited to take Stephanie’s money. “Yes, I traveled six hours in the snow, walking uphill both ways, just to get paid. You knew I was coming, go on then.”
After no convincing at all, Harris agrees to be Steph’s handler for the next few days, since she’s not leaving Belize without the D. “Stephanie called and said ‘I’m a grenade. Will you jump on me?’ And I said yes, of course, Ryan is no good for you. Then I found an empty suitcase for all the gifts I’ll be returning with,” Harris says.
COVID-19 has finally come to farmland, and Brandon reports that the virus is making people nuts. He claims one woman followed him around with a can of Lysol, until he asked if she just wanted to be sprayed down with DEET, cause that shit kills everything, and she paid him extra to paint her walls with it. He’s certain that this plague means Julia’s visa can be extended, and is perfectly happy to go to a drive-thru wedding chapel at the very last minute if she’s threatened with deportation.
At the family table Brandon tells Betty that he’s been recruited for dress shopping with Julia, hoping that he’ll be able to pass this chore onto mom. Julie never had a daughter, so she’s had to confine her micromanagement to a stunted son. This really isn’t utilizing her skill set. Julia knows Betty is going to try to bully her into mormon underwear, and for some reason still thinks Brandon stands in the way of this, when he’s been playing them off each other from day one.
“She’s going to make me buy the dress she wants,” Julia knows.
“Stop resisting,” Betty moves another step forward. “Stop resisting, Julia.”
“Yeah, stop resisting,” Brandon agrees, totally destroying level 923 of Candy Crush.
When they arrive at the dress shop the next day, Betty is already there, and she’s hoping to facilitate the dress purchase by locking the actual employee under the counter. Employee Kaitlin chews through the duct tape, and Betty is shocked when she surfaces to ask what Julia might be interested in., Julia is hoping Brandon will have a stronger dress stance, and Brandon says that’s why he brought his mom. When Julia disappears in the back with Kaitlin, Brandon warns her to restrict her opinions to the 5,000 word essay she’ll be submitting at the end of the week. This is a bummer for Betty, who is fully braced to get her girl on, but Julia doesn’t want to be a seed in Betty’s plowed field of opinions.
“It’s definitely a girl thing,” mom says, demanding I surrender my W card until further notice. Brandon is bored, and I get the impression that there were WAY more dresses tried on than what we saw, since Julia's mom is there for dresses one and two, but not there for the final princess hurrah. (For the record, I'm a fan of 2 and 3.) Brandon yawns and says he likes the white one.
“Brandon, you’re out of your element,” Betty Lebowski’s.
Natalie is not a fiance, which might be news to immigration. She calls a friend for advice, and the friend tells her that she needs to slow down, since they have two whole weeks before her visa expires. Natalie knows this is dumb, so she calls Stephanie.
“Oh, you don’t want to give the ring back, Mike? Fuck off and die,” Stephanie is here to offer her valuable perspective. “You don’t need a ring, take one of these fuckin’ watches and some Adidas slides.” Steph demands another margarita from a reluctant waiter, and when he isn’t fast enough she retreats to the safety of stabbing Mylar balloons, and she flings them into the ocean to strangle a dolphin.
“RYAHN! YOU LIED TO ME!” Stephanie cries, repelling down from the roof and effortlessly skimming through the window of his apartment, which is also the address for his eBay business.
“Help, sweet Jesus, help me!” Ryan cries, but does Jesus listen? Sure, but he knows when to not get involved. Stephanie punches through the door, having gone full werewolf, and can only be stopped by a silver feeling.
“But all I have are these lies,” Ryan gasps, as Were-Stephanie’s paws at his neck.
“Rawr rawr rawr!” Steph wolfs.
Back in Brokenrecordstan, Mike wants Natalie to stop living in her past, and start living in his. “I really need her to move on,” Mike sucks. “Until she’s right under this sword I’m holding over her head, and then I’ll drop it for funzies. I don’t understand why I had to look overseas for love.”
“Yes, I have understanding,” Natalie retorts. Do you Natalie? If you did, this might be a good time to call his bluff before he relegates you to permanent doormat status. “I apologize. This will make none of the difference.”
Mike is surprised, but is still waist deep in enjoying this mental fuckery. He agrees to move forward with a clean slate, which means he’s going to have sex with her and eat her food, and continue to play with her mind. Later, he will present himself as a victim of their relationshit.
“Go fuck yourself, Mike! You cocksucker!” Steph throws a fucking lobster at his head.
Ari is already smarter than Tarik, and she’s not afraid to let us know. She spells the fuck out of some words, shows off her toes, and is stolen from the screen WAY too fast. Which takes us back to Tarik and Hazel at the computer, where Tarik declares every response to their personal ad a catfish, because that’s what he and Minty worked out. Hazel isn’t stupid, and knows that Tarik loves festishizing Asian women, and suspects he’s still lurking around Minty. Hazel says the last girl they were with was Tarik’s type (duh), and she hates that he thinks she is beautiful. Now she wants a brown girl, and not just for sex, and Tarik’s not sure how he can plant himself in the middle of an emotional connection.
Now that he’s eliminated all romantic prospects with seemingly no insight from Hazel, Tarik thinks the best way to start a new triad is to call Minty.
“I’m trying to be manipulative, but I’m not very good at it,” Tarik Larissas. “If we call the person we used to date, from a relationship that imploded, she’ll tell us what we're doing wrong."
“I think what we’re doing wrong is calling Minty,” Hazel likes facts.
All the same, the next day Hazel agrees to call Minty, mostly because she wants to see how Tarik behaves around her. Minty says hi, and Hazel says eat shit and die with her face, and I support this.
“Does she want to fight or what?” Minty asks, while Hazel does that trick where you pull out your middle finger and pretend to apply lipstick with it.
“Yes, bitch.” Hazel caps her finger, and tucks it into her pocket for the next time she needs closure. Tarik trots out his bullshit, and Minty says they should agree on what they’re looking for. Then she says what they definitely planned in advance.
“Why not me?”
Hazel is about to make the computer disappear into the garbage can, and she calls Tarik out. Tarik figures if he acts appalled he’ll be less obvious, but this game barely tickles the edges of what you can expect in high school.
“Hmm. I can’t believe she saw through my clever disguise,” Tarik jabbers. “I even wore a pair of those nose glasses with a mustache. Do you think I should have gone with a beard? No one can see around that.”
The producers interview Minty, who says that she thinks her and Tarik would be together if Hazel wasn’t a factor. Hazel is grateful that she lives a place with easy access to firearms.
Zied is winded from being responsible for all the awesome this season. He’s puzzling out the mechanics of the dishwasher, while the producers coach him. “In Tunisia, for the clothes. But for the chicken? No.”
He’s relieved to learn that his homebody life will be interrupted by an out-of-town excursion with Rebecca. Rebecca’s experiencing an unexpected surge of COVID employment, and that steady exposure to people and their foul fingers makes for a great date to an amusement park, bustling grocery store, or IKEA.
“No. It’s never safe here,” says a yellow-shirted waif, crying in the parking lot and smoking a cigarette with each hand. “How many fucking Billy bookcases am I going to sell before I can microwave some meatballs? What happened to pre-purchased pickup? I’m going to go lay down in the load-in area.”
Rebecca is salty that it’s raining the next day, and has a device known as an umbrella, which is used as a rain deflection device everywhere except the Pacific Northwest. They head out to a place where Rebecca has rented a cabin, and their first stop is a carriage ride.
“No one standing six feet,” Zied has noticed this shit, too.
Zied also doesn’t consider it wise to plan a blowout wedding during a pandemic, especially since Rebecca has already been married three times, and so she has all the crockpots she could possibly wrangle. Rebecca thinks Dr. Fauci is just trying to kill her dreams, and wants to summon relatives from near and far to eek out a super spreader event. Zied isn’t sure if this is a good idea, since they have to get married before Ramadan. Rebecca is taken aback, since he failed to mention this before he knew she was plotting a big wedding. I see those PI powers flashing, Beckers! Zied looks away, because he sees it, too.
Amira is still in France, and off to meet her father. Dad thought she would be looking for a job, and Amira says her plan is not to remain in France. Dad is worried he dropped her too many times as a baby, since she’s doing the exact same thing that failed the first time. He also actually reads the news, and is worried about the mafia in Serbia, and the human rights issues.
“You must not sacrifice for Andrew. He’s not going to sacrifice for you,” Dad just has a vest full of truth grenades, and he’s pulling all the pins. He points out the obvious, which is that Andrew never tried to find her in Mexico.
“He’s a coward,” Amira’s dad really has episode MVP on lock. Then he tells a shocked Amira that he won’t talk to her anymore if she goes to Serbia for a reunion.
Meanwhile, Fucking Andrew is drinking out of a mug with his own face on it, because of course he is.
“I like to be my own grandmother,” Andrew explains. “That way I can slip myself candy in crinkly wrappers, and send myself a birthday card with a $20 bill in it.”
Andrew reports that he talked to a lawyer to confirm that the only plan he’s considered is something other people have done. He and Amira talk to a lawyer, and she asks what Amira said were her reasons for travel when she was stopped in Mexico. Amira reports that she told them she was meeting her fiancé. The lawyer thinks they might have assumed she was meeting a Mexican fiancé, and opted to deport her because love is dead. The lawyer also says that usually it’s truly difficult to get a visa extension, but there’s this rare thing called a fucking pandemic that’s complicating air travel and immigration.
“Yes, but I’ve heard germs don’t travel that high,” Andrew is ready, after adjusting his hairline.
“Well no, no, COVID is flying the friendly skies.” Lawyer, why are you trying?
“That’s not what the guy who was dragged off the plane screaming said.” Andrew has all the sources. “I thought my sombrero was taking up too much room in the overhead compartments, but it turns out that's where all the bodies were stored.”
Amira, meanwhile, remains unconvinced that it’s a good idea to do the exact same thing that traumatized her. She’s boosted by the lawyer’s statement about the potential to extend the K1, and Andrew knows that’s a second phone call, and he works with a strict one phone call limit.
“You can make your own decision,” Andrews Pauls the fuck out of a sentence. “Until I convince you to pursue my decision just to make me shut up. Amira want Andrew go? Me go away? You want divorce? Me go outside? Karine? Me go?”
“No divorce!” Rebecca is also fluent in caveman. “No bring stuffed emojis on plane. Bring things for baby!”
“For fuck’s sake!” Stephanie wins.
NEXT TIME: Amira plays second verse, same as the first, Hazel sets fire to the peppermint tea to prove a point, Mike milks away, Stephanie roshambos some sex, Zied explains Ramadan, and Jovi attends a bachelor party that's been going on for ten years.
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It’s just another day in Paradise for Jovi and Yara. They’ve got their planners, stickers, post-its, and multi-colored pens on the table, so they can best map the week’s argusations and evening meals. Yara schedules several hours each day for palpable disappointment and legit concerns, and Jovi just scribbles "ROLL EYES" over the entire month.
These two are still sussing out the party-related argusation, and Yara explains that she doesn’t know any of these people, and they do shit like spread boiled insects all over a table, bake baby figurines into cakes, and wear masks (over their eyes, not their mouths) before flashing their titties for beads. Jovi tries for a tiny clapback, since he’s sick of her promoting Ukraine as the place where dreams come alive, but he doesn’t remember any details about her home or country.
“If i knew it would be like this, I wouldn’t have come,” Yara insists, despite the fact that she still came after Jovi left her alone, post-miscarriage and paperless, in another country. This is a point to ask yourself, WWSD (What Would Stephanie Do).
“You just destroy everything,” Okay Yara, but can you say that a bit louder and smash a few things? “No.” Fine, be dignified.
Yara reminds him that she’s staring down the barrel of nine months of sobriety, and she’s hoping he’ll be inspired to support her and the tiny human incubating in her womb. Jovi can’t hear her over the siren sounds that activate when he pushes his panic button.
“RUN! FUCKING RUN GODDAMMIT! MOVE MOVE MOVE!” Jovi pushes a producer into the dirt. “GET DOWN! LOOK AT MY EYES. We’re going to have to communicate without language, or we’ll reveal our location. Two fingers means run, three means go Krav Maga like you’re fighting a mountain lion, because she won’t stop until you’re dead.”
“A mountain lion? Did you mean a cougar?” Is it me, or is Stephanie everywhere?
Yara finds Jovi hiding in a doghouse with Paul and drags him out by his ankle, and Jovi decides to just “okay, baby” his way out of this, with an empty promise that he’ll drink “less,” since that can’t be measured.
“I drank like one time, and then I put it back,” Jovi drunk-maths. “I can switch to alcohol-free mouthwash. Am I right bros?”
“WOOOOOOOO!” His frat of chuds salutes him, before they down some Listerine in a keg stand.
Yara isn’t done. “Do you want to be a father, or do you want to be a dad who takes them on the weekend?” Jovi’s face lights up like Christmas morning, before he realizes this isn’t a multiple choice test.
“True?” He tries it out, but this might be an essay situation.
After beating this dead horse bloody, they escape the hostile bedroom for a kitchen fight, because that’s where the knives are. Jovi’s mom is eager to hear what they thought of the party, and Yara seems to forget that 80% of the time she was happy with what Gwen pulled off. Yara says she had fun, and dad interrupts to announce he doesn’t remember much of the night before, so we know whose lifestyle Jovi is emulating. In their interview, Gwen and dad talk about the complexity of Yara being pregnant, and dad forgets the child and mumbles that maybe they shouldn’t get married. Gwen’s eyes start shaking, because that baby is not going to Ukraine goddammit, so he can get hype for this upcoming grandchild or he can go fuck himself with something sharp and pointy.
“This is a miracle, and I’d like you to acknowledge it!” Gwen Samuel L. Jacksons.
The parents ask if they have a plan for the wedding, and before Gwen can deck a hall Yara says that she wants it to be just her and Jovi. Gwen is upset, and should get an invite for baby enthusiasm alone, since she’s the person Yara’s actually going to be coparenting with. Yara doesn’t yet understand that southern ladies will “okay, sugar” to your face, before launching a frenzy of vengeful comeuppance at a speed that will sterilize every person for 100 miles.
“If they cut me out of this wedding, I’m throwing Yara two baby showers, a wedding reception, and a goddamn post-baby sip-and-see,” Do not fuck with Gwen. “I will have her ass shaking in the closet in white gloves and an Easter crown, while I arrange her entire family in a series of Zoom squares, and then play Guess Who? For the entire afternoon. Does your person have glasses, Yara? Does she fucking have glasses?”
The next day the dynamic duo wanders out, so Yara can complain in motion. Jovi is trying to get her into Mardi Gras, and Yara insists her face is too pretty for a mask, and Jovi won't be able to find her. A fan of Eyes Wide Shut, Yara asks if everyone wanders off for an orgy afterwards, and Jovi tells her the orgy takes place right in the street, what are they, amateurs? She asks what the holiday is really about, and Jovi doesn’t know, because he continues to be Jovi.
Meanwhile, over in Belize, Stephanie is still theatrically freaking out after Ryan’s failure to deliver the D on command like a dancing bear, and then, when he finally got around to P in V, failed to put on a condom. Steph waited ten months to watch her relationship detonate in 48 hours, and she’s not going to let that wax go to waste. She calms herself by putting a taxidermied Bratz doll on her face, and waits for Harris to be a better escort.
“I don’t miss Ryan. I don’t miss Ryan,” she repeats this refrain, and pleads with the producers to believe her. “I’ve taken an entire day to get over the person I claimed to want to marry, so I’m ready to move on.”
Steph senses the camera crew is slowly backing out of the room, so she enters stage three of her theatrical meltdown. That means Mylar balloon stabbing, and then she litters, just to show how white girl wasted late-stage Becky can get.
She reminds us that Harris has been summoned to deliver a second serving of cousin cock, and she would like to know how much TLC can mention this in two hours of show. After receiving word that Harris has arrived, she goes out to meet him, wearing a fetching frock in a fine shade of despertion pink.
Steph is happy to see a “friend” who also only wants to talk about her. Harris is not afraid to take advantage of his cousin’s failure to lock up the uppers, and says he’s much better suited to take Stephanie’s money. “Yes, I traveled six hours in the snow, walking uphill both ways, just to get paid. You knew I was coming, go on then.”
After no convincing at all, Harris agrees to be Steph’s handler for the next few days, since she’s not leaving Belize without the D. “Stephanie called and said ‘I’m a grenade. Will you jump on me?’ And I said yes, of course, Ryan is no good for you. Then I found an empty suitcase for all the gifts I’ll be returning with,” Harris says.
COVID-19 has finally come to farmland, and Brandon reports that the virus is making people nuts. He claims one woman followed him around with a can of Lysol, until he asked if she just wanted to be sprayed down with DEET, cause that shit kills everything, and she paid him extra to paint her walls with it. He’s certain that this plague means Julia’s visa can be extended, and is perfectly happy to go to a drive-thru wedding chapel at the very last minute if she’s threatened with deportation.
At the family table Brandon tells Betty that he’s been recruited for dress shopping with Julia, hoping that he’ll be able to pass this chore onto mom. Julie never had a daughter, so she’s had to confine her micromanagement to a stunted son. This really isn’t utilizing her skill set. Julia knows Betty is going to try to bully her into mormon underwear, and for some reason still thinks Brandon stands in the way of this, when he’s been playing them off each other from day one.
“She’s going to make me buy the dress she wants,” Julia knows.
“Stop resisting,” Betty moves another step forward. “Stop resisting, Julia.”
“Yeah, stop resisting,” Brandon agrees, totally destroying level 923 of Candy Crush.
When they arrive at the dress shop the next day, Betty is already there, and she’s hoping to facilitate the dress purchase by locking the actual employee under the counter. Employee Kaitlin chews through the duct tape, and Betty is shocked when she surfaces to ask what Julia might be interested in., Julia is hoping Brandon will have a stronger dress stance, and Brandon says that’s why he brought his mom. When Julia disappears in the back with Kaitlin, Brandon warns her to restrict her opinions to the 5,000 word essay she’ll be submitting at the end of the week. This is a bummer for Betty, who is fully braced to get her girl on, but Julia doesn’t want to be a seed in Betty’s plowed field of opinions.
“It’s definitely a girl thing,” mom says, demanding I surrender my W card until further notice. Brandon is bored, and I get the impression that there were WAY more dresses tried on than what we saw, since Julia's mom is there for dresses one and two, but not there for the final princess hurrah. (For the record, I'm a fan of 2 and 3.) Brandon yawns and says he likes the white one.
“Brandon, you’re out of your element,” Betty Lebowski’s.
Natalie is not a fiance, which might be news to immigration. She calls a friend for advice, and the friend tells her that she needs to slow down, since they have two whole weeks before her visa expires. Natalie knows this is dumb, so she calls Stephanie.
“Oh, you don’t want to give the ring back, Mike? Fuck off and die,” Stephanie is here to offer her valuable perspective. “You don’t need a ring, take one of these fuckin’ watches and some Adidas slides.” Steph demands another margarita from a reluctant waiter, and when he isn’t fast enough she retreats to the safety of stabbing Mylar balloons, and she flings them into the ocean to strangle a dolphin.
“RYAHN! YOU LIED TO ME!” Stephanie cries, repelling down from the roof and effortlessly skimming through the window of his apartment, which is also the address for his eBay business.
“Help, sweet Jesus, help me!” Ryan cries, but does Jesus listen? Sure, but he knows when to not get involved. Stephanie punches through the door, having gone full werewolf, and can only be stopped by a silver feeling.
“But all I have are these lies,” Ryan gasps, as Were-Stephanie’s paws at his neck.
“Rawr rawr rawr!” Steph wolfs.
Back in Brokenrecordstan, Mike wants Natalie to stop living in her past, and start living in his. “I really need her to move on,” Mike sucks. “Until she’s right under this sword I’m holding over her head, and then I’ll drop it for funzies. I don’t understand why I had to look overseas for love.”
“Yes, I have understanding,” Natalie retorts. Do you Natalie? If you did, this might be a good time to call his bluff before he relegates you to permanent doormat status. “I apologize. This will make none of the difference.”
Mike is surprised, but is still waist deep in enjoying this mental fuckery. He agrees to move forward with a clean slate, which means he’s going to have sex with her and eat her food, and continue to play with her mind. Later, he will present himself as a victim of their relationshit.
“Go fuck yourself, Mike! You cocksucker!” Steph throws a fucking lobster at his head.
Ari is already smarter than Tarik, and she’s not afraid to let us know. She spells the fuck out of some words, shows off her toes, and is stolen from the screen WAY too fast. Which takes us back to Tarik and Hazel at the computer, where Tarik declares every response to their personal ad a catfish, because that’s what he and Minty worked out. Hazel isn’t stupid, and knows that Tarik loves festishizing Asian women, and suspects he’s still lurking around Minty. Hazel says the last girl they were with was Tarik’s type (duh), and she hates that he thinks she is beautiful. Now she wants a brown girl, and not just for sex, and Tarik’s not sure how he can plant himself in the middle of an emotional connection.
Now that he’s eliminated all romantic prospects with seemingly no insight from Hazel, Tarik thinks the best way to start a new triad is to call Minty.
“I’m trying to be manipulative, but I’m not very good at it,” Tarik Larissas. “If we call the person we used to date, from a relationship that imploded, she’ll tell us what we're doing wrong."
“I think what we’re doing wrong is calling Minty,” Hazel likes facts.
All the same, the next day Hazel agrees to call Minty, mostly because she wants to see how Tarik behaves around her. Minty says hi, and Hazel says eat shit and die with her face, and I support this.
“Does she want to fight or what?” Minty asks, while Hazel does that trick where you pull out your middle finger and pretend to apply lipstick with it.
“Yes, bitch.” Hazel caps her finger, and tucks it into her pocket for the next time she needs closure. Tarik trots out his bullshit, and Minty says they should agree on what they’re looking for. Then she says what they definitely planned in advance.
“Why not me?”
Hazel is about to make the computer disappear into the garbage can, and she calls Tarik out. Tarik figures if he acts appalled he’ll be less obvious, but this game barely tickles the edges of what you can expect in high school.
“Hmm. I can’t believe she saw through my clever disguise,” Tarik jabbers. “I even wore a pair of those nose glasses with a mustache. Do you think I should have gone with a beard? No one can see around that.”
The producers interview Minty, who says that she thinks her and Tarik would be together if Hazel wasn’t a factor. Hazel is grateful that she lives a place with easy access to firearms.
Zied is winded from being responsible for all the awesome this season. He’s puzzling out the mechanics of the dishwasher, while the producers coach him. “In Tunisia, for the clothes. But for the chicken? No.”
He’s relieved to learn that his homebody life will be interrupted by an out-of-town excursion with Rebecca. Rebecca’s experiencing an unexpected surge of COVID employment, and that steady exposure to people and their foul fingers makes for a great date to an amusement park, bustling grocery store, or IKEA.
“No. It’s never safe here,” says a yellow-shirted waif, crying in the parking lot and smoking a cigarette with each hand. “How many fucking Billy bookcases am I going to sell before I can microwave some meatballs? What happened to pre-purchased pickup? I’m going to go lay down in the load-in area.”
Rebecca is salty that it’s raining the next day, and has a device known as an umbrella, which is used as a rain deflection device everywhere except the Pacific Northwest. They head out to a place where Rebecca has rented a cabin, and their first stop is a carriage ride.
“No one standing six feet,” Zied has noticed this shit, too.
Zied also doesn’t consider it wise to plan a blowout wedding during a pandemic, especially since Rebecca has already been married three times, and so she has all the crockpots she could possibly wrangle. Rebecca thinks Dr. Fauci is just trying to kill her dreams, and wants to summon relatives from near and far to eek out a super spreader event. Zied isn’t sure if this is a good idea, since they have to get married before Ramadan. Rebecca is taken aback, since he failed to mention this before he knew she was plotting a big wedding. I see those PI powers flashing, Beckers! Zied looks away, because he sees it, too.
Amira is still in France, and off to meet her father. Dad thought she would be looking for a job, and Amira says her plan is not to remain in France. Dad is worried he dropped her too many times as a baby, since she’s doing the exact same thing that failed the first time. He also actually reads the news, and is worried about the mafia in Serbia, and the human rights issues.
“You must not sacrifice for Andrew. He’s not going to sacrifice for you,” Dad just has a vest full of truth grenades, and he’s pulling all the pins. He points out the obvious, which is that Andrew never tried to find her in Mexico.
“He’s a coward,” Amira’s dad really has episode MVP on lock. Then he tells a shocked Amira that he won’t talk to her anymore if she goes to Serbia for a reunion.
Meanwhile, Fucking Andrew is drinking out of a mug with his own face on it, because of course he is.
“I like to be my own grandmother,” Andrew explains. “That way I can slip myself candy in crinkly wrappers, and send myself a birthday card with a $20 bill in it.”
Andrew reports that he talked to a lawyer to confirm that the only plan he’s considered is something other people have done. He and Amira talk to a lawyer, and she asks what Amira said were her reasons for travel when she was stopped in Mexico. Amira reports that she told them she was meeting her fiancé. The lawyer thinks they might have assumed she was meeting a Mexican fiancé, and opted to deport her because love is dead. The lawyer also says that usually it’s truly difficult to get a visa extension, but there’s this rare thing called a fucking pandemic that’s complicating air travel and immigration.
“Yes, but I’ve heard germs don’t travel that high,” Andrew is ready, after adjusting his hairline.
“Well no, no, COVID is flying the friendly skies.” Lawyer, why are you trying?
“That’s not what the guy who was dragged off the plane screaming said.” Andrew has all the sources. “I thought my sombrero was taking up too much room in the overhead compartments, but it turns out that's where all the bodies were stored.”
Amira, meanwhile, remains unconvinced that it’s a good idea to do the exact same thing that traumatized her. She’s boosted by the lawyer’s statement about the potential to extend the K1, and Andrew knows that’s a second phone call, and he works with a strict one phone call limit.
“You can make your own decision,” Andrews Pauls the fuck out of a sentence. “Until I convince you to pursue my decision just to make me shut up. Amira want Andrew go? Me go away? You want divorce? Me go outside? Karine? Me go?”
“No divorce!” Rebecca is also fluent in caveman. “No bring stuffed emojis on plane. Bring things for baby!”
“For fuck’s sake!” Stephanie wins.
NEXT TIME: Amira plays second verse, same as the first, Hazel sets fire to the peppermint tea to prove a point, Mike milks away, Stephanie roshambos some sex, Zied explains Ramadan, and Jovi attends a bachelor party that's been going on for ten years.
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Welcome to your latest recrap of 90 Day Fiancé, a show about sex tourism, and how to get laid without being engaged.
It’s just another day in Paradise for Jovi and Yara. They’ve got their planners, stickers, post-its, and multi-colored pens on the table, so they can best map the week’s argusations and evening meals. Yara schedules several hours each day for palpable disappointment and legit concerns, and Jovi just scribbles "ROLL EYES" over the entire month.
These two are still sussing out the party-related argusation, and Yara explains that she doesn’t know any of these people, and they do shit like spread boiled insects all over a table, bake baby figurines into cakes, and wear masks (over their eyes, not their mouths) before flashing their titties for beads. Jovi tries for a tiny clapback, since he’s sick of her promoting Ukraine as the place where dreams come alive, but he doesn’t remember any details about her home or country.
“If i knew it would be like this, I wouldn’t have come,” Yara insists, despite the fact that she still came after Jovi left her alone, post-miscarriage and paperless, in another country. This is a point to ask yourself, WWSD (What Would Stephanie Do).
“You just destroy everything,” Okay Yara, but can you say that a bit louder and smash a few things? “No.” Fine, be dignified.
Yara reminds him that she’s staring down the barrel of nine months of sobriety, and she’s hoping he’ll be inspired to support her and the tiny human incubating in her womb. Jovi can’t hear her over the siren sounds that activate when he pushes his panic button.
“RUN! FUCKING RUN GODDAMMIT! MOVE MOVE MOVE!” Jovi pushes a producer into the dirt. “GET DOWN! LOOK AT MY EYES. We’re going to have to communicate without language, or we’ll reveal our location. Two fingers means run, three means go Krav Maga like you’re fighting a mountain lion, because she won’t stop until you’re dead.”
“A mountain lion? Did you mean a cougar?” Is it me, or is Stephanie everywhere?
Yara finds Jovi hiding in a doghouse with Paul and drags him out by his ankle, and Jovi decides to just “okay, baby” his way out of this, with an empty promise that he’ll drink “less,” since that can’t be measured.
“I drank like one time, and then I put it back,” Jovi drunk-maths. “I can switch to alcohol-free mouthwash. Am I right bros?”
“WOOOOOOOO!” His frat of chuds salutes him, before they down some Listerine in a keg stand.
Yara isn’t done. “Do you want to be a father, or do you want to be a dad who takes them on the weekend?” Jovi’s face lights up like Christmas morning, before he realizes this isn’t a multiple choice test.
“True?” He tries it out, but this might be an essay situation.
After beating this dead horse bloody, they escape the hostile bedroom for a kitchen fight, because that’s where the knives are. Jovi’s mom is eager to hear what they thought of the party, and Yara seems to forget that 80% of the time she was happy with what Gwen pulled off. Yara says she had fun, and dad interrupts to announce he doesn’t remember much of the night before, so we know whose lifestyle Jovi is emulating. In their interview, Gwen and dad talk about the complexity of Yara being pregnant, and dad forgets the child and mumbles that maybe they shouldn’t get married. Gwen’s eyes start shaking, because that baby is not going to Ukraine goddammit, so he can get hype for this upcoming grandchild or he can go fuck himself with something sharp and pointy.
“This is a miracle, and I’d like you to acknowledge it!” Gwen Samuel L. Jacksons.
The parents ask if they have a plan for the wedding, and before Gwen can deck a hall Yara says that she wants it to be just her and Jovi. Gwen is upset, and should get an invite for baby enthusiasm alone, since she’s the person Yara’s actually going to be coparenting with. Yara doesn’t yet understand that southern ladies will “okay, sugar” to your face, before launching a frenzy of vengeful comeuppance at a speed that will sterilize every person for 100 miles.
“If they cut me out of this wedding, I’m throwing Yara two baby showers, a wedding reception, and a goddamn post-baby sip-and-see,” Do not fuck with Gwen. “I will have her ass shaking in the closet in white gloves and an Easter crown, while I arrange her entire family in a series of Zoom squares, and then play Guess Who? For the entire afternoon. Does your person have glasses, Yara? Does she fucking have glasses?”
The next day the dynamic duo wanders out, so Yara can complain in motion. Jovi is trying to get her into Mardi Gras, and Yara insists her face is too pretty for a mask, and Jovi won't be able to find her. A fan of Eyes Wide Shut, Yara asks if everyone wanders off for an orgy afterwards, and Jovi tells her the orgy takes place right in the street, what are they, amateurs? She asks what the holiday is really about, and Jovi doesn’t know, because he continues to be Jovi.
Meanwhile, over in Belize, Stephanie is still theatrically freaking out after Ryan’s failure to deliver the D on command like a dancing bear, and then, when he finally got around to P in V, failed to put on a condom. Steph waited ten months to watch her relationship detonate in 48 hours, and she’s not going to let that wax go to waste. She calms herself by putting a taxidermied Bratz doll on her face, and waits for Harris to be a better escort.
“I don’t miss Ryan. I don’t miss Ryan,” she repeats this refrain, and pleads with the producers to believe her. “I’ve taken an entire day to get over the person I claimed to want to marry, so I’m ready to move on.”
Steph senses the camera crew is slowly backing out of the room, so she enters stage three of her theatrical meltdown. That means Mylar balloon stabbing, and then she litters, just to show how white girl wasted late-stage Becky can get.
She reminds us that Harris has been summoned to deliver a second serving of cousin cock, and she would like to know how much TLC can mention this in two hours of show. After receiving word that Harris has arrived, she goes out to meet him, wearing a fetching frock in a fine shade of despertion pink.
Steph is happy to see a “friend” who also only wants to talk about her. Harris is not afraid to take advantage of his cousin’s failure to lock up the uppers, and says he’s much better suited to take Stephanie’s money. “Yes, I traveled six hours in the snow, walking uphill both ways, just to get paid. You knew I was coming, go on then.”
After no convincing at all, Harris agrees to be Steph’s handler for the next few days, since she’s not leaving Belize without the D. “Stephanie called and said ‘I’m a grenade. Will you jump on me?’ And I said yes, of course, Ryan is no good for you. Then I found an empty suitcase for all the gifts I’ll be returning with,” Harris says.
COVID-19 has finally come to farmland, and Brandon reports that the virus is making people nuts. He claims one woman followed him around with a can of Lysol, until he asked if she just wanted to be sprayed down with DEET, cause that shit kills everything, and she paid him extra to paint her walls with it. He’s certain that this plague means Julia’s visa can be extended, and is perfectly happy to go to a drive-thru wedding chapel at the very last minute if she’s threatened with deportation.
At the family table Brandon tells Betty that he’s been recruited for dress shopping with Julia, hoping that he’ll be able to pass this chore onto mom. Julie never had a daughter, so she’s had to confine her micromanagement to a stunted son. This really isn’t utilizing her skill set. Julia knows Betty is going to try to bully her into mormon underwear, and for some reason still thinks Brandon stands in the way of this, when he’s been playing them off each other from day one.
“She’s going to make me buy the dress she wants,” Julia knows.
“Stop resisting,” Betty moves another step forward. “Stop resisting, Julia.”
“Yeah, stop resisting,” Brandon agrees, totally destroying level 923 of Candy Crush.
When they arrive at the dress shop the next day, Betty is already there, and she’s hoping to facilitate the dress purchase by locking the actual employee under the counter. Employee Kaitlin chews through the duct tape, and Betty is shocked when she surfaces to ask what Julia might be interested in., Julia is hoping Brandon will have a stronger dress stance, and Brandon says that’s why he brought his mom. When Julia disappears in the back with Kaitlin, Brandon warns her to restrict her opinions to the 5,000 word essay she’ll be submitting at the end of the week. This is a bummer for Betty, who is fully braced to get her girl on, but Julia doesn’t want to be a seed in Betty’s plowed field of opinions.
“It’s definitely a girl thing,” mom says, demanding I surrender my W card until further notice. Brandon is bored, and I get the impression that there were WAY more dresses tried on than what we saw, since Julia's mom is there for dresses one and two, but not there for the final princess hurrah. (For the record, I'm a fan of 2 and 3.) Brandon yawns and says he likes the white one.
“Brandon, you’re out of your element,” Betty Lebowski’s.
Natalie is not a fiance, which might be news to immigration. She calls a friend for advice, and the friend tells her that she needs to slow down, since they have two whole weeks before her visa expires. Natalie knows this is dumb, so she calls Stephanie.
“Oh, you don’t want to give the ring back, Mike? Fuck off and die,” Stephanie is here to offer her valuable perspective. “You don’t need a ring, take one of these fuckin’ watches and some Adidas slides.” Steph demands another margarita from a reluctant waiter, and when he isn’t fast enough she retreats to the safety of stabbing Mylar balloons, and she flings them into the ocean to strangle a dolphin.
“RYAHN! YOU LIED TO ME!” Stephanie cries, repelling down from the roof and effortlessly skimming through the window of his apartment, which is also the address for his eBay business.
“Help, sweet Jesus, help me!” Ryan cries, but does Jesus listen? Sure, but he knows when to not get involved. Stephanie punches through the door, having gone full werewolf, and can only be stopped by a silver feeling.
“But all I have are these lies,” Ryan gasps, as Were-Stephanie’s paws at his neck.
“Rawr rawr rawr!” Steph wolfs.
Back in Brokenrecordstan, Mike wants Natalie to stop living in her past, and start living in his. “I really need her to move on,” Mike sucks. “Until she’s right under this sword I’m holding over her head, and then I’ll drop it for funzies. I don’t understand why I had to look overseas for love.”
“Yes, I have understanding,” Natalie retorts. Do you Natalie? If you did, this might be a good time to call his bluff before he relegates you to permanent doormat status. “I apologize. This will make none of the difference.”
Mike is surprised, but is still waist deep in enjoying this mental fuckery. He agrees to move forward with a clean slate, which means he’s going to have sex with her and eat her food, and continue to play with her mind. Later, he will present himself as a victim of their relationshit.
“Go fuck yourself, Mike! You cocksucker!” Steph throws a fucking lobster at his head.
Ari is already smarter than Tarik, and she’s not afraid to let us know. She spells the fuck out of some words, shows off her toes, and is stolen from the screen WAY too fast. Which takes us back to Tarik and Hazel at the computer, where Tarik declares every response to their personal ad a catfish, because that’s what he and Minty worked out. Hazel isn’t stupid, and knows that Tarik loves festishizing Asian women, and suspects he’s still lurking around Minty. Hazel says the last girl they were with was Tarik’s type (duh), and she hates that he thinks she is beautiful. Now she wants a brown girl, and not just for sex, and Tarik’s not sure how he can plant himself in the middle of an emotional connection.
Now that he’s eliminated all romantic prospects with seemingly no insight from Hazel, Tarik thinks the best way to start a new triad is to call Minty.
“I’m trying to be manipulative, but I’m not very good at it,” Tarik Larissas. “If we call the person we used to date, from a relationship that imploded, she’ll tell us what we're doing wrong."
“I think what we’re doing wrong is calling Minty,” Hazel likes facts.
All the same, the next day Hazel agrees to call Minty, mostly because she wants to see how Tarik behaves around her. Minty says hi, and Hazel says eat shit and die with her face, and I support this.
“Does she want to fight or what?” Minty asks, while Hazel does that trick where you pull out your middle finger and pretend to apply lipstick with it.
“Yes, bitch.” Hazel caps her finger, and tucks it into her pocket for the next time she needs closure. Tarik trots out his bullshit, and Minty says they should agree on what they’re looking for. Then she says what they definitely planned in advance.
“Why not me?”
Hazel is about to make the computer disappear into the garbage can, and she calls Tarik out. Tarik figures if he acts appalled he’ll be less obvious, but this game barely tickles the edges of what you can expect in high school.
“Hmm. I can’t believe she saw through my clever disguise,” Tarik jabbers. “I even wore a pair of those nose glasses with a mustache. Do you think I should have gone with a beard? No one can see around that.”
The producers interview Minty, who says that she thinks her and Tarik would be together if Hazel wasn’t a factor. Hazel is grateful that she lives a place with easy access to firearms.
Zied is winded from being responsible for all the awesome this season. He’s puzzling out the mechanics of the dishwasher, while the producers coach him. “In Tunisia, for the clothes. But for the chicken? No.”
He’s relieved to learn that his homebody life will be interrupted by an out-of-town excursion with Rebecca. Rebecca’s experiencing an unexpected surge of COVID employment, and that steady exposure to people and their foul fingers makes for a great date to an amusement park, bustling grocery store, or IKEA.
“No. It’s never safe here,” says a yellow-shirted waif, crying in the parking lot and smoking a cigarette with each hand. “How many fucking Billy bookcases am I going to sell before I can microwave some meatballs? What happened to pre-purchased pickup? I’m going to go lay down in the load-in area.”
Rebecca is salty that it’s raining the next day, and has a device known as an umbrella, which is used as a rain deflection device everywhere except the Pacific Northwest. They head out to a place where Rebecca has rented a cabin, and their first stop is a carriage ride.
“No one standing six feet,” Zied has noticed this shit, too.
Zied also doesn’t consider it wise to plan a blowout wedding during a pandemic, especially since Rebecca has already been married three times, and so she has all the crockpots she could possibly wrangle. Rebecca thinks Dr. Fauci is just trying to kill her dreams, and wants to summon relatives from near and far to eek out a super spreader event. Zied isn’t sure if this is a good idea, since they have to get married before Ramadan. Rebecca is taken aback, since he failed to mention this before he knew she was plotting a big wedding. I see those PI powers flashing, Beckers! Zied looks away, because he sees it, too.
Amira is still in France, and off to meet her father. Dad thought she would be looking for a job, and Amira says her plan is not to remain in France. Dad is worried he dropped her too many times as a baby, since she’s doing the exact same thing that failed the first time. He also actually reads the news, and is worried about the mafia in Serbia, and the human rights issues.
“You must not sacrifice for Andrew. He’s not going to sacrifice for you,” Dad just has a vest full of truth grenades, and he’s pulling all the pins. He points out the obvious, which is that Andrew never tried to find her in Mexico.
“He’s a coward,” Amira’s dad really has episode MVP on lock. Then he tells a shocked Amira that he won’t talk to her anymore if she goes to Serbia for a reunion.
Meanwhile, Fucking Andrew is drinking out of a mug with his own face on it, because of course he is.
“I like to be my own grandmother,” Andrew explains. “That way I can slip myself candy in crinkly wrappers, and send myself a birthday card with a $20 bill in it.”
Andrew reports that he talked to a lawyer to confirm that the only plan he’s considered is something other people have done. He and Amira talk to a lawyer, and she asks what Amira said were her reasons for travel when she was stopped in Mexico. Amira reports that she told them she was meeting her fiancé. The lawyer thinks they might have assumed she was meeting a Mexican fiancé, and opted to deport her because love is dead. The lawyer also says that usually it’s truly difficult to get a visa extension, but there’s this rare thing called a fucking pandemic that’s complicating air travel and immigration.
“Yes, but I’ve heard germs don’t travel that high,” Andrew is ready, after adjusting his hairline.
“Well no, no, COVID is flying the friendly skies.” Lawyer, why are you trying?
“That’s not what the guy who was dragged off the plane screaming said.” Andrew has all the sources. “I thought my sombrero was taking up too much room in the overhead compartments, but it turns out that's where all the bodies were stored.”
Amira, meanwhile, remains unconvinced that it’s a good idea to do the exact same thing that traumatized her. She’s boosted by the lawyer’s statement about the potential to extend the K1, and Andrew knows that’s a second phone call, and he works with a strict one phone call limit.
“You can make your own decision,” Andrews Pauls the fuck out of a sentence. “Until I convince you to pursue my decision just to make me shut up. Amira want Andrew go? Me go away? You want divorce? Me go outside? Karine? Me go?”
“No divorce!” Rebecca is also fluent in caveman. “No bring stuffed emojis on plane. Bring things for baby!”
“For fuck’s sake!” Stephanie wins.
NEXT TIME: Amira plays second verse, same as the first, Hazel sets fire to the peppermint tea to prove a point, Mike milks away, Stephanie roshambos some sex, Zied explains Ramadan, and Jovi attends a bachelor party that's been going on for ten years.
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Hi phobos devs,
I am a IRL lawyer who plays 2b2t. I hope the your home countries don't have a good extradition with USA or if they do, you can make decent prison toilet wine to trade for cigarettes. EZ.
Using a rat then using it to gather dox, personal information, and banking passwords (yes, we know you gathered chrome keychains) faces some very serious penalties in the USA and with countries with a ratified extradition treaty.
I've laid it all out for you here. I would like you to think twice about releasing their dox on the 31st as planned. Uncle Sam will EZ you.
From 18 U.S. Code § 1030.Fraud and related activity in connection with computers:

What the law says about accessing peoples computers using a RAT

For the rat:

(4) knowingly and with intent to defraud, accesses a protected computer without authorization, or exceeds authorized access, and by means of such conduct furthers the intended fraud and obtains anything of value, unless the object of the fraud and the thing obtained consists only of the use of the computer and the value of such use is not more than $5,000 in any 1-year period;
(5)
(A) knowingly causes the transmission of a program, information, code, or command, and as a result of such conduct, intentionally causes damage without authorization, to a protected computer;
(B) intentionally accesses a protected computer without authorization, and as a result of such conduct, recklessly causes damage; or
(C) intentionally accesses a protected computer without authorization, and as a result of such conduct, causes damage and loss.[2]

Your punishment:

(c) The punishment for an offense under subsection (a) or (b) of this section is—
(1)
(A) a fine under this title or imprisonment for not more than ten years, or both, in the case of an offense under subsection (a)(1) of this section which does not occur after a conviction for another offense under this section, or an attempt to commit an offense punishable under this subparagraph; and
(B) a fine under this title or imprisonment for not more than twenty years, or both, in the case of an offense under subsection (a)(1) of this section which occurs after a conviction for another offense under this section, or an attempt to commit an offense punishable under this subparagraph;

What the law says about using said rat and extorting people for their dox this 31st of October

As relates to doxing:

(7) with intent to extort from any person any money or other thing of value, transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any—
(A) threat to cause damage to a protected computer;
(B) threat to obtain information from a protected computer without authorization or in excess of authorization or to impair the confidentiality of information obtained from a protected computer without authorization or by exceeding authorized access; or
(C) demand or request for money or other thing of value in relation to damage to a protected computer, where such damage was caused to facilitate the extortion;

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The penalty for hacking peoples computers and extorting them for dox is:

(C) a fine under this title or imprisonment for not more than ten years, or both, in the case of an offense under subsection (a)(2), (a)(3) or (a)(6) of this section which occurs after a conviction for another offense under this section, or an attempt to commit an offense punishable under this subparagraph;

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Countries with a US extradition treaty

They will bring you from these countries in handcuffs to face court!

• Albania
• Antigua and Barbuda
• Argentina
• Australia
• Austria
• Bahamas
• Barbados
• Belgium
• Belize
• Bolivia
• Bosnia and Herzegovina[a]
• Brazil
• Bulgaria
• Canada
• Chile
• Colombia[b]
• Congo[c]
• Costa Rica
• Croatia[a]
• Cuba
• Cyprus
• Czech Republic[d]
• Denmark
• Dominica
• Dominican Republic
• Ecuador
• Egypt[e]
• El Salvador
• Estonia
• Eswatini[f]
• Fiji[f]
• Finland
• France
• Gambia[f]
• Germany
• Ghana[f]
• Greece
• Grenada
• Guatemala
• Guyana[f]
• Haiti
• Honduras
• Hong Kong
• Hungary
• Iceland[h]
• India
• Iraq
• Ireland
• Israel
• Italy
• Jamaica
• Japan
• Jordan
• Kenya[f]
• Kiribati[f]
• Kosovo
• Latvia
• Lesotho[f]
• Liberia
• Liechtenstein
• Lithuania
• Luxembourg
• Malawi[f]
• Malaysia
• Malta
• Marshall Islands
• Mauritius[f]
• Mexico
• Micronesia
• Monaco
• Montenegro[a]
• Myanmar[f]
• Nauru[f]
• Netherlands
• New Zealand
• Nicaragua
• Nigeria[f]
• North Macedonia[a]
• Norway
• Pakistan[f]
• Palau
• Panama
• Papua New Guinea[f]
• Paraguay
• Peru
• Philippines
• Poland
• Portugal
• Romania
• Saint Kitts and Nevis
• Saint Lucia
• Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
• San Marino
• Serbia
• Seychelles[f]
• Sierra Leone[f]
• Singapore[f]
• Slovakia[d]
• Slovenia[a]
• South Africa
• South Korea
• Spain
• Sri Lanka
• Suriname[i]
• Sweden
• Switzerland
• Tanzania[f]
• Thailand
• Tonga[f]
• Trinidad and Tobago
• Turkey
• Tuvalu
• United Kingdom
• Uruguay
• Venezuela
• Zambia[f]
• Zimbabwe

Good morning once again!
This listing is for items that did not sell during the October 11 Auction (most likely due to BP/fees, or maybe just because the "right" buyer didn't see the auction, who knows) - so you can buy anything you want right here and right now - no buyer's premiums, no additional fees - JUST DISCOUNTS ON EVERYTHING:
*FREE shipping for any order over $100.
*All the Graded/Slabbed Coins are available at 30% off the listed price guide (which should be accurate, was checked about a month ago.)
*Any Sterling Silver non-coin item will be available at MELT (plus shipping.)
*EVERYTHING ELSE is 10% off the listed start price.
Each lot was individually imaged (front and back) for the auction - so the easiest way for you to see exactly what you're buying is to visit the auction link (the auction is over, so I'm not advertising anything different or advertising an upcoming auction) - so here that is:
https://www.auctionzip.com/auction-catalog/HTF-Coins-Silver,-US,-Foreign-more_FYWN25UAV6?page=0&searchWithAll=&size=200&sort=
Here is the required "prove you still have the stuff" photo with the username card and today's date:
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Payment: PayPal. I do not have Venmo/Zello/Bitcoin or any other form of digital payment at this time. No notes if using PPFF, please. Thank you.
Shipping: I will charge you what it costs me for the USPS label rounded up to the nearest dollar. For First Class that is usually $4, for USPS Priority Mail Flat Rate Small Box it will be $9. I will get you a tracking number right after payment is received and will get your package scanned into the USPS system within 24 hours of receipt of payment. I will offer "Risky Shipping" (via stamped greeting card) at my discretion for $1 - for single, small coins ONLY. NOTE: These prices are for Continental US shipping only - if you live outside the continental US, shipping will be more expensive. I am still happy to do it under the same rules as above, but just keep in mind it's going to cost more.
What do YOU need to do to buy coins from this group: send me a list of which lots you want (for example, I want to buy lots # 51, 52, 53, 54, 55) and I will send you a total. There are too many coins here (plus there are duplicates) so I cannot look up the coins you want by description - just give me lot numbers and it will be much simpler.
I'd like to make a simple and polite request - if I have sent you my PayPal information (meaning we've agreed to a deal) please finish it up as soon as you can so I can check you off the list and move on to the next person. This helps make sure you get all the coins we discussed and no one else is in limbo.
I will do my absolute best to update the ad as soon as lots sell.

LEFTOVERS:

11 1973 Proof Set $9.00
12 1973 Proof Set $9.00
13 1974 Proof Set $9.00
15 1975 Proof Set $9.00
17 1975 Proof Set $9.00
18 1975 Proof Set $9.00
19 1975 Proof Set $9.00
20 1975 Proof Set $9.00
21 1975 Proof Set $9.00
22 1975 Proof Set $9.00
23 1975 Proof Set $9.00
24 1975 Proof Set $9.00
25 1975 Proof Set $9.00
26 1975 Proof Set $9.00
27 1976 Proof Set $9.00
28 1976 Proof Set $9.00
29 1977 Proof Set $6.00
30 1977 Proof Set $6.00
31 1977 Proof Set $6.00
32 1977 Proof Set $6.00
33 1978 Proof Set $6.00
34 1978 Proof Set $6.00
35 1978 Proof Set $6.00
36 1978 Proof Set $6.00
37 1978 Proof Set $6.00
38 1975 Proof Set $9.00
51 Toner US Type Set 1 $55.00
52 Toner US Type Set 2 $30.00
53 Toner US Type Set 3 $30.00
54 1949 S Franklin Half UNC KEY DATE $40.00
55 1949 S Franklin Half UNC KEY DATE $40.00
59 1949 S Franklin Half UNC KEY DATE $40.00
60 1976 D Eisenhower Dollar UNC MINT CELLO $4.00
64 1977 D Eisenhower Dollar UNC MINT CELLO $4.00
65 Toner US Type Set 4 $25.00
66 Toner US Type Set 5 $30.00
67 1953 D Franklin Half UNC FULL BELL LINES $25.00
68 Toner US Type Set 6 $65.00
70 1936 Mercury Dime Doubled Die Obverse HIGH GRADE $30.00
73 1955 Roosevelt Dime UNC TONED $8.00
75 1955 S Roosevelt Dime UNC TONED $5.00
76 1955 S Roosevelt Dime UNC TONED $5.00
78 World Silver - Canada 1913 25 Cents $5.00
80 1956 Roosevelt Dime UNC TONED $8.00
81 1958 D Roosevelt Dime UNC TONED $5.00
83 1964 Roosevelt Dime UNC TONED $3.00
84 1964 Roosevelt Dime UNC TONED $3.00
85 World Silver - Canada 1906 10 Cents $3.00
89 1928 S/S Standing Liberty Quarter Rainbow Toned $20.00
90 1974 D Eisenhower Dollar UNC MINT CELLO $4.00
94 France - 1865 BB 5 Centimes $1.00
95 Illinois Governer Otto Kerner Inauguration Medal $4.00
96 1928 S "Inverted MM" Standing Liberty Quarter $35.00
113 Type Coin Lot $50.00
114 50 Indian Head Cents, Mixed Dates & Conditions $40.00
115 50 Indian Head Cents, Mixed Dates & Conditions $40.00
116 50 Indian Head Cents, Mixed Dates & Conditions $40.00
117 75 Indian Head Cents, Mixed Dates & Conditions $60.00
154 1958 Type B Washington Quarter UNC $12.00
156 1956 Washington Quarter UNC RAINBOW TONED $15.00
158 Denmark - 1921 5 Ore $2.00
159 1968 D Kennedy Half UNC TONED $10.00
160 1958 Type B Reverse Washington Quarter UNC $15.00
162 1959 Type B Reverse Washington Quarter UNC $12.00
163 1959 Type B Reverse Washington Quarter UNC TONED $15.00
166 1960 Type B Reverse Washington Quarter UNC $12.00
167 1960 Type B Reverse Washington Quarter UNC $12.00
170 1875 Indian Head Cent $3.00
171 1963 Type B Reverse Washington Quarter UNC TONED $15.00
172 1963 Type B Reverse Washington Quarter UNC TONED $15.00
173 1964 Kennedy Half Mint Clip Error $15.00
175 1964 D Washington Quarter UNC TONED $12.00
179 Stag Beer Wooden Nickel "Fair on the Square" $1.00
180 The TV Shop Slidell, LA One Wooden Buck $1.00
185 St Helena - 1981 25 Pence (Crown Sized) $3.00
190 1996 D Kennedy Half UNC MINT CELLO $2.00
191 State of Missouri Sesquicentennial Medal $2.00
193 State of Missouri Sesquicentennial Medal $2.00
194 State of Missouri Sesquicentennial Medal $2.00
199 1974 D Kennedy Half Dollar DDO UNC $35.00
200 Star Wars Episode III Limited Edition Token/Medal $3.00
253 1978 D Kennedy Half Dollar UNC from Mint Set GEM BU TONED $40.00
255 World Silver - Switzerland 1953 1/2 Franc $3.00
256 1979 Kennedy Half Dollar UNC from Mint Set GEM BU TONED $15.00
257 1986 D Kennedy Half Dollar UNC from Mint Set GEM BU TONED $30.00
258 1986 D Kennedy Half Dollar UNC from Mint Set GEM BU TONED $15.00
259 1954 S Washington Quarter UNC $15.00
260 1957 Washington Quarter UNC TONED $15.00
261 1963 Type B Reverse Washington Quarter UNC TONED $30.00
262 1999 D Kennedy Half Dollar UNC from Mint Set GEM BU PROOFLIKE $10.00
265 Panama - 1975 Proof 5 Centesimos in OGP cello $1.00
266 1971 D Eisenhower Dollar "Talon Head" Obverse Die Clash / "Moon Line" Reverse Die Clash UNC TONED $20.00
269 Maybrook NY Golden Jubilee Good For 10 Cent Wooden Nickel $1.00
270 Maybrook NY 1975 Golden Jubilee 25 Cent Wooden Nickel $1.00
271 World Silver - Australia 1939 Sixpence $4.00
272 1974 Eisenhower Dollar UNC RAINBOW TONED $20.00
274 1957 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
275 1974 D Eisenhower Dollar UNC RAINBOW TONED $15.00
276 World Silver - Australia 1920 Shilling $8.00
277 1959 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
278 2010 S Buchanan Presidential Golden Dollar from Proof Set with Doubled Edge Lettering $10.00
279 1960 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
280 World Silver - Australia 1943 Shilling $8.00
281 1961 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
282 2011 S Johnson Presidential Golden Dollar from Proof Set with Doubled Edge Lettering $10.00
286 1963 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
287 1983 Lincoln Cent DDO FS-101 $40.00
288 1964 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
289 1983 Lincoln Cent DDO UNC $40.00
290 1983 Lincoln Cent DDO UNC GEM BU $75.00
291 1964 D Washington Silver Quarter UNC TONED $10.00
292 2000 "Wide AM" Lincoln Cent UNC $20.00
293 1960's Terre Haute, IN Sesquicentennial Wooden Nickel $1.00
294 .999 Silver 1 oz MLB Mike Piazza Limited Edition Silver Proof Round $30.00
295 1964 "The American Indian - America's First Pioneer" 1 oz .999 Silver Round $30.00
296 "Winter Scenes" Sterling Silver Art Round $25.00
297 Illinois "Illiniwek" Mascot Sterling Silver Art Round TONED $25.00
298 1982 Buffalo NY Sesquicentennial Wooden Nickel $1.00
299 1958 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
300 1959 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
351 1960 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
352 Denmark - 1950 5 Ore KEY DATE $25.00
353 1961 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
357 1990 Rappahannock Area Coin Club Wooden Nickel $1.00
359 1962 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
360 Old Time Wooden Nickel Co Support Our Troops Wooden Nickel $1.00
361 1963 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
362 Switzerland - 1874 B 5 Rappen $40.00
363 1964 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
366 1957 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
368 1958 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
370 1959 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
371 Great Britain - 1920 1/2 Crown NICE $60.00
372 New Zealand - 1942 1/2 Crown $35.00
373 1960 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
374 Sudan - 1972 50 Ghirsh UNC $4.00
375 1961 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
377 Clear Lake, IA Perkins Wooden Nickel $1.00
378 Lake of the Woods 40th Anniversary Bimetallic Token $1.00
379 1962 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
380 Great Britain - 1981 25 New Pence UNC $3.00
383 Guyana - 1970 1 Dollar UNC $3.00
384 New Zealand - 1953 1 Crown $5.00
385 Illawarrra Numismatic Association Membership Discount Wooden Nickel Token $1.00
386 San Juan Quality Royale Casino Token $1 Face Value $2.00
388 Artisan Silverworks Temecula, CA Wooden Nickel $1.00
390 1963 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
393 Netherlands East Indies - 1945 S 1 Cent UNC $2.00
394 1964 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
395 1957 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
396 Netherlands Antilles - 1965 2.5 Cents UNC TONED $10.00
397 Virginia Numismatic Association Encased Cent $3.00
398 Netherlands - 1921 1/2 Cent BETTER DATE $3.00
399 Netherlands - 1922 1/2 Cent BETTER DATE $5.00
400 1958 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
451 1959 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
452 Belgium - 1902 1 Centime $1.00
453 Netherlands Antilles - 1959 1 Cent UNC $4.00
454 Belgium - 1901 1 Centime $2.00
455 Canada - 1930 5 Cents NICE $8.00
456 Canada - 1930 5 Cents NICER $10.00
458 Canada - 1948 5 Cents $1.00
461 Barbados - 1973 Proof 5 Cents in OGP $1.00
462 Barbados - 1973 Proof 1 Dollar in OGP $1.00
463 Barbados - 1973 Proof 25 Cents in OGP $1.00
464 Barbados - 1973 Proof 10 Cents in OGP $1.00
465 World Silver - Canada 1882 H Ten Cents $10.00
466 World Silver - Canada 1886 Ten Cents $15.00
467 2009 P Lincoln Cent "Formative Years" Doubled Die Reverse Book High UNC $2.00
469 Trinidad & Tobago - 1973 Proof 10 Cents in OGP $1.00
470 World Silver - Canada 1899 Ten Cents $8.00
471 Trinidad & Tobago - 1973 Proof 1 Cent in OGP $1.00
472 British Virgin Islands - 1974 Proof 10 Cents in OGP cello $1.00
473 Trinidad & Tobago - 1973 Proof 50 Cents in OGP $1.00
474 World Silver - Canada 1908 Ten Cents $4.00
476 British Virgin Islands - 1973 Proof 1 Cent in OGP $1.00
477 Netherlands - 1906 1 Cent NICE $1.00
478 British Virgin Islands - 1973 Proof 25 Cents in OGP $1.00
479 1961 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
480 Barbados - 1980 Proof 25 Cents in OGP cello $1.00
481 1962 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
482 Panama - 1976 Proof 5 Centesimos in OGP cello $1.00
483 Panama - 1976 Proof 10 Centesimos in OGP cello $1.00
484 Netherlands - 1912 1/2 Cent NICE $3.00
485 1963 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
486 1964 Type B Reverse Washington Silver Quarter (starts at melt) $5.00
488 Netherlands East Indies - 1921 1/2 Cent NICE KEY DATE $12.00
490 British Virgin Islands - 1974 Proof 1 Cent in OGP $1.00
491 Denmark - 1920 10 Ore Doubled Die Obverse (date) $5.00
492 India - 2010 10 Rupees UNC $1.00
494 British Virgin Islands - 1974 Proof 5 Cents in OGP cello $1.00
495 France - 1946 C 5 Francs $3.00
497 World Silver - Canada 1874 H 25 Cents $8.00
498 British Virgin Islands - 1974 Proof 10 Cents in OGP $1.00
499 France - 1952 5 Francs KEY DATE $10.00
500 France - 1946 5 Francs $1.00
551 Switzerland - 1906 1 Rappen BETTER DATE $10.00
552 World Silver - Switzerland 1963 1 Franc NICE $5.00
553 Switzerland - 1902 2 Rappen KEY DATE FIRST YEAR $15.00
554 Panama - 1975 Proof 1 Centesimo in OGP $2.00
555 Panama - 1975 Proof 10 Centesimos in OGP $3.00
556 Panama - 1976 Proof 10 Centesimos in OGP $2.00
557 Switzerland - 1910 2 Rappen BETTER DATE $10.00
558 2009 P Lincoln Cent "Formative Years" Doubled Die Reverse Book Low UNC $2.00
559 Panama - 1975 Proof 25 Centesimos in OGP $2.00
561 Panama - 1975 Proof 5 Centesimos in OGP $2.00
562 Panama - 1976 Proof 5 Centesimos in OGP $4.00
568 Panama - 1974 Proof 5 Centesimos in OGP cello $1.00
570 France - 1889 A 5 Centimes $1.00
572 Panama - 1973 Proof 1/10 Balboa in OGP $1.00
573 France - 1854 D 5 Centimes $1.00
574 Barbados - 1973 Proof 1 Cent $1.00
575 Panama - 1973 Proof 1/4 Balboa in OGP $1.00
576 France - 1862 K 5 Centimes $1.00
577 1934 Washington Quarter Medium Motto NICE $15.00
579 Liberia 1941 2 Cents NICE $6.00
580 World Silver - Denmark 1874 25 Ore $6.00
581 Liberia - 1974 Proof 5 Cents in OGP $1.00
583 France - 1856 BB 5 Centimes $1.00
584 Liberia - 1974 Proof 10 Cents in OGP $1.00
585 Mexico Mint Set 1965 (includes silver) $5.00
587 Mexico Mint Set Mixed Dates (includes silver) $5.00
588 France - 1863 K 5 Centimes $2.00
590 France - 1855 D 5 Centimes $1.00
593 France - 1854 K 5 Centimes $1.00
594 Bahamas - 1970 Proof 1 Cent in OGP $1.00
595 France - 1853 D 10 Centimes $1.00
596 France - 1856 K 10 Centimes $1.00
599 France - 1854 W 10 Centimes $1.00
600 2009 P Lincoln Cent "Formative Years" Doubled Die Reverse Book Low UNC $2.00
651 2009 P Lincoln Cent "Formative Years" Doubled Die Reverse Book Low UNC $2.00
652 2009 P Lincoln Cent "Formative Years" Doubled Die Reverse Book Low UNC $2.00
653 2009 P Lincoln Cent "Formative Years" Doubled Die Reverse 012 UNC $2.00
654 2009 P Lincoln Cent "Formative Years" Doubled Die Reverse 012 UNC $2.00
655 2009 P Lincoln Cent "Formative Years" Doubled Die Reverse 012 UNC $2.00
658 World Silver - Austria - 1868 10 Kreuzer $2.00
660 World Silver - Canada 1916 25 Cents $6.00
661 Greece - 1959 10 Drachmai UNC $10.00
663 World Silver - Canada 1921 25 Cents $8.00
664 World Silver - Canada 1921 25 Cents $8.00
666 2009 P Lincoln Cent "Formative Years" Doubled Die Reverse 001 UNC $2.00
667 2009 P Lincoln Cent "Formative Years" Doubled Die Reverse 002 UNC $2.00
670 Barbados - 1973 Proof 1 Cent and 5 Cents in OGP (two coins) $1.00
671 Barbados - 1973 Proof 10 Cents and 25 Cents in OGP (two coins) $1.00
672 Cayman Islands - 1974 Proof 5 Cents and 10 Cents in OGP (two coins) $1.00
673 Bahamas - 1973 and 1974 Proof 1 Cents in OGP (two coins) $1.00
674 Bahamas - 1973 and 1974 Proof 5 Cents in OGP (two coins) $1.00
675 Switzerland - 1921 10 Rappen NICE $8.00
676 Switzerland - 1936 2 Rappen KEY DATE $5.00
677 World Silver - Switzerland 1955 1/2 Franc BETTER DATE $4.00
679 1982 Silver Proof George Washington Commemorative Half Dollar in OGP $11.00
680 1982 Silver Proof George Washington Commemorative Half Dollar in OGP $11.00
681 1982 Silver Proof George Washington Commemorative Half Dollar in OGP $11.00
682 1982 Silver Proof George Washington Commemorative Half Dollar in OGP $11.00
684 World Silver - Saint Thomas & Prince Island (Sao Tome et Principe) 1951 2 1/2 Escudos LOW MINTAGE $25.00
685 1986 Proof 2 CoinStatue of Liberty Set (Silver Dollar and Clad Half) in OGP $22.00
686 1986 Proof 2 CoinStatue of Liberty Set (Silver Dollar and Clad Half) in OGP $22.00
687 Bahamas - 1976 Proof 25 Cents in OGP $1.00
689 Two French Notgeld Tokens $2.00
690 1986 Proof 2 CoinStatue of Liberty Set (Silver Dollar and Clad Half) in OGP $22.00
691 Two French Notgeld Tokens $2.00
692 1986 Proof 2 CoinStatue of Liberty Set (Silver Dollar and Clad Half) in OGP $22.00
693 Mexico - 1954 5 Centavos UNC $3.00
694 World Silver - Japan 1932 50 Sen $6.00
695 Mexico - 1966 20 Centavos UNC $5.00
696 1986 Silver Proof Statue of Liberty Dollar in OGP $20.00
697 World Silver - Canada 1929 10 Cents $3.00
698 1986 Silver Proof Statue of Liberty Dollar in OGP $20.00
699 Mexico - 1973 20 Centavos UNC $6.00
700 World Silver - Canada 1948 10 Cents $3.00
751 1986 Silver Proof Statue of Liberty Dollar in OGP $20.00
752 Mexico - 1955 5 Centavos $1.00
753 Mexico - 1955 5 Centavos $1.00
755 Canada - "Heads and Tails" RCM Mint Booklet with 1968 Mint Set $5.00
756 Four Canada 1991 UNC Cents (4 coins) in OGP CELLO $1.00
757 Four Canada 1991 UNC 5 Cents (4 coins) in OGP CELLO $1.00
759 Four Canada 1991 UNC 10 Cents (4 coins) in OGP CELLO $2.00
760 Philippines - 1975 Proof 10 Cents in OGP $1.00
761 Nepal 1974 Proof Set LOW MINTAGE $3.00
762 Philippines - 1975 Proof 5 Cents in OGP $1.00
766 Four Canada 1991 UNC 50 Cents (4 coins) in OGP CELLO $4.00
767 Four Canada 1991 UNC 1 Dollar (4 coins) in OGP CELLO $7.00
768 Belize 1974 Uncirculated Specimen Set in OGP $25.00
771 Jamaica - 1976 Proof 1 Cent in OGP $1.00
773 1961 Silver Proof Washington Quarter DEEP CAMEO $10.00
774 1964 D Washington Quarter UNC TONED $8.00
775 1961 Silver Proof Washington Quarter DEEP CAMEO $10.00
776 1974 P Kennedy Half Dollar UNC MINT CELLO $2.00
777 Poland - 2014 2 Zlotych UNC $2.00
778 Two Mixed World Coins $1.00
779 1959 Silver Proof Washington Quarter DEEP CAMEO $10.00
780 1956 Silver Proof Washington Quarter $6.00
781 1956 Silver Proof Washington Quarter $6.00
782 Two Mixed Tokens $1.00
783 1976 P Kennedy Half Dollar UNC MINT CELLO $2.00
785 1956 Silver Proof Washington Quarter $6.00
787 1941 S "Large S" Lincoln Wheat Cent $1.00
789 1953 Silver Proof Washington Quarter NICE $20.00
794 2011 S Silver Proof Glacier Quarter $6.00
795 St Pierre & Miquelon - 1948 1 Franc UNC $8.00
796 2013 S Silver Proof Great Basin Quarter $6.00
800 1995 Lincoln Cent Doubled Die Obverse $20.00
851 1971 Lincoln Memorial Cent NGC MS67RD (Price Guide $195)
852 1971 Jefferson Nickel NGC MS66 6FS (Price Guide $125)
853 1946 S Roosevelt Dime NGC MS67FT (Price Guide $95)
854 World Silver - Egypt AH1293 (Year 10; 1884) 10 Qirsh $12.00
856 1965 Roosevelt Dime NGC MS67 FULL TORCH (Price Guide $750)
857 1965 Washington Quarter NGC MS66 (Price Guide $30)
858 1971 Washington Quarter NGC MS66 (Price Guide $50)
859 1971 D Washington Quarter NGC MS67 (Price Guide $65)
860 1963 D Franklin Half Dollar NGC MS65 FULL BELL LINES (Price Guide $190)
861 1971 D Kennedy Half Dollar NGC MS67 (Price Guide $120)
862 1971 P Eisenhower Dollar NGC MS65 (Price Guide $80)
863 1825 Half Cent NGC VG10BN (Price Guide $85)
864 1939 S Jefferson Nickel PCGS MS65 Rev 1940 (Price Guide $90)
865 1943 P Silver Jefferson Nickel DDO (Doubled Eye) NGC XF45 (Price Guide $75)
866 1941 D Jefferson Nickel NGC MS66 5 Full Steps (Price Guide $40)
867 1941 D Jefferson Nickel NGC MS67 5 Full Steps (Price Guide $175)
868 2011 S Silver Proof Chickasaw Quarter $6.00
869 2013 S Silver Proof White Mountain Quarter $6.00
870 1943 D Jefferson Nickel Old NGC MS67 (Price Guide $90)
871 1956 D Jefferson Nickel NGC MS65 TONED (Price Guide $20)
872 1956 D Jefferson Nickel NGC MS65 TONED (Price Guide $20)
873 1958 Proof Jefferson Nickel NGC PF69 (Price Guide $110)
874 1978 D Jefferson Nickel NGC MS66 5 Full Steps (Price Guide $60)
875 1945 S Micro S Mercury Dime NGC MS66 (Price Guide $140)
876 1946 S/S Washington Quarter RPM-002 NGC MS65 (Price Guide $75)
877 1946 S/S Washington Quarter RPM-002 NGC MS65 (Price Guide $75)
878 1947 S/S Washington Quarter RPM-001 NGC MS66 (Price Guide $285)
879 1950 Washington Quarter DDR NGC MS66 (Price Guide $150)
880 1957 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse PCGS MS66 (Price Guide $110)
881 1958 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS65 (Price Guide $100)
882 2013 S Silver Proof Fort McHenry Quarter $6.00
883 1959 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS64 (Price Guide $40)
884 1959 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS64 (Price Guide $40)
885 1959 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS64 (Price Guide $40)
886 Canada - 1962 "Hanging 2" 1 Cent UNC $8.00
887 1959 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS65 (Price Guide $55)
888 1959 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS65 (Price Guide $55)
889 1959 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS65 (Price Guide $55)
890 1959 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS65 (Price Guide $55)
891 1959 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS65 (Price Guide $55)
892 1960 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS65 (Price Guide $65)
893 1960 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS64 (Price Guide $50)
894 1960 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS64 (Price Guide $50)
896 1960 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS65 (Price Guide $65)
897 1960 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS65 (Price Guide $65)
898 1960 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS65 (Price Guide $65)
899 1962 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse PCGS MS65 (Price Guide $110)
951 1963 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse PCGS MS65 (Price Guide $130)
952 1963 Washington Quarter Type B Reverse NGC MS65 (Price Guide $130)
953 Philippines - 1944 D/D 20 Centavos NGC AU58 RARE Variety (Priced at $55)
954 1942 Walking Liberty Half DDR NGC AU58 (Price Guide $100)
955 1942 Walking Liberty Half DDR PCGS MS67 GEM (Price Guide $6,000)
956 1953 D Franklin Half Bugs Bunny PCGS MS64FBL (Price Guide $170
957 1954 D Franklin Half Bugs Bunny PCGS MS64FBL (Price Guide $100)
958 1954 D Franklin Half Bugs Bunny PCGS MS64FBL (Price Guide $100)
960 1974 D Kennedy Half DDO PCGS AU58 (Price Guide $35)
961 1977 D Kennedy Half DDO NGC AU58 (Price Guide $175)
962 1977 D Kennedy Half DDO NGC AU58 (Price Guide $175)
963 1977 D Kennedy Half DDO NGC MS61 (Price Guide $250)
964 1977 D Kennedy Half DDO NGC MS62 (Price Guide $350)
965 1977 D Kennedy Half DDO ANACS MS63 (Price Guide $100)
966 1977 D Kennedy Half DDO NGC MS65 (Price Guide $250)
967 1977 D Kennedy Half DDO NGC MS65 (Price Guide $250)
968 1885 O Morgan Dollar NGC MS63 TONED (Priced at $100 due to toning)
969 Sterling Silver Cup Engraved "Johnny" 53.3 grams
971 Sterling Silver Cigarette Case Engraved "CML" 67.5 grams
972 2010 S Silver Proof Mount Hood Quarter $6.00
974 2011 S Silver Proof Olympic Quarter $6.00
976 2010 S Silver Proof Yosemite Quarter $6.00
977 1964 D Washington Quarter BU NICE $5.00
978 1959 D Washington Quarter BU NICE $5.00
979 Sterling Silver Tongs 19.1 grams
980 Sterling Silver Tongs 19.0 grams
981 1984 P Kennedy Half Dollar UNC MINT CELLO $2.00
982 1979 P Kennedy Half Dollar UNC MINT CELLO $2.00
983 1959 D Washington Quarter BU NICE $5.00
984 1959 D Washington Quarter BU NICE $5.00
985 France - 1919 10 Centimes NICE $2.00
986 1953 S Silver Washington Quarter NICE $8.00
987 France - 1945 C 5 Francs $2.00
988 France - 1945 C 5 Francs $2.00
989 Sterling Silver Spoon Engraved "Eugene 1892" 10.0 grams
990 France - 1946 C 5 Francs $3.00
991 France - 1946 C 5 Francs $3.00
992 France - 1946 C 5 Francs $3.00
993 France - 1946 C 5 Francs $3.00
994 1964 D Washington Quarter BU NICE $5.00
995 Sterling Silver Spoon Engraved "1893" 10.0 grams
998 1964 Washington Quarter BU NICE $5.00
999 1962 Washington Quarter BU NICE $5.00

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Bad Habit After Charge (dupe for Huda Beauty Obsessions Gemstone-$5
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KvD Fetish-$18
Sigma Blush palette with one shade depotted-$8
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Etc.-
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Lime Crime Diamond Crushers in Cleopatra DS-$4
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Trestique mini matte lip crayon in Belize Bordeaux-$2
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update: fight between QP MP and Adekvad activist

Yesterday we learned about a fight between QP MP Alen and Adekvad member Danielyan.
QP Alen says:
Adekvad's Danielyan tried to instigate a similar fight back in 2016, in the same place.
He wanted to join QP. His father-in-law was the director of the media outlet I worked at. Danielyan wanted me to remove an article.
Yesterday's fight began after a greeting. My friend and I were walking in the Malibu park near my home when we saw 3 Adekvads. We approached them. He gave me a very long stare. I greeted him. He cursed my mother. I told him I have the same opinion about him and headbumped his nose. I don't care if I'm a public official, I won't allow such a language to be used. I don't mind carrying responsibility if my actions were outside of self-defense.
In a similar fashion, Adekvad members tried to instigate a fight against QP MP Mkhitar Hayrapetyan recently.
 
General Prosecutor sent the investigation to SIS because it involves a public official.
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186819
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186879
https://factor.am/245427.html

update: the cigarette smuggling rumors

Yesterday we learned that the former regime's outlets circulated a story about an "illegal cigarette transfer, coverup, and a scandal".
infocheck investigated the story:
On April 25th, rumors began circulating that an Armenian jet was arrested in Russia after Armenian IRS and QP MP Hakobyan did illegal smuggling.
The regime's outlet claims this jet was also supposed to be used to transfer Russians from Armenia to Russia, "but they refused".
168 wrote its sources said the Russian ambassador got mad after the "smuggling" and called Deputy PM Avinyan, but couldn't reach him, so he contacted MFA official Shavarsh Kocharyan instead.
 
infocheck does fact-checking:
The arrested jet is Russian, not Armenian. It properly registered to transport 40 tons of cigarettes to Russia.
IRS says the cigarettes were legally entered into the registration system. Inventory papers were present.
The original destination for cigarettes was Afghanistan, not Russia. The problem is, the cargo didn't reach Afghanistan. It remained in Russia and was unloaded there, so the cargo could be driven to Afghanistan on land (is air traffic closed??).
As for the Russian ambassador's alleged intervention, the aforementioned Armenian officials deny the 168 outlet's claim, saying they never received such calls from the Russian ambassador.
"As for the jet refusing to take Russian citizens to Russia on its way, that's also false. Moreover, the jet offered to transport Armenian citizens stuck in Russia on its way back to Armenia."
 
In other news, fake news was circulated about deputy PM Tigran Avinyan resigning from office.
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186886
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186888

UCOM shareholder and ex-IRS boss's family is charged and raided

You remember the UCOM story, about how investigators say Dodi Gago's man allegedly bribed ex-IRS chief Gagik Khachatryan's sons who laundered cash through offshore. Their UCOM shares are frozen.
None of the Khachatryan's sons are officially charged as part of this story yet, according to Khachatryan's lawyer.
Their father, the ex-IRS chief Gagik Khachatryan, was earlier charged as part of another laundering story. His son, UCOM shareholder, is charged as part of that incident, and not the latest laundering incident, according to lawyer.
Today the police raided Khachatryan's son's officers.
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186851
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186901

General Prosecutor about the level of corruption investigations

Gen. Prosecutor Davtyan:
We have an unprecedented volume of active investigations. Hundreds of companies did illegal activities for 15 years and took steps to cover it up. We have evidence that it was coordinated from 1-2 places.
The way they moved money makes it obvious they were trying to hinder future investigations. It does make it harder to investigate these cases.
When we have enough evidence, we will press charges. We already have charges against some. We're working internationally.
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186866

ex-NSS boss Vanetsyan is accused of being recruited by Russian intelligence (surprised pickachu)

In 2019, several experts and NGOs accused Vanetsyan of being "Russia's man". They believe Vanetsyan purposely leaked the infamous 2018 phone call with SIS chief to boost his pro-Russia image, then got money from Russia-based donors to create his new political initiative, and joined the former regime members.
 
QP MP Hakobyan wrote today:
Vanetsyan is trying to divert the attention from his corrupt dealings (possibly referring to Zangezur mining shares, explained yesterday), by accusing Pashinyan of secret negotiations around Artsakh. Since everyone is asking questions, I'll ask some too:
Is it possible that one day we will find out that Pashinyan fired NSS boss Vanetsyan for being an agent of [Russia] foreign country's intelligence? Is it possible that Pashinyan pressured Vanetsyan with overwhelming evidence and got him to admit he was recruited by foreign intelligence?
Is it possible that Pashinyan was even able to find out the details on how Vanetsyan was recruited?
Is it possible that not only Vanetsyan's 2018 calls with SIS chief and PM were recorded, but also calls between Vanetsyan and Serj's son-in-law Mikael Minasyan, during which Vanetsyan extorted Minasyan to give away his company shares with a promise to give him a position once Vanetsyan sabotages Pashinyan and forms a new-HHK governance?
Many of you will want this to be solved through the legal system, but the international practice says that such actions would harm the relations with the other country [Russia].
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186830
https://factor.am/245731.html

Kocharyan's friends in Russia...

... published an article on Komsomolskaya Pravda. FIP outlet says it's full of misinformation. The article claims Kocharyan is purposely kept in jail without a trial.
"In reality, Kocharyan's first trial happened in May-2019, and we've seen several trials since then. The reason why the core discussions are being delayed is that Kocharyan has been delaying it by repeatedly asking judges to recuse themselves, making offers to post bails, etc. which delays the process. Last month's delay was due to the judge having surgery."
"Pravda's author presents the March 1st in a misleading manner and justifies Kocharyan's actions against ".
Full: https://fip.am/11315

771mln embezzlement bust in Yerevan parking / Offshore machinations / Forged docs

Investigators released a statement:
Parking City Service (PCS) company sold its shares to Yerevan. During this process, 771mln was stolen by the firm's co-founder and directors.
In 2016, Serj Sargsyan convinced PCS to donate 100% of its shares to Yerevan city.
PCS admins agreed, but decided to defraud the city. They forged docs and claimed that in 2013, they took a $2mln loan from a firm in Beliz, with a 21% annual interest rate.
PCS gets transferred to Yerevan.
In 2017, Yerevan municipality pays back the faked $3.3mln loan to the Beliz firm, causing damage to the city.
A felony case is launched against the PCS admins. The court refused to arrest him. Admin posted a 70mln bail and promised not to leave Armenia.
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186850

pulling info becomes free for journalists

Govt recently passed a bill to make it free for journalists to request official info from govt database. The law comes into effect today. "This will help the media with investigative journalism," said Justice Ministry.
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186841

getting fired over a Facebook "like" / a massive drama

Gyulagarak, Lori district chief says the mayor fired him for liking the governor's Facebook post. The mayor denies, saying the district chief was fired for poor performance.
The fired district chief says:
The mayor and several councilmen visited me and told me to quit because the mayor has a conflict with the governor, and I keep "liking" governor's Facebook posts, which means I'm not in the same camp with the mayor.
The governor did many good things for us. They're creating factories. I liked his Livestream. Mayor didn't appreciate it. He told another district chief to quit, too. He's been pressuring me since 2019.
 
The mayor has a conflict with the Lori governor. Mayor submitted for his resignation earlier, but the municipality council apparently didn't accept it. Then this Facebook "like" story unfolded...
 
Lori governor tells his version of the story:
On April 10, the mayor Livestreamed on Facebook a municipality session during which he submitted his resignation. Governor's office received his resignation letter electronically.
However, days later, the municipality council submitted the summary of that session, but they omitted the part where the mayor resigned. We're figuring out if it's forged, the cops are involved.
Yesterday we got the news that the mayor illegally fired two district managers.
🍿🍿🍿🍿
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186831
https://hetq.am/hy/article/116615

29 years since Operation Ring...

... organized by CCCP and Azeri forces, to cleanse the Armenian population from several Karabakh regions. This kicked off the wide-scale war.
Shahumyan region was bombarded first. Tanks were used against peaceful Armenian civilians for the first time. 100 murdered, 10,000 forced to flee.
https://www.lragir.am/2020/04/30/542366/

COVID infections

2066 infections. 134 new cases, the largest jump in one day. 21.1k tested so far (daily tests have increased to >1,000)
94yo Hranush tati recovered.
 
Healthcare Minster: Most of these cases were related to several known incidents in a funeral and hospital staff. The circles are more or less known. We'll see how it goes to decide on the level of restrictions relaxation.
Pashinyan: The public should remember safety steps because we can't remain under lockdown for a year. We have to adapt and live with COVID. If we knew that another month of lockdown would completely stop COVID, we would have done it, but that's not how it works. We'll reopen some arts of the industry soon, but not education.
Deputy PM Avinyan: if we relax the lockdown and the spread increases and puts the healthcare system at risk, we can bring back the strict restrictions again.
Pashinyan: eventually, when infections increase, we can't keep them all in hospitals. We'll have to send the asymptotic patients to self-isolation. Here we need discipline on their part so they won't leave isolation and infect others.
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186824
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186828
https://armtimes.com/hy/article/186834
https://armtimes.com/hy/article/186835

COVID aid expands / Some people get rejected

Pashinyan: So far 55bln distributed to 775,000 residents and 22,000 businesses. All university students get aid, but A-grade students get more. It's on purpose. We want to encourage high performance.
Labor Minister: we're expanding the 8th aid package recipient list to add 36,000 residents who worked in certain types of businesses.
Labor Minister: many people get rejected because they make a typo while applying, or they submit a form multiple times. This causes problems.
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186839
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186840
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186849

1-4 grade students won't be graded anymore

Education Minister Arayik says they decided to remove the grades system and use other forms of grading for elementary kids.
"We want to tie the child to education and knowledge, and not to a digit. We'll retrain teachers," said Minister.
https://armenpress.am/arm/news/1013982.html

1st grader registration system revamped

Education Ministry will change the way kids register for 1st class. Those who have a sibling or a parent in a nearby school will be prioritized and given a 10-day headstart to apply to be in that school.
https://armenpress.am/arm/news/1013970.html

soldiers to get more cash for travel

Govt will spend 150mln/year to increase transport subsidy for soldiers who have to travel long distances while returning home for a vacation.
Police Forces and NSS agents also qualify. https://armenpress.am/arm/news/1013906.html

MAKE TOMATOES GREAT AGAIN

Pashinyan: we're talking to governors about financing traditional agriculture with the "old methods".
Deputy PM: we need to discuss further. There are newer types of apricot trees used in EU that bring more yield. If we want to return to the traditional, we need to finance old technology.
Pashinyan: son, there is a big difference between apricot from EU and Armenia. When the elder used to tell me that tomato used to taste better, I used to think that's because they just got older. Nope. The tomato actually got worse. We need to balance the yield and taste.
 
Govt will expand agricultural loan aid for farmers. The upper limit is raised 3x to boost cattle and "traditional agriculture" activities.
2019: 8.8k loans worth 36bln given
2020Q1: 1.6k loans worth 6.7bln
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186846

Pashinyan's chitchat about utility fees

PM got the list of people whose utilities were cut off and called some of them.
Resident: we haven't had electricity for 5 days. We have 25k and 23k debt in Jan/Feb, then we got more. We paid 40k but they still didn't turn on the light. I have 2 sons aged 23 and 21, and I'm the sole revenue earner.
PM: construction field is reopening. Can your sons work to bring income?
Resident: I know.
PM: I'll pay your existing 50k debt, but what will you do next month?
Resident: from pension-to-pension. I'll pay utilities when I get the pension.
PM: ask your sons to get a job.
 
PM called another resident.
Resident: I paid the debt partially and they enabled the electricity. My son is a cook. He's unemployed since COVID. Recently he got 300k aid from govt.
PM: why didn't he use some of it to pay for utility, then?
Resident: he bought 2-month worth food for his two kids. We'll pay the fees gradually...
 
Another call...
PM: allo, hi, this is Nikol, did they shut down electricity in your home?
Resident: no
PM: no? You have no debt?
Resident: no, we have no debt, and the electricity is present.
PM: where do you work?
Resident: it's secret
PM: lmao. Hopefully not a grey job. Where do you live? I have a feeling you don't want to talk to me. Maybe I called at the wrong moment...
Resident: who is this? I thought it was a prank, some people used to prank call pretending to be Pashinyan.
PM: it's the real slim shady.
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186870
https://youtu.be/YNyxf6Zrd3o

more utility fee subsidies

Govt approved the 3rd utility fee subsidy for gas, electricity, water.
The consumption requirements were relaxed to allow more residents to qualify for a 30-50% subsidy.
207k electricity users and 82k gas users will be added to the list for a 30% subsidy.
425k residents with small water usage will get a 50% subsidy.
Residents in 310 villages will get a 50% electricity subsidy.
Pashinyan: 2600 had their electricity cut off on Ap2020. That's twice fewer than in Ap2019.
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186895
https://factor.am/245747.html

WW2 vets to receive a grant

Govt decided to give a one-time 300k gift to every WW2 veteran. Last year they raised the monthly gift from 50k to 100k.
"We have 287 vets," said Pashinyan.
https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186843

Nature Ministry will create 1,000 temporary jobs...

.... by hiring people to plant willow trees along the basins of some rivers as a protective layer.
50 Drams for each planted tree. 10,000 plants per hectare. Provincial residents will be hired. This is being done now as the 15th aid package to ease the COVID's economic impact.
You can earn >10,000 Drams/day
https://armtimes.com/hy/article/186837
https://factor.am/245669.html

Kim K's hubby buys his childhood home

His name is Kanye West
Pics: https://www.armtimes.com/hy/article/186902

do you like bad music?

https://youtu.be/IUbUndPAVEs

DISCLAIMER

1) The accused are innocent until proven guilty in the court of law, even if they sound guilty.
2) Currency in Armenian ֏ unless specified otherwise. NSS/SIS/SOC = law enforcement agencies. QP = Civil Contract Party. LHK = Bright Armenia Party. BHK = Prosperous Armenia Party.
3) ARCHIVE of older posts by Idontknowmuch: PART 1 ; PART 2 ; PART 3 ; PART 4 ; PART 5.
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For as seamless a Jimmy -> Saul transformation the writers managed to build, there are some behaviors in Breaking Bad that are pretty far out of character from BCS and I just don’t see how they will manage to justify them:

1. Suggesting murder as a solution.

He once suggests Walt should kill Jesse to avoid him taking to the DEA. Even worse, he suggests Walt kills Hank (“send him to Belize”). He seems to show zero remorse about Ted getting almost killed.

1. Sexual misbehavior.

From commenting on Francesca‘s ass to calling her Honey Titts, this seems totally out of character from what we’ve seen in BCS. I don’t buy the idea that these are just throwaway lines or that he’s just playing a character, he clearly says that stuff to Francesca when they are alone and he means it. He throws that “honey” line in there when he gets the lawyer license back, but it’s a long way from calling his secretary H. T. Nothing in BCS suggests he’s that way when alone with women.

1. “Masseuse” services?

In season 3 Saul hints to Jesse about the nail salon‘s sex services and seems to take advantage of said services in a season 5 episode in which a masseuse points at Saul’s fly being open as she leaves his office. This is probably the least out of character behavior from BB, but still, nothing seems to point at anything like it in BCS.
Do you think they’ll manage to justify them? Do you think they are not as out of character as I’m making them to be?
What I don’t think is out of character unlike what has been pointed out in other threads is:

1. The killing of Brock.

It’s clear that Walt manipulated Saul into using Huel to take the poison cigarette from Jesse probably suggesting that Jesse was gonna use the poison on Gus and would kill himself in the process.

1. “Seems like Walt likes his women like he likes his lawyers, only the best and with just the right amount of dirt”

He says it in a deuchebag way, but it’s also funny and self-deprecating and fits with his “bad jokes in business settings” routine.
What do you think?

All names are pseudonyms, of course, and the ages have been increased or decreased by ~1 year.
Context: I (15M) am in quarantine with my family at the moment. My father (Bob) is very stressed, because he’s falling behind on work, and is painfully aware of my family situation.
My mother physically abused me (hit me very hard, sometimes leaving bruises), but not enough to involve social services until I told one of my school teachers about a much more serious incident, who reported it. My father hasn’t divorced her yet, but after this incident, he told her that if she ever hit one of the children again, he’d ask her to leave. Following this, she moved in with a family friend for a few days and then rented a flat for 6 months, which she currently resides in. She didn’t take any of their children.
As well as this, I have two sisters, one older (17, Warren) and one younger (12, Belize) than me. The older one became anorexic ~3 years ago, and I was unfortunate enough to be in the family car while my mother attempted to take Warren’s rucksack, believing it contained blades which she used to cut herself. There was a lot of screaming, with Warren screaming ‘I hate you’ to my mother, and I got Bob, who separated them. From what I was told, Warren didn’t have any blades, but I wasn’t told much. Recently, she relapsed, and apparently this time was self-harming. She had to go to a mental hospital with some much more extreme children than herself, but I’ve been told she’s okay now, and she seems okay, but spends a worryingly large amount of time in her bedroom, and is very defensive (shouting and occasionally hitting people) when people come into her bedroom. She also cooks her own food, and brings it up to her bedroom. She very rarely eats with the family. Also, she used to walk a longer route to and from school in the first wave of self-harming, which my father told me is something anorexics do, because they want to burn fat as well as not intaking much. She now goes on long runs, ~5 kilometres, from what I’ve heard. I wouldn’t find it hard to believe she’s relapsed again, or not recovered since she came out of the institution. She also resented my mother for hitting her as well, in her youth, but my mother didn’t seem to hit her very much, from what I saw, and it was mostly ~4 years ago. I privately believe she only resented my mother so much because she wanted someone to blame for her self-harming, but it seems a bit far-fetched. I also don’t talk about her anorexia or self-harming, because she’s sensitive, but she’s also worn thin mesh fabric and short trousers instead of long trousers, and I saw scars on her thighs, with Bob having warned me prior.
My younger sister, Belize, isn’t as secluded, and spends a lot of time messaging and video-calling her friends, but also spends a lot of time playing games on her smartphone and computer, and watches what I consider to be garbage on YouTube (vloggers, Minecraft let’s play videos, even compilations of people playing the same games she plays on her smartphone and computer). Furthermore, from my third-party observation, she doesn’t seem to be eating the majority of the food she’s given. My father said this is because she loads up on junk food prior to meal-times, but he still bought junk food. I don’t know why he did this, but he seems to have stopped now, and I haven’t seen much junk food with Belize recently. After both Belize and Warren were watching television together in our living room, which happens rarely, because Warren is so secluded (but seems to do more when food and Bob and I aren’t involved).
I was very close with my father, especially ~5-7 years ago. I remember he read Warren and I The Hobbit, and by the end, we were reading it ourselves more than listening to him. However, our relationship has drifted apart, especially recently, I think. It’s important to note that he never hit any of us, and was opposed to my mother doing so.
Part of this may be because the various problems explained above hit him particularly hard, especially his wife leaving him. He may not be divorcing her not just because of his other work being a higher priority, but because he’s afraid to admit to himself that his relationship with her is unrepairable.
I’m not particularly esteemed or popular, in my family or at school. I have acne, and from listening to recordings, I’ve been surprised by how nasally and annoying my voice sounds, and I’m much worse at talking to people than I am at typing or writing to construct messages prior to sending them. I have a few very close friends from school classes, and share and discuss news with them via a messaging group, but several of them have told me, when I asked them, that I have poor social skills. I’m painfully aware of this, but don’t know how to solve it. I’m also underweight, but my BMI is stable, not lowering, and I’m not anorexic or self-harming myself.
I have, however, said many funny things in classes, and made people laugh, and think I’m doing better in that regard than a few years ago, when I was quieter, I think as a result of a boy running into me while I was against a wall in elementary school, dislocating my shoulder. Some children did still hit me, and I had one girl in my class (who moved to my school from a different one) throw cigarettes at me, because I told her during registration that she should quit smoking. There have been many smaller incidents, as well, and I spend the majority of my time reading books, discussing politics on reddit and programming, this being an alt account.
I’m doing very well in schoolwork, however, and am in the top class for everything there are sets in that aren’t humanities.
However, there has been an incident recently. Given the context required, I decided against posting on AmITheAsshole, because I think this is too long and formal for them.
I was eating a mango and listening to a radio program with Bob which he enjoys, when Warren came in and said the jumper I was wearing was hers. I told her that it was in my cupboard, and was a plain tracksuit jumper, like the majority of my trousers and, to some extent, my jumpers. She said that she’d purchased it with her money, and would like it back, since it being in my cupboard was a mistake. Apparently, despite being wearing a jumper at that point and having many more jumpers (because Bob lets her buy her own clothes in the town centre), and gives her a higher allowance, but she buys more than she needs and from companies which charge more for their products because their brand is on them), she apparently wanted her jumper back immediately. I told her I’d finish the mango first, and she should calm down. She, however, was upset, and told me she wanted me to hurry up. I was reading on my smartphone, while eating the mango, and in retrospect see how that could have been annoying for her, but I didn’t see giving her the shirt as a priority. She was also interrupting me throughout the conversation, and shouted at me before I shouted at her, but this upset Bob. He had a separate conversation with me, in which he called me unreasonable as well as Warren, and when I didn’t understand what I did wrong, he shouted at me much louder than Warren and I had, and very suddenly, before saying he was too stressed and needed to have a walk, during which I composed this.
Any advice or thoughts on this incident, or my situation as a whole, or even requests for clarification, would be appreciated.

It's time for therapy... bitches. Let it all out.
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I find it annoying when I just say something in Chinese and then they repeat what I say and then add "是吧“. It's irritating.
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Walking behind smokers who carry a cigarette on one hand and the smoke wafts to my nose. Stop smoking people!
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Crying babies on the street and then the mother scolding and beating the child so the babies cry harder.
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I hate the Chinese stores blasting out sappy poppy love songs.
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I hate the humidity in southern China.
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I hate that it's hard to shop in China for men. Lots of clothes say stupid shit in English or has misspellings on them.
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Girls wear shorts but there's no booty. Its kind of like men who wear muscle shirt with no muscles.
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I live in Dongguan and here, the dogs shit wherever they please.
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I hate mosquitos. I don't need to explain.
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Where I am at, the Lanzhou Lamian restaurants are so chincy on meat. 16 RMB for just 2 or 3 pieces of meat and just noodles. Cheap-asses!
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Whenever I meet Africans, they always bullshit others but not me. They say stupid shit like "I'm from America" in a thick African accent. Or say stupid shit like they are from Bahamas or Belize. Ninja please!
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That is all... for now.
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(Disclaimer: I enjoy my life in China more than I hate it.)

Welcome To Brighton!
After a very stunning Grand Final full of talent, we ended with the success of Japan (Lime_Berry): THE ORAL CIGARETTES with their song "Kyouran Hey Kids!!". However, we will be heading over to the stunning city of Brighton, England.
The logo and the slogan will be revealed at a later time but now it's time to reserve a country!
First, here are the main rules regarding the entries:

• No length restrictions
  
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• Country Reservation: June 23rd - June 26th

Please wait until after this to start National Finals and submissions

• Song Submissions & NF's: June 26th - July 2nd

You may hold National Finals and send your entry during this period

• Semi Final Voting: July 2nd - July 9th

Remember to vote in your semi, voting will end at 1PM EDT/7PM CEST

• Qualifier announcement: July 10th

The qualifier announcement will happen simultaneously on Reddit and Discord at 1PM EDT/7PM CEST (If everything goes according to plan)
Final Voting: July 10th - July 17th
Deadline is at 1PM EDT/7PM CEST, please vote before then or you will be disqualified from next edition
In this 20th edition, as the host, I (Bowman3058) will compete as England. You may choose any country, but only if it hasn’t been taken yet. Once you submit, I will inform you if it has been taken or not (this might take a minute if a lot of people are reserving at the same time, please be patient).
To apply, you have to send me a private message, but be careful, because last edition’s rule change is still in effect.
Your message must be titled as follows: BUBBLE UP AND CUT RIGHT THROUGH (The second line of our RSC19 runner-up)
Sending a country claim with a different title will unfortunately not be valid. Click here to submit!
With that, let the 20th edition of the Redditvision Song Contest BEGIN!
Reserved Countries: 63 Countries so far!
Argentina
Armenia
Australia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Barbados
Belgium
Belize
Brazil
Bulgaria
Burundi
Canada
Cape Verde
Côte d'Ivoire
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
England
Estonia
Finland
France
Georgia
Germany
Ghana
Greece
Guinea-Bissau
Iceland
Ireland
Italy
Jamaica
Japan
Luxembourg
Madagascar
Malaysia
Micronesia
Nauru
New Zealand
Niue
North Korea
Palau
Panama
Papua New Guinea
Poland
Portugal
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Samoa
Scotland
South Africa
South Korea
Sweden
Switzerland
Taiwan
Tajikistan
Thailand
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The Philippines
Trinidad and Tobago
Turkey
Tuvalu
Ukraine
United States
Wales

1
10:45 p.m. Thursday, November 20th, 2003. Providence, RI, USA
He mumbled. Drops of sweat were beading his forehead. His face muscles tightened, and his chin that had been resting on his chest over the past half hour moved slightly. Half-asleep, he turned to his right, breaking the rhythm of the big rocking chair which squeaked loudly.
The next second, Arjun jolted out of his nap. He looked around in a panic but was comforted by the sight of the hall in the dim night light. He gaze travelled over the hastily discarded clothes, a few empty Coke cans, and a forlorn backpack. The adrenaline rush had abated, but his eyes still burned with fatigue. He frowned as he noticed his cell screen light up.
“Already time? I have been down for almost an hour!”
He tottered towards the washroom. After a few quick splashes of warm water on his chiselled face, he glanced at the mirror. “Ugh, this burning sensation,” Arjun muttered. He rested his hands on the sink and closed his red-rimmed eyes for few seconds. He moved his shoulder-length hair away from his face and exhaled slowly.
In a while, Arjun straightened up and whispered to his image. “More! Let’s get on with this game.” As he exited the washroom, he picked up the thickly-padded parking lot jacket which he had tossed over some scattered clothes on the couch earlier. The jacket was almost a year old, but it had the same sheen and warmth that it had when it was new. In its second icy winter, it had become inseparable from him, and it never left his sight.
He scanned the room. “This place needs a clean-up before Tushar arrives in a week’s time from India.” He lit up a crumpled cigarette, as he fetched his diary from the side table. Its worn-out leather exterior felt rough in few places. He looked at it fondly for few seconds and then slid it into his backpack before heading out.
The onslaught of the icy winds seemed more hostile than it had on any other night. His long-legged strides snapped the ice on a few frozen crevices. The roadside shops were either closed for the day or were wrapping up. A couple of Chinese takeaway outlets, probably anticipating a final order, optimistically stayed open even though the streets appeared abandoned.
He continued at his pace, and just as he crossed the intersection of the highway at Broadway and Atwell Avenue, the parking lot finally appeared in his line of sight. He checked both sides and passed the junction. The roars from the highway ebbed and flowed as vehicles approached and sped away. In his second winter here, Arjun had become used to the sibilant sounds of hissing tires over the snow-washed tarmac, which always marked the beginning of his night shift.
No activity; thank god!
As he entered Steve’s peripheral vision, he acted as if he had just run a half-marathon. Over his well-staged broken gasps, he waved his right hand. Steve came out of the small glass cubicle, dipped his head in acknowledgement, and ran his fingers through his thin silver hair, in a habitual gesture. He adjusted his extra-large overcoat with his steady gaze never leaving Arjun.
Shit, it’s difficult to hold my laughter right now. What do I tell him? I have exhausted all my excuses in the past few months.
Arjun approached and flashed a smile. “Steve, I can explain!”
“Explain what? I know this is a premise for building up a ridiculous excuse!” Steve arched a smooth brow and sneered with a dramatic accent. “Today, are you late because of a traffic jam?”
Traffic jam? Sometimes Steve’s humour is so fucked up!
Steve sliced his Torpedo cigar in one clean chop. The deep oaky whiff was reminiscent of the snow-soaked trees and mossy ground. Wisps of dense grey smoke enveloped the two co-workers.
At six-foot-two, Steve was slightly taller than Arjun, and he purposefully spoke with an extra bass in his voice that went well with his big frame, square jaw and shiny blue eyes. He was nearing sixty but had maintained a youthful appearance. Steve had emigrated from Belize a few decades ago and was now a US citizen. He worked on construction sites and did parking attendant jobs in the evening. Arjun had known Steve for almost a year and considered him an easy-going, straightforward guy who appreciated the value of hard work. It had taken a significant time for Arjun to break the ice as Steve was a reserved individual.
“Steve, I fell asleep in the shower!” Arjun said, suppressing a smile.
“Well, this one sounds better! If the US government gave a dollar for the worst excuses, you would be a millionaire by now.”
“Well, indeed, my man, Bush’s government is capable of passing such a law.”
They both laughed out loud as Steve handed over the report logs.
“By the way, I think sleeping in the shower is a good idea, as I wonder if you sleep at all otherwise. You are going to college, doing day shifts and night shifts, and God knows what else. How do you manage all this? Are you on drugs? What is the deal, man?” Steve rattled on in a single breath.
It was probably a mistake publicising my eco-system to him. Now, I am required to deal with all the scepticism and questions! But I shared to generate a soft corner so that he might overlook my late tardiness. What would I do without these cash jobs? I just have to slog through another month.
This was a tricky moment. Steve’s inquisitiveness was harmless.
“Hey, easy, big man. You’ll run out of breath if you continue speaking with a lit cigar,” Arjun replied as he tried to stifle a laugh.
Steve savoured a puff for a few seconds and nodded contemplatively.
“Hey, it’s nothing. I wish to own a car. Maybe in a month’s time, or little more. That is the story. I will give you a ride—”
“My shoes wouldn’t even fit in your car!” Steve laughed. “Anyways, the booth is yours. I am travelling up north for a construction job. I think I will be back on Sunday afternoon.”
“Great. Look who is working all the time,” Arjun smiled.
“Okay, that was an average comeback,” Steve smiled. “Hey, don’t forget my kebab roll with your secret dressing on Sunday. God knows what you have been adding to the mayonnaise.”
“I dare not.” Arjun smiled and waved bye.
v
The annoyance over the broken nap a couple of hours ago and the resulting lethargy were still befuddling his brain. Such episodes of disturbed sleep were getting frequent as the final few weeks of his bachelor’s degree studies rolled in.
Arjun attended classes from Monday to Thursday, from 9:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m., and then rushed to the Providence Place Mall to carry out his afternoon shift at the Indian outlet, Food Gourmet. He worked in the evenings seven days a week, managing the outlet with four co-workers who alternated between morning and evening shifts.
The night shifts in the parking lot, along with his ten-hour scholarship duties at the Radisson Airport Hotel which he performed every Saturday and Sunday morning, kept him on his toes, as he was always scrambling to meet deadlines. The immunity and inner strength he had developed over years of bodybuilding were coming to good use now.
I have been running endlessly, chasing dollars that disappear each month. The scholarship has helped immensely, and under its cover, I have been able to do cash jobs to be able to sustain myself. Otherwise, it would have been difficult to face their questions. This has to end. I will be starting the kebab festival tomorrow. This should be the final trigger, after which I can initiate a conversation with Feroz about the partnership in the new Indian fusion restaurant. The success of this festival is critical as it would form the premise for the sponsorship talks.
Arjun took a deep breath and glanced at the brightly-lit cabin. Its hexagonal shape represented the six levels of the lot. The upper half of the stylish booth had thick, transparent glass on all sides. A baseball bat, which belonged to the owner, was attached to the ceiling in clutches. It had an electronic cash register, a printer, a water dispenser, a teakettle, and a radio, among other things.
Arjun took out the neatly-folded picture from his wallet as he sank into the cushy chair. He placed the picture on top of the radio and gazed at it for a few seconds, reclining the chair as far as it would go. His eyes shone, and his hands clasped the armrests as he whispered, “I am closing in on you.”
He reached for his backpack, and just as he was turning the pages of his worn-out diary, the flickering flash of his cell phone caught his attention. He glanced at the cell and saw the words, ‘Ajay Manager’ on the screen.
“H-h-h-heeey, how you doin’?” Ajay slurred loudly, raising his voice to be heard over the loud background music. He spoke incoherently for a while as Arjun tried to make sense of the garbled conversation.
“Yes, bro, no worries. It will be done. Make sure you don’t mortgage your house to buy tequila shots for everyone! Enjoy your vacation!”
“Ha, ha, ha, I hear ya,” Ajay mumbled. Ajay had requested that Arjun message the sale reports to Vikram next week when he would resume his job.
Ajay defies and demolishes my firm belief that there is nothing called luck. How easy it is for the chosen few. On paper, he takes care of the finance division. However, he handles operations thanks to his rare species of relatives, like Vikram. But, for what Ajay did for me, he will always be a respected man in my eyes.
Arjun glanced at the mounted clock and quickly stood up. It was already 12:30 a.m. He started with the first level. After validating the report of occupancy against the parking permits posted on the windscreens, he marked his findings. He checked all the cars in the six levels, and there seemed to be no discrepancy. Most of the mundane tasks were taken care of as he banged away on the keyboard with sleep-deprived eyes and weary hand movements. Finally, he checked the reports of leases which were expiring that weekend and tapped the keyboard of his laptop.
I have to submit two assignments tomorrow, and I have not even started. The laptop has come out of its hibernation, which I so much wish to go into.
He switched on the radio after finishing his assignments. While he was checking and amending a few recipes that he had scribbled in his diary, he noticed a car slowing down on the side of the road, its left indicator blinking.
“There is no activity in the hotel today, and this car is arriving from the interstate; must be a long-distance commuter.” Arjun casually turned the page of his diary and came across one of his newer kebab recipes—one with cheese filling in the centre, cooked on a griddle.
Arjun lifted his head at the flash of the same car, which appeared to be slowing down after the turn from the intersection. The car slowly swung inside the lot and stopped on the driveway, adjacent to the boundary wall, a couple of feet inside the wide entrance. Arjun observed the car again, slightly wary, with numerous questions raging his head.
“WTF, why would he stop at the entrance?
Arjun noticed uneasily that the car’s motor still appeared to be running, but the headlights had been turned off. His stare was stuck on the vehicle, and his mind had gone blank. “It’s a red Mustang,” Arjun whispered. A few more seconds passed by without any activity. Arjun felt jittery and looked all around.
The abandoned streets around the intersection echoed the hiss of the rubber tires speeding on the distant highway. On the other side stood the hotel, which was now completely silent. Arjun scanned the streets and the highway agan, hoping another vehicle to take a turn at the lot. With each tick of the second’s hand of the clock, Arjun’s brain jumped to the fearsome things which might happen and his body turned stiff.
Arjun whispered. “This has never happened ever? I can’t even call 911. What is going on?” Arjun could see the smoke pouring from the exhaust pipes and the accelerator noise added to his paranoia.
His gaze travelled to the ceiling. He pulled the baseball out of its wooden clutches with a jerk and opened the glass door, while continually looking at the car. He had decided to fight after many thoughtful deliberations.
He closed his eyes reflexively as the main beam of the convertible suddenly lit up and dazzled him. The car came to life with a loud whine. Arjun charged outside with the baseball bat in his hands. The engine of the car roared as the throttle was being repeatedly pushed. The loud hum of exhaust evoked fear in Arjun’s heart, but he kept on pacing ahead.
The Mustang’s driver hastily reversed and then veered onto the road. The screech of the tires and the sound of the front suspension echoed in Arjun’s ears while the car sped off onto the interstate.
Arjun wanted to swear and fume, but he restrained himself and walked back to his booth. The circuits in his brain were processing millions of pieces of information. He tried hard to think about who that driver could have been but couldn’t arrive at any conclusion.
“Crazy shit. How bizarre! Who would believe all this?” Arjun once again checked all around and closed the cabin door. He had started shivering, and his hands were numb. In a panic, he had rushed outside without his jacket or gloves.
He rubbed his heart and then his hands after turning the heater up to its maximum. After a while, he returned the baseball bat to the ceiling with his shaking hands. “Who was it in that red mustang?”
2
10:30 p.m. Sunday, November 23rd, 2003. Providence, RI, USA
Arjun walked in the chill haze. The red Mustang had been haunting his mind over the past three days. “Maybe I’m overthinking about that one-off incident. I should just forget it!”
Suddenly, Arjun stopped and smacked a palm on his forehead and exclaimed, “Argh! Damn! How could I have forgotten to bring the chicken kebab roll for him? I better cook up a good excuse!”
The third and concluding day of the ongoing East-West Kebab Festival had been hectic. His innovative blend of American herbs and cheeses with kebabs had been an instant hit. He had been forced to close the outlet at 8:00 p.m. when most of the delicious eatables were sold out.
“Today, the lines are longer than they are at Wal-Mart!” He stole a smile at the thought. The cash register hadn’t stopped ringing and the revenues of past three days were equivalent to fifteen day’s sale. In the past few months, the ease with which Arjun was marrying Eastern and Western cuisines had surprised not only his colleagues but himself, too.
His warm exhale created cloudy vapours as it met the freezing air. “I still don’t believe that Feroz chose to stay away from the festival. He is close to finalizing the Indian fusion restaurant in Boston, and maybe that kept him away.”
Feroz, a US citizen, had his roots in Pakistan. He operated a couple of Indian food outlets, one in Providence and one in Boston. Over the last year, Arjun had kept his cards close to his chest, and now that his confidence had grown he wished to make a move to discuss a partnership with Feroz.
Arjun was not oblivious to Feroz’s mindset. He knew that his culinary skills had significantly influenced Feroz, who was, otherwise seemed to be a low-risk-taker.
“He always holds back any words of praise, and this time will be no different.” Arjun smiled at the recollection on how Feroz’s guarded expression had turned to mild curiosity and then to surprised acceptance, as Arjun had unfolded his plan for the fusion restaurant over a conversation a few months ago.
Arjun’s heart was running laps inside his chest as one exciting thought chased the other. “Only after the sponsorship conversation shall I reveal the rest of the cards. I wonder what his reaction will be when he finally sees the physical copy of the project report with all the profit-loss calculations. I will have a meeting with him this week. This festival revenue is a preview of the big things to come.”
After a few minutes of walk, light strains of Latino music were audible. The steady beat of the music became more transparent and louder as he trod towards the booth on the snow-clad pathway. The booth was brightly lit, but Steve was not inside.
Arjun stood by the sliding door and quickly glanced around the booth. As he was about to enter, he lost his composure and nearly his footing upon hearing a screeching sound followed by low growling as if a dog was ready to pounce him.
“Ha, ha! Got ya!” Steve appeared out of nowhere, laughing like a loon.
Arjun lowered his hands, which he had fisted up as a reflex. “Wow, for a moment I thought, it was a Racoon-man running out of vocal sounds.” Arjun’s laughter matched Steve’s.
“Oh Yeah. The excuse-store called; they are running out of you!” Steve countered. “Anyway, what is your excuse for arriving early today?”
Arjun looked at him and smiled.
Steve noticed Arjun’s empty hands and gave him a piercing gaze. “I see you forgot something.”
“I can explain.” Arjun’s brows drew together.
Steve laughed. “I’d rather see you quiet than to cause a short circuit in my brain.”
“Okay, chief, I don’t know if I am honoured by this excuse-man badge, but I will surely get a few of my tasty chicken rolls for you tomorrow.”
“Sure thing, man. Tomorrow it is.” Steve said.
Arjun stepped closer and lit a cigarette.
“Okay, the booth is all yours. Looks like a slow night. However, you have this ability to invite unique incidents, and I hope today will be no different!” Steve smiled.
“You mean that Mustang episode. Yeah, I was about to tell you that night was some crazy shit, my friend. I guess few people still have a Halloween hangover!”
“José was telling me how this driver came close to the parking entrance and left in reverse. Maybe you were without make-up that day,” Steve smirked while cutting the cigar.
“Oh, shut up, Steve! But, that was an unusual incident. I could not see the driver, but it was kind of scary.”
“Yeah, I know. You will keep thinking about it ’til you arrive at a reason, but what are you afraid of?” Steve said.
“How would you have felt?”
“Retribution. If you ever see this car again, you should knock the guy over.” Steve eyes were wide open.
Arjun thought for a moment and said. “We can’t, as it was a rental!”
“Oh! You college dreamers. How the fuck you’d know it was a rental?” Steve eyes were lit up in a flash.
Arjun smiled. “The rough way in which the Mustang was being treated makes me believe that it was a rental. Moreover, most people on the highway live on rentals.” Arjun said.
Steve zipped up his thick ice-jacket with his hang-dog expression in place. “Bet the driver was more scared of you. Anyways, I hear ya. No one treats their car this way, unless on a police chase.” Steve smiled and walked towards his Toyota Tundra, making small craters on the ice with his oversized Caterpillar shoes.
v
As he entered the booth, Arjun’s heart raced to keep up with the pace of his thought-weary mind. “Tomorrow is the most important day of my life.”
Arjun muttered, “I will quickly finish the physical inspection and then go over these entries.” He left the booth, bolting the sliding door behind him. The five lower levels were as silent as a tomb. There was no ‘wow’ car parked tonight that would have fascinated him enough to stick around.
As he walked towards the final level, he felt that something was not right.
He could hear faint car-suspension sounds as he turned around the final bend. “How unusual at this time of night! I hope no one is looking for a free spare part!” He paused at the entrance of the sixth level, holding his breath. The occupancy was extremely low, with only six vehicles parked in the middle of the level. Arjun thought of reaching out to the main switchboard to turn on all the lights at once, but he stopped. “It will alert the miscreant. This dim light is fine.” His body hardened with concentration as he tried to place the source of the furtive sounds. “Which of these six vehicles hides the mystery?”
Arjun moved forward cautiously and soon stood near the elevator in the centre of the level. The brilliant metallic exterior of the platinum-white car shone even in the dim lights. It was parked opposite the lift. The car was bouncing intermittently.
Arjun habitually checked the license plate first, and his eyes got stuck. “Gosh! I know this Lincoln. It belongs to that lawyer—the one who always grins at me.”
Steve had advised him that one should display all-out bravery only on the battlefield but never in the parking lot. In the case of any suspicious activity, he should always report to Ajay.
“Ah, what’s going on here?” His gaze was riveted to the sudden movement he caught through the rear window. “What the fuck is this all about? Come on, think quickly.” As his eyes adjusted to the dim lights, he could make out the entwined couple in the car. It seemed like a chubby Asian lady atop an elderly black guy. “It’s definitely him.”
Egged on by curiosity and a perverse delight, Arjun inched closer. By now, the top was completely off and thrown aside carelessly. It appeared that the mating was in its final stages as the woman moaned theatrically, bobbing up and down on the man’s lap while he panted; his eyes closed.
“Why report to Ajay? Do I tell him that a lawyer has managed to convert the car-rental place into a sex-rental place?”
Before he could decide anything, the man stumbled out of the car with only one shoe on. He was a middle-aged African American. He hastily pulled up the black trousers. His white shirt was almost off. His hands trembled, and his face was covered with a thin layer of sweat. He stood there, with a gape-mouthed stare. Quickly overcoming his shock of seeing Arjun, the man grinned sheepishly.
“Is it cool, man? I don’t want any problems. I think we know each other,” he said as he straightened his clothes.
“I know all my monthly patrons. Hey, get a grip on those trousers; they will be kissing the ground soon!” Arjun said.
The guy’s lips pursed as if he’d just been given a raw mango rind. Arjun waved at him again, stealing one more glance at the car as he walked towards the elevator, looking down and away.
Soon after returning to the booth, Arjun noticed a bright beam on the booth’s glass side “So, finally his business has concluded!”
As the Lincoln drove up to the booth, the lawyer, who was back to his unflappable self, handed Arjun a fifty-dollar bill.
“No, it’s fine. You have a nice evening!” Arjun said politely.
The Lawyer appeared dumbfounded, but his facial muscles were twitching to say few final words. “I insist, man. By the way, who refuses a fifty-dollar bill?”
Arjun smiled, “You just met him.”
“Does this guy have a name?” The lawyer asked grinning.
“Arjun.”
The lawyer gave him a friendly gaze as he drove away.
Arjun’s attention turned to his cell phone, which let out a familiar ringtone. It was a missed call from home. Whenever there was a delay in calling them, such missed calls served as reminders. Arjun quickly took out his calling card and dialled. The call was picked up by his brother.
“Hey, Joker, how is our plot coming along?” Arjun asked.
“Don’t call me that. Even, I am into bodybuilding now.”
“Yes, the news was covered by the local newspapers recently.” Arjun laughed.
“Bhai, stop it! It’s just been a couple of months, and already the plot looks remarkable. Dad has planted trees along the newly constructed boundary wall and the underground water from the boring tastes so sweet!” gushed Amit. Arjun smiled at his brother’s contagious excitement. He sensed that Amit’s enthusiasm was more pronounced than it usually was.
“Bhai, when are you coming? We have to do the Bhoomi Poojan. Uff, hey. Wait, mom is snatching the phone. She is distraught that you didn’t call—”
Oh! It is the Bhoomi Poojan ceremony. Wow! Have the dates been fixed?
Arjun came back from his thoughts upon hearing his mother’s heavy breath; he knew that her first tear had already fallen. “Maa, what wonderful news! Where is Pitajee?”
“He is away to meet the contractor,” she stammered emotionally. This was followed by a short silence. “He is delighted! I have never seen him that happy for a long time now. He visits the plot every day. He keeps on telling Mishra Ji—”
“But, Maa, why are you crying?” Arjun interrupted.
“It has been more than a year since we have seen you!”
“It will be over soon. See, we knew that we would have to make this sacrifice. Remember, it was you who taught me that rather than spending a fortune on the return ticket, I should use the cash towards college and living expenses. If you cry, then I will have no will to do what I am doing. We are very close to achieving our goal. What—”
His mother interjected, “It’s just that we want to see you home. Your studies are going to be over in December. Without you, we will not do this function.”
Arjun smiled. “Maa, I will be there in January.”
“When? Tell me the dates.”
“Ha, ha. Maa, I promise I will be there,” Arjun said.
“Just take Saahab’s name every time you begin anything. “ Vasundhara said with a clogged throat.
“I will do it, and Maa, do not worry; the—”
As always, she left the receiver abruptly.
“Bhai, do not worry. She is just emotional, as always,” Amit said warmly.
“How is your final year going? How much money did you blow on booze and cigarettes?” Arjun smiled, imagining his brother’s expressions.
“Bhai,” Amit started in whispers, “I have not yet bought any cigarettes. Booze? Maybe sometimes!”
“Okay, let me discuss this with Maa,” Arjun laughed loudly.
Amit chuckled. “By the way, you have completely stopped talking about Shivani.”
“Again, you sound like a broken record. Don’t you have a better question to ask me?” Arjun said.
“Aha, look at that. So, don’t underestimate my comebacks. Anyways, one day, I will find out the reason for her sudden disappearance from your life.”
“But, I believe that you are underestimating my punches. Before I write down this entry in my diary, you better disconnect.” Arjun grinned.
They both laughed, and Amit hung up the phone.
Arjun turned up the heater to the highest setting and collapsed on the chair with his legs atop the table. He murmured to himself, “He still talks about her?”
If things happen for a reason, then Shivani must be an exception to the rule. These past four years of a passionate pursuit came to a dead end as soon as I landed here for my studies. Anyways, I am here for a much grander objective than to be a sulking lover.
After a few generous stretches, Arjun looked at the open page of his worn-out diary. The front half had notes about his innovative recipes from various cuisines, operational calculations, kitchen equipment descriptions, rough drawings of food presentations, and other such things. The rest of the diary had weekly schedules along with many illegible scrawls, his monthly expenses, and earnings entries.
Today’s to-do list made him sink deeper into the chair as he placed the diary on his chest and mumbled, “Hopefully, Salil Kapoor will be in town today for the 7-11 franchisee meeting at the Hilton. I will message him in the evening to see if I can meet with him for a few minutes.”
Arjun lit a cigarette and gently slid the glass window open. “Apparently, I waited too long,” he said to himself. “I should have contacted him the same week. Bijoy has told me that Salil is quitting his restaurant business to focus on the franchise. Well, anyway, there is no harm in meeting with him, but first, he has to respond.”
Last month, he had called Bijoy, Salil’s brother-in-law and his business associate a couple times to request an appointment with Salil. However, it didn’t work out. The first time, Bijoy told him that Salil was out of the country. On the next call, he had questioned the context of the requested meeting. Upon learning of Arjun’s intentions, Bijoy had explained to him that Salil was leaving the restaurant business to focus on the franchise.
Bijoy’s attitude has been nothing short of infuriating. He is just an employee. I requested just a small meet and greet. How busy can one be? Salil never takes calls or responds to texts. If Salil had considered my call a couple of months ago, I might have persuaded him not to sell his business, but then, it’s my fault. I should have met him the same week he had visited the food gourmet.
After a few minutes, he checked the last entry. ‘Optional Practical Training Paperwork’ was highlighted.
My last few weeks! I have to sign all these papers of OPT and get clearance from the library, administration, and the international students’ office to be able to apply for the one-year work authorization. At least then I will not have to worry about juggling two or three jobs and rushing twenty-four-seven. I will settle for nothing less than partnership along with a sponsorship with Feroz.
He looked at the picture placed on the radio, put it inside his wallet, and dimmed the booth’s light.
It’s unbelievable how many risks I have taken in the last four years!
3
5:00 a.m. Monday, November 24th, 2003. Providence, RI, USA
The half-honk of a car broke Arjun’s reverie. He glanced at his cell. The commuter behind the wheel ejected the ticket and drove in a while waving his right hand. Arjun wondered aloud; his eyes half open- “Who starts work at 5:00 a.m.?” He smirked as he heard himself. His tiredness vanished as quickly as the commuter.
He looked through the frosty window. Apart from the partially busy interstate, the roads were mostly deserted. Dawn was breaking, and the sky was painted with multiple shades of red. The fresh scent of the morning snow was refreshing as he inhaled the air from the small opening of the booth’s window. After a few dynamic stretches, he started the shift closure procedures.
A few minutes before 7:00 a.m., Arjun noticed a black Chevy Tahoe slowing down while entering the lane to the booth. He folded his newspaper and slid open the window. The driver gestured as his power-window lowered. A whiff of expensive cologne enveloped the booth. The person behind the wheel was attired all in black. After putting his coffee cup in the cupholder, he greeted Arjun. “Hey, good morning, buddy. What are the rates here, please?” His blue eyes shone as he jutted out his chin authoritatively.
“Good morning, sir, “$150 for monthly parking.”
“I wish to negotiate the rental of five parking spaces starting next month.”
“Sir, I would kindly like to mention that the rates are non-negotiable.”
“Who is the owner of this lot, or wait—could you give me the manager’s name and number, please?”
This question made Arjun slightly cautious, and he started thinking about the reasons for the customer’s approach. In the past year, he had never witnessed any bulk or corporate deals. Vikram was firm about the no-discount policy, as this was a premium lot, and there was no dearth of daily or monthly commuters. With a knot in his stomach, Arjun said, “His name is Ajay Sahu, and—”
“Can you write his name and cell number here?” The driver maintained firm eye contact and passed a card to Arjun.
Arjun leaned over to grab a pen. His hands were clammy, and he was unable to think straight. The piercing stare caused a sudden, foreboding, but somehow, Arjun managed to conceal his anxiety and started to scribble.
“Thanks!” the driver said.
It gradually dawned on Arjun that there was something odd about the guy’s mannerisms and demeanour, which were beyond the customary. The guy kept staring at Arjun while putting on his mirror shades, which were reflecting the lot and the booth. Slowly, he drove his mammoth SUV to the exit and disappeared.
A sudden loud thump on the glass pane interrupted Arjun’s chain of thoughts as José almost broke the windowpane, signalling Arjun to leave for the day.
“Chaman baahar, aa jaa! Thanks a lot for not breaking the glass. By the way, did you notice that man?”
“Which man?”
I am asking the wrong guy. As always, he smells like a cheap Russian brewery. Even the morning commuters stand a good six feet away when they have to communicate with him.
“Well, no one. I am surprised that you are not on your best drinking behaviour today,” Arjun said.
“Yes, amigo, I had a guest last evening and only had a single bottle of Vodka.”
“So, what was the issue?”
“Nothing much. This guest didn’t drink, and………….”
“so you had to cover for him as well?” countered Arjun.
Arjun stared at him, anticipating his laughter at this stupidest joke ever, but José maintained a myopic look.
José requested ten minutes to fetch a coffee and a doughnut from a nearby outlet before taking charge.
“Okay, Well, I will give you only ten minutes, my man! I am in a rush,” Arjun said.
“Yeah, right! I know that the Department of Motor Vehicles is arriving to seek your expert input on the parking systems of Providence, and you barely have time.”
That was some comeback. At times, he surprises me! He is, after all, not as retarded as Steve thinks he is.
“I swear you are sober,” Arjun said as José flashed a wide grin.
“You know what?” José approached the cabin window. “Once, Steve shouted at me with this same speech. I was waiting to use it in a conflict situation.”
“Yes, Steve was right, after all!” Arjun laughed.
“What?”
“Nothing. You are in deep conflict, my friend. You have already wasted five minutes! Go! Hurry!”
José was a green card holder from Nicaragua. His long, sunburnt face was a testament to the hard work he had put in all these years. His walk was more like a waddle with his short and fat frame. He did many odd jobs, and the lot was one of them.
“I wonder if I will be late for college again. Damn, José!”
v
Arjun handed the cash over and strode purposefully. In under a minute he was at the intersection of Broadway and Cranston Street, which was teeming with pedestrians. Men and women scurried across like black ants, with the similar formal attire of a long overcoat, trousers, and winter gear. Nearly all of them had an identical expression of worry and self-importance on their sleep-worn faces.
The city was blossoming into maturity with intense activities following the weekend. The continuous roar of rubber tires coming from the distant interstate highway contrasted with the sounds of the slow inter-city traffic. The wind picked up the aroma of fresh-ground coffee, triggering forgotten memories and wakefulness.
The ‘walk’ signal lit up, and Arjun crossed the road with many other sleep-walking pedestrians. As he reached the pavement, he heard a siren blast.
“There you go! Someone is in trouble this early in the morning.” He turned to his left as he realised that most of the commuters had their eyes pinned on the cruisers speeding towards the big circle that he had just crossed. The traffic had slowed down, giving way to the black SUVs which were making a bee-line towards the intersection. Their tires squealed ferociously on the snow-washed tarmac. The high beams and flashing lights invoked fear. Arjun’s heart rate jumped, and he started feeling shaky.
Are these gunning my way? But why?
Arjun could hear his heavy breathing. His backpack slid off his dead fingers, and he stood still, trying to control his trembling legs. There must be some confusion.
One of the SUVs intercepted his path. The brakes of the other shrieked, and it halted in the corner just ahead of him. Arjun’s heart was pounding as his eyes scanned the area to see that almost everyone had come to a standstill.
The petrified bystanders looked at him blankly. The red and blue lights, atop the SUVs, rotated and flashed; bleaching Arjun’s face of all colour.
Arjun held onto the railing of the sidewalk with shaky hands. The third vehicle slowed down and deactivated the blaring siren. It stopped abruptly, an arm’s length away.
The third vehicle was unmistakably the black Chevy Tahoe from the parking lot. The cologne was familiar. Arjun’s worst fear had come true. Sucking in a breath, he scrubbed his knuckles over his stubble.
The officer pushed Arjun against the vehicle and cuffed his hands behind his back in an instant. “Hey, are you carrying a gun, any contraband? Reveal it now before I find it!”
“No, sir, I do n—”
“Do you have anything at all—any kind of weapon that you wish to tell me about? Don’t give me a problem, man.”
“No, sir. But why am I being arr—”
“You have the right to remain silent! Do not move! Do not move at all!” The officer signalled to the other vehicles. “Please lower your head and sit inside.”
Another officer at the wheel looked at him with indifference. The bystanders were rooted to the ground.
Millions of questions bubbled in Arjun’s head. The tears had started to roll down his cheeks. His position was extremely uncomfortable, and the handcuffs were hurting immensely. He closed his eyes dejectedly and sank low on the seat. The posture they put him in was excruciating as he tried to adjust with his arms handcuffed behind his back. The vehicle slowly entered the interstate highway.
Is this the end? It’s all over. He reflected on the prior night when he had thought that all his struggles were almost over. The realisation of his dreams and aspirations, both personal and professional, were almost within reach. Was Sam right that day in Canada? Was I running too fast? His lungs ached for oxygen. He closed his eyes.
It started drizzling.
4
11:45 a.m. Saturday, October 30th, 1999. Lucknow, UP, India
It was drizzling outside.
There was a barrage of knocking at the door.
“Arjun, get the door, please! This darned postman never rings the bell!” Vasundhara, Arjun’s mother, shouted from the kitchen.
Arjun rubbed his eyes and dragged his feet down from the table. He slouched towards the door yelling, “Where is Amit, Maa?”
“I think he is in the shower,” Vasundhara said in an amused tone.
“Who takes a shower for an hour? No wonder the landlord complains about the empty tank all the time.”
The postman, as always appeared happy to notice Arjun at the door. He wiped his dirty rectangular reading glasses on an even more soiled handkerchief and swallowed the pan saliva.
Before Arjun could have said anything, the postman said in a loud, excited tone. “Aur? Kab aaye? Tumhara bhai bahut badmash type ka hai, par bhaiyya tume dekh kar badi khushi hoti hai. Batao, usdin, humari cycle punchar kar diye rahe, pure dui ghante barbad ho gava. Bhaiyya, tumahi do kantaap laga dena humari taraf se.”
“Ha, chacha, bilkul. Batayeyey aaj kya laaye hain? ”
“Bhaiyya, videsh se ayya hai.”
Arjun looked at the postcard with a grimace but forced a half-smile while handing the postman a twenty-rupee note. The postman didn’t concede his ground and kept on touching the currency note, flashing a fake obligatory grin baring his red teeth. Arjun scratched his head and handed over another twenty-rupee note.
“I will ask Amit to puncture both his tires,” Arjun whispered under his breath waving him off.
“Kya aaya hai?” Vasundhara ambled in from the kitchen, wiping her face.
“It’s the postcard from Quebec City.” Releasing a slow breath, Arjun threw it on the dining table.
“Hmmm.” She glanced at him askance.
“I fail to understand all this,” Arjun said. “What does this fraudster want? This piece of paper puts Dad back in the circle of guilt and vulnerability. It’s a constant reminder of his inability to take a stand against his elder brother’s convenient deceitfulness!” Blood rushed to Arjun’s face...

I just finished reading this book awhile ago, and for those of you who are curious of stories about ancient astronaut visiting Earth, or current encounters with ufos, this one piqued my interest due to the fact that these stories are told by indigenous elders(ages60-99), local villagers, and general citizens of Mesoamerica that tell accounts very similar to ones you might hear from the United States. The author of the book, Ardy Sixkiller Clarke, who shares Native American blood, sought to collect stories of her heritage, and other stories from the remaining indigenous people whom have passed on tales of experiences with beings and otherworldly phenomenon that come from "the stars and sky". Many similar stories exist across various cultures but are slowly being lost throughout time and from the descendants who don't choose to pass them down or record them, which is why Ardy decided to acquire these stories. Here's one story that isn't available for sample-viewing if you're curious enough to read the whole book. From the youtube interviews, she says she tries not put her own opinion in on the subject and let the reader decide for themselves what they make of it. I recommend reading this book and advise you to do more of your own research to pique your interest. Again, no hardcore proof of aliens, but these stories absolutely do exist in the Americas, and probably elsewhere in tribes all across the world.
tl;dr ancient ufo and alien stories of the indigenous people of Mesoamerica
Acknowledgements: I wish to acknowledge the tireless, intrepid, and faithful drivers, guides, and interpreters who walked with me on my journey through Mesoamerica; the indigenous people of Belize, Honduras, Guatemala, and Mexico, who shared with me their encounters with UFOs, Sky People, and Aliens; and the memory of John L. Stephens and Frederick Catherwood, who inspired a teenage girl to eventually follow her dreams. I wish to thank Carla Moretti. She was my friend, my sister, and my confidant throughout this process. Thanks also go to Seth Hartman, Maurice Horn, and Jerry Brunt who made suggestions along the way. Last, but not least, I want to thank Joan O’Brien and Randy Radke for their undying support and friendship. Together, we are Los Tres Amigos .
Chapter 35: The space traveling Maya
On more than one occasion, I met elders who explained that the temples at each site were the dwelling places of the gods on Earth. The Lacandon Indians, who live in the jungles of the Chiapas, along the Mexican side of the Usumacinta River and its tributaries, believed that the gods once lived in the great pyramids, but a time came when the gods returned to the sky and built dwelling places on other planets . The Lacandon are the most isolated and culturally conservative of Mexico’s indigenous population, and have been the harbingers of the ancient spiritual practices, traditions, and the original stories of the Maya. Today, the Lacandon presence is visible at Bonampak, an ancient Maya city that borders Guatemala . Stephens and Catherwood never made it to Bonampak, and even today, although some tourists do make it to Bonampak, it is a rather difficult and distant journey . In this chapter, you will meet a Lacandon elder who added another dimension to the space-traveling Maya: a star map of the solar system .
After meeting the Lacandon father and son at Casa Na Bolom, I decided to spend a day at Bonampak, where reportedly Lacandon Indians played a pivotal role in the maintenance of the ancient site. Hernando told me he knew a Lacandon elder named Canek who knew the old stories about the Maya and if he were at the site, he would encourage said in perfect English, addressing my driver. “I told the Doctora that I would ask you to tell her about the Maya connection with the Sky People.” The elder smiled and sat down between the two of us. He smelled of herbs that I was unable to identify. Dressed in the traditional gown of his people, he appeared much cooler than those of us dressed in Western clothing. When he noticed that the hot sun was making me uncomfortable, he suggested we moved to a log that was shaded by an ancient structure. After we were settled, he began: “I do not usually give interviews about the Sky People. But Hernando is my friend, and if he says I should talk with you, it is good for me.” He paused and retrieved a cigarette stored in the crevice of his ear. Once he had taken a drag off the cigarette, he began. “We have stories that tell us that the Maya came to this land from the East. In the beginning we were the Sky People. Our people possessed a star map. We knew our way around the solar system.” “Do I understand you correctly? Are you saying that the Sky People and the Maya people are the same?” I asked. “Yes. We are the same. We also believe that when the time comes and the Earth is cleansed, the Sky People will come for us and take us away,” Canek said before stopping and briefly interacting with two children who threw themselves into his arms. They were smaller versions of him. Both were dressed in identical, simple, white cotton gowns, despite the fact that one was male and the other a female. Their long, loose, black hair fell
halfway down their back. They looked at me and smiled shyly while listening to the words of the elder. After a few minutes, they ran off across the ancient plaza and joined several other children, all dressed alike. “They are my son’s children. Twins. You will have to forgive their stares. They are fascinated by outsiders.” “They are wonderful. You must be very proud,” I said. “Proud, but worried. It is hard to keep them traditional when they see the ways of the world.” The worry on his face showed in his eyes and furrowed brow. I decided to change the subject. “Can you tell me about your star map?” I asked. “We had a star map that led us to this place. Our legends tell of the birth of the heavens. Much of our ancient knowledge is being confirmed by astronomers today,” he added. “Can you tell me anything about the star map?” “It is lost now. I can tell you that it mapped the stars. Planets that were inhabitable were marked. The Sky Gods chose this place for us.” “Why did they choose this place?” “Why not? It is one of the most beautiful of all planets. The jungles feed us. The soil is rich. We can feed our people.” “Do your young people know these stories?” I asked. “Yes. We attempt to keep our children away from the modern world. We school them in our traditional ways. Otherwise they would be lost in the ways of the world. For the Maya youth in the cities, they no longer want to be Maya.” “You mentioned that the Sky People will come for you if something role that the Sky People played in our lives. So they come to me and take me far into space, and they tell me things.” “What kind of things do they tell you?” I asked. “They tell us to practice our old knowledge and pass our knowledge to those who will listen. They tell us many sad things are about to happen to this Earth. They tell us to be ready with our prayers and the Sky People will remember us and come for us. We need to say our prayers and they will hear.” “Can you tell me specifically any one thing that they tell you?” I asked. “They say that one day the Maya will be taken by the Sky People to the sky. The Earth will be cleansed.” “Do you believe that these things will happen?” I asked. “It will happen very soon.” “When you are taken to the stars, will you be returned to Earth, once the cleansing is over?” I asked. “Some of us will return, but others will go to another star to begin a new world. This is what the Sky People tell us,” he said. “Do the Sky People visit your village today?” I asked. “Not since I was a boy. The Sky People do not come when strangers walk our land.” “Do you mean the tourists?” I asked. “The tourists have changed everything. Look at the children. They are very curious about the white man. Soon they will want things of the white man. My son, for example, is one of the drivers who bring the tourists
here. He wears the clothes of the white man. Jeans and expensive boots. Gold jewelry like the white man. We have never worn boots. Sandals or barefoot—that is our way. We need to return to the jungle before the Sky Gods return.” “But clothing does not mean he has forsaken the old ways,” I said, trying to reassure him. “I am not a good example, either. I have been the shaman to the rich, white people.” He smiled, revealing his gold teeth, the symbol today and in ancient times of the privileged class. “Perhaps it is my fault. I should never have been a healer to the rich people.” I looked at my driver, hoping he would change the subject and somehow comfort him, but he kept his head bowed and stared at his hands. “Have you ever seen UFOs in your village?” I asked, attempting to change the subject again. “Many times, but they are not the Sky People. You have to be careful of them. Some are good and some are bad. The bad ones take people and sometimes they never return. I tell my children and grandchildren to avoid them and to always be home at night, but then, they are not always safe at home. The bad ones can take you anyway. We pray to the Sky Gods to protect us. It has been a long time since anyone has been taken by the bad ones, but we always must be alert.” He stood and shook my hand. “I must go now, Doctora. I am meeting with a group of people who have asked for a ceremony. I must prepare.” I have often thought of Canek. He was a man who lived in two worlds but was not happy about that role. Although convinced that the day would come when the Sky People would come for the Maya, he was still he feared for his grandchildren. Yet, I have heard similar stories from American Indian elders and wise men. That, in itself, lent credibility to his prophetic statements .
My own takeaway: Personally I do believe we're being visited by extraterrestrials, and from this book offering a few different perspectives on the topic, I think Native American cultures especially have a very connected past with these beings. I believe different ET groups are coming to Earth to help humanity, illegally and legally taking DNA for their experiments or populating other planets in the universe, are visiting Earth for sight-seeing or minerals, co-existing in very remote places of the Earth, or are observing and tracking the state of the planet and humanity overall.
Though another message stuck out to me from these stories, our planet's health is in jeopardy no doubt, and many indigenous stories of the sky people and star people exist but are continuing to decline as more of the elders die off, that unless their children pass them on or record them, and it makes me want to engage and listen to the existing natives that still live today. For anyone reading this who is a Native American, knows Native Americans or any Indigenous person , I highly encourage you to listen, record, and engage with the people who still hold onto these similar stories before they're lost. They may be much more important than we realize now because they share apart of humanity's history and relationship with with ufos that are much older than the 1900s.
Maybe one day, if humanity was ready, far beyond in the future, if a ufo were to decide to land on the white house lawn and an alien stepped out, we would have been more aware that our connection was never bleak, but close enough to understand that we were never alone, and that we were always apart of a much bigger universe and family altogether.

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Scale 🔗 Link ⛓ Chains ⚗ Alembic 🔬 Microscope 🔭 Telescope 📡 Satellite Antenna 💉 Syringe 💊 Pill 🚪 Door 🛏 Bed 🛋 Couch And Lamp 🚽 Toilet 🚿 Shower 🛁 Bathtub 🚬 Cigarette ⚰ Coffin ⚱ Funeral Urn 🗿 Moai 🏧 ATM Sign 🚮 Litter In Bin Sign 🚰 Potable Water ♿ Wheelchair Symbol 🚹 Men’s Room 🚺 Women’s Room 🚻 Restroom 🚼 Baby Symbol 🚾 Water Closet 🛂 Passport Control 🛃 Customs 🛄 Baggage Claim 🛅 Left Luggage ⚠ Warning 🚸 Children Crossing ⛔ No Entry 🚫 Prohibited 🚳 No Bicycles 🚭 No Smoking 🚯 No Littering 🚱 Non-Potable Water 🚷 No Pedestrians 📵 No Mobile Phones 🔞 No One Under Eighteen ☢ Radioactive ☣ Biohazard ⬆ Up Arrow ↗ Up-Right Arrow ➡ Right Arrow ↘ Down-Right Arrow ⬇ Down Arrow ↙ Down-Left Arrow ⬅ Left Arrow ↖ Up-Left Arrow ↕ Up-Down Arrow ↔ Left-Right Arrow ↩ Right Arrow Curving Left ↪ Left Arrow Curving Right ⤴ Right Arrow Curving Up ⤵ Right Arrow Curving Down 🔃 Clockwise Vertical Arrows 🔄 Counterclockwise Arrows Button 🔙 Back Arrow 🔚 End Arrow 🔛 On! Arrow 🔜 Soon Arrow 🔝 Top Arrow 🛐 Place Of Worship ⚛ Atom Symbol 🕉 Om ✡ Star Of David ☸ Wheel Of Dharma ☯ Yin Yang ✝ Latin Cross ☦ Orthodox Cross ☪ Star And Crescent ☮ Peace Symbol 🕎 Menorah 🔯 Dotted Six-Pointed Star ♈ Aries ♉ Taurus ♊ Gemini ♋ Cancer ♌ Leo ♍ Virgo ♎ Libra ♏ Scorpio ♐ Sagittarius ♑ Capricorn ♒ Aquarius ♓ Pisces ⛎ Ophiuchus 🔀 Shuffle Tracks Button 🔁 Repeat Button 🔂 Repeat Single Button ▶ Play Button ⏩ Fast-Forward Button ⏭ Next Track Button ⏯ Play Or Pause Button ◀ Reverse Button ⏪ Fast Reverse Button ⏮ Last Track Button 🔼 Upwards Button ⏫ Fast Up Button 🔽 Downwards Button ⏬ Fast Down Button ⏸ Pause Button ⏹ Stop Button ⏺ Record Button ⏏ Eject Button 🎦 Cinema 🔅 Dim Button 🔆 Bright Button 📶 Antenna Bars 📳 Vibration Mode 📴 Mobile Phone Off ♻ Recycling Symbol ⚜ Fleur-De-Lis 🔱 Trident Emblem 📛 Name Badge 🔰 Japanese Symbol for Beginner ⭕ Heavy Large Circle ✅ White Heavy Check Mark ☑ Ballot Box With Check ✔ Heavy Check Mark ✖ Heavy Multiplication X ❌ Cross Mark ❎ Cross Mark Button ➕ Heavy Plus Sign ➖ Heavy Minus Sign ➗ Heavy Division Sign ➰ Curly Loop ➿ Double Curly Loop 〽 Part Alternation Mark ✳ Eight-Spoked Asterisk ✴ Eight-Pointed Star ❇ Sparkle ‼ Double Exclamation Mark ⁉ Exclamation Question Mark ❓ Question Mark ❔ White Question Mark ❕ White Exclamation Mark ❗ Exclamation Mark 〰 Wavy Dash © Copyright ® Registered ™ Trade Mark 🔟 Keycap 10 💯 Hundred Points 🔠 Input Latin Uppercase 🔡 Input Latin Lowercase 🔢 Input Numbers 🔣 Input Symbols 🔤 Input Latin Letters 🅰 A Button (Blood Type) 🆎 Ab Button (Blood Type) 🅱 B Button (Blood Type) 🆑 CL Button 🆒 Cool Button 🆓 Free Button ℹ Information 🆔 ID Button Ⓜ Circled M 🆕 New Button 🆖 NG Button 🅾 O Button (Blood Type) 🆗 OK Button 🅿 P Button 🆘 SOS Button 🆙 Up! Button 🆚 Vs Button 🈁 Japanese “Here” Button 🈂 Japanese “Service Charge” Button 🈷 Japanese “Monthly Amount” Button 🈶 Japanese “Not Free Of Charge” Button 🈯 Japanese “Reserved” Button 🉐 Japanese “Bargain” Button 🈹 Japanese “Discount” Button 🈚 Japanese “Free Of Charge” Button 🈲 Japanese “Prohibited” Button 🉑 Japanese “Acceptable” Button 🈸 Japanese “Application” Button 🈴 Japanese “Passing Grade” Button 🈳 Japanese “Vacancy” Button ㊗ Japanese “Congratulations” Button ㊙ Japanese “Secret” Button 🈺 Japanese “Open For Business” Button 🈵 Japanese “No Vacancy” Button ▪ Black Small Square ▫ White Small Square ◻ White Medium Square ◼ Black Medium Square ◽ White Medium-Small Square ◾ Black Medium-Small Square ⬛ Black Large Square ⬜ White Large Square 🔶 Large Orange Diamond 🔷 Large Blue Diamond 🔸 Small Orange Diamond 🔹 Small Blue Diamond 🔺 Red Triangle Pointed Up 🔻 Red Triangle Pointed Down 💠 Diamond With A Dot 🔘 Radio Button 🔲 Black Square Button 🔳 White Square Button ⚪ White Circle ⚫ Black Circle 🔴 Red Circle 🔵 Blue Circle 🏁 Chequered Flag 🚩 Triangular Flag 🎌 Crossed Flags 🏴 Black Flag 🏳 White Flag 🇦🇨 Ascension Island 🇦🇩 Andorra 🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates 🇦🇫 Afghanistan 🇦🇬 Antigua & Barbuda 🇦🇮 Anguilla 🇦🇱 Albania 🇦🇲 Armenia 🇦🇴 Angola 🇦🇶 Antarctica 🇦🇷 Argentina 🇦🇸 American Samoa 🇦🇹 Austria 🇦🇺 Australia 🇦🇼 Aruba 🇦🇽 Åland Islands 🇦🇿 Azerbaijan 🇧🇦 Bosnia & Herzegovina 🇧🇧 Barbados 🇧🇩 Bangladesh 🇧🇪 Belgium 🇧🇫 Burkina Faso 🇧🇬 Bulgaria 🇧🇭 Bahrain 🇧🇮 Burundi 🇧🇯 Benin 🇧🇱 St. Barthélemy 🇧🇲 Bermuda 🇧🇳 Brunei 🇧🇴 Bolivia 🇧🇶 Caribbean Netherlands 🇧🇷 Brazil 🇧🇸 Bahamas 🇧🇹 Bhutan 🇧🇻 Bouvet Island 🇧🇼 Botswana 🇧🇾 Belarus 🇧🇿 Belize 🇨🇦 Canada 🇨🇨 Cocos (Keeling) Islands 🇨🇩 Congo - Kinshasa 🇨🇫 Central African Republic 🇨🇬 Congo - Brazzaville 🇨🇭 Switzerland 🇨🇮 Côte D’Ivoire 🇨🇰 Cook Islands 🇨🇱 Chile 🇨🇲 Cameroon 🇨🇳 China 🇨🇴 Colombia 🇨🇵 Clipperton Island 🇨🇷 Costa Rica 🇨🇺 Cuba 🇨🇻 Cape Verde 🇨🇼 Curaçao 🇨🇽 Christmas Island 🇨🇾 Cyprus 🇨🇿 Czechia 🇩🇪 Germany 🇩🇬 Diego Garcia 🇩🇯 Djibouti 🇩🇰 Denmark 🇩🇲 Dominica 🇩🇴 Dominican Republic 🇩🇿 Algeria 🇪🇦 Ceuta & Melilla 🇪🇨 Ecuador 🇪🇪 Estonia 🇪🇬 Egypt 🇪🇭 Western Sahara 🇪🇷 Eritrea 🇪🇸 Spain 🇪🇹 Ethiopia 🇪🇺 European Union 🇫🇮 Finland 🇫🇯 Fiji 🇫🇰 Falkland Islands 🇫🇲 Micronesia 🇫🇴 Faroe Islands 🇫🇷 France 🇬🇦 Gabon 🇬🇧 United Kingdom 🇬🇩 Grenada 🇬🇪 Georgia 🇬🇫 French Guiana 🇬🇬 Guernsey 🇬🇭 Ghana 🇬🇮 Gibraltar 🇬🇱 Greenland 🇬🇲 Gambia 🇬🇳 Guinea 🇬🇵 Guadeloupe 🇬🇶 Equatorial Guinea 🇬🇷 Greece 🇬🇸 South Georgia & South Sandwich Islands 🇬🇹 Guatemala 🇬🇺 Guam 🇬🇼 Guinea-Bissau 🇬🇾 Guyana 🇭🇰 Hong Kong Sar China 🇭🇲 Heard & Mcdonald Islands 🇭🇳 Honduras 🇭🇷 Croatia 🇭🇹 Haiti 🇭🇺 Hungary 🇮🇨 Canary Islands 🇮🇩 Indonesia 🇮🇪 Ireland 🇮🇱 Israel 🇮🇲 Isle of Man 🇮🇳 India 🇮🇴 British Indian Ocean Territory 🇮🇶 Iraq 🇮🇷 Iran 🇮🇸 Iceland 🇮🇹 Italy 🇯🇪 Jersey 🇯🇲 Jamaica 🇯🇴 Jordan 🇯🇵 Japan 🇰🇪 Kenya 🇰🇬 Kyrgyzstan 🇰🇭 Cambodia 🇰🇮 Kiribati 🇰🇲 Comoros 🇰🇳 St. Kitts & Nevis 🇰🇵 North Korea 🇰🇷 South Korea 🇰🇼 Kuwait 🇰🇾 Cayman Islands 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan 🇱🇦 Laos 🇱🇧 Lebanon 🇱🇨 St. Lucia 🇱🇮 Liechtenstein 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka 🇱🇷 Liberia 🇱🇸 Lesotho 🇱🇹 Lithuania 🇱🇺 Luxembourg 🇱🇻 Latvia 🇱🇾 Libya 🇲🇦 Morocco 🇲🇨 Monaco 🇲🇩 Moldova 🇲🇪 Montenegro 🇲🇫 St. Martin 🇲🇬 Madagascar 🇲🇭 Marshall Islands 🇲🇰 Macedonia 🇲🇱 Mali 🇲🇲 Myanmar (Burma) 🇲🇳 Mongolia 🇲🇴 Macau Sar China 🇲🇵 Northern Mariana Islands 🇲🇶 Martinique 🇲🇷 Mauritania 🇲🇸 Montserrat 🇲🇹 Malta 🇲🇺 Mauritius 🇲🇻 Maldives 🇲🇼 Malawi 🇲🇽 Mexico 🇲🇾 Malaysia 🇲🇿 Mozambique 🇳🇦 Namibia 🇳🇨 New Caledonia 🇳🇪 Niger 🇳🇫 Norfolk Island 🇳🇬 Nigeria 🇳🇮 Nicaragua 🇳🇱 Netherlands 🇳🇴 Norway 🇳🇵 Nepal 🇳🇷 Nauru 🇳🇺 Niue 🇳🇿 New Zealand 🇴🇲 Oman 🇵🇦 Panama 🇵🇪 Peru 🇵🇫 French Polynesia 🇵🇬 Papua New Guinea 🇵🇭 Philippines 🇵🇰 Pakistan 🇵🇱 Poland 🇵🇲 St. Pierre & Miquelon 🇵🇳 Pitcairn Islands 🇵🇷 Puerto Rico 🇵🇸 Palestinian Territories 🇵🇹 Portugal 🇵🇼 Palau 🇵🇾 Paraguay 🇶🇦 Qatar 🇷🇪 Réunion 🇷🇴 Romania 🇷🇸 Serbia 🇷🇺 Russia 🇷🇼 Rwanda 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia 🇸🇧 Solomon Islands 🇸🇨 Seychelles 🇸🇩 Sudan 🇸🇪 Sweden 🇸🇬 Singapore 🇸🇭 St. Helena 🇸🇮 Slovenia 🇸🇯 Svalbard & Jan Mayen 🇸🇰 Slovakia 🇸🇱 Sierra Leone 🇸🇲 San Marino 🇸🇳 Senegal 🇸🇴 Somalia 🇸🇷 Suriname 🇸🇸 South Sudan 🇸🇹 São Tomé & Príncipe 🇸🇻 El Salvador 🇸🇽 Sint Maarten 🇸🇾 Syria 🇸🇿 Swaziland 🇹🇦 Tristan Da Cunha 🇹🇨 Turks & Caicos Islands 🇹🇩 Chad 🇹🇫 French Southern Territories 🇹🇬 Togo 🇹🇭 Thailand 🇹🇯 Tajikistan 🇹🇰 Tokelau 🇹🇱 Timor-Leste 🇹🇲 Turkmenistan 🇹🇳 Tunisia 🇹🇴 Tonga 🇹🇷 Turkey 🇹🇹 Trinidad & Tobago 🇹🇻 Tuvalu 🇹🇼 Taiwan 🇹🇿 Tanzania 🇺🇦 Ukraine 🇺🇬 Uganda 🇺🇲 U.S. Outlying Islands 🇺🇸 United States 🇺🇾 Uruguay 🇺🇿 Uzbekistan 🇻🇦 Vatican City 🇻🇨 St. Vincent & Grenadines 🇻🇪 Venezuela 🇻🇬 British Virgin Islands 🇻🇮 U.S. Virgin Islands 🇻🇳 Vietnam 🇻🇺 Vanuatu 🇼🇫 Wallis & Futuna 🇼🇸 Samoa 🇽🇰 Kosovo 🇾🇪 Yemen 🇾🇹 Mayotte 🇿🇦 South Africa 🇿🇲 Zambia 🇿🇼 Zimbabwe