Bhabhi ke chut

bhencho aaj ka jee ka result dehk ke dar lag raha hai, jo pure 2 saal 9 ghante lagatar pahdte unki 21k rank ayi hai, aur mai yaha elden ring khel raha hoo, mere lode lagne wale hai agle saal, mai mains bhi mushkill se pass karpaunga shayaad, jee ki ma ki chut bhenchod

first of all ma ki chut in bgmi walo ki. game bna Diya hai kaisa chal rha hai usse jhat kuch farq nhi padta inko. jaise ek match finish krke lobby me aata hu your daily data is 100% used. kisi pe solution ho to bta Dena(vo game close krke wapas chalu krne wala pta hai but meko permanent solution chahiye). krafton ke ceo ki to ma chodunga kabhi agar bahar mil gya to.

Ei lok 2008 shale Singapur-e ashlo supervisor hishabe. Eto din ekhane kaj korche ar ei case-e fese gelo? Bolche kono loan shark-er kach theke kono taka dhar ne nai. Kibhabe hote pare? Se ki Salman Khan je loan shark tar kache giye taka chabe? Tar boss ebong boss-er meyeke porjonto humki dilo. Amar mone hoi Sharif pura ghotona sobaike bolche na. 16 bochor Singapur-e thaklo. Matha nichu kore chup chap kore kaj korte pare nai. Chinta kore se ekhankar kono montri othoba montrir baccha. Ekhane boi likche, likhkok hote chai se. Potrikai opionin lekhe, etc. Tui ke? Singapure-r nagorik jodi hoti, tokhon ekta kotha hoto. Tui Bangladesh theke, chup chap tui tor kaj korbi. Kintu nah, beshi beshi kotha bole. Chut maranir poot. Tor matha boro. Aro ki, ekhane tui human rights activist hote chash. Amader eta dao, amader oita dao. Eh hello, visa peli, oitate khusi ho. Ekhane tui kaj korte ashli, activist na tui. Activism jodi korte hoi, ekhankar singaporean-der korte de. Amar abba 1975 singapur-e ashlo. Pokete shudu 100 dollar. Koshto kore ekhane established hoyeche. Tui ekhane ure eshe vabish, ami ekhankar don. Tui vabish je ami ekhane activist, govt-er birudhe kotha bolbo, ei demand, oi demand korbo. Haha je tor pachai tel diyeche, tor subidha niyche. Toke diye instagram video banalo, tader organization-er nam aro boro korlo. Shesher dine toke Bangladesh-e pathiye dilo. Ar tara tor bepera kono kotha bole nah. Dekhli. Boka lok. Tui bye bye, tadero kotha shesh. Ebong toke mone rakhte hobe je foreigner hoye tumi kono arek desher prime minister-r kache demand korte parbi na. Je tor mathai ei budhi diyeche, tara tor subidha niyeche ekta scene bananor jonno othoba tarao ei prithiber khubi boro bhudai. Eta jeono ekta shikha hoye thake

Jethiya sabko bolta hai ki "Buddhe Champfuck ke liye society me ek naya flat le rahe hai" aur Abdul ko bina wajah daat ke cake laane bhej dete hai, Abdul ka dost ye sab chutiyap dekh nahi pata aur cake ko ek time bomb se replace kar deta hai, jisse Champfuck ki mrityu ho jati hai. (Happiest episode ever)
Phir society members bolte hai ki, "arey Abdul hum to tumhe surprise me flat dena chahte the, family, pyar, jhat." Abdul bolta hai ki "maine bomb nahi lagaya." Bhide society ka ekamev secretary hone ke naate झाटा kuch ukhad nahi pata hai (vo toh Champfuck ke dictatorship me bhi nahi ukhad pata tha.) Toh society members Chalu Pandey ko bulate hai, lekin iss universe me police bhi ghanta kuchh ukhad nahi pati, toh berojgar Tapu sena bolte hai ki "hum karenge insaaf"(शाट.) Jab society ke log CCTV check karte hai tab pata chalta hai ki Abdul ke alawa koi aur gaya hi nahi uss buddhe ke flat me, aur police Abdul ke lakh samjhane par bhi usko jail me daal deti hai.
Ab buddha toh bomb se pehle hi jal chuka hai, toh usko direct visarjan ke liye le jaate hai, ek bus me bithake, Gokuldham ki toli chali Hong Kong type. Vaha visarjan ke ghat pe Popatlal ko apni umar ki ek lady se pyar ho jata hai aur Popatlal uss lady ko pata leta hai. Lekin kuchh reasons ke chalte yeh dono bichad jate hai. Ab ye pure society ke log Tapu Sena ki tarah bakchod toh hai nahi, jo puri jindagi Visarjan ghat pe bita denge, toh ab ye sab vapas nikal jate hai, raste me Babita ko ultiya hone lagti hai, tab sabko pata chalta hai ki Babita ki upper body ke sath pair bhi bhaari ho gaye. Yaha Iyer-Babita khush hote hai, lekin khushi dikhate nahi. (Obviously abhi abhi ek buddha mara hai, kaise khushi dikhayenge.) Toh kuchh emotional baate hoti hai ki dekho "Champfuck vapis aa raha hai bacche ke rup me, laura lesson." Bhide apne lame joke maarke thoda sa वातावरण chill karne ko try karta hai, "are Gujrati aadmi hai, vaapis to ayega hi." Lekin लवडा koi nahi hasta.
Ab Gokuldham me Jethalal se milne Sundar aata hai aur bolta hai "my dear Jijaji, Abdul aisa nahi kar sakta." Lekin Jethiya maanta hi nahi hai, tab Sundar bolta hai "my dear Jijaji, aap जेठालाल nahi झाटालाल ho." Aur vaha se chala jata hai. Baad me pata chalta hai ki Daya vapis aa rahi hai, aur ek gaadi aake rukti hai, usme se bsdka Sundar utar ta hai, phirse vahi bakchodi, "Abdul ne aisa nahi kiya hoga." Iss baat se Tapu Sena agree karte hai, "Haa Tapu! Haa Tapu." Chalu Pandey ko vapis bula liya jata hai, kyuki vo to Nalla baitha hai. Phir Abdul ko bhi jail se chhudvate hai aur puchha jata hai ki kisne bomb lagaya, toh sab bolte hai ki hume nahi pata, lekin Sundar bolta hai ki ek vyakti ko pata hai..... uski maa. Tab Chalu Pandey bolta hai, "bula teri maa ki chut"
(Aur ha Daya nahi aa rahi, hum sab chutiya ban chuke hai)
Phir jab sab log Sundar ki maa ko dekhte hai tab Popatlal ki gaand fatt jati hai. Kyuki vo Visarjan ghat vali Lady hi Sunar ki maa hai. Tab voh aurat batati hai ki Abdul ke dost ne bomb lagaya tha aur usko police pakad ke le jaati hai. (Maa chudaye proof)
Phir kucch mahino baad Popatlal ki Shaadi ho jaati hai, uski umar ki lady se.... Sundar ki maa se. Lekin Shaadi hote hi khana khate time Babita ke pet me dard hone lagta hai aur usko hospital le jate hai, pet se baccha nikalte hai aur Iyer Sinetest uss bacche ko bolta hai, "beta Vanakkam bolo, Vanakkam bolo." But vo baccha bolta hai, "JAY JINENDRA." Ab Iyer gusse se Jethiya ko dekhta hai, maano jaan se maar dega. Lekin Jhatalal ki jaan aur Iyer ki ijjat bachane ke liye Tarak Mehta bolta hai, "are nahi tumhi ne kaha tha na, ki Champfuck vapis aa raha, तर बघा बुल्ल्यान्नो बेशिस्त म्हातारा परत आला." Aur Jethiya ki jaan bach jati hai.
Series khatam kardo iss point pe.

7 months hai JEE mains 2025 me, 12th me hun aur 11th ka aadha portion aata hai aur 12th me sirf backlogs ban rakhe hai kuch nhi padha, lakshya jee me hu online mere se padhai nhi ho rhi , socha tha shayad online rahega to better hoga ghar se hi sab ho jayega, padhne baitha hu to 2 hr padhke phone chalane lagta hu fir endless phone hi dekhta rehta hu kyuki dubara padhne ka motivation nhi aata haar din sochta hu next Monday se achhe se padhunga etc aur 11th me cengage bhi khareed li thhi aaj bhi vaise hi padi hai , pw ke modules bhi hai aur unka batch bhi. 11th motivation aati jaati rehti thhi like kabhi ache se padha fir kabhi padha hi nhi but 12th me lag rha hai sab haath se chut rha h.School going hu , I think I need some advice.

Maa ki chut 616 pe 62k rank aayi hai,maaa chudaye ye desh ,yaha ke log ,sab bahad mae jaye me bhenchod abb nhi rahunga yaha ,ya toh ye desh chor dunga ya mar jaunga

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Ek ajeeb Baat maine notice kari hai ki jab bhi society Mein Koi guest aata hai why do they all all start fighting ki "aare aap humare yaha aye chai nashta karne" ya "aree {insert bhabhi name} apne kyu inko khila diya mere ghar bhej dete". Matlab koi kisi Anjaan ko chai nashta karane ke liye itna excited kyu hoga? I've never found these filler scenes funny.

Maine classes ki taraf Jo mocks diye the unse bohot alag thi cet mere liye. 19 que chut Gaye mere🤡🤡 marks to 100 bhi nahi ban rahe pura check bhi nahi Kiya Maine 95 ke aass pass hai kuch 9s1 Tum logo ka kya hal hai ?

Part 1 about voter constituencies read here: https://www.reddit.com/unitedstatesofindia/s/wYsPUkrwok
So Part 2 - Here are VIP seats: 1. Varanasi - Modi is winning. No point discussing this further. The whole Shyam Rangeela thing was sad. Modi wins anyway. 2. Mathura - Hema Malini as a politician is a clown. People will still vote for her. Because she is famous, she is 'dream girl'. Vote for her is BJP vote, it's a vote for Modi. 3. Gorakhpur - Ravi Kishan will win. Bhojpuri ka SRK. He seems like a decent person in public life. But also is apparently proper RW in personal life. BJP seat hai, jeetenge hi. 4. Meerut - Arun Govil. Kya aap Ram Rajya mai Shri Ram ko vote nahi denge. He is the actor who played Ram in the Doordarshan Ramayan. Recently played Modi-look-alike character in Article 370. Is an absolute clowns. Actually gave interviews saying that I don't know what the issues of Meerut are. Said - "I will work to find out issues after I win election." Most likely will still win, people will vote Ram ke Naam. 5. Ghaziabad - Atul Garg. Son of the first mayor of Ghaziabad. Currently a minister in Yogi sarkar. Will ride the Modi-Yogi wave and win. 6. Pilibhit - Nitin Prasada. Was a congress MP from Shahjahanpur way back in 2004 and Daurahara in 2009. Made MoS in UPA2. Joined BJP in 2021. Will win due to Modi wave mostly. But voter may have resentment coz BJP did not give ticket to Varun Gandhi. 7. Saharanpur - Imran Masood, son of 9-time MP Rashid Masood. Congress candidate. Hoping that father's base plus undercurrent will help. Muslims have decent share in constituency. Shayad jeet jayega. 8. Mainpuri - Dimple Yadav. Wife of Akhilesh Yadav. Bhabhi ji jeet jayegi. UP government tourism minister standing against her. Double engine sarkar influence. But she seems to be too big to lose in this seat bcoz Mainpuri is Mulayam Singh Yadav's bastion. 9. Firozabad - Akshaya Yadav, related to the SP yadav family. Seat is SP bastion won by them everytime since 1999 to 2014. Lost in 2019. SP looking to get it back. 10. Budaun - Aditya Yadav, related to the SP yadav family. Seat is SP bastion won by them everytime since 1996 to 2014. Lost in 2019. SP looking to get it back. 11. Agra - SP Baghel, Union Minister will fight this SC reserved seat. BJP has been winning this seat since 2009. Will win again this year. 12. Hathras - SC reserved seat. BJP union minister fighting here mainly against SP candidate. Toss up seat as Hathras rape case is very big issue among other issues affecting backward castes. 13. Etah - Rajveer Singh, son of former UP CM Kalyan Singh. Seat is family bastion plus he is BJP candidate. Will definitely win. 14. Kannauj - Akhilesh Yadav. Bhaiya toh jeetenge. He has won from here before. 15. Unnao - Sakshi Maharaj. Controversial person but will win Ram ke Naam. Important seat placed right between Lucknow and Kanpur. 16. Amethi - Smriti Irani vs KL Sharma is gonna be a fun toss up to watch. Irani has BJP + Modi/Yogi/Ram in her favour but people are annoyed by her lies about cylinder and 13Rs sugar. Local village Pradhans are annoyed at how she has allegedly micro-managed and also disrespected them in the last 5yrs. KL Sharma is not a big name but he has been there for 40+yrs as poll manager. Generations of people in Amethi know him personally. And Priyanka Gandhi has also done a great job campaigning for him. Toss up seat, fun to watch. 17. Raebareli - Rahul Gandhi. He is running from here coz it's going to be a safe seat. Family bastion hai. Priyanka has campaigned really well and after the "Mai aapko apna beta saup rahi hu" speech by Sonia Gandhi, it seems like a sealed deal. 18. Lucknow - Rajnath Singh. BJP stronghold since 1991. Atal Bihari Vajpayee's seat. Rajnath Singh running from here for the 3rd time. He'll win for sure. 19. Kaiserganj - Karan Bhushan Singh, son of Brij Bhushan Singh. Dab dabba toh hai. Betaji jeet hi jayenga. Father's sexual harassment scandal not a voter issue at all unfortunately. 20. Sultanpur - Maneka Gandhi. Will win. Loved by voters. Did a lot of work at village level outside of her MP duties as well. 21. Azamgarh - Nirahua (Bhojpuri superstar) vs Dharmendra Yadav (SP yadav family). SP bastion but Nirahua wrestled the seat in 2022 by-poll. Toss up seat worth watching. 22. Ambedkarnagar - No famous players but seat to look for. Strong fight between BSP and BJP. Mayawati won from here two times. Birthplace of social leader Ram Manohar Lohia. Large vote share of Dalits, Kurmis and Muslims. 23. Shravasti - Saket Mishra. Son of Modi's ex-principal secretary (the guy who is now chairman of ram mandir construction committee). He will win ofcourse. Modi/Yogi + Ram is enough. 24. Ghazipur - Afzal Ansari, elder brother of Mukhtar Ansari running on SP ticket. Let's see how much his death's sympathy factor works with largely Muslim voter base. 25. Mirzapur - Anupriya Patel, chief of Apna Dal and Union Minister in current central government. 2 time incumbent, trying luck third time, might win. 26. Ballia - Neeraj Shekhar, son of former PM Chandra Shekhar. Running on BJP ticket, will win.
Ho gaya ji. 26 out 80 seats. Baaki seats ka zyada knowledge nahi hai. Aur Maine find out karne ki mehnat nahi ki hai. Udti udti khabar Sunni hai that unexpected seats like Faizabad (ayodhya) and Lucknow might see a turn around. But mujhe abhi toh believe nahi ho raha.
What I think are confirm wins: 15 NDA alliance (14 BJP + 1 Apna Dal) 6 INDIA alliance (2 Congress + 4 SP)
Toss up seats with battles to watch for: Hathras Amethi Azamgarh Ambedkarnagar Ghazipur
Thanks friends. Byeeeee

I'm 18 currently in class 12th. Jb Maine 10th pass Kiya mera result 66.4% tha below avg student hu mujhe jee ke bare mein dost ne bataya or bola dono sath me hi preparation krenge fir bola avi 10th ke baad admission nhi lene agle saal admission lenge 11th me ek saal drop le ke 9th 10th ka basics strong kr lo pta nhi kaise ye bakchod wala idea Maine maan bhi liya or addmission nhi liya lekin us saal Maine kuch bhi nhi padha sir video games, movies, social media yhi sb Kiya pure ek saal waste kr diye fir 11th me addmission liya socha ab se padhunga fir whi haal hua padhai ka aadat hi chut gya to kaise padhta 11th bhi pura waste kr diya ek single chapter bhi nhi padha 2 saal se book copy touch bhi nhi Kiya Aisa bhi nhi tha ki Mai bohot enjoy kr rha tha lekin padhne ka bilkul maan nhi krta tha padhai se maan hi hat gya Ghar mein bhi sab bolna chor diye hai dost log ke sath reh ke Nasha bhi krne lga hu avi 12th me gya online batch liya hu pw ka sb kuch hai padhne ke liya sara resource for bhi ab maan hi nhi kr rha padhne ka 12th ka class 1 April se start hua ek single lecture nhi attend Kiya hu mujhe bhi nhi pta hai ki Mai ky kr rha hu din bhar phone use krna or raat ko soo Jana kabhi kabhi to suicide krne ka bhi Maan Kiya hai. I wasted 18 years of my life😭😓

Bhai Mera 29 2nd shift tha and then 6 shift 1 tha dono baar high cutoff gaya in dono ka mera pura jee kharab ho gaya And being a dropper I got 1.3 lakh rank kya koi h jiska same aaya h pls tell koi college h jo mil sakta h Last year meri rank 30 k thi 97 percentile aai thi kuch iss baar kharab shift ke wajah se suffer karna pada Mere dost ki 95 thi last year uski bhi 27 1st and 6 1 ke wajah se sab kharab ho gaya uska 91 aai h Har baar meri galti nahi hoti kismat and bhout cheeze matter karti h Mene to saare questions kare h ra sir ke Ashish sir ke saare ktk saleem sir ke saare kpp DPP and then bhi nhi hua Aur Jo one shot dekhe unka ho gaya Bhai kuch samaz nahi aara kya me itna deserve nahi karta tha ki qualify ho jau kya one shot jisne dekha h uske pass mujhe jyada knowledge ho gai Abe ye aasan paper me yahi ek dikkat h ki upar upar se padke sabko benifit milta h me fir chut** hu Jo 1 month lagaya conic ko dia And bhai conic se 1st shift me to simple formula based aaya and then 2nd me 3 questions the jisme se 2 bonus kar diye and mene usme total me 20 25 min lagya tha wo bhi sab waste time Bhai kuch samaz nahi aara lag raha h sab khatam ho gya tbh Socha tha teacher interaction me aaunga sab khatam ho gaya Bhai hope se aage life me opportunity na jaye hath se lekin bhai dukh to hota h isse badiya pichle saal nit chala jata iss saal to kuch mil he nahi rhaa Let me tell you one more thing Vit me meri 15 k h 5 cat mil Rahi h Vellore me cse wo me nahi le sakta Comedk me mene hug dia tbh Bits me mere pichle saal 280 marks the lekin mere board me overall 83 h lekin pcm me 74.8 h iske wajah se addmission nahi hua bhai kuch nahi bacha mere pass mene aur koi bhara he nahi tha paper Edit -ek cheez aur Bhai meri 0.02 percentile se chuta h cut-off meri Jan me 93... Aai mujhe laga 92 tak jayegi and mene tabse adv ki tayari shuru kardi mene pw ka Varun batch shuru Kara aur bhi 2 batch kar rha tha mkc gaand fat gai 2 St 29Jan evening 100- me bhout nervous ho gaya tha 1nd 6 Jan morning 140- mene bhout saari galti kardi

They killed my dog that I had raised and made me sign the papers. I don't particularly hate my father because even he did not have a say but it was my mother's doing. She is in her school doing whatever the fuck she does and made me kill what I could call my child. 9 days to jee. Drop year. Already depressed as fuck. Everything is falling apart. I force myself to live and study everyday. Now she does that. Aaj ke din na padhai hui na hone vali hai. Emotional bakchodi on top. Kyun karra hun jee. Kiske liye kar raha hun. Melatonin ke gummies pade hain mere pass sleeping problems hain. Kya hi karna hai behen ki chut 20 gummies kha lunga apne aap full apne kutte ki tarah hi mar jaunga. Voh bhi neend ki tarah site hue mara hoga main bhi mar jata hu. Kutte ki ma ka bhosda baki sab bhi chuda hi hua hai. Bas one more reason to hate life. Aur voh behen ka loda nadi mein doob gaya tha fir bhi madarchod bach gaya. Uske severe physical trauma hua mental fits ki vajah se fir bhi bhagwan ne bacha liya. Ek mahine tak dhudhte rage fir bhi ni mila fir bhi bhagwan ne bacha liya. Aur in behen ke Lodon ne mar diya. I could basically not do much for him because mujhe jee pe focus karna hai. There were ways to save him but they instead chose to "euthanize" him. Pretty sure that's what awaits me if I am in a similar condition. Conditional love hai bhai. Kai bar kaha hai mujhse chor denge terko ek do bar ghar ke bahar rat mein bhi nikala hai. There is literally no hope. Let's see how my mind pulls me out this time. Agar kisi ko background pata hoga to he must know main vaise bhi mentally chuda hi hua hun it's the final straw. Like the official mini form of tragedy. Let's observe how my mind pulls me out of this vortex. Let's see how I save myself. Let's sit and watch.